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158 headlines found matching 'heart'
Sat April 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight has her day planned out to the minute, but has to take care of her niece Flurry Heart, who's power can destroy Equestria with just a sneeze as well. It's A Flurry of Emotions on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
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(Worchester News)
 
 
 
4-year-old girl goes on a bike ride and raises £783 for toys for a children's hospital, makes the rest of us look lazy and heartless
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I Heart Bankruptcy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch's first vote on the supreme court is to kill a man
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn, the Donald Trump of the UK, promises not to "play by the rules" in the June election
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't condemn this couple for giving birth so the infant's organs can be harvested, have a little heart
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
CDC says the U.S. flu season is all but over. We now return you to your regular health fears of heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix says those 'sexist' Dave Chappelle specials and 'racist' Iron Fist series are both big hits
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo's hottest DJ is DJ Dumpling. She's 82
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Steve Ballmer has transmuted his raw enthusiasm for DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS into raw enthusiasm for CLIPPERS, CLIPPERS, CLIPPERS
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Fri April 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
World's oldest porn star sill able to keep it up at 82
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Thu April 13, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Did United CEO Oscar Munoz get preferential treatment for his heart transplant last year? Either way, it doesn't appear to have worked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It was never obsolete, dumbass. Just because you don't know what NATO does or how it works doesn't mean it was ever obsolete. It just means you were an ignorant twit
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Wed April 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Isabel Young was heartbroken when she lost her class ring in a sea of balls." Well, Cuervo shots on spring break will do that
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Manbearpig apocalypse nears
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spicer fumbles in his usual "I don't talk good" way, but amazingly enough, he actually apologizes for his Holocaust comments rather than apologizing that people are so easily offended
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New pump restores your damaged heart from heart failure, enables you to eat bacon like there's no tomorrow
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's been seven months since Ann Wilson's husband attacked her sister Nancy's kids, and now the two speak about the future of their musical collaboration and whether their hearts are still in playing together
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Mon April 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former President Bill Clinton does lunch with former President George H.W. Bush, gives him socks ...whatever that means
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Going gray early increases heart attack risk. CNN immediately installs a defibrillator at the desk of Anderson Cooper
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the best places to retire in the US. Suck it, Rhode Island
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: While on the air, being handed a breaking story to cover live about a serious car crash with fatalities. Heartbreaking news: Realizing one of the deceased is your husband
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme and Ghirardelli have teamed up to offer customers the most decadent of heart attacks
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Volunteers wanted: Experience space flight by lying in bed for 60 days
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Three things Trump hates more than anything else are being laughed at, taunted, and heartily mocked. Fortunately America has no shortage of comedians who're doing just that.Time for him and the GOP to rewrite the 1st Amendment
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Robosexuality comes in vogue way before Futurama and the year 3000
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Sat April 01, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
High winds? High waves? Dinky little sailboat? Big pier? Checkaroonie all around
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before: Tiger Woods to miss Masters due to bad back
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Get your defibrillators ready: Extra potent coffee that can cause heart palpitations now available
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin shows his toughness and opens his heart to Donald Trump amid Arctic ice while chanelling Ronald Reagan
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares a state of emergency as Atlanta traffic becomes slightly worse
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(AOL)
 
 
 
