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Headlines matching 'headline'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gacksports) Interesting Gacksports notices some interesting points about FARK's slam dunk headline  (gacksports.com) (0)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Reason Magazine) Amusing Subby will literally make his O face if this headline goes green  (reason.com) (34)
(io9) Interesting The science behind the average greenlit Fark headline  (io9.com) (26)


Thu February 09, 2012
(USA Today) Asinine Gasoline prices expected to spike 60 cents a gallon in next few months on news that Apple is getting all the headlines  (usatoday.com) (20)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4  (fark.com) (8)
(STLToday) Misc Why XXXXX mothers are superior. Never has there been a more misleading headline  (stltoday.com) (77)
(First Coast News) Dumbass Another Florida college is making headlines for hazing, and this time it's a fraternity at the University of Florida that's in the hot seat  (firstcoastnews.com) (87)
(We Heart It) Spiffy We Heart It loves everything about FARK's big Jane Russell headline  (weheartit.com) (0)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Think Progress) Obvious Actual headline: Indoor Tanning Industry Backs Boehner  (thinkprogress.org) (48)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Yeah, and I want Drew to actually read the headlines  (chicagotribune.com) (15)
(CNN) Interesting Headline is all like "OMG, Zuckerberg to pay $1 billion tax bill", the article was all "but he's super smart and Facebook is getting half a billion refund from last year and stock options shiat to pay that bill"  (money.cnn.com) (13)


Sun February 05, 2012
(New York Daily News) Hero Whatever: some writer proposes a headliner for the next Super Bowl halftime show. Fark: it's the one artist we all could agree on  (nydailynews.com) (92)


Fri February 03, 2012
(The Register) Fail I know some of those words in the headline are English, but they can't be rearranged into anything meaningful  (theregister.co.uk) (45)
(Some Guy) Asinine Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God"  (usachristianministries.com) (198)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Province) Spiffy The Province finds FARK'S clever MMA headline to be the hit of the week  (theprovince.com) (0)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Dinosaurs that can't hit a chip shot, a note from Epstein's mother, and the crisp, refreshing taste of donkey semen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 1/22 - 1/28  (fark.com) (19)
(Defense Tech) Amusing Sexiest headline of the week  (defensetech.org) (37)
(news junkie post) Spiffy News Junkie Post: "Social news sites like FARK are places to post and discuss the latest headlines. They are the primary focal point for activism". (2nd section)  (newsjunkiepost.com) (0)


Tue January 31, 2012
(charlotte observer) Sad Made for Fark headline brought to you by North Carolina. "Cox indicted in Flying Biscuit Death"  (charlotteobserver.com) (41)
(The Register) Amusing Today's Fark-ready headline: "Top RIM jobs were too powerful and had to go"  (theregister.co.uk) (3)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Fark headline recipe: article about female teacher having sex with students (check), vodak (check), Not Sure if Want pic (check)  (dailymail.co.uk) (99)


Mon January 30, 2012
(SeattlePI) Amusing The Seattle Post-Intelligencer applauds Fark's headline about a woman's most unusual marriage  (blog.seattlepi.com) (3)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Winnipeg Sun) Spiffy Winnipeg Sun highlights the week's events and uses FARK's headline to show how Michael Jackson's kids are quickly growing up (2nd section)  (winnipegsun.com) (1)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories and judges FARK's clever Deion Sanders divorce headline as the best of the week (1st section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (1)
(Fox News) Cool Yet another example that Canada is cool: Dwarf-tossing event to take place, despite objections from busybodies and naysayers. You submitted this with a shorter headline  (foxnews.com) (52)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Mental Floss) Strange Five "Doctor Who" stories ripped from the headlines. *DUN DUN*  (mentalfloss.com) (55)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Miami New Times) Obvious Actual headline: 'Mitt Romney's Anal Tendencies'  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (20)


Wed January 25, 2012
(NPR) Interesting I'm still trying to think of a witty headline to post for this story  (npr.org) (19)
(The Local (Germany)) Sappy Today's Fark-ready headline:"Police pinch pug-pilfering pensioner"  (thelocal.de) (22)
(Fark) FarkBlog De-icing a caribou, applied parabolic avian trajectories, and Kenny G's wife tired of boring sax: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/15 - 1/21  (fark.com) (12)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Man responsible for the greatest headline in New York Post history denied parole  (chicagotribune.com) (34)


