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159 headlines found matching 'good news'
Wed June 21, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you really HAVE to defecate, this toilet paper company mascot will now allow you to poop in the company van
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports releases its first rankings in which every company is tied for last place
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Seven weeks out from Burning Man, and the playa is still a giant mud puddle
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington Redskin fans. Thanks to a SCOTUS ruling, you can continue to wear and display your racist football paraphernalia for the foreseeable future
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Let's ask an expert in autocracy how autocratic Trump is, shall we?
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump pledged to protect Christian communities in the Middle East? ICE is currently rounding up hundreds of Iraqi Christians from the U.S. and sending them back to face "death sentences"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let it be known herewith / A new name to be familiar with / She'll surely be a hit / Our new Poet Laureate / Please welcome Tracy K. Smith
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
After 2,147,483,647 games of chess had been played on Chess.com , the app suddenly stopped working for anyone with an iPhone made before 2013. Why? Well 2,147,483,647 just happens to be the largest possible 32-bit integer
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
Astronomers have directly measured the mass of a white dwarf
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Good news for those with Tourette's syndrome. You submitted this with a more jangly headline
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Wed June 07, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Good news for amoral people: Blood Diamonds are back
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cowboy Bebop to get a live action series. Just think Firefly with jazz
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
TV reporter & cop have a moment on camera. One emerges a star & one is looking for a new career
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hello? Hello? Anyone still watching "Fear the Walking Dead"? Junkie Depp? Strand? Bicycle Girl? Ring a bell? Anyone? Well, Season 3 premieres tonight at 9 PM EDT, AMC
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is binge drinking really that bad? Asking for a friend
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember when interest rates were 20% in the 1980s? Good news
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news for those looking to the future, the progressive left is winning in the long game of politics
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Need some quick cash? Restaurant will pay you $900 if you can eat 20 pounds of rice and curry in an hour
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Good news: The Tiger Woods DUI video is here, and it's spectacular
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Wed May 31, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/31): Saga is only 25 cents this month. That leaves you more money to buy 7 variant covers of Cable and still have money leftover to find out if the Hulk will ever actually appear in her own comic
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Top model reveals what really goes on in the industry, saying it's a hotbed of lies and dirty tricks. And that's the good news
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even as his house of cards is burning around him, Kushner is calmly sitting at his table with a cup of coffee muttering "THIS IS FINE, EVERYTHING'S FINE"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Bad news: Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is struck by a meteoroid. Good news: Not only did the orbiter survive, but since it struck in the middle of an imaging run scientists were able to determine the size and speed of the impactor
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How do illiterate people respond to a newspaper editorial? Badly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's bitter Wellesley commencement address was a missed opportunity to, um, I don't know, say some things that might have made Fox News happy?
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp's 14 homes, ranked. Subby will reluctantly take #2
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Introducing the Trump Burger
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Now might be a good time to move to Canada
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Innovative sous vide, trolling Ivanka, and roaming charrges. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-14 to Sat 2017-05-20
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Franken: "You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz . . . and I hate Ted Cruz"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. CEO pay is rising again -- they got an average 8.5 percent raise last year. Let's all pull a little harder and sacrifice a little more, and maybe we can get that number into the double digits this year. COME ON, WE CAN DO IT
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news, international black market arms dealers. If Venezuela goes tits up, you're going to be able to get a lot of awesome Russian hardware for cheap
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Mon May 22, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steveston Harbour port chief: That kid had it coming. If anything, that sea lion is a hero
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Good news: Eighteen cable companies promise to support net neutrality. Bad news: None of them will put it in writing
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
When is the best time to exercise? Morning, afternoon, or evening?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
So, Trump's big speech on Islam that he's giving in Saudi Arabia? It's being written by notorious islamophobe Stephen Miller. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Scott Conant loves LA, mainly because people are lined up out the door for the privilege of paying $22 for a plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Now that the weather is nice and summer is coming, here are some tips on how to minimize carcinogens in meat while you grill, become a hippie. Warning: There is almost no hope for bacon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I made a friend online last year and we got along well. Then I learned he was unstable and tells me I'm horrible and his family disowned him. He's threatening to blackmail me. Do I stay friends or abandon him, damn the consequences?"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Michael Moore announces Fahrenheit 11/9, his new documentary taking on Trump. Which is good news as it will come out around the same time as the impeachment
