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70 headlines found matching 'heroin'
Tue May 16, 2017
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(NPR)
 
 
 
They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said squeek, squeek, squeek
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently there's some super strength coke on the streets of the UK and we shouldn't take it. Wish someone had told me that before my nose fell off
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cop overdoses on drugs he randomly touched during traffic stop. Undoubtedly, this is entirely true
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Don't eat the rock candy at Grandma's meth lab
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
A good lawyer will work tirelessly to free you from jail. A great lawyer will smuggle drugs in for you
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Fri May 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
AG Sessions tells prosecutors to charge suspects with the most severe crimes they can prove. Senate Intelligence Committee writes "treason" next to Trump's name
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Wed May 10, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mysterious silver pods appear in Seattle. Pod people soon to follow, or at least heroin users
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Mon May 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you left a black suitcase stuffed with eight bricks of heroin in a yellow cab last week, New York police would like to have a word with you
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Illegally trafficked cigarettes now have a higher profit margin than cocaine, heroin, marijuana or guns"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is it me, or did Trump just end the war on drugs and focus his 'Drug Czar' on serious addictions - like opiods? You'd think many on the left would cheer this news but ::Crickets:
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor of Maine wants to open more clinics to help people who repeatedly overdose on opiates. Just kidding. He wants the overdosee to pay for their dose of Narcon and communities who don't enforce that to pay a $1,000 fine
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Thu May 04, 2017
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
That's not crack, it's heroin
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Vancouver's drug problem is so bad that pigeons are making nests out of used syringes. (w/ pic)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What could go wrong with all these "religious liberty " laws? Behold exhibit A
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what happens if you take a drug called "Gray Death"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher using heroin at school, don't leave your Facebook page open. Also, WTF is wrong with this reporter's forehead???
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
New Mexico science teacher pleads guilty to cooking crystal meth, pitching reality series to AMC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I want to do heroin but would prefer to avoid a "scary looking homeless addict willing to do sex things for skag" scenario or a situation like the one linked. How often would it be safe for me to partake? Maybe a few times on the weekend?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada made marijuana illegal 94 years ago but were too blitzed to remember why
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's longtime nemesis marijuana now three times more popular than he is. Other enemies of Christie far more popular than he is are diets, IRS audits, and root canal treatments
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Fri April 28, 2017
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Before calling 911 for a police dog to recover your stolen heroin, check your pockets
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing twenty-six guns to support his heroin addiction. Hey, when you gotta shoot up, you gotta shoot up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new drug with 100 times the potency of heroin hitting the DC streets: elephant tranquilizer. Like, literally tranquilizer for elephants. You know, maybe we just let this one sort itself out
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Tue April 25, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be funny. One day you're on a reality TV show catching fish off the coast of Alaska and the next thing you know you're being arrested on meth charges in Phoenix
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How to cure alcoholism without giving up alcohol
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
I know liberals want to think of Trump as a do-nothing President, but while he hasn't done much to secure his own legacy, he has done plenty to undo President Obama's legacy
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Looking at this guy's mugshot, we could have figured out the first part of the headline
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they have smoked pot at some time in their life. The other 48% are still finishing the survey
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"And that's why my uncle isn't allowed to visit me OR go to the movies anymore"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors once treated alcoholism with heroin. Now, they want to treat heroin addiction with marijuana. No word on what are we going to do about all the eventual gorilla carcasses
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff posts video taunting heroin dealers, while flanked by four guys who'd be straight out of an ISIS execution video if it weren't for the words 'Sheriff' on them
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Taxicab Confessions, Difficulty: Findlay, Ohio
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prostitute who Michael Jacksoned Google executive to be Trumped back to Canada
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Back Pain)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Florida market for oxycodone was suspiciously dominated by one foreign manufacturer, and they may escape billions of dollars in fines because apparently everyone is on drugs
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Sun April 02, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Life Tip #22: When receiving meth in the mail, make sure your address is correct. Life Tip #23: If the police call to tell you they found your missing package, going to the station to pick it up may not be your best option
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Governor Christie has a personal connection to the battle against opiate abuse. No word on his connection to the battle against large pizzas, chicken parm subs, Portuguese bbq, Taylor Hams, or bagel breakfast sammichs with egg, sausage, and cheese
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Mon March 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
