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341 headlines found matching 'hal'
Sat April 22, 2017
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Xfinity Series is back in action at the track that now stands on the hallowed ground that once was home to Bristol Motor Speedway in the Patrick Fitzgerald/Gerald Fitzpatrick Glider Kits 300, Noon ET on FS1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Air Marshals do not receive sufficient on-the-job training to know they shouldn't leave loaded guns in a plane's lavatory
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Fri April 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In news that's not at all alarming, half of the Trump luxury condos/home-building lots sold since the election have gone to shell companies
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Half of California hospitals receive a grade of C or lower for patient safety, A+ for getting monthly bills out on time
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Having built a 74-49 halftime lead, the Pacers looked like they were on track to win their first game of the series against Cleveland. And then Lebron James happened
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court allows Arkansas to at least execute the black guys before lethal injection drug expires
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SeaWorld Texas celebrates the birth of what might be the last captive killer whale
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Half a league onward, all in the Valley of Death rode the 300
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Replace "Japan" with "Malta" and "whales" with "birds" and you get the gist of this article
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear World, If you would like the United States to bomb and invade a country, just produce some stories about babies being thrown from incubators. Republicans eat this stuff up as justification for war. Love, UN Ambassador Nikki Haley
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Solar-powered "Mr. Trash-Wheel" has now removed 1.1 million lbs of rubbish from Baltimore's Inner Harbor, including 8.9 million cigarette butts and half a million polystyrene containers. No word on how many condoms or dead bodies it's picked up
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Raul Labrador (R-etriever) booed at town hall meeting when he defend's Trump's mockery of a disabled reporter by pointing out that time Obama...Obama....wait, he had something for this
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(SILive)
 
 
 
