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Wed January 06, 2010
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(nymag.com) Interesting Has CNN banned Carrot Top?  (nymag.com) (21)

Tue January 05, 2010
(Think Progress) Obvious Joe Arpaio to file trumped-up charges against lawyers who discovered he never read the book he "wrote"  (wonkroom.thinkprogress.org) (149)

Thu December 24, 2009
(Politico) News Senate passes health care bill 60-39  (politico.com) (lots)

Wed December 23, 2009
(Gateway Pundit) Fail Obama now more loathed than Bush was at the end of his second term. Mission Accomplished: 1, Hope & Change: 0  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com) (554)

Tue December 15, 2009
(Some Guy) Hero City commissioner is asked to put nativity scene on courthouse lawn, but decides a flashing T-Rex and Loch Ness monster would be better choice for a religious display  (chicagotribune.com) (216)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Washington Post) Asinine "At this point, Lieberman seems primarily motivated by torturing liberals. That is to say, he seems willing to cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in order to settle an old electoral score"  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (366)

Sat December 12, 2009
(The Hill) Amusing Dear Congressman, your office is too inconveniently located for us to protest at. Please move it to a better location so we can more easily call you a Marxist. Sincerely yours, teabaggers  (thehill.com) (74)

Fri December 11, 2009
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida "If elected mayor, I guarantee that I will not in any way contribute to the sexual abuse of any of my underage relatives..."  (orlandosentinel.com) (54)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Cracked) Weird Seven horrifying cosmetic surgeries. Bonus: Sharp knee surgery included  (cracked.com) (104)

Wed December 02, 2009
(Salon) Obvious Glenn Greenwald discovers that a blank slate candidate who runs on vagueries one can read whatever one wants into produces a blank slate president who governs by vagueries one can read whatever one wants into  (salon.com) (99)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Bloomberg) Asinine Goldman Sachs Group Inc., which got $10 billion and debt guarantees from the U.S. government in October, expects to pay 1% in taxes. Thats right, 1%  (bloomberg.com) (262)

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