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154 headlines found matching 'half'
Fri July 21, 2017
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EXCLUSIVE: Russian lawyer that met with Half Scoop also was the FSB's attorney from 2005-13, successfully representing them on various real estate matters
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Remember the Trump server that was talking to Alfa Bank in Russia? The Senate Intelligence Committee sure does. They specifically called out Alfa in a letter to Half Scoop, in advance of his testimony, requesting he turn over all data related to it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congrats Golden State on your title. Now you get to be the first set of NBA fans to enjoy the personal seat license scam
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
China beats economic growth expectations, dissidents
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Playing card ninja warrior
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yet another Russian agent in the meeting with Half-Scoop, Manafort's loans are under investigation, and Yertle reels from last night's wealthcare bill implosion. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. 9 PM EDT
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Roland should get the Dark Tower pretty quickly as the movie adaptation is only 95 minutes long
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Half Scoop get arrested? Will Trust Fund C-3PO shiat bricks? Will Donnie Two Scoops just pardon everyone? Will his lawyers hunker in the Manafort? THIS is your Trump administration rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Trump administration's war on terror is shortsighted and half-assed, much like everything else in the administration
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Half-scoop should get a refund
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Now the leopards are coming to eat the faces of the hunters, and fishers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Modern day battle of the sexes: Are men or women better at following IKEA instructions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even if I had half the heart that this kid has I still couldn't complete a triathlon, but I guess that would be a quarter heart
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Fri July 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee consumption in Italy is governed by strict set of unofficial rules and customs, so if you visit and order a half-caf no foam soy latteccino with extra cinnamon and a twist of lemon, don't be surprised if they dismiss you with a wanking motion
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump was clearly in NYC the day that Half Scoop, Jushner, and Manafort met with the Russian attorney. There's video proof. So why would Donnie Sr. send someone on MSNBC and say they were both in Florida that day?
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Thu July 13, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
It's bad enough catching a one and a half year-old with his hand in the cookie jar. It's worse if in fact it's a bear
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Awww, Donnie Half Scoop never got to make it his own way. Sad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP grassroots shocked by Half-Scoop's email revelations: "Yeah, so I haven't heard about that." "I tune it out." "It's all just noise." "It's something I've dismissed." "I take it with a grain of salt." "It's a product of the Democrats"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Bill Kristol thinks Donnie Half Scoop's original denials were a WH coverup, stick a fork in ya, you're done
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donnie Two Scoops made an announcement that he had "major" news on Clinton just hours after Half Scoop had the meeting "about nothing". Oh yeah. Donnie had *no* idea what his son was up to. None whatsoever
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
After year-long wait for updated mugshot, man with epic half-beard arrested again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News admits it was in error about the claim former FBI Director James Comey leaked classified information. Frost advisory issued for certain regions of Hell
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Valve surprises fans by releasing Half-Life...patch. Okay, now they're just messing with us
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The governor of Vermont is so talented that he just won a stock car race
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can "And I'm Eric" top Donnie Half Scoop's stupidity? Will Jared reign supreme? Will Ivanka just toss everyone, daddy included, under the bus to save her shoes? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5 pm shoe drop)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says able-bodied people are exploiting Medicaid
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Thu July 06, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Need more reasons not to trust your co-workers? New survey finds half of all workers would snoop at your salary and personal info if they knew they wouldn't be caught
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Morrissey claims a police officer in Rome held him at gunpoint for half an hour and screamed in his face
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Wed July 05, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'Spider-Man: Homecoming' director promises the special effects will be bigger and badder, like splitting the Staten Island Ferry in half
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Sat July 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
'Nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Bobby Bonilla Day" - Benjamin Franklin, 1789
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If you want to look at the bright side of things, at least we've learned that the nation can survive for half a year without a sane, functioning presidency"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Full trailer for Jumanji 2: Welcome to the Jungle. Come for half-naked Karen Gillan jump-kicking a guy off a motor bike, stay for...half-naked Karen Gillan
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans spend their entire paycheck or more every month. The other half are wishing they just had a paycheck to spend
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
John Romero's old Doom II floppies sell for over $3000. Subby's well-worn stack of ASCII pr0n floppies must be worth at least half that, assuming you can pry them apart
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton dominates qualifying by a half second followed by Bottas then the Ferraris of Kimi and Vettel in row 2. The walls threaten disaster on the fast streets of Baku. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Azerbaijan, 8am ET on NBCSN
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Fri June 23, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Nearly half of Americans personally know someone who's been shot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump in 2016: We're going to bring all those thousands of steel jobs back. Europe in 2017: new steel plant makes half a million tons of steel wire a year with a whopping 14 employees
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half human, half sheep, all Nope
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Wed June 21, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Al Franken officially confirms his bid to run for president in 2020 by a need to clearly deny his intention to run 3 and a half years ahead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
F*ckery of the first degree
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Tue June 20, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh hey, looks like we have yet another trip Gen Michael Flynn apparently "forgot" about, this one a trip to Egypt and Israel on behalf of a joint Russian-US venture to build dozens of nuclear power plants all over the middle east
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Warmbier to meet cold bier
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The real story about Megyn Kelly's much ballyhooed interview with Alex Jones was not whether or not she should have done it, or how well she did, but that despite all the controversy and pre-interview hype, almost nobody tuned in to see it
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(Independent)
 
