It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Headlines matching 'heart attacks'
Wed February 01, 2012
Source
Fark Headline
Comments
Just for the taste of it, Diet Stroke
(
upi.com
)
(88)
Mon January 30, 2012
New analysis of data from the summer of 2003 in NYC shows rise in deaths were attributed to blackout, not customer heart attacks after receiving Con Ed bills
(
foxnews.com
)
(5)
Thu January 26, 2012
New study claims that regularly eating fried foods does NOT cause heart attacks. Fatties rejoice, immediately stampede to Denny's
(
telegraph.co.uk
)
(19)
Mon January 23, 2012
Poppazaouch
(
stuff.co.nz
)
(22)
Fri January 20, 2012
Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex
(
yourlife.usatoday.com
)
(55)
Wed January 18, 2012
(KVIA.com)
Man spends a week in the hospital for pneumonia, a few weeks later gets $44 million bill, promptly returns to same hospital after heart attack
(
kvia.com
)
(19)
Sat January 14, 2012
How the internet turned a 110 year old business into a phenomenon, which killed it
(
chicagotribune.com
)
(127)
Wed January 11, 2012
When subby has his heart attack he wants these three soccer moms to assist. (With pic of what soccer moms should always look like)
(
sports.yahoo.com
)
(98)
Thu December 22, 2011
16-year-old girl who failed CPR class resuscitates 75-year-old heart attack victim. Imagine what she could have done if she'd passed
(
nj.com
)
(97)
Sun November 27, 2011
Seattle Times loves FARK's clever suhspension headline (4th section)
(
seattletimes.nwsource.com
)
(2)
Sat November 12, 2011
'Fake Marijuana' may trigger heart trouble in teens, real marijuana use may cause decline in parents' stash
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(124)
Sat October 29, 2011
You know those studies that say drinking moderately is good for your health? This study says drinking in excess is good for your health. "The most recent evidence suggests that it's the alcohol itself that's beneficial"
(
mnn.com
)
(49)
Tue October 25, 2011
"So if corporations are people too, why do they sometimes have to be such schmucks?"
(
latimes.com
)
(203)
Displayed
13
of about
874
links -- join
TotalFark
to see them all
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Ultraf***CARRIER LOST***
Doctor Who - The Flesh Goo Pod
Android - Mini Squishable
Instant Love Inflatable Heart
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
10 Child Stars Who Became Broken Adults
10 Mistakes Everyone Should Make Befo...
25 Brutal Historical Methods of Execu...
Conan's Vocabulary vs Jennifer Garner...
More news at Scribol »
Emma Watson Is Adorable In A Valentin...
Ashley Tisdale & Sarah Hyland Show Of...
Review: Going Rogue To Expose Corrupt...
Beyonce Posts Official Baby Pics Onli...
More news at Starpulse »
Nick Carter -- Taking Time Off Follow...
Gayle King -- Victorious in Matchmake...
Bow Wow -- Another Day, Another Lawsuit
The Situation -- You Won't Be Seeing...
More news at TMZ »
Woody Guthrie Serenades New York City...
Rock Stars With Their Parents
Natalie Wood: Unpublished Photos
Jackson Pollock: Unpublished Photos
More news at Life »