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72 headlines found matching 'green'
Fri January 23, 2015
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"If people just voted on policies, rather than party affiliation, seat incumbents or leaders' personalities the Greens would be the party of government." And if the Green Party's aunt had balls, she'd be its uncle
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Tue January 20, 2015
(BadJocks)
 
 
 
Littlest Packers fan can't stop crying after Green Bay loses game, Michael Bennett taunts them on bicycle
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Mon January 19, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Green Bay Packers biggest mistake was not respecting the throwing arm of the punter from Saskatchewan. A classic blunder indeed
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Sun January 18, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Super Green
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Like other NFL teams, the Green Bay Packers wisely spend their time during the week learning new plays, running drills, playing Settlers of Catan- wait, what?
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Wed January 14, 2015
(The Onion)
 
 
 
"Look, there are hundreds of studies on Greenland's rapidly melting ice sheet alone. If you could just skim the abstract of one of those-just one, that's it-that would be great"
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Mon January 12, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Green Bay Packer fans take to Twitter to mock Chris Christie after the humiliating, hilarious loss handed to the Dallas Cowboys by the refs
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(106)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Tony Romo and the Cowboys be able to shut down the Packers or can Aaron Rodgers and Green Bay destroy Dallas? It's Ice Bowl II starting at 1:05 EST on FOX
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(2449)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
ESPN's John Hollinger, 2012: "Jeff Green is overrated, and signed the worst contract of the summer." Vancouver Grizzlies GM John Hollinger, 2015: "I think I'll do a three team trade to add Jeff Green to the Grizzlies"
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(25)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Fox has just greenlit a 'Minority Report' TV series. Bet you didn't see that coming
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(37)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
The science is settled, nuclear power is the greenest
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(157)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Solent green ship grounding believed to be intentional; it was PEOPLE
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WILL Andrew Luck go off? WHICH Andy Dalton shows up? DOES no Green mean no hope? CAN it be a "cat sweep" weekend or will the (other) ponies roll? Bengals vs Colts, 1:05 PM ET, CBS
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Thu January 01, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Lost sheep found wandering around at Walgreens. Police currently trying to contact their owner, a Mrs. B. Peep, to let her know where to find them
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(11)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Interview to be screened in Canada. No word on whether Lee Greenwood's lesser-known "God Bless You Canada" will be played before the film
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Sun December 28, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A bar in Detroit is offering to comp patrons their entire bill if the Detroit Lions beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday. Either way this cannot end well
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(13)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Soupy Sales asked kids to send him all those "green pieces of paper" from their parents' wallets? Well this is just like that, except with handguns
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(175)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Have you seen it? Police hunting missing Christmas tree issue a description: "6 ft tall, with lots of green branches and prickly bits"
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(14)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Google researches the use of color in business. U.S. companies still hoping to make enough green to stay in the black
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(7)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
The 2015 Inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame have been announced. The inductees list is to the left, the rational and civilized arguing over Green Day's induction is to the right
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Fri December 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
So anyway, Al Green can still hit the greatest "hey baby" in the history of music
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(14)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Greenpeace issued an unreserved apology and shipped its director to Peru to make amends in person to the local government after its activists allegedly damaged the Nazca Lines during a publicity stunt" (pics)
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Wed December 10, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was Greenpeace, but it was Greenpeace
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(93)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Walgreens pulls Hannukah wrapping paper because SURPRISE SWASTIKAS
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(144)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Green Day guitarist hopes to say "good riddance" to tonsil cancer
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(20)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Everyone that thinks that a greenlight just needs cute kittens just put paws up
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(10)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Greens soil themselves in rage as Hillary comes up in support of fracking
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Mon December 01, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Turnpike bonds feature 2% return, 10% broker's fee, 3% lawyer's fee, and green cards
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(20)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this green, humpy wall
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(18)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The SEC went 0-4 against the ACC yesterday. SEC East champion Missouri has a loss against Indiana, which is 4-8 this season including a loss to Bowling Green. Clearly, the greatest conference ever
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're still trying to pass off 6-month-old green cheese to your guests, science has some good news for you
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Thu November 27, 2014
(ENE News)
 
 
 
Government report: Fukushima fallout on Florida vegetables 1000% over the limit. Be sure to eat your greens
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Tue November 25, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Black Friday takes on a green tinge in Colorado as marijuana sellers slash prices with $1 joints
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(West Texas News)
 
 
 