Mon January 23, 2012
(The Tennessean) Stupid Headline: "Mayor wants gigantic cross for city." With helpful photo of what a mayor who wants a gigantic cross for his city looks like  (tennessean.com) (236)
(Some Guy) Cool And now here's Chris Jericho to write the headline for the go-home RAW (9PM ET, USA) before the Royal Rumble this Sunday:  (whatculture.com) (lots)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Seattle Times) Spiffy The Seattle Times runs with FARK's headline about Deion Sanders and scores big laughs (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (3)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Warren Buffett writes check made out to the United States Treasury for just over $49,000 to help pay down the national debt. Was spent by the time subby finished writing out this headline  (finance.yahoo.com) (190)
(Fark) FarkBlog A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/8 - 1/14  (fark.com) (1)
(NYPost) Misc "Meatpacking hotel 'sex fiend' arrested." Which of you Farkers is writing headlines for the NY Post?  (nypost.com) (35)
(KRQE News) Amusing Fark ready headline: Pecan farmers on alert for nut rustlers  (krqe.com) (30)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Amusing "Fark.com is being satirical in their support, as you might expect from the premier purveyors of the extremely dark and funny headlines." Hey, we're dark, but we have a heart when it comes to SOPA. (11th item from bottom)  (live.theglobeandmail.com) (3)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Fark-ready Headline: "The crying Packers fan with the sparkly nail polish". Bonus: Article includes an "I'd hit it" picture  (startribune.com) (57)
(Fark) Satire This headline is the worst thing to have ever happened to this queue. Discuss  (fark.com) (32)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Fox News) Obvious Today's Fark ready headline: "America is drunk"  (foxnews.com) (206)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Will Romney take the lead? Will Santorum blast....Ah fark it. We've run out of questions for these headlines. South Carolina GOP debate. 9pm on Fox News. You know the drill  (washingtonpost.com) (907)


Sat January 14, 2012
(doubtful news) Spiffy Doubtful News is definitely not superstitious about giving FARK credit for a special Friday the 13th headline  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)
(Anathemaguild) Spiffy Gaming site Anathemaguild picks its very first Headline of the Day by selecting one from the FARK Geek tab  (anathemaguild.guildlaunch.com) (0)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NME) Amusing Snoop Dogg cancels snowboarding festival headline set upon realizing that snowboarding would be involved  (nme.com) (19)
(Neatorama) Spiffy Neatorama scans FARK headlines to find the story of a passport image on an iPad  (neatorama.com) (3)
(Fark) FarkBlog Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/1 - 1/7  (fark.com) (3)
(Salon) Amusing Headline asks: "I like to watch women watch men fight. Am I normal?" Answer: No. You are not. Normal is being a man who likes to watch two oiled women fight in a tub of jello. While men watch  (salon.com) (57)
(Slate) Fail Today's Fark-ready headline: "Rob Schneider is funny even if his new sitcom isn't." Because when you think of funny, you think of Rob Schneider  (slate.com) (96)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury runs its FARK blurb of the week, but this time it's a tie between two clever headlines  (dustbury.com) (0)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The Local (Sweden)) Spiffy Fark ready headline: "Swedish Bondage Fairies launch high-tech global treasure hunt"  (thelocal.se) (28)
(io9) Cool Impressive list of the greatest scientific breakthroughs of 2011. No snappy headline needy. These are really cool  (io9.com) (23)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Headline: Sold For Sex, in Our Backyards. Ewwwww  (foxnews.com) (109)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Ready for Fark headline: Toy Recall Nightmare: Build-a-Bear Has Evil Eyes  (shine.yahoo.com) (67)
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Amusing Headline: "High school boy places genitals on lunch table." But the real story is the photograph the editors chose to run, along with what happens when you click it  (phillyburbs.com) (127)
(Kamloops) Amusing Kamloopsthisweek.com shows some love for Fark's Alex Ovechkin headline (5th item in the Quote, Unquote section)  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (0)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Slate) Sick Today's Fark-ready headline: "The long, sordid history of bestiality in America." Apparently, it used to be blamed on the animals  (slate.com) (95)
(Illiterate Brits) Cool Lenovo outs Ice Cream Sarnie telly, or why I hate British headlines  (reghardware.com) (40)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Mediaite) Amusing Actual headline: RuPaul Is 'Campaigning' In New Hampshire To Spread Awareness That He Is Not Ron Paul. "Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he's making a political statement." RUPAUL  (mediaite.com) (74)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Quad City Times) Fail Today's poorly-written headline: "Eldridge man to serve 14 years making meth"  (qctimes.com) (38)
(Detroit Free Press) Strange Fark-ready headline: "Jogger gets run over by deer"  (freep.com) (70)
(CapTimes) Amusing Fark-ready headline: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested  (host.madison.com) (85)
(Some Grandmother) Amusing Fark-ready headline: "Grandmother set up by pot-pedaling smurf"  (wtsp.com) (17)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Blue Gold News) Spiffy Blue Gold News (West Virginia Sports News) sees FARK's headline about their Orange Bowl victory and calls it the "FARK comment of the day"  (mbd.scout.com) (0)
(Washington Post) Amusing I aint no expert on this English talk, but damn, does your headline suck  (washingtonpost.com) (25)


