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Headlines matching 'guilty'
Wed May 23, 2012
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(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Porn actress pleads guilty to 2nd degree murder. Judging by the mugshot I'm guessing it was entrapment  (tampabay.com) (34)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad Man gets 10 years for 19th DUI. With good behavior, he'll be working on number 20 in five years  (fox8.com) (344)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Billings Gazette) Obvious Frankenberry pleads not guilty to armed robbery charges. Count Chocula reputedly seeks plea agreement in exchange for testimony  (billingsgazette.com) (30)


Wed May 02, 2012
(NYPost) Sick Home health aide guilty of stealing nearly $800K from elderly woman. Thank you for being a fiend  (nypost.com) (70)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Even in a first-degree murder case, everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty. But you're not helping things if you're the one arrested and you have a tattoo of a gun between your eyebrows  (palmbeachpost.com) (72)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Man pleads guilty in 2010 Wrigleyville Bomb plot. No word on the sentence Mr. Piniella will receive  (chicagotribune.com) (14)


Mon April 16, 2012
(CNN) Sick Norwegian mass murderer admits killing 77 people. His plea? Not guilty, claiming "self defense." Seriously  (cnn.com) (166)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Man featured on the reality show "Millionaire Matchmaker" exposed as a professional con man, and judging by his mug-shot, some species of elf or woodsprite  (news.yahoo.com) (34)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Quad City Times) Fail "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened"  (qctimes.com) (81)


Fri April 06, 2012
(El Paso Times) Obvious After listening to 20 minutes worth of charges, Juarez drug cartel killer pleads guilty to lots of evil shiat, gets 10 life sentences  (elpasotimes.com) (54)


Sun March 25, 2012
(Some Shagger) Spiffy 38 yr old woman gets 10 years for shagging 17 yr old student. Just kidding, she got probation  (hattiesburgamerican.com) (128)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Lohud.com) Followup New York rabbi under investigation in newborn baby's post-circumcision death, but the maximum punishment is not likely to be much even with a guilty verdict since in New York there's no such thing as walking the green mohel  (lohud.com) (121)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine Former WV Sheriff & county clerk plead guilty to voter fraud. "We knew something was wrong, because the post office closes at 4:30 ... you don't go to the post office at 9 o'clock at night and find ballots"  (foxnews.com) (113)
(CNN) Obvious Big Banks guilty of rape and pillage? How could that possibly be so? They seemed so nice when we bailed them out for the last rape and pillage  (money.cnn.com) (27)
(NYPost) Followup Morgan Stanley executive William Bryan Jennings pleads not guilty to stabbing a cab driver in a dispute over a fare, wonders if that Clarence Darrow fella from the Scopes trial might be available to defend him  (nypost.com) (66)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Nola.com) Interesting If a man is wrongly imprisoned for 30 years, why should the state have to pay up? Shouldn't it be the jury that wrongly found him guilty?  (nola.com) (139)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Statesman) Dumbass Stanford found guilty of operating $7 billion Ponzi scheme, having lamest mascot ever  (statesman.com) (50)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Amusing Judge unflustered by accused's pants on the ground guilty plea  (cleveland.com) (18)


Sat February 25, 2012
(WLSAM) Fail Teacher pleads guilty to changing grades. Fark: At least this is not another smokin' hot teacher student sex scandal. More Fark: At least she is smokin' hot  (wlsam.com) (212)
(SFGate) Dumbass 41-year-old female teacher pleads not guilty to having sex with a 14-year-old student. With "no, don't want" pic  (sfgate.com) (78)


Wed February 22, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious Great googly moogly Huguely guilty  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (45)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Pastor registers as a sex offender after pleading guilty to lewd conduct with underage girls from congregation. To ensure this problem won't happen again, church bans kids from attending services  (news4jax.com) (96)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Miami Herald) Followup The poison that guy found guilty of trespassing took? Dihydrogen Monoxide  (miamiherald.com) (73)
(WPTV) Florida Protip: If you're a home daycare owner, don't shake all of the children when they misbehave... then this happens  (wptv.com) (48)
(Yahoo) Dumbass In life you can be guilty, and deserve your punishment. Or you can be innocent, but wrongly accused. Or you can be this guy  (news.yahoo.com) (94)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Not news: Man found guilty of trespassing. Florida: so he drinks poison  (wiod.com) (29)


Tue February 14, 2012
(CSMonitor) PSA Electric cars prolong a destructive, car-centric lifestyle. And help you pick up socially conscious women. But at least feel guilty about it, OK?  (csmonitor.com) (234)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Strange Why not spice up your stale sex life with some hot threesomes between you, your husband and your 15 year old cousin? Apart from the court case and the awkward family dinners of course  (stuff.co.nz) (70)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Denver Post) Interesting A New York inmate proves that if you have enough time, you too can figure out how to use the IRS Tax Refund system  (denverpost.com) (40)

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