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Headlines matching 'headline'
Tue April 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This article starts out discussing clickbait headlines. You won't believe what happens next
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(42)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reddit users revolting due to headline censorship. Fark users would never put up with that kind of farking bullshiat. Boobies
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(99)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Donovan McNabbed, police find dog with a cell phone but no collar ID, and Vladimir Putin not the only Russian losing his shirt: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/13 - 4/19
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(8)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Headlines that sound like MadLibs: "Arkansas ex-cop killed while trying to set anti-corruption blogger's hot dog cart on fire"
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(60)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Aretha Franklin plans to sue satirical news website for publishing headline claiming she was fighting with Patti LaBelle. This is worse than when Franklin sold Amy Winehouse the very cocaine she overdosed on
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(30)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: "Yes, the Secret Service would shoot Mr. Met" Mets fans: "Where do we sign up?"
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(12)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's headline: Man so petrified of the Kardashians that the sight of semi-naked Kim on TV makes him vomit with disgust (Some Not safe for work content in article's sidebar)
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(45)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Wednesday Evening MMA: UFC TUF Nations Finale, headlined by Michael Bisping vs Tim Kennedy. Early prelims on UFC Fight Pass at 3:15 PM ET, Prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 5 PM ET, Main Card at 7 PM ET, also on Fox Sports 1
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(236)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Small town fights sexting scandal with common sense, which makes it pretty hard to come up with a really good Fark headline
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(30)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Man writes his own obituary, and it's shorter than this headline
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(112)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Lab-grown vaginas, springtime in Toronto, and a man with three wishes: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/6 - 4/12
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(3)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A headline never before written in the history of baseball - "Two MLB players get into a tickle fight"
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(6)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man arrested for numerous crimes including possessing meth, giving alcohol to minors, owning illegal firearms, and letting his family sleep in a house filled with trash and feces. Headline: "Father admits to smoking pot with young children"
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(43)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The great 1980s Dungeon & Dragon panic (The Beeb got a pretty good headline there so we'll go with that - old school tales of socially awkward teenagers, weekends spent in the garage/basement, & lots & lots of (liquid) Coke off to the right)
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(105)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Fark headlines more often in the future, the town of Downers Grove seeks to give an old folk's home a liquor license
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(50)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"More and more athletes are coming out of the closet...it seems homosexuality really is contagious." You may want to rethink that headline, Slate
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(85)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Yes, hello? This is Stevie Wonder." "This is London Calling. Will you headline?"
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(17)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Here's a headline that you've seen every year since 1967: "Maple Leafs on the verge of elimination" Toronto sports writers probably have an F key assigned to this one
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(52)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Masseuse snatches Rolex, Chinese may have found range to MH370 with one ping only, and the Gary Busey Hypothesis: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/30 - 4/5
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(4)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"America: The Land of Workarounds" I submitted this headline with a wittier headline but decided to cut corners and get a headline almost as witty in less words
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(22)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
NYC Police: car flips into Queens creek; four killed. Hey, I've got an idea - let's leave the colon out of the headline
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(60)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Best double-meaning headline you'll see today: "US, Pakistan view drone strikes from different perspectives"
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(22)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Headline: 1.5 millionth Corvette recovered from sinkhole. Fark: How deep IS that hole?
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(17)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Kasabian announced as Sunday night Glastonbury headliner. Sadly, it seems no one is pleased with the news
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(33)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2014-03-23 to Sat 2014-03-29
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(1)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Yesterday's headline: "220 skydivers will attempt to set a world record jump in Arizona". Today's headline: "1 skydiver dead in attempt to set world record jump in Arizona"
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(62)
 
(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline courtesy of Captain Obvious
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(11)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Headline: MARIJUANA DEATH in Colorado. Article: Dumbass fell off a balcony while stoned
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(98)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
It's a lot of work to write a perfectly straightlaced article just to get away with this headline, but well worth it
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(19)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo headline: "17 fixes to common internet problems we all know and hate." Reality headline: "This is a long-copy ad for Google Chrome"
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(90)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Science News)
 
 
 
