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295 headlines found matching 'ham'
Sun July 05, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton dominate his home track from the pole? Can Williams take the next step and take the top spot? Will Maldonado crash out this week? This is your Formula 1 British Grand Prix discussion thread at 7:30am ET on CNBC
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Sat July 04, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dudley Dudley endorses endorses Bernie Bernie Sanders Sanders over over New New Hampshire's Hampshire's own own Martin Martin O'Malley O'Malley
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(40)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Those are some mighty fine National Parks you have there America. It would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(170)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hawaii state rep, who goes around smashing homeless peoples' shopping carts with sledge hammer, gets beatdown from homeless guys he was harassing
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(234)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton steals his 40th base of the year... which is more than 15 MLB teams
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(16)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
And while they're in the neighborhood, ISIS picks a fight with Hamas
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(87)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol, when they do the Bristol Stomp. Hamilton... not so much
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(41)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Today in Harry Hamlin news...man, has Harry Hamlin ever been mentioned in a Fark headline? I'm sure Susan Dey has
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(37)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham on gay marriage: you'll get over it
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(81)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All you minions that just have enough money for your once a year staycation can rest now knowing the great Hamptons helicopter crisis is over ...for now
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(44)
 
(The Right Scoop)
 
 
 
How to turn the other cheek when someone who disagrees with spits on you. Oh.. and stay classy you two who did this to a priest at the gay marriage pride parade in NYC, you bring your cause shame
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(189)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Metro US)
 
 
 
British man wins Toe Wrestling Championship for 12th time. Here's the digital footage
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(5)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham's friends discuss his snowball's chance in hell of getting the 2016 nomination. "He's like Abraham Lincoln, growing up in a mobile home, which is what we think of as a log cabin around these parts"
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. brings the heat in charity softball game. FARK: Pitching at 90mph
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(21)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans have blocked research into gun violence because it may finally hammer home the need for swift gun control regulations and the fact white supremacist christian terrorists with guns are deadly
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(380)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Hot dog, hamburger buns recalled because terrycloth gloves contain too much fiber
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(6)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Helpful map shows you how many of your neighbors need to be shamed into slavish obedience to the two-party system
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(144)
 


Fri June 26, 2015
(This Is Local London)
 
 
 
If you left 26 laundry bags filled with cannabis, the Twickenham police would like a word with you, and a lot of Doritos
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(8)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP presidential hopefuls Lindsey Graham and Marco Rubio (R-FL) introduce bill to ban online casino gambling. Sheldon Adelson (R-Macau/Las Vegas) seen nodding in approval
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Batman: Arkham Knight" pulled from Steam because it's a craptastic console port
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(124)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Worldwide climate change will result in smaller loaves of bread. Sadly, if we didn't make such big ham sandwiches in 1974, Mama Cass might still be with us
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Worst seeded team to make an NCAA Championship game goes ahead and wins the whole thing
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(44)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
WHO will be the new X-Division Champion? CAN Sexy Star survive a vengeful Super Fly? WILL CHAOS REIGN over the Bullet Club? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread, beginning with NXT, Lucha Underground, AND Ring of Honor at 8pm ET
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(461)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Bernanke says he is appalled at the decision to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill. Meanwhile, the average American still asks: "Who was Alexander Hamilton?"
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(69)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain facing 'Little Ice Age" of the sort that led to the River Thames freezing 300 years ago. Try to keep a stiff upper lip, old bean (not safe for work images in preview bar)
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(119)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In an effort to help women of all shapes and sizes find workout gear that fits and looks great, one clothing company has replaced size numbers with flower names to help end the notion of size shaming
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(101)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump comes in 2nd place in New Hampshire poll. DONALD TRUMP
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Chron)
 
 
 
Darryl Hamilton, former player turned MLB Network broadcaster, shot and killed in apparent murder-suicide; 13-month old son found unharmed in home
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pastor steps down from Florida megachurch after admitting an affair. Is it Monday already? (Bonus: Billy Graham's grandson)
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(97)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Farkface von Clownstick says Canned Ham "Doesn't have a clue" still thinks Romneybot won in 2012. Get all that?
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(40)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Hit one overpass without stopping, shame on you. Hit two overpasses without stopping, um, wha... what are you doing? Hit three overpaSTOP THE DAMN SEMI ALREADY
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Sun June 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Because nothing says Father's Day like ripping your children's mother. Charlie Sheen slams Denise Richards as a 'washed up piglet' and 'shame pile'
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(60)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's the final round at Chambers Bay for the US Open Golf Championship. Can Jason stay on his feet for 18 more incredible holes? Will Jordan complete one half of the Slam? Will DJ melt down? Who the heck is Mark Grace? Fox coverage begins at 2:00 EDT
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Sat June 20, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's moving day at Chambers Bay for the US Open Golf Championship. Jordan Spieth and Patrick Reed show the way at 5 under. Fox coverage begins at 1:00 EDT
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(149)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary: and those are my sincere and honest fully market-tested populist progressive talking points. Now then, Chauncey - off to the Hamptons. We've two fundraisers, some riding to hounds, then another fundraiser before the Goldman Sachs soiree
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Fri June 19, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods tumbles down the leaderboard, course at the US Open at Chamber's Bay
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(39)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 138, Ken Shamrock vs Kimbo Slice in the freakshow battle of the has-been vs the never-was. The rest of the main card has legit fights, though. Prelims stream at 6:45 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET
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(178)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's giant panda, Tian Tian falling out of her hammock at the Edinburgh Zoo
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(15)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham tries to put out a fire with the first liquid at hand. The results are pretty much what you expect
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(138)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"SAVE ALEXANDER HAMILTON" I mean, we don't want to take a shot at the guy, right?
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(133)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(US Open)
 
