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Sun July 24, 2016
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(Google)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design your own tombstone (link goes to GIS)
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You know your future marriage is in trouble when your fiancé attempts to bury you in a shallow grave
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two-day shipping now comes with half a percent of your student loan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Give the King of Hearts a modern makeover
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Butt-Fumble it shall be
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What was the very best play of Ken Griffey Jr.'s Hall of Fame career? Good luck picking just one
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With his acceptance speech hours away, Trump's campaign is: A) chilling the bubbly, B) beginning debate prep, or C) rewriting half of his speech to avoid plagiarizing others
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So there you are, peacefully playing your flute on your paddleboard in Half Moon Bay. What could possibly happen?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon customers will soon have goods delivered within a half-hour of ordering them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rob Halford goes onstage with BABYMETAL to perform "Painkiller" and "Breaking the Law" - what could be more metal?
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Enjoy a relaxing massage from a half-ton industrial robot - and try not to make any sudden moves
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let's look at all of the Republicans who either caved in to the inevitable and halfheartedly endorsed Trump and those who just said "f*ck it" and outright slammed him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry's horror-comedy, 'Tyler Perry's Boo A Madea Halloween' (written and directed by Tyler Perry) will give you nightmares, though probably not Tyler Perry intended
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Chachi's comments at the Republican convention killed Happy Days creator Garry Marshall
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Tue July 19, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Baio, appearing live on TV with MSNBC's Tamron Hall, speaks warmly about composing his RNC speech while sitting in church on Sunday. Hall: "Did you post the Hillary C*NT picture to your Twitter feed in church on Sunday?"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
It's the middle of summer, so retailers promptly roll out their Halloween merchandise. Next up: Christmas specials in August
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Antonio Sabato Jr., former soap opera actor, reality dating star, and dancing with stars, was an RNC "keynote" speaker, and he used the platform to say that America has had a "Muslim president for the last seven and a half years"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Bi-partisan Photoshop Challenge: Create brand new logos for the presidential campaigns
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Workmen asphalt around disabled woman protesting street paving, creating a new road island
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Giddy-up dark-horse challenger could enter GOP race and leave road apples at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers working in the Netherlands have developed an atomic-scale rewritable data-storage device capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, or about half of your Mom's porn collection
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Sun July 17, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Future baseball Hall of Fame inductee Ichiro Suzuki is now only 6 hits shy of 3,000. Not bad for a guy who didn't get to MLB until the age of 27
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Nate Thurmond, NBA Hall of Fame legend, and one of the 50 greatest players in the history of the league, leaves the court at age 74
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Sat July 16, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza's hit piece "Hillary's America" gets slammed by known left-wing rag New York Post. "Cheesier than a Kraft Singles truck but half as subtle"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In London, 24-hour party people are going cuckoo for "cocopops," 4% ABV fizzy coconut-water drinks neither as sweet as Smirnoff Ice nor as challenging as craft beer
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Fri July 15, 2016
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
"I'm told there are Pokemons in the courthouse hallways. I have no idea what that means, but they better not approach the jurors"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Get out the tape measures for the 10 longest MLB home runs of the first half. Nearly a full mile of dingers
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Due to the demand for "perfect" fruits and vegetables, the U.S. throws away half the produce it grows
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clinton calls for unity, half of America idiots
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Arson plan found to be half-baked after police find DNA on tailpipe potato
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Hard to say which is more remarkable: The fact that Trump campaign has yet to run a single TV ad, or that almost half of voters surveyed say they think they have seen one of his ads anyway
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Man missing 90% of his brain challenges basic theories of consciousness, Hillary Clinton in November election
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Whale shark doesn't give a crap if diver films him...oh wait...yes he does
