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Headlines matching 'hero'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Visual.ly) Video The Fall and Rise of the American Craft Brewery. Starts scary, but has a happy ending. And the hero of the movie is Jimmy Carter  (visual.ly) (11)
(Think Progress) Dumbass Rick Santorum's most treacherous foe -- a live microphone  (thinkprogress.org) (143)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Gizmodo) Asinine Heroes: How elite special forces armed to their teeth busted into Kim Dotcom's family mansion to capture two kids, one baby, two Filipino nannies, a woman and one clumsy meganerd  (gizmodo.com) (52)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico  (latino.foxnews.com) (112)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Woman receives Facebook friend request from the man who raped her when she was 14 years old. She gets the hero tag for how she handled it  (moxiebird.com) (1264)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Slate) Spiffy The true hero in the grassroots fight against the Supreme Court's ridiculous Citizens United decision? That would be the one and only Stephen Colbert, of course  (slate.com) (83)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Sen. Marco Rubio (R-epublican hero) introduces a "common-sense bill" to combat birth control  (huffingtonpost.com) (239)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Adweek) Amusing Honda's full Super Bowl ad revealed. Ferris Bueller, you're still my hero  (adweek.com) (81)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Supermarket IDs woman buying pack of spoons, because spoons can be used to shoot heroin. With helpful instructions on how to prepare heroin with a spoon  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)
(Daily Mail) Interesting 88-year-old former Marine reveals his life as a Hollywood rentboy. Nailed Katharine Hepburn and had orgies with every celeb of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. Semper Fi bro, you're now my hero times two  (dailymail.co.uk) (109)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Canada.com) Spiffy Greatest hero ever creates cognac infused hot dog. Move over Jesus  (canada.com) (91)


Mon January 23, 2012
(The Register) Amusing Hero: Activists attack SOPA website. Fail: The Scottish Organic Producers Association  (theregister.co.uk) (17)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Guy That's Ok) Photoshop Photoshop these North American folklore heroes   (homeawayroadtrip.files.wordpress.com) (26)
(The Consumerist) Obvious Amazon decides to end its free shipping of discount diapers and of course this is the worst injustice in recorded history and an example of how no one respects the heroic nobility of motherhood  (consumerist.com) (185)
(Some Great Warrior) Hero In which I fix my girlfriend's grandparents' WiFi and am hailed as a conquering hero  (mcsweeneys.net) (99)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Falco becomes a national hero in Italy. Look, I like "Rock me Amadeus" as much as the next guy, but this is ridiculous  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy Vanilla Ice is a rapper, breakdancer, actor, amateur wrestler, motorcrosser, Juggalo, vegan, jet-skier, tattoo enthusiast, recovered heroin addict, loving father, "Surreal Life" housemate, and former love interest of Debbie Gibson  (mnn.com) (82)
(Cracked) Interesting 5 badass movie heroes who were actually just really lucky  (cracked.com) (209)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Dog saves owner's life from abusive boyfriend. Battered women's shelter takes in both. Spiffy tag standing in because Hero tag has something in its eye  (lifewithdogs.tv) (160)
(Entertainment Weekly) Asinine CW ordering superhero series about a DC Comics character who's a billionaire secretly fighting crime with an array of self-made devices. But it's not that one  (insidetv.ew.com) (81)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Think Progress) Hero Not news: Iraqi immigrants open restaurant in Mass. News: Vandal throws a rock through the window to drive them out. Hero: Veterans show solidarity by organizing a mass patronage of restaurant  (thinkprogress.org) (83)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Charlize Theron says high heels and grass don't mix, but not for the reason you might think  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)
(Nuke The Fridge) Hero Two-fisted hero of viral video "Star Wars Nerd vs. Punk" bounces back from Stage 3 brain cancer, seeks tax-deductible donations to run Disney World marathon. Still no cure for Han firing first  (nukethefridge.com) (93)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Hero Hurt Locker director Kathryn Bigelow, the White House, George Soros, and the mainstream MSM media were in cahoots to steal the election for Obama until heroic blogger-patriots delayed the release of a movie about bin Laden's murder  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (155)
(BBC) Scary "Hey, you got your anthrax in my heroin" "Well, you got your heroin in my anthrax" Thud. Thud  (bbc.co.uk) (20)


