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154 headlines found matching 'hair'
Tue February 28, 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Chairman, who is supposed to conduct impartial investigation into Trump's ties to Russia, says there's nothing there and everyone needs to move along
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why can't you just eat that? You look so healthy, way too thin really, but not like you have a disorder or anything. You know, this gets me thinking I really need to lose some weight
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's constituents host town hall without him, talk to empty chair representing the master of Stockholm Syndrome
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Beverly D'Angelo on National Lampoon's Vacation: "Thank God I did that movie"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kelsey Plum drops 57 to become the all-time leading scorer in NCAA Division 1 women's basketball. Difficulty: Not UConn
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Call me Tom" Perez begins his new DNC Chairman gig with Twitter troll goodness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Republican chair of the House Intelligence Commitee describes attempts to investigate the Trump/Russia connection as "a witch hunt against the American people". Bad thoughts toward our leader are doubleplusungood
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart is hanging up the wheelchair
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats vote today on the future of their party. It's your official DNC Chair Vote Discussion Thread
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Fri February 24, 2017
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Mullet man says hair is not a hate crime
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Trump to Caterpillar board chairman: "I love Caterpillar. I've been driving them for a long time"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(PNSN)
 
 
 
237 mini quakes in the Puget Sound region in the last 24 hours. Wetsiders cock a concerned eyebrow, Drysiders bring lawn chairs and popcorn
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CPAC organizer denounces "alt right" on CPAC stage, not because they're racist far-right assholes but because they're a "left-wing fascist group." Also contends sun is "cold," water is "dry," Trump is "really rational, mellow guy with great hair"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
What Einstein considered his "biggest blunder", the cosmological constant, is being reconsidered by today's cosmologists. Who knew hairdressers were all so brilliant?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these green chairs
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brazilian striker Ronaldo went legend in 2002 World Cup for his absurd haircut, reveals he got it to distract media from asking about his groin injury
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nothing worse than hairless moose
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Free, sitting at curb: Living room chair. Molded into the shape of the 550--pound woman who sat in it for nine months without moving. Needs a little cleaning; HazMat suits recommended when you pick up
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This single dad taught himself how to do his daughter's hair. Now he has his own class relating to it
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
You know the worst thing about neo-Nazis? No, not that. No, not that. Oh yeah, definitely that. Okay, well they've also ruined a perfectly good haircut
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hair freezing contest is the hottest thing in the Yukon. Winner gets $700 in cold hard cash
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 19 things your mom did that no mom would think of doing now. These things will make you wonder, "Are we a wussy society nowadays?"
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Thu February 16, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers find 280 genes involved with hair loss. Thanks, mom
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tillerson forced to stay at sanatorium with old people in wheelchairs, 30 minutes away from other G20 attendees, because nobody booked him and his entourage a room early enough. Meets with Lavrov, then quickly has press removed from room
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"Mr. President: Just who the hell do you think you are?" Clearly he thinks he's the God-Emperor of Mankind, when he really is more like Horus' derpy baby brother. HAIR FOR THE HAIR GOD, DERP FOR THE DERP THRONE
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Substitute school bus driver sees mom struggling to get her wheelchair-bound daughter down flight of steps at their house, isn't having it. At all. Gets some buddies and some free lumber from Lowe's and builds deluxe ramp in an afternoon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Footballer found guilty of having "unethical hair"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What was Ivanka Trump doing sitting in the president's chair inside The Oval Office?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Joe Biden wasn't unemployed for long- he is the new chair of the National Constitution Center
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It's 2017 and you can still be suspended from high school in Mississippi if you're a guy who dyes your hair pink
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Chairman (R-eprehensible) says his panel will not investigate Flynn's ties to Russia, but will investigate the leaks that led to his resignation
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DNC Chair candidates hard at work showing they'd be just as inept as their predecessors
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
DNC chair candidate Tom Perez admits the Democratic Primaries were rigged for Hillary, then promptly retracts it
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's random thing social media users are unhappy about: Alyssa Milano's hair
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Navy Admiral, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff under GWB, warns of consequences of Bannon serving on the National Security Council