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In 2012 Mitt Romney made a big show of giving prime time speaking slots to Rice, Martinez and Haley. Four years later, Trump is in such a deep hole he can't even match Romney's ability to have women stand up for him at the convention"
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Sun July 10, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Live in Michigan? Like craft beer? Like to support local farmers? Well, about half of youse guys are going to appreciate this news
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hallmark's annual Star Trek scene Christmas ornament is a thing of beauty, if a little salty
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
One of the weirdest games in baseball was this 66-error gem and it wasn't even the weirdest game the Paris Quicksteps played that month: "A few weeks later they challenged a barefoot team whose players believed they ran faster without shoes"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Neanderthals, the other white meat
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Half of the high-paying jobs in America now require this skill ... and it's a talent you likely don't have. No, not that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows monkeys know what they don't know - which puts them ahead of roughly half the human population
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Humpback whale carcass washes ashore in Alaska. Get the dynamite
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Every winter, the population of great white sharks along the west coast disappears deep into the Pacific Ocean-swimming for 30 to 40 days to reach a point halfway between Mexico and Hawaii. And no one knows why. Solution: Attach cameras to the sharks
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hillary won the email battle. But then suddenly, another challenger appears
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I'm a vegetarian but I have to attend a potluck where meat will be served. Should I not go? HALP
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime gets all the 'Matrix' and 'Lethal Weapon' movies in exclusive Warner Brothers contract. So that's approximately two good movies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It doesn't take much to get the internet outraged, so you probably gotta figure that anything called the "Panty Challenge" where women show off the insides of their underwear after a day's use might be controversial
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
I think I'll drive around in this stolen car with my half pound of pot
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A NASCAR team is building the first internal combustion engine to go into outer space. The biggest challenge is to prevent the rocket from repeatedly turning left
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design an ad campaign for Scooby Snacks
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle house sells for double the asking price, nearly half a million dollars, despite being too dangerous to actually enter
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter Toronto halts Canada's biggest pride parade to demand gay police officers be banned from future parades, which is strange because it's not like black culture has traditionally had a problem with gays
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Leming jumps off cliff, cheerleader hopefuls work on the Detroit Lions' cheer, and tiny American flags at half-mast: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/26 - 7/2
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Sun July 03, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mega Millions, tired of all the publicity Powerball has been getting, wants to let everyone know that their jackpot is now up to nearly half a billion. And tickets are only half as expensive as PB, so stock up
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what a sold-out show at Wembley actually looks like when scalpers are left holding more than half of the 90,000 Rhianna tickets because they asked astronomical prices
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(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Some stories are all about the numbers: 12-year-old girl. Six-year-old sister. Forty-mile police chase at 118mph. A full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes and two pairs of sunglasses just assumed
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
So few pro golfers are willing to play in the Olympics that you could probably represent your country if you just show up in Rio with a half-set of clubs next month. And the golfers who are afraid to play? "What a shower of wusses"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he loves unions so much more than Hillary does. So much more that he spent half a million dollars to keep the maids at his Vegas hotel from trying to unionize. Fark: They did anyway
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Fri July 01, 2016
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Step 1: See where plane crashes. Step 3: Call 911. Step 2: Determine if you are having a hallucination courtesy of a sleeping pill
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add "waterspouts" to long list of other commute challenges in Sunshine State
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
White corrections officer sees no problem with his blackface Halloween costume: 'I actually won first prize because no one's ever seen a black gangster Santa Claus before'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man watching new shark attack movie The Shallows surprised to learn it's in 4D
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Thu June 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New report says the oil industry could fall $2 trillion short of cash. To make up the difference, executive bonuses to be slashed by as much as half
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Tue June 28, 2016
(LA Kings Insider)
 
