Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		School janitor arrested for trying to poison pupils' soup, which if it was anything like the swill they served us in school, would have been a big improvement  (news.yahoo.com)	(24)

		Obama hung in effigy by right wing fascists. ...This just in, the teachers union is now considered part of the fascist right wing  (google.com)	(199)
		You know it's a good after-school girl-fight when Mom and "a slew of deputies on horseback, motorcycle, on foot and in cars" arrive  (orlandosentinel.com)	(49)

		An economist's analysis of the impact of some Texas SBOE curriculum changes  (freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com)	(61)
(Some Guy)		Smoking hot cougar that had been prowling near high school turns out to be a male. Just like that hooker you picked up the other night  (krqe.com)	(55)

The Ultimate Battle of Drunk vs. High: There can be only one (language not safe for work)  (atom.com)

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(Poughkeepsie Journal)

Former NY high school student awarded $1.25m for being picked on. ""His high school years were destroyed...The jury found he endured 3 years of living hell." In other news, every Farker on the planet has lawyered up  (poughkeepsiejournal.com)

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Principal refuses to back high school students petitioning to get President Obama to speak at their graduation because he worried about student safety and parent complaints  (azcentral.com)

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(Some Guy)		State of Michigan spends $1.15 million to develop novel Web application that lets users create their own space to keep in touch with friends and family. Why didn't someone thing of that before?  (govtech.com)	(77)
		Kansas City closes half its schools, most of which it wasn't using anyway  (cnn.com)	(151)
		A Mississippi high school takes the occasion of a lesbian student wanting to attend prom with her girlfriend and wear a tuxedo as a chance to teach everyone a lesson on tolerance. Nah, just kidding, they cancelled the whole damn thing  (news.yahoo.com)	(444)

		In Detroit, 44% of all adults and 100% of school board presidents read and write below 6th-grade level  (detnews.com)	(94)
		41 year old female teacher sends nude photos of herself via text to a 15 year old boy. With "Yes I would hit that" picture goodness  (cbsnews.com)	(188)

Two high school basketball players will miss the upcoming state tounament because: A) Their grades are poor, B) they are injured, or C) they both punched the referee during their last game  (jsonline.com)

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School officials are sick and tired of watching those sexy, juicy children all day  (telegram.com)

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If two high schoolers are fighting in your classroom, don't grab the little bastards by the neck, because they hate that  (baltimoresun.com)

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(Some Guy)

A great technical look into how the Lower Merion School District spied on its students  (strydehax.blogspot.com)

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(mediasteed.com)

Students survive after their classroom capsizes  (mediasteed.com)

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That PA school webcam spying thing? Yeah, the FBI is investigating now  (washingtonpost.com)

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(White House)

Want President Obama to speak at your high school commencement? 1. Submit an application. 2. Get selected as a finalist. 3. Win public vote. 4. [Something about teleprompters]  (whitehouse.gov)

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Schools forcing students to sign contracts to attend dances to prevent "grinding". Promote the program with the slogan "Dance like Grandma's watching"  (msnbc.msn.com)

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After student sent home from Louisiana high school for wearing a Colts jersey, his parents call the ACLU -- proving that like their team, Indy fans are really only good at working the officials    (cbsnews.com)

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12-year old girl gets arrested in NYC school for: a) selling drugs in homeroom, b) bringing a toy gun to math or, c) doodling on her desk with an erasable marker?  (nydailynews.com)

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Far be it from us to cast aspersions on the quality of the US education system, but while your kids are competing in spelling bees, Australian children have a contest which tests their knowledge of advanced neuroscience  (news.com.au)

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		We can dress real neat from our hats to our feet, you can act real rude and be totally removed, you can turn the lights up bright and we'll boycott the night S-A-F-E-T-Y D-A-N-C-E  (pennlive.com)	(30)
		Tennessee approves teaching the Bible in public schools. ACLU rep unsure of new guidelines, tells reporter "The devil is in the details." Looks like someone failed their Bible classes  (upi.com)	(256)

(Some Old Dude)

Hot blond softball coach fired when school finds out her husband molested her when she was 14 and he was 39. (with "what was she thinkin'?" pic)  (badjocksnews.com)

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(Some Guy)

If you need money for college fans of Star Trek can win a $500 Starfleet Academy Scholarship. The Klingon Language Institute awards $500 for a Memorial Scholarship for language study. bachHa  (pittsburghlive.com)

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Liquid in the sky, is diamonds  (physorg.com)

(56)

Texas Board of Education moves to restore Christmas, study country music instead of hip hop, eliminate "global citizenship," and promote the Heritage Foundation, the Moral Majority and the National Rifle Association  (mysanantonio.com)

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9 kids in trouble for wearing a t-shirt that goes to 11  (foxnews.com)

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(Some Guy)

Have a yen for nudity? Ayn Rand? Welding? Then these college scholarhip competitions might be for you  (zencollegelife.com)

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Giant fluff cloud currently affecting Solar System, consists mainly of articles from the Daily Mail  (science.nasa.gov)

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(abc15.com)

Teacher takes students choiring, then treats them to lunch at Hooters, which leads to her early retirement. Busted  (abc15.com)

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"I voted for medical marijuana, but I didn't expect it to be in my backyard," says dumbass who should probably just buy some Roundup if it's in his backyard  (denverpost.com)

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Two hot teachers didn't get the memo about having sex with students, are suspended from their jobs for sex... with each other. (Pics)  (nydailynews.com)

(532)

Algebra II test indicates 15% ready for college but it's OK because that's almost half, right?  (baltimoresun.com)

(195)

Students angry over dress code stage a protest, learn the school can in fact suspend all 1,500 of them  (ajc.com)

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