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202 headlines found matching 'half'
Thu September 29, 2016
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police with body cameras receive 93% fewer complaints because they act better when wearing them. "With a complaints reduction of nearly 100% across the board, we find it difficult to consider alternatives, to be honest"
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(Time)
 
 
 
38% of Trump supporters say minorities have too much influence. If only there was a way to reduce their influence to three-fifths of current levels
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Wed September 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin sends attack dolphins. Flipper unavailable for comment
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
One mention about global warming in a 90 minute debate, and it was all about whether or not Trump believes in it. Here's the thing about reality: Global warming doesn't care if you believe in it. Global warming believes in you
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
For months the governor of Maine has claimed he has a binder filled with photographs of drug offenders in his state that support his claim that 90 percent of them are Blacks and Hispanics. Turns out they're mostly white
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turkish president Erdogan is VERY upset about the US prosecution of a Turkish-born gold-trader who is accused of laundering hundreds of million of dollars on behalf of Iran. I think we found the guy Erdogan uses to fill his Swiss bank account
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manti Te'o takes rest of the season off to spend more time with his girlfriend
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: It's obviously time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick. FARK: Seahawks DT Michael Bennett says it's time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox Business declares the estate tax a "crime against mankind"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At a half-kilometer wide, China opens its new radio telescope which is 2.7 times bigger than the previous record holder, Aricebo Observatory in Puerto Rico. Soon: Chinese astronomer uses it to talk to the Trisolarans resulting in billions of deaths
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Sat September 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will prevail in the Wisconsin vs. Michigan State matchup? Will it be the Dawgs or the Rebels? Will the Florida Gators chomp on the Tennessee Volunteers? It is your College Football thread, kickoff is at Noon ET
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Fri September 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of Samsung Galaxy Note 7s have been returned; the rest have burned along with their owners
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Leprosy. I'm not half the kid I used to be. Body parts keep falling off of me. Can't go to school with leprosy ♫
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man's backyard becomes arena for a three-hour-long Rattlesnake Fighting Championship main event
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you didn't think this election could get any weirder, US intelligence officials are now investigating Donald Trump's adviser, Carter Page, for his role in attempting to influence the election on behalf of the Russian government
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Sixth grader grows half-ton monster pumpkin in her backyard, has police arrest boy with blankie hiding in the garden
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Harvard University's endowment lost 2 percent of its value last year, which means that now it's only worth enough to send about half of all Americans to a 4-year college for free
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Deplorable is that 87% of Clinton voters still think at least half of Trump's voters are racist. In related news: At least half of all registered voters believe the majority of Trump voters are racists
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Thanks to dedicated fans, you can finally play Half-Life: ThreeWave goodbye to your free time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's cuts Viacom's credit rating from "cable" to "antenna"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago to add almost 1,000 police, reportedly looking for rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers and Methodists
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hello Mom, what's up? Well I received this USB key in the mail and now my computer doesn't work
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
During a half-marathon, at the big house in Michigan University, in a tree stand while hunting, and other unusual places women have pumped their breast milk
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Just three percent of American "adults" own half of America's guns
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all voters have accepted that Donald Trump will be our next president. What stage comes after acceptance?
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paralympian with no arms plays ping pong with his mouth. Let's give him a hand
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks: Just what is the exact figure of deplorable Trump voters?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Major airline drops A380, this time thankfully not in an ocean, much to the chagrin of CNN's entire Missing Plane Department
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Six things you didn't know about the cuttlefish. And after you read them, you'll wonder if they're really supposed to be called cuddlefish
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For sale, 1989 model. Low mileage, front end alignment good, body and paint like new. Otherwise, makes whining noises and maybe needs a top end
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary calls Trump supporters a "basket of deplorables". Trump calls Hillary supporters a "basket of deportables"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A list of alternate nicknames for Trump supporters besides "basket of deplorables"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
David Duke to Mike Pence: Thanks bro, I owe you a solid
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck puppet and insidious Disney villain Tomi Lahren says Hillary Clinton calls Trump voters "deplorable while she literally throws gays off of buildings." LITERALLY. THROWS. GAYS. OFF. BUILDINGS. What the hell
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
If 'deplorables' was such a low blow, then should Trump apologize for birtherism? Mike Pence doesn't want to talk about it. So, is the David Duke crowd a good example of deplorable Trump followers? Mike Pence doesn't want to talk about it
