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Headlines matching 'health'
Sat May 26, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ABC) Asinine What happens when a precious little snowflake get his JD and goes to work on Wall Street? He sues his health spa for $500k for not receiving his "full complimentary breakfast"  (abcnews.go.com) (86)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Nerve) Amusing Ridiculous Tips for a Miserable Sex Life: May 2012 Cosmo's summer tips, Men's Health's sex-boosting foods, and so much more  (nerve.com) (55)
(KREM) Weird Selling your breast milk online comes with certain pitfalls, not least of which is having men buy it for "health reasons"  (krem.com) (48)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Newser) Amusing Research confirms what Farkers already knew: eating healthy organic food turns you into a douche and leaves you with only 26 minutes to get to the gym  (newser.com) (54)
(MSNBC) Hero GOP, "We stand with Cory Booker". Cory Booker, "If you stand with me, stand with me on marriage equality, making healthcare more accessible, making college more affordable, and women's issues." GOP-- crickets  (msnbc.msn.com) (125)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Relaxed Fit Guy) PSA In another "Who thought up this study?" study, skinny jeans found to be a health risk if worn incorrectly. Surprisingly the risk wasn't throwing your back out trying to yank them up over your butt  (wcpo.com) (66)
(Washington Post) Interesting Data may shed light on healthcare trends, if he can ever defeat Moriarty on the holodeck  (washingtonpost.com) (16)


Sun May 20, 2012
(SmartMoney) Asinine Five products with overhyped health claims. Apply directly to the forehead. Five products with overhyped health claims. Apply directly to the forehead. Five products with overhyped health claims. Apply directly to the forehead  (blogs.smartmoney.com) (39)


Thu May 17, 2012
(WTOP) Hero Not news: Bartender walks female patron home. News: Thief tries to steal her purse. Fark: Bartender fights him off, gets stabbed eight times. Totalfark: He has no health insurance; the bar is hosting a fundraiser to pay his bills. Can we help?  (wtop.com) (132)
(LA Times) Scary Average cost of health care for a family of four now at $20,000 a year. Of course, if anyone actually gets sick the cost goes up a lot more  (latimes.com) (38)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Huffington Post) Followup "Repeal and Replace" replaced by "Fark it. We're not going to do something hard like health care reform"  (huffingtonpost.com) (117)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting The Huffington Post tips its hat to Fark for directing their attention to a story about mental health questions. Yes, we cover a lot of those stories here  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Huffington Post) Interesting Study finds that if you want to stay healthy and happy, vote Republican  (huffingtonpost.com) (79)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Huffington Post) Asinine The GOP now wants pre-1790s census surveys to go with their pre-1960s health care system, pre-1930s finance laws, and pre-1900s campaigning rules  (huffingtonpost.com) (103)
(ABC) Interesting A new drug, Truvada has been shown to 94% effective in preventing AIDS infections in healthy people - which is why AIDS prevention advocates fear it will be a disastrous to their efforts to prevent the spread of AIDS  (abcnews.go.com) (76)
(The New York Times) Obvious It used to be just two talks you had to give your kids, the "birds and the bees" and the more delicate discussion of how to navigate a healthy sexual life as a young adult. Now there's a third - Internet porn  (nytimes.com) (94)


Wed May 09, 2012
(The Sun) Stupid Health workers are advised that calling overweight patients obese could be seen as "derogatory". Instead it might be better to suggest they obtain a 'healthier weight'  (thesun.co.uk) (175)


Tue May 08, 2012
(The Tennessean) Scary Five-year-old rescued after falling into fast-food grease pit. Doctors declare her healthy and mouth-watering  (tennessean.com) (60)
(Neatorama) Hero "The Greatest Canadian" was a poor Baptist preacher that decided health care should be a fundamental right and then did something about it. Had he born in America, the US might be in better shape  (neatorama.com) (141)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Huffington Post) Sick HuffPo slideshow "Stars Who've Kept the Weight Off." Reality: most were healthy by society's standards and are now anorexic, some via a dangerously drug-fueled lifestyle. But, YAY anyway  (huffingtonpost.com) (53)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Some Ten Bears) Interesting Americans living "off the grid" look surprisingly healthy, don't fish poorly (lots of pics)  (ericvalli.com) (310)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Scary Becoming a vegetarian is the healthiest thing you can do for your body, as long as you don't mind an increased risk of colorectal cancer, lower bone mineral density, and insufficient levels of Omega-3 Fatty Acid  (mnn.com) (176)


Wed May 02, 2012
(NYPost) Sick Home health aide guilty of stealing nearly $800K from elderly woman. Thank you for being a fiend  (nypost.com) (70)
(ESPN) Obvious Floyd Mayweather finally states the obvious: "Getting in the ring with Pacquiao would risk my future [mental, physical, and emotional] health"  (espn.go.com) (37)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mother of the Year candidate has seventh child taken away by health services, admits to using cocaine, marijuana and alcohol every day during latest pregnancy (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (117)