 
 
After decades of being snubbed, Rogie Vachon, an all-star goalie in the '70s who raised the LA Kings from total mediocrity, is given Hockey Hall of Fame honors. "It's very frustrating ... a lot of people thought I was already in the Hall of Fame"
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Sega wants to make Sonic the Hedgehog an entertainment icon. Shall we consider him one or does he still play second fiddle to a mustached plumber?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Buddy Ryan dies at age 82. Batteries at Lincoln Field to be lowered to half mast
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Mon June 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl loses right eye to cancer. Now wears "Coming Soon" patch over socket until she gets prosthetic eye, perfect for Halloween pirate costume
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wales has culture. Wait a second, that doesn't sound right. Whales have culture. There we go
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(Hockey Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
Introducing your 2016 Hockey Hall of Fame inductees, including the petulant child that gave the Colorado Avalanche its first Stanley Cup
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tiny American flags at half-mast today
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Yamaha comes out with some new concept vehicles. Shall we discuss the pros and cons of them?
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Sun June 26, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pete Rose admitted to Hall of Fame Lite
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory swims to a second week at #1 with $75 million, Independence Day 2 bombing at #2 with $43 million. Shark bait The Shallows beached at #4 with $16 million, Free State of Jones bombing at #5 with $7 million, The Neon Demon not even on board
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this whale of a good time
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're at the bar, having a few drinks. Someone challenges you to a game of billiards. Do you really get better at shooting pool after a few drinks, or do you just THINK you do?
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a totally normal and not-confusing ruling the Supreme Court says that states cannot make it a crime to refuse to take a blood test when suspected of drunk driving, but states CAN criminalize refusing to take a breathalyzer test
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Come for Macklemore challenging a floor full of office workers to a dance-off, stay for the white people trying to dance
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
The Illinois DOT warns that all state road projects will be halted as of July 1, as good intentions and civic pride don't translate into actual paychecks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You may base your acceptance guidelines on race/gender/religion. California Libs: Challenge accepted
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(mainfun)
 
 
 