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Polls-Plus forecast on FiveThirtyEight was "tightening" because the algorithm "became skeptical", which is a nice way of saying "Trump's poll numbers sucked so much last month that the computer couldn't believe it"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case you were wondering, Aaron Rodgers is still ridiculous
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump campaign releases anti-Trump ad
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Sun September 11, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: We demand an apology from Hillary for saying half of our supporters are racist. Hillary: Fine, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said "half". *drops mic*
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Would you guess over or under a half million cans of beer were ordered for the Tennessee - Virgina Tech college football game?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary calls half of Trump's followers "deplorables," and the press pounces. Trump insults the military, blames rape victims for their assault and praises a dictator -- ALL in ½ an hour and... crickets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, we haven't heard from Minnesota's favorite wackadoo Michele Bachmann lately. Wonder what she's up to ... oh dear lord
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're both 12 years old." "Hit it"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama seen sipping from a coconut in Laos. Says he's not into yoga and has half a brain
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teacher turns 1st day of school into a cringefest - at 7 and a half min long, how long can you last?
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Tue September 06, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Using fishing tackle to snag discarded drugs from the police drop box was the clever half of his cunning plan
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
According to the 1878 Farmers' Almanac, the best way to get a baby to stay quiet for hours is to smear its fingers with thick molasses and then put half a dozen feathers in its hands
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jupiter's north pole is unlike anything encountered in our solar system
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
"Nearly half of British women cannot identify their vagina"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mondelez tells Hershey to hit the highway
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Wed August 31, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will Shinsuke Nakamura do with the NXT Title as a prop? Will Japan be half of the final four in the CWC? Will NXT promise something big to counter the return of Lucha Underground? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign hackers access voter registration records in Arizona and Illinois. Which is no big deal since half the people registered to vote in Illinois are dead, and for half the voters in Arizona it's just a matter of time
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's time to start singing, "Ding Dong, the Witch is dead," but does that look like a house falling from the sky to you?
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uber loses $1.2 billion in the first half of 2016. Apparently people would rather walk than take a Uber and have to listen to yet another unemployed graduate student driving a Prius
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Surgeons are using augmented reality to extract really elusive Pokemons. Okay, that's half true
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Under the "Because it affects and /or effects me" effect, Congressman orders FCC to fix an eavesdropping flaw in the phone system that impacts "half of congress". NSA unavailable for comment, but have already heard about it
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Map nerds go a little too far with their "realistic" state map of Louisiana that shows large chunks of its boot underwater as result of floods and rising sea levels. "It's cartographic hyperbole by roughly half"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Half of Americans don't believe in God or miracles. But that could change in November when Donald Trump receives 75 Electoral votes
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Vice boss predicts digital armegeddon as media's business model fails: "There are going to be a lot fewer content sites, as many as 30 percent will go away this year. Anyone with half a brain in digital has a war chest ready to weather the storm"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A cat called Little Andrew was photographed holding hands with his owner on their last car ride to the vet. Damn someone must be cutting onions
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colbert: So Lewandowski gets a pay check from both Trump and CNN? How does that even work? Anderson Cooper: *awkward collar tug*
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Wed August 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian officials prepare subpoenas for local geologists
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your movie theater can't handle the high 120 fps framerate used by "Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk", you might make its director Ang Lee. And you wouldn't like him when he's Ang Lee
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Half-naked, deaf man gets tased trying to swallow sock full of crack cocaine after he evidently didn't hear police telling him to stop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Torrential rainstorm during closing ceremony causes the Olympics to end like they began - with a half empty stadium and swathes of unsold seats
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half of UK parents allow children to drink alcohol at home. The other half prefer their kids drink down to the pub
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll calls out Russell Wilson for not trying hard enough, after two sacks per quarter in his last game. In other news, Wilson is rumored to be on the Eddy Lacy fitness plan
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
"Baton Rouge has seen more rainfall in just the last seven days than Phoenix has gotten in over the last two-and-a-half years"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's a brief history of drunken British sailors: "Imagine downing half a pint of overproof rum and then going back to work. Now, let's imagine work happened to be on the decks of a vast 18th-century Royal Navy ship"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Trucks. Kids. Bristol. Will there be carnage on the half-mile, or will JWT slice his way to a win? How many short jokes will Rico have to hear? Can anyone beat Byron? It's the NCTWS UNOH 200 at Bristol, 8pm, FS1
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(BBC)
 
