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Sat February 11, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Interviewer)		Veteran NBA observer Metta World Peace assesses Jeremy Lin, advises him to play at Rucker, get better haircut, wear leather pants, read Newsday and the WSJ, and come to practice lit (ken-berger.blogs.cbssports.com)	(12)

Fri February 10, 2012

		Mo-om, the Vice-Chair of the Senate Banking Committee is sitting too close to meeee (cbc.ca)	(29)
		Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing (washingtonpost.com)	(44)
		Thieves break into pharmacy and make off with as much as they can carry in... hair weave? (cbsatlanta.com)	(23)

Wed February 08, 2012

	Wolfman family in India seeks help for their rare genetic affliction, hopes to enlist the aid of Tom Cruise, who has decades of experience dealing with beards (dailymail.co.uk)	(82)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this already strange chair and person into something, well, stranger (contemporist.com)	(22)
	Democratic congressional chairman wants you to know that the millions he sent a state agency was for society's good, not to get his son a $129,000 per year job. And the fact that his son left as soon as he lost the chairmanship? Coincidence (washingtonpost.com)	(36)

Fri February 03, 2012

		1-800-GET-THIN: "They cut her liver three places during the surgery and put her in a wheelchair and sent her home to die" (huffingtonpost.com)	(122)
		Willow Smith whipped her hair back and forth so many times that it fell out (omg.yahoo.com)	(24)
		Things you don't want to have written in your obituary: "Killed by hair extensions" (dailymail.co.uk)	(36)

Thu February 02, 2012

(Some Guy)	Red-haired, blue-eyed, fair-skinned Irish guy wins George Clooney lookalike contest, will be attending the Oscars. Pic of uncanny resemblance included (videogum.com)	(74)
	Bad Hair, obviously jealous of Nice Hair, to endorse Angry Womanizer (UPDATE: Bad Hair changes mind, asks for grooming tips from Nice Hair) (wrcbtv.com)	(55)
	Dad hangs on to his son who was clinging for his dear life after slipping from a chairlift, finally dropping him 25ft to rescuers below (dailymail.co.uk)	(119)

Wed February 01, 2012

		North Korea's transition has meant a change in hairstyles from bouffant to hipster undercut, but not a change in propaganda. Here's Kim Jong-Un, looking at things (theatlantic.com)	(126)
		Harry Potter prefers a Hairy Pooter (starpulse.com)	(138)

Tue January 31, 2012

		Will Nice Hair pull out a big win? Will Angry Womanizer make it a race? Will anyone care how Old Anarchist or Jesus Loves Me fare? It's your Florida Republican Primary live results thread (elections.msnbc.msn.com)	(405)
(Vice Video)		Japanese Hair Hats shaped like dogs, wolverines, caribou and mongeese. Hey, Subby gets a chance to use the rare 'Weird' tag (vice.com)	(8)

Mon January 30, 2012

(Some Guy)		Another Club Med closes, narrowing the list of vacation destinations for balding, hairy-backed men hoping to get invited to a swinger party as they wander about the beach sucking down pina coladas while in the full throes of a mid-life crisis (couriermail.com.au)	(42)
		Despite his hair, Shaun White scores the first perfect score in Winter X Games history (youtube.com)	(106)

Sat January 28, 2012

(detroit news)	Student grows his hair long to donate it to cancer survivor. School: "You're suspended" (detroitnews.com)	(225)
	A history of men's hairstyles (latimes.com)	(65)
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page)	Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove (facebook.com)	(157)
	Gemma the cat undergoes surgery to remove a huge tumor from her stomach - which turned out to be a hairball that weighed almost a half a pound. Your cat wants a good brushing on Caturday (dailymail.co.uk)	(968)

Fri January 27, 2012

		Two more Gov Scott Walker (R-Wi) aides arrested in an imbroglio that involves stealing taxpayer money and a secret "off the books" network that includes RNC chair Reince Priebus (dailykos.com)	(194)
		The newest popular hairstyle is based on Boardwalk Empire's Jimmy Darmody: Close on the sides, long and combed back on top, gaping exit wound in the back (articles.latimes.com)	(31)

Thu January 26, 2012

		If your wife beats you up when you come home with a haircut she doesn't like, you have bigger problems than just a bad haircut and an aggressive wife (with pics of what an abused hobbit might look like) (dailymail.co.uk)	(130)
		Fed Chairman Bernanke thinks we may need another stimulus. This reminds me of that quote about doing something over and over again expecting different results (finance.yahoo.com)	(154)
		Snooki shows off new figure after losing nearly 20 pounds. No, she didn't get a haircut. (pics) (dailymail.co.uk)	(74)
		This just in: Nice Hair is back in the lead over Angry Womanizer in Florida. As usual, Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me still in it for the free publicity (thedailybeast.com)	(53)

