Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		Finally a rap/rock collaboration that might actually work: Jack White and Jay-Z  (twentyfourbit.com)	(50)

Nominating ABBA to the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is sort of like saying the best dessert you've ever tasted was a Hostess cupcake  (time.com)

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Joaquin Phoenix's representative denies the star will play Edgar Allen Poe. Nevermore have fans wanted a project like this to happen  (contactmusic.com)

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(Some Guy)

New Alizée video "Fifty Sixty", with guest appearance by Space Invaders and Mayor McCheese  (musiqueradio.com)

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Waka Flocka Flame gets involved in a fight with members of Young Jeezy's and Gucci Mane's entourages...you know what, you people need to get some normal f*cking names  (contactmusic.com)

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Rapper Guru makes the news by falling into a coma, prompting white hipsters everywhere to pretend they knew who he was all along  (guardian.co.uk)

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P. Diddy is teaching the Arctic Monkeys how to rap. Isn't that like a caveman teaching a coma patient table manners?  (contactmusic.com)

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Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy rapping  (entertainment.nerve.com)

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(Some Guy)

This summer's rumored Lollapalooza lineup is a heaping helping of Awesome with some GaGa thrown in for good measure  (leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com)

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(PopMatters)

The long-disappeared singer/poet who influenced hip-hop reappears, hesitantly, without joy  (popmatters.com)

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(Some Nerdcore Guy)

I'm really getting a kick out of this theme song  (spin.com)

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		Facebook makes major PHP push with HipHop ... and you don't stop, a rock it, to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie, to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat  (internetnews.com)	(81)
		Rapper Eve connected to money laundering scheme. In other news, Eve had enough money to launder  (contactmusic.com)	(10)

If you ever find yourself on fire as your car is engulfed in a 20-story explosion, then this guy is obviously the lawyer for you  (boingboing.net)

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Educational video uses hip-hop to teach about the phases of the moon. As dope as anything Kid Cudi's dropped. Word. And so forth  (youtube.com)

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The duet you know you want to see will be happening at the Grammys; Elton John is teaming up with Lady Gaga  (contactmusic.com)

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		What happens if you fall into a Black Hole  (collegehumor.com)	(78)
(Jezebel)		Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" may be the father of Tila Tequila's child. Poor kid is gonna be born with more evil genes than Stalin  (jezebel.com)	(73)

Rapper Apache goes to the Happy Hunting Ground  (mtv.com)

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		"Joaquin Phoenix's Unreleased Album Is 'Brilliant' "  (huffingtonpost.com)	(19)
(Yung Conz)		The best conservative rap video filmed in a school cafeteria and featuring a cardboard Reagan cutout that you'll see all day  (rumproast.com)	(46)

Don't you love it when a singer gets into a fight with a model over who has bigger breasts? "My t**s are better than hers anyway"  (thesun.co.uk)

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(DigitalSpy)

Jay-Z says Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" has inspired much of his music. That explains why it's unlistenable and goes nowhere  (digitalspy.com)

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Snoop Dogg to return to One Life To Lizzle  (starpulse.com)

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		And in today's "News that Will In No Way Upset Anyone," Lil Wayne will voice Jesus Christ in an upcoming animated film co-developed with T-Pain  (contactmusic.com)	(62)
		Jay-Z has offered to overproduce Robbie Williams' wedding    (contactmusic.com)	(12)
		AV Club presents 18 songs about hating radio, at least half of which you only know because of airplay on radio  (avclub.com)	(76)

2010: The Year We Tied Onions To Our Belts  (redorbit.com)

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In a late attempt to win the award for Douchebag of the Year, Tommy Lee has asked for fans to play for him. But without pay  (new.music.yahoo.com)

(24)

Your daily 'WTF, China' comes courtesy of gay hip-hop act Dirty Eyed Girls  (youtube.com)

(24)

(CNNGo)		Three-year-old Chinese hip-hop dancer is already a better dancer than... well, say this grownup dancer behind him  (cnngo.com)	(19)
		"Blige's willingness to bare her tortured inner self...has ensured her reign as the queen of hip-hop." And with a new album, American Idol stint, and a sunglasses/fragrance line coming, get ready for more torture  (usatoday.com)	(24)

Sirius announces Snoop Dogg channizzel  (upi.com)

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With 32 million albums sold, Eminem named top-selling artist of the decade. Jesus wept  (pastemagazine.com)

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		The strangest collaboration ever: 50 Cent and Susan Boyle  (contactmusic.com)	(12)
		And subby thought he was the only one who thought "Boys and Girls in America" had the worst cover art evar  (avclub.com)	(39)
		Your daily 'WTF, Deutschland?' comes courtesy of German hip-hop group Die Fantastischen Vier. Sehr gut  (youtube.com)	(38)

Alicia Keys is ready to be a mother. However, she may want to rethink her current relationship, as it would be difficult to raise a family with a man known as "Swizz Beats."  (contactmusic.com)

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"When will hip-hop hurry up and die already?"  (guardian.co.uk)

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Dumb: DMX signed for MMA fight. Obvious: He drops out, gets sued. Fark: He's replaced in the match by Coolio  (starpulse.com)

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Conservative hip-hop artist, Hi Caliber spits mad flavor: "Liberalism is like a cancerous tumor, just look at Harry Reid, Pelosi and Chuck Schumer."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Robert De Niro wants to be a rapper. There's one way to end your career  (contactmusic.com)

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