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98 headlines found matching 'guns'
Thu December 08, 2016
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heroin now kills more people than guns in America. USA USA USA
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
What does a statewide minimum wage limit have in common with legalizing puppy mills, forbidding bestiality, and allowing guns in day care centers? A day in the life of Ohio's Congress
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Trump has gotten progressives to value limited government, guns, and secession. Now he's gotten them to hate taxes? Is there anything he can't do?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It takes a lot of balls to rob Pablo Escobar's hit man
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Top VW executives tell the world to just send guns and money
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Guns N' Roses invite Mexican fans on stage to whack a Donald Trump piñata during their show
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Black Friday last year: buy more guns before Obama grabs them all. This year: Trump's the man now, buy even more guns
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently you can shoot people multiple times, kill them while shouting, "I told you not to fark with me" in a road rage incident and walk away without charges being filed, even if there are eyewitnesses
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police hold gun-buying sting, discover criminals bring guns to gun buying stings
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's welfare director fired. He leaves behind 80,000 rounds of ammo and 50 handguns in the office basement. "These jihadists in San Bernardino attacked a social service center for the developmentally disabled. They will go anywhere,"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Levi Strauss CEO pens a letter politely requesting that shoppers don't bring guns into their stores. Customers respond "OOOOoooo Say your prayers varmint"
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
"What did the KKK do?" "I don't see color" and "Is it because I'm white?" Trevor Noah finally comes into his own as he exposes The Blaze's Tomi Lahren to be a hypocritical hate-monger
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan confirms Negan will drag The Walking Dead on and on and on in Season 8
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I kind of want to date a girl that steals a Magic Mike DVD, batteries, and a hard salami from Walmart. I'm just saying
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
PSA: When prepping for Doomsday, remember the most important thing of all: Lock Your Doors
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Sat November 26, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns N Roses announce more reunion tour dates in their unending effort to bring all of America to their knees SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"A man in his 60s bumped into the motorcycle of a man in his 20s who had a gun. Once one person was shot, other people nearby pulled out guns to retaliate" and the Thanksgiving football massacre was on
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Doctors try treating gunshot victims with hypothermia. Preliminary results show that it works WAY better than treating hypothermia victims with gunshots
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While you wait for the turkey to thaw, here's a handy list of the major retailers who are screwing their workers out of Thanksgiving dinner again this year
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Super slow motion video reveals the clever technology that allowed World War I fighter planes to fire their machine guns through their propellers without hitting the blades
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Here are five potential scenarios of a Trump Presidency. All of them feel like you're being forced to choose between dying by fire, gunshot, ebola, being hit by a bus, or slow painful poison
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Fri November 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman who killed groom's aunt and injured guests while dancing and firing guns at wedding was previously in trouble for suggesting Muslims be sterilized. No word on her position in Trump's cabinet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since 2001, the Secret Service has lost 744 laptops, 258 desktop computers, 736 mobile phones, 22 tablets, 121 guns, and 32,000+ left socks
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
The greatest threat of our time is evolving: "Grizzlies are learning that gunshots are dinner bells"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Too broke for missiles, switching to guns
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Folks over at DailyKos have reached stage five on the five stages of grief
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the best or most interesting late night snack you've cobbled together when you don't have shiat in your kitchen?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Guinness Book of World Records not interested in NRA's idea of record setting. Look, we got a thousand guys to line up and all shoot their guns at once, that's gotta be a record? Guinness says, point the guns at yourselves and we'll be there
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Sat November 12, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It's tradition for him to have his guns brought to him around hunting season so he can get them out and go through the whole process of cleaning them and getting them ready. And then the guns are put away until the next year." Not anymore
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Fri November 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
At the 11th hour, on the 11th day, of the 11th month, the guns on the Western Front finally fell silent and the Great War was over. Here's to them, on the 98th anniversary. Good luck everyone...especially you, Darling
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Dear Liberals: If you don't feel safe in America anymore, you can go buy some guns. Love, the Right
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cuba decides, now that Trump is President, time to make sure our guns work
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Only in Toronto could 20 people witness a man having his penis cut off followed by five gunshots and no one saw or heard anything"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
...and Trump supporters have already begun firing their guns in the air across America
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Tue November 08, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Why settle for anti-drone guns when you can have anti-drone warplanes?
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Chris Rock's bullet control plan appears to be working, but only on the USS Zumwalt
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Sun November 06, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle passes a "Gun Violence Tax" on guns and ammo. Gun shops move to the suburbs and people stop buying guns and ammo in the city, so Seattle loses the normal sales tax also. And it refuses to release how much it has taken in
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox renews The Simpsons through season 30, embiggening their episode count past Gunsmoke for scripted series with the most episodes
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Car Keys (UK))
 