Wed January 04, 2012
(UPI) Sad Andy Dick says 2012 will 'be big' for him ... so be watching for big arrests, big lawsuits, big headlines  (upi.com) (36)
(Fark) FarkBlog Congratulations to the winners of Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest  (fark.com) (165)
(newser) Amusing Newser is amused by the elusive meaning of FARK's Loch Ness headline (2nd paragraph)  (newser.com) (1)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/25 - 12/31  (fark.com) (12)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Oklahoma Top Blogs) Spiffy Oklahoma Top Blogs closes out the year by picking FARK's headline about Hugh Hefner as their best of the week  (oklahomatopblogs.com) (1)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy Fark-ready headline: Now free of rats, Decatur-area restaurant reopens  (ajc.com) (38)
(Fark) FarkBlog Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-12-18 to Sat 2011-12-24  (fark.com) (5)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Popbytes gives a yes vote to FARK's combination Kelly Clarkson/Ron Paul headline (1st paragraph)  (popbytes.com) (0)
(Neatorama) Spiffy Neatorama loves FARK's Headline of the Year Contest and weighs in on their favorite Geek tab entry  (neatorama.com) (4)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Puns and wordplay  (fark.com) (56)
(Fark) Survey Headline of the Year - Context Headlines  (fark.com) (80)
(inagist.com) Followup News: Author uses the sophomoric headline "Santorum Surges from Behind". Fark: Snarky twitter lad tweets headline across the internets. Ultrafark: Santorum retweeted it  (inagist.com) (70)
(Yahoo) Followup Life imitates Fark headline  (news.yahoo.com) (17)
(YouTube) Cool Okay, you may be tired of every headline with the word "Skyrim" in it, but this one actually links to something awesome  (youtube.com) (95)


Thu December 29, 2011
(City Paper) Dumbass They had to know this headline would end up on Fark  (pittsburghcitypaper.ws) (52)
(MSN) Obvious Sometimes the headlines write themselves:"Lady Gaga to count down to 2012 with ball-drop". Like we didn't see that coming  (tv.msn.com) (32)
(USA Today) Amusing Fark-ready headline: LeBron James denied dunk by opponent's skull  (content.usatoday.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Followup Article comes with built in headline: "I can't worry about the fact that there isn't a bus big enough for me to throw Paul Christoforo under. The internet did that for me. I think they set him on fire too"  (gamerfront.net) (318)
(Kamloops This Week) Amusing Kamloops This Week high-fives Fark.com for its beer-related sports headline (1st item)  (kamloopsthisweek.com) (0)


