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196 headlines found matching 'good news'
Fri September 30, 2016
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists have just documented the first case of Zika spreading through physical contact. Lather, rinse, repeat
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Thu September 29, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Good news - If you die in New York, your cellphone provider can't hit you with an early termination fee
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Wed September 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Forecast predicted that if Trump won the first debate, stocks would tank. Wall Street now braces for all-time new highs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The laugh track may soon be a thing of the past
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Tue September 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Once again ESPN forgets what happened on Thursday as the Defending Champs leapfrog the Patriots to take the top spot. It's your week four Power Rankings thread
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The good news: Humans won't be the first species killed off by global warming. The bad news: Those tasty insects called lobsters will go before us
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Plan on 'standing your ground' anytime soon? Your crackhead neighbor playing his music too loud at night? Wake up in the morning with an itchy trigger finger? Well I have good news for you: "shooting-people insurance"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Museum's restoration of a large fish finds 1883 newspaper stuffed inside ... announcing the landing of the fish
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: Hillary is just where she needs to be, she's leading in exactly the states she needs to win. Could be better though
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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Wed September 21, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Five stocks to own in anticipation of a Clinton win in November. Although if you're hedging your bets, you can also get stock in wall-building companies and Cheeto-brand self tanning products
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bullpen mix-up results in a very frustrated Bruce Bochy. "No, not that reliever. That one"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
"Johnny are you done in there? It's been hours" "Not yet, mom I'm fixing the bridge"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Good news on the F-35 fighter program front, they fixed that little problem of pilots breaking their necks in the bang seat, just hundreds of more problems to go
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Mon September 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Putin Party retains power in Russia, which is good news for Donald Trump
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(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
One quarter of Americans say they won't be able to retire at age 70. The good news is that with their diet and lack of exercise, most of them won't live to see 50
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist Ken Ham, who predicted 2 million people a year will visit his 'Ark Encounter' museum, has shockingly lowered that estimate
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cubs are in fine postseason form already
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that Batman is awesome, Ben Affleck is doing a fine job, and more DC comic characters in movies is a good thing
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Fri September 16, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Leukemia is no longer the number 1 cancer killing kids. Now it's brain cancer
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump leaves traveling press corps in the dust; brags about it to other members of press; may not have thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Why is D.C. traffic so terrible lately? Because of the "September Surge." Thanks, Obama
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain releases October/November dates for "The Hunger" North American concert tour
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news for fans of Harambe the gorilla, you can put that name on the back of NFL jerseys again
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do we have a Giant collapse here?
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Wed September 14, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone - Benghazi has been declared David Cameron's fault
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama uses 'Thanks, Obama' meme while summing up his accomplishments at Clinton rally. Thanks, Obama
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Did you attend for-profit colleges Ashford University or The University of the Rockies since 2009? Well, A) sorry to hear that; but B) the good news is you probably don't have to pay back your student loans anymore
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: It's okay to keep basking in the digital glow of your cell phone's screen hour after hour after hour
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Polls-Plus forecast on FiveThirtyEight was "tightening" because the algorithm "became skeptical", which is a nice way of saying "Trump's poll numbers sucked so much last month that the computer couldn't believe it"
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Sat September 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Nye explains: What would happen if all the ice melted on Earth? Four words: it's not good news
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Good news: Die Antwoord drops new song with decidedly NSFW title. Bad news: ...and announces break up
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Vintage posters of tastiest animals that existed
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"Marijuana legalization didn't cause the heroin epidemic. If anything, it may help end the epidemic"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Giant spiders are already invading UK homes and some of them look absolutely terrifying"
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Thu September 08, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Yorkers, rejoice: you will finally be able to order a bloody mary at brunch without waiting for the stroke of noon