 
 
It's round 1 of the US Open Golf Championship at Chambers Bay and everyone is wondering what clubs to use for this goat ranch. FOX Sports1 coverage begins at 12 PM EDT
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(273)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
How low can you go? Female limbo champion makes a complete pass underneath a car (w/video)
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(16)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Marijuana is legal, thus allowed on the grounds at the U.S. Open in Tacoma at Chambers Bay. Don't try to bring a water bottle in though, you'll have to throw that away
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(46)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Mundo dethrone Prince Puma? WILL Samoa Joe kill Kevin Owens? WHEN has a championship contract signing ever been uneventful? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" thread, beginning with Lucha Underground, NXT, AND Ring of Honor at 8pm ET
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(289)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Let's give it up for your 2015 Stanley Cup Champions, the Chicago Bears
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: Competitors put best foot forward for toe wrestling championship
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(4)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Move over Iowa, Bernie Sanders is 10 points behind Clinton in New Hampshire
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(166)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
What would you consider to be the most American foods? Subby is saying the good ol' hamburger. Discuss to your right
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(33)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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Mon June 15, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says there is nothing wrong with being single, but where did you get that dress, it's awful. And those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez
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(90)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lock the doors. Pull down the shades. Farrah Abraham is back on the market
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(50)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 188: Heavyweight champ Cain Velasquez returns after a long injury layoff to unify the title against interim champ Fabricio Werdum. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, prelims on FX at 8 PM ET, main card on PPV at 10 PM ET
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(290)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Continuing the GOP outreach to women and minorities, Republican presidential candidate Lindsey Graham characterized as "a bro with no ho"
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Thu June 11, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
The Vietnam Memorial is a black slab of shame built by godless communists who want to portray war as something bad rather than the actualization of the almighty Lord's plan to bring capitalism to the savages
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Former NWA Champion "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is dead at age 69, will now forever wine and dine with kings and queens, no longer sleep in alleys and eat pork and beans
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Wed June 10, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
It may only be June, but the 2015 college football bowl projections have been released. Come for the Arizona Bowl, stay to see who will be in the National Championship game
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(24)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Here's a reality show idea: A competition to see who gets to be in President Lindsey Graham's harem of "rotating first ladies"
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(95)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham: Wells Fargo supports gay people, so I'm moving my church's money to BB&T bank. Internet: Oh, you mean the guys that sponsor the Miami Pride Parade? Go right ahead then
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(92)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Oh the hamanity
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(14)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn: "Banning guns to fight crime is like banning forks to fight obesity. It's well known that the greatest defense against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back"
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(351)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
In order for Hillary Clinton to successfully champion voting rights, she needs to stop antagonizing Republicans
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(63)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
While you're eating cold peas out of a can, Hamptonites are complaining about their neighbors' mansion size
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sam Brownback to Kansas Supreme Court: "Nice judiciary you've got here, it'd be a shame if something happened to it"
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(153)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: You know, before I was First Lady, I was taking sniper fire while serving up McDonald's in Bosnia before the fall of Communism and, well, I just wanna be your champion. I know what it's like behind the fryer
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(171)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Hammond & May to turn down a lot of money from the BBC to make even more money with Clarkson on Netflix
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(46)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(NBA)
 
 
 
Will the Cavs have anything left? Will Golden State cruise? Can LeBron will an entire team to a championship? Find out tonight on game two of the NBA Finals at 8pm ET on ABC
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(577)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Hamilton bounce back after his crew denied him a Monaco win? Can Rosberg make it 3 in a row and take the championship lead? Does Kimi Raikkonen have enough to win? This is your Formula 1 Canadian Grand Prix discussion thread. 2 PM ET on NBC
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(245)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gilmore Girls reunion brings together Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel. Lots of hugs, laughs, very fast talking
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(79)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
The Krakow modern art museum is shocked that anyone can find an "art piece" of people playing naked tag inside of the gas chambers for an exhibit called "Poland - Israel - Germany: The Experience of Auschwitz" somehow offensive
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(52)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League final is here as Juventus and Barcelona play a winner takes all match in Berlin. The fun begins at 2:45 ET
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(390)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
The electric cars take to Red Square and the Kremlin. It is a three driver race for the championship in the Formula E inaugural season. This is the Formula E Moscow ePrix discussion thread at 10am EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(21)
 