Tue January 24, 2012

Facebook and Twitter tell Google "Don't be evil". Google leans back in leather chair, strokes silky white cat, and laughs uproariously (telegraph.co.uk)

(53)

Mon January 23, 2012

	RNC Chairman Reince "yes, that really is my name" Priebus says a long, drawn-out primary fight will be good for the GOP nominee come November. Pretty much everyone else says the opposite, though (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(116)
(ProBoxing-Fans)	Remember that guy in boxing with the crazy spiky hair and outlandish personality, clothes and bank account? Whaa happened? (proboxing-fans.com)	(38)
	Why does first-term (R) Rep. Ben Albritton, a citrus grower from Wauchula and recent chairman of the Florida Citrus Commission hate photography? (heraldtribune.com)	(59)

Sun January 22, 2012

Jude Law either growing more comfortable with receding hairline or preparing for Phil Collins biopic (celebitchy.com)

(41)

Fri January 20, 2012

This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity (slatest.slate.com)

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Wed January 18, 2012

		Paralyzed Nevada man reaches South Pole in two weeks. Just how fast WAS his wheelchair going? (news.yahoo.com)	(15)
(Chicago Tribune)		It's tough to be a redhead, what with having no soul and all (articles.chicagotribune.com)	(89)

Tue January 17, 2012

		If you only watch one movie trailer today about FDR killing Nazi werewolves in his machine-gun powered wheelchair, this should be it (NSFW language) (iheartchaos.com)	(59)
		Male hairstylist's excessive junk in the trunk sparks flaming drama (news.nationalpost.com)	(28)
		Ted Baxter interviews SC Dem Chairman, who's offended that GOP chose MLK day for their debate, dies on live TV after Baxter points out that Dems did the same thing--way back in 2008 (breitbart.tv)	(100)

Mon January 16, 2012

Now that it's becoming obvious that the guy with the great teeth and fantastic hair is going to win the nomination, all those "concerns" over his religion are disappearing faster than a bowl of potato salad at a Baptist picnic (wrcbtv.com)

(258)

Sun January 15, 2012

Normally, Subby would rather pull his own hair out than spend time with a chatty, 9 year-old third grade girl. But then there's this one. She knits hats for kids who don't get to pull their hair out, and I'll do whatever she says (stltoday.com)

(96)

Fri January 13, 2012

		Japan's sixth prime minister in the last five years shuffles cabinet, deck chairs (reuters.com)	(7)
		The CW is still going forward with their musical chairs game show and are now calling it OH SIT (insidetv.ew.com)	(39)
		Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy (telegraph.co.uk)	(43)
		Robert Pattinson shaves off his hair. Luckily for Kristen, decides to keep his beard (today.msnbc.msn.com)	(39)

Thu January 12, 2012

	Fort Myers: a hop, skip, jump, and Devil's Chair away from Guantanamo Bay (dailymail.co.uk)	(101)
(Some Guy)	"Practice doesn't make perfect when it comes to understanding risk," said the guy with hairy palms, syphilis and herpes (medicalxpress.com)	(8)
	Not news: Congressman rips into SOPA bill, defends Google. News: A Republican congressman. Fark: The chairman of the House Oversight Committee and 11 year member of the House Judiciary Committee (theregister.co.uk)	(74)
	Three arrested over Comber murder. Cops say the scene was hairy (bbc.co.uk)	(11)

Wed January 11, 2012

(Some Silver Haired Guy)

Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair (mcsweeneys.net)

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Mon January 09, 2012

TFer: "If the Steelers lose, I will shave 'TEBOW' in my chest hair. And post pictures." TF never forgets (tsn.ca)

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Sat January 07, 2012

Paris Hilton dons brunette wig in bizarre artificial intelligence experiment, raising frightening "sort of want" feelings among Farkers everywhere (dailymail.co.uk)

(58)

Fri January 06, 2012

	NBC chairman: "We had a really bad fall season" (insidetv.ew.com)	(102)
(Some Dippity Do Head)	'Body language expert' with Dippity Do hairdo analyzes video - confirms that Casey Anthony is vain, lonely, immature, and trying to be sexy (wtsp.com)	(58)
(wlbz.com)	A man robbing a Dallas hair salon demands all the cash for himself, all the change for his kids, and the best hair extensions because, "My b**** needs some hair extensions" (wlbz2.com)	(21)

