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92 headlines found matching 'hair'
Thu February 26, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
Suspect in murder trial believes he's been a werewolf for 20 years, likes Chinese food, and his hair is perfect
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From 1921: One of the first hair plug machines elicits a great big NOPE
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(13)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
I suggest "that big building with all the books and comfy chairs"
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(68)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Dear Leader's new haircut
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(52)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hair thief steals horses' mane and tail to sell for extensions. In related news, horse hair extensions are a thing
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(41)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
30 years ago today, Bobby Knight lost a debate with an empty chair
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(30)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dumps in Canada's Arctic among the most spectacular in the world: "Every piece of metal, every car, every washer, every dryer, every lawn chair that's come into the community has never left. It's still here"
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"If you dye your hair and plan on committing a crime, be warned: A new procedure allows scientists to determine if a single hair on your head has been dyed, if that dye was permanent or temporary, and even what brand of dye was used"
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(18)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man so unhappy with new haircut that he trashes salon in 'irate' rampage rather than just wearing a hat for three weeks like the rest of us (w/ pic of haircut)
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(36)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Dog joins 97% of Americans who are stuck in their recliner chairs
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(18)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Workplace prankster is stabbed to death by his co-worker for the always amusing "yank the chair out from under them" gag
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(100)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Kim Jong Un has a new haircut
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(115)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Police are looking for a man who stole 100 pairs of sunglasses worth $30,000. The suspect is a white male with short brown hair who looks a little (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) shady
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(55)
 
(Arabian Business)
 
 
 
Two Dubai residents shortlisted for manned mission to Mars on 'B' Ark. No word on whether they are hairdressers or telephone sanitizers
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(23)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
If you're a guy, a Hitler youth haircut will get you a long way in Iceland
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(40)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
America has reached peak hair removal insanity. KELLY CLARKSON
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(126)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: You are either with us....or you are with the terrorists. House subcommittee chairs: But....we're in the same damn party?
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(70)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Of course you want to see some cool Jumbotron-style portraits of '70s and '80s MLB players. Cue the facial hair and mutton chops
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(32)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Jimmy's in the crosshairs of one very familiar Breaking Bad villain, and it doesn't look good. It's your official Better Call Saul discussion thread, 10 pm EST on AMC
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(73)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
President Obama and FCC chairman Wheeler are bringing the internet back into the 19th centruy
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(253)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Much like with hipsters, the easiest way to tell monkeys apart is by studying their facial hair
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(6)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Georgia barber shop offers "old man haircut" special for kids who, if they won't get off your lawn, will now at least look like they were supposed to be there
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(76)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Drunk, high, violently ill, unvaccinated and pulling your hair out is no way to show up for the trial of a mass murderer, son
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(24)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
FCC chair announces he is not a dingo, plans to reclassify broadband providers as public utilities and implement rules guaranteeing freedom on the Internet
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(156)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
So it seems Michelangelo had more of a thing for 'luxuriant pubic hair' and inverted belly buttons
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(31)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
School isolates student who shaved head for charity until his hair grows to a respectable length. Damn hippies
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(126)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow new hair follicles using stem cells, prompting politicians to demand more funding for stem cell research
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(7)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hottest new trend in fashion is gender-neutral clothing, so you don't have to marry someone before finding out what they look like in shapeless clothing with their hair cut short
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(51)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Battle between semi truck and wheelchair ends badly for the wheelchair
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(39)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman snaps amazing photo of Bigfoot in northeastern Ohio: "If you look closely, you can see snow stuck to the hair on the leg and buttocks of the photographed subject" (with totally not photoshopped pic, pinkie-swear)
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(66)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Mason City Globe Gazette)
 
 
 
It's National Pie Day, so enjoy - whether you prefer apple, pecan, pumpkin, strawberry, or the exceedingly rare hair
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(129)
 
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Straighten up in your basement chair and brush the Cheeto dust off your shirt as you chuckle at these catwalk models in mid-fall
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(47)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Dude who needs hair cutting sues power company for tree-cutting. He wants $54 million. Because why not?
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(38)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
UBS Chairman to Davos attendees: The jig is almost up, so get the globalization thing finished before the unwashed masses figure it all out
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(55)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair flipper
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(25)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This man has more balls than you. Possibly same unfortunate choice in facial hair though
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
1. Ask social media for #FiveWordsToRuinADate. 2. Pull up a chair. 3. Laugh your ass off. Apparently the funniest people in the world are not all on FARK
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Tue January 13, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Eight dumb quotes about science from the new chair of the subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mazda reveals the next MX-5 Miata roadster. This is not your hairdresser's Mazda
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(34)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has been named chairman of the Senate Subcommittee on Space, Science, and Competitiveness...thereby guaranteeing that the United States will be ranked last among industrialized nations in those areas within two years
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Sat January 10, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair, and remember that Scott McKenzie would have been 76 today. (Bonus: live performance - Monterey 1967)
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(8)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Star Trek armchair design engineers unite: Top 10 biggest design flaws in the U.S.S. Enterprise
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(175)
 