Photoshop this haunting hallway
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Perhaps the most challenge part of being a Distinguished Young Woman of Delaware is all the oyster eating contests you have to participate in. "You struggle to hold down a ball of slime so raw it's hard to believe that it's not still alive"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Tyrion, Cersei, Jon, Jaime and Daenerys will deposit half a million per episode into the Iron Bank for the next two seasons
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Columbus, Ohio wins 2016 "Smart City Challenge". Immediately gets swirly from Akron and Youngstown
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas mom has surgery, now has British accent. Shall we say cheers to that?
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dolan family completes sale of Cablevision to Netherlands-based company. Next up: The Knicks, the Rangers, Madison Square Garden, Radio City Music Hall, AMC network, the L.A. Forum
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It starting to look like half the population of Orlando reported the nightclub shooter to the FBI at one time or another. The latest? A fellow worshipper at his mosque who called the FBI two years ago after a conversation with Mateen disturbed him
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
As far as miserable cities with a championship drought, San Diego's was already longer than Cleveland's, and they don't have nice things like seasons or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the invasive tropical 'Devil Firefish' that is so lethal even sharks won't go near it. It's coming soon to a lake near you
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Inspired by the efforts of America's FBI, Russia's freedom-loving Duma introduces law to mandate encryption backdoors on behalf of the FSB. What a country
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop challenge - anything to do with 'run', 'ran' or 'running'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
One-third of Valve is now currently working on VR. Wait, one-third. Three one-thirds equal a whole. HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Old and busted: Doing the Cherrios Challenge on your sleeping babies. New and even more bizarre: Doing the Cherrios Challenge on your pet lizard
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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Mon June 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"We fully intend to renew our challenge to Connecticut's blatantly unconstitutional ban as soon as there are five Justices sitting on the Supreme Court committed to the proper understanding of the Second Amendment"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Drug name or Tolkien Elf? Subby got 28/30. Your nerdliness is challenged
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the summer gave us some of the most craptacular big-name movies ever made: Howard the Duck, Shanghai Surprise, Under the Cherry Moon, Maximum Overdrive and Cobra. 1986 was so bad, picking Razzies winners was a challenge
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Sun June 19, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Running a marathon is pretty challenging as it is. Adding a pissed off bear to the equation is a bit over the top
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg reassert his championship dominance after Hamilton shiat the bed starting 10th? Will Force India shock the world and challenge for the win with Perez on the front row? This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Europe (Baku) at 9am ET on NBCSN
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Latest Internet dad challenge: Seeing how many Cheerios you can balance on your baby's head while they sleep
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(And the sign says)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Rewrite this highway warning sign
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"I can't give you a speeding ticket; you're Eddie Van Halen. But I should arrest you for letting Gary Cherone in the band"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"The story of the Arctic is written in whale earwax"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Venezuelan schools have no class and no principals, also no food and armed robbery in the hallways. American inner city schools look on with envy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Common expressions: "B the e b" and "A r w u in an e". Halp?
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Inferse)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out new tool to help prevent suicides, presumably by unfriending more than half of the people you know
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
New listing: Four bedroom, two and a half bath 2-story with hardwood floors, study, gameroom, minor panda infestation
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Scott Walker is shocked, SHOCKED that polls show half of Wisconsin thinks the state on the wrong track, because that's not what he hears at listening sessions where questions are screened and approved before the event
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stop Subby if you heard this one before, oil could lose more than half of its value to about $20
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
New study says men are half as likely to go to a doctor than women due to lack of time, embarrassment, fear of the latex glove
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Domnhall Gleeson to play the creator of Winnie the Pooh
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Tue June 14, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"At one time we had strippers clopping down the hall here registering at the license office"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jodi Ernst doesn't want to have soldiers forced to eat their vegetables. Being shipped out halfway across the world just to fight your misbegotten wet dream of uber nationalism is still good though
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're part of a Fitbiatchallenge with your friends, the best way to ensure that you win is to attach the device to a chainsaw, a ceiling fan, or a puppy
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Mon June 13, 2016
(White House)
 
 
 
