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178 headlines found matching 'heart'
Sat January 20, 2018
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Today's gender pay disparity brought to you by ABC's Black-ish; Tracee Ellis-Ross, the heart of the show, is paid much less than Anthony Anderson
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
God bless the children. Who react first to their hearts
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The surviving members of The Heartbreakers will reunite at Stephen Stills' benefit concert
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male doctor in my 20s, heartbroken and depressed. My girlfriend broke up with me due to both our hectic schedules. She was my first ever girlfriend. What to do? Dear Dr. J: keep polishing your personality and your jumper
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Wed January 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Outside experts: Trump's physical revealed serious heart concerns
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Juncker tries to seduce the UK back to the EU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I have to inform you all that gremlin1 - who was an active and very much loved member of the Caturday family - has crossed the bridge ☹
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another Olympic gymnast accuses former Dr. Larry Nassar of molesting her while he was physician for USA Gymnastics. Russian judge still giving her low score
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Triple Dog Dare goes horribly wrong
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
65" gone, just like the Saints' season. #WhoSplat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last week's news summary in 74 seconds
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House: Trump said "I'd" probably have a good relationship with Rocket Man, not "I," in his WSJ interview. WSJ: Lordy, there are tapes
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead has been renewed for a ninth season--with an entirely different showrunner. So it' got that going for it, which is...disastrous
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Thu January 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Company unveils 'smart underwear' that can track heart rate, temperature, pressure, motion, body fat, and hydration levels. Still no cure for skid marks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moment an 8 year-old homeless boy sees his first bed and bedroom is enough to melt even the most cynical heart
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
If Kentucky can have an Ark Museum for Creationists, then Georgia can have one for the Sasquatch faithful
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Newfoundland $1.5M lottery winner dies of cancer, reducing province's median wealth by over $25,000
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Eminem is mad about negative reviews of his newest album so he raps about it...with link to him rapping about Trump...for some reason
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Oh say can you see, by the dotard's dull mind, all the words he forgot, at least the players weren't kneeling
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Derby dog dies
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Mon January 08, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
So, almost 1700 suicide attempts and they're just now getting around to this?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Network that spent the past year bemoaning a celebrity taking over the White House endorses Oprah
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey big bomb, is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson misses an ace on a 433-yard Par 4 by inches
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CNN's Jake Tapper cuts off White House advisor Stephen Miller with a hearty "I think you've wasted enough of my viewers' time." President Trump tweets that Miller "destroyed" Tapper because of course he does
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Marcus Mariota throws a touchdown pass to... Marcus Mariota??
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman gives the internet a heartwarming lesson on how to deal with a Twitter Troll: with compassion and kindness. How Jimmy Kimmel let this one get away I will never understand
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study concludes the fastest way to a woman's heart is through smell, while the fastest way to a man's heart remains through the rib cage
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chill Melo, you're on TV (NSFW language)
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(Fresno Bee)
 
Audio
 
Ear bleach, please
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Babies who look like celebrities, including one who might make Donald Trump's heart race
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(New Maine News)
 
 
 