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Mon February 06, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man's 140-pound tumor likely started as ingrown hair
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Sun February 05, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study which finds that vaginas can be expensive
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: If you want to get a tattoo that's your business, however getting a tattoo on a hairless cat is just plain stupid
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the Race for the New DNC chair, Rep Keith Ellison has a secret weapon: he's going to be able to throw THE BEST ice-cream social of any of the candidates
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Large Hadron Collider destroying weasel carcass goes on display in the Netherlands' Dead Animal Tales exhibit at the Natural History Museum. No word yet when the Fark server destroying squirrel will be added
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Home Depot recalls 2 million patio chairs because sitting on your porch shouldn't be life-threatening
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In the race for DNC chair, Perez unleashes the Biden
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop what the man with the funny orange hair has drawn
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Tue January 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Fallon must stop his Trump parody." That sentence is three words too long
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday when WH sources claimed that Capitol Hill Staffers wrote Trump's executive Order on immigration? Staffers claim they never saw the damn thing let alone worked on it. Popcorn and lawnchairs available to the right
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Mon January 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your hairstyle is making you look old. Well, that and the wrinkles. Oh, and your taste in clothes. Sad. And don't even get me started about that so-called music you like. Jeez
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Aging Gen-Xer's keeping it real with drunken wheelchair skitching
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
18-year-old undergoes the full wedding treatment of hair, make-up, gown to get married...to a pizza. Probably a Chicago pizza, as we all know New York pizza lacks commitment
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crash test dummies are getting old and fat, sometimes forget to sing about that kid who got into an accident and his hair turned from black into bright white
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Science Committee displays his mastery of critical thinking skills by telling Americans that it is "better to get your news directly from the President. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Madame Tussauds' new Donald Trump wax figure has yak hair, as opposed to the original model's asshat
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls wooden chairs due to customer reports of sustained injuries. Help me, I'm sø very scared
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Hairstylist in Pakistan lights his clients' heads on fire just to make their hair easier to comb. It's an impressive, but shocking display that has recently made him famous around the world
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Lawmaker bills Alaska $20,000 to ship a washer and a dryer, a piano, four air compressors, building supplies, enlarger parts, a band saw, a basketball backboard, lawn chairs, four weight benches, three fans and three vacuums to his rural home
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body armor of the future could be made of human hair, although proponents admit there are still some challenges to overcomb
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How much do real events shape your work? Do you ever directly use reality in your fiction? Planning a dystopian "1984"-esque novel about sentient hairpieces ruling the world? THIS is your Fark Writers' Thread "god help us all" edition
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
CNN poll reveals most people don't believe that the Russian hacking changed the election or that they were chumps enough to be fooled into voting for a spoiled rich kid with bad hair
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marla Maples and Tiffany Trump to D.C. stylist: Hey, how about you give us free hairstyles for the inauguration in exchange for some Twitter publicity? D.C. stylist: Hey, how about I get my publicity for free by talking about how cheap you are?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I guess it does look better shaved
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors seek arrest warrant for Samsung vice chairman for bribery of impeached president's friend. Once again, the Asians are ahead of us
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Grab your thinking caps, it's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have to set your armpit hair on fire to impress your friends it's probably time to find better friends
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man who looks like a human thumb with hair accused of posing as a male model
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Here's your Throwback Thursday question: Which hair band from the 1980s is the most stereotypical of hair bands? Which song from that genre most fits this classic rock?
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It turns out that when the media tells you constantly that washing your hair too much causes problems, people stop washing their hair enough, which causes problems
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz says he "won't be a cheerleader for Donald Trump." Mostly because he's seen how Donald Trump reacts to anyone who is dressed like a cheerleader
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch a timelapse of new Rays outfielder Colby Rasmus' amazing hair. Baseball star or a guy hanging outside a Led Zeppelin cover band concert?
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(Android Central)
 
 
 