Headline: Hubble Zooms in on Monkey's Head Nebula. Observation: Just Not The Same Without Davy Jones
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(7)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
Another FARK ready headline: "Protesters Use Sex Dolls to Rally Against Spain's Anti-Abortion Law"
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(18)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's unfortunate headline: "MLB hopes for new drug deal this week"
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are intelligent news surfers growing immune to pimped-up clickbait headlines that leave them feeling cheated? Click here to find out
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(43)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Seamen spilled near Lesbos, explosion victim pulls herself together, and Orange crushed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/16 - 3/22
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(5)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 38 from Brazil, headlined by a rematch of the classic Shogun Rua vs Dan Henderson fight. Early prelims on UFC Fight Pass at 4 PM ET, Prelims on Fox Sports 1 at 5 PM ET, Main Card on Fox Sports 1 at 7 PM ET
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(209)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens after a goalkeeper whiffs a clearing kick? Well, you don't want to miss it. Bonus: Headline in article
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(16)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
"After being cut by the Chicago Bears, Julius Peppers agreed to join the Green Bay Packers. The transaction earned this headline at Fark.com..." (second paragraph)
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(5)
 


Wed March 19, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Vaccines cause autism. Big Pharma is conspiring to keep us sick. HIV was created to kill minorities. Fluoridation is how companies get rid of toxic waste. Half of you believed something in this headline
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(103)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Voodoo meth priest guided massive Central Florida drug ring with prophecies"
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(25)
 


Mon March 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ear bite victim waives hearing, tampon flasks for smuggling Bloody Marys, and Cthulhu yoga: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/9 - 3/15
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(2)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Brothels rub prostitutes the wrong way
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(51)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
I like every word in this headline: Lego robot smashes Rubik's Cube world record
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(19)
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
Nine Inch Nails and Soundgarden team up as co-headliners for Hurt/Black Hole Sun tour
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(38)
 


Thu March 13, 2014
(Modern Farmer)
 
 
 
Headline: Bacon fad is over. Article: Bacon is more popular than EVAR
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(85)
 


Tue March 11, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Today's WTF headline: Angry at austerity? Imagine you're a walrus
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two small mediums at large, beef that cuts itself, and why a python will spend the next four months compiling: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/2 - 3/8
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(0)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Production of "Anger Management" delayed after Charlie Sheen doesn't show up for several days of shooting. Obvious tag is off doing bumps with hookers, which is why it didn't show up for this headline
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(13)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Is speed reading possible? You just read this headline in .002 seconds
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(19)
 


Sat March 08, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ke$ha officially drop$ the "$" from her name in favor of an "s," putting an end to all tho$e headline$ that u$ed the "$" for repeated hilariou$ effect
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(41)
 


Thu March 06, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
Headline: "Miley Cyrus gives Katy Perry a tongue-lashing" *Sigh* *ziiiiip* *fap*
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(75)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The most irritatingly geeky headline of the day: "Winklevoss twins book a Virgin Galactic trip into space using bitcoins"
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(51)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: CIA snoops snooped on Senate to spy spy torture report - report
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(20)
 


Tue March 04, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
A Sonic boom, Putin's strategy for Risk and Charlie Sheen marries the future witness for the prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/23 - 3/1
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(3)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The headline that defines Australia: Man lost on own property after drinking beers, following dingo
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(14)
 
(Tucson Weekly)
 
 
 
Pima County Supervisor in Arizona decides to call 911, lands on Fark as a headline. Area paper makes Fark the headline of the their story on the 911 call
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(0)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Headline: "Pot causes deaths". Article: "One guy with a serious heart condition and one guy who abused other harder drugs died while smoking pot. But it was totally the pot"
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(45)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man dies after being hit by vehicle in Onancock. That's gotta hurt
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(26)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Arizona confronting awkward realization that gay people have money, buy stuff
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(62)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times puts FARK's clever baseball headline at the top of their weekly lineup (8th section)
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(0)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline comes to us from New Orleans: "Man shot in buttocks arrested after doctor finds cocaine in his clenched cheeks"
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Skills of the Edward Snowden action figure, US military considers developing a holy hand grenade, and Istanbul becoming a clusturducken: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/16 - 2/22
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(4)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Intent on getting a Fark headline every week, Kansas legislature is now seeking to mandate public health warnings if drinking water contains fluoride
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(155)
 


