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Headlines matching 'halloween'
Sun January 08, 2012
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(Telegraph) Interesting ...and then Helena Bonham Carter jumped out of the cake nude  (telegraph.co.uk) (98)


Fri December 30, 2011
(clatl.com) Amusing "CL's round-up of readers' Halloween costumes warmed your hearts. And, for some odd reason, landed on Fark's homepage three weeks later." Thank John Fitzgerald Page, but he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes (Item #2)  (clatl.com) (0)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Doctor Who fans behave, look exactly as you would expect them to  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)


Fri December 09, 2011
(miami new times) Florida Dressing up at work on Halloween as Dr. Harry Beaver, gynecologist is a funny idea ... unless you work as a police officer in a public high school  (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) (45)


Thu December 08, 2011
(SlashFilm) Obvious Lionsgate executive hints that the Saw series will continue for as long as moviegoers are stupid enough to keep shelling out money to see the same damn movie again and again and again and again and again and again  (slashfilm.com) (29)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Some Jolly Old Elf) Photoshop Halloween is barely over, Thanksgiving isn't here yet and stores are putting out Christmas decorations already. Photoshop the results of two holidays being combined into one. LGT example  (thisiskristin.com) (24)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Buffalo News) Followup Outrage over foreclosure firm's Halloween party gives 90 employees something to have in common with their former clientele  (buffalonews.com) (107)


Mon November 14, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool New stills for Pixar's Brave reveal the Halloween and cosplay costumes you'll be seeing for the next five years  (iheartchaos.com) (45)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Metronews.ca) Amusing Ever tried not giving neighborhood kids treats on Halloween? This is what happened to a guy who wasn't home  (metronews.ca) (131)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick Tootsie Rolls, a Blow Pop, Nerds, a fetus, Goobers, wait what?  (wsbtv.com) (31)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Scary Man stabs woman multiple times over Halloween candy. He was *not* a jolly rancher  (suntimes.com) (40)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Interesting Five nerds charged in candy stealing spree. They thought they could make a fast break, but police are reserving a special dark place for them in jail  (ajc.com) (36)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing What happens when parents tell their kids that mommy and daddy ate all of their halloween candy? HILARITY, that's what (video goodness)   (ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com) (56)
(The Consumerist) Stupid Stores take early merchandising of Christmas to the next level with the rolling out of belated Xmas cards just after Halloween  (consumerist.com) (71)


Wed November 02, 2011
(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Man tricks his girlfriend into believing he'd been kidnapped by men in skeleton masks on Halloween, gets treated to jail cell and multiple criminal charges for tampering with evidence and drug possession  (helenair.com) (13)
(FITSnews) Amusing "That post got picked up by Fark.com - which promptly sent about half a million hits to our website. Thanks, dudes." You're welcome... I guess. (contains possibly not-safe-for-work pics of slutty Halloween costume)  (fitsnews.com) (1)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Man in Halloween mask scares girlfriend. Still not news: her dog attacks him: Still not news: he understands the dog reacted normally. Fark: he wants dog put down  (courierpress.com) (131)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Terra Nova's ratings are dropping like a planet-killing asteroid  (insidetv.ew.com) (142)
(WWL) Scary Halloween in New Orleans: "Trick or Treat" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM  (wwl.com) (170)
(AZCentral) Asinine For Halloween, did you hand out: A) Chocolates? B) Candies? C) Comic book-style pamphlets about fearing God in which three children die, one by hanging himself?  (azcentral.com) (267)
(LA Times) Ironic Ad: "For the last week in October, the Magic Castle will be ON FIRE with the spirit of Halloween" Fark: Magic Castle is ON FIRE with real flames on Halloween day  (latimes.com) (29)
(YouTube) Amusing Channel 7 reporter covers her final Halloween assignment  (youtube.com) (14)
(KTLA) Sad Marathon runner falls over dead just short of the finish line. Nobody likes a quitter  (ktla.com) (28)