(The Daily Chronic)
 
 
 
New Hampshire Senate kills pot decriminalization bill: "Do you want to be like Colorado? You have got to be kidding. That is not what New Hampshire family values are about"
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(134)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. You know the drill. Prepare for the shaming. Behold, the Fark Weird News Quiz is upon you
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three years ago, this kid was lured into a death chamber complete with his pre-dug grave and shot in the head by his in-laws. He lived. He set himself on fire today ... and lived again
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(93)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient drug cloud inhabiting the shambling corpse of Keith Richards says it's ready to record a new Rolling Stones album
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Couple bullied at school over their weight become bodybuilding champions. Take THAT, bullies (w/before and after pics)
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(206)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham; computer security expert
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(115)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Bristol and Sarah Palin hop aboard the clown car, blaming liberal media for focusing on Josh Duggar while ignoring Lena Dunham
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(290)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: "Don't vote for me if you're tired of endless war." Voters: Challenge accepted
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(179)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are the Pittsburgh Penguins for sale? The owners are considering it, but at least they won't become the Hamilton Penguins
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(25)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We all thought Hitler was teetotal - but someone just found the Führer's stash of brandy and champagne in the cellars of his new restaurant
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(68)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Godzilla given official citizenship by Japan - shame he's still not allowed into the US after that unsavory incident in 1998
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(89)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich. But even the most skillful attorney can't get one to indict a 33-year-old yoga teacher of drunkenly performing oral sex on a 15-year-old boy at a Bar Mitzvah party
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(141)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Hamas basically admits that they refuse to rebuild parts of Gaza and deliberately keep the residents there poor as an open air zoo for the world media, governments and leftist groups
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(383)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What wacky hijinks will Dean Ambrose be up to with the stolen belt? What will Hamlet Cena say while he makes sad faces? What will The New Day drink from their flutes? Tonight RAW IS OWENS (8:00 PM ET on USA Network/pre-show 7:30 PM )
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(1259)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Guy seeking to cash in on "Right-Wing Gullibility Syndrome" by announcing he was hosting a "freedom rally" with a "draw Mohammad contest" and then setting up a Gofundme asking for $10 mil to keep "his family safe" manages to raise..uh .300 bucks
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(105)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Current NBA Slam Dunk Champion can also dunk a football. Go long
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(7)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Ambrose and Rollins steal the show? HOW does Cena survive Kevin Owens? WILL Sheamus get his stupid mohawk stuck in the cage bars? From Corpus Christi, THIS is YOUR WWE Elimination Chamber Discussion Thread (8pm ET on WWE Network)
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(1366)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"As it turns out, both elephants and Joba Chamberlain never forget a friend" ... especially a 7-year-old Tigers fan
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(2)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
See the Fieri Hamster, whose bold, brash personality is annoying and "in your face"
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(28)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
Who is to blame for Florida State being so much better than Florida and Miami. Is it A) Jimbo Fisher, B) Will Muschamp or C) Nevin Shapiro?
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(12)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Oregonians again will compete in singles and doubles tournaments to earn a spot in the American Cornhole Organization's World Championships of Cornhole and the opportunity to be crowned the king or queen of cornhole. CORNHOLE
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(14)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Meet Margaret Hamilton, the badass '60s programmer who saved the moon landing
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(29)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Need to use the restroom at a Kansas Sonic Drive-In? Just step carefully around the cases of hamburger buns
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(24)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Armed bikers wearing "Fark Islam" t-shirts and holding cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed will protest religious terrorism at mosque
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(332)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
It's raining cats and dogs on I-95 in New Hampshire and that's not an euphemism
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you concerned that your number of sexual partners is unusually high? Or that the number is so low it's pathetic? Well, Slate presents the Sex Partner Calculator to tell you just how proud or shamed you should be
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(326)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The terrorists have won; no Muhammad drawings will be displayed on Washington buses or subways
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(464)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Season two of Gotham will have twice as much Harvey Dent
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam are co-champions of the Scripps National Spelling Bee after correctly spelling Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam
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(44)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A rookie pitcher hitting an opposite field home run? By the hammer of Thor
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(20)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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(265)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Chameleons once thought to be a single species turn out to be 11 different species. Let's tip our hats to the masters of disguise
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(8)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Spain's massive human tower competition puts the USC's cheer squad to shame
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(20)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham says he can tell Iran is lying about wanting a peace deal because he ran a pool room when he was a kid. Yes, that's what he actually said. No, this isn't from The Onion
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(104)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Ever want to see stop-motion fast-food hamburgers duke it out with a pile of nachos? Well, your time has come
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(12)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
University of Denver becomes first school west of the Appalachians to win NCAA lacrosse championship
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ken Ham has indisputable evidence that dinosaurs roamed with Adam and Eve
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(316)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Fool me once, then shame on you. Fool me twice, then shame on me. Fool a completely different team, then damitalltohell
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greece: "Hey, nice economy you have there, Europe. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it"
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(70)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Can the Canaries claw their way back into the Premier League, or will the Smoggies take the last promotion spot? It's Norwich City vs. Middlesborough in the Championship Play-Off Final, live from Wembley, 10am EDT, 1500 BST
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(53)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A brief history of the time, in puns. Yes, it's really bad. Really, really, bad. The author should be ashamed of himself
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last day of the Premier League season with the only things left to decide Europa League spot and the last relegation place. Can Southampton finish a magical season with a EL spot and will the Newcastle meltdown finish with them relegated
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(281)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
A great day of motorsports starts here. Will Rosberg go back to back or can Hamilton win from the pole? Has Maldonado learned how to drive or will he return to form? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBC
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(377)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sure, go toe to toe with a MIG a couple times and they call you "Maverick." But drive your trainer off the runway into San Diego Bay just once, and spend the rest of your life with people calling you "Shamu"
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(66)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gilda gets the brush-off, Gustav le Grand goes for the gusto, and the MMMM champion reigns undisputed for this week's episode "Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" on My Little Pony: FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(210)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NCAA concerned about yearly attendance declines for lacrosse Final Four weekend, despite increasing participation at youth level amongst various Baxters, Benedicts, and Hambletons
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(34)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Six out of eleven "Extra Virgin" olive oils tested don't meet standards, have apparently been seen hanging out with the Canola oils...and we all know how shameless Canadian oils are
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(93)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain presents ten rules for grilling a hamburger that won't suck. "Are you heaping your grill with coals and then dousing them with accelerants because a high flame somehow looks cool and makes your penis feel larger? Don't bother"
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(78)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
SNL's Darrell Hammond resurrects Colonel Sanders for new KFC ad campaign. No word if Burger King plans on hiring Colonel Angus for any steakburger ads
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Northwestern University AD says shame on us for the 'one-and-done' culture that the NCAA has
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(40)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"And now, kids, to teach you the value of life, I'll eat this hamster"
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House Majority Leader to Mitch McConnell: That's an awfully nice senate you got there, Mitch. Be a shame if we asked the NSA for some dirt on you. Maybe you should nip that in the bud now, before we make it your problem
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(30)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Premier League title is wrapped up, but the Champions League spots are clawing for position, and there's one more relegation spot open. Meanwhile the Championship playoff finals are already in action with Norwich facing Ipswich
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(498)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham does a cannonball into the already crowded pool of GOP presidential nominees with a resounding message of hope and optimism: "I am running because I think the world is falling apart,"
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(231)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"#droughtshaming is blowing up. And it's shoving another of California's problems - vast income inequality - into an uncomfortable spotlight"
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(174)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nazi hamsters, Allah kitten controversy & The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon. Wikipedia's list of deleted articles with freaky titles
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cross the road on a red light? That's hammer time
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(29)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. introduces 1000 calorie burger, with 64 grams of fat, that includes a hamburger patty, hot dog, cheese and potato chips. Which answers the question as to why there is no longer a Carl Senior
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(39)
 
