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40 headlines found matching 'holidays'
Wed December 13, 2017
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again when people send you these bricks of fruit called fruitcakes during the holidays, but what exactly are they?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Getting boozed-up by drinking donated wine left by parents and chowing down the pellet food of the school's pet guinea pig is no way to enjoy the holidays, teacher (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue December 12, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Murder. You?" "Armed robbery. What about you?" "Bark, bark"
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here, take all my money for "The Holy Méme Bible" ... I'll need a brazillion of them just to give out as presents for the holidays
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
New ad campaign encourages New Yorkers to 'sit out SantaCon', says drunken bar crawls should be left for St. Patrick
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Woman keeps taking selfies with phone she stole, not realizing it backs up to victim's Google Drive account. Still no cure for Duck Face
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Wed December 06, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans home decorates for Christmas by putting up large display of Rudolph's carcass being roasted over a fire
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
UPS says it's a little late digesting Cyber Monday, promises to lube up the system so Brown can deliver for you
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
You can now decorate your Christmas trees with boob baubles
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Prison inmates give Washington State governor's mansion a makeover, because nothing says 'decorating for the holidays' like toothbrush shivs hanging over a festive bowl of pruno
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays: Toy horse that needs no batteries or other power source. It moves on wheels - powered by your child bouncing and wiggling on it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My spouse and I are devout agnostics and want to raise our child with our beliefs. However, grandma won't stop proselytizing to our son about Christianity; every gift is Christian-themed. The holidays are here; how can we stop her?"
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Sat December 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's that time of year: The weather turns cold, the holidays are on us, and a hunter is shot by his dog
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Some Baba Yaga)
 
 
 
For that most difficult somebody on your Christmas gift list there's always John Wick's Russian Mafia Blood Oath Medallion Set
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember the Navy pilot that drew a penis, that's right a PENIS, in the sky with his jet? Well here's the Christmas ornament we've all been waiting for. Penis. SKY PENIS. CHRISTMAS NAVY SKY PENIS
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(ABC)
 
 
 
It's the second greatest holiday special with the absolute best soundtrack. Relive your childhood with a jazzy hip swing. It's A Charlie Brown Christmas (8pm, ABC)
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Applebee's betting on $1 Long Island Ice Teas all December long to help shareholders, drunkards forget rough 2017
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(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just what you need when your living on the street in Philadelphia during the holidays. People to send you 'thoughts and prayers' - reminding you that you are living on the street in Philadelphia. - we love you Here's your card
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get ready for the holidays by watching this time-lapse video of Disneyland transforming itself for the festive season
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Jim Beam is selling a smart decanter that pours whiskey on command. Shut up and take my money
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines accidentally doesn't staff pilots on thousands of December flights
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts say you don't owe anyone a hug
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Thu November 23, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Look to buy a new 4K television set for the holidays? Might want to read this article before you do, as not all 4K TV's are created equal
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Tue November 21, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Bank of America is at it again
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Al Franken will spend holidays deflecting... oh reflecting, he's reflecting. Well, probably doing both
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Doc Martens exist and that's problematic
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
This year's reason to be outraged over Starbucks cups is: (throws dart at board) They're promoting the gay agenda
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Wed November 15, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The do's and don'ts of feeding your pet at Thanksgiving fails to include steak
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Tue November 14, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Cards Against Humanity goes Ken Burns on Donald Trump for the holidays, and even bought some land on the border to snag up alleged wall construction. Most Farkers will donate just for the "Stop Saying Pickle Rick" sign
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Fri November 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ You better watch out / You better not cry / Better not pout / I'm telling you why / Christmas music screws with your head ♫
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Thu November 09, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
ESPN to lay off 100 after Thanksgiving. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg, and John Williams bring you 'The Post' to win all the Oscars
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Ex-soccer player gets a red card from God while trying to learn how to surf
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Need recommendations for good sci-fi books for my brainy 11 year old daughter. Online searches reveal all the same dystopian teen crap (Maze Runner, Hunger Games, etc..). Also, she's totally awesome... just putting that out there
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Just in time for your holiday Fark party guys, it's 'ugly Christmas rompers' for the holidays
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Starbucks begins its war on Christmas
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is canceled. Steve Scalise: You can't cancel a holiday. Ryan: Keep it up Steve and you'll lose New Years. Scalise: What's that mean? Ryan: Kevin McCarthy, take New Year's away from Steve
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Wed September 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ask me on Boss's Day or Engagement Day
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Sun September 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us, where a kid is just a kid...a really bored kid wandering down empty aisles filled with dust and broken corporate dreams
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Fri August 25, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian bans snake emojis from her Instagram page, though Bajoran earrings are still allowed
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