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165 headlines found matching 'headline'
Fri December 02, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which Farker is now writing Yankee headlines for ESPN?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Pastor says car salesman swiped wife's nude photos from his iPhone, sent them to swingers' site
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline was totally cool: "For the first time since 1999, there are no Alaskans playing in the NBA"
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Actual headline: What do you call that feeling when you see something cute? c) Ugly Ass
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper and his lady are gonna have a baby. Tsunami of mini-Cooper jokey headlines expected to hit the internet by 6:00 AM Eastern
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
2010: Nobody beaten by Toronto police during protests. 2016: Nobody allowed to proceed with lawsuit against police. Bonus video of police beating Nobody
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Wed November 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's (and yesterday's) Fark-ready headline: Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Homeschool mom crushed by 'moral dilemma' after son sees male CoverGirl wearing makeup
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mr. Miyagi claims two more victims in Queens, deaf man demands hearing, and the Roof, the Roof, the Roof is on trial: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/20 - 11/26
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because when you see "Tsunami of Molasses" in a headline, you know that your interest is going to be fluidly dynamic
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Sat November 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Actual CNN headline: "Arizona officer on leave after punching woman during arrest"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Teens sue Detroit cops over botched hooker sting near coney island"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Headline: Top of the flops: Men from Belfast are worst bonkers in UK and Ireland
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Thu November 24, 2016
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline - "Fight over cereal ended with bomb threat". Come for the headline, stay for the meth lab, fake ID, parole violations & other items on this upstanding citizen's checklist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surviving Thanksgiving 101: Do not read articles with headlines that begin with the words "At this Vegan Thanksgiving Feast"
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(Quints News)
 
 
 
Truck hits bridge; bridge wins (Actual headline from article)
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Buffalo Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to Wikileaks, the New York Times has to run this actual headline: "This Pizzeria Is Not a Child-Trafficking Site"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bull in a 'gina shop, Pope plans to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions, and the inventor of RAM dies at 1100010: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/13 - 11/19
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "A lot of nonvoters are mad at the election results. If only there were something they could have done!"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
After 17 years, Metallica's entire catalog is available on Napster. You posted this with a better headline on your Myspace page
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that this Fark headline leaves them in stitches: "Robert Griffin III on pace to return to Injured Reserve this season"
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times laughs at Fark's headline about 6-11 Gorjak Gak's eligibility to play basketball at Florida: "Apparently it took a while for his high-school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rare headline question that is answered not only yes, but "Hell Yes"
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Iowa lawmaker's 'suck it up, buttercup' bill targets protests
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bondage club operates near pre-school, church; works as a non-profit
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Mon November 14, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Old news: Trump born June 16, 1946. Great Fark-ready headline: As Donald Trump turns 70, astrology reveals his Uranus problem
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders likes to play with hula-hoops
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Today's mad libs headline: "Celibate commune in west Michigan generates nostalgia"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wolf howls at loon, house dressing really becomes house dressing, and auto-erotic asphyxiation: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/6 - 11/12
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
10 of Best Headlines from former Breitbart Chief and now Trump's new Campaign CEO. My favorite: Birth control makes women unattractive and crazy
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Some Absentee Guy)
 
 
 
