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108 headlines found matching 'half'
Thu July 24, 2014
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(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
One-eyed man claims optician discriminated against him because he refused to give him an eye test at half price
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(32)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If two trains on Saturday night collide roughly 30 miles from Milwaukee causing 5,000 gallons of diesel to spill, 10 cars to derail, and 100 homes to be evacuated within a half-mile radius, what is the value of X?
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when you have a city fill of Millennial halfwits willing to pay $2,000 a month to rent an apartment the size of a shoe closet? Articles like this, mainly
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(186)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
8 powerful women who got pushed out (Featured Partner)
 
 
(White House)
 
 
 
The official Presidential petition to have "Weird Al" Yankovic as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer
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(84)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police impressed by guy who robbed a Miami bank, then drove his getaway car to Bellingham, Washington in 50 hours. Presumably he had a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and he was wearing sunglasses
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(77)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Four states were responsible for half of US wiretaps last year
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(18)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Holder: She was a terrible VP candidate and quit everything she did halfway through. You're *really* gonna listen to her when it comes to judging character?
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Sat July 12, 2014
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Actor who played Fenrir Greyback in Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince dies. Police searching for silver bullet
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(36)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
2 GIRLS 1 WORLD CUP: Various Nations Ban Nookie. Because Horny Players Play Harder.
 
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it
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(53)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Remember that West Virginia chemical spill that poisoned the drinking water for 300,000 people? OSHA fined the offending company $11,000, which in WV terms is about half the cost of a used double-wide with some meth lab explosion damage
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin calls for President Obama's impeachment, citing his dereliction of duty. Irony tag starts to explode, quits halfway through
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(179)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan on high alert as Typhoon Neoguri slams into it. Government urging half a million citizens to seek emergency shelter as the storm brings threats of high winds, heavy rain, flooding and, of course, rampaging Kaiju
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(120)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Here's hoping Star Wars Episode VII looks half as good as this fake footage
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(67)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
A civil rights group that advocates on behalf of sex offenders are suing cities in California over ordinances that ban them from places. In other news there are groups that advocate on behalf of sex offenders
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(109)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Johnny Damon still thinks he can "outhit at least half the league"
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(31)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Douchenozzle 'heir' to 'half of Manhattan' not who he says he is, he's just some punk ass NYC student from Jersey
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the Civil Rights Act couldn't pass today" Because half of Congress are a bunch of uncompromising, backward hicks?
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB season reaches the halfway point and Raji Davis celebrates with the 5th walk-off grand slam of 2014
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(16)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's been 16 years since The Undertaker bah gawd broke Mick Foley in half in a Hell in a Cell match. Here are 22 moments from the match where Foley proved he was tougher than shoeleather in that environment
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(37)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri's Cheesecake Challenge: Literally half a cheesecake that's been shrapnel-studded with pretzels and potato chips, and drizzled with hot fudge. That distant scream was from your cardiologist
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"'Twas the night of Half Christmas and on the West Coast, Fans came out to celebrate as the Angels played host. Garland was hung on the seat backs with care, And when the home team took BP, Santa was there"
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to the 9th Circuit Court, it's perfectly alright if the government takes half your crop and gives you nothing in return because they're trying to help you
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(190)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Zoo in Pakistan's most popular attraction is a half fox/half woman creature who, underneath the makeup and rotting animal carcass, is all man
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(11)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When suing for compensation from a crippling car accident, please try to limit your 5k races. And 10k. And half marathons. And marathons
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(55)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Remember the Heartbleed bug? Apparently a lot of IT folks haven't
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(40)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News host complains that "it's just not fair" to hold Fox News accountable for misinformation, half-assed conspiracy theories and biased commentary made on-air by the network's hosts and contributors. LEAVE FOX NEWS ALONE
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(274)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Teenager who lost half a finger during an illegal rave says he stayed and partied and didn't seek medical attention because the bass had been dropped and it was "hard"
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(87)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Machu Picchu named top landmark, halfway-decent porn name by TripAdvisor
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(36)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man finds live grenade with pin pulled halfway out in his mother's basement. Link at the bottom of the article suggests "Pin It" That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(53)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Wade show off more of his defensive prowess? Should the Spurs start their bench just to make things fair for a half? Hopefully Miami's had enough rest to play a whole game. This is your Game 5 NBA Finals thread (8pm EDT)
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(617)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The queen of quitters, half term governor Sarah Palin about ready to quit the Republican party
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(83)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nearly half of U.S. House of Representative wiped out in one massive highway incident. Nobody inconsolable
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(55)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm totally cool with my husband farking other women whenever he goes to Vegas, but the last time he was there he hooked up with my half-sister, do I have a right to be pissed?
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(180)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half-ton California cow, Milkshake, is udderly confused, thinks she is a dog: "She's even followed me into the bathroom before" (w/pics)
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half a million Brits face ruined vacations due to huge passport backlog. Americans ask, "What's a passport?"
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(256)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Gardening experts are urging people not to neglect their yards during the World Cup and use half-time and time between matches for horticultural jobs." The 'watching grass grow' jokes begin to the right
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(14)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
OG hipster cafe in Brooklyn to close after 15 years due to 70 percent increase in rent. Employee speculates landlord wants to "gouge some naive entrepreneurs for their life savings, and they'll close in a year and a half"
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin clarifies rumors that there will be an eighth Song of Ice and Fire book, well kinda: "Get back to me when I'm half-way through Book Seven"
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Tue June 03, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Runaway turtle home after four-day, half-mile odyssey. "He's fine, he looks grumpy still, kind of like everything is an inconvenience for him"
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(40)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything. And it just sold for half the original price
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman finds her long lost father on Facebook. News: After learning that chemotherapy wasn't helping her leukemia. Fark: Now her father and a half brother she never knew might be the ones to save her
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(8)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Would you pay $1000 to get free beer for life? Hell yeah, that's like my budget for a week and a half
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(58)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of American adults were hacked last year, the other 50% immediately promise to change their pa55word
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(40)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(The Republic)
 