Hyperextreme nipple glaciation is apparently something to worry about in Maine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cats and dogs, living together. Mass cuteness
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently met a really nice guy and he asked me out. He is dying of cancer and has been given a year to live. I want to go out with him, but am I setting myself up for heartbreak?"
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dubai Police show off their new flying motorcycles. Ya know, of all the sci-fi futures to live in, I never thought we'd end up in Galactica 1980
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
PSTTT, Hey Kid, do you like sushi? Do I got the thing for you It's the Fark's first 2018 Food thread ( not for the faint of heart)
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Sun December 31, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
Anti-Semitism is sweeping Germany, but at least it's only coming from the right...and the left. Otherwise, totally not a headline from 1933
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman carries her heart on her sleeve in order to stay alive. I'm sorry, I meant, carries her heart in her backpack
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The animated version of the female M&M candy wears white Go-Go boots because early drawings of her character showed her with less than flattering ankles. And that's not even close to the oddest M&M fact
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's some insane video of absolutely vicious beasts turning on a camera man, attempting to devour him completely
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bono: "Music has gotten very girly." Yeah, well, U2, buddy
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Tue December 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Heart of Dallas Bowl mean broken hearts for Utah or West Virginia? Will Duke suck against Northern Illinois in the Quick Lane Bowl? Will UCLA be pricked by Kansas State in the Cactus Bowl? Game times are at 1:30, 5:15, and 9:00 PM ET on ESPN
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Sun December 24, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The US will not be the only nation with an embassy in Jerusalem. Make room for Guatemala
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(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Widow asks son for a heart monitor after monthly electric utility bill hits $284 billion. Jeez, unplug the Christmas lights, Mom
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We visit the London Underground or Tube, as the natives call it, on the next episode of "Ow, my balls"
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A very good service dog drops the puck at a Sharks hockey game, still wants steak over seafood
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Wed December 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Struggling model? Unemployed sugar baby? Look no further. Slightly endowed with a big heart and strong enough to uninstall your window unit.'
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone dubbed some of Trump's outrageous statements over the Disney Trump robot
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
After Neil Gorsuch stated that Trump's attacks on the judiciary were disheartening and demoralizing, Trump wanted to withdraw his nomination to the Supreme Court, so WH staff "found" a note from Gorsuch praising Trump and that made him feel better
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
After discovering that Oumuamua has an icy heart, astronomers no longer certain that it is an asteroid and may in fact be a comet or an ex-spouse
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
With a fool no season spend or be counted as his friend. Merry Meet and Merry Part bright the cheeks and warm the heart
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KFC introduces bucket sized gravy. Be still, my heart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just the Former Director of National Intelligence calling President Trump a Kremlin asset
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Sun December 17, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Pope condemns those that commit sins of communication. Which likely includes giving away spoilers
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Sat December 16, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Take a break from your troubles and stress and enjoy the winners of the 2017 Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards
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Fri December 15, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stolen $10K Louis Vuitton purse returned with apology note, possibly as thief refuses to be seen in public with anything other than Hermès or Chanel, you unsophisticated barbarians
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops: "It's a shame what's happened with the FBI. We're gonna rebuild the FBI. It'll be bigger and better than ever." Oh, and I'm prolly gonna pardon Flynn. Kthxbye
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump literally cuts the red tape in front of two piles of blank printer paper
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(finfeed)
 
 
 
MXC to unveil cannabis-based psoriasis cream, easing the heartbreak of painful elimination
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Wed December 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Moore You Know
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ah, THERE'S the real Trump response
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Death receptors" - New markers discovered for type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease or best new band name this holiday season?
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Son of Sam needs emergency heart surgery. No word on whether his dog is his healthcare proxy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That pinko commie, bleeding heart, libby lib Condoleeza Rice just gave an 11th hour endorsement to Doug Jones
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Mon December 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway, who works for a guy that mocked a disabled reporter, insulted two Gold Star families, and generally bullies anyone he perceives as an enemy, says that we should lead by example in response to bullied middle schooler video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Long time TFer has a weekly radio show playing Italo and Euro disco from the 80's to today. So if you like your synth pop sometimes cheesy and overproduced, feel free to listen. Link goes to station / live feed, DIT
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Somebody in the Fox News graphics department is trying to tell us something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cassidy, who made millions as a '70s teen heartthrob, leaves behind an estate worth $150 million... er, thousand. $150 thousand
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(Time)
 
 
 
