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66 headlines found matching 'high schools'
Tue August 19, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Slate)
 
 
 
School forces students in gym class to wear heart monitors so teachers can ensure they aren't "slacking off." Because washed-up athletes who scraped by with Ds in college are qualified to evaluate students
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Fri August 15, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for teaching frank race lessons has been reinstated. Frank is thrilled
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If I started the Church of Socrates, and I considered him to be a deity and all the writing of Socrates to be my scriptures, then would the Atheists or any other group be able to ban having his writings quoted in schools on that basis?
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative group is up in arms over US history being presented in our schools as one long story of groups in conflict
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Wed August 06, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
News: Police called when woman found drunk and pantless. Fark: On her first day as a high school teacher. (With hot mug-shot goodness)
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Mon August 04, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Malcolm Gladwell tells us that the Mafia were the good guys and that crime is a legitimate 'crooked ladder' to the American Dream
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Canadian high school student files complaint over a sex education class that teaches only abstinence, saying it is a "slut shaming course" that comes from a foundation of religious ignorance and fear
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
High School bans yoga pants and leggings. Male students afraid they may actually be able to pay attention and learn something now
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Thanks to all of you overachieving, overly competitive high school students who purposely took classes to pad your GPA: You and your hot-headed parents are causing more and more schools to get rid of class valedictorians and salutatorians
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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Wed June 18, 2014
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Student plagiarizes yearbook message. Wait, it was actually the principal, and he congratulates the wrong school when original text is left in message
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(34)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman graduates high school at 111-years-old. Hopefully won't go streaking to celebrate
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate: Here's how to improve education - make it harder to become a teacher. First of all, students entering teacher-education programs MUST be slightly above average, and there needs to be more bureaucratic hoop-jumping for credentials
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland valedictorian with autism graduates with a 4.00000 GPA
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(42)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
53 year old man steals 600 high school girl's uniforms from 50 different schools
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(51)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
School principal cancels entire summer reading list program, because it contains a book that has a "positive view of questioning authority" and "lauds hacker culture." Pick up that can, student
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oh good, I was worried we'd get through a week without a school shooting. I don't handle change well
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Mon June 09, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Have a sudden craving for fast food after teaching high school all day? Fine, but don't kidnap your students and force them to drive you to Jack in the Box
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Fri June 06, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Twins are graduating high school. News: Triplets are graduating from high school. Fark: nine sets of twins and one set of triplets are graduating from the same high school
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The voting has barely begun in today's high-profile primary showdown in MS between the Tea Party and the GOP establishment, but the winner is already clear: High-dollar GOP "consultants" and "strategists" who have made a mint on this race
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student gets caught cheating on an exam. Does she: c) drown herself in the Hudson River?
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Fri May 30, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Okay, I can understand handcuffing and punching a student if he's being a tool, but dumping him out of his wheelchair was a dick move
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida high school senior banned from graduation thanks to his giant penis
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Thu May 29, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If your high school yearbook is filled with so many spelling errors and typos that your principal might have to reissue a digital version, it's pretty much a given that you live in Fark's favorite state
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(Auburn Citizen)
 
 
 