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for some serious, hard hitting questions around here. When you get your sandwich at a diner, do you eat the pickle first or save it for later?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study says Americans waste 40% of all available food. Which could be good news, because Americans don't need to eat another 40%
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Have you been craving sugary, candy-colored, magical food items since the Unicorn Frappuccino went away? Well, hold onto your lucky charms, General Mills has some good news
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Who hasn't wanted a butt-shaped cup lid? Farker's friend wants to make your dreams come true
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Good news for drug cartels who are the purveyors of death: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has neither the authority or the evidence to start a new drug war
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's is selling curly fries again
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Wood you look at that. Scientists branch out and discover the Earth has 9% more forest than previously opined, and they are stumped as to why
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Soon to be President Mike Pence is neck deep in the Comey firing scandal
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Tue May 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Genetics determine how much coffee you can drink before it goes horribly, horribly wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Palliative care doctor claims we need a rethink on how we view the end of life, as death and dying remains a big taboo. He's right, once you die, you don't get invited to the good parties anymore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: In high school, a friend of mine who had an unrequited crush on me photo-edited my head onto half-naked bodies of women. I friended him on Facebook, then had second thoughts; he's apologized. I still feel violated. Do I re-add him?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why didn't "but his emails" gain much traction in France? Turns out it's because there is no Fox News equivalent in France
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Medical study finds where you live in America has a huge impact on average life expectancy. Good news North Dakota: You don't need to worry about stretching your retirement fund. Better news South Dakota: You guys don't even need a retirement fund
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
🎵 Islands like me aren't America / Money ain't free in America / There's interest and fees in America / We declare bankruptcy in America 🎵
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The New York Times is the Donald Trump of newspapers
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news for those that care about climate change, the world's biggest polluters, the fossil fuel demigods are headed to Germany for UN climate talks that will accomplish nothing
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - Today is the last day you can use the old £5 note in the UK, so spend, spend, spend
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Six vegan taco recipes to make you the butt of every joke this Cinco de Mayo
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: House did cut out provision exempting members of Congress and their staffers from some of the most radical changes to their health care law. The bad news: Being a spineless, corrupt lick-spittle is not a pre-existing condition
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone Ferrari is selling more cars than ever. Trickling down to begin in 5...4
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Alexis Sanchez wants out of Arsenal because he's angry to discover his teammates are lollygaggers who don't share his desire to win or to play well in big games
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. That collapsed I-85 bridge in Atlanta should be completely rebuilt by the holiday. If we're lucky, that be Labor Day
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The good news is that Sean Waltman hasn't relapsed. The bad news is that Sean Waltman is now selling drugs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How to identify every anonymous "Senior White House official". No, not by smell
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Tue May 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hey Democrats, are you feeling hopeful about 2018? Well don't because everything you're doing is wrong and you are doomed. DOOMED
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Think you're underpaid at work? Here's how to know
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's 100 days have been bad news ... for Obama
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Mon May 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well the White House Press briefing is over for the day, and the good news is that Spicer managed to get through it without defending Hitler, even once. The bad news? He DID praise Kim Jong Un for "managing to lead a country forward at a young age"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
131,000 pounds of chicken patties sold at Costco recalled for plastic contamination. The good news is that 131,000 pounds of chicken at Costo means only three boxes
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for spunky Kia Soul lovers -- the new design really ratchets up the funky spunk with a new turbo engine. Making this headline the only time you've ever seen the words "funky," "spunk," and "turbo" used in connection with a Kia
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news for all you health-concious alcoholics out there, Guinness is now vegetarian
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Sat April 29, 2017
(myAJC)
 
 
 
Good news: We gave our government agency employees pay raises to be competitive and reduce turnover. Bad news: We didn't really have the money to do that, so we are laying off and furloughing those employees
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man
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Mon April 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Trump is President, We're at the brink of WWIII and the country is divided more than ever. Is there any good news out there?" "Ed Sheeran may be quitting music." "Ahhhh, life is good"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Harry Styles could have been cast as young Han Solo
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Top 25 films people have seen more than 5 times. The good news: Not a slideshow. The bad news: None of the ones you've seen 5x+ are on it
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan
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Thu April 20, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thinking of moving to Australia? Here are the salaries you can expect to make
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You don't have to be an Einstein to find a massive alien world, but it sure helps
