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137 headlines found matching 'headline'
Fri July 21, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Lifehacker)
 
Weeners
 
Boy did I misread that headline
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Wed July 19, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Rosetta Stone found this day in 1799. This headline now offered in 30 other languages
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Fond du Lac Reporter)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Police subdue naked man, accidentally light him on fire"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-09 to Sat 2017-07-15
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Sun July 16, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Martin Landau has passed. His missions included "North by Northwest," "Space:1999," "Ed Wood," and "Crimes and Misdemeanors." This headline will self-destruct in 10 seconds
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Cops help administer CPR for over 30 minutes, saving a man's life. Almost submitted this with a snarky headline, but everyone's hard work deserves better
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
TV station tweets photo of Black Lives Matter activist next to headline "Would-be robber arrives early at banks to find doors locked" ... which is pretty much par for the course for Idaho and Sinclair Broadcast Group
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Woman in Los Angeles earns the crowns for worst selfie ever. All the crowns
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Wed July 12, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pope Francis announces a new path to sainthood. No, submitting a Fark Headline of the Year still won't cut the mustard
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(CBC)
 
 
 
When the headline has this much snark, there can be only one question: What's her Fark handle?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: "Pirate Keeps Taking Over British Radio Station to Play Masturbation Anthem"
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How to define a kilogram, what Trumpy and Pooty-poot were up to, and just how much TP does one need for a single meal of Ramen noodles? These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-07-02 to Sat 2017-07-08
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bad: You're 57 and guilty of forging your late mother's checks. Badder: You're IDed in the headline as "Son of Monkey Head Doctor." Fark: THAT "Monkey Head Doctor"
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
'Parachute malfunction' and 'lucky to be alive' are two phrases you don't typically see in the same headline
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why don't Americans trust the media? Because newspapers like Washington Post are full of shiat
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Fri July 07, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: The Ultimate Fighter 25 Finale, headlined by Justin Gaethje making his UFC debut against #5 ranked Michael Johnson. Fight Pass prelims at 6 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 9 PM ET
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: New Orleans men ready to bare it all in 'Mr. Legs' contest
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Thu July 06, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Plant City police shoot man to death following bizarre 911 call, sadly depriving us of possible 'shot man becomes vegetable in Plant City' headline
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bodies found at a cemetery, the perils of naming a street after a former President, and why you never take baby and Mommy to the same baseball game. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-18 to Sat 2017-06-24
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bastille Day celebrations in France, editorial decisions on pictorials, and what Samsung's planning on doing with the Note 7's that didn't explode. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-25 to Sat 2017-07-01
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Lib headline: " __________ (adjective) woman arrested for ___________ (verb ending in "ing") brother with __________ (adjective) ____________ (food), who retaliated by wiping the ____________ (same food) in her ___________ (body part)"
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Tue July 04, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
$123.47
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times gets a kick out of FARK's recent FIFA headline
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Year Award goes to following headline: "Family doctor who killed one, injured six at NYC hospital was 'aggressive'"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Like the swallows to the monastery at Capistrano, so have the whales returned to the casinos of Macau. Odds are you submitted this with a less metaphory headline
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Hello, this is FARK.com calling. We've detected that your computer has been showing actual news headlines, and it needs to be repaired immediately before your sense of humor is damaged. Please insert a squirrel in the squirrel holder so we can help
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Sessions vows assault on hate crimes" is a headline that really shouldn't be clickbait, but in the era of Trump you just never know
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Accused thief hits 18 unlocked vehicles in Lititz, makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: What Does It Mean To Be a Hamburger?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Presenting the most Fark-ready headline of all times: "Uranus Opens And Closes Every Day To Let Out Planet's Solar Wind, Study Finds"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Turtle trying to steal bread from fish foiled by unexpected rat
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Subby has no idea what a "Baby Driver" or an "Ansel Elgort" is, but it was getting a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes when this headline was submitted
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Digg)
 
 
 
Sorry but you've clicked already, now finish reading
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Riderless Amish buggy and one VERY tired horse stopped by police in Apple Creek
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You'll never believe which website NPR wrote an article about -- or what ended up happening to it
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is a guest on Meet the Press, and no one bothers to ask him about being under FBI investigation
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Purple woman stuns doctors by asking for even bigger breasts for very bizarre reason
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Sun June 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"North Koreans invade South Korea." Well, okay, this is a slightly old headline. Like 67 years old. But it might not be a bad idea to keep it handy just in case
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Uber CEO needs a Lyft, Chris Christie breaking wind - er, ground, and what grownups are putting in their mouths these days. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-11 to Sat 2017-06-17
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Some Sportsnaut)
 
 
 
