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Headlines matching 'guns'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(The New York Times) Strange Bad economy means that gangbangers are relying on "communal guns" instead of buying their own  (nytimes.com) (68)


Thu February 09, 2012
(wptv.com) Florida An officer pulls you over after you stole $500 worth of jewelry. Do you a) Toss it out the window b) Go out guns blazing c) Hide it in that hot, delicious General Tso's chicken you just bought as a victory dinner (w/pic)  (wptv.com) (50)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Amusing Two men use a rolled-up magazine 'radar gun' in an attempt to pull over a motorist... who of course turns out to be an off-duty police officer  (cbsatlanta.com) (40)


Wed February 08, 2012
(HitFix) Cool Denzel Washington headed for more action in '2 Guns' opposite Mark Wahlberg. Chances of a He Got Game sequel featuring the Funky Bunch remain remote  (hitfix.com) (41)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Guardian) Scary Robotic sentry orders residents to move along or else. Fortunately, as it's in England, it doesn't have guns...yet  (guardian.co.uk) (56)


Mon February 06, 2012
(savannah now) Dumbass When at a gun show, don't point a weapon at something you don't intend to shoot. That includes your leg  (savannahnow.com) (152)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Susan Komen Foundation introduces pink handguns to promote Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Really  (wisconsingazette.com) (297)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Florida "Sightings of raccoons are down 99 per cent, opossums 98.9 per cent and white-tailed deer 94 per cent." Giant pythons have eaten the Everglades  (smh.com.au) (71)


Fri January 27, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass Even with those Nude-O-Scopes, the TSA is still not able to tell the difference between a gun and an insulin pump  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (90)
(My Fox DC) Stupid "It was more of a political statement ... It's not like they were going to go out and shoot the president," said the cop photographed alongside several teenagers with guns posing next to a bullet-ridden Barack Obama T-shirt  (myfoxdc.com) (128)
(LA Times) Sad Minor altercation escalates when first knife, then gun pulled out. 'Minor' because it was in a 7th-grade class  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (21)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Nerds with Nerfs cause campus panic  (abclocal.go.com) (77)
(SacBee) Unlikely Anti-gun group believes that their one-day Starbucks boycott will "reduce Starbucks stock price by an amount no rational company would allow"  (sacbee.com) (102)


Tue January 24, 2012
(NYPost) Dumbass If you suspect a teenager of ding-dong-ditching you, firing your handgun in the air and then holding him prisoner at gunpoint until the police arrive is not a measured response  (nypost.com) (110)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Delco Magazine) Fail Ahhhhh, Snakes in a SUV - Throw the guns and Ruuuun  (delcomagazine.com) (19)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Tombstone, AZ replacing its old-timey wooden trash barrels with solar-powered compactors, the young guns of the waste disposal industry  (nytimes.com) (43)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Nail-gun misfire strikes man in the part of the brain which tells you that you have a nail in your brain  (news1130.com) (63)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid Hundreds of primary school-age children granted licences to use shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious Houston the fastest growing economy in North America this past year. Of course it is. Guns, gasoline, and cheap illegal labor all good earners y'all  (chron.com) (20)
(Daily Mail) Stupid NYPD decides to use a new device that beams x-rays at random people to see if they have guns. Well what could go wrong with beaming x-rays all over the place when people are legally allowed to have guns  (dailymail.co.uk) (85)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Obvious Sign of the times: Justifiable homicides on the rise. "We have guns for protection, and now we know why"  (palmbeachpost.com) (208)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Philly.com) Amusing The economy is tanking, so naturally, your first thought is "I need more guns"  (philly.com) (149)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid We all know it can be a chore to check how well your handgun has held up over the years, but walking around a densely populated urban area randomly firing your .38 is cutting a few too many corners  (today.seattletimes.com) (23)
(WWL) Fail Cousins go to house to smoke pot, the guy that tagged along discovers a stash of guns, opens fire on occupants with their own guns, owner returns fire but is killed, police give chase, car crashes, cops shoot all three. The Aristocrats  (wwl.com) (94)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero "He kept trying to get his gloves off and saying he was going to shoot me, but I don't think he had a gun, so I just kept punching him"  (ketv.com) (133)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Arizona Star) Interesting Woman with gun stuffed in bra busted in Arizona  (azstarnet.com) (74)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Hey, GI Joe: Where you goin' with that gun in your hand? I'm goin' down to ol' Somalia, to join al-Shabab and defend Islam  (washingtonpost.com) (54)
(Palm Beach Post) Florida 4 guns + 3 men + 2 dead alligators + 1 sugar cane field = Florida tag  (palmbeachpost.com) (15)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Teh interwebs) Spiffy Here's every single gun in RoboCop. Yes, that one. And that one too. Oh, and THAT one  (imfdb.org) (72)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass Man discovers just how real the graphics on Microsoft Gun in a Bag Simulator 2012 can be  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (37)
(Short List) Dumbass While it might be cute in a sitcom, accidentally handing over your gun to the cashier you're robbing isn't ideal in real life  (shortlist.com) (7)
(Ohio.com) Dumbass Guns don't kill people. 50 caliber semiautomatic Desert Eagle wielding trailer park stepchild rednecks kill people (with gratuitious pic)  (ohio.com) (77)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Building his resume for a future career with the DEA, Navy SEAL shoots self in head while demonstrating that his gun was not loaded  (nctimes.com) (284)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Deadline) Followup Fox still hasn't decided the future of low-rated, Nerf-gun sporting dinosaur "thriller" Terra Nova or whether or not Hugh Laurie will be back for another season of House  (deadline.com) (182)