Subby is trying to get President Obama to award posthumous Medal of Freedom to guy who single-handedly almost halved the losses on 9/11. Would appreciate every Farker's help. DIT
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Sat June 11, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The Indy 500 may be the most prestigious race in the IndyCar Series, but this one is still the longest we'll have all year. The Wild Asphalt Circus returns to Texas for the Firestone 600 (8PM ET, NBCSN)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished needlepoint
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Substitute one famous movie animal/creature for another and revise the poster
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says Donald Trump knew attacking Hispanic judges was wrong. The busboy at his table listened halfheartedly to Carson, then proceeded to post the nutjob's rantings on Twitter
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Half of all unemployed Americans have given up looking for work. The rest were hoping the first group would find a job, and then take it when they were inevitably laid off
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Western Lacrosse Association makes BC senior team post a $25,000 bond to stop them startng line brawls at the end of every game: "When a win is assured - how shall we say it - all hell breaks loose" (w/ vid of hell breaking loose)
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Paralyzed former-Olympic gold medalist receives apology from hotel after employee refers to her as a cripple, only because she couldn't be bothered to get up and kick his ass down the hallway (tag for employee)
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump used Queen's "We Are The Champions" at his speech last night and the spinning of Freddie Mercury in his grave powered London for half the night? Well, Dr. Brian May wants you to know that probably won't be happening anymore
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
An intoxicated woman instructed her children to blow into her car's breathalyzer so she could drive drunk
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Bourdain updates world on latest projects, switches from intolerance of vegans and Fieri to intolerance of gluten-free dieters and juicers. "I don't think half of these people even understand what they're talking about. I'm quite sure of it, in fact"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda challenges ticket bots to a duel. Because that worked out so well for the original Hamilton
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(Sherdog)
 
 
 
Brock Lesnar: I challenged Vince McMahon to an arm-wrestling contest to fight at UFC200
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chicago to stick a giant phallus in its giant, gaping hole
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
So the Carolina Hurricanes, formerly the Hartford Whalers, may be packing up and moving again. Destination? Las Vegas, nixing the NHL expansion draft
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Boston Globe Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fist bump on behalf of the Red Stockings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
U.S. set to approve a private moon mission. We aren't saying it's whalers on the moon, but it might be whalers on the moon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Half of voters want Rubio. The other half want Pitbull
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Thu June 02, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Between 2008 and 2011, 1 in every 8 murders in Atlantic City took place at Trump's Taj Mahal casino
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wrestler Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka found not competent to stand trial for a 30-year-old killing, as he appears to be suffering dementia. Either that or he drank from the wrong chalice in the chamber of the Holy Grail (with pic)
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
There's a weird disease killing poor workers all over the world but it has a stupid name like a Van Halen album
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently ISIS had their own version of The Mountain. "Had" being the operative word however as he was last seen being dumped bound and half naked into the bed of pickup truck by Syrian government forces
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How not to fool police by faking a breathalyzer test when you've been pulled over for drunk driving: Pretend you're incapable of exhaling
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pleated Jorts: Great fashion, right? My wife says I have to throw away my whole collection of pleated jorts and Hawaiian print shirts. HALP
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Public urged to stay away from decomposing whale with "face eaten off"
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(Network World)
 
 
 
CEO falsely claims to be a lawyer, fakes documents, fabricates lawsuits, conjures up a non-existent judge, gets caught, pays victims a half-million settlement and blames it all on an unnamed co-worker. Ta-da
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Because nothing says fun quite like having your cruise ship arrive at the dock with a dead fin whale draped across its bow
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After knowing her for a year and a half, man decides to betray her trust. After observing him for a few minutes, these ladies got her back
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Whale vomit beer
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Let us ponder the great sculptures in history: Michelangelo's David, Rodin's Thinker, two girls taking a selfie outside city hall in Sugar Land, Texas
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Here's how VR is going to turn your place into a dive pool hall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds neathderthals were stocky from birth, your mom
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
HALO character look-alike charged in bank robbery
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I know what I will be wearing for Halloween
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
50% of the population found to be engaged in 50% of the trolling on the Internet. Still only getting paid 70% of what the other half is getting paid for it
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX is going for the three-peat with another sea barge landing, this time around attempting a daytime high speed re-entry after a high orbiatchallenge. Live feed links in thread. UPDATE: Launch has been scrubbed until Friday
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Tim Eyman, with half of his ego-centric initiatives declared unconstitutional in the State of Washington, is going back to the voters. A true tax patriot indeed
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric declares half the internet haram
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Okay, so this primary season isn't going to be a total bust. We're gonna get a Trump/Sanders debate and it. Shall. Be. Glorious
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Wed May 25, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientist on vacation in France checks out local cave on a hunch, re-dates its 47,600-year-old stalagmites as 176,500 years old and almost certainly broken off by organized team of Neanderthals for some weird ritual. Now that's a productive vacation
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Groping Caregiver" sexually assaults 17-year-old mentally challenged girl, gives rise to new punk rock band name
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the NRA thought having a washed-up country musician in a ridiculous outfit spouting rambling threats would actually intimidate Iran. Let's watch, shall we?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cash is used in less than half of all transactions in the UK. Consumers in the U.S. are reminded that cash is that stuff they used to have in their pockets before 2008
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the wayback machine to the time when half of Hillary voters said they would not support Obama. A place where the comments are actually amusing to read
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished painting
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(WWE)
 
 
 
