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74 headlines found matching 'green'
Thu September 11, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Ogden Standard-Examiner)
 
 
 
Longtime farker twoody wrote a cookbook, sent one to Drew, and all he got was this lousy greenlight
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(21)
 
(Northern Territory News)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to be concerned about, local residents are miffed with garbage can lid covers being changed from green to red. (With picture of some of the victims of this atrocity)
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
A most adorable golf hazard at the green and you lost your ball but you won't care
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(34)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
THE SHADY BUNCH: The 10 Most Insane Mugshots Of Labor Day Weekend!
 
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
On May 2, 2012, he emailed the CIA a new opening to the story with a subject line that asked, "does this look better?" And you thought it was tough to get a greenlight here
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(36)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
US Navy to Cee-Lo Green: "F*ck you"
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(74)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Former governor running for US Senate denies he auctioned green cards to the highest bidder, insists they were a flat rate $500,000 each
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(44)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
A 'Walking Dead' spinoff series has been greenlit. This time with less Coral staying in the house
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(37)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks make Green Bay's defense look softer than melted cheese in 36-16 season opening win
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(181)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton basks in the green glow of Harry Reid's money
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(24)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Seahawks continue their dominance of last season, or will Aaron Rodgers and crew make them look like the Broncos? It's the Seattle Seahawks vs. the Green Bay Packers in the NFL 2014 Season Opener, at 8 PM on NBC
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(1983)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't need a $10,000 raise, a more understanding boss, or an office with a window to be truly happy at work. You just need a little green plant on your desk
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(81)
 
(Palladium-Item)
 
 
 
Meet "The Pickle," a bright green RV that just won a contest for being the ugliest motor home around. Don't listen to 'em Pickle, you're a looker
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(58)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you still using iceberg as the main green in your salad? Shame on you. Bow your heads. Lettuce pray
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(30)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dust storm triggers a 50 car pile-up in A) Arizona B) New Mexico C) Washington, the Evergreen State
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(67)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Will Power wins first Indycar championship. Green Lantern approves
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(9)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs go green with Soler power providing a charge
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green pleads no contest to slipping ecstasy to woman he met at Los Angeles sushi restaurant. Well ain't that some shiat
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(69)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Will any current car models survive long enough on the road to achieve the status of vintage classics of 21st-century design?" Your 1984 lime-green Hyundai Pony is NOT a classic
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(25)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Six obvious reasons why this will not be greenlit, not included: this is a repeat to a similar but more complex article
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(12)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
You know those movies where some guy hacks into traffic lights and turns them all green? That could actually happen
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(26)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
This clip from Sin City 2 may be the sexiest 30 seconds you see all day because Eva Green. (SFW unless you are the MPAA)
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(71)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study finds fringe global warming deniers get far more than their share of media attention, greenlit Fark links
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(26)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pessimists are happier when things go well. There's no way this is getting greened
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(29)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(RTT News)
 
 
 
Having bought 45% in 2012, Walgreens steps up to buy up the remaining Alliance Boots, says they're a great fit
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(6)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
So, remember the time the United States tried to buy Greenland?
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(71)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald publishes classified materials stolen from the US government. This IS a repeat
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(119)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Hej Cyklist, Dutch speedometer will tell you how fast to ride on bicycle highway to keep hitting the green light
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(21)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bristol waste recycling plant would like to advise their customers that they do not currently have a Soylent Green production facility. It would appear one customer is not aware of this fact
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(21)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
From Charlie the Tuna to the Jolly Green Giant to Mr. Clean, they sure don't make commercial mascots like they used to back when drugs were cool. Who/what were your favorites?
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(23)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For red band trailer shows exactly why Eva Green is worth a murder rap
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(75)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Marvel reimagines the Green Goblin as left handed
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(31)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Millennial outdoes granny nanny by renting AirBNB condo for 44 days, never paying his bills, and never leaving while claiming protection under California rental laws. He's scamming Kickstarter, and looks like his greenlights were repeats too
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(155)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(SILive)
 
 
 