"After half a century in business, Doody's Home Center is closing. Another mom-and-pop operation going under. Another bit of the old Staten Island fading away". Heh...'Doody'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Low approval ratings will be the hallmark of Trump's presidency
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
At age 73, Lauren Hutton is modeling underwear. Your age can be determined by how long you read this part before the gooseneck halberd Socrates croissant lasso Ohio Players gargoyle kicks in
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Half way through a book? Skip ahead to the ending it won't ruin it for you. Better yet skip the whole book and go to the movie
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Mark Sanford loves town halls and has such enthusiasm for them, despite the fact that they end in humiliating chaos, that it's clear he's a masochist
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Democrats' new challenge in Georgia: Sustaining the momentum" of yet another DLC boor with impossible-to-nail-down policy superpositions
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why don't conservatives trust the mainstream media? Could it be because they're all being characterized as "trailer-park, Oxy-snorting half-wits who divide their time between retweeting Alex Jones fantasies and ironing their Klan hoods"? Naaaaah
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Only thing more depressing than losing your wallet is finding out some people have been getting together for a drinking challenge in your honor for 14 years without inviting you
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer officer fired after showing up for work drunk
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, DiMaggio's 56-game hit streak will probably never be broken. However, neither will the record of Hall of Famer Joe Sewell, who went an amazing 516 plate appearances without ever striking out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Doug LaMalfa's (R) response to boos at his town hall meeting:"Do you yell at church?" Audience members:"Do you lie at church?"
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Claire McCaskill sets out to prove the GOP doesn't have a lock on embarrassing town halls
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Democratic Party's best challenger to conservative lightning rod, Rep Steve King of Iowa, is a former psychic who called herself 'the Spirit Weaver'
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Sat April 15, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baseball Hall of Fame says it's lacking artifacts from the Cubs World Series season. After 108 years, if they want artifacts how about just some of their season ticket holders?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
None shall pass: residents near the Hollywood Sign happy to see littering, urinating-in-the-bushes tourists gone, but protesters will rally Saturday to demand access at closed gate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's nearly Easter, and President Trump has yet to find a DC church to celebrate it in yet. But it's challenging for him to find one with high enough denomination
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Having recently awakened from a coma, on Mars, in a cave, an astute journalist has noticed that perhaps maybe, just maybe the President shouldn't be sending out hallucinatory tweets at 6am
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are eight old-fashioned manners that you can comfortably leave behind. Now let the guest order their meal first, then we shall follow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four Good Friday games for our pleasure with Rangers-Canadiens, Blue Jackets-Penguins, Blues-Wild, and Sharks-Oilers. Let's have it, shall we? Puck drops at 7pm ET
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed you want to run away from it all? If so, how did you deal with it? Took a mini vacay? Joined a spin class? Put up a sexy profile on Tinder? HALP (don't tell me to call a doc, they would 5150 me so fast it's not even funny)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake holds a town hall and angrily lays out a "code of conduct" for attendees. Things quickly go downhill from there, with Flake defending Trump and a voter sighing, "Can you please take your job more seriously?"
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The Toyota FT-4X design team was challenged with making a vehicle uglier and more unsellable than both the Aztek and the Element. Did they succeed? You decide
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Steelers owner Dan Rooney passes away. Terrible Towels to be waved at half-staff
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Man drinks a beer for every mile of a half-marathon. And finishes in two hours
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Irish burger chain challenges McDonald's ability to register every name that starts with 'Mc', being a trademark bully
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP REP from OK says he cancelled his town hall meeting due to "safety concerns". According to the owners of the venue, what he was afraid of was attendees being allowed to carry highly dangerous sheets of red and green paper to express opinions
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Tom McClintock (R-Lalalala I Can't Hear You) holds a town hall that goes off the rails rather swiftly
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After yesterday's less than successful launch, The NHL's Bracket Challenge© is finally actually working, which is good, because all your brackets need to be set before first post season pucks drop tomorrow. GAME ON HOCKEY FARKERS
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Mon April 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
" . . . He was scared because this was the first time he was shot" Because after a half-dozen times or so, I guess you get used to it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's check the facts on Susan Rice's bogus claim that President Obama got Syria to "verifiably give up its chemical weapons stockpile", shall we?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's been quite the slow last week in the news, hasn't it? But today we shall see The Return of the Spice. Sean should be rested and refreshed and ready to spin away. It's the Daily Press Briefing thread. (1:30 PM EDT)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL post season tournament is set and the means it's time for the NHL Bracket Challenge©. There's just a few days to sign up or sign in and make your best pick in Hockey Farker's very own league. Details in the "boobies"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cancer in the presidency isn't his staff-though they reflect his shoddy intellect, his shallow impulsiveness, his loose grasp of reality, and Chinese-menu ideology. The problem is Trump himself, and nothing and no one can change that"
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Fri April 07, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Asthma inhalers recalled due to airflow problems
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'You would likely stay at the bottom to be consumed by the Bone-eating snot flower, which usually eats whale bones but would probably make an exception in this case'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having not seen "Splash," Fresno police are asking for help identifying a wet, half-naked woman with webbed feet they found wandering around a golf course at 3am
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans are responsible for only 3% of health care costs. The other half are the ones you see standing in front of you at Walmart
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House: 'our poll numbers are tanking and half of us are under investigation. I know - let's taunt the dynamite monkey that'll distract people from our problems.'
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Tue April 04, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fails the "Tex-Ass Challenge." Death-by-weird-food-challenge trifecta is now in play, in what may be the most American trifecta in history
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Mon April 03, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1978, Annie Hall beats out Star Wars for Best Picture. La-di-da, la-di-da, la la
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
By doubling down on drama rather than facts, leaders of the Democratic Party show disdain for nearly half the country who voted for Trump and a seditious inclination to destroy his presidency
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Sun April 02, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, the show that brought you Bill Nye & Joel McHale was Almost Cancelled for broadcasting that Seattle's Space Needle had collapsed. To be fair, the WTC & Murrah Federal Buildings were still around
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
As it turns out, we don't know a lot about whale vaginas, because scientists are all about the male bits. What a bunch of dorks
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gilbert Baker dead at 65. Rainbow flags to be flown at half-staff
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School located on continent where lethal animals are always hunting you and the dandelions are poisonous has decided that cartwheels are just too dangerous
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Fri March 31, 2017
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
West beats the East in the McDonald's All-America high school game. Unfortunately half the players will have a career in the NBA, the other half a career at McDonald's
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Senator Richard Blumenthal will cast a no vote in confirming Gorsuch
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New principal suspends half of high school after unexcused repeat absences. Joe Clark approves
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's true, it's true that Wrestlemania Weekend kicks off with the WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony. Find yourself a tag team partner playa (a glamazon perhaps) and get ready to rock and roll. It'd be rude to miss it. Self high fives, 8pm on the WWE Network
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP lawmaker: the Bible says the unemployed shall not eat
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New York City mayor Fiorello La Guardia - Tammany Hall buster, commercial aviation advocate, comics fan
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Like that one halfling thief you can't get rid of, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week, Planescape Torment: Enhanced Edition was announced, as well as a Telltale Games GOTG game series. What's the last game you bought or was bought for you?
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Dead whale on the beach? "Blow it up." Big boulder blocking highway? "Blow it up." Dynamite is Oregon's answer to everything. With "it blowed up real good" video
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Wed March 29, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Farm challenges Nintendo to milking contest because their cow milking video game looked slow. And you thought the Paint drying game was a time waster
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A 13-second MMA video clip shows how humanity can bring fighting with each other to a complete halt
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump, the nation that puts lead sprinkles on donuts, burns tires for heat, has smog so thick that it's healthier to inhale a filter cigarette than breathe the air, and sells toxic waste as food, is now the global leader for climate change
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The evidence is now clear that the White House and Devin Nunes, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, have worked together to halt the Russia Investigation