Looks as if Trump won the popular vote after all. Certainly all the protesters will go home now, right?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Donald Trump's transition team is assembling like a super-lobbyist Voltron." Presumably this is the triple humping robot version that never made it stateside
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're running out of headlines... but we're still going... Election Thread #10 right here for ya
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mint worker accused in rectal gold theft looks jovial on video". Well, who wouldn't?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Headline: Fracking isn't causing Oklahoma earthquakes. Article: Wastewater from fracking is causing Oklahoma earthquakes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby thinks we need a thread for funny Election headlines. Because I don't think we will need to write any today
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Russians tied to dope in race, pencilneck scientist dorks say the human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, and I'm Rick James, bench: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5
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Sat November 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Barack HUSSEIN Fartbongo Terwilliger Obama finally admits if he watched Fox News, he wouldn't vote for himself, either, which means Sarah Palin is automatically president and 0bama has to watch Supertrain. Man, I'm going to miss these dumb headlines
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is the headline that doesn't end. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some Subby started typing it, not knowing what it was, but he'll just keep on typing it forever just because
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Most bafflingly British headline of the day: "New Year Loony Dookers on River Tay handed mankini ban"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox examines why the 538 model may not be totally nuts-- and the model just deducted 1% to account for this headline
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark went deep for this headline: "Raiders win game despite committing a league-record number of penalties. Seahawks: 'You can do that?' "
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Wed November 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Only in 2016 could we see this actual headline: "Dem's Attempt to Clone Dead Son Not an Issue in W.Va. Race"
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Best headline ever: "Ku Klux Klan Newspaper Joins Sheldon Adelson in Endorsing Donald Trump"
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Tue November 01, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Science vs. clickbait: you'll probably believe it, and you'll probably know what happens next
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Remember those headlines the other week about how the A-10 Warthog had been saved and its future secured? Yeah, about that
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Headlines: Voters are REALLY worried about voter fraud. Headfake: No one is talking about the thousands of black voters 'accidentally' purged from registration banks across the country
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(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Pasadena Police Department adds its first female police dog, and pairs her with their first female K-9 officer, so a team of....annnnd yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and self-report myself rather than finishing this headline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less toupee at some hotels, an almost-cameo by the Russian women's track team, and police on the lookout for a snickering dog: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark hits a home run with this headline: "Regardless of who wins the World Series, hell will freeze over"
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Sun October 30, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Headline: dead people are casting ballots from beyond the grave. Article: probably not, but made you look
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Bloodsucking hookworms may provide a treatment for asthma" in the running for the creepiest good news medical headline of the year
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bisexual Church of England vicar sacked over orgies and prostitutes after wife exposes his double life
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Kate Beckinsale Delights In Arranging Fruit Into Penises." That is all
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Manatee middle-schooler charged with battery in cell phone case," wrote the headline editor dryly
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
I need to write. I need to write. I need to write. No time to write a Fark headline, I need to write write write. *scampers away* THIS is your Fark Writers Thread, "mad hatter" edition
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline: "Trump begins to grapple with reality" Story: well. less "grapple", really as "engage in one of the WWE-style fake fights with it while pretending it's still real to him, dammit"
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists find a cure for mice greenlighting Fark headlines
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
An expanding threat from Meal Team 6, the inherent risk of being a bricklayer, and Chancellor Gorkon in jeopardy: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/16 - 10/22
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "We need to make golf more fun" Challenge accepted. Ideas to the right
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Clinical Depression will headline Glastonbury 2017
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
No need to change the original headline: WIRED's Totally Legit Guide to Rigging a Presidential Election
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark goes all the way with this headline: "Big 12 decides to be the Big 10 for a little while longer"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Achtung. This is not a test. This is Rock and Rol-waitaminute, wrong headline... Hey, you, out there in the cold, writing fiction, getting old, can you see this? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Oops, I forgot again" edition
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Does a coffee filter need bluetooth? In this case, a question mark in the headline means "hell no"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Germans are coming up with some great compound words and other portmanteaus to describe the deplorable sexmonster Donald Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thousands of two-pound scrotum frogs dying in Lake Titicaca. Your 9-year-old submitted this with a better headline
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Grigori Rasputin Memorial Bridge finally comes down, Obama finds a solution to closing Guantanamo, and playing the national anthem on third downs: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/9 - 10/15
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Sun October 16, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Most disturbing headline you'll read all week: "Watch Donald Trump feel up Rudy Giuliani in drag"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Scumbag Millionaire (headline stolen from comments in article)
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Sat October 15, 2016
(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "Troopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
What's behind the final demise of Nancy Grace, you ask? Well, it's mostly that Headline News is trying to remake itself as a news network with the "gravitas of CNN." Um, that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most British headline of the day: "A man tried to buy some chips with seven Rizlas at a takeaway, sparking a massive, drunken brawl"
