Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Teabaggers conduct a civil, high-minded conversation at todays protest at the capitol, just kidding, they shout the n-word at congressman John Lewis, a civil-rights hero  (huffingtonpost.com)	(432)

		10 years ago today, Bryan Singer's X-Men was released, marking the beginning of a new era in superhero and comic book films  (theatlantic.com)	(75)
		Hero teacher Mrs Q eats the same food AS THE STUDENTS (with anti food-porn pics of what a student might eat)  (abcnews.go.com)	(186)

The best costumes in movies that didn't make the heroes look like they should be trick or treating  (io9.com)

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(Some Spector)

Marvel Comics' best superhero, Moon Knight, is entering The Heroic Age  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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Your latest reinvented action hero? Leonardo Da Vinci. Wait, what?  (slashfilm.com)

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Heroic blogger-patriot urges readers not to answer questions of race on the US Census, and to instead write in "American" and then demand that the MailCrat who delivered the census form recite the Pledge of Allegiance with you  (corner.nationalreview.com)

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Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) accomplished little in his year-plus in Congress, sexually harassed a male staffer and was pressured to resign. So, naturally, Beck and Limbaugh consider him a hero  (politico.com)

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		Disney has bought the internet domain name "ant-man-themovie.com," so you may still get to see a superhero beat his wife on the big screen yet  (slashfilm.com)	(29)
		Julie Benz and Michael Chiklis to play superheroes on ABC in the most original show of all time  (gammasquad.uproxx.com)	(64)
		Like Thom Yorke, David Bowie is refusing to take part in Peter Gabriel's covers project. Unlike Yorke, Bowie has the talent and discography to justify the choice  (contactmusic.com)	(32)

Columnist asks what TV's post-Lost and Heroes landscape will look like. Most likely better written, goal-oriented, character driven, competent, and enjoyable  (io9.com)

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The 10 most ridiculous costumes in comic books  (denofgeek.com)

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		How Aeon Flux killed Black Widow and made Iron Man 2 the movie it is today. Is there anything Charlize Theron can't do?  (io9.com)	(66)
		Pat Robertson offers compassionate words of encouragement to the people of Chile over their natural tragedy. Just kidding. He says they had it coming for making god angry. Bonus:"...personal hero of mine, Augusto Pinochet"  (open.salon.com)	(194)

Terrell Owens leaves the Bills as a hero, praised for his contributions to the team, and his number retired. Nah, I'm kidding, they just told him to GTFO  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

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(Some Guy)

Strangest moments from Golden Age batman comics, including Batman kicking an extra point in a physically impossible manner  (comicsalliance.com)

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(UTV News)		Attention old farts everywhere; we "millennials" prefer be called the "Hero" generation  (u.tv)	(461)
		Proving that crazy is genetic, the daughter of the man who flew his plane into the Austin IRS building is calling her dad a hero  (azcentral.com)	(298)

		If you weren't satisfied with Tiger Woods' apology, here are eight apologies from science fiction heroes that might make you feel better  (io9.com)	(43)
		Olympic hero Michael Phelps will call it quits after the 2012 Olympics, plans to go out on a high note  (sports.yahoo.com)	(24)

		Caption this sad superhero  (inapcache.boston.com)	(73)
(Some Brit)		Ewan McGregor says that no one should hold their breath for Trainspotting 2: Heroin Boogaloo  (digitalspy.com)	(33)

Woody Harrelson dons a homemade superhero costume and fights crime with a teenaged prostitute. Also, he's in a movie  (gammasquad.uproxx.com)

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Sebastian Bach is being hailed as a hero after he and Mickey Rourke disarmed a man coming after Axl Rose with a knife at what could only be called THE GREATEST CONCERT EVER  (contactmusic.com)

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		The eight most dysfunctional superhero relationships. Are there any superhero relationships that aren't dysfunctional?  (io9.com)	(73)
(Some Guy)		Alexandre Bilodeau wins Canada's first-ever gold medal on home soil at the Olympics. Hero tag for the most touching, tear-jerking Olympic story ever  (ctvolympics.ca)	(100)

Scary: Woman calls 911 because her baby is choking. Hero: 911 dispatcher saves the baby by talking the woman through the situation. Fark: It turns out that the dispatcher was the baby's father  (msnbc.msn.com)