Heartless thieves steal a Cincinnati child's wheelchair, but fortunately people are donating like gangbusters to replace it. Seriously, Ohio, what the hell is wrong with you? Tag is for the Samaritans
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Thu December 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Psst...hey, buddy. You're having a heart attack
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump starts slurring words during statement, rushes away from podium. Mini-stroke or holding in a shart? (with video)
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat: I refused to cast a woman as the Doctor because of Brexit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump walks out of BBC interview when questioned about ties with Russian mob. Later says he doesn't remember walking out of interview. The internet remembers
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Matthew 19:24
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
People who eat forty grams of cheese a day are less likely to have a heart attack
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Reince Priebus (Trump's first Chief of Staff and former head of the Republican National Committee), denied TWICE that Mike Flynn talked to Kislyak? Pepperidge Farm (and Mueller) remembers
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will America witness a swift end due to Republican taxes? Will Donnie Two Scoops twitshiat his heart away? Will Mueller *finally* announce the next round of indictments? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
FBI setting up task force to fight against Trump's reelection campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
State Department spokesman admits on the record that Tillerson was lying when he said there was no morale issue
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There are two types of people: Those that believe 'Die Hard' is a Christmas movie, and those that are wrong
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Wed November 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN airs clip comparing Trump's empty chair stunt to actions he took on The Apprentice
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Tue November 28, 2017
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Museum of Failure will hopefully open on December 2nd, unless something goes wrong
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunks can at least take pleasure knowing there are four addictive substances in the world worse than their precious alcohol. If that's any consolation
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Had enough Alice's Restaurant? Come hang out on the jazz side of town. TFer hosts two hours of live jazz starting at 10:00 Pacific / 1:00am Eastern. Link to goes to my radio station, or stop by the thread to tell me how little I know about jazz
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Thu November 23, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
As Titanic is about to turn 20, let's remember the original ending - where old Rose turns evil and wrestles Bill Paxton for possession of a priceless jewel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In the midst of a divorce, today would have been our 9th anniversary. I got a great gift. Since she left my credit score went up 20 points
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Wed November 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger's heart will go on for football
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
WeRateDogs is 14/10 for tolerating the family this holiday
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Tue November 21, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Big Sugar, who is either a rapper or a prostitute in New Orleans, killed a report proving that sucrose causes heart disease
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(Today)
 
 
 
Roy Moore accuser Leigh Corfman explains why she waited so long to tell her story. "It's very simple, really - I did tell people"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Is brunch bad? Your heart says no, but your nutritionist says hell yes
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Sat November 18, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Florida radio station holds a 'Win a Baby' contest ... and it's perfectly legal
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
More proof that the NASA moon landings were fake and made in a studio. Why yes, Subby is wearing a tinfoil helmet with a visor that draws in stagehands (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri November 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dog owners live longer. Cat owners more likely to be murdered in their sleep
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth approves first female Black Rod for the House of Lords in its 650-year history. Strangely enough, this isn't a naughty thing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Utah Lt Governor (R-eally funny) goes to Puerto Rico to deliver supplies, throw serious Trump shade
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
The Smithsonian needs your help in building a new naked Mole-Rat exhibit
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like a heart attaaaack, at a Heart Association conference. It's needing a stent, when you're AHA President. It's being a cardiologist, but needing one yourself. Who would have thought it, tickers
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The hopes of the GOP maintaining control of the Alabama Senate seat come down to one man, and let's see who it is ... oh, bless your little racist, pedo hearts, GOP
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. adults will have high blood pressure under new guidelines, which were totally not influenced by the makers of high blood pre$ure medication in any way
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson star in 'Wonder,' a movie so crammed full of heart-tugging, tear-jerking, life-affirming optimism it made me want to hurl. But maybe that's just me
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New study shows that women are less likely to receive CPR from bystanders and therefore more likely to die, mainly because everybody is scared to touch a strange woman's chest
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Veep actors show their support for Julia Louis-Dreyfus by looking up inspirational quotes and it goes about as well as you'd expect
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Thu November 09, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
8-year-old who spent 6 weeks in a coma while fighting cancer wants to meet Blake Shelton after his music helped him fight through treatment
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Razor blades in Halloween candy is a myth, but some jerk is leaving meat with embedded fishhooks at a dog park
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Sha Ka Ree
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
🍆 ?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
They FARK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FARK YOU at the drive-thru. Lame, contrived stories to the left; your genuine, heartfelt experiences to the right
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bless the hearts of the people who run this care home that has set up an old-style pub for residents to have some of their last drinks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Brazile: now that I have got my name out there and drummed up interest in my book, enjoy your nothingburger
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"There was another one where I saw two ghosts having a sexual encounter in a toilet at a museum in East Kirkby"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: heart disease fatality rate plummets. The bad news: deaths from drug overdoses rose more in the past year than the previous four years combined
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
♬ ♬ I think Trump's alone now, the beating of his heart is the only sound ♬ ♬
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Sat November 04, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Observing Daylight Saving Time can worsen your depression, make you have a heart attack, cause you to be in a deadly car crash, and increase your chances of getting mugged
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Venezuela's president, already mocked for gaining weight amid a hunger crisis, pulls out an empanada from his desk during a live TV address
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cardiac stents don't work. Awkward tag for the half million used each year
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Good news couch potatoes, there soon may be a pill to make exercise obsolete thanks to Couch Potato Mouse and Lance Armstrong Mouse
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Tue October 31, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dumb: Couple uses shady website to buy a cellphone, both get shot. Asinine: Their parents blame the police for not warning the public that people pull scams via the internet
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Even wonder what's BEHIND the belly button?
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's better than winning a sweetheart contract from your Sec. of Interior buddy? Getting that contract to state that the government cannot audit or review your costs or profits
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
He says he's never run for office, but he has. She has at least four aliases. They're running in opposite primaries for the same Senate seat. This story just keeps getting weirder
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Heartbeats matter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, John McCain's plane was shot down in Vietnam
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Disney execs bracing for backlash from gay character can't wait to point out lack of outrage surrounding heartwarming movie about Stockholm syndrome and inter-species romance
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
With algorithms subtle and discrete / I seek iambic writings to retweet
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Pew Research Center)
 