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"What's that old saying? 'Those who don't learn from history are doomed to draw tortured parallels to score cheap points on social media in lieu of actually addressing modern problems?'"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Proving the slide towards Idiocracy is inevitable, F8 of the Furious shatters opening records set by Star Wars, because people want to see cars go vroom and shiat explode
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not only is the Trump administration's "women's issues lead" not a woman, he's also a white nationalist who thinks women get paid less because they don't work as hard as men
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Sun April 16, 2017
(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Not all snacks have to be full of sugar or salt or fat or other unhealthy stuff. Snack Food Sunday is looking for something healthly to munch on before chowing down on the 5,000 calorie Easter dinner
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas warns residents about largest outbreak of mumps in over two decades. If only there were something, say a common vaccine, that could have prevented such an outbreak
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Sat April 15, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Consumer prices are dropping. Bad news: Consumer prices are dropping
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Have you missed watching a Cubs player hitting a home run onto Waveland Avenue? Addison Russell is here to help
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors continue not to notice the big red flag being raised on Wall Street
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Your brain's ability to make random decisions peaks at age 25. Roll 1D6 for each year over 25 to find out how bad
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Protectionism might hurt global economy, reports Ric Romero
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for the 4 or 5 of you DC Farkers who still ride Metro: Things are about to get better. I mean, there'll still be delays, single-tracking, overcrowded trains, fires, smoke, and the occasional death. But, you know, better in a general way
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are having a daughter; we both chose names. I did a presentation; my names were historical or family. My wife chose trashy names like Lauryn and wrote them on a napkin. I question our relationship now. What do I do?"
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Walk-off bunt alert
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Tue April 11, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Blanket needs his Linus
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Mon April 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Week 1 is complete, so it's time to rank the 30 teams. Orioles, Astros and Diamondbacks are off to a hot start. Rangers and Giants? Not so much
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Democracy has survived two months of Trump, but don't get too cocky
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Lansing State Journal)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live is back from yet another month off to fill you in on the latest Trumpy Dumpys and remind you that Kel is extremely jealous of Keenan. Live from New York, it's Louis CK and the Chainsmokers at 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Australian university develops stabbing robot because there just weren't enough things in Australia trying to kill you
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news: It looks like we might have found a way to give the F-35 more air-to-ground firepower. Bad news: The F-35 still can't hit a moving target on the ground with any weapon
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(SportsChump)
 
 
 
Twitter sends Derrick Rose Get Well Card
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Romero News Network reports that Trump's economic strategy sounds more like an infomercial than a real plan
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news: You'll soon be able to get a sports car version of an SUV from an American auto manufacturer, and it's gorgeous. Maybe not so good news: It's from Germany and will have a Buick badge on it
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Looking to stop biting your nails? Edible prosecco-flavored nail polish won't help
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Sun April 02, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Good news, America: We aren't heading for fascism. We're heading towards political anarchy
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the next generation of RAM, DDR5, will reportedly be twice as fast as this generation's DDR4 technology. Bad news: you ain't gonna see it around anytime soon
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you have the time, here are the world's most stylish clocks. Bonus: not a slideshow
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of two years moved out while I was at work; we'd had some problems mostly due to his family hating me, and he's listening to their criticism and comments instead of me. He's an adult; why is he listening to his mom?"
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news: craft brewery numbers are up. Bad news: some have 'tasting room ambassadors' instead of bartenders
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your Ferrari two years ago, the London police would like to talk to you
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Good news for Colin Kaepernick, there may be an opening with the Seahawks very soon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There are thousands of new little hills in Siberia filled with explosive methane, but climate change is still a Chinese hoax because it's spring but yesterday was chilly enough for me to put on a heavier sweater
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
America needs to figure out its water regulation; otherwise, we're going to wind up with Brawndo watering our crops
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Tue March 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Infant mortality rates in the US plunge 15%
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Zero-alcohol Heineken to hit shelves. Company hopes there will be more than zero interest
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Trump Administration to boycott UN council over anti-Israel agenda, because the best way to stop something you don't like is to prevent yourself from voting to stop it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The only thing known for certain about the The Batman movie: "Well, one thing's for sure, it won't be another origin story"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The times of your life are still ahead of you ... well maybe some of you
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The New York Football Giants... Hey wait a second, when did "clown" become a transitive verb?