 
 
To make room for all the political prisoners Erdogan is arresting on his post-coup purge fest, Turkey is releasing tens of thousands of criminals who were arrested before the coup
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Half Life: 3 confirmed
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eddy Lacy rumored to be on a strict Taco Bell diet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Nightly Show will no longer be nightly or a show
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Actual headline: DIVIDED AMERICA: Global warming polarizes more than abortion. Reality: Half of America divided with the whole world
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember how it was reported that Adele was playing half-time at the Superb Owl? Yeah, not so much
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Players complain that the new table tennis balls used during the Rio Olympics have been less than a smash
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Only Biden could go to Turkey
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Fri August 12, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic handball coach says LeBron James could be the world's best in just six months. Which is a great idea except for the part where he loses half a year in the NBA and $22.9 million in salary
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live in Fiji and expect anything to get accomplished today, we've got some bad news for you: chances are the only reason the country isn't completely hungover is that half of them (at least) are still partying
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Half of Han and Lando to be played by half of Troy and Abed
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Thu August 11, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Panda Express unveils the chork, a utensil that's half chopstick, half fork
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergirl and Flash will have a musical episode
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Robot Donald Trump generates a tweet every half hour from remixed Trump speeches (and They might be Giants lyrics). Come for the xenophobia, stay for Reptilian alien references. (written by a fellow farker)
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Tue August 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will the Trumpster's half-hearted endorsement save Paul Ryan, or will the Tea Party set off shock waves in the GOP House Leadership -- again? This is YOUR Wisconsin Primary thread (polls close at 8 PM CDT/9 PM EDT)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Liberals love deficits. Trump is going to make huge deficits. Ergo, liberals should love Trump
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Did an Olympic kayaker capsize after hitting a submerged sofa? Probably not, but it's too funny not to report on
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Decorated combat vet has raised nearly $50,000 on behalf of Donald Trump. Specifically to fly Trump to a war zone and give him a chance of actually EARNING one of those Purple Hearts he always wanted
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just so you know, the amount of vodak you have to drink before punching out a moving Mercedes seems like a good idea is one liter
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Sat August 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most athletes would figuratively give an arm and a leg to compete in the Olympics. This French gymnast is literally halfway there
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Apparently, some folks in Tennessee still aren't clear on the 13th Amendment
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Survey of men who use online sperm donation site reveals that most are straight and donate for altruistic reasons, one-third favor anonymous donation, and half of the straights prefer natural insemination because they're just naturally Mr. Natural
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Since the age of eight, a Canadian swimmer has been flipping the bird at his father before every race, and the father has returned it
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Accident leaves SUV stuck halfway down stairway in Queen Anne, and she is none too happy about it (pics)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish police officer cut out from vehicle after Elk crash. See, that's why you need a special license to drive one of those things
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kirin lifts profit forecast 33%. Well, isn't that just lawful good?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey issues arrest warrant for cleric. Paladin and half elf dual-classed ranger also wanted for questioning
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, half-naked, and shooting your gun in a church is no way to go through life, son--unless you're a deputy sheriff in Texas, in which case you won't face any charges
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Wed August 03, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tesla posts $150 million Q2 loss, may miss 2016 delivery targets. When did Elon Musk adopt Chrysler's business model?
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Holy half-million dollars, Batman! You can buy a 1966 Batmobile replica. Joker not included
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study confirms what we've suspected all along - office workers are only productive three days a week. Add a Fark handle and it drops even more
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Sun July 31, 2016
(PGA)
 