Mon October 31, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida "Two men dressed as the undead were arrested on charges of assaulting the living." Bonus: At a nudist camp. Extra bonus: What a nekked zombie's mug shot looks like  (tampabay.com) (13)
(The Superficial) Cool For Halloween, Ice-T is Hannibal Lecter and his wife Coco is HOT (borderline not-safe-for-work)   (thesuperficial.com) (38)
(Salon) Fail Adults ruined Halloween. Here comes the math and science to prove it  (salon.com) (92)
(Guardian) Asinine Psychic "too busy" to claim million dollar prize. Who knew?  (guardian.co.uk) (494)
(YouTube) Video It's just not Halloween until you see zombies dancing to 'Thriller' on the deck of a battleship. (video)  (youtube.com) (28)
(Boing Boing) Amusing Your 2011 candy hierarchy to the left, arguments over whether Hershey makes tile grout to the right  (boingboing.net) (164)
(Some Guy) Cool Slutty Sailor, ✔. Slutty Nurse, ✔. Slutty Ninja Turtle, ✔. Slutty Slut, ✔. Your official Hookerwe'en thread (Link has NSFW pics, presume thread is NSFW)  (fitsnews.com) (926)
(With Leather) Obvious NFL cheerleaders are pretty good at the whole Halloween costume thing  (withleather.uproxx.com) (50)
(I-Mockery) Cool I-Mockery's in-depth guide to the Halloween candies of 2011  (i-mockery.com) (31)
(Fark) FarkBlog Happy Halloween from Drew - and some scary new features  (fark.com) (516)
(Fark) Survey In observance of Halloween, what's the worst thing you ever got while trick-or-treating?  (fark.com) (343)
(Life.com) Spiffy Leave it to the bloody-minded folks who invented the guillotine to devise the world's sickest house of horror. That it was back in 1947 only adds to the stomach-churning Gallic goodness. Happy Halloween, y'all  (life.com) (33)
(Topless Robot) Cool Looking for something to watch tonight for Halloween but don't quite know what to see? Here's a list of 10 MST3K episodes that will satisfy your love of horror--and comedy  (toplessrobot.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Not news: Dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. News: Jennifer Love Hewitt and boyfriend dressing up as Brangelina for Halloween. (with amusing pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (25)
(Fark) Strange I heard some kid died last year because of the Annual Fark Spooky Story Halloween thread, and so we're not going to have one this year. So definitely don't post scary stories in this thread  (fark.com) (409)
(Daily Mail) Obvious The cast of 'Glee' dresses up for Halloween pretty much like you'd expect  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)
(Some Lileks) Amusing Disco? Check. CB Radios? Check. Pinky Toscadero? Check and Mate. James Lileks uncovers the most horrifying of 70s Halloween artifacts: "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special"  (lileks.com) (26)
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop challenge: Dress Drew up for Halloween  (images.google.com) (77)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Please push me down the stairs  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)
(People Magazine) Scary Kim Kardashian dresses as Poison Ivy for Halloween. That's appropriate, since Kim *can* leave you with a terrible itch  (people.com) (36)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Telegraph) Amusing Chocolate-covered Brussels sprouts and toffee onions: The British version of Halloween "treats"  (telegraph.co.uk) (67)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Heidi Klum wows Halloween party with full-body, see-through costume that shows off her slim good body, especially her spectacular glutes and abs  (dailymail.co.uk) (146)
(Some Snowman) Followup LIke Halloween and Christmas decorations, Snowmageddon coming earlier every year  (accuweather.com) (55)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Pumpkinhead Squirrel auditions to be FARK's official Halloween mascot  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)
(Washington Post) Interesting Obama gives more free handouts to people who didn't work for them  (washingtonpost.com) (159)
(The New York Times) Sick NY "foreclosure mill" tones down its Halloween celebrations in light of the terrible economy. Just kidding - they throw a party and dress up as homeless people and mock foreclosed homeowners  (nytimes.com) (430)
(YouTube) Video HAPPY HALLOWEEN -- A tribute to horror films. Not safe for work (contains graphic/disturbing images)  (youtube.com) (30)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious And now for a Mormon who got people stormin' over children adornin' themselves - the church is now messing with children cross dressing and won't allow unisex elves  (foxnews.com) (159)
(MSNBC) Scary Vampire stars, Frankensatellites, Children of the Corn and a meteor shower. Your all star Halloween lineup... FROM SPACE  (msnbc.msn.com) (6)
(Springfield Republican) PSA According to this map, either a brontosaurus is eating New Brunswick or a dust buster is sucking Virginia. Meanwhile, the forecast says everybody between is getting a blizzard  (masslive.com) (89)
(some lucky cat) Caturday Spooky, a black cat named by the vet staff caring for her after she was hit by a car, has been reunited with her family just in time for the Halloween edition of Caturday   (westminster.londoninformer.co.uk) (926)