Thu January 05, 2012
(CSMonitor) Followup Well, about that Steve Jobs superhero action figure  (csmonitor.com) (31)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious Tebow heroically goes 6-22 with 60 passing yards in a loss that propelled Denver into the playoffs  (sports.espn.go.com) (203)


Sun January 01, 2012
(NJ.com) Interesting 2012 looking to be a great year in movies if you're a superhero fan. If you're not, prepare for lots of "meh"  (nj.com) (63)


Fri December 30, 2011
(NYPost) Hero Hiker and his dog rescued from California cliff after he slid down to get his dog when the dog went over the edge first. Hero tag is for all involved except the father who threw the bottle that the dog went over for  (nypost.com) (41)
(TechEBlog) Cool Incredible comic superhero weapons brought to life  (techeblog.com) (35)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Rather than let his mother, wife or daughter move in, man burns down his house. Hero or crazy? You be the judge  (tampa.cbslocal.com) (68)


Wed December 28, 2011
(BBC) Followup Thanks to a switcheroo that would have impressed Indiana Jones and with the help of Jimmy Stewart as a smuggler, we now know the true origin of the mummified Yeti finger  (bbc.co.uk) (61)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Hero 81-year old woman beats up the gun-toting man who mugged her daughter, demands he get off her lawn. Sure, it happened in Florida, but this woman deserves the Hero tag  (sun-sentinel.com) (19)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Team Coco) Sappy This holiday season, let's remember the heroes of WWII, who braved freezing conditions in the Battle for Bastogne in 1944. We remember this non-denominational Xmas event with live action, role playing bunnies  (teamcoco.com) (22)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Woman who called police to report a home invasion and then said she must have hallucinated it was arrested after police found the source of her hallucinations: heroin  (chicagotribune.com) (39)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Toronto Sun) Hero US: 'We can't socialize healthcare, it'll kill innovation' Canada: 'Oh yeah? Where's your HIV vaccine, eh?' Hero tag needs a maple leaf  (torontosun.com) (305)


Sat December 17, 2011
(IMDB) Amusing Subby's gonna watch 'Devil's Advocate' again b/c he thinks it's an good movie, appreciates Charlize Theron's boobs. What movies do you think deserve a 2nd chance for 1st viewing? (difficulty: Reeves/Pacino not req'd)  (imdb.com) (361)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Hartford Courant) Dumbass Scary: Falling asleep behind the wheel in traffic. Stupid: With a joint in your hand. Fail: And 33 bags of heroin  (courant.com) (36)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious How does Charlize Theron get through her love scenes with Patton Oswalt? Booze. Lots and lots of booze  (showbizspy.com) (73)


Mon December 05, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool Alan Moore responds to Frank Miller's nasty comments on the OWS protestors. This battle can only be settled with a battle of pissed off, crotchety superheroes  (iheartchaos.com) (110)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious SPOILER ALERT: Charlize Theron is good at being spoiled  (showbizspy.com) (38)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious Jennifer Aniston's high-maintenance tendencies might send Justin Theroux running for Angelina Jolie and/or Brad Pitt  (showbizspy.com) (22)


Tue November 29, 2011
(CNNGo) Amusing Meanwhile, "Hero Hitler In Love" rounds out the list of November's four worst Bollywood movies  (cnngo.com) (37)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Foreign Policy) Photoshop Photoshop this heroin(e)  (foreignpolicy.com) (17)


Thu November 24, 2011
(CBS News) Unlikely Subby not sure how you think you can correct something that is 100% true, but a recent discovery may cause a biblical rewrite of King Herod  (cbsnews.com) (60)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Starpulse) Amusing So now Chris Evans is gonna play Iceman, too? How many superheroes can one guy be?  (starpulse.com) (49)


Sat November 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting When girls compete in boys' sports, it's all how heroic, how gender bending, how wonderful. When boys compete in girls' sports, ... not so much  (nytimes.com) (107)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool When Chuck Norris sweats, he perspires action heroes with automatic weapons  (aintitcool.com) (54)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Celebitchy) Interesting Justin Theroux hates Jennifer Aniston's friendship with Chelsea Handler. This is a sober moment in their relationship... until Chelsea Handler breathes on them, anyway  (celebitchy.com) (21)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Cool: Art Deco Superheroes Bonus: Not a slide-show  (retronaut.co) (20)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Vancouver Sun) Interesting Internet account - check. Online alias - check. Superhero costume - check. Then it gets weird  (vancouversun.com) (52)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Was it in a free fall?) Asinine Not news: Man pulled over for speeding. News: Doing 225kph. Fark: in a Jeep Cherokee  (thechronicleherald.ca) (82)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Robbed a train full of money, became a national hero, spent the best years of his life in Brazil as a free man, and received a lifetime achievement award for his services to crime - everyman's idol  (zumaworld.blogspot.com) (42)
(Life.com) Spiffy They might seem like superheroes, but remember ... they put their panties on one incredibly long, shapely leg at a time, just like you do  (life.com) (41)