 
 
Police shoot and wound half-naked man armed with saw and screwdriver before he can go on a rampage of poorly constructed carpentry
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(16)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
No, HealthCare.gov doesn't require half a billion lines of code. Duh
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(42)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Mad Men" closes out its 2014 half of Season 7. Don't fall out a window or cut off your nipple; it'll finish next year. 10 PM EST on AMC
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(23)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can Ibaka save the Thunder? Will the Spurs have a 30 point lead at half? It's your Western Conference Finals discussion thread. 8:30 ET on TNT
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(57)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Scotland needs a half-million foreign workers to offset low birth rate and aging population, says immigrants will get free language lessons by interpreting racist graffiti sprayed on their cars and houses by angry, drunken, unemployed Scots
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(138)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Kid barely out of high school manages to scam Facebook out of nearly half a million dollars. Has to be quite a dilemma for Mark Zuckerberg: prosecute him or become his mentor?
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lots of people have failed their driving test the first time they took it, but it takes a special kind of stupid to flunk it by savagely beating their instructor halfway through the road test and then stealing his car. Meet that kind of stupid
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(17)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "how could this possibly be true"? File: American Red Cross says nearly half of all Americans and two-thirds of African Americans don't know how to swim. FFS people, even DOGS manage to figure this out without much trouble
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(149)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
How's WI under Scott Walker been lately? April 1st: Child Support Arrears interest cut in half. To help the Deadbeat Dads
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(196)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New auto-aiming rifle lets someone who has never even touched a gun in their life put a bullet through a smart phone from a kilometer away on their first shot. Yelling 'CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?' is considered a nice finish
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(130)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Employers plan to hire 8.6% more college graduates in 2014. New grads immediately ask if 8.6% is more or less than half
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(22)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Half of the people born after the year 2000 will live to at least 100, complain that there's still nothing on cable
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Of course I didn't know what she was talking about, I was still half sleeping. He was just swimming around in circles, He tried to get up here for awhile, [but] I think he was a little intimidated with everybody watching, too
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(19)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Two and a Half Men to end after season 12. In other news, Laugh track makers are preparing to lose their biggest customer
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(82)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Big Brother's Big Brother" I heard this from Big Brother's little sister's cousin's once removed aunt's half brother's step grandmother's great niece who saw him watch Big Brother at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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(4)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Can a stopped watch be half right twice a day? Pat Robertson denies young earth creationism
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(118)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Extreme poverty has been cut in half since 1990 and is on track to be all but eliminated by 2030
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(122)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Half a llama. Twice a llama. Not a llama. Farmer llama. BEAR
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(36)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Why Fark in Saudi Arabia wouldn't be such a good idea: Drew would be constantly caned, and half of Farkers would be labeled as terrorists
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(129)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police say a man who drove into a canal was distracted due to the presence of his half-naked wife gyrating on his lap while he was driving
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(52)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Montana homeowner exercises his rights under the Deadly Force in Defense of a Half-Rack of Beer Act
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(490)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach wonders why only half of one percent of his Facebook fans bought his new album, why he is a slave to the grind with this monkey business
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(80)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
New suite with 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom with shower, living room with leather seating and flat-screen TV, and butler can be yours for a MERE $21,000 for seven and a half hours. Price includes trip from Abu Dhabi to London
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(27)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sad: family dog is lost during Hurricane Sandy. Worse: after year and a half, family gives up. Better: family visits shelter to adopt new dog. Fark: first one shown is their lost dog
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(57)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Patch)
 
 
 