 
 
Cinderella story at the PGA. Actually it's complete confusion with more than half the field finishing up their 3 rounds, the others starting their fourth rounds and it's in the HOLE TNT coverage now. CBS takes over at 2:00 EDT
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
How Jackie the cow got pregnant no one knows because the nearest bull lives two-and-half miles away which seems like a long way to traipse for a quickie
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Democratic National Convention was so poorly organized that only half of the empty interfaith prayer rooms had prayer rugs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres firesale continues as now over half the team salary is committed to players traded this just this summer
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Half of Americans sleep less than five hours a night. Apparently, it's hard to fall asleep in bed for more than that after spending the other 19 hours of the day lying around on the couch
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Thu July 28, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pokemon is the new inspiration for baby names as the world welcomes Roselia, Eevee and Onyx.. Still no sighting of a Lapras
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Let the post-Brexit job cutting commence
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Wed July 27, 2016
(DNC Live Stream)
 
 
 
Eight years ago, Hillary Clinton spoke on behalf of Barack Obama to unify the Party. Tonight he returns the favor. This is YOUR DNC Night 3 Part 2
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama's half-brother Malik is a royal pain in his b*lls
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Hillary might win this November, but we'll still be #96 in female representation in our government
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Poll: Americans think more than half of vets have mental problems. Vets scan Fark headlines, are pretty sure more than half of Americans are fat vapid farksticks who couldn't last 20 minutes in basic training
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(Some Sounders Supporter)
 
 
 
After an abyssmal half a season, Sounders FC fire Sigi Schmidt and appoint as their new manager...Alton Brown?
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a shocking development it turns out that state parties received less than one half of one percent of the $82 million DNC donors supposedly gave them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know that Trump rant about Mexicans being rapists and criminals. Trump planned that, but didn't tell anyone, as Trump recently testified. Also, Trump spends half his time RIGHT NOW testifying in lawsuits
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"You know what I think about this piece of s--t motherf-----g sign right here?" Tarrant said in the video. "Watch this. Watch this s--t, world"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marriage didn't work out? No problem, this house was designed to be split in half
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Mon July 25, 2016
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
It took half a year, but the police have solved the Case of the Nail Polish Bandit, which would make a fabulous Hardy Boys mystery title
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(AOL Cars (UK))
 
 
 