Thu April 26, 2012
(The Consumerist) PSA Nutella settles court case and acknowledges it's not a health food, nor is it really truly edible  (consumerist.com) (230)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Sheriff opens special housing unit in his jail just for military veterans to ensure that they get the PTSD and other mental health treatment that they desperately need. Tag is for Sheriff and Veterans  (ledger-enquirer.com) (146)
(Major League Baseball) Sad Tired of being the only healthy Phillie who can hit the ball out of the infield, Hunter Pence gets himself a shoulder injury   (philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com) (35)


Mon April 23, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Extremely rare adult white killer whale spotted in the wild with his black counterparts. The whale appears to be healthy, socialized, not followed by mall security  (bbc.co.uk) (59)


Sun April 15, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Sick Same-sex couple now on the same health insurance plan through a school district upset that they have to pay $35 in taxes for said insurance out of every check because they are gay  (desmoinesregister.com) (201)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Neatorama) Cool There, now we made fruit unhealthy  (neatorama.com) (35)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious If we care about poverty, income mobility, health, education, and welfare, we need to support true marriage. Barack Obama is the most anti-marriage president in our history  (townhall.com) (194)
(Washington Post) Obvious This may shock some of you...but the Affordable Healthcare Act is not so affordable  (washingtonpost.com) (281)


Mon April 09, 2012
(The Sun) Stupid Animal lover crashes his Ferrari to avoid hitting a hedgehog. With helpful picture of healthy hedgehog  (thesun.co.uk) (81)
(Some Guy) Interesting Men eating berries may lower Parkinson's risk. No word on the health benefits of twigs  (medicalnewstoday.com) (37)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Home health care worker is asked by 81 year old employer to clean up the several hundred beer cans and used syringes she scattered about his home. This is Florida, and that's a beatin'  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (49)


Tue April 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Unlikely GOP leaders rush to defend the "smear campaign" against pink slime because the stuff is completely safe and healthy, certainly not because of that $800K in donations they received from Beef Products, Inc  (nydailynews.com) (265)
(The Atlantic) Asinine Paul Clement last week: Government can't punish people who don't have health insurance. Paul Clement this week: Government can punish people who don't want to marry someone of the opposite sex  (theatlantic.com) (78)
(Yahoo) Interesting Obama warns the "unelected" Supreme Court not to take the "extraordinary" and "unprecedented" step of overturning his health reform law. Supremes: *shivers* Dude, we're not up for re-election, you are  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (630)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Eating burned food is dangerous to your health. More proof that your dad, mother-in-law, and college roommate were always trying to kill you  (mnn.com) (94)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Politico) Amusing The ten best pro and con Obamacare health care quotes. "If ObamaCare had been fully implemented when I caught cancer, I'd be dead"  (politico.com) (262)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Obama's defense of his health-care plan: If people want it, it doesn't matter if it's unconstitutional  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (444)


Tue March 27, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Basically today's Supreme Court arguments are going to come down to if you believe there is a difference between forcing someone to buy health insurance or broccoli  (npr.org) (503)
(Salon) Interesting How Obama can turn a defeat for Obamacare in the Supreme Court into Medicare for All, a single payer, national health care system  (salon.com) (257)


Mon March 26, 2012
(NPR) Obvious Facebook may be bad for people with low self esteems. Also for people with half a brain, social lives, jobs, healthy interests, or the ability to communicate verbally on even a barely functional level. Don't forget to feed your pigs  (npr.org) (53)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Abc.net.au) Unlikely Health group wants a floor price for alcohol to curb excessive drinking. Subby finds the floor is already the price he pays for excessive drinking  (abc.net.au) (51)


Sat March 24, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Interesting "ObamaCare" is a tax. You can't sue the government over a tax until you've first paid it. "ObamaCare" doesn't go into effect until 2014. So... welcome your new healthcare overlords  (thedailybeast.com) (383)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Soda sales fall as Americans turn to healthier options. PepsiCo wouldn't be in this mess if they would just bring back Crystal Clear Pepsi  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Pensito) Scary U.S. 'free enterprise' employer-based health insurance system 'coming apart at the seams'  (pensitoreview.com) (116)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Huffington Post) Asinine Texas cuts off women's health program to spite its face. Sorry women in Texas, you can't have nice things  (huffingtonpost.com) (223)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Washington Post) Cool Massachusetts residents are healthier than ever thanks to Romney's biggest mistake  (washingtonpost.com) (139)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Daily Kos) Amusing Since VA lawmakers are keen about telling women how to handle their lady parts, women have flocked to Facebook to ask them for health advice and reproductive opinions  (dailykos.com) (131)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely That health insurance that you're required to buy will soon cost more than your total income  (huffingtonpost.com) (188)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Researchers at Harvard discover that eating a hot dog every day is bad for your health. Subby left wondering where one would sign up for such a study  (bloomberg.com) (44)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Plaintiff challenging the health care law files bankruptcy. You'll never guess what's on the list of debts to be discharged. Go on, guess  (abajournal.com) (58)


