Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(bleacherreport.com)		Joey Porter to the Redskins. Why?  (bleacherreport.com)	(46)

(Some Guy)

Esquire doing March Madness style bracket to determine the "Sexiest Woman Alive." USC football coach Lane Kiffin is the only "man" in the field - and is dominating golfer Natalie Gulbis  (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com)

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		Former Browns QB Derek Anderson throws a cup of water on the bridge he's burning  (wtam.com)	(32)
		Los Angeles Clippers fire Mike Dunleavy as GM less than a month after he resigned as head coach. Bill Simmons shows the world his O face  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)	(14)

(Some Blind Ref)

In a bid for Crosby's "King of the Cheap Shot" title, Penguins forward Matt Cooke takes Marc Savard out with a blind side elbow to the head. W/ video  (nesn.com)

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WNBA team is holding tryouts for an all-male practice squad. "I encourage any man who thinks he is on the same level or even thinks he can outplay the women from the Mercury to put his skills to the test"  (azcentral.com)

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Raiders assistant who got the crap smacked out of him by head coach Tom Cable finally sues, wants millions of dollars or access to the stuff that keeps Al Davis alive forever  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

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Tim Tebow wants you to know that he is not the same old Tim Tebow. Rather he went away and has remerged as a new Tim Tebow with new Tim Tebow abilities. Tim Tebow  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com)

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Oregon football player arrested for choking his girlfriend, but an Oregon player choking should come as no surprise to anyone who watched the Rose Bowl  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

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After years of choking, George Karl is now battling throat cancer  (denverpost.com)

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(Some Sucker)

Nets seek to hire Krzyzewski as next head coach on grounds that, after decades of experience in suckage at Duke, the massive vortex that is the Nets will be a cakewalk by comparison  (fayobserver.com)

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Showing that he is as talented at running a college team as a NBA team, Isiah Thomas' Florida International team has a 7-19 record and an average attendance at home games of 120  (sportingnews.com)

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Thinking that things can't possibly get worse, Clippers reach out to Isiah Thomas to be new GM/Coach. Yes, seriously  (msn.foxsports.com)

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New York Jets head coach Rex Ryan apologizes for exercising his fingers instead of running his mouth  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(Some Guy)		Sources: Raiders contact Harbaugh; I suppose he couldn't be any worse than their current QBs  (footballnewsnow.com)	(28)
(wfaa.com)		Philadelphia Eagles loss in the playoffs turns out to be a gain for every other team in the NFC over the next couple of years  (wfaa.com)	(70)
(Gamecock Central)		Want to know why Florida is getting such a good recruiting class? Urban Meyer is telling every recruit that he had a dream where he was coaching them and that it was a sign from God that he should come back and coach  (blog.gamecockcentral.com)	(55)

Raiders owner Al Davis is interviewing head coaching candidates even though Tom Cable has yet to be fired. Candidates include Jim Fassell, Kevin Gilbride, Bubb Rubb, and the guy who changes his diaper  (sfgate.com)

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The Buffalo Bills have finally found somebody desperate enough to take the head coaching job  (buffalonews.com)

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73 percent of Div 1-A college football head coaches prefer BCS to any sort of championship playoffs. After all, when you have a Weedeater Bowl trophy in your office, you're already a champion  (orlandosentinel.com)

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		New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton wins his second Coach of the Year award and fourth straight Lee Harvey Oswald lookalike contest  (espn.go.com)	(37)
		Patriots open new midwest branch  (sportingnews.com)	(23)

		Jim Haslett will become Washington Redskins defensive coordinator, crippling the chances of the Florida Tuskers reaching the UFL championship for a second straight season  (stltoday.com)	(28)
(NBC Sports)		Recently canned Seattle Seahawks coach Jim Mora has a few pleasant on-air words for incoming coach Pete Carroll. And by "pleasant", I mean that he calls him a cheater (with video)  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(33)
		Tennessee recruits enroll early for Spring semester, find out meeting with head coach Lane Kiffin is cancelled because he's leaving for USC. Bonus: You have to sit out a year if you go elsewhere  (charlotteobserver.com)	(109)

