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Headlines matching 'handcuffs'
Thu May 17, 2012
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(WVUE) Scary "Police search for three armed men in home invasion." STANDARD HANDCUFFS WON'T WORK, PEOPLE  (fox8live.com) (34)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Duluth News Tribune) Asinine Here's what will NOT get you fired from the Fargo, N.D., Police Department: a) Having sex with a teenager in your squad car, and b) leaving your squad car unlocked, allowing a thief to steal handcuffs, Taser, ammo and bulletproof vest  (duluthnewstribune.com) (90)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass The old "pull your girlfriend's shirt down and blame it on the deputy" trick never seems to work  (thenewsstar.com) (59)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Make sure front license plate is securely affixed to your vehicle before driving around with gloves, ski masks, police scanners, handcuffs, hypodermic needles, blank copies of D.O.T. registration forms,front and back copies of $100 bills  (mega949.com) (45)


Thu March 08, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Florida finally does something about a huge problem plaguing society. No, not prescription drug abuse. Imprisoned pregnant women in labor making a break for it  (mysuncoast.com) (23)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Drunk and beating the crap out of a cockatoo in public is no way to spend your golden years  (palmbeachpost.com) (24)


Tue February 28, 2012
(Daily Mail) Weird Even Albuquerque PD aren't immune to true love; delay hauling him in for a parole violation long enough to let him get married at a Chevron station  (dailymail.co.uk) (22)


Thu February 23, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida New South Florida sideshow includes man who uses head as battering ram. They call him "Numbskull." He also bites cops' ears  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (13)


Fri February 10, 2012
(NBC 10) Amusing Fan of British sitcom "Red Dwarf" escapes Philadelphia Police custody. Last seen wearing handcuffs and green jumpsuit. Answers to "Smeghead"  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (89)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Man found passed out in SUV urinates on Chicago police station floor, insists his air piano performance sounded awesome. The percussive handcuffs really killed it  (chicagotribune.com) (11)
(Kitsap Sun) Dumbass Drunk 21 year old enters wrong apartment, climbs into bed with 80 year old woman. He told police nothing happened, at least nothing he wanted to admit  (kitsapsun.com) (35)

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