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Scientists at Cal Berkeley are working on piezoelectric smart-clothes which will generate power through body movement. What super-hero name will you choose?  (sciencedaily.com)

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Stan Lee creates new comic-book superhero, Stan Lee  (reuters.com)

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		Stan Lee gives new hope for an Edgar Wright-helmed Ant-Man movie. Seriously...Ant-Man? Do we really need a movie about a superhero who beats his wife?  (io9.com)	(53)
		Indianapolis Colts get hero's welcome from all 11 people who showed up at the airport to greet them  (indystar.com)	(59)

		Captain America's dorky outfit explained in new movie: He's now a USO performer for the troops  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(105)
		Hayden Panettiere reveals she's been working on recording an album for three years. She must have had the producers and writers of Heroes helping her out  (nowmagazine.co.uk)	(51)
(Topless Robot)		The five coolest and five stupidest superhero weaknesses. Yes, the Green Lantern's weakness to the color yellow is represented here  (toplessrobot.com)	(79)

		"Watching Howard [The Duck] is an experience often compared with being tied down and having a family of magical leprechauns s--t in your eye sockets for an hour and a half"  (cracked.com)	(77)
		Anthrax contaminated heroin spreads. Because if there's one thing you don't want in a drug that can kill you is another drug that can kill you  (news.com.au)	(175)

		Dean Winchester: one of the greatest philosopher-heroes of our time, or a guy who just really loves hot chicks and cold beer?  (io9.com)	(45)
(Some Guy)		Police obtained search warrants for the bowel movements of a suspected drug dealer in Weymouth on Monday after he allegedly swallowed 20 bags of heroin and cocaine. Talk about a sh*tty job  (morningsun.net)	(40)
(Some Shark Jumper)		Robert Knepper compares "Heroes" to Shakespeare. I'm assuming it's the fishing equipment and not the famous writer, because that would just be...oh. I see. Well, Mr. Knepper, you're a f*cking moron  (digitalspy.com)	(70)

		Ne-yo believes that right now is the best time to let us all know that he thinks Chris Brown's behavior with Rihanna last year as "unacceptable"; mainly because has a new single coming out  (starpulse.com)	(21)
		Lindsay Lohan has a hoarding problem. Presumably, it involves hoarding cocaine, heroin, and meth  (starpulse.com)	(51)
(Some Guy w. a Shag Haircut)		Rough week for 70's teen idols: first Leif Garrett popped for heroin, now Sean Cassidy arrested for sex with underage girl. Tiger Beat arrest trifecta now in play  (badjocksnews.com)	(105)

		Mom found slumped over steering wheel passed out on heroin with 6-month old son in back seat. w/kill it with fire mugshot  (news.cincinnati.com)	(111)
		Season 6 of "Lost" premieres at 9 PM on ABC. Here's the discussion thread. No spoilers  (mtv.com)	(1035)
		Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila deletes her Twitter account. Our long national twitmare is over  (contactmusic.com)	(86)

Joe Johnston, director of "The First Avenger: Captain America," sits down an reassures fans that the movie will start off during WWII and thankfully skip the 60's and 70's storylines  (cinematical.com)

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		Courtney Love: "I think Kurt would be fine with having five Kurt Cobains singing the (Spice Girls) song Wannabe, like, 'Tell me what you want, what you really really want.'... I think he'd find that really funny"  (contactmusic.com)	(25)
		Zachary Quinto says it would not be logical for him to leave the Star Trek film franchise; however, he said nothing about how smart it would be to abandon Heroes  (contactmusic.com)	(60)
		Hayden Panettiere is now a redhead, and has admitted to being drawn to older men. Just in case any Farkers find this relevant to their interests  (stuff.co.nz)	(192)

		Pete Doherty fined for carrying heroin into a courtroom. You know, I'm pretty sure I would throw him in rehab instead of fining him  (contactmusic.com)	(14)
		Marvel announces they are leaving grim superhero stories behind and returning to swashbuckling early comic books. New owner Mickey Mouse cackles approvingly  (usatoday.com)	(100)

Ten science fiction heroes so badass, they don't need an origin story  (io9.com)

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(Stereogum)

Peter Gabriel's new album, a collection of covers ranging from Talking Heads, Radiohead to Bowie, achieves the impossible: Make an Arcade Fire song even more boring  (stereogum.com)