Thu October 27, 2011
(News.com.au) Scary If you were going to a Halloween party dressed as a lead pencil, you'll have to think of something else now  (news.com.au) (34)
(WPXI) Obvious The police would like to remind you that Halloween is coming up and the guns those little kids are carrying just might be toys, so please don't blow them away. Thank you  (wpxi.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Vegas wedding chapel goes with the obvious marriage=death images and hold Halloween themed weddings. You may bite the bride  (wtkr.com) (18)
(Some Football Fan) Fail Hot babe arrested for DUI while wearing slutty referee uniform punches out cop, poses for awesome mug shot  (badjocks.com) (97)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Canada.com) Silly Elementary schools ban scary Halloween costumes, insist on "caring costumes" even though most sexy nurse costumes won't fit seven-year-olds  (canada.com) (104)
(Some Guy) Fail The 25 worst Halloween candies  (complex.com) (362)
(Aggrogate) Silly What happens when you combine cheap, nerdy, and meta? You get the only guy not getting laid at the Halloween party. Also, this costume  (aggrogate.com) (43)
(cbs new york) Asinine Cool: NYC stores sell sexy chamber maid Hallloween costumes. Not cool: For six-year-olds  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (30)
(SFGate) Cool Just in time for Halloween, the worst slideshow of the best pictures of carved pumpkins you will see today  (sfgate.com) (27)
(I Got A Rock) Asinine Food allergy jihadists set up alternative Halloween in abandoned parking lot in Tuscon. Naturally, they've outlawed costumes, pumpkins, and candy, but children will certainly thrill to the awesome spectacle of tar fumes and 120 degree heat  (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) (150)


Tue October 25, 2011
(CTNow) Weird ♫ Weekend should be Halloween, Halloween, Halloween ♫ Weekend should be Halloween ♫ Says lawmaker ♫  (ctnow.com) (92)
(YouTube) Cool The coolest way to make your neighbors hate you that you'll see this Halloween  (youtube.com) (34)


Sun October 23, 2011
(YouTube) Hero Dad forms head, legs, and arms for his daughter for Halloween  (youtube.com) (37)
(Bleacher Report) Silly All NFL teams as Halloween candy  (bleacherreport.com) (60)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) PSA Bear traps, a 12-gauge, land mines, and a few random IEDs. Yep, Subby is ready for those little bastards this Halloween  (suntimes.com) (65)
(FilmDrunk) Amusing Ladies and gentlemen, the world's greatest baby costume  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (82)


Thu October 20, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Happy Halloween. Here's your annual "decoration hanging from a tree causes racial controversy in small town" story  (myfoxdc.com) (264)


Wed October 19, 2011
(I-Mockery) Stupid Want to see the worst Halloween haunt of 2011? Look no further than the Ghost Ship of Newport Beach  (i-mockery.com) (70)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Awkward family photos, Halloween edition  (dailymail.co.uk) (67)
(Wired) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Just in time for Halloween, Photoshop something supernatural. Link goes to inspiration  (wired.com) (38)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Short List) Cool Pac-Man costume maker set to win Halloween and gun lats into oblivion, all at once  (shortlist.com) (15)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup Last night's episode of Saturday Night Live proved three things: Drake is funny; Anna Faris is not; and Jay Pharoah is chronically underused  (popwatch.ew.com) (53)
(Some Guy) Asinine Just in time for Halloween, your canned seasonal article about the horrors of... snow-sledding?  (health.usnews.com) (25)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Fox News) Asinine Massachussetts principal single-handedly cancels Halloween and Thanksgiving. No word on the status of Christmas yet  (foxnews.com) (129)
(Orlando Sentinel) Interesting Based on how much people are spending on elaborate Halloween props, you would never think the country is on the brink of an economic collapse  (orlandosentinel.com) (53)
(Seattle Times) PSA Stop dressing your pets up for Halloween  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (115)

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