"On the bright side, Bernal did break the world record for the half-mile top speed, taking his Camaro to 195mph." Briefly
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
So which 1990s reboot is going to have a movie? How about a show with a giant talking rock and a silver monkey?
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
To the delight of restaurant patrons, movie goers and airline travelers, childless households are the new normal in Spain
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two-day shipping now comes with half a percent of your student loan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With his acceptance speech hours away, Trump's campaign is: A) chilling the bubbly, B) beginning debate prep, or C) rewriting half of his speech to avoid plagiarizing others
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So there you are, peacefully playing your flute on your paddleboard in Half Moon Bay. What could possibly happen?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon customers will soon have goods delivered within a half-hour of ordering them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rob Halford goes onstage with BABYMETAL to perform "Painkiller" and "Breaking the Law" - what could be more metal?
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
And you thought only low wage McDonald's employees were going to be replaced by robots
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Enjoy a relaxing massage from a half-ton industrial robot - and try not to make any sudden moves
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's look at all of the Republicans who either caved in to the inevitable and halfheartedly endorsed Trump and those who just said "f*ck it" and outright slammed him
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
When you run Melania Trump's speech through plagiarism-checking software used by teachers, it says there's "less than one in a trillion chance" speech is legit
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
47-years-ago NASA landed on the moon. OR DID THEY?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Antonio Sabato Jr., former soap opera actor, reality dating star, and dancing with stars, was an RNC "keynote" speaker, and he used the platform to say that America has had a "Muslim president for the last seven and a half years"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers working in the Netherlands have developed an atomic-scale rewritable data-storage device capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, or about half of your Mom's porn collection
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
There will be no second Brexit referendum and most of the UK is hopeful Theresa May won't lead them to their own doom
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Sat July 16, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's hit piece "Hillary's America" gets slammed by known left-wing rag New York Post. "Cheesier than a Kraft Singles truck but half as subtle"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chicago police aren't shooting people as much. That's good. Because they're tasering them more often. That's bad. Taserings come with a free frogurt. That's good. The frogurt is electrified
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Get out the tape measures for the 10 longest MLB home runs of the first half. Nearly a full mile of dingers
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Most Americans still have no idea how much interest their credit cards actually charge them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Due to the demand for "perfect" fruits and vegetables, the U.S. throws away half the produce it grows
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clinton calls for unity, half of America idiots
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Arson plan found to be half-baked after police find DNA on tailpipe potato
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is more remarkable: The fact that Trump campaign has yet to run a single TV ad, or that almost half of voters surveyed say they think they have seen one of his ads anyway
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Tue July 12, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Alex Rodriguez gets to first base
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Sun July 10, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Live in Michigan? Like craft beer? Like to support local farmers? Well, about half of youse guys are going to appreciate this news
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
New study says you shouldn't drink coffee after a concert. Guess I'll just have to stick with booze then
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Half of the high-paying jobs in America now require this skill ... and it's a talent you likely don't have. No, not that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows monkeys know what they don't know - which puts them ahead of roughly half the human population
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Every winter, the population of great white sharks along the west coast disappears deep into the Pacific Ocean-swimming for 30 to 40 days to reach a point halfway between Mexico and Hawaii. And no one knows why. Solution: Attach cameras to the sharks
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Thu July 07, 2016
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian drought causes durian prices to spike. That smells about right
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
I think I'll drive around in this stolen car with my half pound of pot
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle house sells for double the asking price, nearly half a million dollars, despite being too dangerous to actually enter
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Leming jumps off cliff, cheerleader hopefuls work on the Detroit Lions' cheer, and tiny American flags at half-mast: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/26 - 7/2
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Sun July 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mega Millions, tired of all the publicity Powerball has been getting, wants to let everyone know that their jackpot is now up to nearly half a billion. And tickets are only half as expensive as PB, so stock up
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what a sold-out show at Wembley actually looks like when scalpers are left holding more than half of the 90,000 Rhianna tickets because they asked astronomical prices
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(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Some stories are all about the numbers: 12-year-old girl. Six-year-old sister. Forty-mile police chase at 118mph. A full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes and two pairs of sunglasses just assumed
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
So few pro golfers are willing to play in the Olympics that you could probably represent your country if you just show up in Rio with a half-set of clubs next month. And the golfers who are afraid to play? "What a shower of wusses"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he loves unions so much more than Hillary does. So much more that he spent half a million dollars to keep the maids at his Vegas hotel from trying to unionize. Fark: They did anyway