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A mighty fine photo collection of Waylon, Willie, Kris, Johnny, and other old-school country heros. BONUS: Not a slideshow  (theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com)

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(AFH)

Join Fark's Haiti relief effort by supporting Architecture for Humanity  (architectureforhumanity.org)

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Dave Mustaine wants a Megadeth Guitar Hero game. Activision would have to make a special Megadeth-Edition guitar with one button  (contactmusic.com)

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		Pop quiz, hero: Is mass transit a waste of energy?  (straightdope.com)	(62)
(Some Guy)		Cool: 11yr old kid defends self and mom from home invaders. Hero: With .22 rifle. Giant Brass Ones: After getting shot in the hip  (valleycentral.com)	(404)

		Heroic Democratic People's Republic of Korea generously offers to assist imperialist running dog lackey stooges of south Korea in disposing of their corrupt food surplus  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(101)
		This Photoshop theme challenge is to take famous sci-fi heroes out of their element, and to drop them into another franchise. LGT inspiration  (io9.com)	(175)

WA bloodmobile gives free beer in exchange for blood donations, singlehandedly turning the Pacific Northwest into the hero capitol of the world  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

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Glenn Beck heroically criticizes powerful "tax cheats" who claim to have merely made "mistakes." Now Beck is being accused of similar "mistakes." For the first time ever, Beck is not available for comment  (politico.com)

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Mariah Carey explains her rambling drunken speech. Turns out she was drunk  (msnbc.msn.com)

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The Nexus One review: Stick with the iPhone  (engadget.com)

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(NBCNewYork.com)

New York City publishes "How To" Handbook for Heroin Users. It's a Hit  (nbcnewyork.com)

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		Howard Stern sidekick and heroin afficianado Artie Lange rushed to the hospital. Again. This is not a repeat from last week, three weeks ago, a month back, Thanksgiving, Flag Day, or 2000-2008  (examiner.com)	(84)
		The best news bloopers of 2009, in which news anchor and Fark folk hero Ernie Anastos takes a victory lap with his chicken  (examiner.com)	(17)

Bad: You get arrested for making a fake 911 call and possession of heroin. Worse: You also get nailed for bank robbery. Fark: You're dubbed the "Big-Nosed Robber" and get your picture all over the internet  (courant.com)

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Morgan Stanley CEO rejects his year-end bonus for the third year in a row. Hero tag last seen sleeping under interstate  (abcnews.go.com)

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(FilmSchoolRejects)

FilmSchoolRejects picks the top 30 movies of the decade from a decidedly critical point of view. Evidently its been a hell of a decade for on Christopher Nolan  (filmschoolrejects.com)

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You're an action hero starring in a multi-billion dollar thriller as the king of a dying state. You have the accent, the body, the girl. What's missing? If you guessed "black sidekick," you win  (businessweek.com)

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ACORN didn't violate any federal regulations, and the "undercover heroes of the GOP" may have violated state law by filming as they did  (twincities.com)

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		Twenty science-fiction characters who really had legs  (io9.com)	(39)
		"Miley" and "Rihanna" are quickly becoming popular baby names, ensuring that a whole new generation will be beaten, exploited, and whored out for years to come  (contactmusic.com)	(259)
(Some Observant Guy)		Celebrities caught staring at first posts. Bonus: Includes a lecherous Spongebob  (manofest.com)	(46)

"Clash of the Titans" ordered to do some last minutes re-shoot to fix "some creaky parts". Presumably, all scenes involving Bubo or Liam Neeson  (contactmusic.com)

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		A Real Guitar for People Raised on Guitar Hero. The Dumbing Down has Started  (wired.com)	(121)
		There are plans to reboot the long-dead Supergirl franchise. With Taylor Swift  (contactmusic.com)	(139)

		After sticking A Fistful of Metal in his arm trying to attain A State of Euphoria, Scotsman is no longer Among the Living after shooting up with anthrax-laced heroin. \m/  (newsvote.bbc.co.uk)	(127)
(Hulu)		It's been 20 years since 'The Simpsons' debuted on television. Discussions about how the show hasn't been good for ten years to the right  (hulu.com)	(84)