Wed December 28, 2011
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's amusing headline about Hugh Hefner as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (2)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Jay Cutler is having his pins removed, and is not likely to play for the remainder of the season. Subby is having trouble uncrossing his legs after misreading the headline  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (16)
(WBALTV) Spiffy A gallery of red hot redheaded celebrities is sure to oh come on at least read the end of this headline fine I didn't like you anyway  (wbaltv.com) (271)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Salon) Followup Today's Fark-ready headline: "Despite the headlines this week, there is no need to panic about kids having group sex"  (salon.com) (85)
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey Star Ledger looks at the upcoming NBA season with a little help from FARK's headline about Kobe Bryant (2nd section)  (nj.com) (0)


Sat December 24, 2011
(LA Times) Dumbass Nine words you thought you would never see in the same headline  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (176)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog A wrap-up of this week's Headline of the Year contests, a preview of next week, and the Headlines of the Week for 12/11 - 12/17  (fark.com) (8)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Morgan Freeman and Billy Baldwin offer up dinner dates for charity auction. You are now reading this headline in Billy Baldwin's voice. Wait a minute... that's not right  (starpulse.com) (20)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Business tab headlines  (fark.com) (47)
(The Local (Germany)) Strange Headlines you don't expect to read: Germany edition  (thelocal.de) (36)
(STV.tv) Scary Fark ready headline: Villagers barricaded themselves in pub to hide from naked man with axe  (news.stv.tv) (35)
(Philly.com) Cool Philly.com: "We got a kick out of this 'headline' on Fark.com." Fark.com: "We 'bet' you did." (2nd-to-last section)  (philly.com) (0)
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's clever stockbroker headline as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (0)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Politics tab headlines  (fark.com) (58)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Geek tab headlines  (fark.com) (49)
(The Local (Sweden)) Dumbass Tis the season... for "ingenious robbers caught after police followed their tracks in snow" headlines  (thelocal.se) (13)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment tab headlines  (fark.com) (68)
(Click Orlando) Dumbass Fark-ready headline: "Man eats cocaine in brother's butt, dies"  (clickorlando.com) (78)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest: Sports tab headlines  (fark.com) (69)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Actual headline: "Can loving a robot lead to divorce?"  (huffingtonpost.com) (83)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Science Daily) Sad Should I have submitted this with a Futurama reference in the headline? Now I'll never know. And it will haunt me for the rest of my life. MY MANWICH  (sciencedaily.com) (32)
(Kamloops Daily News) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News reviews the top sports stories of the week and uses FARK's Albert Pujols headline as a perfect summation of the recent trade  (kamloopsnews.ca) (0)
(Omaha World Herald) Ironic This headline is not from The Onion  (omaha.com) (81)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Variety) Amusing Actual headline du jour: "France set to smash B.O. records"  (variety.com) (13)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 HEADLINE OF THE YEAR contest  (fark.com) (156)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times gives praise to FARK's witty Tim Tebow headline (2nd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Headline of the Year contest will be tomorrow at 11AM EST, so mark your calendars. Also a few of Fark's favorite Headlines Of The Week for 12/4 - 12/10  (fark.com) (11)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News decides that FARK's Albert Pujols headline is one of the big hits of the week (8th section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Slashdot) Obvious Can you spot the extraneous word in the headline?  (tech.slashdot.org) (44)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Fark) Spiffy Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November  (fark.com) (67)
(Fark) Sad A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (fourth quarter)  (fark.com) (9)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Philly.com) Unlikely Choose your headline: A) Don't wanna be a bum, you better chew gum B) Oh, you said MASTICATION-induced arousal C) You really CAN'T think and chew gum at the same time  (philly.com) (17)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times loves FARK's headline about Albert Pujols becoming a Devil or Angel (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Hot Air) Asinine Did the Obama administration delay the report on Volt fires? No, but that's a much more outrageous headline than "The Obama administration didn't delay the report on Volt fires," so you can see the pickle Hot Air was in  (hotair.com) (157)
(Fark) Spiffy Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 3: June through August  (fark.com) (71)
(Fark) Sad A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (third quarter)  (fark.com) (16)
(MSNBC) Interesting Some headlines write themselves: "The scent of a man? Could be an STD"  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (36)