I can't stress this enough: if you're going to be a drug dealer, have security cameras at home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The time-honored and genteel tradition of a conservative changing social views when things happen to someone in their family, South Carolina marijuana edition
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Country singer loses his son to heroin. Then he loses his house, his business, and his health care in an effort to help make things right. Then he loses his face to a leopard. It's the circle of life
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Thu March 23, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you tell state troopers in one different state that you are heading out of state to purchase heroin, shouldn't you be locked up so you don't do it again? Not if you do it in Connecticut
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Artie Lange is off of show due to heroin arrest. Says, don't do it kids, even though it feels amazing, it's bad and it can lead to you not being on a TV show
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Wed March 22, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you're planning on texting the details of your upcoming drug swap, it's probably best not to mistakenly send it to a local prosecutor
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Opium-dependent parrots begin razing entire poppy plantations, stealing money to fuel the addiction, beating their wives and talking all sorts of shiat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who quit his job and stopped paying his mortgage to follow Trump on the trail playing pro-Trump country songs realizes that the only thing he was playing was himself
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Mon March 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's math word problem: Your middle school teacher has 61 kilos of cocaine, 1 kilo of heroin, and a stash of weapons in her home. How many years will she serve? Please show your work (Not safe for work content in sidebar & below article)
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Thu March 16, 2017
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
If you are going to the county courthouse, please leave your heroin at home
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Wed March 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions: "We have too much tolerance for marijuana use. We need to say, as Nancy Reagan said, 'Just say no.'" He then knocked back three fingers of bourbon and took a long, satisfying drag from an unfiltered Camel
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Tue March 14, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
As his town is being hard hit by a wave of opioid addiction and overdose deaths, The mayor of one small town is taking his streets back-by suing the makers of OxyContin saying they knew their pills were flooding the black market and did nothing
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Thu March 09, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Narcan - now for 10-month-olds
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman demanded to be injected with heroin or meth during labor, police say. Every woman who's ever given birth says 'That was an option?'
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now you, too can make a peanut butter and Hitler sandwich
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Early study suggests new opioid is non-addictive, works only where it hurts
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese once did a short film on a friend, whose gun dealer character in "Taxi Driver" was based on his real life. In it, the guy narrates a true story about a heroin overdose, felt-tip pen and adrenaline shot that may ring strangely familiar
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Thu March 02, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Is chess a gateway to heroin abuse?
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Tue February 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Are recreational marijuana and opioid addiction linked? Experts in article: "No"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Did they take his mugshot before or after the pills were removed from his butt?
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Poppies... poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep. Sleeeeep
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son has been a heroin addict for 14 years; he stole $30,000 from my mother and is in prison again. He swears he's clean but I've heard it before; my mom says I should help him, I say no as I've been burned too often. What do I do?"
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
1. Steal gnomes 2. ??? 3. Profit
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"A Nevada law officer who had multiple DUI arrests and fled the scene of his crashed state vehicle last month is facing new charges of drunken driving and buying heroin for himself and his mother"
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(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
You find yourself homeless after being released on bail. Do you: c.) Live in a hospital closet and steal volunteer smocks to avoid suspicion
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"How many of us tell our children to avoid peer pressure, and to stay away from drugs because they are harmful, but openly provide catnip to our feline family members?"
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Oxycodone ✔ Methamphetamine ✔ Cocaine ✔ Morphine ✔ Marijuana ✔ Suboxone strips ✔ A large amount of cash ✔ Or as cops call it 'Another normal day in Alabama'
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
PRO TIP: When you're accused of sex abuse in multiple states, always claim to be a former star from '80s sitcom "Family Ties"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pastor asks followers to prove their faith by ingesting rat poison
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Some Buzzkill)
 
 
 
Dear small-government, pro-10th Amendment conservatives: Your Attorney General hopes you've enjoyed the brief exercise in self-governance by States with medical and recreational marijuana. We now return you to your regularly scheduled war on drugs
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Buddhist monks endure their vows of celibacy and poverty? METH
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
So marijuana is now the gateway-to-sobriety drug? what-is-this-i-dont-even.jpg
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Despite reports of multiple deaths, a Scientologist-run drug rehab facility continues to operate due to loopholes in Oklahoma
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
It's only a matter of time before people start prospecting for cocaine in the water treatment plants
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