Tue January 03, 2012
(First Coast News) Florida Officer shoots suspect with outstanding warrant, why he didn't use his gun we'll never know  (firstcoastnews.com) (13)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Ready, aim... buyer: Bonnie and Clyde's cache of guns set to fetch thousands at auction  (dailymail.co.uk) (86)
(Daily Mail) Florida 12-year-old boy in critical condition after being hit in head by celebratory New Year gunshot fired from miles away. Police are baffled, but seek someone who likes Skyrim a lot  (dailymail.co.uk) (77)
(Telegraph) Interesting A record number of guns were bought in America as Christmas presents. That'll teach the jolly fatman to think twice about breaking into our homes in the dead of night  (telegraph.co.uk) (141)
(CBS News) Scary That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo  (cbsnews.com) (246)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Gunman who doesn't care for the music of Johnny Cash shot a man in Sacramento, just to watch him die. THEN he flees to Reno, where he's captured  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (24)
(NYPost) Followup After TN woman is brought up on NY charges for trying to check her legal gun, the state's leftiest liberal leftist left-wing Democrat says "actually, these gun laws of ours might be kinda stupid"  (nypost.com) (284)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Great Falls Tribune) Scary Some Indian tribes aren't stopping at running casinos; they're also dabbling in loan sharking. Soon to be followed by hijacking Lufthansa cargo, being chased by helicopters while running guns and cooking veal cutlets  (greatfallstribune.com) (82)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Ron Paul will save America from the imaginary plot to merge the US, Canada, and Mexico into one country and then turn our household guns over to the UN  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)
(WRAL) PSA Durham, NC billboard reminds residents not to fire guns to celebrate New Year's. Still no billboard reminding them that Duke sucks  (wral.com) (29)
(IndyStar) Fail Robber pulls the old "hard object in the back" routine. Employee counters with the "real gun face-shootin" maneuver  (indystar.com) (208)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Quad City Times) Fail If you've got a group of people passing around a loaded shotgun to pose for pictures, you just know someone's going to get shot  (qctimes.com) (98)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida When you're at a routine traffic stop, it's never a good idea to tell the police 'I'm sorry officer, my gun is digging in my hip', especially if you're a convicted felon  (orlandosentinel.com) (39)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Hero 81-year old woman beats up the gun-toting man who mugged her daughter, demands he get off her lawn. Sure, it happened in Florida, but this woman deserves the Hero tag  (sun-sentinel.com) (19)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Proving it's actually possible to have an IQ below zero, school officials discipline a student for taking bites from a pizza slice until it was shaped like a gun  (wkrn.com) (270)
(WISHTV) Stupid Bank robber: Give me all your money or I'll hot glue you into a Christmas ornament  (wishtv.com) (17)