Wed December 07, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange Another FARK-ready headline: Hungry Swedes queue up for Obama's sausage  (thelocal.se) (37)
(CNBC) Interesting Actual Headline: "Merkel's Strategy: Make Europe Look a Lot More Like Germany." Guess third time's the charm?  (cnbc.com) (172)
(Fark) Survey Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 2: March through May  (fark.com) (78)
(Fark) Sad A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (second quarter)  (fark.com) (23)
(Some Manatee) Misc Family Guy writer's account of being arrested at Occupy LA. The Manatees submitted this with a funnier headline   (myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com) (478)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Fark's annual Headline of the Year kicked off yesterday and will run for the next two weeks. Some details on that, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/27 - 12/3  (fark.com) (10)
(National Post) Weird There's too much weird stuff here to fit in one headline, but suffice it to say that the defense's case rested on the fact that the defendant wore a diaper while hiring the hit man  (news.nationalpost.com) (37)
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Actual headline: "Fast trains from Detroit to Chicago coming in 3-4 years." Wow; I'd sure hate to have to book a ticket on the slow train  (freep.com) (70)
(Bloomberg) Misc Norway tests bond markets after the story's headline writer apparently had a stroke  (bloomberg.com) (17)


Mon December 05, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious Headline: "Brett Favre would talk to Bears." Story: "The Bears haven't contacted the 42-year-old Favre, who has spent a good portion of his recent days hunting, and it's highly doubtful the team is interested"  (espn.go.com) (197)
(Fark) Spiffy Fark's 2011 Headline of the Year contest, Round 1: December through February  (fark.com) (97)
(Fark) Sad A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (first quarter)  (fark.com) (28)
(Short List) Stupid Headline: The Muppets are brainwashing communists. Small print: says Fox News  (shortlist.com) (165)
(CNN) Fail Madonna confirmed to headline Super Bowl halftime show. This is not a post from 1985. Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot  (cnn.com) (187)


Sun December 04, 2011
(dustbury.com) Spiffy Dustbury.com picks FARK's clever wheelchair headline as their "Fark blurb of the week"  (dustbury.com) (2)


Sat December 03, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious Studies show that most people under the age of 30 go on the internet just to waste time. But if you're reading this headline, you already knew that  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (28)
(Jacksonville.com) Spiffy Jacksonville.com thinks FARK's clever Colts headline is their NFL highlight of the week (last section)  (jacksonville.com) (2)


Fri December 02, 2011
(JoBlo.com) Amusing A Starship Troopers reboot is inbound. Would you like to know more?  (joblo.com) (377)
(BBC) Interesting Headlines about fighting against capitalism, foreign wars, deadbeat fathers, strange lights in the sky and a cow that swallowed a snake: It's not Fark, it's England in 1811  (bbc.co.uk) (7)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Slate) Fail Carlos Mencia is attempting a comeback. You submitted this headline two years ago and it was way funnier then  (slate.com) (53)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool This is not what I was expecting with a headline about 'weed bombing'  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (12)
(Seattle Times) Amusing According to the Seattle Times, Fark's Indianapolis Colts headline is a winner. If only the Colts could be so lucky (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (1)
(CBC) Asinine Here's a headline you weren't expecting to read today: RCMP gave potato farmer's financial details to Algerians  (cbc.ca) (21)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Headline of the Year contest begins next Monday, here's the schedule for those threads next week. Also Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/20 - 11/26  (fark.com) (15)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News thinks FARK's recent NFL headline stomps all over the competition (6th section)  (mercurynews.com) (1)
(MSNBC) Scary As you read this headline, hackers may be taking control of your network printer so they can use it to kill you  (redtape.msnbc.msn.com) (61)
(CNBC) Ironic Actual headline: "Poland appeals to Germany to save Europe"  (cnbc.com) (21)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Scary Today's Fark-ready headline:"Germany ready to inseminate you"  (thelocal.de) (52)
(Fox News) Sad Jon Huntsman says that his New Hampshire chances may be... oh, what's the point of finishing this headline? *turns off the lights, leaves*  (foxnews.com) (65)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Followup Apparently, everything you need to know is in the headline  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(Variety) Obvious Actual headline: "Twilight tops Friday B.O." That sounds about right  (variety.com) (71)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times loves FARK's clever suhspension headline (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (2)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Bloomberg) Silly Oil prices rise on the news that this headline is longer than the linked article  (bloomberg.com) (3)


