| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| "After about a year, the white worms dig through the body towards the skin, releasing chemicals to burn the flesh and then spewing thousands of larvae as they exit" (telegraph.co.uk) | (217) | ||
| Don't look now, but the "Stimulus" may have actually worked (nytimes.com) | (454) |
| Arcade Fire licenses song to the Super Bowl to help numb people to the Haiti disaster (pastemagazine.com) | (13) |
| Internet Explorer 8 is now the most popular web browser in the world (telegraph.co.uk) | (127) |
| Oh really? I think devout retards probably shouldn't work in the Senate (washingtontimes.com) | (301) |
| You've decided to drill a borehole to install geothermal heating in your hotel. That's good, but you might want to just double check where the subway lines run before you start (thelocal.se) | (48) |
| Bottoms up for Sweden as bishop blasts pastor over anal sex outburst (thelocal.se) | (61) |
| Office Christmas parties are much more fun if you have access to an ambulance and two canisters of Nitrous Oxide (thelocal.se) | (32) |
| Two Illinois cities have been planning for a pandemic like swine flu for years, and their efficiency is so great that they're offering drive-through H1N1 vaccines (chicagotribune.com) | (58) |