Carson Wentz attempts to dance with Fergie, The key word in this headline is "attempts"
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Your most Canadian headline of the day: "Police advise Calgarians not to take selfies with moose on the loose"
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
We need a CFL thread. No snarky headline, just football Riders vs Alouettes @ 7:30pm ET
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Moby's new music video features an animated Trump and conservatives are losing their farking minds
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Why I quit the city and moved to rural France to rear pigs." Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today, in "Trump's not ready for" headlines: "a crisis"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's the 10th anniversary of subby's all time favorite Fark headline. What's the best headline OF ALL TIME?
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
America's Top Hypocrites are meeting at the Trump White House for Technology Week. Yeah, some headlines are fine as they are
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Trump tries to master the art of the tiny', complete with photo showing how tiny it is
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Tue June 13, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Reds draft Jeter. This is not a headline from 1992
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Headline: Americans don't care about their privacy. Article: Americans don't care about other people's privacy
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Three people charged for getting busy on a roof in Lancaster County
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tie length in Shakespeare in the Park, where you should whallop your boyfriend, and RIP Batman. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-04 to Sat 2017-06-10
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Sat June 10, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
To celebrate National Sex Day, let's find out just how long sex should last. (Spoiler: Much longer than it took you to read this headline)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
3-on-3 outdoor basketball headlines Tokyo Olympics' attempt to be more "street". Next up: fast, furious drift racing
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Facebook wants your elected officials to know what news stories you're reading. Caturday party poised to take over Congress
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news for those with Tourette's syndrome. You submitted this with a more jangly headline
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier's really big grin, a speeding ticket worth sharing on social media, and sax after 60. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-28 to Sat 2017-06-03
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ignoring advice from legions of Farkers, Ariel Winter's mom tells her to grow up and keep her clothes on
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline and historical figure ready for Fark: "D-Day's hero: Andrew Higgins loved bourbon, cursed a lot and built the boats that won WWII"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, Seattle Times picks two (yes, two) Fark headlines as the best in sports for the week
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
*reads headlines* Fark it, we're having a Pony Thread, cosplay edition
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy GOP, plot an anti-media strategy for the 2018 elections. That should end with some bold headlines
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Bear wanders into house, plays piano, wanders out. This is not a context headline
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Fri June 02, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee" where they will be distributing Purell, we hope
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Stop what you're doing and look at the shoes Hillary Clinton wore for Memorial Day". With many close-up photos of a completely uninteresting pair of comfy shoes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I know it's a cliché, but here's a FARK ready headline I can't improve: "Gay Vulture Dads Hatch Chick at Zoo in Amsterdam"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I may be misreading the headline, but apparently two gay guys are going to replace all of humanity
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lost in all the MLB recent headlines is the fact that Albert Pujols is just one home run away from hitting number 600
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How to cook a gator, self-medicating Bill Cosby, and a lasting peach: these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You submitted a better headline from a little maze of twisty passages, all alike
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Sun May 28, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Fark ready Headline: The most 'Merican people at the Indy 500
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Innovative sous vide, trolling Ivanka, and roaming charrges. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-14 to Sat 2017-05-20
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Duncan Hunter (R-CA) says that GOP Congressional candidate Gregg Gianforte's assault on a reporter is absolutely unacceptable for a would-be public official, you know, "Unless the reporter deserved it"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: The Church of Satan is distancing itself from Donald Trump
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Lawyer awards fake lawyer award to fake self, files fake defamation suit when media report on fakery, gets real court decision tossing his suit out
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Fri May 19, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Prized show cows saved from barn fire in Climax. Thankfully this headline is not a euphemism
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"After Chris Cornell's death: 'Only Eddie Vedder is left. Let that sink in.'" I've never seen a headline that was my first immediate thought before, but here we are
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Wed May 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
When CNN whips out the ol' "What is... Who is..." Headline, we know shat is real
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(Economist)
 
 
 