(KIIS 101.1 (Australia)
 
 
 
Behold the power of this fully functional Social Network to shame a "creepy" dad taking picture in public of... himself?
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(154)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Autobahn driver snags a short video of the Chiron--the car that Bugatti will be releasing to succeed the Veyron. That sound you just heard was Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond and The Stig creaming their jeans
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(27)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"Following the glorious resurrection of the Nintendo World Championships, we thought it would be a good time to reminisce over the events of 25 years ago, when the original competition took place. My god, the HAIR and the CLOTHES"
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So a hamster had a tiny tiki party and DAWWWWWWWWWW
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(10)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Israel hawks: Hey Pope, that's a mighty fine Papacy you've got there. Be a real shame if someone went all Martin Luther on it again
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(120)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Six-year-old chess prodigy beats seven-time Norwegian champion
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(57)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
NYPD stops hammer time
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(131)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champion's League semi-finals wrap up as Bayern host Barcelona on Tuesday followed by Juventus at Madrid on Wednesday. All matches start at 2:45 ET
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(201)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mohammed-drawing contest winner now faces fatwa from ISIS, al-Qaeda, al-Shabaab, and the Southern Poverty Law Center
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(162)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD looking for man who went clubbing with his hammer pants
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(26)
 
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
"Students at Birmingham City University in the UK have created a cane that recognises familiar faces and vibrates to let its blind owner know that they're near people they know"
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(10)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Uber wealthy people up in arms as new helicopter rules limit access their access to the Hamptons
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(61)
 
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Hipster-shaming in Portland: "Yes, I saw you throw your trash on the ground. I'm sure you thought some plebeian would pick it up. I was disgusted by your laziness and entitlement. BTW the trashy Stevie Nicks wannabe outfit is pretty tired"
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(60)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man suffers injuries, shame after moped accident
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(29)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods has to go dick out at the Players Championship
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(83)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most Fark ready headline EVAR... "Graham: GOP 'getting creamed with non-white voters.... we've got a big hole we've dug with Hispanics"
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(145)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chris Hemsworth shows off his mighty hammer in the red band trailer for Vacation. Not safe for work
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(180)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."'Tis the DoJ," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--Only this and nothing more"
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(56)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Pundit Arena)
 
