Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
60 headlines found matching 'holidays'
Tue February 21, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spin Master unveils its life-size BB-8 toy and . . . Oh my gosh, it's adorable. Who's a good lil' droid? You are, you are
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu February 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Feeling guilty that you sleep too much? Meet the woman who sleeps 20 hours a day
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu January 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
France slams Britain for Brexit, demands the country pay a massive divorce settlement and only have visitation rights to Germany on alternating weekends and holidays
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat January 07, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The numbers are in and online sales hit a record $91 billion over the holidays. Increase is credited to convenience, lower prices, not risking being assaulted at a brick and mortar store on Black Friday
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today will be the busiest day in online dating history as people look back on the holidays, think about the friends they spent time with, and think, "I'm not doing THAT again"
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 29, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If you live in a state with legal marijuana, delivery service might be extra busy on New Year's Eve. Plan accordingly
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First world problems #47: Parents claim their Hatchimals are swearing like sailors in their sleep
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 28, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We are halfway between Christmas and New Years. Now's the time to catch up on your sleep, read a book, and practice saying 'no.' These suggestions are much easier if you don't have to work this week
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Since it's NEVER too early to sell, retailers roll out Easter items
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
"You're a mean one, Mr and Mrs Grinch." Ok, that would be "mean two," I suppose... and maybe they aren't married, so I can't call her Mrs...OK I'M HUNGOVER FROM THE HOLIDAYS, ALRIGHT? YOU COME UP WITH A FUNNIER HEADLINE
source: cnews.canoe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (12/28): Marvel (finally) finishes it's big Summer crossover, Frank Miller keeps on FMillering, Negan's origin trickles out 4 pages at a time, and Valiant gives its universe the Red Son treatment. Huzzah?
source: pastemagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 26, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
"Rand Paul Airs His Grievances." I hope this makes for a more festive US
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man goes to animal shelter looking to replace his kitten lost for two months, finds his missing pet .... at the animal shelter
source: firstcoastnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sieg heils America a merry Christmas
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Performing for the holidays
source: billingsgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the very Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Holidays edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Joining our host in the studio tonight are two special guests (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
source: tunein.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat December 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"People are happier during festive seasons like Christmas and New Year's. What's more, increasing the number of mandatory public holidays would improve a country's overall wellbeing"
source: blogs.lse.ac.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Game that no one cares about anymore comes to device that no one is interested in anymore
source: techtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bad Moms, the sleeper comedy hit of 2016, is getting a Christmas-themed sequel set for a 2017 release
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Even if you're not a music theory nerd, do you know what a Dm7b5 chord is? Well, around the holidays it's the special chord that makes Christmas music sound Christmassy
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"You can't regulate height of patriotism," says the veteran who planted a 40-foot flagpole in a town where the limit is 30-foot. "If I could afford a 60-foot flag pole, I would have bought it"
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 22, 2016
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Nintendo shares its original hand-drawn Zelda maps
source: techspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
In Memoriam for Farkers lost to 2016 and beyond. It might get dusty in here. Or onions. Probably someone cutting onions
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Stressed out because of all the work you have to wrap up before the holidays? Why not settle yourself down with a nice, tall glass of breast milk stolen from a co-worker?
source: shanghaiist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in my mid-20s and my family has a history of alcoholism; I see tendencies in myself and want to quit drinking but everyone is pressuring me to drink as it's the holidays. I don't want to be the only sober person. What do I do?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer (D-wad) fires staffers right before the holidays
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Authorities make an exception and allow woman to keep her motorcycle-ridin' gator
source: actionnewsjax.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Politics headlines
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2016 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, another Missouri McDonald's offers customers the gift of unlimited French fries
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Almost 9 minutes of Holiday goodness. Santas vs Penguins
source: sploid.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The season of peace is upon us, but the most contentious of matches that has destroyed more communities than talks politics and religion combined. It's the Merseyside Derby at Goodison Park. Come wish happy holidays to Everton & Liverpool @ 3 pm
source: scores.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Australia: where even your Christmas tree ornaments want to kill you
source: mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat December 17, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Headlines that don't lie: "Belly rubs make this hedgehog happy (and it'll make you happy too)"
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
War. War never changes.The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. And libruls said 'happy holidays' to Bill O'Reilly. But war never changes
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Taco Bell now selling jewelry, for when you want to remind your sweetheart of the crippling, explosive, anal rending diarrhea you shared
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 14, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Christmas lights in Toronto have a mortal enemy in squirrels: "I believe it totally has to do with one or more squirrels who perhaps don't like Christmas"
source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
With only 17 days remaining, New Yorkers rush to finalize pending divorce cases before 11:59 p.m. on Dec. 31st so they can file as single for the entire year
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a song that you really like but everybody else you know hates it?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Worst. Super-villain. Ever
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon December 12, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Spammers celebrate the holidays by inundating consumers with 113% more robocalls
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your seasonal tipping guide. Obviously servers and bartenders will get the usual 25-30 percent, but don't forget that cleaners, babysitters, hairdressers, etc. should all be getting the equivalent of one visit's cost as a holiday bonus
source: wtop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun December 11, 2016
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Man breaks into religious store and steals A) gold crucifix, B) electronics, or C) pigeons. Where is your squab now?
source: wsvn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri December 09, 2016
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
The people most influenced by Fox News' War over Christmas are people who don't go to church
source: hbr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When a friend learned she was pregnant she asked to borrow my cot; I told her yes but I wanted it back as it was an heirloom. The baby died; she wants to burn everything for religious reasons. Including my cot. How can I get it back?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed December 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
High school basketball player with autism hits a 3-point shot in his first game, braces for offers from the Philadelphia 76ers
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's how to get 18 days off work in a row in 2017 using only nine days of your vacation
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays? Oh wait, Trump's already decided for you
source: dailycaller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue December 06, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Coinstar tells Americans that the holidays are a perfect time to make ends meet by cashing in your spare change ... for an 11% fee
source: consumerist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu December 01, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret accused of featuring 'racist lingerie' in fashion show, as paying hundreds of dollars for dental floss tied in knots is cultural appropriation (Not safe for work)
source: heatst.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
"Science" wants you to vote for its Breakthrough of the First Eleven Months of 2016. Cure for cancer is not one of the options
source: sciencemag.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Wondering what to put on your gift list this year? How about a personal submarine for a mere $1.5 million?
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 30, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You know Christmas is coming when even armed robbers wish you "Happy Holidays" after holding store up, taking your cash
source: wftv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 29, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Despite no national or rational reason to do so, Japan adopts American tradition of Black Friday shopping and takes it to 11
source: kotaku.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 27, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
This year Cards Against Humanity allow you the opportunity to throw your money into a hole
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu November 17, 2016
(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Numerous holidays are right around the corner. Are you ready with a great dessert to take to the festivities? Share your fall and winter treats so your fellow Farkers can take the good stuff (or, c'mon, stay home and gorge)
source: delish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue November 08, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney apparently planning to massacre guests for Christmas with new holiday drone program
source: orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, they're releasing a special Deadpool Holiday Edition Blu-Ray, complete with Deadpool in a Christmas sweater? With bonus commentaries and gag reels? DAMMIT SO MUCH all it's missing is a chimichanga
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun November 06, 2016
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Tired of pumpkin this, pumpkin that and dreading the turkey leftovers that's coming up? Well, tis the season for tamales. Anybody remember their abuela's holiday cooking or know a good Mexican market for tamales?
source: mexicancuisinerecipes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed November 02, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the 10 most shoplifted items are during the holiday season?
source: marketwatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 60 of about 875 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report