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Thu March 11, 2010
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(CNN) Stupid Kansas City closes half its schools, most of which it wasn't using anyway  (cnn.com) (151)

Fri February 26, 2010
(ABC News) Dumbass Joke letter from principal accidentally sent home to parents by teacher. Parents of stupid and lazy kids want him removed. Tag is for teacher that didn't read the letter before sending it home to parents  (abc15.com) (278)

Tue February 23, 2010
(The Daily Beast) Amusing Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson blames Walt Disney for "pissed-off third-graders" sending him hate mail after Pluto was demoted from planet status  (thedailybeast.com) (131)

Sun February 21, 2010
(Newsweek) Dumbass Newsweek article on why the Internet won't work. This IS a repeat from 1995  (newsweek.com) (147)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Brockton Enterprise) Followup First grader who touched girl in class wins $160,000 to go with his vacation from school  (enterprisenews.com) (130)

Tue February 09, 2010
(TBO) Florida Two fourth-grade teachers help students cope with stress from testing by handing out pill bottles filled with little mint candies. Hilarity ensues  (www2.tbo.com) (139)

Sat February 06, 2010
(Yahoo) Scary Signs of the Apocalypse: Guido fashion becoming popular  (news.yahoo.com) (104)

Fri February 05, 2010
(Lowell Sun) Interesting Headmaster says there's a lot of girl-on-girl action at his school, but he's afraid to try for a threesome. "If I did, I'd get punched"  (lowellsun.com) (123)
(Boston Globe) Scary Jersey Shore's Pauly D: "We obviously did something right." I weep for society  (boston.com) (236)

Wed January 27, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting New study shows self control is contagious. Unfortunately, you hang out on Fark  (scienceblogs.com) (22)

Tue January 26, 2010
(PennLive) Amusing If a nutty activist can't inflate a giant pink pig outside a school board meeting, the First Amendment has no meaning. With pic of pig and its owner  (pennlive.com) (44)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Some Guy) Cool The Obama's are donating the food they've grown in the White House garden to a neighborhood soup kitchen. Somewhere, some Republicans will find fault with this  (mnn.com) (263)

Sun December 20, 2009
(Gainesville Times) Interesting Study finds American teens are using more pills, less pot  (gainesvilletimes.com) (158)

Sat December 19, 2009
(Toronto Sun) Amusing Teacher tapes porn over educational video and accidentally shows it to sixth graders. Parents shocked -- not so much that the kids saw porn but really, who still uses VHS?  (torontosun.com) (125)

Wed December 16, 2009
(Boston Globe) Followup That little boy suspended and ordered to take a psychological evaluation because he drew a stick figure Jesus on a cross? Yeah, not so much  (boston.com) (368)

Tue December 15, 2009
(Taunton Gazette) Asinine Jesus Christ, they suspended an eight year old student for that? (with stick figure goodness)  (tauntongazette.com) (756)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Some Guy) Amusing Teacher cuts off a student's braid after she wouldn't stop playing with it in class. "I wasn't playing with it that loud."  (wisn.com) (427)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Judge rules cyberbullies still have First Amendment rights. "If all cruel teasing led to suicide, the human race would be extinct." And Fark would be nonexistent  (boston.com) (531)

Fri December 11, 2009
(MaineToday.com) Spiffy Maine man to turn 108 years old on Monday. He hopes  (morningsentinel.mainetoday.com) (54)

Wed December 02, 2009
(The Tennessean) Obvious Sardine juice, condoms, lubricant, rival teachers, and a seventh grader. Yes, there's a mugshot  (tennessean.com) (93)

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