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Headlines matching 'high schools'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(KRQE News) Asinine Problem: 87 percent of your schools are failing by your own criteria. Solution: Make scoring 75 percent deserving of an A rating. There, all fixed  (krqe.com) (103)


Tue February 07, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Serial tuba thieves strike again *sad trombone*  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (28)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting NJ bill would require kids to stay in school until age 18, leaving those who actually graduate when they are 17 in an awkward predicament  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (171)
(NJ.com) Cool High school student tests her own genetic abnormality in order to reassure her parents. Turns out she's just a teenager  (nj.com) (30)


Fri February 03, 2012
(MSNBC) Strange A game similar to freeze tag being played at school "except that a person had to be humped to be unfrozen"  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Recipe for fun: downtown Des Moines Marriott to be shared for a week by just two groups---Chinese government officials and high school wrestlers in town for the state high school wrestling tournament   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (49)


Fri January 27, 2012
(miami new times) Florida If you're publishing a high school newspaper article about the dangers of STD's, it's probably best to use a commercial stock photo rather than a picture of a former student  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (27)


Thu January 26, 2012
(koco) Asinine Student takes photo of sub sleeping in class. School thanks student for pointing this out and takes appropriate action. And by appropriate action, they suspend the student  (koco.com) (116)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Teacher creates new approach to dealing with student fights: "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."  (dailymail.co.uk) (92)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting CW orders high-school prequel to 'Sex and the City.' Will fans of the original come galloping or say neigh?  (insidetv.ew.com) (22)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Salon) Sick Tuscon, Arizona is putting a wide range of books on the banned list--from The Tempest to Rethinking Columbus to textbooks about Hispanic history--as part of a statewide purge of Ethnic Studies programs in high schools  (salon.com) (572)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buffalo News) Followup Those high school girls exhibiting symptoms of a Tourette's-like illness? Seems to have been brought on by cats and dogs living together  (buffalonews.com) (41)


Thu January 12, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Cool: High school students write letters, thanking Muslim leader for explaining Islam to class. Fark: Christian family association sends over 3,500 emails, condemning Muslim leader's visit  (wtsp.com) (233)
(Some Guy) Strange High school girls get a motherf**king mysterious disorder that's very similar to Tourette's Syndrome  (wgrz.com) (80)


Tue January 10, 2012
(AZCentral) Asinine Peoria schools consider replacing full-time custodians with outsourced part-timers, including high school students working weeknights from 5 to 9. "I thought it would be a great opportunity for students to get work experience"  (azcentral.com) (225)
(Some Guy) Amusing Headline: "High school boy places genitals on lunch table." But the real story is the photograph the editors chose to run, along with what happens when you click it  (phillyburbs.com) (127)


Fri January 06, 2012
(RealClearPolitics) Amusing Obama visits high school, tells students that he's inspired by their bullshiat-detection acumen  (realclearpolitics.com) (93)
(Denver Channel) Dumbass High school drama teacher charged with giving curtain calls to an underage student. (With "you'd give her a callback after an audition" pic)  (thedenverchannel.com) (108)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Washington Times) Asinine Road to Idiocracy: EEOC says High School Diploma requirement might violate Americans with Disabilities Act  (washingtontimes.com) (128)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Cracked) Silly Six teenage inventors who changed the world and did more with their lives than any of us will  (cracked.com) (42)
(The Atlantic) Obvious How to make U.S. schools world class again  (theatlantic.com) (476)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Salon) Silly Facebook has become as big and powerful as a country, so it's natural that it would need a constitution  (salon.com) (41)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Obvious Button-down high school with a reputation as being too serious decides to cut loose and not be lame, succeeds in a bunch of normal high school pranks that make it look like it's trying too hard. Lame  (ajc.com) (16)


Mon December 19, 2011
(syracuse.com) Amusing Unable to stop grinding at school dances, high school cancels winter ball  (syracuse.com) (138)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida You got a D-minus on your report card, so we're giving you a raise  (palmbeachpost.com) (77)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Under a new ordinance, Atlanta parents can face a $1,000 fine and up to 60 days in jail when their precious little snowflakes skip school  (ajc.com) (156)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your high school chemistry students won't keep their safety goggles on. Do you: C) spray them in the face with Lysol?  (triblocal.com) (101)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely Every person has some fundamental human rights, like the right to vote, the right to worship, and the right to enjoy recess. Wait, what?  (suntimes.com) (27)