		Swedish hockey referee performs CPR, saves player's life (with video heroness)  (break.com)	(23)
		Charlize Theron has casting couch horror stories from when she first came to Hollywood at age 19. Oh, please, dear God, let there be pictures  (contactmusic.com)	(104)
		Come to the upscale suburbs to sell heroin and oxy to bored white kids, and we'll throw in this federal anti-drug task force for free  (washingtonpost.com)	(67)

		Chinese cop who "died in the line of duty" declared a revolutionary hero. Fark: For drinking himself to death during official dinner  (news.sky.com)	(49)
		Armond White's Avatar review reaches a level of trolling Farkers could only dream about  (nypress.com)	(166)
		Q&A with Dave Foley, who now looks like Chastity Bono  (avclub.com)	(56)

(Some American Idiot)		Let's see, we've had Guitar Hero Aerosmith, Metallica, and Van Halen as well as The Beatles: Rock Band. So clearly, the next step in musical evolution is Green Day  (rttnews.com)	(130)
		Disney special effects guru rigs up Christmas light display to turn his home into a 21,000-bulb Guitar Hero game that passers-by can actually play (pic, video)  (mirror.co.uk)	(30)
		Tawny Kitaen and nine other ways to make a bad video for a good song  (avclub.com)	(71)

		"Heroes" actress Dawn Olivieri says that the show is in no danger of cancellation because "this show makes so much money for NBC."  (io9.com)	(85)
		Country might suck these days, but at least there's still hellbilly Hank Williams III around, who turns 37 today. Here's "Country Heroes" live  (youtube.com)	(59)
		Celluloid heroes, finally. Kinks biopic in the works  (examiner.com)	(16)

		Geoff Johns on the new Flash comic: "It's superhero "CSI." You know, Frank, I hope this new series isn't a *sunglasses* flash . . . in the pan. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH  (gammasquad.uproxx.com)	(34)
		Five things Hollywood reuses more than plots  (cracked.com)	(120)

German scientists develop the "superpotato", the worst superhero since Aquaman  (wired.co.uk)

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Security fix author named "cybercrime hero." Back in my day, you needed at least some spandex and a cool name to get that title  (voices.washingtonpost.com)

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(Some Guy)

Last minute Father Of the Year entry goes to dad who takes his 6 year old to the tattoo parlor. To rob it. While carrying heroin and cocaine. To his credit, he did remember to put socks and a t-shirt on his kids before leaving home  (wcax.com)

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Showing us all how it's done, a citizen hero manhandles multiple arab terrorists off his flight. If by arab terrorists you mean a Mexican watching porn on his cell phone. Oh, and the guy wasn't actually on the flight  (talkingpointsmemo.com)

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		Lady Gaga is turned into a comic book superhero. Her superpowers include medusa-like stare, songs that swallows your soul and the ability to pee standing up  (uk.news.yahoo.com)	(69)
(Smilin' Sepp Blatter)		Today, millions of people will wait anxiously to see if they just got screwed by Charlize Theron. It's your 2010 World Cup final draw thread  (fifa.com)	(435)

		Hottie claims heroin drove her to crime spree while she worked as Queen's royal harpist (pic)  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(166)
(NME)		Pete Doherty's band Babyshambles will release a new album and go on tour next year. World's heroin, cocaine, and meth producers ramp up production    (nme.com)	(9)

(Some Meeper)

Hero: Danvers HS students want to sell "Free Meep" shirts to raise money for scholarship. Asinine: Principal still says this is "inappropriate and unacceptable"  (salemnews.com)

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(Some Guy)

Groom orders massive alligator-shaped cake for his wedding to pay homage to his favorite football team. Yeah, this guy's my hero too (w/ pics)  (mailonsunday.co.uk)

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Charlize Theron has a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL of building soccer fields in South Africa. With luck, she'll raise enough cash to fund her G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL  (contactmusic.com)

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The ten most promising sci-fi franchises that turned into pathetic soap operas. Why yes, Angel and Heroes are represented  (io9.com)

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58-year old Chesley "Sully" Sullenburger says that his heroic landing of a jet in the Hudson river brought him "rock star sex" with his wife  (usatoday.com)

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Kid with terminal cancer is close to death and doesn't want to burden his family with restoring his prized Pontiac Fiero. Help comes in from all over the world. Hero tag runs over Dumbass tag for restoring a Fiero  (startribune.com)

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