With Seth Rollins back, is Roman's Reign in jeopardy? Who will challenge Rusev for the US Championship? Is Dana Brook the new Ric Flair? Tune in for Monday Night RAW, 8 PM EDT on USA, pre-show at 7:30 PM EDT on the 9.99
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns walk out as champion? Shall Roman overcome the odds? Can this underdog find a way to win? Is there any hope for Roman? I really hope Roman wins. I dunno what I would do if he lost. WWE Extreme Rules, starts at 7PM with a pre-show
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A 5-year-old girl suffering from arthrogryposis challenges Alfonso Ribeiro to a dance-off and he obliges. Cue the dancing Carlton gifs (with video)
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Shane Black reveals his plans for Lethal Weapon 5: I'm Gettin' To Old for This Shiat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Trump challenges Hillary to release her list of potential SC judges. Hillary states she will as soon as she gets around to releasing her Wall Street speeches
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Sex trafficker gets record sentence, which actually calculates to "halfway to almost appropriate" sentence
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brandon Phillips scares Juan Uribe half to death with a fake hidden-ball trick. Don't worry, Juan, he doesn't have the ball
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Gosh, I just have all this money. What shall I do with it? Are those battleground Senate seats I see? Have $2 million
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Scientists have determined how we can prevent half of all cancer deaths". Meanwhile, Fark scientists are working on a way to give The Washington Post more middle fingers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study shows the average person can relax and be unproductive for only 36 minutes a day. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Kentucky bourbon production is the highest it's been in nearly half a century. Thanks, Obama
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Google's new "Home" device will challenge Amazon's Echo and somehow be even more capable of privacy invasion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In any city, in any country. Go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
RIP, Bob Bennett. "I'd love to go up to every single [Muslim] to thank them for being in this country, and apologize to them on behalf of the Republican Party for Donald Trump"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia adds Tasmanian Brie and grilled Haloumi from Cyprus as more grown-up options for choosy burger eaters. With a good Australian wine, this sounds tasty
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox's fall lineup of shows to be cancelled by January contains a not-bad looking Lethal Weapon series
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The world's 500 surviving right whales have apparently left
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
Video
 
Cool: Humpback whale surfaces while feeding. GAAAH: 10 feet from your boat dock
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
La dee dee, one two three / Eric the half a bee... er, goat
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Local Brits baffled after HUGE beast washes up on beach, probably not realizing it's just a another dynamited whale
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
You can now take a lung-cancer breathalyzer
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What's the thought process here? "Hmm. This package is labeled FRAGILE and about the size of an LP record. I better fold it in half and squeeze it through the mail slot just to be safe"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pfizer says Pfark it, we are blocking drugs that could be used for lethal injections
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Fri May 13, 2016
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
66 year old law firm partner/lifeguard wins age discrimination appeal challenging requirement that swim test be taken wearing a Speedo (thankfully, no photos were included in the court's opinion)
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(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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Thu May 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
So now that 'Sharks in 6' has come & gone it's anybody's game 7. It's the battle for the final spot in the round of 4.. Will it be the Preds or Sharks playing in the West Final? Puck drops @9:00ET hopes & dreams of half these guys 'round midnite
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Unsuccessful Ben & Jerry's flavors (with handy blank pint to get you started)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Unusual number" of humpback whales seen in San Francisco Bay. Starship Enterprise crew wanted for questioning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study finds that Neanderthals were killed off by bitter cold in contrast to a former theory that Homo Sapiens found them delicious
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints
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(The Australian)
 
Video
 
Amateur videographer films a pod of whales chasing and krilling a shark
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Mon May 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Baseball game delayed when half digested-fish falls from the sky
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will we find out who is challenging The Miz at Extreme Rules? Will we discover the extremes that AJ Styles will go to against Roman Reigns? Do we care? It's Monday night RAW (8 PM EDT on USA/pre-show 7:30 PM EDT)
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Upcoming Halo 5 patch will increase your crouch movement speed, so you can teabag and run more efficiently
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Half a million Nigerians displaced by Boko Haram will get $80 to help start their lives over, which is $80 more than you'll be getting if either Clinton or Trump wins
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Katie Hopkins has said she will follow through on her promise to streak naked through the streets of London with a sausage up her bum following Sadiq Khan's historic election as mayor. She will perform the ritual with Halal-sourced meat"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor responds to Arsenio Hall's lawsuit with a lovely, lady-like, response
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Let me show ya somethin'...say you're a fire marshal and you find a check from a business that failed their fire inspection, made out to a charity you volunteer for. What do you do?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Judge: "Well, who would have thought a Vauxhall Astra van could do 132 mph? Not me, that's a fact. Sadly, you have proved it can"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Doctors who were treating drug addiction of Slipknot bass player before he died are being sued by widow on behalf of daughter who was born after daddy died. Apparently, the doctors farked up, so it's their collective faults
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Fri May 06, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
$200 dollar reward offered for top half of a boat dock mannequin named 'Baby Doll.' Florida? Yes, Florida
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I need help deciding what color to paint my hallway. Off-White? Egg-shell or Antique White?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Let's see how DC suburbanites handle seeing a wild turkey wandering through Alexandria, shall we?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Whole Foods 1Q sales fall 3% as consumers are no longer tricked into buying the exact same mealy apples you could get at Walmart for half the price
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(US News)
 