Sun February 23, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea v Everton, Crystal Palace v Manchester United, and Liverpool v Swansea headline this week's EPL action
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(331)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Writers are the worst procrastinators because they fear their work will never live up to expectations, and...well, I'll finish this headline later...trust me; it'll be genius
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(26)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Volcanic activity in Alaska may be an optical aleutian, UAW gets Das Boot, and white zinfandel goes on sale in the UK: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/9 - 2/15
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(0)
 
(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Ric Romero now writing college paper headlines to make ends meet
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(15)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands of Asian men wearing only loincloths battle to grab a divine stick. Some headlines just write themselves
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(65)
 


Sat February 15, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
This week's smoking hot Catholic school teacher - under age student tryst brought to you by the fine folks up in Calgary, Alberta. Wait, she actually is smoking hot? Dammit - need to find a different headline meme. Uh, fb- may be the father
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(207)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Headline: Pot fuels surge in drugged driving deaths. Article: Traffic fatalities have decreased in states where medical cannabis is legal
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(69)
 


Fri February 14, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that FARK's football headline is not only clever, but Smart (2nd section)
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(0)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Relentless jail-cell farting leads to assault, racial slur"
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(43)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Having trouble getting your headlines greenlit? Maybe you just need Hemingway as an editor
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(42)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Actual, UltraFark-ready headline: "Breaking: Watch Live Video of Snow Pummeling New York City"
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(44)
 


Tue February 11, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Headline: "Obamacare is Wayne's World" Article: Obamacare will not hook you up with Tia Carrera
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(83)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Free range dementia patients, vagina weightlifting, and the legendary Del Boca Vista people : a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/2 - 2/8
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(7)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "UFO cult backs Africa's first clitoris restoration hospital"
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(35)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
When you have a headline like "Girl Found Dead in Septic Tank", perhaps you shouldn't follow it with [GALLERY]
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(29)
 


Mon February 10, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
CNN officially stops pretending Headline News has anything to do with headlines or news
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(60)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Sochi Fark Headline Generating Machine just about to be turned on
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(81)
 


Thu February 06, 2014
(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
Car thief caught and sent to jail after police analyze cigarette he left behind. Headline goes on to say he got smoked, his butt is in jail and searches for some British word for discarded cigarettes to tie this whole ugly mess together
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(13)
 
(The Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Army news service apologizes for adding 'Hilarity ensues' to Iraq car bombing headline because it's insensitive and not even one of the newer Fark memes that sites appropriate
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's headline that you never thought you'd see: "Will Ambassador Samantha Power Go On Tour With Pussy Riot?"
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(30)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Headline: Popularity of selfies extends to toddlers. Translation: People who take selfies are like toddlers
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(20)
 
(Martin County Times)
 
 
 
Fark-Ready Headline: Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car
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(26)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police investigating horrific screams in Maine find happy pig"
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(26)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Scientists confirm mystery basalt pillars were not formed by trolls fighting
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(20)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Despite the attempts of the article to persuade otherwise, here's a rare case where the answer to the headline's stupid question is "YES"
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(22)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Today's headline: Cryptography breakthrough could make software unhackable. Tomorrow's headline: Cryptography breakthrough could render all software hackable
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(34)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Georgia becomes Mad Max sequel, Chris Christie fits under a bus, and an update on the English porksword that graced the mouth of a ten dollar hooker: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/26 - 2/1
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(7)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, Ishtar 1987 - Probably the biggest flop since Heaven's Gate, this sprawling comic adventure spawned headlines for years ahead of its release and so no-one bothered to see it
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(22)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
DUI charges are bad enough. DUI charges while driving a state snow plow are liable to make a few headlines
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(42)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Convicted masturbator doesn't get off
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(45)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A headline with something for everyone: Barack Obama's high school cannabis dealer beaten to death by gay lover in argument over flatulence
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(53)
 
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: "Fugitive Leads Law Enforcement on Canoe Chase"
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(51)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Kim's a little despot short and stout, Omaha explosion traced to snap count, and the Pope confirms that Al Gore is God: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/19 - 1/25
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's Rocky and Bullwinkle headline: Age appropriate chores OR How to make your child a slave
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(82)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Animal sex jury erupts into laughter after hearing man was rejected by cow"
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(49)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Headline: 20 Kids a day injured by firearms.. Article: Only if you add a whole bunch of teens, and a lot of adults too. Bonus: Pelvis injuries related to firearms? WTF??
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(237)
 