Legislators propose 25 bills at targeting heroin "epidemic" including naloxone in school. Then they release their suggestions in published report with one of the creepiest covers ever (see toward bottom of page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah high school secretly photoshops yearbook photos to make female students "less sexy", because when you think of yearbook photos, the first thing you think is "sexy"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Josh Harnett explains why he turned down roles in Superman, Spiderman and Batman. For one thing, he was busy getting back together with his high-school girlfriend in Minnesota
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Fri May 23, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Parents accuse high school of indoctrinating their children into a cult, leading to the students becoming secretive, distant, and non-communicative. Or in other words; teenagers
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Kid barely out of high school manages to scam Facebook out of nearly half a million dollars. Has to be quite a dilemma for Mark Zuckerberg: prosecute him or become his mentor?
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Okay, who here has NOT played a prank at their high school? *crickets*
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(55)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If Michael Jackson is still alive, he's currently studying at a California high school
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Thu May 22, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
After dozens of victims thank EMT for saving their lives in a high school knife attack, EMT is told, "You're nuts. You didn't help anyone. No more work for you"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock blindsides New Orleans high school graduates with a surprise commencement speech
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grade inflation has now become "grade hyperinflation" as Valedictorian at a FL high school graduates with a 10.3 GPA, hope all you kids with your piddly 4.0's like saying "you want fries with that"?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"The truth is something we discern after a long, vigorous process" and "threats of inserting fingers in the anus" are things you hear when locker room horseplay turns into a police matter
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Want to see your kids graduate high school? That'll be $20 please. Oh, and we have some premium seats for sale for $200 if you're interested
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Fri May 16, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Student photo will not be included in yearbook because student was wearing a bow tie. Should have also worn a fez
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
This 34-year-old woman passed herself off as a 15 year-old sophomore to attend an East Texas high school. And it wasn't a high school for the blind
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: High School graduation gone wrong
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: High School graduation gone right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
West Virginia Republican primary winner, who unseated a two-term state delegate on Tuesday, seen the next day wearing a 17-year-old high school girl's underwear
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hrmmm, well I guess it's time to head down to the high-school gym and have my vagina inspected
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's $100 million gift elevates Newark's failing schools to a model of educational excellence. Just kidding, they pissed all the money away
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Two high school students give the world a lesson in tenacity and ingenuity by designing and 3D printing a functionally improved ketchup cap. In return they will receive a lesson in intellectual property theft as Big Condiment will likely steal it
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Science Blogs)
 
 
 
Cool: High school students produce an acclaimed documentary film on vaccines: WTFark insane: Anti-vaccine groups send them death threats for it
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Letters from 1967 written to future generation found. They talk about the invention of the miniskirt a lot and a high school dress code does not allow girls to wear pants
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas governor Rick Perry laments the fact that 92 million Americans are out of work. Of course he's counting high school and college students as well as 36 million people who are retired and millions of stay at home parents
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Fri May 09, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Rural high school students arrested for being rural high school students post-Columbine
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(54)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The White House doesn't need a competent communications team - they've got more people carrying water for them than a Georgia high-school football practice in August
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
3/4 of high school seniors don't know how to math. For example, 1,527.34¾% don't understand percentages
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(131)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
The OC... where high school seniors and juniors hold NFL style drafts for prom dates
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New bill would require high schools to teach students how to perform CPR and use defibrillators. Naturally, some people have a problem with this
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with graduating high school early, 16-year-old also graduates from college
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(61)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
School requires group of 40 teens to take breath tests before entering prom. Good news: All were sober. Bad news: Prom was over by the time they got results
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Mon May 05, 2014
(The Nation (Pakistan))
 
 
 
Travel agent spaces out and forgets to book buses for school field trip, decides to forge student suicide note to escape his dilemma. Despite this being Japan, it didn't work
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School districts ask the USDA to roll back its health meal guidelines, because teaching kids healthy eating habits like having a fruit or vegetable with every meal or eating less than 800 grams of sodium per meal is just TOO HARD
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Sun May 04, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Miami teen arrested for hacking into his school's computer system to change grades. It's a WOPR of a story
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
A washed-up pro-wrestler helping geeks defend themselves in high school? Free Comic Book Day just became a little more kick-@$$
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(4)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Girl brings home made cupcakes to school to share with her class. News: Cupcakes with ingredients such as mayonnaise, barbecue sauce and soy sauce. Fark: The school calls police in to test that there is no bodily fluids in them
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(47)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Terminally ill girl can't go to graduation, so school brings graduation to her. Dang, it's awfully dusty in here
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Took a photo of your high school teacher showing you porn in class? That's a suspension
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most high school boys take a girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom
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Wed April 30, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Magic Johnson tells high school student he needs to ask more questions and find a mentor. Student takes advice immediately
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Colorado school makes kids say Pledge of Allegiance in Arabic, changes "under God" to "under Allah." You're damn right some people have a problem with this
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Girl accidentally forgets a pocket knife in her purse, school hands down a totally reasonable 3-day suspension. Fark: Which the superintendent then promptly raises to a 12-month expulsion
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sneaking cigarettes in the school bathroom. New hotness: Sneaking an AK-47 in the school bathroom
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