 
 
7/10 Brits no longer have any appetite for a Full English Brexit; over half now want the chance to change their order
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Sun June 18, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all Americans say they can't afford to take a summer vacation. Not because of the cost, but finding someone to fill in for the four jobs they currently have to work to get by
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Should a woman offer to pay half of the restaurant bill on a date?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne is once again baffled by the obvious
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Thu June 15, 2017
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Cookie still leaves half of her food there so Stitch can eat. But Stitch is never coming back
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly loses almost half her audience in second week of NBC show and is beaten by a REPEAT of America's Funniest Home Videos, However, to be fair, the kitten chasing its tail was pretty hilarious
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
12-year-old dog picked up by tornado survives his injuries, would like a word with Dorothy
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dragging a half naked passenger down the aisle of a 737 is no way to go through life, EMT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Having my children half the time is exactly the right amount of time to spend with them," says divorced mother, who thinks shared custody and divorce are the "best thing" to happen to her
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Mon June 12, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
I've got a rather thin "Q" library, so I shored it up a little bit for tonight's Paul's Memory Bank continuing swing through the alphabet, but it still leaves enough room for a "letter P part 1.5" second half of the show. "TuneIn" at 8PM EDT
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Researchers develop system that, based on users' abilities to readily answer "What's your sign?", can block identity thieves and people who don't believe in astrology
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Sat June 10, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Beaver nearly ruins wedding by chomping pole in half
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Organ recipient accepts diploma on behalf of 13-year-old who donated liver, six metric tons of dust
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Thu June 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The country that gave the world industrial coal now gets more than half of its energy from renewable sources. Rule, Britannia, indeed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Half a century after their victorious Six-Day War, some Israelis are having second thoughts as to whether it was a victory for the state of Israel
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(US Soccer)
 
 
 