 
 
"Floyd Mayweather will never achieve the level of public adoration that the likes of Muhammed Ali or Sugar Ray Leonard now hold. But in truth, much of that was by his design" (long read)
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(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz blames Obama for not using his time machine to prevent Mohammed cartoon contest shooting
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(114)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
McDonald's introduces the new Hamburglar. You'd let him burgle you. You'd let him burgle you so hard
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(184)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, four-time Super Bowl champion*
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(423)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Semi-Finals begin Tuesday as Juventus host title holders Real Madrid, and continue Wednesday as Bayern Munich head to Barcelona. Both matches at 2:45 ET
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(176)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When even Laura Ingraham thinks you've gone too far, you've gone too far
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(160)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham would like you to know that using the word "al" in the Middle East is codeword for terrorism. Also the following terror words "el", "il", "le", "la", "o" and "Alabama" to be considered
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(103)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo writer on Pamela Geller's "draw Mohammad" contest: Ils ne sont pas Charle Hebdo
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(449)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Quantum computers will put your awesome laptop to shame, and Subby wants one real soon
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(70)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS claims responsibility for the Texas shootings that occurred at the Mohammed Cartoon Contest; also take responsibility for Kurt Cobain's death, Amelia Earhart's disappearance, and Hurricane Andrew
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(161)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Texas event promising to award $10k for the best cartoon of the Prophet Mohammed has ended in the way organizers presumably wanted
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(1238)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sales of $100 million homes rise to a new record. Properties include a mansion in East Hampton, NY, an estate in Greenwich, Conn., a two bedroom fixer-upper in Chatsworth, California
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(19)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Man owes New Hampshire $9,000 rescue costs because he wasn't in good enough condition to hike the White Mountains
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(77)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As David Beckham celebrates turning 40, the How-Old robot says he's been looking younger as he gets older
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(15)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't be too proud of this technological communications infrastructure you've constructed. The ability to use a cell phone is insignificant next to the power of ham radio
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(153)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Green Party champions three-person marriages before every other political party tries to claim the issue
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(47)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Walking in the woods is good for your health. Unless you're Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, or the Sheriff of Nottingham
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(26)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
The price of shame? Approximately $8,000/month for using AOL dial-up
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British music festivals under attack. With helpful photo of a shameful act of health & sobriety
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(11)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Rescuers hunt for lost fisherman Ron Ingraham just months after miraculously finding lost fisherman Ron Ingraham
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(42)
 
(The Hofstra Chronicle)
 
 
 
Public Safety responded to the room, entered and found three students, a bong and a hamster
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Was Josh Hamilton the worst free-agent signing in baseball history? Perhaps, and check out the list of other players who did not do so great after signing big contracts
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(71)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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(105)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton takes responsibility for his relapse. Just kidding, he blames the Angels and his wife, claiming he "chased the money" and never wanted to leave Texas
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(53)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Auto dealership has sold Floyd Mayweather over 100 cars over 18 years, including 16 Rolls-Royces. "The champ pays in cash - sometimes duffel bags full of it"
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember Floyd Mayweather's claim that he is the greatest fighter who ever lived? Well, Muhammad Ali has responded. Like a champ
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(61)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Latin Post)
 
 
 
It is a new day, NEW DAY, yet John Cena is still our fighting champ. After taking a brilliant diamond cutter, how will Randy Orton get Payback (and somehow let Roman join the party)? Dolph Ziggler is now owed one, tonight on Raw 8pm ET USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1093)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snooker should not be an Olympic sport, says five-time world snooker champion
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(28)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"The media's ignorance when it comes to how conservatives and Christians view everything, including gays, is an obvious byproduct of bigotry, ignorance, and an insulated echo chamber"
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(384)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
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(139)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond confirms he's quitting Top Gear
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(64)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking and hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan and put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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(174)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton just became Angel dust
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(23)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been seven whole days since you got angry and felt ashamed. Which means it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz once again
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(30)
 
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Puppy sets fire to house, killing hamster and parrot, poses for "I've seen some shiat" picture
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(66)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Forget about Iowa, don't worry about New Hampshire. The real GOP primary, in which candidates vie for cash from a handful of extremely rich donors, is almost over
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(75)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl Champs met with the President at the White House with one notable absence: Tom Brady. President said to be deflated by missing a chance to meet the greatest Quarterback of all time
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(39)
 
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists have determined that there's not one, but two, TWO huge magma chambers laying in wait beneath Yellowstone
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(86)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Franklin Graham obsessed over fictional character. Also angry they made Iceman gay
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(51)
 