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Wed October 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Boi you better fix that stupid ass headline of yours'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Ronald McDonald forced to keep low profile amid 'creepy clown' epidemic"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Shia Labeouf married in a Las Vegas chapel in a Elvis-Hawaiian hybrid theme ceremony. Everything in this headline is apparently true
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC has a conference call scheduled for 5pm today, with no set agenda, where they most surely are not planning to flee the catastrophic barn fire that is the Trump candidacy before any more pus- errr, headline-grabbing bombshells drop
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Spy pigeons caught before they could plot coo, the first campaign ads for Giant Meteor 2016, and smokin' ain't allowed in schools: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/2 - 10/8
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Wed October 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Toilet paper addicted kangaroo returns to public restroom for another helping
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Mike Pence Might Be a Cigarette Dressed Up as a Person"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over the wording of a Fark headline. Okay, maybe it was really just over a cup of coffee, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Mon October 03, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: If I delete this tweet, it doesn't exist anymore, right?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reciprocal lutefisk consumption, man seeing porn at McDonald's can't get the Grimace off his face, and people who read Playboy for the articles of clothing: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/25 - 10/1
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Sat October 01, 2016
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Mad Frenchman dumps a load from his heavy balls all over Apple store's iPhone 7s"
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Yeah, we violated the Cuban Embargo, but we didn't end up buying anything, so what's the problem?
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Headline: New Wind Turbines Could Power Japan for 50 Years After a Single Typhoon. Not yet figured out: How to actually store that energy
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that Fark scores a touchdown with this headline: "Browns on pace to use 16 different starting quarterbacks in 2016"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
ISIS wives go for something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew, using a Walker instead of a Kaine, and consumers won't give pizza chance: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man Utd host the Foxes at 7:30 am. Everton head to the Cherries; 'Pool have Hull; Citeh at Swansea at 10. Headline match is RvB London Derby at 12:30. Sunday 11 am match is Saints at West Ham. This is your weekend EPL football discussion thread
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Thu September 22, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So let's count the number of things wrong with this headline - "Lindsay Lohan bought her own $240,000 engagement ring because her allegedly abusive ex-fiancé (whose parents are multi-millionaires) was "dead broke"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Headline: Black NY Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Article: Some random black guy who lives in Chelsea, NY and is coincidentally registered Democrat supports Trump's Muslim ban. Tag is for both the article writer and the random guy
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Man punches beaver in the head. Gets rabies. Witty headline not necessary
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman dies in house fire after lighting 17 candles for imaginary boyfriend
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just can't improve on the actual headline: Woman Drives Into Oncoming Traffic, Hits Officer To Avoid Going To New Jersey
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for love in Alderaan places, a repeat headline from 1819, and Venezuela inflation now approaching Whole Foods prices: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/11 - 9/17
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Sun September 18, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Thu September 15, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
TFA Headline: McDonald's opens a restaurant that doesn't serve burgers. Subby's headline: reporter who's never eaten at a McDonald's reports about a McDonald's
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Today in "Headlines that seemed ludicrous six months ago," we bring you "GOP hopes of keeping Senate brighten with Trump"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington Times gets a laugh from a Fark headline: "Hillary calls Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables.' Trump calls Hillary supporters a 'basket of deportables,'" notes a headline at Fark.com, the news site famous for its comedic touch"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE Doggy style is ruff ... and four other sex positions women secretly HATE
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready Poltab headline: "Don't compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. It belittles Hitler"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick is winning. THERE'S a headline you never thought you'd read
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Man who destroyed Merrimack home to wear a Monitor, a penny lane change, and John Hinckley Jr. promises not to shoot Reagan again: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/4 - 9/10
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
I understand why the admins might want to redlight this headline. However, there are also good reasons to greenlight it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline: OMG horserace is tied in four battleground states. Article: three are Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada which are all former solid red states
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Fri September 09, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Clickbait headline: "Modesto man finds giant gold nugget, may have struck it rich." Reality: Nugget "could fetch as high as $60,000," for a guy living near the Bay Area
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not clear that Donald Trump understands-" nope, we're done here, headline. No need to continue further
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline GOP insiders Maybe Trump can win. Article 39% of GOP insiders in swing states, believe Trump can win their state(not the whole election their state) IF he significantly improves his ground game. Horse race it's a horse race
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Wed September 07, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Scientists concerned about beetles' effect on rare bird." Just start with the White Album and leave Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band for later and all should be fine
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "The unrecognizable genius of Guy Fieri"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Bottom licker locked up after attack". Hehehehehe, "bottom"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
"Every sector is under threat from Amazon, always" is how the headline should read
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'll tumble for ya, Coke returns to its original formula, and Huma cuts of Weiner: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/28 - 9/3
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nose before wicket
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This story has it all: terrorism, blackmail, a Rube Goldberg/Heath Robinsonesque arson conspiracy involving LogMeIn, a printer and a piece of string. Everything except a decent headline
