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Mon May 28, 2012
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Finally, someone sings the Star Spangled Banner at a baseball game carefully, slowly, without vocal inflections, gymnastic melodic lines and theater gestures. Thank you ... Bob Saget?
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deadspin.com
)
(50)
Fri May 25, 2012
Teen secretly lived in AOL's HQ for 2 months, eating free food, using gym & showers, sleeping in conference rooms while working on his start-up. Everyone assumed he worked there
(
news.cnet.com
)
(129)
Left babysitting 4-year-old while her mom, friend go to gym? Just tie her up in kitchen chair and go on playing video games. Problem solved
(
mysuncoast.com
)
(48)
Thu May 24, 2012
Not sure what is more Farking awesome: (1) High school student Tebowing on stage during his graduation (2) School withholds his diploma, orders him to clean school gym (3) Cleaning the gym was his mom's idea
(
myfoxdc.com
)
(162)
Tue May 22, 2012
Research confirms what Farkers already knew: eating healthy organic food turns you into a douche and leaves you with only 26 minutes to get to the gym
(
newser.com
)
(54)
(argus)
If you plan on lifting weights after drinking, don't be surprised if EMT workers are called in to move the dumbbell
(
theargus.co.uk
)
(20)
Thu May 17, 2012
Meet the original guy that had to be at the gym in 26 minutes
(
neatorama.com
)
(17)
Sat May 05, 2012
UGA gymnastics coach resigns after 3rd year of sub-par results. He had succeeded the legendary coach whose record included winning the last 5 consecutive NCAA Championships of her career. But don't fret - he'll land on his feet
(
blogs.ajc.com
)
(7)
Thu May 03, 2012
Our profits need to be at the gym in 26 minutes
(
finance.yahoo.com
)
(6)
Sun April 29, 2012
It's not a stretch to see the advanced skills of these three Russian gymnasts
(
break.com
)
(29)
Thu April 19, 2012
(NJ101.5)
There's no harm in telling a girl she's "too sexy" for the gym right? Unless he's 40, she's in second grade and you're her teacher... Then you're uh, suspended
(
nj1015.com
)
(91)
Mon April 16, 2012
(WHNS)
Middle school suspends 13-year-old girl for red hair. Was it non-human red? Only her gym teacher knows for sure
(
foxcarolina.com
)
(276)
Sat April 14, 2012
In an amazing feat of journalistic gymnastics, here's an 1800-word article on the John Edwards trial that manages to mention the word "Republican" five times in varying sinister ways - and "Democrat" not at all
(
theatlantic.com
)
(97)
"I asked if there was anything in the vehicle that might get him in trouble. He looked at a red colored gym bag in the front passenger floorboard and then hung his head down"
(
nwfdailynews.com
)
(84)
Sat March 31, 2012
Hot gymnast in a skin-tight unitard awes the audience with her performance on the parallel bars. Wow
(
youtube.com
)
(42)
Sun March 25, 2012
What to do in those 26 minutes you have to get to the gym
(
neatorama.com
)
(17)
Sun February 12, 2012
Twenty minutes in a tanning bed will land more chicks than 26 minutes at the gym
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(73)
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