 
 
Mazda says it will "never" build an electric car, and it thinks hybrids are a joke too
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bizarre propaganda video from Best Korea shows Kim Jong-Un supposedly flying a plane and shooting guns - all while a breathless narrator tries to suppress her excitement
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Goofy bastard tries to slip into Disney World with a loaded semi-auto
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Tue October 25, 2016
(The Daily Press)
 
 
 
Man serving as his own lawyer in murder case surprised to find his 'price of tea in China' objection overruled. Also, is convicted on all counts, surprising no one but him
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Mon October 24, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman arrested for DUI after driving wrong way in I-4. Fark: While carrying loaded guns, handcuffs, multiple driver's licenses. Better remember her mugshot, people
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump lands the critical Branch Davidian endorsement:"David Koresh would have admired Trump. First of all, he believes in the Second Amendment, he believes in the guns, and also the truth"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
THIS is what happens when you publicly shame your girlfriend for her driving skills in Florida
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
MN Supreme Court rules that BB guns are NOT firearms, despite fierce opposition by lobbying group, Mother's of One-Eyed Kids Association of America
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Guns don't kill people. Toddlers kill people
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Navy officially commissions USS Zumwalt, not only the largest destroyer it has ever built but the only one whose main weapon system will be rated in gigawatts to power beamed weapons instead of number of guns
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The right of citizens to keep and bear caneguns has been infringed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Audiences flocked to see Ben Affleck use numbers and guns in The Accountant, which took #1 with $25 million.The Girl on the Train derailed with a 40% drop to #2 with $12.7 million, Kevin Hart: What Now debuting at #3 with $12.3 million
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"A naked American gorilla stole my balloons"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're good at selling shingles you get a free gun
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Yes officer, the drugs are mine, but I swear the guns belong to my 4 year old
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Tue October 11, 2016
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Even in the UK, where the cops don't normally carry guns, if you point a crossbow at one, a cop is going to shoot you
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Thu October 06, 2016
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the BK Corral, featuring renowned firearms expert Wyatt Derp
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Wed September 28, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
You know what I dream of, Juan? That one day, we can throw down these guns and I can have my own dreams, like to give tours of our land, show the people where we made our stands against government oppression. Or maybe I'll just become a cheese-maker
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Virginia resident: Is it OK if I sell guns in my store? Government: Sure. Virginia resident: What if I serve coffee, too? Government: Don't press your luck, bub
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
ISIS wives are given suicide vests and machine guns as wedding gifts. Brides will now wear something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Now you can really feel each gunshot
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Fri September 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The death of Mia Farrow's adopted son, Thaddeus Wilks Farrow, turns out to have been less "tragic car accident" and more "tragic self-inflicted gunshot wound"
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Newtown teacher gets permit for gun after nonstop death threats from conspiracy theorists claiming Sandy Hook never happened, then forgets to lock it in his car and brings it on school grounds, where guns are banned
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Thu September 22, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
A hostage situation that lasted more than six hours comes to a close. 15 People were inside the home, no one can confirm that there was ever really a hostage situation
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NRA was right, someone IS coming to take all of your guns... and it's Donald Trump
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Just three percent of American "adults" own half of America's guns
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Because they'll spark a panic in Sweden
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here are nine things that kill more Americans a year than Syrian refugees
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP overrides veto, passes law that eliminates all gun control laws. So if you're a violent criminal with a record or a domestic abuser and want to own guns and concealed carry with no permit or training, it's your lucky day
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Katie Couric sued for $12 million for defamation over a documentary on guns. Even Matt Lauer is telling her to pay more attention during her interviews
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
After Senator Roy Blunt (R-MO) condemns opponent's record on gun rights, Jason Kander assembles an M-16 blindfolded while discussing his deployment to Afghanistan and attacking Blunt for letting terrorists freely buy guns
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if Clinton or Trump gets elected. Either way, Alaska is screwed. "With Trump you get World War III; with Clinton, a revolution"
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
G4S Secure Solutions fined $151,400 for falsely listing psychological testing information on more than 1,500 forms that allowed employees to carry guns -- including Pulse Nightclub mass murderer Omar Mateen
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Thu September 08, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Yeah, it's because Axl's a douche"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after sending his dog and a gun through the security screening x-ray. Your dog wants a carry permit
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The government keeps records obtained from gun dealers. However, because the NRA hates America, they're not allowed to do keyword searches because maybe one day the government will come and take your guns away. So, thousands of crimes go unsolved
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Spiked)
 