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's van clocked at 92 mph on New Hampshire highway. Which isn't unusual for most vehicles, at least the ones that are headed out of New Hampshire
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Hamilton, recovering from surgery, to report to Angels extended spring training. Which is not to be confused with the Brewers extended spring training, otherwise known as the regular season
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(35)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European Commission charges Gazprom with abusing dominant market position in Central and Eastern European gas markets. Gazprom praises Central and Eastern European countries, notes it would be a shame if someone were to invade them
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(27)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League quarter finals wrap up as Bayern face Porto at home while PSG comes to Barca on Tuesday, followed by Monaco vs Juve, and the Madrid Derby on Wednesday. All matches start at 2:45
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(228)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget about the greasy breakfast or taking extra vitamins, according to the ancient Egyptians, the next time you have a hangover you should string the leaves of the shrub Alexandrian chamaedaphne around your neck
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(11)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NASCAR champion Kevin Harvick visits the White House. No word on whether Joe Biden insisted on racing his Trans Am against the #4 in the Rose Garden
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(7)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
News: Abraham Lincoln misquoted again on Ohio state capitol building. Fark: It was deliberate
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(15)
 
(American Kennel Club)
 
 
 
Trick Dog Champion and AKC Master Agility Champion goes into detail on how to teach your dog the sport of skateboarding
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(10)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
What does 170-year-old champagne from a shipwreck taste like? I'm going with salty
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(32)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's Hammer "Galaxy Quest" TV show in the works
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(87)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Rich dude: "I know I killed a guy, your honor, but I've got a vacation to the Bahamas coming up. Can I go? I'll totally come back." Judge: "I trust you"
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(222)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone in Peckham, England, forgot their toast Taj Mahal in the street this morning (pics)
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(18)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
High winds are expected in Ohio, even though all the presidential candidates are in New Hampshire
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So far behind the pack of GOP presidential hopefuls that Hillary could likely beat him in a GOP primary, Sen. Lindsey Graham turns up the Pander to 11, saying he is so pro-Israel, he'd assemble an "all-Jewish" Cabinet as president
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather has arrogantly gone where no fighter should - questioning the legacy of Muhammad Ali
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(59)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
Potential farkette with a BAC of .447 goes out on top as a champion
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(120)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Senator, gentleman and fainting-couch afficionado Lindsey Graham would like to be your perpetually terrified commander in chief
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(113)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill sensed a great evil in the Darth Abrams, but eventually came to believe there was still good in him
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(122)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
NASA: "What a nice little Mars mission you have there. [cracks knuckles] Be a shame if anything happened to it"
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(36)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg do more than just whine about Hamilton's success? Will Ferrari continue to challenge Mercedes? Can Maldonado defy expectations by continuing to finish? This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain discussion thread at 11am ET on CNBC
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(164)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The most exciting amazing finish to a golf championship playoff you're going to see in a damn long time. Difficultly: LPGA
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(23)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Can you really be called a 'Tree Ninja' if police catch you trying to chop a tree down with a hammer?
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(32)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Even Lindsey Graham is rolling his eyes at some of the crap coming out of Ted Cruz's mouth. "Well, we tried that once in South Carolina. I wouldn't go down that road again"
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(98)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
"Missile parts." "Those aren't mine." "One invoice: 'missile parts, Best Korea' signed by Ayatollah Khameini" "I don't even know what this is" "One handwritten note: 'Thanks for order. Enjoy your ballistic missile parts. PS, burn this note. -K-JU'"
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(63)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Have you read Hamlet? No? Okay, well here it goes...my father was murdered when I was young, and through a string of eerie coincidences I learned my uncle probably murdered him. Should I stage a fake play to get my uncle to confess?"
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The champion of women's right's foundation accepted money last year from nations noted for their defense of women's rights that included Saudi Arabia, U.A.E., and Oman. This year they didn't make the list
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
23-year-old sports fans in Washington D.C. have never witnessed the home team win a championship in any of the four major sports. Somewhere in Boston a 2-month-old baby nods his head in solidarity
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(53)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
F1 2015 game preview: Racing is great, plus you don't have to listen to Lewis Hamilton talk
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(16)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League soccer returns with the first quarter-final matches as Juve host Monaco and the Madrids reenact last year's final on Tuesday, followed by Porto vs Bayern and Barca at PSG on Wednesday. All matches start at 2:45 ET
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(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats to all 50 governors: "Those are some mighty fine states you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them because you wouldn't listen to the EPA and now your states look like something out of a Dickens novel"
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(180)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
In only their second home game of the season, the Red Sox already have one miracle win under their belts (with bonus picture of David Oritz's best "have him bathed and brought to my chamber" moment)
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to remain cool as a cucumber as a Buckingham Palace guard after falling on your arse in front of hundreds of tourists
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(57)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Today's free Hamptons real estate advice: "Why buy a $30 million home when you can spend 30 summers there for $1 million a year?"
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(48)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
An archaeological dig has discovered that Canada's parliament buildings were built on top of a dump full of wine bottles, beer bottles, champagne bottles, tumblers and glasses. That sounds about right
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(24)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to be part of a group that lights your pants on fire if you don't memorize MC Hammer lyrics?
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(16)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: That's a nice National Park system you have there, America. Would be a shame if we privatized it all and sold it to the lowest bidder
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(189)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia to anti-vax parents: Nice welfare checks you have there. It sure would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(329)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dear Matt O'Connor: THANK YOU. Sincerely, the National Champion Providence College Friars and this submitter
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(26)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Comedian is sentenced for conning the Birmingham City Council into investing more than $18,000 into a bogus mentoring program for students called Class Clowns. That's the joke
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(14)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The week is almost over, let's finish strong so we can spend the weekend holding down a hammock. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The next time you visit Gloucestershire, don't forget to hike up Leckhampton Hill and check out the giant stone penis
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(19)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
A must-see, game of the year match between the defending champs and an upstart team in a rebuild year with a playoff berth in the balance and Luongo looks to get revenge on the Bruins, plus nine other games on tap tonight. Action starts @ 7:00pm EDT
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(280)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One does not simply drive the M25 into Cobham
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(19)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Mecham, You were my favorite high school teacher when I graduated 38 years ago. Please accept this thank you note. And a $10,000 check
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(39)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
If you're going to attack a mailman to try to steal a package, make sure the mailman isn't an ex-boxing champ who won the British welterweight title in 2007
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas man who had lifetime of free buffet meals taken away from him commits suicide, says he couldn't live without those tiny ham cubes
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(120)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Division I basketball championship game between the Badgers of Wisconsin and the Suckers of Duke. Tip-off is at... Holy Fark, 9:18 pm Eastern. Come on, these kids have class in the morning
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(837)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What do the Spurs need to do to win the Championship this year? Nothing differently than they've been doing all along
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(16)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Can we ever end the tyranny of the Easter ham?"
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(41)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round six of the Formula E championship as they take to the track at Long Beach. The high pitched whine, the car changes, the clownshoes. Coverage starts at 6:30pm EDT on Fox Sports One unless they decide to bump it for curling
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(42)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
And now they're throwing Vaseline around in Maine. New Hampshire, New Brunswick and Quebec back away awkwardly
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Dakota lawmakers vote 2-1 against providing any legal protections to their state's LGBT population, so the Fargo, ND newspaper decided to name and shame all of them
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(100)
 