Mon December 19, 2011
(CNBC) Unlikely Gold could hit $2,500 by next year, according to an angry little cowboy who started jumping up and down and firing his gun into the air upon hearing the news  (cnbc.com) (8)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man critically injured after his girlfriend decides to clean her gun at 4AM and it "accidentally" fired  (sun-sentinel.com) (37)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Boston Channel) Fail Carpenter shoots himself in neck with nail gun. Way to go, stud  (thebostonchannel.com) (90)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Examiner) Stupid If you are going to lie about your son-in-law pulling a gun on you, be sure he didn't record you putting two slugs into his chest on his iPhone  (examiner.com) (182)
(LiveLeak) Amusing WARNING: Agent Bear 14 has broken cover. Repeat, Agent Bear 14 has broken cover. Deploy cover story. Send lawyers, guns. and money  (liveleak.com) (26)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup He was a nice guy. He was a quiet guy  (news.yahoo.com) (64)
(LA Times) Scary Best shootout scene Hollywood has filmed in years. Unfortunately, it wasn't a movie  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (68)


Fri December 09, 2011
(The Sun) Weird Only pansies kill themselves with guns or pills. Real men kill themselves with piranhas  (thesun.co.uk) (59)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Attorney General Eric Holder says the 'Fast and Furious' guns will probably continue to show up at crime scenes in the U.S. and Mexico "for years to come." Ummm, thanks Mr. Holder  (foxnews.com) (78)
(CBS News) Obvious Confirmed: Newly acquired documents show that the Obama Administration intended to use the covert gunwalker operation "Fast and Furious" to argue for controversial new laws regulating U.S. gun sales  (cbsnews.com) (765)


Wed December 07, 2011
(BBC) Interesting The 2012 list of inductees to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has been released. Guns and Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys make the cut. Welcome to the Geritol  (bbc.co.uk) (237)
(KnoxNews) Stupid Two cops playing with their guns late at night suffer premature discharge, destroying another man's hard sausage. What a load of baloney  (knoxnews.com) (46)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Weird Deep in the hills Pennsyltucket. A man kept his cash in a bucket. A burglar his gun, stole away just for fun. And as for the bucket, he took it  (centredaily.com) (15)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Gun) Silly I wouldn't want to be in the bunker when Hitler finds out he's been compared to Stalin and Obama  (washington.cbslocal.com) (172)
(Click On Detroit) Scary When asking a father's permission to marry his daughter, and the answer is no, do you: C) Go in with guns and spray acid all over the entire family?  (clickondetroit.com) (43)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Uproxx) Weird What Siri on the iPhone 4S will do for you: find you hookers, drugs and guns. What Siri won't do for you: find you an abortion clinic  (uproxx.com) (43)
(Abc.net.au) Obvious It is official: Killing 77 non-muslims in an attempt to halt the Muslim Invasion of Europe means you are criminally insane  (abc.net.au) (95)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Gun club invites children to pose with Santa, $80,000 machine guns (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (223)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Cool Six reasons why the Steelers have what it takes to win the Super Bowl (but don't tell the Green Bay Packers)  (bleacherreport.com) (141)
(MSNBC) Dumbass You're manning a Pakistani outpost on the Afghan border, when you spot some NATO helo gunships. Do you c) fire warning shots at them?  (msnbc.msn.com) (174)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Kansas.com) Scary Traffic stop yields the usual finds: six concealed handguns, several knives with blades longer than 12 inches, a hatchet, two swords, more than 5,000 rounds of ammo, and a partridge in a pear tree  (kansas.com) (134)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Shooty Guy) Strange Off-duty detective charged with firing four shots at grave site. Hundreds found dead  (lehighvalleylive.com) (18)
(Life.com) Misc 140 years ago today the National Rifle Association was founded in New York, but it would be another twelve decades before its primary goal of arming smoking hot blonde twins with powerful handguns would finally be realized  (life.com) (157)


Tue November 15, 2011
(C|Net) Scary Unlike selling guns directly to drug cartels, the D.O.J. thinks that lying on your Match.com profile should be a Federal Crime. Scary meets Stupid  (news.cnet.com) (170)
(The Destin Log) Florida Deputies reprimanded for failing to find gun hidden in man's fat rolls. Florida tag unbuttons pants, goes back for seconds  (thedestinlog.com) (31)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If your wife received two gunshot wounds because you were "cleaning your gun" the police might have a problem with that  (wmur.com) (80)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Fishing in Florida? Don't forget to bring your gun  (sun-sentinel.com) (92)
(Seattle Times) Weird Not news: woman dies from gunshot. Fark: that she received 15 years ago  (today.seattletimes.com) (55)