California may yet destroy the world
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The groundwork for the inevitable Pureheart The Powerful / Arrow / Supergirl crossover begins to be set down tonight as "Riverdale" returns on the CW 9PM EdT
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A newly-engaged man is facing charges after he confessed to painting his marriage proposal on the side of a Sheffield Lake building
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski say they were successful in that they got inside Trump's head
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
I love you Mr. Robot
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists turn spinach leaf into working heart tissue. First salad transplant can't be far behind
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
PaleyFest shows the first episode of Orphan Black's fifth and final season
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump comes out with withdrawal method for GOP package
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Can soundwave replace erectile dysfunction pills for men? Does Laserbeak record it?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
London attacker was born in Kent. Britain to be added to Trump's travel ban shortly
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
New York hospital releases a playlist of 40 songs with 100 beats per minute that can be used for CPR
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Wed March 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds ATMs and coffee shops are good locations to put defibrillators. Especially for people who go into cardiac arrest when they realize they emptied the ATM to pay off their monthly Starbucks bill
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who quit his job and stopped paying his mortgage to follow Trump on the trail playing pro-Trump country songs realizes that the only thing he was playing was himself
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dateline: March 22. You are feverishly trying to spit out a competent story for Heart of Farkness 2 when suddenly, your cat walks across your keyboard and submits the story. What do you do? You come here. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Be warned, Siri and Alexa. You're making Samsung's voice assistant angry. You won't like him when he's angry
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Soft plaque may not cause heart attacks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Wait until the hearing is over before you mischaracterize someone's congressional testimony, Mr. President, or you run the risk of being corrected in real-time
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best under appreciated bands that really should be getting a lot more love and attention. Tell us about your unheralded favorite(s)
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's almost as if rolling out a total loser of a healthcare plan and a cruel, heartless budget of pure evil, all while maintaining the lie that he was wiretapped by Obama, has affected his approval rating
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to dramatically lower your risk of heart disease? Simple, eat more monkey and piranha. Oh, and also move to Bolivia and be prepared to live in a grass hut in the heart of the jungle
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
'Heart-in-a-Box' keeping donated organs alive longer. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg nod approvingly
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New drug will help rich people avoid and/or survive heart attacks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
POUTS show how he deals with women leaders by refusing to shake Merkel's hand at photo op - or even look at her
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Perhaps Steve Bannon has suffered some heartbreaking personal tragedy? An event so jarring, it shook him to his core, and left him vulnerable to the predatory recruitment tactics of a hateful ideology? Or, maybe he's just an asshole
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what happens to your penis when you take Viagra - minute by minute. (Your results may vary)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixties pop star Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers collapses onstage four years after his last heart operation. Maybe doctors should put one of those whatchamacallits in his chest
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go player captures a rare Cardiosaur
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tips for preventing heart attack while shoveling snow: Don't eat big meal before going out to shovel, take frequent breaks, use smaller shovel or snow blower, move to Florida
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Mon March 13, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ticked off at being left out of the NCAA Tournament, Illinois State head coach tweets his way into a game with Ole Miss next season
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Daylight Saving Time causes car accidents, strokes, heart attacks, harsher jail sentences, and, based on the accompanying picture, grouchy lions. Is it really worth all that?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Yes, we've all wanted to do it at one point or another. But that still doesn't mean it's okay as a parent to pull a gun on somebody in the school drop off line
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Environmental justice leader resigns as the program is being dismantled. Only hope to reassemble was to find some earth, fire, wind, water, and heart
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Thu March 09, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Wang studies farts - fart trifecta achievement unlocked
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Tue March 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arsenal stripped
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia to Americans: Calm down sweetheart, you're just being hysterical. Your craziness is hurting our relationship
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(Guardian)
 