 
 
Organizing the upcoming GOP convention is like being the wedding planner for a very elaborate shotgun wedding where half the people don't want to be there
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Thu May 05, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Your Pokémon has dysentery and therefore didn't make it into the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Again
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Everything you need to know about Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare, the game you may play once in a while when you don't feel like playing Halo 5 or Star Wars: Battlefront
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Time for the annual "Most fat and calorie dishes at chain restaurants" list. Or "my new updated bucket list." Depends if you see the milkshake as half-empty or half-full. Bonus - not a slideshow
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The South shall not rise again. In fact, it's sinking into the mantle
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Half of teens admit to being addicted to their phones. The other half were too distracted by their phones to answer the question
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You now have an excuse why your Labrador is fat and inhales anything that resembles food
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just when you think that no postal service can anger customers more than the USPS, Australia rises to the challenge
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodgers celebrate the end of their losing streak by -- what else? -- doing the Running Man challenge. Six games without a win would make anyone happy to dance
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
University: "We should not have paid $17,570 for a dining hall table. It was a mistake"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mom, you sacrificed for me, gave up countless hours raising me, and abandoned your youth on my behalf. And to repay you this Mother's Day, I've giving you...this crap
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of all adults say they've raided their kids' piggy banks for beer money
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Half the world's farmed fish may be hard of hearing. Bet they didn't see that coming
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that the nice weather is here again, here's how not to fark up three of the most common handyman DIY jobs. Or you can drink five beers, watch the first half of a relevant YouTube video and grab the chain saw, like always
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's not easy to take a beloved noodle brand in a massive market like India and then screw it up to the tune of half a billion dollars. But Nestlé found a way
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Fri April 29, 2016
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Man charged with animal neglect by keeping 62 ducks in the back of a van to complete the Florida Man challenge trifecta
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Halloween just got a whole lot scarier
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Marvel's 'The Punisher' officially gets own Netflix series starring Jon Bernthal. Is it too much to hope that he guns down all out all the other Hell's Kitchen heroes?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
MLB's drug testing committee tells Marlins infielder Dee Gordon to take half the season off. Bad fish
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Thu April 28, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
♪ Woooaah, we're half way there... Wooo-ooaahh, gettin' free health care...♪
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert to be reconsidered as an honoree at National Wrestling Hall of Fame; still expected to be first-ballot lock for National Child Sex Abuse Hall of Fame in Sandusky, OH
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Now you can relive all your childhood traumas and nightmares with the announcement of a new 'Watership Down' mini-series coming to Netflix. No word if it will be released on Halloween
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cops find a naked woman and a half naked man sleeping in the passenger seat of a car parked in a handicap spot. "When asked why he was parked, the man said, 'When the mood hits.' The man smelled like alcohol"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"You don't have to worry: before they were killed, your favorite celebrity was cloned. But how do we know this? A man named Donald Marshall has the answers"
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer caught on camera eating incriminating breathalyzer report to save his client
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After offending people by casting a white British woman as a male Tibetan character, Marvel couldn't possibly make a bad situation worse, could they? Challenge accepted
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
.....and now for Jesus's next miracle he dances the jig, he twerks, he backflips and halo-flings with his buskers
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl runs a half marathon by mistake. Submitter once mistook a pair of dark navy pants for black pants. That was rough
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(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Officials can't decide how to deal with dead beached whale, can't bury it, can't tow it to sea, haven't considered dynamite
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Half of all males in Western Europe "descended from one man." Best Who Do You Think You Are? episode ever
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may run your half-marathon now"
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Is wearing half a beard a thing now?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mainers: there's no way Maine Gov. Paul LePage could be any more of an anal bead plucked from Satan's own bunghole. Gov. LePage: Challenge accepted
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft and Google agree to drop mutual complaints against each other. Apparently they've settled their differences and given up on world domination, now being just satisfied with controlling half the money on the planet
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Sun April 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
What started as a would-be arrest at a Kansas motel ended with two members of the U.S. Marshals Service's Fugitive Task Force, an FBI agent, and a fourth federal agent shot, and the motel in flames
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
A look back to those halcyon days of yesteryear when the prospect of a bunch of adolescents sitting around a table in their basement playing a game of structured "make believe" was enough to throw the nation into a moral panic
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks pitcher Evan Marshall fielded a comebacker last night. The one before that nearly killed him (vid)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The first night you sleep in a new place, it seems like you were only half-asleep the whole night. Turns out, half our brain stays awake while the other half sleeps
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(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
One of the world's most respected climate scientists is also an evangelical Christian, and boy does she hear about it at church: "I study something that about half of the country and much more than half of Texas thinks is a complete hoax"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert recaps Ted "Zero" Cruz's horrendous primary night in New York, telling the creepy presumptive Zodiac Killer "On behalf of New York, suck it"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Another "writer" quits New York Observer over Trump endorsement. This time it's the food critic. I find him shallow and pedantic, like the meatloaf
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half-naked firemen pose with adorable puppies for charity. Estrogen levels in Australia reported at near-record high levels
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contemporary journalist tries to match booze legend Winston Churchill drink for drink for one day. Tag is for the man who could drink every Farker under the table with half his liver tied behind his back
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Tue April 19, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
1986 in pictures. Cher you're thinking of red-lighting this, but I pity the fool that doesn't do the right thing. It may be Challenging but I think we can reach a Concorde-ance and look at the past that Woz
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The sun tried to challenge Coco Crisp, but Coco prevailed with a magnificent catch. Rajai Davis last seen taking notes
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Those rednecks forced me to take off my head covering for their booking photos." "Let's check those photos, shall we?" *lawsuit dropped*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's why Neanderthals had better teeth than you do
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
With Kobe retired, someone had to step up and be the superstar who shoots their team out of a playoff game by missing 26 shots. Kevin Durant accepted the challenge
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Gamers force ROCKSTAR Entertainment to admit Red Dead 2 is real the old fashioned way, by finding leaked info and sharing it on the web. This means Half-Life 3 is definitely happening
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
With all the impeachment craziness going on in Brazil, one little fact seems to have escaped most of the media's attention: half of the impeachment committee faces corruption charges themselves
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Sun April 17, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Improve Australia's new $5 note
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Almost every website, be it a newspaper or a personal blog, has struggled with comments. Controversial topics and anonymous commenters are especially prone to incivility. Perhaps this is why only about half of news sites provide for user comments"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Sport Chalet is buried in an avalanche of debt and has stopped all online sales and will close all stores
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venezuela hopes to avert a massive energy crisis by setting their clocks forward half an hour
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all Super PAC money in the United States comes from the same 50 donors. Oligarchy? What's that?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Only your one true love would tell you to get back into the truck. So you could keep inhaling the carbon monoxide so you can finally commit that suicide you've been talking about
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all US households belong to Amazon Prime, according to new report. Man, that fine print in EULA gets you every time
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ah, beachcombing: you never know what you might find, be it pirate treasure, sea shells, or insanely valuable whale vomit
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Wed April 13, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Financially troubled Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson certainly has enough money to throw at strippers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fresh from their Happy Birthday song victory, lawyers try to overcome the copyright for "We Shall Overcome"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So.....how did Neanderthals get herpes?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(LAist)
 