Problem: Need $150 million for your project because US investors see it as a giant failure in the making. Solution: Allow rich Chinese to buy-in through federal program in exchange for green cards
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA gives Air Israel green light to clear runway
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(142)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green planet
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Red greenhouse grows veggies for Mars, is held together with duct tape
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(22)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Experts say social media can feed into Munchausen by proxy syndrome. I hope this goes green, because my son is mysteriously sick and we can't figure out what's wrong, and seeing his old dad get a greenlight full of sympathy would really help
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(65)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
17 years ago, a cargo ship spilled millions of Legos into the sea, and Cornish residents are still collecting it. "The holy grail is an octopus or a dragon. If your neighbour had found a green dragon, you'd want to go out and find one yourself"
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(33)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Army seeks congressional approval to undo destruction of Los Angeles River, returning it to a lush belt of green carrying wastewater treatment plant outflow to the sea
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(55)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"He just looked at me, we made eye contact, and then he walked away, like it was nothing," she said. What is she talking about making eye contact with? A) A rabid dog, B) A giant green alien, or C) A naked man who broke into her home
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(34)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Fort Worth TX greenlights distillery on old golf country club grounds amid complaints from neighbors that the area will become overrun with noisy, obnoxious drunk assholes who hang around for hours
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Strap on your tin foil hats. Snowden has revealed that governments attempt to control the spread of online information and manipulate online debates. If this doesn't go green we know that Fark has been infiltrated. The eagle flies at midnight
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Thu July 10, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Woman stops to take photo of a sweet little deer hanging out in front of a liquor store and fails to notice its scabby little head and the cute green foam frothing from its mouth
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(49)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For a few glorious years in the mid-1960s, the Green Monster showed the world what six wheels and the engine from an F-104 Starfighter could do
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(18)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Leave it to Greenpeace to make LEGO feel guilty about its relationship with Shell
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(98)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Five Thirty Eight takes a look at exactly what qualifies as Classic Rock today. Of course, if you unskew those numbers, the statisticals show that Lawrence Welk, Jim Nabors, and Lee Greenwood are the most popular classic rock acts
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(65)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green said f*ck you to The Voice because it was becoming too much like a regular job. Yeah, that's a shame to have to try and work for a living, you demented troll
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(51)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Missouri wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham enrolling at OU for 2015 season and is expected to major in martial arts and hydroponic agriculture
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(10)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, I can't reply to your post because I'm out doing really fun things. I'll check for green arrows when I'm back on the site and might post a reply later. Toodles
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(80)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
PJ O'Rourke: "27 sensitive, caring, green, and politically committed reasons to ban July 4th"
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(184)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daily News' review of NYC's Tavern on the Green sets a new gold standard for evisceration by sarcasm. What's this guy's Fark handle anyway?
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(129)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's sweet when you're dating a girl and you want to bring her to where you work so she can meet your work friends. Unless you're a Green Beret working in Afghanistan
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You submit links #LikeAGirl (trolling girl modmins who greenlight links #LikeAGirl)
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(39)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you like green slave girls, you might like this NEW episode of OLD Star Trek
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(57)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, there is no Food and Drink Museum in America. That greenish-black bowl of god-knows-what slowly evolving into sentient life at the back of your fridge begs to differ
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(49)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indulging in a self-created fantasy world of booze, pain pills and sex may be fine if you are a CEO in New York, but it is frowned down on if you are a Green Beret Major in Afghanistan
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(83)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Issa vs. the Greenback Whale. Part 2: Moby Dickishness
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(128)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(My Fox Dallas)
 
 
 
Texas Walgreens joins the growing list of businesses who do not know the law about disabled vets and their service dogs
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(133)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The green movement has become a "combination of extreme political ideology and religious fundamentalism rolled into one." says Green Peace founder
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(90)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If Greenpeace had invested in oil, they wouldn't have lost $5.2 million
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(23)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
India's intelligence experts have identified a secretive organization which is a threat to national security: Greenpeace
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(19)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pair of bright-green 'Hulk puppies' born in Spain. Don't make them angry. You wouldn't like them when they're angry (pics)
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(35)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It turns out hydrogen fuel cells aren't as green as they sound
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(74)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
From Slate intern to selling a start-up for $25 million in just a few years. Hey, but you got a few greenlights last month, you rock
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of lame Fark Admins Fark-blocking your expertly-written and hilarious headlines? Well, you can now always get your links greenlit with this new site
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(34)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Tea Party's legacy after five years: no significant legislation, a government shutdown that cost billions, an ironic reading of "Green Eggs and Ham," and a bunch of old white guys that shout at clouds
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(128)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While the greener-than-thous were pearl-clutching over soccer moms and their 20mpg SUVs, China was getting busy flattening 700 mountains
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(90)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lifetime finally greenlights "Dirty River Hippies Giving Birth on Yoga Mats"
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(54)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Viking Chad Greenway helps rescue two stranded boaters on windswept lake... even though one was a Bears fan. "Good thing he told me that after"
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(18)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
MPAA ensures everyone will look at Sin City 2 poster by banning it for Eva Green showing excessive nudity
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(127)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The greenest car company is a) Honda, b) Toyota, c) Hyundai. WARNING to greenies: There will be math
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(50)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils World Cup doughnuts. Japan gets green tea, France gets creme brulee, Brazil has mango passion donut, and USA has lemon cheesecake donut with vanilla cream cheese filling, topped with lemon creme and crushed graham crackers
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(23)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hidden elevator leads police to a batcave full of child pornography. Now those short green pants make sense
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(171)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Environmental News Network)
 
 
 
Canyons in Greenland found to be the world's biggest iceholes
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(12)
 

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