Mon December 12, 2011
(LA Times) Strange Pattern of tuba thefts indicate perpetrators have big brass ones  (latimes.com) (30)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Married teacher has sex with student after luring him to her car during football game. "IT'S UP ... AND IT'S GOOD"  (dailymail.co.uk) (129)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting In 1963, a high school smart-ass sent copies of his English teacher's questionnaire on symbolism to several literary greats and Ayn Rand. Hilarity and genuine responses ensued  (theparisreview.org) (330)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine School puts up Ten Commandments display. Student complains, prompts ACLU to file lawsuit. Of course, the school wants to force the court to release the student's name and are calling him a "coward" for remaining anonymous  (roanoke.com) (411)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Male Cheerleader) Stupid Hot high school cheerleading coach fired because of her part time job. At Hooters. (w. pic of what hot cheer coach dressed as Hooters girl might look like.)  (badjocks.com) (162)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Huffington Post) Stupid Michele Bachmann comes out in favor of marriage between gay men and their beards  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Kansas City) Asinine Kansas Governor: "Students should be more active in government." Student tweet: "You suck". Governor: "That's not what I meant--call her school & demand an apology"  (kansascity.com) (257)


Wed November 23, 2011
(11 Alive) Florida Band director fired after drummer dies in hazing incident. In other news, apparently bands have hazing rituals  (11alive.com) (79)
(Some Guy) Obvious Small town Indiana school tries to hold an "International Day of Tolerance". Guess how that turned out  (indianasnewscenter.com) (176)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Ironic Program that helps at-risk kids at risk of losing funding  (desmoinesregister.com) (28)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida High school math teacher accused of selling grades to pay for DUI. How irrational  (winknews.com) (47)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Crime novelist says he has uncovered evidence that Jane Austen may have been murdered. Police are now looking for a high-school English student with access to a time machine  (news.yahoo.com) (93)
(CBS News) Asinine Obama: "Our kids are too fat." Congress: "Our kids are not fat enough"  (cbsnews.com) (313)
(Casper Star Tribune) Dumbass Wyoming school board thin skinned over high school coach's Hurt Feelings Report. Bonus: He keeps his job as a counsellor. Time to chug over to mamby-pamby land, jackwagon  (trib.com) (152)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass School Head on rape claim: "Guys do this kind of thing, you have to get used to it"  (thelocal.se) (139)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine High school student suspended three days for wearing eye shadow, told there will be no make-up  (dailymail.co.uk) (114)


Sat November 05, 2011
(wpsd) Dumbass Today's cute high school Spanish teacher arrested for sexual contact with student is brought to you by Graves County, Kentucky  (wpsdlocal6.com) (149)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Washington Post) Sad College students rely on Yahoo Answers for research, which explains why so many term papers address "How is babby formed?"  (washingtonpost.com) (213)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida St. Thomas Aquinas high school suspends four for marijuana abuse. This sort of thing would be allowed at St. Malachi's or St. Augustine's  (sun-sentinel.com) (31)
(news4 jax) Florida Old school: Having sex in coed dorms. New school: Having sex on a picnic table at the federal courthouse  (news4jax.com) (43)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Female couple named nation's first same-sex HS homecoming king and queen; proving that either we are entering a brave new word of increased tolerance and acceptance, or simply reaffirming the age-old truth that HS boys find lesbians hot  (news.yahoo.com) (321)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Cool Two Georgia high schools take football rivarly to the next level by calling each other out in music videos  (ajc.com) (23)
(Daily Mail) Sad High school student crushed after learning he had to do a pull up  (dailymail.co.uk) (102)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Oregon Live) Spiffy Old & Busted: Military recruiters. The New Hotness: Peace recruiters  (oregonlive.com) (91)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass As a married high school resource officer studying to be a minister and Army chaplain, wearing your uniform in a hotel room with a 17 year old prostitute is no way to live your life, son  (wistv.com) (59)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Asinine High school's insane bathroom policy doesn't hold water  (suntimes.com) (287)

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