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
Fark-Ready Headline: Trial for "Pebbelz Da Model" begins Monday in fatal buttocks injection case
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(50)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Bulawayo 24)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Cops flee from station as family dumps goblin"
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(57)
 


Sat January 25, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scariest headline of the day: Toilet flushing system recalled due to impact, laceration hazards
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(35)
 


Fri January 24, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This one weird trick fixes headlines that use clickbait phrases like "this one weird trick"
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philly.com gives a shout-out for yet another outstanding headline from the submitters at Fark
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(3)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sloths' Dirty Bum Fur Grows Nutritious Algae"
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(8)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(Management Today (UK))
 
 
 
How the Pentagon just saved Blackberry. You submitted this with a fragmentary, misspelled headline from your phone because it doesn't have a physical keyboard
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(36)
 


Tue January 21, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines of the Week for 1/12 - 1/18
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(2)
 
(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Actual headline:"Seattle headed to team's first Super Bowl"
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(27)
 


Fri January 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You wouldn't expect TWO headlines on the same day about people getting randomly attacked by hammer-wielding psychos, but... well, here we are
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(50)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's easily-misinterpreted headline of the day: "Sex cams were to watch dog"
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(32)
 


Mon January 13, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hitchcock's even scarier shower scene, a long overdue conversation about cooties, and the most dangerous race in the world since the Mongols: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/5 - 1/11
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Sat January 11, 2014
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Apple moves up to #1 in branding survey, Samsung at #7. Tech headlines: "Apple losing ground to Samsung in branding survey"
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(InToday)
 
 
 
Headline: Killer Asteroid Heading Towards Earth. Article: It won't get closer than the moon anytime before next century
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(10)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Story of British charity runner beaten up in Alberta town garners dozens of international headlines, hundreds of supporters, thousands in donations and exactly zero tips to police about what actually happened
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Fri January 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Headline question: Could LSD cut crime? Answer: Nooo...wayyyy look at the colours speaking to me
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(50)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Rihanna cuddles up to Shakira on- oh COME ON, can you at least finish the headline?
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(70)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Outrage (and click)-generating headline: "Woman hit with misdemeanor charge after rescuing stray dog from freezing cold" Actual Story: for filing a false police report and lying to cops about where she found the dog
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Redlit Farkers take note: The secrits of grate headline writing
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(61)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Uighurs pleased, Aaron Rodgers f*cks some Bears, and dolphins learn to puffer, puffer, pass: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/29 - 1/4
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headline - "Is Rainbow Loom bad for the environment? The downside of this year's hottest toy" Article - "Cats sometimes eat the bands if you leave them laying around a vet's office. Otherwise, no"
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(31)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
A thousand people have already clicked this headline. What are you waiting for?
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(41)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
That sound you're about to hear is that millions of FARKers screaming in despair after reading this headline and learning that Lacey Chabert got married over the holidays
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Sat January 04, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Turns out, parents really are responsible for creating entitled, douchebaggy children. Obvious tag wants a ribbon just for participating in this headline
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(224)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
CA mandates that illegal immigrants, shining examples of abiding by the law, be issued a license to practice it. 1st beneficiary of the new law snuck in at 17 and faked papers. Bonus: not one instance of the word "illegal" in the article or headline
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Thu January 02, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Most predictable headline ever: Miley Cyrus is bisexual now
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(141)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Armed men wearing hoodies rob a Family Dollar store, leading to three bad decisions in one headline
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(17)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(Fark)
 
 
 
Last one of the year, here are a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/22 - 12/28
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(18)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bl(o)unt smokes Bills; Patriots roll." Cool, man
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2013 Headline of the Year contests
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Fri December 27, 2013
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready headline: "Police say no beer on Christmas leads to ceramic squirrel stabbing"
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(36)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Headline: NJ mayor personally asks family to remove 'offensive' Christmas decorations. Article: That they put in front of their Jewish neighbor's house
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Thu December 26, 2013
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's British headline that makes no sense to Americans: "Dynaste and Cue Card will mount challenges to Long Run in the King George VI Chase at Kempton Park on Boxing Day"
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(18)
 


Wed December 25, 2013
(Komo)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: "Man caught copulating with sandwich shop window"
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(36)
 

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