Team USA hits the 2018 World Cup qualifying half-way point against T&T. The Americans need to pick up 3 points to keep pace with the top 3 heading into the final 5 games. 8pm EDT Fox Sports 1
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
3-on-3 halfcourt basketball likely to be at the 2020 Olympics: Duck Duck Goose, Red Rover Red Rover, and Heads Up 7-Up may also make the cut
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Some Wall Street Douche)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs is very upset that some of their clients are starting to pay the working class more than half a pittance
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It appears that the source of all those damaging leaks coming out about Kushner and his ties to Russia, may be an enigmatic White House aide who goes by the code name name Beve Stannon
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Brazilian goalkeeper takes cab home at half-time after making howler
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
General Motors decides to shift 5,000 workers into park
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Tue May 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Breast cancer to prevent Olivia Newton-John from getting physical on a new tour
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump was so proud of his 48% approval rating in a Rasmussen poll that he tweeted a picture of it; but even those guys dropped him 4 points over the weekend to land him at 44%, so presumably they are "fake news" now
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Joliet Prison ablaze. Persons of interest last seen in an old police car with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and wearing sunglasses
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Mon May 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump finally tweets about Portland stabbings that left two dead. Anyone who had "two and a half days to condemn" in the pool, step up and collect your prize
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You would think that Tiger Woods would know when to use a driver
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Sat May 27, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
According to half of an 8th grade class from New Jersey, House Speaker Paul Ryan has 'party before his country' cooties
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Fri May 26, 2017
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
On a night when everyone was glued to sports playoffs, over three and a half million people still managed to watch "Beat Shazam"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another day, another record low approval rating for the administration
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Wed May 24, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Grandma flees hit-and-run, causes second accident down the road, tells officers she drank half a pint of vodka, oh and those are her grandchildren in the back seat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans are not taking their paid vacation days for fear of being fired
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Clerks" actress Lisa Spoonauer dead at age 44, will be buried 8 and a half feet under
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to sell off half of the country's strategic petroleum reserve
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember the old advice of having 6 months salary saved for an unexpected expense? Well, half of America is not even prepared for a $100 emergency
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Wed May 17, 2017
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
A six month long News 13 investigation reveals that convicted felons don't normally have half a million dollars lying around once they're released from prison
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A list of the 25 best-paid hedge fund managers shows they made a combined $11 billion last year, with the top earner pocketing $1.6 billion-despite the fact that more than half had returns lower than what an S&P index fund would have yeilded
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Mon May 15, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"There's 106 miles to Halifax, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we've got three kids in the back." "Hit it"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is halfway through the Swing Through The Alphabet. Tonight at 8PM EDT, 2 hours of songs starting with the letter "M" covering the years 1959-1979
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Something is surveilled in Denmark, and six out of ten Danes want more of it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A more than a little pissed Microsoft points out that this "wanna cry" ransomware wouldn't exist if the NSA remembered that half their job is supposed to be "safeguarding US Information and communications systems" rather than hacking them
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo is gonna let you Link to the Past with your Ocarina of Time, just don't be wearing your Minish Cap or Majora's Mask when you FaceTime me later
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Sat May 13, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
If you know who this elegant lady was, Norwegian police would like to talk to you. Because they've been wondering for almost half a century (Warning: disturbing pic included in story)
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(Some Graduate)
 
 
 
College grads in their first post graduate job: "I think coming from a world of compassion and fostering talents made it a bit of a shock to see how petty and conniving people can be"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Spider Calf, Spider Calf, he'll give you more beef shanks by half
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
They told James Harden he could be anything he wanted, so he became Alexander Ovechkin
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even before they kick out all the people stealing their jobs, the UK can't find enough people to do twice the work for half the pay
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: In high school, a friend of mine who had an unrequited crush on me photo-edited my head onto half-naked bodies of women. I friended him on Facebook, then had second thoughts; he's apologized. I still feel violated. Do I re-add him?"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Banging Kerry Washington is worth at least half of Chris Rock's money
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While most gamers are waiting for any kind of news about Half Life 3, the Germans are content to finally get an uncensored version of the first Half Life, 17 years later
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Assistant and ally to Mike Flynn enacted a clandestine social media operation that focused on investigating something on behalf of Turkey while he was also assigned to the Trump campaign, feeding data to Flynn--and Bannon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure, dating an 18-year-old half your age can be a hot thing, but you can't have deep, meaningful conversations about things like not setting your house on fire
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The areas of the UK that drink the most. Alternatively, the best places to party in the UK
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robot brain surgeon can do complex procedures 50 times faster than humans, help arrange the funerals as early as the next day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The three job interview questions people are most scared of being asked. "How did you get past security" surprisingly not included
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I hope you like working overtime because the House just passed a law that employers no longer have to pay you time and a half for it. Instead they'll give you comp time, which you'll never be able to use because they need you for more overtime work
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Half Life 3 confirmed to have no writers
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Forget buying, I can't even rent"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
World's biggest oil companies are now seeing their highest profits in more than a year. Mostly from not pouring half their product straight into the ocean
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Sun April 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coffee: It's what's keeping you alive... ALIVE
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Yes you need to believe in unicorns ...and gravy. It's what makes life mythically delicious on a Sunday morning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sloppiest, most half-assed landlord repairs. Tell us your stories
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Morning Consult)
 
 
 
Americans trust Trump's White House to tell the truth more than they trust the media to tell the truth. Apparently, nothing is fake when everything is fake
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Le Pen is mightier in the polls than Macron
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Michael Flynn's lobbying on behalf of Turkey is now linked to the Russians. Because, really, what hasn't this man done in the last 5 years that a Russian didn't know about or authorize?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Central Florida town to fly Confederate flag at half-mast. I guess we need to send the army back down there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I knew I was trans as a child; mom didn't listen; my aunt, however, let me wear dresses and play with dolls. My aunt died; she left me a huge inheritance and my mom demands I split it with my half sister, who never liked her. What do I do?"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Japanese female MMA fighter set to fight a girl half her age. She is 24. Her opponent is 12
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Network World)
 