(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
28 time world gurning champion dead at 67. With helpful pic of what gurning is
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(38)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Insane religious group tries to shame women who gave birth via c-section, because the only scars Jesus likes are episiotomy scars, or something equally as stupid
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(109)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Jewish Federation gives out hams for Easter. There are at least two bewildering things about that headline
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(49)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Nearly all new champions, a resurrected Deadman, and Ronda Rousey's over 9000. The Rollins era begins tonight on WWE Raw: Smark Christmas edition (8pm EDT USA/9.99/Pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(2188)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Malls across new Hampshire hosted a special event for special-needs children in an effort to provide seasonal trauma for all
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(50)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods drops out of top 100 for first time in 18 years, said to be crying hot tears of shame while lying on a pile of money and Denny's waitresses
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(36)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Humpy Koneru moves into the Women's World Chess Championship quarter finals, because Fark never has enough news about chess, or Humpy Koneru
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(12)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frat boy pulls an Ozzy Osbourne, with a hamster. At least he didn't pull a Richard Gere
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(58)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
The co-hosts of the 2015 Cricket World Cup meet in a final that many expected. The 4-time champs Australia host final newbies New Zealand at the famous MCG beginning at 11:30 pm EDT/2:30 pm Melbourne time
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(81)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Aaron Schock bids farewell to Congress, just like Abraham Lincoln, his brother from another mother, did so long ago
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(37)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Virginia crowns new hide-and-seek champion
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When it's okay to compare Jews to dogs: A) Never. B) Seriously, Never. What the hell is wrong with you? C) You're Lena Dunham and have no one in your life who says "no" to you
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Rangers hammer Hamburglar, kill off 6 of 6 penalties and become the first team to claim a place in this year's Stanley Cup playoffs. Not bad for one night
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(74)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Nippon Ham Fighters of Japan unable to fight the $350,000 in damages that a judge ordered them to pay to a woman that was hit by a foul ball. In other news, what is a Ham Fighter?
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(41)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you want to see climate change change with the next president, you'd have to vote for...what? Lindsey Graham?
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(45)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
**Bulletin**. Accused murderer escapes psychiatric hospital, last seen heading for Gotham
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(12)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Not news: Judge orders destruction of seized cocaine. Fark: he orders police to leave it in his chambers so he can personally destroy it one line at a time
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(38)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jon Hamm completes rehab for alcohol abuse, plans to also try to kick cigarettes, sex with random women, and other bad habits picked up from Don Draper
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(58)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
BBC: Richard Hammond and James May will be expected to go ahead with Top Gear shows this year even if Jeremy Clarkson is sacked this week
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(121)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wichita State shocks Kansas, becomes state champs of the Sunflower State
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(77)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This week's edition of unnecessary reboots features The Transporter, because we all know how Jason Statham has totally fallen off the map so yeah let's just go ahead and remake this one without him
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(15)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Logan Stieber becomes the fourth wrestler in NCAA history to win four national championships, leads Ohio State to its first team national championship. But he didn't do it with a broken freakin' neck
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(16)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you robbed our salon. But did you also have to break into our outdoor kitchen area and grill up all our hamburger and sausages and drink all our beer and cognac?
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(29)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Firefighters battling extra alarm fire at fire extinguisher factory hampered by a poor water supply
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New campaign wants to replace the portrait of Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with a woman. The campaign would probably be more popular if they tried to replace Alexander Hamilton on the $10. No one remembers who he is
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(101)
 