Thu November 24, 2011
(National Post) Asinine Teen burglar's apology letter to victims may be even greater trolling attempt than this headline, the U.S. Constitution  (news.nationalpost.com) (149)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog A teaser of the upcoming Headline of the Year contests that will be starting at the beginning of December, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19  (fark.com) (13)
(The Register) Strange Despite Android lead, iOS devs slurp scads more mazuma. OH COME ON, I don't even think that passes for what you Brits call English. Tag is because I'm still trying to figure out what the hell that headline meant  (theregister.co.uk) (40)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Fark ready headline: Illinois teenager blames DUI crash on not seeing Twilight film  (huffingtonpost.com) (40)
(Bay News 9) Florida Actual Headline: Be on the lookout for a 30-foot beer bottle  (baynews9.com) (14)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Seattle Times) Cool The Seattle Times says that Fark's headline about the return of Wilson Ramos is a real catch (5th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sat November 19, 2011
(kamloops daily news) Spiffy Kamloops (Canada) Daily News says that FARK's Wilson Ramos headline is safely the big hit of the week (2nd section)  (kamloopsnews.ca) (2)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Next to Fark headline submitters, galaxies are the ultimate recyclers  (sciencedaily.com) (6)
(Seattle Times) Amusing The Seattle Times says that Fark's headline about the NBA All-Star Game is a slam dunk (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)
(Wired) Interesting Does gallons of booze make for a better advertisement? It sure as hell makes Fark headlines more amusing  (wired.com) (42)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Reuters) Dumbass Actual Twilight-related headline is five words too long  (reuters.com) (78)
(Showbiz Spy) Scary The most horrifying Twilight headline you'll read all day: "Robert Pattinson on His Butt Crack"  (showbizspy.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Strange Fark-ready headline: "Brave grandma arrests robber with his penis"  (ghanaweb.com) (36)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Weird Today's Fark-ready headline:"Pervert-pleasing high-heeled mice stompers convicted of cruelty"  (thelocal.de) (82)
(Fark) FarkBlog An update Fark's annual Headline of the Year contest, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/6 - 11/11  (fark.com) (34)
(Huffington Post) Silly As silly as this story is, it's just an excuse to work the words "panda poo" into a headline  (huffingtonpost.com) (7)


Mon November 14, 2011
(The Sun) Fail "Sex quiz cricket ace in hotel suicide leap." The Sun is there, with a grammatically questionable headline  (thesun.co.uk) (25)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times recognizes FARK's great MLB headline about Wilson Ramos as one of the best of the week  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sun November 13, 2011
(IndyStar) Interesting Favorable market for lamb has farmers flocking to sheep. Ewe submitted this with a better headline  (indystar.com) (18)


Thu November 10, 2011
(NBC Sports) Interesting Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)   (offthebench.nbcsports.com) (2)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Actual headline: "Unmarried couples find divorce difficult"  (wdsu.com) (182)
(Houston Chronicle) PSA Without further ado, the funniest headline in Fark history: Dyslexic clown crashes car into fruit stand, discovers that he has a *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*   (chron.com) (79)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog An update on Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5  (fark.com) (10)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Interesting TV station hit with $1 million defamation verdict in favor of a kindly holistic healer that totally won't sue over a friendly and mildly informative online headline  (startribune.com) (36)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Fark-ready headline: "Father and son bond over drinking dead man's toe"  (huffingtonpost.com) (21)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Stupid Women forced to 'dumb down' to find a man to marry. You submitted this with a stupider headline  (dailymail.co.uk) (556)
(Komo) Sad Actual Headline: Man dead, wife critically injured in Humptulips attack. Is Humptulips another way to say "Snoo Snoo"?  (komonews.com) (72)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Metronews.ca) Amusing FARK ready headline: "Now we know where Demi Moore likes it." Hint: It's not the front  (metronews.ca) (132)


