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66 headlines found matching 'heroin'
Mon August 29, 2016
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police blame forty-nine deaths on na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN heroin
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Sat August 27, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maine governor drinks another quart of Jim Beam and declares people of color are Maine's enemy. It's either he's drinking or he's mentally ill. Way to go, Maine Republicans, you've got a real winner
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
In Baltimore, even the rivers and streams have a drug problem
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Thu August 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Heroin laced with elephant tranquilizer is hitting the streets, still not enough to take down Danny Bonaduce
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad inspired druggie turned his kitchen into a crystal meth lab
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Mon August 22, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
High, naked, and brown bagging it is no way to go through post NFL life, Todd
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(Time)
 
 
 
Mislabeled prescription bottles found at Prince's home contained fentanyl
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Philippines president threatens to pull country out of the United Nations in a move that will do...well, pretty much nothing of any impact. To the UN, that is -- his country is still royally screwed and getting worse
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Truck driver arrested for being 80 pounds overweight
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mike Pence might seem to be a boring "safe" choice for Trump's VP, but make no mistake, the man is a militant theocrat who believes the entire country should be run according to his extreme version of Christianity
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Fri August 12, 2016
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked lady says..."
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Thu August 11, 2016
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
The DEA has at least 209 million reasons to keep marijuana illegal
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The DEA is making an announcement on marijuana's status Thursday. Subby is running down to the store for a few cases of pizza rolls just in case
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best candy to smuggle in a movie theater?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Pro tip: don't let the drug dealer inspect your briefcase full of cash
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"FICO" is the new "kleenex", "aspirin", or "heroin"
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Wed August 03, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Marijuana industry would vote for Clinton over Trump. Which is surprising, since the general consensus seems to be that you'd have to be incredibly high to vote for Trump
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Step 1) get patients addicted to opioids. Step 2) massively inflate the price of anti-overdose drug. Step 3) Profit
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Oops, I crapped my pants Just kidding, it's a gun
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Wed July 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia entrepreneur wins $3 million in the lottery, winds up building a meth empire
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Judge tells Kinder bum smuggler: "You really are an idiot"
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently, police can get a confession about nearly anything when allowed to electrocute a man's penis
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Music festival allows music fans to test how strong their drugs are. Don't take the brown acid
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dog hooked on heroin and meth is now clean, wants steak (w/ pics of what a dog on meth probably looks like)
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin: 'No, I was not pounding six grand of heroin a month'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Full automatic weapons are still illegal, guys, even in America
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After being friend-zoned on the first date, Bayer adds more sweetener to its latest buyout pills. Monsanto still hesitant, not quite ready to just give up its GMOs like that
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Mon July 11, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Rodrigo Duterte promised during his campaign that he would get tough with drug dealers. And he wasn't lying; two weeks into his administration, police have killed sixty suspects
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Sat July 09, 2016
(paNOW)
 
 
 
If you're carrying cocaine and meth in your luggage, it's probably not a good idea to threaten to use explosives to damage the place
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Great Longhini arrested for performing his only magic trick: turning meth into sex with minors
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Roadside drug test? Cobalt thiocyanate turns blue when exposed to cocaine. And 80 other compounds including common household cleaners. If potatoes were illegal, they'd use iodine and lock you up for spaghetti. It changed color, you're under arrest
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
It may not be the hero Moscow needs, but it's the hero Moscow deserves
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're driving down the road and you're a little buzzed and you swerve to avoid hitting an animal and you crash into a light pole and the cops show up and that's how they end up finding the dead body in your car
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Tue June 28, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The DEA continues to think long and hard about whether maybe, just maybe, marijuana should be considered a less dangerous drug than heroin
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Sun June 26, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Gay marriage was like a shot of heroin in the leftist vein. Leftists are fueled and fired up. They feel that nothing can stop them now"
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Fri June 24, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
🎶 Country roads, take me home, to the place, with the most drug overdoses in the USA 🎶
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Tue June 21, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Is your drug-addicted friend being held against her will in Queens? Grab a couple of friends, load up your car with rifles, handguns, body armor, night vision goggles, and drugs, and try your luck in the Holland Tunnel. That should do the trick
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
801 could be the new 420, federally speaking
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey finds most commonly used "other interests" words on resumes, by state. Pop Quiz: match these words with the respective state: Batman, Patriots, Twitch, Gay, Lebron, Heroin - Iowa, Ohio, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Alabama, Hawaii
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Thailand admits it has lost the war on drugs, plans to legalize meth so they can just forget about it
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Tue June 14, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Local man surprised to be nominated for mugshot of the week
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
You think your girlfriend is cheating on you? Here's what you do. Torch some guy's car at one A.M. and then confess to police while you are sitting on your porch, drinking a PBR and watching it burn. It's the Wisconsin way
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
So, crushing up ecstasy in a bag and swallowing it like it was crumbs in a chip bag will kill you, and it's even worse if you've already done cocaine and heroin. WHO KNEW
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Wed June 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old trained to use heroin overdose antidote. I never would have expected that stuffed bunny to be a smackhead
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Philippine president-elect urges citizens to kill drug dealers, promises a medal to anyone who does
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
If you're a college student facing college debt, here's a solution: Smoke lots of pot and you won't care anymore
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Kinder eggs. Not even once
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Prince's official cause of death finally revealed. Sign o' the times
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The cost of your next overdose just went way up
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
How Uber is changing drug dealing. Yes, people are dumb enough to have a GPS tracked Uber car take them to score drugs
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
It's not everyday that somebody is in the ER and vomits 10 bags of heroin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ithaca hates heroin so much that they are going to legalize it
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Yup...Chiquita "Big Momma" McPherson who had her 10 year old delivering heroin looks exactly how you're picturing her before you click this link
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Remember how the legalization movement in Colorado predicted that once pot became legal, people would turn to it as a safer alternative to booze and opioids? About that
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Sun May 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Really connected dog tests positive for meth and heroin
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Thu May 12, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Former FDA head says that the opioid epidemic is one of the "great mistakes of modern medicine", just after the advent of the HMO, the Veterans Administration and Dr. Oz
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Yes. Let's smuggle $3 million in heroin and opium through our luggage at O'Hare Airport. NO ONE WILL EVER CATCH US
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
So THAT'S why the prisoners keep asking for the meatloaf
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Q104.3 New York)
 
 
 
Prince died for Steven Tyler's sins
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farts against heroin
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man builds car out of cannabis, loves to smoke the tires
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sting targets drug dealers as heroin overdose deaths increase. Rest of The Police are too busy to reunite
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
King of Righteousness has been arrested for selling crack. Also, he was accompanied by a trout
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is one step from the presidency and we're getting high on anti-diarrhea drugs. Not saying these are related, but they might be
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Tue May 03, 2016
(WKBN Youngstown)
 
 
 
Being named after a Thundercats character isn't normal. But on meth it is
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Psychics claim cash is possessed, con victims out of $244,800
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