Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		You should read this article about giving away your privacy and beer drinking habits on the internet -- Drew  (nytimes.com)	(79)

(Florida Today)

Church has twice-monthly services in a pub, leading to the question: WWJDrink?  (floridatoday.com)

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Supreme Court to decide whether citizens have a right to "informational privacy" when applying for government positions, potentially opening the door to genetic screening and applicant's porn habits  (wired.com)

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(Some Guy)

Study shows what you long suspected: multitaskers are just screwing up several things at once  (chronicle.com)

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(LittleAbout)

Nun finds rare flowers that only blossom every three thousand years, growing under her washing machine. Flowers proceed to bloom. Must be divine reward for taking care of her dirty habits    (littleabout.com)

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(Some Guy)

HOA applauds couple that plants a drought-tolerant garden in drought-plagued Southern California. Just kidding. They fine them and threaten to jail them  (mnn.com)

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(Some Guy)		What's black and white and almost ran over?  (wsbtv.com)	(50)
(Some Pinky)		Get the popcorn. It's the Epic Beard Man thread. [NSFW language, violence]  (knowyourmeme.com)	(232)

Bob Barr, torchbearer of libertarianism, thinks that paganism in the military should not be tolerated  (blogs.ajc.com)

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(Ann Althouse)

If Amy Bishop had been a tea partier rather than a hardcore liberal, her political affiliation would still be front-page news  (althouse.blogspot.com)

(182)

Oh great. Now Obama's KIDS are endangering America  (dailykos.com)

(175)

Study shows that actually being a parent may prevent your kid from being a fat, lazy, slob  (health.yahoo.com)

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		Ringo Starr says he found God. Steady beat still elusive    (telegraph.co.uk)	(53)
		Peyton Manning, idiot savant of football  (slate.com)	(76)

Studies reveal that kids who have problems with social skills more likely to be bullied, join Fark  (news.yahoo.com)

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Tila Tequila may have abandoned Twitter, but Lily Allen is back  (contactmusic.com)

(29)

Meter maids will ticket you if, while legally parked, you leave evidence of your habit of illegally parking  (dailymail.co.uk)

(102)

(Rochester D&C)

Thank you, I'll be stopping pucks here all week. Try the nachos  (democratandchronicle.com)

(33)

(KCTV 5)		Three teens involved in car wash robbery figured they'd clean up by just polishing off the victim, but two ended up getting waxed themselves and eventually had to throw in the towel  (kctv5.com)	(79)
		Thieves sought in massive hay theft. Bale expected to be very high  (wgal.com)	(32)

(Some Guy)

20% of breakups caused by male gaming habits. Who needs love when you have Bioshock 2?  (gamepro.com.au)

(143)

(Some Guy)

Free to a good home: one eight-foot grizzly with compulsive self-pleasure habit, one automated pimp, and one sharp-tongued miniature Pinscher  (thrfeed.com)

(93)

Police solve case of wedding crasher who stole expensive camera equipment, memory card, meatloaf  (wesh.com)

(45)

Remember when Mexico decriminalized small amounts of all drugs and everyone said it would be the end of civilization there as we know it? Turns out they were wrong  (azcentral.com)

(211)

Amy Winehouse's father is afraid that his daughter has given up her drug addiction for a shopping addiction. I'm pretty sure she's doing both, man  (contactmusic.com)

(18)

Garfield man shot in left testicle. Odie humanity    (wpxi.com)

(65)

Obamacare won't make a difference because Americans are too drunk, lazy, fat and stupid to stay out of the hospital to begin with  (cnn.com)

(226)

Why we should call the new year Twenty-Ten, not Two Thousand-Ten  (tampabay.com)

(217)

Libertarians need to rethink support for drug legalization because some guy choked on a plastic bag or something about strippers  (pajamasmedia.com)

(336)

(wbal)

Happy Frank Zappa Day  (wbaltv.com)

(53)

Women more likely to fondly remember their favorite pairs of shoes than to remember their boyfriends  (dailymail.co.uk)

(147)

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a man stroking frenzied tiger sharks as they savagely rip apart the dead whale he is standing on  (dailymail.co.uk)

(74)

Darwin 1, Chemistry student 0  (news.com.au)

(169)

Tiger's First... Front... Back... whatever, he's got 9 now and there's a golf reference in there somewhere  (nypost.com)

(600)

Umaga has a match with the Undertaker. Not that undertaker. The real one  (tmz.com)

(148)

Hottie claims heroin drove her to crime spree while she worked as Queen's royal harpist (pic)  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(166)

Berkeley scientists suggest marijuana as a treatment for alcoholism. Of course, Berkeley scientists suggest marijuana in general  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

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