Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		Third and Delaware: a new blog dedicated to fashion highlights from every single episode of Roseanne  (heebmagazine.com)	(23)

Parrot receives government job after trying to mate with a TV host's head. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk)

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When you've been busted taking photos of naked children at the local park, telling police you are "obsessed with circumcision" probably won't help your case  (news.com.au)

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Tea Party convention a bust as the regular folk finally figure out that they're being played by the RNC and corporate interests for profit  (dailykos.com)

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Here's the thing: If you're going to jump off a river jetty while riding your bicycle, it's not a good idea to tether yourself to the bike so you won't lose it. It will act as a weight  (news.com.au)

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ADIDAS, apparently  (news.com.au)

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		Man rushed to hospital with acute neck injuries from an angle-grinder accident  (news.com.au)	(68)
		Starving, thirsty, homeless Haitians can rest easy now that their solar-powered bibles have finally arrived  (news.com.au)	(469)

The rush for movies and TV to go to 3D is ignoring an important thing: a sizable percentage of the population cannot actually see 3D images  (cnn.com)

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Ten of the coolest new toys from CES. A geekasm waiting to happen  (cnn.com)

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Man charged with attempted murder after he "tried to shoot urinating Indian" with an airgun  (news.com.au)

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		Loch Ness monster death rumors dismissed as completely unbelievable, unsubstantiated, and obviously beyond the realm of any rational thought  (news.com.au)	(94)
		NASA observes a planet covered in water  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(55)
		Falling dolphin injures sea-world trainer, possibly on porpoise  (news.com.au)	(66)

Attacker kills man after sharing beers with him. Of Coors, the thug wasn't the victim's Bud, so what Foster's this kind of brutality in people? Let's not beat around the Busch. He may have had a Pabst history of mental illness  (news.com.au)

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Scientists gather in DC for what is being billed as the largest meeting of astronomers in the history of the universe, which is a total dis to the Grand Astronomical Convocation held on Rigel IV during the reign of Greyfudd the Cromulent  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Roman Polanski is overwhelmed by the support since his arrest, makes him feel like a 13-year-old again    (news.com.au)	(188)
		The latest beauty treatment which might possibly be bullshiat: human placenta  (news.com.au)	(52)

(Gateway Pundit)

Obama now more loathed than Bush was at the end of his second term. Mission Accomplished: 1, Hope & Change: 0  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com)

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		Who is the best Batman of all time? Batman, of course  (wired.com)	(111)
		How to handle a bad gift from a boyfriend, written by an ungrateful biatch  (cnn.com)	(722)
		Hark, the lawman's taser stings  (news.com.au)	(57)
(Some Guy)		"What we need is a form of governance which transcends the sovereignty of the nation state"  (allafrica.com)	(362)

(Some Guy)

Fark credited with helping to make Mr. Splashypants the whale "internet famous"  (inventorspot.com)

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Do not taunt the taekwondo monkeys  (news.com.au)

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Warren Buffett downgrades Moody's credit rating to FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU  (cnbc.com)

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		The Palm Jumeirah, crown jewel of Dubai, is sinking into the Persian Gulf. And so castles made of sand, melts into the sea, eventually  (cnbc.com)	(106)
(Modesto Bee)		Accenture becomes first sponsor to drop Tiger Woods completely after deciding that telling the world to "Go on, be a Tiger" just doesn't sound as good as it used to  (modbee.com)	(56)

Man paragliding behind his car falls 26 feet onto the road. Breaking news, indeed  (news.com.au)

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"The Middle East represents a vast, largely untapped market for Internet businesses, according to industry experts. So what's holding everyone back?" Obvious tag has been living in a cave with Osama  (cnn.com)

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Darwin 1, Chemistry student 0  (news.com.au)

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		Teens who get The Talk from their parents wait longer before having sex, since it takes time for the creeped out feeling to go away  (news.yahoo.com)	(290)
		Environmentalists surprised to find that civil war can be good for wildlife populations. Possibly linked to there being fewer humans or something  (cnn.com)	(26)

Not even CNN could keep Obama's approval rating above 50% in their poll any longer  (cnn.com)

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ProTip: If you're going to paint graffiti along the train line, learn the train schedule  (news.com.au)

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Dad brings home full-size Barbie for daughter's Christmas gift. Soon, she starts moving around on her own, causing car accidents, frightening contractors and inducing gallstones. Then it gets weird  (cnn.com)

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A villager is unable to park his truck in front of his house, so he does the most logical thing: spend the next 14 years carving a tunnel through a mountain  (news.com.au)

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And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. Abu Dhabi agrees to bail out Dubai  (cnbc.com)

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(Some Guy)

Richmond Times-Dispatch enjoyed Fark's Yankees free-agency headline. (last heading)  (www2.timesdispatch.com)

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"The BBC has abandoned plans to screen a ballet featuring a deformed Pope who rapes nuns that it had announced as one of the highlights of its Christmas schedule." And I was so looking forward to taking the kids (link fixed)  (telegraph.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

Vatican hosts conference on extrasolar life, highlights need for that whole warp-drive thing  (christianpost.com)

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