Audio
 
Alexa, how do I remove a body from the hot tub?
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people showed up for "March 4 Trump" rallies across the country, if you count maybe 150 people total as a lot of people
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Sun March 05, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest, Katy Perry, Big Sean, Justin Bieber, and everything else wrong with the music industry are together for another meaningless awards show. It's your I Heart Radio Music Awards Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on TBS and TNT
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
They say nothing ever disappears on the Internet. While that's not actually true, we are heartened to realize certain legendary sites and events are still with us (though list partly fails without mention of Space Jam)
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. scientists have found a way to thaw cryopreserved tissues. Coming soon: Walt Disney having lunch with Ted Williams
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Thu March 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
It was a heart attack - and not a nerve agent - that killed Kim Jong Nam according to DPRK envoy Kellyyang Khanwei
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Wed March 01, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to reduce your anxiety? Well listen to this song
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
They can have my flamethrower when they pry it from my charred, smoldering hands
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry's on a mission from Grodd (CW 8ET)
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
♪ Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give random gunfire in murderous love triangles a bad name ♪
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Biggest Loser host Bob Harper suffers a severe heart attack. The moral of the story is: never exercise
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
America trusts the media over Trump by a 2 to 1 margin in new poll. Undoubtedly, Trump will take this to heart and stop being a lying conman not worthy of the job of dog catcher, never mind President of the United States
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
I do not intend to mock, make light of, show hatred for, belittle, disparage, or imply that transgender people are defective. Disclaimer done, let's watch about 1000 words doing all those things accidentally fall out of my keyboard
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what was the motive for Mama June to lose so much weight? How about get revenge on Sugar Bear? Well eating a lot of Golden Crisp cereal will make you big
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
In honor of Twister's Bill Paxton, storm chasers in KS and OK (& even a tiny slice of TX) coordinated their GPS trackers & spelled out BP in letters 150ish miles high/wide
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Modern medicine is both amazing and often useless
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Looking for that special night out with your loved one? New medical company offers dinner and a live dissection
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dog joins bike race, blows away the mechanically assisted humans, wins our hearts
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
When it comes to stopping an opposing team from making a game-winning shot at the buzzer ... Duke sucks
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Wed February 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence makes surprise visit to Jewish cemetery. No word on why it was a surprise since the perp always returns to the scene of the crime
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Maher, in taking credit for Milo's downfall, says "Sunlight is the best disinfectant". If that's the case, here's a bit of sunlight for Maher where he argued pretty much the same thing as MIlo
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Voter completely owns GOP Rep. Steve Womack: "You guys wasted a lot of money on Benghazi, waste a little on Trump" (w/video goodness)
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Trump gives half hearted condemnation of upsurge in Anti Semitism in America at African American Museum? B.S.Spice lashes out at Anne Frank Center saying that Trump condemns hate but "it's never good enough for them".That's the joke, I guess
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone outraged Russia may send traitor Ed Snowden back to the US for imprisonment, execution
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
Strange: Woman proposes to man on their first date. Stranger: He accepts. Strangest: A decade on, they're still married
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sending your boss a picture of a porn star and saying it looks like her is never a good idea, Mr. Police Officer
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Mice running on a treadmill for 30 minutes makes them live longer. Compared to cheese which usually shortens their life span. When placed in a trap
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Where is the righteous Christian indignation? And where are the bleeding-heart liberals who claim to care about the persecuted underdog?
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Google reports over 1 billion YouTube videos now have closed captions, generated by computer is grains and that allows a sense in its ability to understand the united daily work, selects of closing time tracker
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: You forget to plug in your phone to recharge overnight. Fark: The nursing home forgets to plug in Grandpa to recharge his heart pump overnight
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Extra virginity is great if it's your olive oil, not so good if it's your special sock
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former almost-contestant on Britain's Got Talent turns 105-years-young and celebrates her birthday. I'm guessing her talent is staying alive?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How Pluto got the biggest heart in the solar system. Disappointingly, the Wizard of Oz is not involved
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Duke sucks at Hearthstone
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ten Months after the leak of the "Panama Papers" Panamanian authorities get around to deciding that the law firm at the heart of the scandal was up to no good, and arrest its senior partners
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Sat February 11, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
My grandma went to Vietnam and all I got were these lousy raw chicken, pig, and cow meat, brains, hearts, heads, tongues, feet, and other body parts
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Fri February 10, 2017
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
It seems that some cows are obsessed with accordion music. Which surely means something
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fried Chicken as buns; over it. Fried Chicken as a taco shell; weak sauce. KFC announces the Chizza. A Fried Chicken crust pizza with ham, cheese and pineapple
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's say Kanye West actually ran for president in 2020, as he has halfheartedly hinted he may on Twitter - and that he won. The first lady of the United States would then be Kim Kardashian." Dude, it's time to stop posting
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
SCOTUS-nominee Judge Gorsuch is disheartened by President Trump's "so-called" tweets about the judiciary. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for 'im
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Tue February 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO and owner of 84 Lumber says she is a supporter of President Trump, and his proposed border wall, which totally explains why her company just spent millions of dollars on a Superbowl ad depicting the wall as inhumane and Un-American
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
POTUS appears to have a leaky Tweeter problem
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(Digg)
 
 
 
So what would happen if you never got up from your seat? Here comes the science
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For $400 you can own this flawlessly created 1:26 scale replica of Seinfeld's apartment, giddyup
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Take heart, it's now in your ground beef
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
At the heart of the Trump political blitzkrieg is the core belief that America has been going down the wrong path for many years and that it is urgent that the ship of state be turned around before it sinks into the vortex created by extremists
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The spitting archerfish is an assassin that can tell your face apart from every other single human in a heartbeat
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Thu February 02, 2017
(KATU)
 
 
 