The dumbest stuff found at CES 2017. Come for the Tinder VR, stay for the vibrating jeans
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: while shaving your pubic hair with a kitchen knife on a German high-speed train is not technically illegal, you should definitely buy a ticket first
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
IBM secures 8000 patents in 2016. Subby's pretty sure he violated at least 30 of them by submitting this, moving his mouse, farting in his office chair cushion, and blaming it on the dog
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman in broken wheelchair towed home by heavy duty truck and then it gets 'Murica
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
How do I know 2017 is going to be worse than 2016? Two words: man bangs
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A recently divorced 56-year-old man placed a Craigslist ad offering a 'once in a lifetime opportunity' for a 'travel companion' to accompany him to Coachella in his RV. The requirements are quite bizarre
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Miniature brain, skull and hair found inside 16-year-old girl's ovary in "monster tumour." Happy Friday, everyone
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The FBI never looked into the DNC server claimed to be hacked by the big, scary and hairy Russians
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today will be the busiest day in online dating history as people look back on the holidays, think about the friends they spent time with, and think, "I'm not doing THAT again"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Are you frustrated that you have to stop drinking for five minutes while you shower?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How long would it take to go up a mountain in a human-powered chairlift anyway? And, why, pray tell, would you want to do such a thing when squirrel-powered chairlifts already exist?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hairy faced boy
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Before his hair flew away; what was your favorite Nicholas Coppala performance?
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Police in New Jersey seek overweight, excessively hairy, naked man. That narrows it down
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah lawmaker wants to allow people to sue porn producers for "actual damages" from watching their products. So basically the cost of a single sock or a hairbrush
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alien hunter claims to have spotted a 'hairy spider monkey' and 'slug animal' on Mars, and that's not even the weirdest things there
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Potential DNC chairmen show off the spine that Democrats are known for
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Reviews for Veet Men's Hair Removal gel: "Most prisoners confessed within five minutes. Can recommend. Secret Police, Damascus." "I lost track of time, and the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair brought me to my senses"
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump NY campaign co-chair Carl Paladino on his racist anti-Obama email: I meant it, but I didn't mean you to see it. We good?
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
"I didn't even know I had a nail in my eye until we got to the hospital and then sitting in the chair, I was like 'Take a picture. Take a picture.'" (with HOLY FARK X-ray)
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
1987 Donald Trump was terrified by the thought that someone with an impulsive "hair-trigger" personalty could have control of a nuclear arsenal. So terrified, in fact, that he was supposedly talking directly to Reagan about it
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(Some Furniture)
 
 
 
Photoshop this knotty chair
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Foxi armchair
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
British porn star gets paid $15,000 to attend Christmas party and causes outrage by stripping naked. Man who booked her insists 'we didn't expect her to do that'
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Singer Richard Marx helps flight crew subdue violent passenger. Also helping were Daisy Fuentes, Groucho, Harpo, and some lady who speaks jive
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison was on the path to victory in becoming the DNC chair...and then he had to go and speak the truth about Israel. But hey, Israel doesn't dictate our mid-east policy, right?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The sentient hairpiece controlling Grandpa Munster lookalike Ted Cruz predicts Democrats will become obstructionists on a level heretofore unseen in America. Assuming you forget the last eight years of Republicans dealing with Obama
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Mon December 19, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The comic from the '70s that foresaw the rise of Trump, right down to the gravity-defying orange hairdo
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Even if you have superior athletic skill, you'll appreciate the awesome upper body strength of this paraplegic athlete who just climbed a 500-meter high mountain IN HIS WHEELCHAIR
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can use Nutella as a hair dye now
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
What is the most irritating, tear out your hair, throw the controller at the TV, video game you have ever played?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's what the internet looked like in 1973. No, it wasn't just kittens and women who looked like they were wearing mohair panties
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man wounded in battle with his most dangerous foe yet, Deranged Girlfriend
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
When the cops find this guy, I wonder what he will look like when they wash off the drawn-on beard
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
To be fair, they both have the same hair style
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If your nativity scene doesn't have dogs, a bacon Jesus and some guy's hairy ass hanging out, you've failed at Christmas
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A single tyop may have given Russian hackers access to the Clinton campaign chair's emails
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Mon December 12, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your seasonal tipping guide. Obviously servers and bartenders will get the usual 25-30 percent, but don't forget that cleaners, babysitters, hairdressers, etc. should all be getting the equivalent of one visit's cost as a holiday bonus
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Metaphor for Trump election win washes up on New Zealand beach. You see, it was a large shapeless mass covered with barnacles and weird looking hair. It was sent as a warning against fascism by space aliens. There was a note attached
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Sat December 10, 2016
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Oddly enough a boy is sent home for having his hair cut like a boy. No, really. What's next: Girls sent home for having long hair?
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Woot.com)
 
 
 