 
 
This is what passes for a yard sale at MIT
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Fri April 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Half of California hospitals receive a grade of C or lower for patient safety, A+ for getting monthly bills out on time
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Having built a 74-49 halftime lead, the Pacers looked like they were on track to win their first game of the series against Cleveland. And then Lebron James happened
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Solar-powered "Mr. Trash-Wheel" has now removed 1.1 million lbs of rubbish from Baltimore's Inner Harbor, including 8.9 million cigarette butts and half a million polystyrene containers. No word on how many condoms or dead bodies it's picked up
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
China building the world's largest nuclear submarine base, will crank out four subs simultaneously, allowing it to match U.S. Navy production with Type 02 diabeetus SSNs
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(SILive)
 
 
 
"After half a century in business, Doody's Home Center is closing. Another mom-and-pop operation going under. Another bit of the old Staten Island fading away". Heh...'Doody'
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Half way through a book? Skip ahead to the ending it won't ruin it for you. Better yet skip the whole book and go to the movie
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah
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Tue April 18, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
UN worker accused of robbing banks during his lunch breaks
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Soccer fans throw dead rats at opposing players. Can you get those at the concession stands?
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Fri April 14, 2017
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Actual prayer in the OK Legislature : "We pray, oh God, that our elected officials will have the courage to take care of our kids instead of upgrading the executive suites in Chesapeake arena." Fark: there is video
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers owner Dan Rooney passes away. Terrible Towels to be waved at half-staff
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Man drinks a beer for every mile of a half-marathon. And finishes in two hours
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ever notice that many major companies have their bills mailed to Delaware? Behold the tiny Wilmington building which is home to 300,000 corporate entities
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. accused of plagiarism by obscure comic
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your newspaper isn't folded evenly? Well, here comes the science. The next article will be to explain what a newspaper is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lego to launch Apollo 11 Saturn V rocket. Priced at actual cost of a Saturn V rocket
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Mon April 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
" . . . He was scared because this was the first time he was shot" Because after a half-dozen times or so, I guess you get used to it
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Here's a list of everyone Hillary Clinton is blaming. Not on the list, Hillary Clinton
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having not seen "Splash," Fresno police are asking for help identifying a wet, half-naked woman with webbed feet they found wandering around a golf course at 3am
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans are responsible for only 3% of health care costs. The other half are the ones you see standing in front of you at Walmart
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This is the worst corner kick I have ever seen in the English Premiere League, we are all worse athletes for having watched it, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House: 'our poll numbers are tanking and half of us are under investigation. I know - let's taunt the dynamite monkey that'll distract people from our problems.'
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
White Sox play rescheduled home opener in front of thousands of fans disguised as seats
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Mon April 03, 2017
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
By doubling down on drama rather than facts, leaders of the Democratic Party show disdain for nearly half the country who voted for Trump and a seditious inclination to destroy his presidency
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Sat April 01, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
High winds? High waves? Dinky little sailboat? Big pier? Checkaroonie all around
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gilbert Baker dead at 65. Rainbow flags to be flown at half-staff
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
West beats the East in the McDonald's All-America high school game. Unfortunately half the players will have a career in the NBA, the other half a career at McDonald's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New principal suspends half of high school after unexcused repeat absences. Joe Clark approves
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
Weeners
 
Sausage dog gets stuck in fence, firefighters bring mustard
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Cheapest house in San Francisco costs $499,000, is uninhabitable
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trumpscare did not have the support of the majority of Trump voters
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
"...But OK Computer isn't just some fuzzy, half-formed, crystal-ball prophecy. Each song actually yields a vivid premonition of life as it is lived now"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Could this be the timeline that breaks the whole Russia issue wide open? Knowing is half the battle
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A family earning over $105,000 still can't afford more than half of U.S. colleges
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In the old days, we called believing in something because your friend said it was true "argumentum ad verecundiam" and it was a logical fallacy. Today, we call it social networking, and it's worth billions of dollars and elects Presidents
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