OK, which one of you Farkers is writing headlines for The Economist?
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Tired of all the President Trump headlines? Here's the best looking cause of liberal hysteria you'll see this year
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Scorpions on a plane, naming dinosaurs, and what to do when you're stuck in Florida. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-07 to Sat 2017-05-13
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Drugs, Lionel Messi, AK47s, glock pistols, smugglers...sorry, it's Friday and I'm too tired to form a coherent headline. Just read the damn thing
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Thu May 11, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
People keep expecting Frank Ocean to headline things and he keeps canceling his obligations. Perhaps they should get Billy Ocean; his music's better anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Broncos season-ticket holders outraged over being 'weeded out' by team" in the first headline ever involving Colorado and weed that doesn't have anything to do with marijuana
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canadian girlfriends, domestic citrus, and NFL drug testing. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-30 to Sat 2017-05-06
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
If the headline asks a question, man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rare sighting of a headline that asks a question and the answer is "Oh, hell yes"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Okay, which one of you Farkers is writing headlines for the Wanganui Chronicle?
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists study computer-related gorilla arm fatigue. No kittens were killed in the making of this headline
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump Administration on working on vetting procedures for immigrants :"We've put our pens down ... [w]e haven't done any work on it." You know what? Just eliminate "on vetting procedures for immigrants" and post this headline for the next 7 years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How do you write a headline about getting an eel surgically removed from your bunghole? Anyone?
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Mon May 08, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline claims "Sinkholes now appearing in the wrong places". But have they ever appeared in any right places?
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Sun May 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Liberté, Equalité, Évitez la Stupidité
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Fark's rule of thumb stands, if the headline is a question, the answer is always "No"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Father drinks daughter's breast milk to help beat bowel cancer"
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Tue May 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sick of seeing things I SHOULD have posted three days ago go green. Screw your funny headline. This is pretty great. Just want to give him a big farkin hug
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I'd write a better headline about the writers reaching a last minute deal to save their asses, but I got canned. I was only a temp. What I really wanna do is direct
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
I came up with a better headline in a parallel universe. Trust me
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-23 to Sat 2017-04-29
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for spunky Kia Soul lovers -- the new design really ratchets up the funky spunk with a new turbo engine. Making this headline the only time you've ever seen the words "funky," "spunk," and "turbo" used in connection with a Kia
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You-know-who carries on tabloid tradition of taking trashy photos of trashed women staggering on public streets, scolding them under headline "a depressingly typical British bank holiday"
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Sat April 29, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Trump paused a discussion about China's president to hand out copies of the 2016 electoral map"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the mainstream media's headline is reading like a Fark headline there might be cause for concern
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Police warn of possibly drunk, 'very pushy' door-to-door meat salesmen
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The status of industrial metal, the fate of the Facebook Live killer, and where cheeseburgers come from. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-16 to Sat 2017-04-22
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: Harry Styles denies that he contracted chlamydia from a koala
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Sat April 22, 2017
(That Guy)
 
 
 
One in five adults can't change a lightbulb, boil an egg, or get a headline greenlit on Fark
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Carter Page insists he's only named like the antagonist in a bad political thriller
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Comedic Geniuses and George Lopez Pay Their Last Respects to Charlie Murphy"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's totally not a Mad Lib headline: "South Korean man dies after eating toads"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Looking at this guy's mugshot, we could have figured out the first part of the headline
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Headline: FDA wants to see new hand sanitizer studies. Reality: People freaking out that hand sanitizer will kill us all. Farkliters: Hand sanitizer tastes yummy
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Wed April 19, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman accused of showing deputy her breasts in government building
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sadly, the answer to a question in a headline is always "no"
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dylan Roof's sentencing, the last meal on the Titanic, and the fate of Uber in Italy. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-09 to Sat 2017-04-15
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Misleading headline is misleading
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: Urine-soaked woman detained at Denny's over moon rock
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Thu April 13, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Oklahoma cartwheeling teacher pleads guilty to petty larceny after incident at bowling alley
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ever notice how often the word "beheaded" shows up in headlines paired with the phrase "freak accident"?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If I wasn't so lethargic I'd come up with a clever headline for this article
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Where bears do their business, what's at the center of the Solar System, and an always helpful Merriam Webster. These are YOUR headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-02 to Sat 2017-04-08
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cosmopolitan runs story on "how she lost 44 pounds without any exercise." The answer is to get cancer. She got cancer. Strangely, readers didn't think that was a good weight loss plan
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Subby couldn't think of a clever headline for this interview with Joel Hodgson and the new MST3K cast. So, err, ♫ Gamera is really neat. Gamera is filled with meat. We've been eating Gamera ♫
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
"The Trump administration has no idea what it's doing on Syria," says the headline that is two words too long
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Zamboni legend is ready for octopus office. This mad libs headline has been brought to you by the Detroit Free Press
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
And here is your Fark-ready headline for today: Camera-equipped sex toy manufacturer ignores multiple warnings about horrible, gaping security vulnerability (probably not safe for work)
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
De-escalation, foul pole defacing, and how Ford rolls. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-26 to Sat 2017-04-01
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's April Fools' Day. Come up with a good headline that would make a good gag for this special day
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Some Pinal County Farker)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Seniors celebrate last meal at Copa Center' I knew these cuts by the White House were draconian, but geez
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-Ready Headline: "Uranus smells like farts"
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Thieves steal thousands from man after telling him he has bug on his leg
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tasmanian Devil populations, Not OK Foods, and skeptical violets. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-03-19 to Sat 2017-03-25
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Sat March 25, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's Fark Madlibs headline: Naked demonstrators kill sheep in Auschwitz and play with fireworks
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