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Thu June 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New report says the oil industry could fall $2 trillion short of cash. To make up the difference, executive bonuses to be slashed by as much as half
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Brad gave it up for a grizzly. My neighbor Brad. The tag would be SAD, but the f'ing bear is still out there, near
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Female praying mantises have a habit of killing and eating their partners during sex, but a new study shows this sacrifice actually gives the males a distinct reproductive advantage
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If the guy riding shotgun next to you is unusually quiet, you might have a drinking problem
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Buddy Ryan dies at age 82. Batteries at Lincoln Field to be lowered to half mast
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee now owes Survivor $25K for using "Eye of the Tiger" at a Kim Davis rally. It would have been less, but he missed payments while trying to set up a legal defense fund to pay the judgment for him
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Fishermen once told tall tales about 12-foot shark taking their 100-pound tarpon, until advent of cell phone video
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
U.S. home ownership is at a 48-year low, rivaling 1968 when hippies were living in communes and indoor showers were still optional
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tiny American flags at half-mast today
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Streaker at CFL game gets crushed by a player. Also, the CFL apparently draws huge crowds that should make Jacksonville Jaguars fans ashamed of themselves. Also also, Canadian streakers keep their pants on
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While everyone was celebrating the Cleveland Cavaliers' victory, the Cleveland Indians have quietly rattled off six straight wins and are now in first place by three games over the Royals
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meet Mosha, the first elephant to receive a prosthetic leg. Another reason to love technology
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama's approval ratings keep improving as voters realize that he will be replaced by a car crash regardless
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank goes ba-donk
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The big lesson from last night's Chile/Colombia Copa America semi-final? Pitch invader + a dozen security personnel + waterlogged pitch = comedy
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tyrion, Cersei, Jon, Jaime and Daenerys will deposit half a million per episode into the Iron Bank for the next two seasons
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
That's no moon. It's a cold cut
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It starting to look like half the population of Orlando reported the nightclub shooter to the FBI at one time or another. The latest? A fellow worshipper at his mosque who called the FBI two years ago after a conversation with Mateen disturbed him
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Inspired by the efforts of America's FBI, Russia's freedom-loving Duma introduces law to mandate encryption backdoors on behalf of the FSB. What a country
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
One-third of Valve is now currently working on VR. Wait, one-third. Three one-thirds equal a whole. HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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Sat June 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prince Be dead
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists discover "quasi-satellite" that's orbiting both the Earth and the Sun. No one knows where it came from or how it got there, but it's going to stick around for centuries. Kind of like Gilbert Gottfried
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(Inferse)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out new tool to help prevent suicides, presumably by unfriending more than half of the people you know
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New listing: Four bedroom, two and a half bath 2-story with hardwood floors, study, gameroom, minor panda infestation
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is shocked, SHOCKED that polls show half of Wisconsin thinks the state on the wrong track, because that's not what he hears at listening sessions where questions are screened and approved before the event
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stop Subby if you heard this one before, oil could lose more than half of its value to about $20
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
New study says men are half as likely to go to a doctor than women due to lack of time, embarrassment, fear of the latex glove
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jodi Ernst doesn't want to have soldiers forced to eat their vegetables. Being shipped out halfway across the world just to fight your misbegotten wet dream of uber nationalism is still good though
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says Donald Trump knew attacking Hispanic judges was wrong. The busboy at his table listened halfheartedly to Carson, then proceeded to post the nutjob's rantings on Twitter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Half of all unemployed Americans have given up looking for work. The rest were hoping the first group would find a job, and then take it when they were inevitably laid off
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump used Queen's "We Are The Champions" at his speech last night and the spinning of Freddie Mercury in his grave powered London for half the night? Well, Dr. Brian May wants you to know that probably won't be happening anymore
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Wed June 08, 2016
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
"Troopers, cease pursuing this idiot, he's too dangerous." "Found him. Bring a broom"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie lays off most of his remaining staffers. He's totally planning on competing in November, though
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Bourdain updates world on latest projects, switches from intolerance of vegans and Fieri to intolerance of gluten-free dieters and juicers. "I don't think half of these people even understand what they're talking about. I'm quite sure of it, in fact"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
While you slept last night, IBM was awarded 8 more patents
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disputing the well-known theory of Wesley Snipes, physicist claims he knows how to beat the house in roulette
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fist bump on behalf of the Red Stockings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Half of voters want Rubio. The other half want Pitbull
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cleveland steamer
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch waters down its image even further with Starbucks ready-to-drink tea
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently ISIS had their own version of The Mountain. "Had" being the operative word however as he was last seen being dumped bound and half naked into the bed of pickup truck by Syrian government forces
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