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(Skeptoid)
 
 
 
Somebody did the math and here's the good news North Korea doesn't have ability to flatten Seoul with conventional weapons. Fatalities would be only about 2800 for every minute of fire. What do you say Rex? Go for it?
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A heads-up to all of you who may be thinking of replacing that old refrigerator you've got in the garage keeping beers and such cold: newer ones may not work out there
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what happens to your penis when you take Viagra - minute by minute. (Your results may vary)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Much like your high IQ, your perfect 850 credit score doesn't really mean anything
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Mass Effect: Uncanny Valley
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In the bizarre world of auto parts prices, car batteries have become more expensive due to warmer winters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother and I were raised in an extremely conservative evangelical household. He came out as gay at 18, but my parents tried to reprogram his sexuality. He has a girlfriend and is unhappy; she's talking marriage. Should he tell her?"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Dallas bookstore uses clickbait (Litbait) to troll people into reading classic, copyright-free novels. "When it's OKAY to slut shame single mothers" (Scarlet Letter). "This Italian politician makes Trump look like a saint" (Machiavelli's The Prince)
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
First the good news: You're on the verge of shattering the Iditarod race record. Sad: Your son currently owns the Iditarod race record
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit set to enjoy 3 to 5 inches. Man, if I knew they were that easily satisfied, I'd have moved already
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Patriots' wheelings and dealings net them the the Saints' 4th round pick. NFL: Not so fast Bill, we're not done with you yet. But hey, thanks for playing
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Fri March 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If your fetish is dame Judy Dench narrating Daniel Craig in drag, talking about gender equality, boy have I got good news for you
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are now flipping the oldest houses on record -- and making the most money. Turn 'em and 'burn 'em
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Video games don't have any long-term negative effects, you noob
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news NASCAR fans, there will no longer be two boring races in New Hampshire. Bad news NASCAR instead of adding a road course, there will be a second race in Las Vegas
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apparently the "Lightning II" part of F-35 Lightning II stands for "Lightning II dangerous to fly in, so we ground the plane if it storms"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Breitbart, Steve Bannon's own personal public relations arm, thinks the GOP's ACA replacement is terrible
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Mars - Mecca for Insomniacs
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to stop the CIA from turning all of your electronic devices into spies that will steal all of your secrets. Assuming you have any secrets anybody cares about
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, Nutribullets are living up to their name
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Things are afoot
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adults who eat home-cooked food and don't watch TV during meals are less likely to be obese. Which is good news for all three of those people
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news if you were 15 in the late-'90s to early-2000s and enjoyed messed-up kids, giant robot fights, and cheese: "Gundam Wing" is coming to Blu-ray in the U.S. Heeeeeeero
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news guys -- there's a new "smart condom" on the market that can help scan your potential hookup for STDs. Downside -- it rates your performance
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, ladies. Thanks to a Nova Scotia judge, you don't have to worry that your driver will miss your "Yes" signals when you pass out in his cab
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Mikey may hate everything, but he loves hand sanitizer
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Wed March 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Evil liberal leftist enemy of democracy CNN continues to destroy America by praising Donald Trump for using the power of his spoken words to single-handedly send the DJIA soaring 200 points to over 21,000
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Tue February 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Born in the '90s? Congratulations, you're four times as likely to get a case of the ass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The best and worst retailers in America
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Mon February 27, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Relaunched $52 Nokia 3310 is back in the market, and far more popular at Mobile World Congress with millennials than the latest and greatest smartphones. Phone features more rounded curves, brighter colors, most of the 3310's DNA
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Sat February 25, 2017
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Apple decides iPhone screen repairs will no longer void your warranty
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
60% of Americans can't name one Oscar nominee for Best Picture. What's even worse? They can name the entire catalogue of movies made by Adam Sandler
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Everyone enjoys a nice warm winter - except maple syrup producers
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Giraffe live stream banned from YouTube for nudity and sexual content. Were they necking?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While "Radioactive Boars" would make a great name for a grunge band, when they are found roaming close to Chernobyl, it can be frightening
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, professor of classics and history at Stanford University reports that electing Trump is the only way to reduce economic inequality in America
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Wed February 22, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The good news is that YouTube's unskippable 30-second ads will go away. The bad news is that it won't happen until next year
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oroville, California wants to make money from disaster tourism. Post your ad slogans in the thread
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