Over a million and a half people are being held captive in Connecticut
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(123)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
How loud was it at the Columbus Blue Jackets playoff games? Loud enough that they blew out half of their PA trying to make announcements over the crowd noise
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(27)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says he will reunite Oasis if he's given either "half a billion pounds or half a billion condoms." No word on whether or not Trojan and Durex will call his bluff
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(29)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
While you were sucking down beers and eating cheetos Saturday, 62-yr old Bill Belichick finished a half marathon in a brisk 2:36
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(33)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father kicks hesitant 6-year-old son down half pipe in an effort to teach him how to drop in. At least he got the "drop" part down
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(97)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
CDC says vaccines prevent over 700,000 child deaths in the US. Anti-Vaxxers hope to get those numbers down to less than half that
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(350)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now that we're all talked out about the Clippers' ridiculously racist owner, it's Atlanta by 6 at the half, to be followed by Spurs/Mavs at 4:30 eastern, Heat/Bobcats at 7, and a Thunder/Grizz nightcap at 9:30. Get your NBA playoff thread, right here
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(89)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Donald Sterling is caught on tape telling his girlfriend not to bring black people to his basketball games. Obviously, he's oblivious to his product, marketing demographics, employees and his half-Mexican, half-black girlfriend
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(226)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia university locked down for an hour and a half because of A) a suspicious package B) a bomb threat C) a man with a cellphone in his front pocket
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(50)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Meltdown half-inning to lose the game: 8 walks, 3 wild pitches, 6 runs, and just one hit
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(36)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"...Enter Shipadick.com, which is exactly what it sounds like: a website that allows you to ship a two-and-a-half-foot cardboard erect penis to anyone in the world"
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(84)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
DC will finally publish Grant Morrison's fan fiction multiseries "Multiversity" this August in their Sisyphean hope to try and make Superman and Aquaman half as interesting or successful as Iron Man or Thor
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(75)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Astronomers solve puzzle of the mountain range that...errr...fell from space
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(10)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
This is what the Great Lakes looked like one week ago. And here's why it's a big deal
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(180)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Ecorazzi)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain finally admits to appreciating vegetarian cuisine, at least as made in Punjab. "If this is what vegetarianism meant in most of the places that practice it in the West, I'd be at least half as much less of a dick about the subject"
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(141)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Immigrants are such big moochers that they steal credit for half of patents filed in America
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(7)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Turns out that the real winners of the NCAA tournament were the father and son dance team who showed off their slick moves during half-time
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(5)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Half-marathon organisers cancel race due to lack of water stations, learn that you can't actually do much to stop 4,000 people running on public roads
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(24)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NY Knicks crowd makes it abundantly clear that they don't want Nick Cannon or America's Got Talent promos filmed during halftime
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(8)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama offers half a sandwich, and then wants that half sandwich back. This is not a metaphor
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(224)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Check out why scientists around the world are geeking out over a frame and a half of skydiving video
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(47)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve Governor resigns halfway through his term to return to college
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(6)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Fourth meal interrupted: Drunk driver passes out with half-eaten Taco Bell burrito in his hand. Cops rub him for three minutes to wake him up
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(27)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(WNDU South Bend)
 
 
 
In a story made for Fark, student arrested for breaking into a building while drunk, eating half a box of Hot Pockets, and passing out while eating Drumsticks. Bonus: Blew a .106 the next morning
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(35)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Superbowl half-tit show (Not safe for work)
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(17)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A college degree just isn't what it used to be, at least for these half million college graduates
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(134)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Half of academic papers submitted are never read by anyone other than the author, referee, and journal editor. 90% of published papers are never cited. Meh, the odds are still better than getting a submission greenlit on Fark, says "professor" subby
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(42)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you spend a year and a half writing a game nobody knows about, and some kid writes a knockoff in a week that becomes an instant hit?
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(80)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fan wins contest at Suns game Friday, given choice of making a free throw for $777, a three pointer for $7,777, or a halfcourt shot for $77,777. Let's just say the Suns organization is $77,777 lighter today
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not news: Country cuts taxes to encourage corporate investment. News: Country cuts corporate taxes in half. Fark: Cuba
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(43)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(The Global Dispatch)
 
 
 
I wore my pants half down my ass, I asked for 30 days vacation and I texted my girlfriend during the interview. Not sure why I didn't get the job
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(275)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Switching to ICD-10 coding will kill off American doctors, which are apparently a weaker strain than those in countries which made the switch a decade and a half ago
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(177)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dish Network and DirecTV discuss merger. Will be the 2nd biggest merger of television and dishes since half time of Super Bowl XLVIII
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(27)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Fanbolt)
 
 
 
Half of NSync tried to pass as James Van Der Beek when they were underage in order to sneak into a Vegas nightclub
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(12)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Nearly half of young men say they were coerced into sex; other half want it to be known that they are available for coercion
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(81)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's what the Major League Baseball teams are currently worth. Apparently, the Marlins are worth a half-eaten cheeseburger and a few bits of string
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Just .02 percent of published research papers reject global climate change, which is like half. Study it out
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Mets-Blue Jays exhibition games in Montreal have already outsold half a month's worth of Marlins games
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Sawing a girl in half? Russia's best magician reveals how he does it
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
New Jersey fossil hunter discovers half of ancient giant sea turtle bone, takes it to local museum to have it identified. Curators joke maybe it's other half of another bone discovered in the 1800s. Well, what do you know?
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Twitter page showing drunk and naked teenagers from Long Island has been deactivated. Parents now working on deactivating the teens
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