Thu March 08, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting New study shows that marriage can keep your heart healthier after surgery. Unless, you know, it's the marriage that put you there in the first place. Then you're pretty much screwed  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (10)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Democratic Underground) Obvious Imagine a country where there's: No Obamacare, No income tax, A complete free market, No Unions, No Govt involved in Business, Health Care, Labor matters or pretty much anything else except national security. Here's the Tea Party Heaven  (democraticunderground.com) (226)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup In Georgetown Journal of Gender and Law's 2011 annual review, nonpolitical nonpartisan anonymous student Sandra Fluke wrote an article advocating that health insurers cover gender reassignment surgery  (mrctv.org) (457)
(Salon) Obvious "Can I go on a healthy gluten free diet without becoming annoying?" Short answer: no. Long answer: no you cannot  (salon.com) (155)


Sun March 04, 2012
(Science Daily) Unlikely A healthy teenager is a happy teenager, according to people who have never met any teenagers  (sciencedaily.com) (19)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Scientific American) Unlikely Acidic tampons? In my vagina? It's more healthy than you think  (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (15)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Bioethicists argue that "post-birth abortions" should be allowed even when newborns are perfectly healthy, modestly propose a few choice recipes  (nbcdfw.com) (270)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Jacksonville Daily News) Dumbass Drinking and smoking turns out to be bad for health. Especially if you're drinking gasoline  (jdnews.com) (49)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Boing Boing) Obvious The problems with using BMI to measure health...aside from the fact it doesn't take into account we are all barrel-chested body builders  (boingboing.net) (132)


Mon February 27, 2012
(WGAL 8) Spiffy Group provides oral health kits to moms -- and no one needs it more than yours  (wgal.com) (3)
(The Atlantic) PSA Turns out, your asshole of a boss is having an impact on your health  (theatlantic.com) (158)


Fri February 24, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Chevron begins fracking in China because they have 0% potable water, according to the World Health Organization. Real Americans™ are outraged by this potable water gap  (bloomberg.com) (8)


Wed February 22, 2012
(SLTrib) Stupid For only $8000, you can be cured of your porn addiction by being taken into the desert with no computer or cell phone, and forced to exercise, eat healthy food, and talk about your feelings. This is not relevant to my interests  (sltrib.com) (55)
(USA Today) Stupid Unpasteurized milk, which many foodies will tell you is the Greatest Health Drink EVAR, is 150 times more likely to kill you than regular milk. But where's the reward without a little risk, amiright?  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (301)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Marketwatch) Unlikely Comcast touts new 50Mbps internet connection for mental health facility. Crazies will now have even faster access to Fark politics tab  (marketwatch.com) (34)
(Salon) Misc In the American healthcare system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the TV shows which write plots about diseases, and the viewers who diagnose themselves from them. These are their stories  (salon.com) (24)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Hot Air) Interesting UK: Hey everyone, we are starting to privatize our Health Care system to make it more like the USA, this government thing doesn't seem to work very well  (hotair.com) (271)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Not news: GOP tries to get amendment into bipartisan highway bill. Awjeeznotthisshiatagain: Allowing all employers to deny paying for birth control related health services   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (620)


Mon February 13, 2012
(NPR) Stupid After years of success in insuring the poor in Massachusetts with quality healthcare, the question must be asked: Is Health Care In Massachusetts: 'Abject Failure' Or Work In Progress?  (npr.org) (79)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Sure, your job might cover health and dental insurance, but does it also include beer on tap, on-site yoga instructors and an endless supply of burritos?  (dailycamera.com) (70)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Now that gay marriage is legal in California, the state's Health Department thought it was necessary to print a "how to have gay sex" manual  (fox40.com) (210)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Bloomberg) Dumbass Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com) (28)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Quad City Times) Hero Public school lunchlady demands the deep fryers in the cafeteria be removed so she can force students to eat healthy instead of trusting them to make their own choices  (qctimes.com) (123)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Huffington Post) Scary All right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what has infrastructure done for us?  (huffingtonpost.com) (176)
(Marketwatch) Spiffy February is National Children's Dental Health Month, or as it's abbreviated in Mississippi ... February  (marketwatch.com) (23)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Secret of red wine as revealed by scientists: "You'd have to drink more than 600 bottles of wine to get the amount of resveratrol that would deliver any noticeable health benefits." Subby: "Challenge accepted"  (news.yahoo.com) (135)
(The Atlantic) Followup Susan G. Komen Foundation's top public health official resigns over new anti-Planned Parenthood policy  (theatlantic.com) (777)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail New Gingrich ad suggests that America is headed down the same path as Cuba with their government-run inexpensive health care for all citizens. ¡Viva la Revolución  (washingtonpost.com) (129)

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