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Headlines matching 'hammer'
Fri January 27, 2012
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(wptv.com) Florida "Your honor, I accidentally beat my wife with a hammer. Then I accidentally doused her with gasoline.... and then I accidentally tossed a lit candle at her"  (wptv.com) (52)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting Armie Hammer busted for pot possession. Navie Screwdriver and Coast Gard Wrench look around nervously  (reuters.com) (36)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Hammer) Florida Stop. Hammer Time  (wtsp.com) (24)


Sun January 15, 2012
(MTV) Amusing Who will Ricky Gervais hammer? Who will he spare? Find out in your official Golden Globes discussion thread (Live, 8PM EST on NBC)  (mtv.com) (632)


Fri January 13, 2012
(WMCTV) Fail Memphis man ignores ages old rule, brings sledge hammer to gunfight  (wmctv.com) (40)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Followup White whale defends decision to kill hammerhead sharks  (sun-sentinel.com) (122)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Woman is upset by Judge Judy, so she does the only logical thing and assaults her domestic partner with a hammer  (palmbeachpost.com) (50)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Variety) Sad Hammer Films director Don Sharp dead at 90... until Christopher Lee brings him back to life  (variety.com) (8)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine SyFy may not show much Sci-Fi, but it makes $500 million a year thanks to Bonnie Hammer. Clearly they've monetized nerd rage  (nytimes.com) (168)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Pundit Kitchen) Strange Problem: people stealing hammers meant for breaking glass in the event of an accident. Solution: the buses in Heilongjiang, China are now equipped with emergency bricks  (news.icanhascheezburger.com) (28)


Thu December 01, 2011
(MacWorld) Cool Completing transition from "hot jogger chick with sledgehammer" to "bespectacled Orwellian overlord," Apple is expected to become the world's top PC maker in 2012  (macworld.com) (88)


Wed November 30, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Dumbass You know you're hammered when they give you a DUI and you're just the passenger  (twincities.com) (65)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Samsung redesigns the edges of its Galaxy Tab to escape the Apple banhammer  (v3.co.uk) (66)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Deadline) Followup The Immortals hammers the competition to take the box office with $33 million, and once again America proves its collective ignorance by making an Adam Sandler movie #2 with $27.5 million  (deadline.com) (88)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Breitbart.com) Silly Stop: #occupyhammertime   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (26)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary There's "lost it," and then there's "332 wounds inflicted with a metal bar, hammer, wrench, knife, rope and mannequin peg lost it"  (washingtonpost.com) (70)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Mediabistro) Strange When internet memes become reality: MC Hammer unveils his search engine. Algorithm: puffypants tacobell bankruptcy  (mediabistro.com) (51)
(Yahoo) Cool Carpenter is workmanlike against Rangers, hammers Texas in opener to give St. Louis a 1-0 lead in World Series  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Unlikely Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick were probably just farking with everybody, but Subby would help pay for them to make a show about "Liam Neeson with a child bride fighting vampires"  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (32)


Sun October 16, 2011
(SacBee) Obvious Cindy Sheehan, riding huge hammerhead catches massive air and does triple lindy over Occupy Sacramento  (sacbee.com) (190)

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