Day 12: Trump stops an infant from getting life-saving open heart surgery
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Wed February 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently God is a really powerful Jedi
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman stabs date, tries to eat his heart in quest to be serial killer. Turns out love is not all she's unlucky at
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Ryan muttering "waste of my farking time," after defending the detainment of innocent people for hours in airports (since recanted, still funny)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That time during Sally Yates' confirmation hearing when Jeff Sessions implied the AG should refuse to follow unlawful orders
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The risk of a cardiac event jumps 23% two days after major snowstorms ... (so do your shoveling 1 day after the storm)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ESPN's Sage Steele would like you to know she was horribly inconvenienced and missed her flight because of all you activists at LAX
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Sat January 28, 2017
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Middletown man's electronic heart monitor leads to his arrest
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are flops, then there are LeBron types of flops, and then there's this flop master piece
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
If you left your pet Tarantula at a hotel in Puyallup on Jan. 17 Metro Animal Services would like to have a word with you
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse impersonators accused of making tourists look goofy in Spain
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Handwriting expert: President TrumP's horrific signature is the cry of help from a man who suffers from "bigheadedness, anger, and fear"
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Fri January 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump enters the Inauguration to the song "Heart of Stone," a song about bullying women until they cry
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Thu January 19, 2017
(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
Think you've got a job that requires you to wear the brown trousers? Try being a Student Driving Instructor... in the winter... in Idaho
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst thing to happen to your body after you hit 40 isn't cancer, heart disease or sexual malfunction, it's chronic insomnia
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Moz://a :n+r0duc3s n3w /0g0
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Pictsweet Farms recalls extra-crunchy breaded okra - now with artisanal glass fragments
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
AI can predict when your insurance carrier should terminate your coverage with 80% accuracy
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
♥♥♥ Mrs. Aaron Rodgers ♥♥♥
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Sun January 15, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Remote African tribe laughs when they see a cartoon for the first time, because the humor created when a cat loves lasagna is universal
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett to reporter: "You [expletive], What adversity you went through?" Reporter: Does beating Hodgkin's Lymphoma count?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith goes full Jaden Smith in another bizarre social media rant
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Some Zippy Zebra)
 
 
 
Ever find a blast from your past? One of those things you remember from days of yore, that pops up in an unexpected place? Eat your heart out, Kool-Aid Man
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Thu January 12, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
It's 1 a.m., do you know where your senators are? They could be taking away your health care while you sleep
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Tue January 10, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg writes a heartwarming letter to an 8 year-old who dressed as her for Superhero Day at school
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Chiropractor attaches large wheel to a levered snow shovel thus taking the strain off your back when clearing the driveway, and putting local kids out of business
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's barely the second week of January, but we already have our sports highlight of the year
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists say a new blood test can predict how long a person will live. Especially when they write on the medical form that they live in Detroit, Chicago or New Orleans
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
People think he's my Grandad but we're head over heels for each other
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway explains that you're spending too much time listening to what Donald Trump says instead of examining what's truly in his heart
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(Time)
 
 
 
Robert Redford decides to weigh in on Standing Rock, urging protesters to "stay inspired and peaceful"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't handle Meryl Streep's criticism, so he goes on Twitter and calls her a "Hillary lover" and a Hollywood hippie
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(New Jersey Herald)
 
 
 
"I also want a vibrant two-party system where both parties are competitive in their appeal for hearts and minds of citizens. Oh, fark it, who am I kidding? I only want a one party system"
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Sun January 08, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's cool when somebody spray paints graffiti on the rocks along a popular hiking trail as long as the messages is positive. "I actually did a snapchat of it because I thought that's really cool to see something that I think the world really needs"
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every citizen in France automatically registered as an organ donor, unless they opt out. Although due to the French lifestyle of fatty foods, wine and cigarettes, doctors shouldn't count on finding many healthy kidneys, lungs, hearts or livers
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Whale that killed three people will now have to answer for his deeds in the afterlife
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company replaces employees with cold, heartless robots, finally bringing them on par with American insurance companies
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
A buddy of mine in Utah has the script, made the trailer, and is putting all his heart into making this awesomely cheesy 'Whiskey Western'. Give it a look and see what you might want to do. Thanks - Roof
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
It's complicated
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Creepy man banned from Starbucks for being a creep calls for creepy people to unite for creep rights and end the discrimination against creeps. For creep sake
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Thu December 29, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Brandon Marshall's fiery halftime speech rouses his Jets teammates to a stirring comeback against the Patriots. Nah, I'm kidding, they lost the game 41-3 and by all accounts tensions among the team are worse than ever
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher in stable condition, which is a personal first for her
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
So, let's review the 23 science facts we didn't know at the start of 2016. Do you remember them all?
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Sat December 24, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad-to-be posts heartbreaking picture as girlfriend dies days before Christmas
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Soccer player returns to field after heart transplant, will freak out opponents and teammates next time he takes a dive
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