 
 
Both conservatives and liberals are optimistic and think they're "winning" the heart and soul of the country today. Pssssst ....both are really losing
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Tue October 24, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Protestor throws small Russian flags at Trump as he walks inside U.S. Capitol. Trump immediately comes to attention, places hand over heart
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman dies when molten caramel enters huge tank she is cleaning at confectionery factory. Friends and coworkers remember her for her sweet disposition, soft heart, and chewy center
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Mon October 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Eagles claw the 'Skins to take a commanding three-game lead in the NFC East or will Kirk Cousins and company find a way to shoot a poison arrow through Philadelphia's heart? It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
At 12 years old, Louie the dog is getting a bit old and slow, so when he disappeared one day, his owners were a bit freaked out. What they didn't know was that he was out being a hero. GOOD BOY
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Theresa May wins the support of Malta, a country that can't even get a tree and exalts Joe Don Baker (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Navy SEAL with two purple hearts appeared on Fox in defense of the Golden One earlier this month. Since this is Fark, you probably... oh, fark, just read the tag
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Thu October 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
No longer confined to the coasts, K-Pop infiltrates the heartland and inflames the hearts of real Americans. "We were within arm's length of people that we idolize. We went from being just fanboys and fangirls to going on beer runs for the idols"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's still too soon for somebody in Las Vegas to set up a Halloween display featuring 58 headstones and the hashtag #vegasstrong
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
🤢
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Roy Moore, GOP candidate for US Senate in AL, explains why he is no longer SCOAL Chief Justice: "[Not standing for National Anthem is] against the law, you know that? It was a act of Congress that every man stand and put their hand over their heart"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've replaced First Lady Melania with a duplicate. Let's see if anybody notices
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Tue October 17, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kid has 703 yards total offense in one game. Difficulty: Not Madden
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
According to new study, when you die you're aware of it because consciousness persists (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Maybe, just maybe, if we actually want to MAGA, we could start by getting every kindergartner free milk with their lunch, rather than relying on other five-year-olds having to raid their own piggybanks to pay for their peers. #sotiredofwinning
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Mon October 16, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pathetic parents coach boy to write heart-wrenching letter to professional sports team citing unrealistic memorabilia replacement demands
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Eerily familiar. Just add red hats
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pure PANDA-monium after record number of giant panda cubs melt hearts at first public appearance at Chinese zoo
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Thu October 12, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Monty Hall must have made a deal with God to stay alive as he had coronary heart disease for 75 YEARS
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The NFL says this Sunday's game in Oakland is still a go despite being very concerned that Raiders fans may cough a bit while stabbing each other
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Judge gives the Fanta Menace's elven minion a hearty biatchslap, sends him back to his tree without supper
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain not finished after verbally sandblasting Weinstein and his pals, unloads on the Yelper scum. "They are the very picture of entitled, negative energy. They're bad for chefs. They're bad for restaurants"
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: The stock market went up, so the national debt is gone now. (w/video insanity)
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Russia was revealed to be pushing Texas secession and white supremacy, let's see the reaction of Texans: "FULL DERP AHEAD, 'MURICA, wooooooooooooooo"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we haven't had one in a while, here's another random edition of the SHMHC. This week: the newest from Cradle of Filth, "Heartbreak and Seance"
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Catster)
 