Fri November 11, 2011
(BBC) Cool After 70 years, a WWII era Spitfire that crashed in 1941 is unearthed. Cool: The plane is in astounding condition. Ultracool: The Browning machine guns are built to last (w/ video)  (bbc.co.uk) (149)


Tue November 08, 2011
(USA Today) Followup Holder knows when to fold 'em  (usatoday.com) (83)


Mon November 07, 2011
(TwinCities.com) Amusing Today's "undetermined number of the men grappling in a pile had to be subdued by stun guns" story brought to you by Mankato, Minnesota  (twincities.com) (32)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Patriots, fan fail to dodge bullet  (bostonherald.com) (21)


Fri November 04, 2011
(CNN) Scary TSA screeners say they usually find four or five guns in airport luggage on a typical day, Cincinnati Bengals road game  (articles.cnn.com) (100)
(Slate) Silly The National Restaurant Association hasn't realized that NRA belongs to another, even more gun-happy fringe group. This and other abbreviations that are shared by two very different groups  (slate.com) (74)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Canoe) Stupid School cancels Remembrance Day events because the Veterans attending have been bringing along non-functioning replicas of the guns they used to fight for the freedom to cancel Remembrance Day activities  (cnews.canoe.ca) (70)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Glenn Beck-endorsed "Goldline" execs charged with fraud. In related news, it is now a crime to relieve reactionary halfwits of their money before they can blow it on guns, ammo, and American flag pins   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (138)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Strange Leg found to be armed  (abc.net.au) (29)
(Some Guy) Scary Victim in DUI crash with Seattle Police Officer amazed he's still alive, glad officer was too drunk to find his gun  (kirotv.com) (122)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Reuters) Asinine Back there, I could fly a gunship. I could drive a tank. I operated million-dollar equipment. Back here, I can't even hold a job PARKING CARS  (reuters.com) (106)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Naked Guy) Weird Naked man shoots at ATV riders. Court rules he can eventually be reunited with his guns, pants  (thechronicleherald.ca) (16)


Thu October 27, 2011
(WPXI) Obvious The police would like to remind you that Halloween is coming up and the guns those little kids are carrying just might be toys, so please don't blow them away. Thank you  (wpxi.com) (74)
(WBALTV) Dumbass Student goes to principal to express he's been having suicidal thoughts. Principal has student's belongings searched, finds gun. Police arrest student. Problem solved  (wbaltv.com) (76)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing The worst gang fight in a decade between the Hells Angels and the Vagos was over A) Drugs, B) Guns, or C) Pumpkin Spice Lattes  (news.yahoo.com) (68)


Tue October 25, 2011
(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Learning how to use a new gun can be hazardous, especially if you accidentally discharge it through your floor, rupturing a gas line that blows your house to smithereens hours later  (helenair.com) (88)
(Washington Post) Strange If you're armed with a fake bomb and a real gun and still get beat up by the sub shop owner, maybe robbery just isn't your thing  (washingtonpost.com) (8)
(NYPost) Fail On the bright side, at least 4 out of 12 gun smugglers are NOT New York City police officers  (nypost.com) (35)
(CBS News) Followup Autopsy says Gaddafi died of a beating, followed by multiple gunshots. Or as his regime would call it - natural causes  (cbsnews.com) (144)


Mon October 24, 2011
(LA Times) Scary Never you mind that loaded gun, that bottle looks like it's over three ounces. ARREST THAT MAN  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (68)


Sun October 23, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Mother packs daughter's school backpack with pencils, books, sandwich with extra heat  (nydailynews.com) (63)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Spiegel) Photoshop Photoshop these guns and guitar  (spiegel.de) (67)


Thu October 20, 2011
(The Times of India) Scary Chinese toy guns not safe. You should probably keep an eye on your can of Coke, too  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (64)
(CBC) Scary Just in time for Christmas: Replica AK47 bb guns  (cbc.ca) (148)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Short List) Cool Pac-Man costume maker set to win Halloween and gun lats into oblivion, all at once  (shortlist.com) (15)


Sun October 16, 2011
(News-Journal) Florida Difference between cleaning the dishes & cleaning your gun: if you screw up while cleaning the dishes it's unlikely your mom's going to the hospital  (news-journalonline.com) (45)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Telegraph) Scary Guns don't kill people, people with Samurai swords whose application for a gun license was rejected kill people  (telegraph.co.uk) (45)

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