(The Vine (Australia))
 
 
 
Finally, you can stop draping yourself with chameleons as scientists invent suit that lets you blend into the background
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(10)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
WILL the Hamburglar make the Bruins look like clowns? CAN the Habs weather the Hurricanes? HOW will Philly fare against the Flames? Your NHL Thursday night sports thread starts... right now
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(171)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the American cheese slices and the block of cheddar. It's time for something with a lot more character. That's right, this thread is cheese-shaming you
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(217)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which #12 will beat a #5? Will 'upsetting' a favorite be changed to 'Hamptoning' an opponent? Will your bracket be in flames by 1:30? March Madness begins at 12:15pm EDT on CBS, TNT, TBS, & TruTV
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(1133)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Hampton basketball coach calls Jesus for advice on playing Kentucky in the first round. Jesus: "Sorry man, I'm about to drive into a tunnel..."
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(12)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Maier's glove, used during the 1996 American League Championship, brings in $22,000 at auction. Nice catch
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(4)
 
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
What to wear when playing profession basketball in Iraq? Former Ole Miss star Marshall Henderson makes an interesting choice, a bold USA T-shirt which read: Back to Back World War Champs. Keep being you Marshall
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(30)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 wraps up as Monaco hosts Arsenal, and Atletico takes on Leverkusen on Tuesday, with Barcelona vs City, and Juventus at Dortmund on Wednesday. All matches 3:45 ET
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(258)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Wham sauced (skip ahead to 1:10)
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(30)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today: what exactly is a shamrock? Experts: shut up and drink more Guinness
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The world uses Celsius because they are sheep, incapable of free thought. Also, Celsius is impersonal and easy. The U.S. alone champions the human condition and correctly uses Fahrenheit because it is based on comfort relative to the environment
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(170)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The weird things for sale on Taobao - China's version of eBay - include a David Bickham sex doll, an imaginary girlfriend, and a live fox for £313
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(7)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Are you sick of plastic shamrocks, gimmicky green beer and the pasty Irish farting corned beef and cabbage? Come to the West Coast, as Los Angeles hardly has a St. Patrick's Day scene. (Cinco de Mayo makes up for the missing booze and farts quota)
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(31)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
British people don't know how to make tea, says top scientist: "The way Brits make tea, it's like using a laptop to hammer a nail into a wall. Yes it will do the job, but it can do so much more"
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(144)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As the Barclay's Premier League winds down, the battles for the Champion's League spots and the relegation fight are in full swing. Liverpool wants to overtake Man U, Arsenal is hoping to keep form, and Tottenham hope to score upsets
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(556)
 
(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Great footage of Northampton bus station demolition captured by drone camera
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(9)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 20 most over-rated actors are living on reputations no longer deserved. It's a pretty complete list. So, let the naming, shaming and blaming begin
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(143)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye, a half court buzzer beater to win the state championship
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(13)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Getting an elaborate tattoo to commemorate your favorite team's championship? It's probably best to wait until they've officially won
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(26)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Britain, be sure to visit the small Nottinghamshire town of Beeston. Odds are you'll be glad you did
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: As President I would use the military to force Congress to reverse military budget cuts. There is a joke somewhere in there
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(142)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League continues with the second round of R16 matches beginning on Tuesday with Porto v Basel, and Madrid v Schalke, and on Wednesday with Chelsea v PSG, and Bayern v Donetsk. All matches at 2:45
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(397)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
50 shades of ugly-assed chameleons hatch at Australia's Taronga Zoo
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(29)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The following NFL jerseys are now worthless: Graham - Saints, Gore - 49ers, Bradford - Rams, Foles - Eagles, T. Smith - Ravens, Ngata - Ravens, J. Thomas - Broncos, Cole - Eagles, Revis - Patriots, Manziel - Browns
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(245)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Previously denied secret deal made with key witness in Willingham murder trial now fully exposed, leading to prosecutor facing formal misconduct charges. Exoneration highly likely for convicted Texan, if they hadn't already executed him. Awkward
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(399)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona is home of the Grand Canyon, the Sonoran Desert, and the 2015 World Sign Spinning Champion. "It took plenty of signs to the face, but I've learned to not do that anymore"
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(77)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff's mansion on sale for $2.3 million. It comes with large outdoor pool, wet bar, sunken living room with carpet especially made for eating hamburgers off the floor
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(14)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(National Review)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham (R-Stoneage): "You can have every email I've ever sent - I've never sent one"
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(165)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heavyweight fighter Joe Bugner, the only man in history to go the distance with both Ali and Frazier, reveals what it was like to punch Muhammad Ali in the face 40 years ago
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(12)
 

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