♫ Europa, A bluer kind of white. Europa, it could be yours tonight. It's mild and green, And squeaky clean ♫
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(18)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After losing a bet over the Northwestern/Notre Dame game to Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic takes a picture of himself mimicking Kim Kardashian's butt photo. Not Safe For...anyone, actually
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(20)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Whodey v. Whodat, Watt v. Woof, Suh v. Drew, Hawks v. Chiefs, and Green Bird v. Green Bay. This is your NFL Week 11 game thread (1ET on CBS, FOX)
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Mon November 10, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Evil Dead" TV series starring Bruce Campbell officially greenlit by Starz network. Groovy
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Marc Trestman "extremely disturbed" by the Bears' record loss to Green Bay. Well, maybe that's because he could be out of a job
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Sat November 08, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Problem: Your solar plant was built with a 1.6 billion dollar federal loan, but not making as much as you thought. Solution: Apply for a federal green energy grant so you can pay back the federal loan
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Tue November 04, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Things to worry about when buying the home of your dreams: Neighborhood, schools, avocado-green appliances, whether it used to be a meth lab
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Mon November 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lobbyist secretly recorded telling oil and gas execs to fight climate change-inspired regulations by presenting the facts and science that supports their position. Just kidding, he tells them to dig up dirt on the private lives of "green" activists
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
After Fukushima Daiichi, Japan has suddenly gotten a major case of green tech religion
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fire marshal says there was no evidence of arson nor a crack pipe present in the charred ruins of Ashley Greene's apartment; her landlord was "full of shiat"
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Sat November 01, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
DJIA goes green for Halloween ... to a new record high
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Mon October 27, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Study finds people to be more intrigued to go to restaurants and willing to pay more if expert reviews voice uncertainty about it instead of promoting it. Subby not sure if this should be greenlit
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Sun October 26, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ashley Greene, the Twilight star who burned down her apartment due to an unattended candle, must now face the ignominy of everyone knowing fire crews found a crack pipe in her burning home
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Sat October 25, 2014
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
Criminal masterminds arrested for trying to abscond with an ATM from a Walgreen's
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
98% of images taken by NASA's 1960s Surveyor Moon landers have never been seen by human eyes. New effort will process them and put them on the web and recover the science data. Here comes the green cheese
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Andrew Hawkins of the Cleveland Browns jokingly kicks son out of house for liking Cincinnati Bengals players like A.J. Green
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Thu October 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How do you troll the University of Michigan before a football game? Paint the block "M" green and add "S" and "U" to it as well
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Wed October 22, 2014
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Concerned citizen writes to Green Bay alderman about bus service. Alderman will do something about it when citizen stops being Muslim
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(134)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Toast is not green
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not easy being green (Possibly not safe for work)
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(21)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now time for subby to fill out his ballot. Colorado candidates for governor. Republican: Bob Beauprez. Democrat:John Hickenlooper. Green:...oh you have got to be trolling me
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Wed October 15, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
NatGeo TV greenlights three new reality series: Help I'm Stranded in a Life Raft; Help I'm Stranded With Survival Expert Yelling Advice in My Earpiece; Spying on a Lighthouse Keeper
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(35)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oregon's first lady adds green farm scandal on top of green card scandal
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Mon October 13, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vatican: Gays bring ''gifts and qualities" to the Catholic table and are welcome to bring their own green bean casserole too
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Sun October 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember when 17-yr old struggling actor Seth Green did that "Cha-Ching" commercial for Rally's hamburgers, and the New Orleans Saints adopted "cha ching" as their catchphrase, and flew him to a game to perform it live? Good times
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon's First Lady disconsolate at the revelation of her youthful indiscretions. Cheer up, little miss: whom among us HASN'T entered into a fraudulent green card marriage with an Ethopian teenager for laptop money?
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Thu October 09, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
San Antonio Spurs guard Danny Green takes a selfie at the Holocaust Memorial in Berlin, decides "you know I had to do it once lol #Holocaust" is an appropriate way to tag the photo
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Green Day, Sting, and Bill Withers are among this year's first time Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know Withers will make it in
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Obama slams billionaires in high-dollar fundraiser at $26m Greenwich, CT home of billionaire...whose name really is Rich Richman. This is not a headline from a few days ago
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
I accidentally started an urban legend about Green Eggs & Ham being banned. My bad. Sorry about that
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Tue October 07, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Glowing green orbs seen in the sky of Canada have a scientific explanation, which for once is not 'drunk Canadians'
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(25)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Will links Ebola fears to Common Core, sexual assault probes, and green light bulbs because of course he would
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fracking will not harm your drinking water. But of course, the insane hippies who support Greenpeace and want to pay $5 a gallon for gas will tell you otherwise
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Fri October 03, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Rovio announces 130 jobs to be cut. In other news, it took 130 people to write "Angry Birds"--- sounds like a lot of green pigs at the trough
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings successfully bamboozle Green Bay Packers into preparing exclusively for Teddy Bridgewater instead of Christian Ponder, only lose by 32 points on Thursday Night Football instead of 59
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Thu October 02, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Can Minnesota poke a few more holes in the cheese heads or will Green Bay send the Vikings packing? It's your TNF thread starting at 8:25 ET on the NFL and CBS networks
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(1114)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The next TARDIS will be green
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(38)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Today)
 
 
 
Teacher is a hit with sign language covers of pop songs. No word on whether she plans to cover Cee Lo Green's "Fark You" or how difficult that would be to sign
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Mon September 29, 2014
(PackersNews)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers: "Punts? We don't need no stinkin' punts"
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(44)
 

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