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie decides to call on his mob ties to rid himself of a problem. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David faces his biggest challenge yet, making the series make cohesive sense. (FX 10ET)
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
And now Conservatives are challenging climate change denier and walking environmental disaster Scott Pruitt as they realize we really need this planet
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's total failure as a statesman is highlighted as members of the GOP bring Putin's advance man Nigel Farage to the United States with plot to split California in half by applying his best Leland Gaunt impression
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes makes Bill Clinton's "I smoked but I did not inhale" line look positively forthright, saying he was ON the White House grounds before his big announcement, but wasn't meeting with anyone FROM the WH
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You know what America hasn't had in awhile? A mass shooting at a night club. Cincinnati: Challenge accepted
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
"...But OK Computer isn't just some fuzzy, half-formed, crystal-ball prophecy. Each song actually yields a vivid premonition of life as it is lived now"
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham holds a town hall in deep red South Carolina to say he supports Judge Gorsuch's nomination to the Supreme Court. Let's check in to see how it goes. Ohlawdy.jpg
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Could this be the timeline that breaks the whole Russia issue wide open? Knowing is half the battle
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A family earning over $105,000 still can't afford more than half of U.S. colleges
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
The Trump family has big phallic plans for 666 5th Ave
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Thu March 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sweet Sixteen round begins Thursday. Will the Wolverines stay hot and roast the Ducks? Will the Zags show some swag against West Virginia? Will Kansas rock and chalk Purdue? Will the Musketeers slay the Wildcats? Tip-off begins at 7:09 PM ET
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A new "Hyperloop," if built, could connect Seattle and Portland in 15 minutes. Or two and a half hours if the TSA gets involved
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Not News: Almost half of of those polled want illegal border crossers deported, and are concerned that asylum-seekers of African and Middle Eastern origin will make country less safe. News: Survey taken in Canada about illegal immigration from the US
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Sat March 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round of the NCAA Tournament begins. Is your bracket still looking good? Will we see any big upsets unlike the first round? What games will you be watching? Everything gets underway at 12:10 PM EDT, so let's have some fun, shall we?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Protip: If the police want to talk to you about a robbery then maybe it's not the best idea to appear in a mannequin challenge video
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Slavishly devoted Trump supporter and Iowa senator Joni Ernst is holding a town hall in Cedar Rapids today. No word if she'll show up wearing bread bags on her feet
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Thu March 16, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley speaks out, saying that we shouldn't trust anyone involved in helping elect Trump
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(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
They're half of Bauhaus. And two-thirds of Tones on Tail and Love and Rockets. Playing all of the above on tour this summer
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover star whizzing around vast black hole at about 2.5 times the distance between Earth and the Moon, and only takes half an hour to complete one orbit
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump attorney challenges Scarborough to prove Trump team is behind tax leak, because proof is something everyone else has to provide
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cobra has escaped and is terrorizing a residential neighborhood. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
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(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
Another day, another GOP survey. You would think that if they wanted to get feedback from voters, they would hold townhalls or something
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar says what it would take for him to rejoin Van Halen. World hoping his demands are never met
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Mon March 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's fun fact: The USA has now officially spent more money trying to rebuild Afghanistan than it has spent on rebuilding Europe after WWII under the Marshall Plan
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trials to begin using dogs to detect bowel cancer. First challenge: cold noses
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't follow basketball at all, but does like to show that random guesses are just about equal to the pro picks. Which NCAA bracket challenges have the best prizes?
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm trying to mix up my lunch game (50 year-old male, want to lose about 20 pounds in the next year and a half). Show me your healthy, filling, low-calorie lunch creations that I can pack and take to work
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam invite all five of their drummers to their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. It's not like a drummer would ever have any plans, so expect all five to show up assuming their manager at Walmart grants them the day off
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
GOP wants you to know that Keith Hall is a liberal hack who isn't fit to be CBO director
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Sat March 11, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Redneck, admittedly without an education, challenges Neil deGrasse Tyson to a debate thinking he's scared. Not News: Whether or not the Earth is flat. Fark: This idiot really is a flat earther. Dumbass: Yes, he thinks the world is flat
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Fri March 10, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Humpback whales may have finally taken enough of our shiat and are now plotting to take over the world
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cancer patient calls bullshiat on Samantha Bee's 'half-apology'
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Poet files lawsuit against ex-employee, alleges violation of confidentiality agreement. I think that I shall never see / a theft so brazen as that of IP
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study suggests that some Neanderthals were vegetarians. Researchers say they ascertained this based on the discovery of ancient teeth, crude Birkenstocks and a black velvet PETA poster
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Filling in for the late Chris Squire at Yes' induction into the Rock Hall of Fame will be some Canadian ham-n-egger, Geddy something
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Troubled Littoral Combat Ship fires vertically-launched hellfire missile, surprising many with the hellfire's adaptability and the fact that the LCS didn't crack in half, run aground or catch fire during the exercise
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon shows remarkable restraint and won't blow up a dead whale that washed ashore
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Wed March 08, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Anderson Dawes going to challenge Fred Johnson for control of the OPA? Will Ganymede be the next Eros? What does Amos flashback to? Missing children? War between the Inners? Find out tonight on 'The Expanse,' 10PM EST on SyFy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Secret cave used by Knights Templar discovered in English countryside, contains three devices of lethal cunning, spiffy collection of wine goblets, elderly caretaker
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
NC Senator Thom Tillis bravely scheduled a town hall meeting... that took place via telephone
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Starburst solves the ancient problem concerning half-empty candy bowls full of the yellow variety
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea isn't going to nuke the US or Japan. Nope, they're gonna nuke Malaysia for making it so goddamn difficult to kill the half brother of Dear Leader with a nerve agent
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
First underwater footage of beaked whales captured. When asked to comment on their elusiveness, the creature responded "Meep"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We're only 46 days in a perpetual state of crisis and the Trump administration has yet to deal with a major foreign policy challenge
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
THAAD shipped to South Korea, upsetting people in a half dozen countries. Man, that Thad is a jerk
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Vancouver loses Lucifer TV series and 200 jobs, thanks to massive California tax breaks that brought production back to Hollywood and will end producers' challenges of "essentially making Vancouver locations look like Los Angeles"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Translating a Hollywood blockbuster into a foreign language is always challenging. It's especially difficult when it's Star Wars and the studio is so paranoid about leaks they don't actually let you see the movie
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Yankees' legendary grooming policy faces its stiffest challenge since Oscar Gamble
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The New York Knicks opted not to play any music, video or entertainment over the first half of Sunday's game so fans could "experience the game in its purest form." Unfortunately the experiment failed, as fans were still watching the New York Knicks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I will buy a half a year of Totalfark for the best term for "crazy trump". Orangy McHamsterhands and trumptard are out of running. Cut off is Wednesday 9 pm west coast. Awkward tag is for me...because I'm making this harder than it has to be
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. tops new Gallup list of the good jobs rate for major metro areas. Mostly because they have 535 jobs in Congress that pay $175,000 a year to work three days a week for half the year
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Fri March 03, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Hubble shows off remarkable galactic hybrid. Prius owners spotted inhaling the sweet smell of their own self worth
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Do you want half a cashier? Because this is how you get half a cashier
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's time to enjoy one of the Democratic Party's most hallowed traditions: Blaming the youth vote for their latest election loss and announcing a foolproof, can't-miss plan to get them to tear themselves away from Snapchat so they'll win the next one
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP congressman says holding town halls is like being yelled at in a ritual "that the Orientals used to do"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Just in time for Grandparents Day - Hall and Oates & Tears For Fears announce summer tour
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(Some Shredder)
 