 
 
Would anyone publish The Satanic Verses today? Probably not: "In our post-Charlie Hebdo times, every publishing house and editorial office is haunted by the spectre of aggrieved fanatics bursting through the doors with machine guns"
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
1. Get a piece of wood. 2. Tape a lead pipe to it. 3. Take it to a gun buyback program and tell them it's a shotgun. 4. Profit. (No, really--profit)
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Wed August 31, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Holders of medical marijuana cards can't buy guns due to the "risk of irrational or unpredictable behavior." Gun sales to heavy drinkers still totes ok, though
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Tue August 30, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
NewsFlash
 
Is Chris Brown in your deadpool?, 'cause he's in a stand-off with LAPD over a gun incident, hurling a duffle bag of drugs & guns out his window while declaring "come get me" & posting potty-mouth Instagram videos
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shoe-in for the dumbest 'proof' of alien life on Mars
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The new Red Dwarf XI trailer is out and it looks like serious, gloomy sci-fi - until the end
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has "microwaved Trump's axis of tinfoil." Oh god that's just delicious
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Jerry Brown, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them to take away guns, to enforce background checks and to outlaw high-capacity magazines
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A waiter opens fire on customers after they complain about a incorrect order at a steak house where the staff are supposed to carry fake guns. Why yes this did happen in Texas
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You might be a ballsy, but not too bright wannabe arms dealer if you break into the State Police Firearms Training Unit and steal 11 non-lethal training guns and their ammo
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'What-a-burglars' have an appetite for crime and fries
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American airline travelers set a new record last week: 81 guns confiscated by TSA agents, the most ever in one week. USA USA USA
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Tue August 23, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
A full list of Trump's changing policy positions. Since this is less than 2389 pages long, it's really more a partial list
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Mon August 22, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Bingo hall with 100 guns, body armor and $87,000 in cash. It's the Texas way
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a sign that his new 'outreach' is working, Trump supporters stage rally in a black neighborhood in Houston -- with guns and confederate flags
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Swimmers attacked by shar... make that otters
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Officials unsure who is dumber; the police chief who tipped off his friend prior to a raid, or the friend who hid the stolen goods but left the meth and guns lying around
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gun advocates file lawsuit, claiming they should be able to carry guns in any manner, such as openly, concealed, mounted on a hat, possibly as a BDSM ball gag
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton meeting with top law enforcement leaders in New York...probably to plan on how to seize all of America's guns. Booga booga
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt and Ana Faris are trying to enjoy breakfast when Courtney Love shows up and opens her Hole
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Police search for cab driver after US Olympic swimmers robbed by armed men in Rio." In their defense, it must be hard to find a cab driver between so many armed robbers in the streets
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Bloomberg wants PA voters to remember that one time Sen. Toomey broke with conservative orthodoxy and supported a mild gun control measure (which didn't pass)
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Students opposed to the concealed carry of guns on Texas campuses are bringing thousands of dildos to UT Austin (not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor Fyvush Finkel dies at 93. You might remember him from such projects as "Picket Fences," "Nixon" and "The Krusty the Klown Story: Booze, Drugs, Guns, Lies, Blackmail and Laughter"
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