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24 headlines found matching 'holy'
Sat June 27, 2015
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the --- out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lamitie
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Fri June 26, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish theme park rejects racism charge, as once again the political correctness Nazis target an innocent. . . *looks at pic* holy god, what's wrong with these people?
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Thu June 11, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon reveals how having lots and lots of sex with Kyra Sedgwick helped him get over losing millions to Bernie Madoff: "We kind of went, 'Holy shiat. Let's ... I don't know. Let's have sex or something. It's free"
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Wed June 03, 2015
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Mother accused of mailing marijuana to jail inside a Bible. Holy smokes
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Tue June 02, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest height. Let's go fly a kite and send it soaring. Up through the atmosphere, up where the air is clear, oh... Oh, OH HOLY CRAP
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(45)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(TSN)
 
 
 
Can Anaheim fight their way into a series lead, or will Chicago manage to give them their first regulation loss in this playoff season (first loss, really? WTF & Holy Shiat). The final battle of this Memorial Day weekend starts at 9pm, be here
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Fri May 22, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Quoth the raven, "Holy shiat, WTF is that bear doing?"
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(46)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The creator of American Horror Story is making American Crime Story and released cast photo--HOLY MOLY LOOK AT TRAVOLTA
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(77)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Holy jumpin' Jesus. Things are all farked up. Bad Kentucky
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(62)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
HOLY MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY GREDUNZA, THE NASFARK PODCAST HAS REACHED 1,004 DOWNLOADS. (Link goes to the latest episode, with streaming problems fixed)
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(7)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Beautiful snowflakes complain about the 'presentation' of their school lunch, with a--*looks at pic* Holy God, who's the cook over there, Mussolini?
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Mon April 13, 2015
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
As the Montana Historical Society celebrates its 150th year, an anonymous envelope arrives in the mail--containing the original hand-written 1865 document creating the Historical Society. Staffers' typically dry, bureaucratic response? "HOLY SH*T"
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(38)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If the Hollywood casting couch is a rocking, don't .... holy crap, that's an earthquake
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(14)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Minnesota State defeats Bemidji State 41-20. Holy FARK: It was in baseball and 56 hits were recorded as well
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Thu April 09, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Koreans believe Spam is a "luxury treat" instead of canned pink slime that tastes like an unholy mix of fecal matter, pig anus, and dandruff
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Mon April 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Division I basketball championship game between the Badgers of Wisconsin and the Suckers of Duke. Tip-off is at... Holy Fark, 9:18 pm Eastern. Come on, these kids have class in the morning
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Fri March 27, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark: Plant that provides 30,000 jobs in Ukraine cannot reopen if it is ever shut down. Holy Fark: 2,000 workers keep going back to work despite the plant having been shelled 160 times since July
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(41)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Only one percent of students in the US get a full-ride academic scholarship - it's the holy grail of college funding. Only seven percent win private scholarships at all"
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to box Evander Holyfield for Charity. Romney hopes that frequently switching stances will keep Holyfield off-balance
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Iron Man and Superman are all great, but I like my comic heroes like I like my coffee. Possessed by an unholy power that gives you super strength and the ability to summon wisecracking demons that torture people
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Holy Christ... if Tom Cotton is right, the Iranians already control Tehran - the capital city of Iran. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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(153)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vatican sanctions military force to protect Christians in the Holy Land. This is not a repeat from 1095
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Iceland abandons plans to join the EU, and holy mackerel is their justification fishy
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(109)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So... what exactly does happen when the Queen of England dies? Holy shiat, really?
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