Video
 
Skier snaps binding atop Sun Valley run, boot skis two thousand feet of vertical to lodge, where he's greeted with gibbets of flesh and flagons of mead by fellow denizens of Hall of Immortals
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
China has developed a ' 'Laser' ' that can slice armored vehicles in half. Also, it can pop balloons at a distance
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Wed March 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Colbert completed Trump's 'say it to my face' challenge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's new and improved travel ban order is going to exclude Iraq from the list of countries that travel is banned from. You know, Iraq? The country ISIS currently controls about half of? Yeah that place
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson tries to challenge the sentient bowtie controlling Bill Nye on climate change, the former eventually calling the latter a bully and shouting "You don't know" anything about science
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just when you thought you were good at sports the GOAT challenges you in her furry boots
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is avoiding town halls due to "liberal activists." Because all Republicans love him, you see
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"If anyone here knows a reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace. Not you, Mr. Whale"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saddened by the millions who turned out for the Women's Marches and the thousands packing town halls across the country, Trump Supporters are planning their OWN rallies which may be a bit smaller; but only because Trump's appeal is "more selective"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's constituents host town hall without him, talk to empty chair representing the master of Stockholm Syndrome
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Sun February 26, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Are the Town Hall Revolts working?
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Let's go inside the prison cell of Rodrigo Duterte's first political prisoner, shall we?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The republicans might be too scared to face voters at town hall meetings, but they haven't yet missed a single meeting with rich donors and their bottomless bank accounts. Priorities people. Priorities
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Subway's chicken contains about half real chicken and about half "tastes like chicken"
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Fri February 24, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Since he's been refusing to hold one on his own, Progressive activists held a "town hall meeting" featuring a cardboard cutout of Marco Rubio in place of the Senator. Unclear if anyone could tell the difference
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(AP)
 
 
 
Democratic members of congress are not having to put up with the public humiliations that are plaguing their Republican colleagues are enduring. No, it's not because their constituents love them it's because they're avoiding having town hall meetings
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Calphalon recalls 2 million kitchen knives because blades should not be breakaway
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Suggestion to Republicans: If you're going to be late to your town hall meeting, especially after your constituents have been waiting for hours to ask you questions, don't waste time when you finally arrive by praying. "They Booed the Name of Jesus"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Yertle has outlived his usefulness, according to town hall attendees
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway to angry town hall constituents: Solve your own problems, we're just in this for the grift
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: we can't go to townhall meetings, that's where someone shot Gabby Giffords. Gabby: put your big boy panties on, man up and attend your fraking meetings already you bunch of whiny crybaby losers
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls, it tolls for thee, Naked Chicken Chalupa
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Even the Republican town halls are nice in MN: Oh you better don't stop supporting Trump and stop threatening to repeal Obamacare, I may have to vote Democratic next election, dontchaknow
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton (R) has at least enough balls left to show up at his town-hall meeting. Let's see how that is gOH MY
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How bad are these town halls getting for Republicans? John McCain would rather make unannounced visits to war zones than go home to his constituents
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Can Americans not tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore? Is Politics the new hallucinatory drug? Should it be banned? What does that f*cking dragon in the kitchen think of this?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Turns out that FitBit bought Pebble for peanuts ($23 million, almost half the estimates)
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Wed February 22, 2017
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa to skip town hall meeting so he can spend more time trying to impeach Hillary
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nickelback has a new challenger in crappiest performance ever category
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Spicer says town hall protesters are fake. The news is also fake. Anything not pro-Trump is fake. The Trump White House: chock filled with lunatics. Hey, stop being fake. Your opinion is fake. Fake
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After having him murdered, Kim Jong-Un orders his half-brother's body be stolen from the morgue. Presumably so he can have sexy time with it
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, the hog farmer who bragged about castrating pigs and wearing bread bags on her feet, held a town hall where angered GOP voters who felt betrayed chanted "YOUR LAST TERM"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The guy who took out Eric Cantor has another trick up his sleeve for Republicans: how to survive their town halls
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Tue February 21, 2017
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
On this day in 1974, the world lost hockey Hall of Famer Tim Horton, who was also the man who first introduced coffee to Canadians
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Trump gives half hearted condemnation of upsurge in Anti Semitism in America at African American Museum? B.S.Spice lashes out at Anne Frank Center saying that Trump condemns hate but "it's never good enough for them".That's the joke, I guess
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Congress to investigate why Obama gave Kenya a half-billion dollars in weapons on his last day in office
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the Round of 16, 1st leg, 2nd half. Leverkusen & Atletico Madrid, Citeh & Monaco. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EST. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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(Wimp)
 
