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Headlines matching 'holidays'
Fri January 27, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Sun) Spiffy For those of you just joining us, Kelly Brook has a lovely pair of coconuts  (thesun.co.uk) (33)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Fail into the Gap  (finance.yahoo.com) (12)


Tue December 27, 2011
(WRAL) PSA Durham, NC billboard reminds residents not to fire guns to celebrate New Year's. Still no billboard reminding them that Duke sucks  (wral.com) (29)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Fox Business) Stupid Author of "Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn't Buy Presents for the Holidays," Compares Christmas shopping to the Homer Simpson theory of why people do things: "It's because they're stupid, that's why"  (foxbusiness.com) (72)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Happy holidays from Fox News, where President Obama is a "skinny, ghetto crackhead"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (235)
(UPI) Asinine As you board your flight home for the holidays, spare a thought for the brave TSA workers who are tirelessly protecting us from the perils of homemade jam in carry-on luggage  (upi.com) (79)


Thu December 22, 2011
(NYPost) Fail Those ding-dongs at Hostess are planning to declare bankruptcy for the ho-ho holidays  (nypost.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Obvious Even when it comes to sending cards wishing people Happy Holidays, Fox News can't resist being a dick about it  (news.yahoo.com) (69)
(Some Guy) Stupid Perhaps the only thing more obnoxious than people who spend a small fortune each year on Christmas presents for their children are the people who spend a small fortune on presents for their pets. "He's getting a costume and a hat"  (ktar.com) (122)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Misc 12 forgotten family holiday movies  (shine.yahoo.com) (122)
(Toronto Sun) Followup Well it's Bud the Spud from the bright red mud, still languishing in Lebanese prison. The times are grim, and his hopes are dim because the Holidays and Hassan's coming. The Holidays and Hassan's coming  (torontosun.com) (28)


Mon December 19, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Forget about the holidays, the pending global recession, and the death of Kim Jung Il - Britney Spears has changed her Facebook status to "engaged". It's not news, it's CNN  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (10)


Sun December 18, 2011
(NPR) Spiffy Jingle Jams: come for the picture of an orangutan in Christmas clothes playing the ukelele, stay for the holiday mix you can actually tolerate  (npr.org) (14)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Followup Joe Paterno delayed forwarding reports of Sandusky's alleged sex abuse because he didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend... Or month... Or Holidays... Or decade  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Fri December 16, 2011
(eBay) PSA Want to own a piece of Fark history for the holidays? Or need some load balancers for your network? You're in luck. (Proceeds go to a college fund for the late Carl Wade (Rabiddog)'s daughter)  (cgi.ebay.com) (169)
(CBS News) Spiffy Just in time for the holidays - your guide to regifting  (cbsnews.com) (33)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Mental Floss) Amusing 11 offbeat holidays you still have time to celebrate. It's a Festivus for the rest of us  (mentalfloss.com) (41)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Obamacare Mandate has thrown more than 100,000 health insurance agents and brokers under the bus and given them the gift of an unemployment line just before the holidays  (news.yahoo.com) (680)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Fail Thinking about spending this month's mortgage payment on Christmas presents for your kids? Go ahead. They don't like to foreclose during the holidays  (ajc.com) (42)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Obama: "Happy holidays everyone." Congress: "For hate's sake we spit our last breath at thee"  (npr.org) (130)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Grinch steals holidays from Boca Raton  (sun-sentinel.com) (42)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) PSA Protip: If your disturbed wife's shopping list includes plastic sheets, gallons of bleach, eight roasting pans, and a Sawzall, you might want to spend the holidays elsewhere  (heraldnet.com) (82)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc It's not truly the holidays without a Soft Tinsel Sausage Dog or Inflatable Santa in the Outhouse  (fenton-highridge.patch.com) (10)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely How to get away with not giving any gifts for the holidays  (missminimalist.com) (93)
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays  (rasmussenreports.com) (377)
(News.com.au) Scary In anticipation of Israel's extremely imminent WWIII-initiating attack upon Iran, Britain has evacuated its embassy. Enjoy your holidays  (news.com.au) (192)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Have you ever looked at your Christmas tree and thought, "It needs more tanned guidos?" Well, these Jersey Shore ornaments have you covered  (popwatch.ew.com) (48)
(Variety) Obvious Actual headline: "Twilight tops Friday B.O." That sounds about right  (variety.com) (71)


Wed November 23, 2011
(SLTrib) PSA The holidays can be a good time to see if anyone's fallen and cannot get up  (sltrib.com) (15)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Jolly Old Elf) Photoshop Halloween is barely over, Thanksgiving isn't here yet and stores are putting out Christmas decorations already. Photoshop the results of two holidays being combined into one. LGT example  (thisiskristin.com) (24)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Just in time for the holidays, how to make alcoholic ice cream, the greatest dessert of all time  (gizmodo.com) (37)


Sun November 20, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Interesting FYI, if you're taking your e-ink reader on a plane over the holidays, there's a chance that static from the x-ray machines could permanently destroy the display. Or you could bring a real book  (iheartchaos.com) (87)


Sat November 19, 2011
(io9) Cool A list of 2011's best books on science. Drop a few hints, maybe you won't end up with another one of your Aunt's homemade Snuggies this holiday season  (io9.com) (33)


Wed November 16, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Valve wants users of Hat Fortress 2 to make holiday hats, presumably so they can keep their team busy delaying Half-Life 3  (g4tv.com) (55)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Jesus would've completed more than two passes  (thepostgame.com) (177)


Tue November 08, 2011
(CNBC) Spiffy UPS to hire 50,000 package smashers for the holidays  (cnbc.com) (18)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Salon) Fail Adults ruined Halloween. Here comes the math and science to prove it  (salon.com) (92)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Bloomberg) Fail eBay shares fall after negative feedback from investors. F-- WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DIVIDENDS???  (bloomberg.com) (17)

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