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40 headlines found matching 'graduation'
Sat July 08, 2017
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(Time)
 
 
 
Chief Justice Roberts gave a 9th grade commencement speech worthy of any institution
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Fri July 07, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
DeVry to pay $49 million to students for misleading ads about the chances of finding a job, says they were only copying colleges in the SEC who have been doing the same thing for years
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chicago students no longer allowed to graduate without showing they're prepared for their immediate future after school. Brought to you by the mayor who gave us the largest school closure in American history
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Sat July 01, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Stan Lee spins web of wild stories at UCLA graduation ceremony
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Smelly sprinkler malfunction blesses Long Island high school graduation
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Mon June 26, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Billy Joel gives graduation speech at his high school where he was one class short of getting his own diploma, denies it was driver's education
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school valedictorian gives the graduation speech we all wish we gave
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to save over $20,000 on college costs? Graduate on time
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Bad: car drowns in a flash flood. Worse: car catches on fire. Fark: both at the same time
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Read your own speech at graduation instead of the one the school wrote for you, senior class president? No diploma for you
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Wed June 14, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
High school senior is banned from graduation after he helped TP the school and refused to give up the names of his co-conspirators
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Tue June 13, 2017
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"Kids, remember to designate a driver for a Safe N' Sober Grad Nite, unlike your vice-principal in the parking lot"
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook will address the 2017 graduates at MIT, some of which may actually look up from their screens
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Organ recipient accepts diploma on behalf of 13-year-old who donated liver, six metric tons of dust
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Wed June 07, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
So what's the record for number of times arrested for drinking and driving within 3 hours?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Some graduation gifts are better than others. Does anyone really need that Dr. Seuss book?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dad walks his daughter to school on her first day of kindergarten and her last day of high school. Is it dusty in here or what?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Delaware tops the list of states where college graduates are most likely to leave. Apparently it takes a degree before some people realize they should be somewhere other than Delaware
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kindergarten graduation party. Seems a little silly. Shoving match between two 6 year olds. Seems a little stupid. Parents escalate the violence. Seems a little scary. Someone gets shot. Seems a little Fark
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Thu June 01, 2017
(WiscNews)
 
 
 
1 dead and 2 still missing after explosion rips hole in corn mill. The whole corn plant leveled, corn holed one might say
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kid is soooo embarrassed because his dad picked him up in school wearing only a speedo. Wait 'til kid shows up at graduation in only a bra and panties. That'll teach him
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Wed May 24, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three things are guaranteed to bring farkers together: cancer sucks, Dolly Parton is good and genuine and Mr. Rogers rocks. This link has one of those three
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Mon May 22, 2017
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Your privilege is showing
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
High school drop-out janitor from Cucamonga obtains college degree, delivers commencement address recounting how he invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos: "You started at the bottom." "No, I started at the beginning"
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nigerian immigrant to Canada earns degree, gets drafted by CFL in the same day. Subby found 50 cents and a gummy bear in the couch cushions
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"My shirt is fine." "That's a suspension and an arresting--" *ring ring* "Okay, a suspension, and no graduation ceremony"
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy shows support for girlfriend by wearing her grad picture on his shirt. Thus proving that Mashable writers weren't alive in the 90's
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Congratulations on your Graduation" like starting a massive brawl with other parents over a seat
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district apologizes for inappropriate comments that inadvertently ended up in a high school yearbook. This is not a repeat from every graduation season since the dawn of the first high school yearbook
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
21 Frat-tastic celebrity fraternity composite photos reveal one amazing truth... Guy Fieri's real name is "Guy Ferry"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bill Gates updates the 'plastics' advice from 'The Graduate' for 2017. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells yet another easily disprovable lie about his past. This is not normal, don't pretend this is normal
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Some Graduate)
 
 
 
College grads in their first post graduate job: "I think coming from a world of compassion and fostering talents made it a bit of a shock to see how petty and conniving people can be"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's the middle of May again, so it's time for the yearly envy of Norwegian month long high school graduation binge party, described as "like Burning Man, but with socialized medicine"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As graduation prank, students create 6ft penis mural made from teachers' pictures. (Probably safe for work)
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(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. expects this year's Liberty University commencement speaker Donald Trump "to tell [graduates] what he wants to do to make their careers run more smoothly and make it easier for them to raise families"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school graduation is a month or so away. What kind of advice do you have for this year's high school graduates?
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Madison Daily Cardinal)
 
 
 
"Oh we got both kinds. We got country AND western," say UW Madison bar owners
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro to receive an honorary fine arts degree from Brown, hopes the ceremony takes place before the regents have a chance to see a showing of "Dirty Grandpa"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What day in your life had the most negative impact? Have you recovered?
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