Audio
 
Lady Gaga's isolated vocal tracks from the Super Bowl halftime show are yet more evidence that she has some serious pipes ... even while running around and doing flips for 13 minutes
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Yesterday in Portland: Police shot a woman in the chest at a "Not My President's Day" protest with non-lethal rounds because she might spit at them (w/video)
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've secretly substituted half the venison and river fish diet of Arctic tribes with instant noodles, pasta, bread, and pastries. Let's see if anyone notices
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Congresswoman Karen Bass holds town hall with everybody pretty much agreeing with each other that Trump's agenda is terrible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Gore may have invented the Internet, but Donald Trump owns about half of it
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Khalid use the drive to launch attacks? Will Amira finish off Ben at the hospital? Does anyone care about the drug dealer drama? Can Black Jack get back on the trail of Khalid? This is your 24: Legacy discussion thread at 8pm EST on Fox
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas goes all-in on Trump, with nearly 90% of Republicans thinking he's doing a perfect job. Fark: Half of them think Putin is the bestest, and walks on water
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Superb Owl halftime shows didn't always feature mega stars like Beyonce and GaGa. Here's the Superb Owl XIV halftime show featuring an 'Up With People' tribute to the big band era
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After encounters with protestors, Betsy DeVos is given protection from the U.S. Marshals Service, Although most teachers say she would already know how to defend herself if she'd only worked a few months in a public school
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Sun February 19, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 105 live from Halifax, Travis Browne vs Derrick Lewis, Johny Hendricks vs Hector Lombard. Fight Pass prelim at 6:30 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 9 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this unfinished painting
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After over a year and a half since his last major league game, Nick Swisher announces his retirement now that's he's finally off the Indians' payroll
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the blue whale got to be the largest animal to ever live? It's not a fluke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Hoops Saturday features the big one: #3 Kansas at #4 Baylor. Also on the hardwood: Virginia at North Carolina, Michigan State at Purdue, Virginia Tech at Louisville, Wake Forest at Duke Sucks, Villanova at Seton Hall, and much more
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NFL and CBS discuss ways to make games shorter. Atlanta Falcons immediately suggest ending their games after the first half
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the rest of Europe is succumbing to right wing fanatics, Germany is considering a lefty dry drunk high school dropout who speaks six languages to challenge Merkel
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
There's real news, fake news, and now imaginary news, born of the authors' hallucinations
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Noted producer, singer, and keyboardist with the Ohio Players dead at 62. Put the flags at half-staff and let's all do the Funky Worm
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demented hate muppet Pat Robertson says "God is working on behalf of Trump." When asked for comment, God was unavailable
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley latest federal diplomat to have to walk behind Trump picking up his turds
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Considering he thought all the people screaming "do your job" at his last town hall meeting were paid plants bused in by George Soros, I don't think the we can expect more than Chief Wiggums -level effort from the "top cop" on government ethics
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Dodge Challenger Hellcat was so upset at losing a drag race to a Tesla, that it puked its guts all over the tarmac
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Today in Why Democrats Lost has some Democrats gearing up to challenge their own incumbents in 2018 because they are not angry and shouty about everything every day
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Of the 88 scheduled GOP town halls so far, 35 of them are for just one dude in Wisconsin
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Late Little Caesars founder Mike Ilitch paid Rosa Parks' rent for up to a decade after she was burglarized. If only Papa John were half the man he was
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The mass beaching of whales in New Zealand in recent weeks was not just some ordinary tragedy, it was a warning that a HUGE earthquake is coming soon
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman calls constituents who want a town hall meeting "enemies of democracy"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Capitol Hill grinds to a halt, consumed by news of Trump's Russian connections. So, thanks Trump?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
In these parlous, challenging times, we all need something that we can agree on, something that unites us, something that gives us a calm acceptance of the world and our place in it. So here it is: Young millennial drivers are the worst
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of Japan's married couples haven't had sex in more than a month. PHFFTT amateurs
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will John Cena overcome the odds once more and break Ric Flair's record? Will a new team emerge to challenge American Alpha? Will we see the return of Tripp Bradshaw? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-unaway) claims paid agitators protested at his town hall. Should have been worried about masked, armed people who rushed guards to try getting in. "They exercised their open-carry right. But it's obviously a challenge for us"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smoking the hippy lettuce for half a century will change your life. I guarantee it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP is reconsidering Town Hall meetings after Republican politicians get called out repeatedly on their bullshiat by constituents
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
"This has to be a joke. No one is this dumb." Sarah Silverman: Challenge accepted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently whales won't explode if you poke a hole in them. Must be why the Japanese keep harpooning them
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(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Oh, it's okay, we don't need to fix this bridge...we built another underneath to catch the falling asphalt
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Sun February 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
America 2017: When a Congressman holding a "civil" town hall is considered news
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
So, what did go wrong with the Green Lantern Movie?
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Sat February 11, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Family of four can half a grand old time at Disney this year
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz (R):"The protesters at my town hall meeting were paid to show up in an attempt to bully and intimidate me"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features the game of the weekend: #1 Gonzaga at #20 Saint Mary's in the Zags' most serious challenge until March Madness. Also, #2 Villanova at #25 Xavier, #15 FSU at #24 Notre Dame, and a bunch more. Action starts at Noon
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cleveland man dying of colon cancer donates his massive bobblehead collection to National Bobblehead Hall Of Fame, which promises to keep his 1,500+ bobbleheads bobbling along. "It's my legacy, basically"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the halfway point in the NBA season, it's now time to name the 12 highlights and lowlights, ranging from the streaking Miami Heat to the embarrassing group called the New York Knicks
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Let's cut Apple design down a few notches, shall we?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8: no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State
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(The Week)
 
