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19 headlines found matching 'grandmother'
Fri June 27, 2014
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(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Teen faces weapons charges after threatening his grandmother with a juice box. Thankfully, she was smart enough to say "no" when asked if she wanted a Hawaiian Punch
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Where else would a teenager kill his nudist grandmother and drive her body around in her minivan?
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
So, that girl who was kicked out of KFC for being disfigured in a dog attack? Well, brace yourselves: the grandmother lied about the whole thing. No word if the family will return the $30,000 pledged by KFC
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
85-year-old grandma is evicted from her apartment. By maggots. That were eating a guy next door who had been dead for two weeks. Bonus: This is subby's grandmother
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think cilantro tastes like unleaded gasoline, it's probably because your great-grandmother thought it tasted like lantern oil
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 16-year-old is arrested for robbery. News: After his mom drove him to the police station and turned him in. FARK: Grandma also shows up and the two furious women take turns yelling at the him
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Tue May 20, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds billionaires are well educated, have high cognitive abilities, will sell their own grandmother for a few extra bucks if they had to
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
When craft goes creepy
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Big Brother's Big Brother" I heard this from Big Brother's little sister's cousin's once removed aunt's half brother's step grandmother's great niece who saw him watch Big Brother at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
As you sit at your cubicle perusing Fark under a soul-bleaching fluorescent light, your grandmother might be surfing, practicing archery, or cheerleading
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A chart of the most underrated and overrated films of all time. Apparently critics couldn't see the genius of Grandma's Boy like the rest of us
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Tue May 06, 2014
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Grandmother gets in trouble because grandson shares her cookies with classmates. Just kidding, it was actually her heroin
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary shouldn't run because she'll be a grandmother by then and isn't that so much more pleasant than being the first woman President?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Sorry that we messed up that meth test, lady. But we are not taking it off your records. Deal with it"
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Most high school boys take a girl from anywhere between grade 9 through grade 12 to the prom. This boy takes his great-grandmother to his prom
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Tue April 22, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Student's buzzkill grandma gets school to stop giving kids Mountain Dew before tests
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Having picked on enough grandmothers and little kids, the music industry is now suing bars for $21,000 for letting drunk soldiers sing Toby Keith songs
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Thu March 20, 2014
(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Avast would like to inform you that the next time your grandmother turns on her computer it will likely explode thanks to Microsoft, so please renew her AV subscriptions
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Mon March 17, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
80-year-old woman amasses 20,000 Instagram followers as she documents her battle with cancer. And so far, she's not just kicking cancer's ass, she's dancing on it (pics, video)
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