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Headlines matching 'hats'
Thu May 17, 2012
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(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Sears plans on abandoning their Canada operations, as the demand for plaid flannel, maple syrup, moose traps, and goofy hats with floppy ears has declined sharply  (chicagotribune.com) (16)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Major League Baseball) Amusing You are the home plate umpire, and you are restarting a game after a rain delay. Here's your checklist: 1. Home Team on the field 2. Visiting team at bat. 3. Mask. 4. Indicator....oh, thats right, 5. The rest of your crew  (mlb.mlb.com) (6)


Tue May 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious Git out yer tinfoil hats, boys. This hyar is a list o' lies that the gubment media tells 'bout us  (gunsandammo.com) (229)


Sat May 12, 2012
(Fox News) Spiffy New Jersey town is cracking down on some of society's biggest asshats: people who constantly text while they walk  (foxnews.com) (65)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Pro Football Talk) Unlikely Jets QB says that "Tim Tebow is a backup quarterback first, and then he'll do plenty of other stuff.". Unknown what the other stuff is, but a brand new shoeshine kit and chauffeur's hat was found in front of Tebow's locker   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (52)


Wed May 09, 2012
(Bloomberg) Obvious Disney is wasting no time cashing in on the Avengers thrill ride. Actually, it's not a ride. It's more like over priced hats and tee shirts, but you get the idea  (bloomberg.com) (10)


Tue May 08, 2012
(CNN) Strange Abraham Lincoln throws his hat into the Wisconsin recall election  (ireport.cnn.com) (29)


Sat May 05, 2012
(NPR) Amusing Why don't men wear hats anymore? Presidential socialism (with painstakingly to scale illustrations to prove the point)  (npr.org) (175)
(Yahoo) Cool How many overtimes will get cut off by old ladies in hats? Eastern Conference action: Rangers/Capitals 12:30 EST  (sports.yahoo.com) (481)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Globe and Mail) Asinine Oh, The Asshats You'll Meet  (theglobeandmail.com) (72)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Politico) Dumbass Based on no evidence whatsoever, Chuck Grassley brings up that the Colombian Hookers in the Secret Service scandal were probably Russian Spies. Or whatever  (politico.com) (82)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Hundreds of thousands may lose Internet access in July due to hackers. Take off your tinfoil hat, the FBI is here to help and wants to keep you online  (news.yahoo.com) (105)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Huffington Post) Weird Huffington Post gives FARK a hat tip about a man accused of stealing the ashes of a woman's dead sister and threatening to "snort them"  (huffingtonpost.com) (0)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Huffington Post) Cool Huffington Post gives FARK a 'Hat tip' about a Vampire story  (huffingtonpost.com) (1)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Meet the Vatican's own "Cardinal Rambo" who keeps an armory of at least 13 weapons including the famous 357 Magnum made by Smith & Wesson and a Hatsan shotgun. Religion of peace, indeed  (ottawacitizen.com) (258)


Mon April 02, 2012
(New Scientist) Cool World's most sensitive scales detect a yoctogram, which is just one septillionth of a gram. Thats heavy, man  (newscientist.com) (27)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Japan Times) Spiffy Japan helping to revive traditional handwoven Scottish tweed industry, using tweed in everything from hats and shoes to ties, and to cover diaries and Kindles  (japantimes.co.jp) (26)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine Congressman gets kicked off House floor for wearing a hoodie in support of Trayvon Martin. Fark: Because the Speaker claims it violates the House's rule against hats  (thinkprogress.org) (lots)


Mon March 26, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Asinine Tennessee legislators really can't stand young people showing ANY skin whatsoever, those wanton temptresses. Oh, and pull your pants up, too, young man  (wrcbtv.com) (140)


Sun March 18, 2012
(Science Daily) Obvious Researchers study momentum in the NFL, determine that Cleveland has none whatsoever  (sciencedaily.com) (30)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Deadline) Fail Despite the still-fresh scars of the Mike Myers version, Hollywood is going ahead with A Cat in the Hat reboot  (deadline.com) (38)


Sun March 11, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Asinine In Iowa, a barber has to take 2100 hours of school to legally cut somebody's hair. But a professional piercer can pierce anyone anywhere, and there's no regulation whatsoever  (desmoinesregister.com) (170)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Gizmodo tips their hat to FARK for showing them the unbelievable story about personality-changing pill  (gizmodo.com) (2)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Bloomberg) Ironic U.S productivity cools. "wringing efficiency"?? Try suffocating as workers are burdened by wearing multiple hats and then some, trying to keep a consistent income in this lax economy. Not that we are complaining, ya know  (bloomberg.com) (98)


Thu February 23, 2012
(WTOP) Hero Maryland lawmaker proposes that drunk driving asshats be mandated to participate in the ignition interlock program, even on a first offense, if their DUI happens while there are children in the car  (wtop.com) (86)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Will Smith playing Nintendo in a backwards hat, on a zebra rug, wearing Nike Airs and Zubaz pants, with a Mariah Carey CD on the ground--and 47 other pictures that perfectly capture the 90s  (buzzfeed.com) (152)


Tue February 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Can't sleep. Must eat Pope in woods. And wear his hat. Or something  (adn.com) (19)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Problem: You have a city full of people who have no ability whatsoever to parallel park. Solution: Stop testing parallel parking on the driving test. Ta-Da, problem solved  (dcist.com) (126)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Vice Video) Weird Japanese Hair Hats shaped like dogs, wolverines, caribou and mongeese. Hey, Subby gets a chance to use the rare 'Weird' tag  (vice.com) (8)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine If you're in the Phillippines, do NOT put on your robe and wizard hat  (abs-cbnnews.com) (31)

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