 
 
More than half of Trump voters think The Bowling Green Massacre is proof that Trump's immigration ban is necessary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is vexed by the challenges and scale of government, light switches
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Because nothing is more terrifying than a silent killer wearing a William Shatner mask, we're getting another Halloween reboot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With winter finally arriving to parts of the country, being stranded on a New Zealand beach would sound good to a lot of people right now. Not so much for 416 pilot whales
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Attorney for NSA contractor who stole 20 years worth of classified information from the government and hid it at his house claims he was just a hoarder. Weird tag now, Scary tag when we know what he stole
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(Law News)
 
 
 
5 CFR § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain. "An employee shall not use his public office...for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists are sending the lethal MRSA superbug to the international space station, in the hope that it will mutate. In absolutely no way can this end badly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's say Kanye West actually ran for president in 2020, as he has halfheartedly hinted he may on Twitter - and that he won. The first lady of the United States would then be Kim Kardashian." Dude, it's time to stop posting
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ayn Rand loving, boot strappy, manly man Republican Congressman refuses to hold open town hall meeting because he might actually hear something he doesn't like and he just can't handle that sort of thing right now
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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Tue February 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've just finished governing a world power for the past eight years. Wat now? How about a kite surfing challenge with Richard Branson ?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DeVos foes now claiming her policies could 'kill children,' ruin public schools, bring hallway grizzlies to extinction
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nis/san pick/ups keep split/ting in half but they won't is/sue re/call
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Mon February 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept Brock Lesnar's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania? Will Seth Rollins need to get his knee redesigned and rebuilt? Will Roman Reigns get booed more than Roger Goodell did last night? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Simpsons have done it again by correctly predicting Lady Gaga would perform at the Super Bowl's halftime show and even that she would jump from the top of the stadium. Although they were wrong about the flame shooting bra
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(Wired)
 
 
 
That twinkling background behind Lady Gaga at the Superbowl Halftime wasn't CGI. It was hundreds of synchronized drones
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Two days before the Super Bowl, a conservative political columnist tried to project what horrors the country would be subjected to during Lady Gaga's halftime show. Of course he got it all wrong
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Sun February 05, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not everyone watches the Super Bowl for the actual game; many watch just for the commercials and the halftime show. This is your discussion thread: which are good, which are bad, which make no sense, and then there's Lady Gaga
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Super Bowl 51. Patriots vs Falcons. Kickoff at 6:30pm ET on FOX. What? You were expecting a snarky headline? Be surprised if this thread even lasts till halftime
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(Time)
 
 
 
