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Headlines matching 'hips'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(NPR) Obvious Despite their efforts to convince you otherwise, many "foodies" can't, in a blind taste test, tell white wine from red, pate from dog food, or that the chips they're eating are soggy if you make crunching sounds in their ears  (npr.org) (287)
(The Local (Germany)) Followup Artist awarded $2500 for lost French fries after using high priced lawyer, a few bargaining chips  (thelocal.de) (4)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely In a study that was in no way influenced by Big Snack, potato chips have been found to be lower in sodium than sammich bread  (medicalxpress.com) (114)
(Some rural PA town) PSA Stuff college kids get from vending machines: Chips, soda, gum, Plan B, candy...wait, what?  (wtae.com) (59)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Wired) Ironic Hipsters, already fans of expensive pre-distressed skinny jeans, flock to expensive belts made from pre-shredded fixie tires  (wired.com) (64)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Atlantic) Followup North Korea's transition has meant a change in hairstyles from bouffant to hipster undercut, but not a change in propaganda. Here's Kim Jong-Un, looking at things  (theatlantic.com) (126)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Gothamist) Ironic Joseph Gordon Leavitt: Please, leave hipsters alone  (gothamist.com) (132)


Sat January 28, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine Christian leader condemns new Star Wars MMO because it allows gay relationships -- forgetting, of course, that gamers don't have sexual relationships of any kind, gay or straight  (rawstory.com) (414)


Tue January 24, 2012
(The Consumerist) Interesting Hipsters rejoice: your ironic lumberjack beard will no longer exclude you from employment at Disney theme parks  (consumerist.com) (42)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Don't count your Chips when you're sitting at the table. They'll be time enough to count them when the Bucs are done  (kgw.com) (55)


Sun January 22, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (√-1)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious The secret to being a hipster revealed in new Harvard study, you've probably never heard of it  (dailymail.co.uk) (89)
(Capital New York) Strange Brand new generation of news-junkie hipsters increasingly flock to CBS's slowpaced 'Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood' because of the PBR Effect - it's so obviously uncool that it ends up being as cool as your grandfather  (capitalnewyork.com) (61)
(Gothamist) Obvious Contrary to what the hipsters will tell you, the NYC of the 1980s was a farking shiathole (and here's pictorial proof)  (gothamist.com) (259)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ABC) Stupid Harvard conducts study of hipsters before other universities start doing their own and this research becomes uncool  (abcnews.go.com) (16)


Tue January 17, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing "Fixie Index" measures hipsterness of major American metropolises by percentage of fixed-gear bikes per person. It's from an obscure price guide blog you probably never heard of  (theatlanticwire.com) (51)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Salon) Strange 1970s-era "graphic trainwreck" Bruce Lee flipbooks become latest collecting craze among martial arts fans, hipsters  (salon.com) (21)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NASA) Weird In initiative to attract youthful hipsters, NASA.gov runs Internet music radio station so that fans can listen to the latest space rock while admiring the latest space rocks  (nasa.gov) (32)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The New York Times) Sad The latest simple snack to be ruined by foodie hipsters: the marshmallow   (tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com) (197)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Are shaved bare porn actresses re-wiring the brains of men who watch internet porn? Yes. And so are those videos of 2 women, 1 cat, a feather duster, two bags of chips, and a jar of peanut butter  (reuniting.info) (265)
(Some Guy with a dingle) Stupid Little house of the Hipsters, How long to build 200 sqf "home?" unknown, after 7 months still not done. Bonus hipsters talking about How hip they are  (abcnews4.com) (137)


Sun January 08, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary How well received is the new Windows phone OS? Apple hipsters are actually BUYING them  (nytimes.com) (82)


Sat January 07, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary Yoga can fix spinal injuries, strokes, compressed nerves, ruptured tendons, cerebral damage, torn rotator cuffs, and degenerative hips. Wait, did I say "fix"? I meant "cause"  (nytimes.com) (88)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Fox Sports) Interesting The success of the Packers and Patriots in the playoffs will once and for all determine whether or not "defense wins championships" is a myth  (msn.foxsports.com) (113)
(People Magazine) Followup Zooey Deschanel officially files for divorce from estranged husband Ben Gibbard, citing irreconcilable hipster differences  (people.com) (73)


Tue January 03, 2012
(io9) Sappy Ten greatest love/hate relationships from science fiction and fantasy. In space, no one hears you wishing you knew how to quit him  (io9.com) (99)
(Reuters) Amusing Iran to U.S. Navy: Keep your fleet out of the Persian Gulf, or we'll publish pictures of us sinking your ships. U.S. Navy: That'd be one hell of a Photoshop job  (reuters.com) (512)
(The New York Times) Silly Hipster resolves to spend 30 minutes a day without his iPhone. New York Times publishes his New Year's resolution  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (133)