Thu January 05, 2012

		No matter how much they annoy you, you should avoid plucking your nose hair (popsci.com)	(178)
		Crazy Eyes now has to decide between re-election or bleaching her hair and working for Fox (boston.com)	(87)

Wed January 04, 2012

Every 10 minutes, 3 African children die from hunge...OMG PALIN'S NEW HAIR (huffingtonpost.com)

(99)

Tue January 03, 2012

		Today's NYC has got you by the short hairs for unknowingly violating its gun law brought to you by the Empire State Building (dailycaller.com)	(485)
		Embattled Sears hires former Brookstone CEO. Because if anyone can convince people to buy useless crap like USB-powered nose hair trimmers with integrated coffee mug warmer, it's Brookstone (nytimes.com)	(42)

Fri December 30, 2011

Drinking so-called "hair of the dog" the morning after a hangover only makes things worse. Who would have thought drinking more booze because you've drank too much booze was a bad thing? (upi.com)

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Thu December 29, 2011

		Yelp reviews for McDowell's restaurant. "The bathroom was covered in some sort of hair gel" (buzzfeed.com)	(39)
		The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com)	(21)
		Stay Puft Marshmallow Man hailed as, 'Supreme Leader." All I wanna know is, who cuts his hair? (news.yahoo.com)	(43)

Wed December 28, 2011

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus: "Chill out, the nominee has already been picked. You think we allow this to chance?" (politico.com)

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Mon December 26, 2011

(Some Guy)

Kim Jong-Il's oldest son "under Chinese protection" after pointing out that even Chairman Mao was against hereditary succession (hindustantimes.com)

(96)

Sat December 24, 2011

Admit it. You have lots of questions about Christianity, but none more burning than whether or not Jesus had an in-style hairdo (slate.com)

(108)

Fri December 23, 2011

John Edwards requests that his trial start be delayed because of an undisclosed "medical condition" which may or may not involve his hair (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com)

(111)

Thu December 22, 2011

Scientists may have finally found out why your palms are so hairy (dailymail.co.uk)

(4)

Wed December 21, 2011

(Mercatus Center)

#Occupy Their Lawn might be the move, what with the bluehairs soaking up half the federal budget in two decades' time (mercatus.org)

(45)

Tue December 20, 2011

One woman's quest to obtain the hairstyle of Callista Gingrich (slate.com)

(98)

Mon December 19, 2011

Photoshop this red-haired wrestler (cdn1.spiegel.de)

(31)

Sat December 17, 2011

New study says that bedbugs are repelled by hairy humans. Robin Williams sleeping soundly tonight (bbc.co.uk)

(29)

Fri December 16, 2011

"It's reshaping the pattern of demand in the economy, redirecting production into goods that are complementary to Skyrim, like more comfortable chairs and surgery to correct vision problems associated with excessive Skyrim-playing" (slate.com)

(68)

Wed December 14, 2011

No no no no no no no no no no no no no (articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

(166)

Sat December 10, 2011

(Some Guy)

UFC 140 discussion thread. Jon Jones and Lyoto Machida. Plus big Nog, little Nog, pour yourself a glass of eggnog, the Hairrow and many more great fighters will take to the octagon. First fights start at 5:50pm ET (ufc.com)

(667)

Thu December 08, 2011

		Remember the STOCK Act, which would ban insider trading by members of Congress? A House committee "postponed indefinitely" a vote on it after senior Republican leadership told the chairman to knock it off (politico.com)	(56)
		Teenager attacked by classmates who proceeded to pin him to the ground and A) beat him to a bloody pulp; B) sexually assaulted him; or C) shaved a part of his hair like on Jackass (wxyz.com)	(73)

Mon December 05, 2011

	Benicio Del Toro won't play the villain in J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek" sequel. He'll be busy combing his back hair (contactmusic.com)	(101)
(Some Guy)	What do you think of Katy Perry's new hair? Yes, apparently she has hair (stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com)	(348)
	Mother Palin needs to scoop up Mitt Romney, ruffle his perfectly coiffed hair, hold him to her bosom, and explain to the Tea Party faithful that it's OK to vote for a Northeast Liberal elitist that believes in some scary moon God (nydailynews.com)	(124)

Sun December 04, 2011

(dustbury.com)

Dustbury.com picks FARK's clever wheelchair headline as their "Fark blurb of the week" (dustbury.com)

(2)