Before we have our 12th controversial moment at this year's Super Bowl halftime show with Lady Gaga, here are 11 of the most controversial moments at halftime shows before today
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens, after failing to get voted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame for the second straight year, decides "if you can't join them - mock them"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to find the perfect musical choice for a Super Bowl halftime show (LGT everyone who has played in the past 50 years)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican U.S. Congressman from California holds town hall about the Affordable Care Act, with predictable outcome
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NFL announces this year's Hall of Fame inductees. List fails because it excluded that one guy from your team
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Sat February 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hartford Whalers II?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Fark Headline: Could Super Bowl halftime potty breaks harm Fraser sinkhole mess?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American men will have less chances to roll around half naked with sweaty Persian men thanks to Trump
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
This is what your pancreas does to you if you drink a half-pint of frozen vodak every day
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
More than half of parents don't let their kids get vaccination against 6 varieties of cancer, because they're more worried that their kids will have sex than that their kids will die
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal judge halts enforcement of Trump Muslim ban. This is not a repeat from the numerous times this already happened in the past week. Dear God, it's only been a week
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Mightier than that halberd you've had your eye on, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing and enjoying (hopefully) this week? This week Pit People (Early Access) rolls out on Steam. Tell us your gaming tales within adventurer
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Doctors are warning parents about the latest stupid internet game called "the salt and ice challenge." Basically it gives your skin instant frostbite, and you lose blood vessels and nerve endings. Yay
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Nice misdirection, Criss Angel, but you can't just shake your keys and distract us from this giant mess you made. We're not cable news, we're Americans. And we would like a word," Samantha Bee challenged Trump on his Muslim ban
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Half of Americans think President Trump is moving too fast and that he should stick to the rivers and lakes that he's used to
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Companies starting to realize they've been wasting half their talent on answering the phone and fetching coffee
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walt Disney World's Hall of Presidents to become more gropey
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN producer detained at Atlanta airport will challenge Trump travel ban under two federal laws
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton challenges the internet to design him a new helmet. The internet delivers as expected
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dark hallway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm half-Latina, my mother full-blooded. My father is white. At Thanksgiving, I was having a discussion with another relative when my dad's aunt called me a Communist and started chanting 'Build that wall.' Should I write her off?"
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Think of it this way: Scholars say there are so many legal challenges to Trump's executive order on immigration that he'll be long dead before they're answered
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller, the play-by-play voice of the LA Kings and the Mighty Ducks films, suffered a stroke before the All-Star Game events in Los Angeles
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge - Assemble something from these parts
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Hoverboards aren't dangerous enough already, so let's cut them in half
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Sat January 28, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man loses half his body weight after he gives up booze. Yes, but at what cost?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's Naked Chicken Chalupa reviewed: "Compared to a regular Chalupa or taco, it's unsurprisingly, but pleasantly, more meat-forward"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Welcome to the official start of the 2017 motorsports season. Jeff Gordon, half of the Indycar drivers, as well as the WEC regulars are all competing in one of the great races. This is the 24 Hours of Daytona discussion thread at 2pm ET on Fox
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Barbara Hale, Perry Mason's secretary and mom to the Greatest American Hero, has died at 94
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Birds show off for dude and his camera. Plan on working next Superbowl halftime show
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Wet Seal goes down like an o-ring on Challenger
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Why did a half-naked Kiwi ride a luge down a motorway? Because he was bored and his friends offered him beer of course
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vince Carter is half man, half amazing, old
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As Trump marshals his forces to build that wall, One Percenters still have time to enjoy all the luxury destinations Mexico has to offer, such as Los Cabos, Puebla, Costalegre, Tulum, and Tequila (accessible via the Tequilacopter). TEQUILA
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Man who saw someone drowning and did not lend a hand sentenced to five-and-a-half years in prison, lifetime of having Phil Collins sung at him
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dodge Challenger SRT Demon will have the widest front tires of any production car, ever; breakdown at every stoplight like every other Dodge, ever
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
On the campaign trail Trump vowed to challenge China's ascent, but the great negotiator's first move on trade policy, on his first day no less, threw America's traditional allies in Asia into China's arms
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently carjackers are getting ideas from Fark's Halloween thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finally the Dems tell their chief of trolls that maybe all his work against nearly half of the potential Democratic voters was a real turn off, didn't really help in the end, and he should just STFU and GTFA
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
John Goodman, 64, who once tipped the scales at 400 pounds, is now literally half the man he used to be
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My power is out. It's been out for like half an hour. It's 33° outside. Am I going to die?
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Protesters who climb construction crane surprised to find out they won't be getting paid time-and-a-half
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Students in caffeine study accidentally given doses equivalent to 300 cups of coffee instead of three, singlehandedly double what scientists now consider the lethal dose of caffeine and they haven't slept since
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Killer whale sized asteroid skims scarily close to earth. Humpback whale sized asteroid expected in about two weeks. Usually we just see dolphin-sized asteroids
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A half-dozen reporters have been arrested and hit with felony riot charges (possible 10 years, $25,000) for filming the unrest during Trump's inauguration
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This twitter account, called "Halfonioninabag" solely exists to try to have more followers than Donald Trump. So far it has 331,000 followers
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
SCOTUS declines to hear appeal of "Sister Wives" cast, challenging polygamy laws, falling TV ratings
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
1. Argue with media over crowd size 2. Double down when shown facts 3. ???? 4. Hang inauguration photo in the press hall
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Microsoft to lay off 700 employees. Apparently since Windows 10 they don't need half their phone and online tech support for Windows Vista
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember the cheering CIA agents at Trump's speech? Turns out they're as authentic as the 'fans' who jump into the ring to answer wrestlers' challenges on WWE Raw
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Early deaths from obesity are saving Britain's health service £4 billion a year: "The net cost of obesity is therefore less than £2.5 billion. This works out less than half the most commonly cited estimates"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ball boy hits three straight baskets from half-court. Meanwhile, you thought your no-pressure layup was awesome
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For two and a half hours, United stopped breaking guitars
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body armor of the future could be made of human hair, although proponents admit there are still some challenges to overcomb
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
And when the Pats aren't cheating, their fans are doing so on their behalf
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lennie James--Morgan on The Walking Dead--hated filming the first half of season seven of the show as much as you hated watching it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling continues to lay the groundwork for his Senate campaign challenging Elizabeth Warren for her seat, by calling every one of the millions of people who attended yesterday's Women's Marches " insanely stupid " on Twitter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So Team Trump didn't scrub all references to climate change, the Affordable Care Act, and disability rights from the White House website because of their Neanderthal ideology so much as their rank incompetence
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Heat discover that any large heavy prop that you use for a halftime contest should probably be secured to the floor
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need a cool Jeff Bagwell Hall of Fame highlight? Watch him as a rookie crush this homer into the upper deck at Three Rivers Stadium
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Good news everybody: The cocktails in Detroit no longer taste like asphalt and factory soot
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese tourists take "lung cleansing" trips abroad to dodge their smog. You know things are really getting bad when people are flying half way around the world for clean air and choose to visit Los Angeles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend was reminiscing with me on phone about coolest times at a concert we could halfway recall, it was pretty cool. I was thinking it would be even cooler if all of you tossed in your stories. Gotta be some good ones
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead producers say violence in the second half of the season is "toned down" since everyone accused it of being torture porn
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Owner of cobra farm isn't worried about getting bit, says knowing is half the battle
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
So, did Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds or Roger Clemens get into the Baseball Hall of Fame? C'mon are you on drugs?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
When asked about the issues of trying to become a Canadian citizen. Justin Trudeau, "...my maternal grandfather was born in Scotland so I do have some idea of the challenges it takes to come to Canada..." What?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
People are outraged that a painting titled "Verdict of the People" will hang behind Trump at his inaugural luncheon, but if you look at the painting and notice more than half the people in it are wailing in anguish at the candidate's election
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Before Nikki Haley's possible successor is sworn in, he has to take care of a few things; such as refunding excess campaign contributions and paying off his state ethics fines
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's dangerous halftime performance at the Super Bowl includes being on top of the NRG's stadium dome and actually singing
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Gordon has to deal with Mario's death, Riddler et. al. has to deal with Penguin's betrayal, Selina has to deal with her mom, and Jerome has to deal with Heath Ledger comparisons. Second half of "Gotham: Mad City" premieres tonight, 8 PM EST on FOX
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the eight men who have as much money as half of the world. Combined
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Five Generations Show Up for WWII Veteran's 100th Birthday. " All Russell Halchak of Nanticoke wanted for his birthday were some scratch-off tickets. When you're 100 years old, you've got all the gifts you really want"
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Sun January 15, 2017
(UFC)
 