 
 
Nothing could go wrong if we build a school on a site referred to as "a former toxic concrete mountain." Basketball-court sized sinkhole: Challenge accepted
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens argues that his statistics are good enough to get him into the NFL Hall of Fame. Apparently he doesn't realize he isn't there because even with those stats he still got dumped by six different teams
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Create a ransom note that someone would be willing to pay
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
14 of the finest minds in the U.S. explain why Trump is the one to vote for... Including the soon-to-be-classic logic, "We don't need some clown that's gonna play saxophone on The Arsenio Hall show"
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why a rural farm in Potwin, Kansas, owned by an 82-year-old woman, attracts so much attention from FBI agents, federal marshals, IRS collectors and others
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The ice bucket challenge is for wimps. The truly hard core take the malaria infested mosquito challenge
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Sat April 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Subby misses "The Soup," but Joel McHale continues to be "more boss than The Boss," anyway
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Get jiggy with this puzzle piece
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Overweight dog loses half his body weight. Goes from chunky to hunky
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Steve Miller, your dad's favorite music artist, goes all Johnny Rotten at his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan invents the salad cake: all the spongy texture of a cake, all the great flavor and vegetable-based nutrition of a salad. We shall call it....sake! No wait
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who had half his penis amputated speaks out, presumably in a higher pitch
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Carolina Governor Haley on the "Religious Freedom" bill the legislature is putting forward: "Who is this for, because no one in our state is asking for this"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Canadian athlete becomes Rosie Ruiz of triathalon: "Doping is reprehensible, but cutting the course is worse, almost incomprehensible"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
To the disbelief of women everywhere, researchers say modern men lack the Y chromosome from Neanderthals
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who had a stroke running in a marathon says he's got half a mind to run in another one
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dear US Marshals: I got this. Signed, Michonne
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that male sperm whales bash their junk together. No, that's actually what it says
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Half Paycheck
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Expert warns that way too many kids are running around with asthma inhalers these days. Okay, maybe more 'stumbling and gasping' but still
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Gallant buys the ladies beer. Goofus steals a 63 year old woman's beer, drinks it, takes his shirt off, challenges everyone to a fight then shakes granny violently before beating her
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
On the eve of his induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame, Allen Iverson is talking about his "practice" rant. Not a game, not a game, he's talking about his "practice" rant
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your weapon can easily be broken in half by the person you're trying to threaten with it, maybe you should reconsider your fight
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(Albany Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you know how to make a bomb out of popsicle sticks, duct tape and a chalupa, the defense department would like a word
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Tue April 05, 2016
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Danerys opens up about Khal's Drogo, demands close-ups of all Game of Thrones penises, thank you very much
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
For decades millions of statin users have complained the drugs caused muscle pain and weakness and the medical community has chalked it up to their imagination. But now that it's been seen in a study of 500 people, they are VERY CONCERNED
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Governor Pat McCrory: "Nobody would actually kill jobs in North Carolina over our bigoted anti-LGBT law." PayPal CEO Dan Schulman: "Challenge accepted"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Batik shreds TransNusa at Halim Perdanakusuma
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Fun facts about Panama. It's the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic, 7/10 residents have never heard of the song "Panama" by Van Halen, and oh, Panama might win Bernie Sanders the presidency
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What are we talkin' 'bout here? We talkin' 'bout Shaq, Yao and Iverson getting elected to the Hall of Fame. Elected, not excluded
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will be the first to challenge new champ Roman Reigns? IS Shane McMahon still in ICU? DOES Becky Lynch need a consolation hug/dry hump after last night? LIVE from DALLAS, THIS is YOUR Post-WrestleMania Monday Night RAW thread (8pm ET on USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET)
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton camp celebrating rare and coveted "Half True" ruling by Politifact on her latest email comments
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Half of all adults have a stash of childhood toys put away in hopes they'll be worth money some day. That percentage must rise to about 98 per cent around here
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Sat April 02, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Snoop Dogg's ode to weed be longer than Mr. T's mama opus? Is Badstreet technically a Freebird? Does Sting's induction mean that the Blade Runners are now a team worthy of the WWE Hall of Fame? (Ceremonies begin at 8 PM on WWE Network)
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see a patent lovely as a tree
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
State Department halts review of Clinton emails ... at FBI request
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Time and time again political junkies dimly sight the great white whale of politics--the contested convention--on the far horizon, only to have it vanish beneath the waves again. This time it may be for real
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Food.com)
 
 
 
Phall, the hottest curry of them all
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Thu March 31, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Finally, a worthy challenger to the two party system as Andrew W.K. forms the Party Party
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Hey, could a living creature be as big as a galaxy? **long bong exhale** And if both our brains and our neurons were 10 times bigger, does that mean we'd have 10 times fewer thoughts during our lifetimes?
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Double date fun: Rupert Murdoch & Jerry Hall with Rupert's ex & Vladimir Putin. No, really
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That Irish boxer who beat up half of Turkey is facing nine years in jail for it
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Town Halls/One on Ones: Kasich, Trump, Clinton, and Sanders - 7pm - 11pm tonight. Discuss
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yao Ming skips go and enters the NBA Hall of Fame under a newly created Direct Elect International Committee
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Actual scientific study: People zone out on purpose when tasks are not challenging enough
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is holding a Town Hall for the remaining three GOPers, with Trump and Cruz squaring off while Kasich is relegated to tertiary status. Which evil will the Cheeseheads embrace? Town Hall Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on CNN
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
"To Kill a Mockingbird" author Harper Lee called Atlantic City's Trump Taj Mahal "worst punishment God can devise" for sinners
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers performing necropsies on sperm whales washed up on the beach discover their stomachs contain fishing nets, car parts, plastic buckets, wooden puppet, crickets
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Police are advocating body cams, but only to spy on defense attorneys who have to depose them in the court hallway...by law
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress wants NIH to challenge patent on prostate cancer drug, developed with tax dollars, that sells in Japan and Sweden for $39,000 and in Canada for $30,000, but in the U. S. costs $129,000. Problem?
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Apparently, there are no rules as to who is in the WWE hall of fame, as Snoop Dogg is inducted
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Park Avenue bistro Les Halles, made globally famous through writings of former executive chef Anthony Bourdain, abruptly closes after 25-year run
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(WUWT)
 
 
 
Fortunately, Marshall Islands residents won't have to flee to Arkansas after all
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Sun March 27, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay, so you've finished your Easter egg hunt and stuffed yourself silly with chocolate. Here's a challenge to bring yourself out of your sugary haze
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Millennials might whine that they hate online ads, but they make half of all their purchases based on them
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