(Windy City Gridiron)

The Bears may hire Jim Zorn as offensive coordinator, even though he couldn't coordinate the re-enactment of Pearl Harbor by the Batley Townswomen's Guild  (windycitygridiron.com)

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(bullsradio.org)

News: USF releases report on the alleged assault of a player by then head coach Jim Leavitt. Fark: The blacked-out list of player witnesses can be seen by copying and pasting into notepad  (bullsradio.org)

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(NBC Sports)

Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Jack Del Rio will interview next week for the heach coaching position in Jacksonville  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)

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After finishing 5-11, Cleveland Browns consider replacing head coach Eric Mangini with Marty Mornhinweg, who last coached the Detroit Lions to a 5-27 record over two seasons  (sports.yahoo.com)

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(Some Fed Up Raider Fan)

JaFattubofgoo Russell skips out on Oakland Raiders season ending meeting to go to Las Vegas  (otrsportsonline.com)

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		After giving up over 80 points the last two weeks, Giants defense finally gets a sack  (nydailynews.com)	(47)
		Don't blame Lovie Smith for the Bears' terrible season. Okay, fair enough; we'll blame the owners. And Jay Cutler. And the fact that this is a team who relies on defensive victory. not offensive  (chicagotribune.com)	(53)
(OBR)		Could the Mangina have saved his job with a four-game winning streak? Long answer: Depends on whether Mike Holmgren wants him around. Short answer: No  (cle.scout.com)	(39)

While some teams are content to act like the geldings they are, New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees says he will not sit out Week 17 in order to preserve what would be the best single season pass completion percentage ever  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

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		Roy Williams blames himself for the Cowboys' offensive problems. Good, it's finally unanimous  (espn.go.com)	(25)
		Coaches for 14-1 teams don't generally have 40% approval ratings. Unless you pulled something like the Colts did last week  (espn.go.com)	(145)

Urban Cryer to step down as head coach of Florida Gators. Lane Kiffin seen snickering in the corner  (cbssports.com)

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Mike Shanahan as Chicago Bears head coach? It's more likely than you think  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(Scout.com)

Kansas City Chiefs might be losing because their head coach is insane. That, and the whole thing about lacking talent and logical gameplanning  (kan.scout.com)

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Notre Dame's next failure at head coach will be Brian Kelly  (suntimes.com)

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NJ Nets win. This is not a repeat from any time this season  (nydailynews.com)

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(Some Fly on a Wall)

Hot swim teacher accused of teaching muff diving (with pics)  (badbadteacher.com)

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		Despite attraction of tying Pats' 18-1 season, Colts coach says 'Going undefeated is always a secondary goal'  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(107)
		Knicks legend Patrick Ewing says he would love to coach the Nets on how to miss free throws  (nypost.com)	(26)

		NJ Nets rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic  (nytimes.com)	(24)
		Today's "You Can't Fire Me, Because I Quit" story brought to you by FSU's Bobby Bowden, who says he doesn't know if he even wants to coach the 'Noles in 2010  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)	(40)

Apparently unaware of Brady, Elway, and Plunkett and their 7 Super-Bowl rings, Jim Kelly wants the Bills to draft a QB who "doesn't come from California"  (usatoday.com)

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2 Michigan State football players dismissed from team. Only 18 more to go, Dan Antonio  (clickondetroit.com)

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		Buffalo Bills contact Bill Cowher to see how interested he would be in becoming their head coach. The answer is "not very"  (content.usatoday.com)	(56)
		Here's a tip: If your offensive coordinator sucks and your defensive coordinator sucks, maybe the problem is bigger than just the play calling  (www2.tbo.com)	(49)

(Some Guy)

Broncos coach Josh McDaniels tells Chargers "We own you guys" before their game. That clearly worked out well for him  (faniq.com)

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