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
A look inside the Tokyo subculture of 1950s rockabilly gangs (with some of the BEST hair you'll see all day)
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(67)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The chairwoman of the Alabama Democratic Party, Nancy Worley, sent a letter to friends and Democrats all over the state describing, among other things, how she got stuck on the toilet and couldn't get up"
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
FCC chair suggests that he doesn't really want to deal with an angry mob of pitchfork-wielding Netflix subscribers
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(69)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can watch a creepy elderly version of yourself yell at you to cut your damn hair and get off the lawn on this bizarre website. Farmer's Market DLC expected soon
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(2)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Girl has locks of luck after waitress friend saves her by grabbing her hair on her death plunge from bridge
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(50)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Sure, it's nice to sit in your lawn chairs and watch fireworks. But it's also pretty cool to watch them from a drone's perspective
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(6)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Rest easy, Oregon's serial hair cutter has finally been clipped
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(24)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will tonight's show reek of awesomeness, or simply reek? Will the Ascension have a kazoo in their theme music? Can Team Mizdow pull off a Conchairto? Ready your five second poses, as Edge and Christian host WWE RAW (8 EDT/9.99)
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(1285)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair-flipper
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(18)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek arrest warrant in nut scandal. Wooden slat chair wanted for questioning
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(34)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Iowa man sentenced for neglecting his animals, facial hair
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(7)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What's the best way to descend after you've flown 8,000 feet above Utah's mountains in a lawn chair tied to 90 helium balloons? Hint: It's a shotgun
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(51)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own some of Elvis Presley's pubic hairs, today's your lucky day
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(17)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
"Does anyone remember those hairy bags that looked like a scrotum? Well we've all been saying it's about time someone transferred this design concept to footwear, and now it's actually happened"
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(20)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Burglar caught by the hair on his chinny chin chin
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(9)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Man acquitted of assault charges over bad haircut. Apparently, the judge saw the haircut and just nodded
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(17)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama stops by The Colbert Report for one last time before Stephen Colbert makes the jump to CBS. And Colbert even gave the President the anchor chair for a bit
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(95)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pants down, bottoms up: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Sponsored this week by Hair of the Dog hangover medicine
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(22)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell has a plan to keep the crazier unstyled conservative side of the GOP out of the Republican establishment's combed quiff... but it involves big money and a haircut
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(31)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Kaohsiung, Taiwan unveils anime girl mascot for city subway system. Xiao Qiong has saucer eyes, willowy build, colorful hair accessory, and burning hatred for discourteous behavior on the subway
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(43)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
City requests to remove a wheelchair ramp from restaurant front falling on deaf ears
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(37)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
Assistant principal and front runner for "Alpha Male A**hole of the Week," shaved off a student's haircut in the cafeteria because he didn't like the way it looked
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(131)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Funeral Home says "fark it," cuts off transgender woman's hair, dresses her and presents her as a man in an open casket
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(205)
 
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Gym teacher drags teen girl into the pool after she refuses to swim ... because she just had her hair done. Tag is for everyone involved
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(373)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Schumacher 'is paralysed, wheelchair-bound and unable to speak'
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(37)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
In five months the United States will become the chair of the Arctic Council, an international group that looks after the Arctic Circle. I get goosebumps just thinking about it
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(31)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The life and times of pro wrestler Kamala, a once 400-pound giant now reduced to a double amputee in a wheelchair by Type 2 diabetes
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(54)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Check Out the trailer for Disney's live-action version of 'Cinderella' with Kenneth Branagh in the director's chair. Yes, there are singing mice
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Duck Dynasty" now has spin-off, as Louisiana brothers who sell hunting supplies and are BFFs with the Robertsons get own reality show on A&E detailing their daily hijinks. "Willie has really become a great friend of ours and a hairy stepbrother"
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Officials say deceased hair salon patron did not have Ebola, she simply curled up & dyed
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(30)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
First a climate-change denier will chair the senate environment committee, now the post office will be overseen by a man who wants it to go bankrupt. Elections have consequences, folks
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(125)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After getting into an argument with white supremacist leader Richard Spencer on a chairlift at a private ski club in MT, former McCain adviser Randy Scheunemann plays the "either he goes or I go" card--and the club sides with the racist. Ouch
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(87)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Two guys in wheelchairs get into fight on bus. One is suddenly miraculously cured
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(30)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney has passed the $4 billion mark at the box office thanks to Marvel superheroes and Angelina Jolie's bad hair
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(35)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson's new hairstyle is as awful as his acting
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(43)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Kitten found almost dead and tangled in electric wires on a porch in sub-zero temperatures is happy and purring again thanks to shelter workers who used heating pads, blankets and hair dryers to warm her up
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(28)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Richard Branson and his managers have basically been Dilbert's pointy-haired boss throughout this Virgin Galactic thing, announcing flight dates and not bothering to listen to problems from the engineers who have to deal with things like "reality"
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(43)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you find a large, hairy spider hiding in your bananas, relax. There's a very good chance it's not deadly
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(33)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Verizon optimistic that the FCC chairman can be bought cheap
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(13)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Hibachi at newly opened Japanese grill serves up fresh orders of singed eyebrows, flaming hair, and fully immolated diners
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chairman Mao, Nixon and Kim Jong-Il are all featured in the same museum, and if you guessed it was a the museum of roast duck you are both correct and probably insane
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Korean hipster uses Japanese sword to make haircuts unnecessarily dangerous
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(11)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Frontman for Polish death metal band Behemoth opens his own barber shop. Because if there is one thing metal heads love, it's haircuts
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(21)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Chairwoman of the Russian Parliamentary Commission on Woman's Affairs proposes mailing every Russian citizen a vial of Vladimir Putin's semen to breed an elite master race of supersoldiers. Russia denies the story, which proves it's true
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(50)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian WWI soldier's remains identified after nine decades, thanks to a lock of his girlfriend's hair. Lest we forget
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(65)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Senator Inhofe (R) calling climate change "the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people" and comparing the Environmental Protection Agency to the GeStaPo? Guess who will be the next chair of the Senate's Environment Committee
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(270)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Ogden Standard-Examiner)
 
 
 
Brazilian bats take over a courthouse building in Utah and surprisingly for some it was a very hairy situation
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(22)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
FCC chairman comes up with a plan that pisses off both the ISPs and net neutrality proponents
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(47)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Joint Chiefs chairman: 'Are you Taliban?' Just kidding, I only ask 'cause you look like a terrorist, or Muslim, or whatever
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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(33)
 

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