 
 
Nurse Raisin, please report to the OR, Nurse Raisin to the OR on Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you attended the "Stop the Islamization of Texas" rally in Houston last May, congratulations, comrade, you were played by Russian trolls
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Fri October 06, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a county prosecutor quite like hearing that the defendant wants to talk about jury nullification during his trial. Especially when the defendant is known as Weedman
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Thu October 05, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How a heartbroken doomsday prepper who lost everything is now saving hurricane victims
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The bleeding hearts at the NRA do the right thing
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How much can watching hockey stress your heart? Here's a damn fine pie chart, because wimpy-ass cake is for tennis and such
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Wed October 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Who's ready for a 45′ tall naked woman on the National Mall all winter staring defiantly at the White House?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Me? Heart attack? Dream on
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Tue October 03, 2017
(MassLive)
 
Boobies
 
"It is with a heavy heart that we report that the booby expired overnight"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns even need a Shield reunion to beat the Miz-tourage? Does Macho Woman Mickie James stand a chance against Alexamania? Will anyone miss Michael Cole? With a heavy heart for the Vegas victims, this is the WWE Raw thread, 8pm ET on USA
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tom Petty's Heart Breaks
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former NY Congressman Michael Grimm looks at who is president, and decides that a little thing like a tax evasion conviction and threatening to murder a reporter shouldn't be bar to a political comeback
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ryan: "Trump's heart is in the right place". Well, it is on the left side of his chest
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In Texas, homeowners fight with their HOAs over the right to park fully functioning World War II tanks in their driveways
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Thu September 28, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cain no longer able
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writer apparently has a stroke while trying to disprove atheism
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Tue September 26, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oh good, they've remade Flatliners
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To reduce cost, Trump has decided to remove some unnecessary functions from the new Air Force One - such as mid-air refueling capability
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shep Smith passionately defends the NFL and its players against Fox News viewers who have no idea why they're protesting, like the president
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Looks like Trumpsters will now have to burn those Villanueva jersys. If you haven't bought one already, you should give the NFL more money to protest them. You don't want to be left out of the fake outrage party
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has finally sent out a tweet expressing his heartbreak and concerns for his fellow Americans in Puerto Rico saying he is having trouble holding back tears looking at the images of America's humanitarian crisis
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best GIF you've seen today, or worst?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wonder why I never saw that coming
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it turns out that one of Trump's cabinet heads is a massive hypocrite and is screwing the taxpayers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel like a loser, but you've probably been peeling your banana the wrong way your entire life
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dotard Trump, giving Hurricane Irma speech: "And Melania really wanted to be with us....". So, guess where she was at that exact moment. Go on, guess before clicking
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
My boyfriend is straight, he only has Grindr installed on his phone as a way to find weed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has a big heart
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