Thu November 03, 2011
(National Post) Asinine City of Calgary tolerates Communists violating bylaws, but has no problem prosecuting heroic Christians for same infractions  (life.nationalpost.com) (99)


Wed November 02, 2011
(STV.tv) Fail Man in superhero costume arrested for motorway incident. Unclear whether it was suicide attempt or Kryptonite-related flight failure  (news.stv.tv) (5)


Mon October 31, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Amusing When superheroes go bad; police arrest The Shoveler  (signonsandiego.com) (24)
(Huffington Post) Scary Mexican wrestling superheroes vs. Zombies, Werewolves, and Vampires  (huffingtonpost.com) (9)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Denver Post) Sappy Not news: Park is named for two Army heroes killed by bomb. Fark: One of them was a Labrador Retriever, and it's a dog park. A very dusty dog park  (denverpost.com) (32)


Fri October 28, 2011
(National Review) Weird NRO profiles heroic smoker-patriot Mark Block. What is it with conservative men and Marlboro Lights? Don't they know the only people who smoke them are women and European DJs? He may as well be wearing a skirt and twirling a glow stick  (nationalreview.com) (71)
(Baseball Reference) Hero It's official: According to WPA statistic, David Freese is now the greatest postseason hero of all time. OF ALL TIME  (baseball-reference.com) (143)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Now Magazine) Strange Jennifer Aniston: "I'm not marrying Justin Theroux and I'm not pregnant." Everyone else: "We didn't ask"  (nowmagazine.co.uk) (57)


Tue October 25, 2011
(This Is Plymouth) Cool American close to finding, desecrating grave of greatest English naval hero  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (53)
(C|Net) Sad The creator of parenthetical hell has gone to theroretical heaven  (news.cnet.com) (40)


Mon October 24, 2011
(WPTV 5) Hero "I'm no hero" says the 94 year old woman who fought a fire at her retirement home  (wptv.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Sad Social worker who risked his life trying to save three developmentally disabled adults from the Joplin tornado is denied workers' comp and must pay at least $2.5 million in medical fees. "Heroism doesn't pay the bills"  (syracuse.com) (150)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Cracked) Amusing Five birds with abilities that put superheroes to shame  (cracked.com) (80)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Washington Post) Amusing Real-life super hero movement growing. Come for the Michigan Batman, stay for the Michigan Batman. Michigan. Batman  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Advertising your home narcotics business by putting up fliers around the neighborhood that say, "Heroin for Sale" with your name and address can lead to arrest. Who knew?  (kgw.com) (40)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup GOP before Qaddafi's death: ZOMG, 0bama is sinking billions into this illegal war. GOP after Qaddafi's death: the French are the real heroes here, America was barely involved   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Life.com) Hero Republished for the first time in four decades, the single greatest piece of photographic reportage from the war in Vietnam, though the lens of a man who didn't make it out of the war alive. Hero tag is for him  (life.com) (137)


Tue October 18, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail PROTIP: When you run your car into the ditch and the cops ask you how much you had to drink, don't answer "two pizzas". Oh, and lose the heroin while you're at it  (msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing New "Guitar Hero : Hardcore Edition" debuts in Libya  (dailymail.co.uk) (93)


Thu October 13, 2011
(io9) Interesting 10 superhero movies you can be glad never happened. Subby would pay good money for a Brandon Routh-Christain Bale Batman vs. Superman right now, the rest of these however, are garbage  (io9.com) (142)


Wed October 12, 2011
(lehighvalleylive) Sad Veteran lies about receiving medals in order to feel like a hero, says he was addicted to the ego boost. Twist: He raised more money for veteran services as a fake hero than he did as a real veteran  (lehighvalleylive.com) (103)

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