 
 
Sunday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night 103: Hall of Famer BJ Penn comes out of retirement to fight Yair Rodriguez. Also Joe Lauzon vs Marcin Held. Fight Pass prelims at 6:15 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 main card at 10 PM ET
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Darth Trumpius: "You can't win, Lamestream Media. If you even attempt to strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dog escapes from a yard and finishes 7th in a half marathon. Meanwhile, subby set a PR in dashing to the fridge during commercials this week
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The dystopia that is American Constitutional Law or what happens when a law professor challenges a red light ticket
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists tie tight, tiny knot. He who unravels it shall be King of Phrygia
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So, foodies, chowhounds, and cooks of all levels... did you get any cooking-related gifts this holiday season? Show us your new shinies, our envy shall know no bounds
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King resurrects "BK Joe" brand name, challenge McDonald's and Starbucks for supremacy in premium coffee space
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Support for Barry Bonds being elected into the Baseball Hall of Fame is moving the needle
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So what's the deal when Jerry Seinfeld can't get into Obama's farewell party for a half hour because his license has his legal name Jerome on it, and not Jerry?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Greta Van Susteren uses her first show to challenge outcast Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus by calling him out for blaming the DNC for the Russian hack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Senators have introduced a bill that would halve embassy security worldwide until the US Embassy is moved to Jerusalem. That's like 1,000 Benghazis
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kirk Gibson is finally getting into the Hall of Fame--of college football
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Pepsi Challenge not valid for freight trains
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A blue whale's tongue weighs as much as an elephant
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jezebel doesn't think you can watch Michelle Obama crying during her final White House speech as she's surrounded with also-crying women without crying yourself. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Whale that killed three people will now have to answer for his deeds in the afterlife
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Extremely rare 800 pound whale washes up along the Jersey shore, reminding residents that the Governor hasn't been around in a while
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Just a heads up: If the devil enters you, you'd be prone to driving erratically across exits ramps, crashing into half a dozen vehicles, and gleefully telling reporters you don't think you were even wearing a seatbelt
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Thu January 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lakers realize that their season is in the dumpster when the biggest cheer of the night was for a fan sinking a $95,000 half-court shot
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Brandon Marshall says the New York Jets season was like sitting on a wet diaper. Which is not a fair comparison, because even inside a diaper something actually runs
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Tue January 03, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's been twenty years since the Denver Broncos drafted their greatest ever player, whose hall of fame career was cruelly cut short by a devastating lower leg injury
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Debbie Reynolds forever memorialized by the cast of Disney's 'Halloweentown'
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Sat December 31, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another whale has arrived in the East River, presumably to avenge the death of its cetacean counterpart
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
"A single breath into a newfangled breathalyzer is all doctors need to diagnose 17 different diseases, including lung cancer, irritable bowel syndrome and multiple sclerosis"
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Finish this sketch
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Thu December 29, 2016
(ESPN)