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Pokémon Go's Buddy System Will Let You Have Special Time With Your Favorite Monster"
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Fri September 02, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: This headline meme. New hotness: California's awesome
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headlines you never wanted to see: "Fox News Analyst Impressed By Trump's Penis Size Discussion"
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Fark, he wrote a story on a lark. It wasn't very great, and brought about much hate. Now he submits headlines 'cause fark you. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
If you're going to get busted for DWI, the headline might as well read "Vomit-covered drunk man"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. wants Daniel Radcliffe to return for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child trilogy. Article includes obvious headlines
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Second couple have hedge stolen sparking fears of serial bush burglar
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Famed Louisiana pink dolphin not pregnant, but 'dates' often
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Clinton off-base for calling Trump the champion of the Alt-Right? What's the answer when a headline ends in a question? Someone get the lights, I think we're done here
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mortal Wombat, Mongolian Beef, and Skynet learning, but from all the wrong sites: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/21 - 8/27
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Sat August 27, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 21, headlined by Carlos Condit vs Demian Maia. Also Anthony Pettis, Paige VanZant, and Joe Lauzon. Fight Pass prelims at 5 PM ET, prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox broadcast affiliate
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Possibly the most British headline ever written: "ASBO yob gets town centre ban overturned so he can still tuck into his favourite kebab"
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sheriff orders tutu-clad sex toy dangler to be of good behaviour"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: '"Extremely intoxicated' Fort Lauderdale officer brawls with hotel security while holding baby"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Drunken Christmas goat burner faces four years in jail. This word salad headline comes to you from Gävle, Sweden
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Your mad libs headline for the day: "Man in underwear beaten at Starbucks over stolen remote complaint"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Today's made-for-Fark headline: "This adorable robot octopus is powered by farts"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Maybe I missed it, but I don't recall any headlines or articles that delved into Obama's popularity among 'uneducated black men'"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Alien homeworld exposed tomorrow...or just another Goldilocks Zone planet. But still...aliens is in the freaking headline. This means something
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
George Lucas' second career as a wedding photographer, a pane in Dakota Johnson's ass, and Lebron James considers owning another NBA team besides the Golden State Warriors: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/14 - 8/20
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Fri August 19, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I normally would say "no" to any headline that's a question, but damn if this one doesn't put up a good fight
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Thu August 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is wrong about being able to easily bring back manufacturing jobs. Though this headline could have stopped after the fourth word
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Because you really wanted to read a news article featuring 'Trump' and 'taint' in the headline
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(Some News Site)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wears diapers, according to the fine hackers at wikileaks. Hey, look at that - Leaks and Diapers in the same headline
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
PETA wants memorial at site of ongoing Fark headline theme (no not that one)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens"
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Police search for cab driver after US Olympic swimmers robbed by armed men in Rio." In their defense, it must be hard to find a cab driver between so many armed robbers in the streets
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Actual headline: DIVIDED AMERICA: Global warming polarizes more than abortion. Reality: Half of America divided with the whole world
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how it was reported that Adele was playing half-time at the Superb Owl? Yeah, not so much
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what BuzzFeed did a story on and didn't use a click-bait headline for. An insightful story about the hunt for Poland's buried Nazi gold trains
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Butter cow head survives 9 years, 4 stewards, 600 miles
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Timing to the thousandths of a second in swimming is impossible because pools are less accurate than Fark headlines
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
San Jose Mercury News wins gold in the 140-character offensive headline race
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Thu August 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
MadLIbs headline: "What can __________ teach us about the __________?" BBC News: "How about 'killer whales' and 'menopause'?"
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
Video
 
U choose the headline: Never bring a cow to a bear fight OR Bessie always did have great taste
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Deadline News (UK))
 
 
 
Possibly the most Fark-ready headline ever written: "Man uses cat as bagpipe to play Scotland the Brave"
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just suggested that "the Second Amendment people" can step in if Clinton wins the election. We long for the days when these headlines were just taking things out of context
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Is Pokemon Go racist?" There's a question mark in that headline, so I think we all know the answer already
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark hits it out of the park with this headline: "Mark Teixeira announces retirement from disabled list"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
You Won't Believe What Hillary Ordered the DNC to do to Bernie's Brother
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tiger constructing a getaway car, drinking coffee through a ballgag, and lewd dudes feud nude: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/31 - 8/6
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark headlines are always sincere thanks to the punctuation filter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Great original headline: "Hell just froze over: Fox News now openly mocking Donald Trump"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Gisele wishes Tom Brady happy birthday with PDA-filled Instagram post. A snark-free Brady headline for once
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Famous headlines rewritten to abide by Facebook's new clickbait policy. Surely we could come up with some of our own that are better than these
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It isn't often that the Washington Post gives you a Fark-ready headline: "Republicans nominate dangerously insane person to lead America, then panic when he proves he's dangerously insane"
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