Fri December 30, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Hipsters in Milwaukee Zoo love their iPads, flinging poo  (bbc.co.uk) (9)
(Forbes) Interesting 2000: "Hey look at me. I read books in my trendy bookstore. 2010 Hipster: "Hey look at me. I've got a Kindle before anyone else". 2012 Hipster: " Hey look at me. I still read physical books in my trendy bookstore"  (forbes.com) (140)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely Cruise will trace Titanic's route on 100th anniversary. To complete the experience, officials boast that the engineering and safety rules of modern ships mean there's no chance whatsoever of an iceberg puncturing the hull  (suntimes.com) (62)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Silly Bon Iver making the first workout DVD targeted exclusively at hipsters. Exercises will include intense plaid shirt buttoning, repetitive beard stroking, and coffee cup curls  (huffingtonpost.com) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy 2006: Browns rookie promises $10,000 scholarships to 100 H.S. freshmen if they graduate with a 2.5 GPA. 2011: Now a 49ers player, spends nearly a year's salary to make good  (sports.yahoo.com) (78)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious NYT reports on increasingly popular trend of hipsters abandoning Facebook because it's too mainstream. With pic of prototypical hipster  (nytimes.com) (201)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing Like two ships, colliding in the night  (blog.chron.com) (31)
(Grantland) Stupid Dear God, it's a perfect storm of Fark hate: hipsters and the NBA. God help us all if Twilight gets worked into this somehow  (grantland.com) (87)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Some Football Guy) Spiffy Three High School Football teams from the same small town bring home 1A, 4A, and 5A State Championships  (thenewsstar.com) (45)


Fri December 09, 2011
(College Magazine) Ironic Top 10 hipster college campuses in America. I have more authentic campuses on my personal list than you do  (collegemagazine.com) (172)
(Bloomberg) Fail Texas Instruments revenue falls, discovers it's tough to be in the computer business when the chips are down  (bloomberg.com) (9)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Paste Magazine) Fail The, ah, twenty best new bands of 2011. Yes, they're indie hipster groups  (pastemagazine.com) (158)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Pitchfork) Asinine In what will undoubtedly go down in history as the first time Fark defends hipsters, Bon Iver attacked for endorsing alcohol  (pitchfork.com) (88)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Zap2It) Strange Jay Cutler on his engagement to Kristin Cavallari: "I'm just kind of along for the ride." Kind of like his relationships with Broncos, Bears  (blog.zap2it.com) (30)


Tue November 29, 2011
(BBC) Strange British coastguard alert ships in Bristol Channel to avoid a two-door compact car last seen bobbing up and down off the pier at Mumbles. Alert cancelled this morning when car discovered washed up on beach at nearby Raised-Eyebrows-on-Sea  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Sun November 27, 2011
(News.com.au) Unlikely Hot Australian author encourages infidelity to keep relationships healthy and happy. Many dismiss it as a silly, counterclockwise theory  (news.com.au) (118)


Sat November 26, 2011
(MSNBC) Dumbass You're manning a Pakistani outpost on the Afghan border, when you spot some NATO helo gunships. Do you c) fire warning shots at them?  (msnbc.msn.com) (174)


Wed November 23, 2011
(The Atlantic) Spiffy The history of heritage turkeys. Useful if you want to brag about your true heritage turkey and credibly badmouth your hipster neighbors' faux-heritage turkey  (theatlantic.com) (67)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly With names like "Erotic Pickled Herring" and "Sheep on Meth," you'd think they were flavor-of-the-month hipster bands, but you'd be wrong  (ubuntuvibes.com) (19)
(Mercury News) Fail Hewlett-Packard profits down 91%. Company tries desperately to reboot earnings, investors look to cache in their chips  (mercurynews.com) (37)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Hot Blonde with Normal Eyes) Sad What is it with Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants and their inability to maintain long-term relationships?  (digitalspy.com) (34)


Fri November 18, 2011
(NPR) Ironic "Everybody hates hipsters ... especially hipsters. And the ironic part is that hipsters' opposition to pop culture has become pop culture"  (npr.org) (319)


Wed November 16, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Skyrim ships 7 million copies since release. In related news, missing persons reports skyrocket  (g4tv.com) (896)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious American Eagle fined $900,000 for tarmac delays, ugly overpriced hipster clothing  (chicagotribune.com) (59)


Sun November 13, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Royal Caribbean lowers drinking age on ships overseas. Promises that any teen who can't handle their alcohol will be put into dry dock  (travel.usatoday.com) (24)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The New York Times) Silly Happy Corduroy Appreciation Day, hipsters  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (60)


Tue November 08, 2011
(EITB) Cool Drake's last ships, Elizabeth, Delight, believed found off Panama  (eitb.com) (42)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Cool A beehive for hipsters. "It kind of looks like something that Lt. Ellen Ripley would have set fire to with a blow torch"  (mnn.com) (71)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Vice Magazine) Interesting Is Sofia Coppola the George W. Bush of Hipster Cinema?  (vice.com) (70)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Kim Kardashian's divorce mourned by hipsters at Dash store vigil. Actually, "mourned" might be the wrong word here, but just run with it  (buzzfeed.com) (46)
(Huffington Post) Sad Guys: Zooey Deschanel is back on the market. Ladies: That creepy stalker hipster dude from Death Cab for Cutie is back on the market as well  (huffingtonpost.com) (94)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The Consumerist) Obvious Those "buy here, pay here" car dealerships might not be the most legitimate businesses  (consumerist.com) (37)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Gizmodo) Silly Now your stupid hipster Instagram photos can be a stupid hipster iPhone case, hipster  (gizmodo.com) (34)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Frito-Lay accused of deceptive advertising to teens. Company refutes claims, but still plans to launch Farmville Cool Ranch chips  (foxnews.com) (8)


Mon October 17, 2011
(The Week) Amusing Barbie gets a tattoo. Now she's not only America's most disproportionate fashion model, she's also a horrible hipster/socialite hybrid  (theweek.com) (135)
(Short List) Amusing Strip-search demanded as tile goes missing at World Scrabble Championships. 'G', I sure hope there's no hard feelings  (shortlist.com) (66)

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