Thu November 03, 2011
(PCWorld) PSA AOL shuts down LISTSERV. If you don't understand this headline, ask your parents after they stop crying  (pcworld.com) (47)
(Hungry Shooter) Amusing Fark ready headline: "Man Bites Man, Gunfire Follows"  (wowt.com) (15)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Philly.com) Asinine Fark ready headline: "Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint"  (philly.com) (48)
(Fark) FarkBlog German automaker approves Third Peich term, all abhorred by Amtrak flasher, and bipolar man sought between Arctic and Antarctic: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29  (fark.com) (5)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Billings Gazette) Amusing Today's fully Fark-compliant headline: "Man admits switchblade assault in squirrel dispute"  (billingsgazette.com) (28)


Sun October 30, 2011
(journal star) Spiffy Lincoln Journal Star thinks FARK's recent NFL headline is one they wish that they had written  (journalstar.com) (0)


Sat October 29, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sick Actual headline: "Ten Inappropriately Sexy Cartoon Characters." Um...people find cartoons sexy? Really?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (285)


Fri October 28, 2011
(The Atlantic Wire) Unlikely The internet hasn't changed much in 15 years, although the headlines are way more meta  (theatlanticwire.com) (81)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Rick Perry to preside over controversial execution. This is not a repeat from Headline is too long; keep it under about 250 characters or so  (huffingtonpost.com) (108)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Thief steals man's backpack at beach. Man calls cop. The two go off in search of the thief, but the cop leaves his backpack at the scene. Thief steals cop's backpack. Now read this headline again with "Yakity-Sax" in your head  (nwfdailynews.com) (23)
(New Zealand Herald) Strange Actual Headline: "Satanic lesbian launches bid for freedom"  (nzherald.co.nz) (71)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Possible follow-up headline: Entire Internet porn industry crashes after only paying customer charged with stealing $130,000 to feed habit  (duluthnewstribune.com) (83)
(Mercury News) Spiffy Mercury News rounds up the best sports headlines of the week and puts FARK's NFL skewering at the top of the list (2nd section)  (mercurynews.com) (0)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times thinks FARK's clever headline about NFL myths is one of highlights of the week (4th section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Voting threads for Fark's Headline of the Year contest, and a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/16 - 10/22  (fark.com) (12)


Mon October 24, 2011
(CBC) Obvious The Obvious tag is writing headlines for CBC today: "Axe-wielding man's mental health questioned"  (cbc.ca) (17)


Sat October 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Misc Actual headline: "Lohan's second trip to morgue is a success." Reality: She's still alive  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (28)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Examiner) Amusing "The breaking news on Beyonce today is she's eating French fries. Unfortunately, there's nothing else... The website Fark thought the headline and the story was strange enough." THAT'S THE JOKE  (examiner.com) (2)


Thu October 20, 2011
(IOL) Strange When the headline gives you a totally different perception of the article: "ET's underpants, semen not tested"  (iol.co.za) (28)
(MSNBC) Interesting Fark-ready headline: "Five stabbed at 'welcome home from jail' party"  (msnbc.msn.com) (37)
(fund my mutual fund) Spiffy Mutual fund site notices huge spike in traffic from FARK main page headline. Once again, the power of FARK  (fundmymutualfund.com) (1)


Wed October 19, 2011
(The Province) Spiffy The Province (Canada) lists FARK'S hilarious NFL headline as a highlight of their Morning Briefing column  (theprovince.com) (0)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Zombie injuries not life threatening, seamen leaving ferries in Greek ports, and an explanation of Herman Cain's pro-llama agenda: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/9 - 10/15  (fark.com) (4)
(WISHTV) Ironic The ironic tag was created for headlines like this: "Report: Thieves take Bible at gunpoint"  (wishtv.com) (73)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Bangor Daily News) Amusing Actual headline: "Military Wife relies on Mr. T"  (bangordailynews.com) (49)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times throws a stiff arm laugh at FARK's recent football headline (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Regina Leader Post) Spiffy Regina Leader Post decides that no article about the Boston Red Sox failure is complete without an epic FARK headline (3rd paragraph)  (leaderpost.com) (1)
(Onion AV Club) Obvious Headline removed by Lady Gaga's lawyers  (origin.avclub.com) (57)

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