Sat December 03, 2011

		Why Republicans hate Mitt Romney. (Hint: it's not the hair) (salon.com)	(63)
		Man who lost both legs denied wheelchair until council can determine if his condition is permanent. That's quite a stumper (thelocal.se)	(79)

Fri December 02, 2011

		If same-sex marriage is permitted, Bachmann's Iowa co-chair warns, next people will want to marry inanimate objects, such as the Eiffel tower. Personally, I'm more of an Arc de Triomphe guy (thinkprogress.org)	(180)
		You can add crowd surfing in a wheelchair to the list of things that you shouldn't try (liveleak.com)	(25)

Thu December 01, 2011

When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do (trutv.com)

(124)

Wed November 30, 2011

(The Journal Times)

You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results (journaltimes.com)

(48)

Tue November 29, 2011

(Some Guy)

When your harebrained scheme to steal women's shoes from a sporting-goods store goes awry, be a dear and tell the arresting officers you have crack pipes hidden in your buttocks, won't you? (wpbf.com)

(23)

Sat November 26, 2011

The biggest and most ridiculous celebrity hair of the 80s. What were they thinking? (shortlist.com)

(109)

Fri November 25, 2011

		Finally, the secret is uncovered at last: Mitt Romney's hairstylist says that despite never losing its shape, he uses "no product" on Romney's hair. "It's natural" (nytimes.com)	(82)
		If you get your penis stuck in a ring, be reassured that the fire department are happy to help. Testicles in a chair? Sorry, you're on your own (guardian.co.uk)	(75)

Thu November 24, 2011

Shave and a haircut, hate crimes (stltoday.com)

(27)

Mon November 21, 2011

The seven best insane Taiwanese news animations of 2011. Drew's hairy ass waves at its omission (clutch.mtv.com)

(24)

Thu November 17, 2011

Know who else wanted a ridiculous haircut? (gawker.com)

(58)

Wed November 16, 2011

Updo your hair and set phasers to nerd: It's Captain Kirk vs. Princess Leia in a battle of the sci-fi franchises (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com)

(166)

Tue November 15, 2011

(some chalupa)

They won't serve you in an electric wheelchair at the drive-thru window? Ram that chair into their front doors till they shatter. That's the *Elkhart* way (abc57.com)

(107)

Mon November 14, 2011

Hair removal company claims Kim Kardashian is lying about how she keeps her body free of hair, insisting the product she claims she uses all over her body, TRIA, is not safe for the "face, ears, or anus" (tmz.com)

(67)

Sat November 12, 2011

(Slanch Report)

Not News: soccer team gets haircuts, Fark: shave QR codes for a betting website into their heads (slanchreport.com)

(7)

Fri November 11, 2011

(Some Guy)

Leg hair font. No, Japan...thank YOU (asiajin.com)

(26)

Tue November 08, 2011

		Robin Williams has a tickle fight with a gorilla, then things get very hairy (wimp.com)	(17)
		University of South Florida pays $10,000 for a lifesize Darth Vader statue and Captain Kirk's chair, in order to "encourage inspiration beyond conventional thought" (tampabay.com)	(30)

Mon November 07, 2011

		87-year-old woman who thinks her 88-year-old husband is having an affair with her hairdresser does the logical thing: gets his .22 and plugs the bum with birdshot (thesmokinggun.com)	(89)
		Robot guide dog gives actual guide dogs absolutely nothing to fear (other than total, hair-pulling frustration) (shortlist.com)	(6)

Fri November 04, 2011

Dumbest man on planet to fly lawnchair over Baghdad, lifted by hundreds of balloons. I guess that's one way to get in some target practice (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

(46)

Thu November 03, 2011

Stephen King explains the rules of time travel; Stephen Hawking working on pulp novel about haunted wheelchairs (wired.com)

(88)

Wed November 02, 2011

	New and busted: A Republican Party in thrall to evangelicals. Old hotness: A Republican Party where women smoked cigars, gambled, drank booze, and weren't afraid to show a little "phony bush of pectoral hair" (life.com)	(76)
(CONTEMPORIST)	Photoshop this geometric chair (contemporist.com)	(30)
(Some Guy)	Guy pleads no contest to drugging, raping, and shaving his drinking buddy's entire body completely hairless. No contest? Isn't that how beer pong is supposed to end? (wfaa.com)	(94)
	Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it (in.reuters.com)	(22)
	Poll shows Obama's approval rating has risen from "Two ferrets fighting in your pants" to "Oh god, BATS IN MY HAIR" levels (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(141)

Tue November 01, 2011

		And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D (nypost.com)	(19)
		Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop (thesmokinggun.com)	(395)