Looking for the perfect gift? Nothing better than an item that will be featured in articles a hundred years from now as "Inventions from the Stupid ages"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is closing in on his pick for RNC chair, admits it will be hard to replace fallen Hobbit and fifth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teenage Margot Robbie lookalike gets proposals every day. She copies Margot's make-up and clothing so that everyone thinks she's Margot Robbie. It's very exciting to not have an identity of your own, apparently
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cow tipping. New Farkness: Wheelchair tipping
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Wed December 07, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, it's no John Waters film, but it has to be better than that godawful version with John Travolta in drag. Kristen Chenoweth, Martin Short, and Jennifer Hudson star in Hairspray, Live at 8 PM ET on NBC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How much damage could semi-conscious sleepwalker Ben Carson do as HUD chair?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Strange Hollywood artifacts sale includes the 'Gone With The Wind' baby cradle and Gene Siskel's critic's chair. Not enough to entice you? How about Johnny Carson's suit patterns? Hi-yo
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating nuts every day can reduce chances of dying early, unless you choke on a hair
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Mon December 05, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Weeknd opens up about 'heavy' drug use. Specially before visiting his hairstylist
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is the most admired leader in the tech industry. Mostly because he's the only person in Silicon Valley who actually sports a normal looking haircut
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Sat December 03, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts agree that it's most difficult to break up with your: A) first girlfriend. B) fiance. C) hair stylist
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this chair and its occupant into some more exciting surroundings
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Out of nowhere NJ Gov. Chris Christie throws his lard butt in the ring for the RNC chair ...and breaks it
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ability to create 208,000 jobs is about as real as his hair
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Wed November 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bicyclist dies of embarrassment after hitting box turtle. Darwin puts bicyclist in this year's top ten list. Trump's on the list because of his hair. So, now the hair and the tortoise are on the list. Smooth, subby, smooth
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Who called for a country where every race but one was excluded? A) DNC chair candidate. B) KKK Advocate. C) Bill Gates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This entire DNC Chairman race is about to be aborted
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Join us in this campaign to make this country great again," says the prime minister of India. Sweet hairy Krishna, it's contagious
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Get Reading)
 
 
 
Dog rescued by firefighters after getting head stuck in non-slatted chair
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What mistake in your life have you learned the most from?
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fire was caused by somebody in the house, who had been using acetone - nail polish remover - to clean items while using a hairdryer and smoking"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
No, you're not imagining it - your hair might actually be genetically 'uncombable'. Thanks, mom
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Some Dog Lover)
 
 
 
Which breed will be top dog this year? Do you have a favorite breed? Would you be interested in owning an American Hairless Terrier? It is your National Dog Show thread, the event begins at Noon ET
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If your kid still has green hair from Halloween, you probably used the wrong dye
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Latex-covered robot boobs, smashed little ships, Farmer Hoggett creating warp drive, and Jonathan Frakes figuring out how to straddle a director's chair: it's the story of Star Trek: First Contact on its 20th anniversary
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Brightness [████████████----]
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Guess the story based on these three clues: Woman in wheelchair, police, taser
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Fri November 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Kitten convoy arrives in Victoria B.C., presumably accompanied by a thousand screamin' trucks and eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump tweets: Just got a call (he didn't) from my friend (he's not) Bill Ford, Chairman of Ford, who advised me (he didn't) that he will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky - not Mexico (It was never moving)
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Root)
 
 
 
The number of black people at an awards show for black people was on fleek
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The biggest issue on Inauguration Day Trump will face: keeping his hair straight
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
North Korea government hasn't yet told their people that Donald Trump has been elected president. Apparently Kim Jong-un wants to break it to them easily that he's no longer the world leader with the worst haircut
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry has to go faster as Wally dreams of being a speedster. Meanwhile, Caitlyn discovers that hair dye can help mitigate her frosty new look. (CW 8ET)
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your Swedish chef that looks like Trump and up it with a Chinese pheasant that sports the same hairstyle
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump appoints GOP chairman Reince Priebus as chief of staff, demonstrating that he's committed to bringing new blood to Washington, draining the swamp, and working outside the beltway
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sperm whale vomit is kind of like your cat's hairball, except it's worth three million dollars
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
British consumers introduced to naga pepper pizza: "One bite and I was in pieces. It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted. My tongue was on fire, my face was boiling and my hair was soaking wet. I will never eat anything with chilli in it again"
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Mon November 07, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kellyanne claims Trump still has control of his Twitter account. Also, Trump's hair is real
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twilight star Robert Pattinson, realizing he will live next 50 years of his life as "Twilight star Robert Pattinson," fully commits to his vampiric role, sporting black hair, dark wardrobe, pale skin, and brooding expression at LA gala
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leave it to those self-centered New Yorker pricks to help a gold medal winner in a wheelchair fix a flat tire in the NYC Marathon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
House Freedom Caucus Chairman Jim Jordan, apparently not understanding that data isn't the plural of anecdote, talks about how Donald Trump is doing well with African-Americans because he saw some at one of his rallies
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Blur bassist Alex James admits he hasn't washed his hair for 10 years. Coincidentally, he also makes his own cheese. Don't really want to know how - or from what
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Tickld)
 
 
 
Twenty one lies porn teaches people about sex. IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Company making hair conditioning product which caused premature balding is ordered to pay out $26 million to customers for their loss
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