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Have another cup of coffee. The U.S only ranks 9th in the world in coffee consumption
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(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Formula 1 has been sold. Still stuck with its bridge troll
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Week 1 of the college football season was defined by chaos in the Top 10; the current rankings certainly reflect that
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Scientists have successfully reversed alcohol dependence with simple injections. And it works great on rats
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Vermont AG: Good News Everyone. Bernie Sanders didn't break any laws by asking for campaign contributions to help out a progressive state senate candidate
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hogan rumored to appear in Spider-Man. Klink laughs it off, insisting there's never been an escape from Stalag 13
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Wanna buy two million shares of Under Armour stock? Good news, the company's CEO is dropping all of his like a bad habit
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Clumsy family that keeps losing pocketknife regards it as miracle
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant panda upgraded from 'endangered' to "grill eight minutes a side"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tom Morello AND The Edge are better guitarists than Alex Lifeson? Who comes up with these lists? Oh
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Sat September 03, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Good News: Mark Sanchez no longer a Denver Bronco. Hilarious News: He's the Cowboys' problem now
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Good news if you're a golf fan: The Beef is coming to America. For you non-golf fans, there's a pro golfer whose nickname is BEEEEEEEEF. This is gonna be fun
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A taco truck in every corner will result in the creation of at least 9.6 million jobs. Thanks, Obama
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
OOPSIE DOODLE: Green Party supporters stare at empty podium after Jill Stein accidentally flies to the wrong city
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
College football power teams usually open their schedule with a creampuff game to get some nice onfield experience before playing the "serious" games. Of course, not all creampuffs are created equal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neuroscientist attempts to give scientific explanation for Trump's followers. Unfortunately, he hurt his brain in the attempt and promptly became a Trump fan
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The Army is continuing to work on developing a combat hoverbike, because hell yeah they are
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
When you think of soccer the first thing you think of is guys with stupid soccer haircuts, and Paul Pogba just raised that bar forever
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
American Airlines has studied the horrors of modern air travel and found the problem: you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Camp: Our candidate plays 3d chess while Hillary plays Uno. Hillary Camp: Here's a leak detailing just how easy it is to trick these wannabe posers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
On The Tonight Show, Mel Brooks eulogizes and shares his memories of Gene Wilder, admits he's still in shock
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Good news for the people on the south shore of Long Island, you have a great white shark nursery right off your beaches. Enjoy the kids while they're young
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Mon August 29, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
NOBODY tells Helen Mirren that she is "especially telling in projecting a sluttish eroticism" and then asks her about her tits. She doesn't stand for that, and hasn't since 1975 since she practically murdered the only guy who did on live TV
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is that you can count Ozzy Osbourne's extramarital affairs on one hand
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson and his ilk are demanding $750M from the Vegas public to build House Slytherin for the Raiders. "If anyone can finally convince American sports fans and politicians that publicly funded stadiums are a massive scam, it's these goons"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What do you do when you discover javelinas living in your yard? Well, after you look up the word javelina, you call animal control, the police, and more with the answer being, "you deal with it." Looks like you have some pet javelinas
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
At what point in your life were you the happiest? Is that the time you're most nostalgic about?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So for all of those who have always wanted to buy Truman Capote's ashes but thought to yourself, there's no way that could ever happen, I got good news
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Tue August 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for an edgier version of "Anne of Green Gables," good news -- it's coming to Netflix. Also, what the fark is wrong with you
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Mon August 22, 2016
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Not everyone has the misfortune of breaking his penis three times
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One year after her mystery illness, Joni Mitchell emerges from her chrysalis
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Why Microsoft deserves credit for inventing the chatbot intended for "making chit-chat" instead of usefulness. I, er, see no problem with this argument
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Happy anniversary, Windows 10 customers. Latest update intended to address poor video performance now freezes your webcam after a minute or so - hardly a performance improvement
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(SC Magazine)
 
 
 
Latest census report says the median IT wage is $10,000 a year more for men than women. Which is really upsetting to the three women who actually were able to get a job in Silicon Valley
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a long time, now I'm...writing this tome. I've been away now, oh how, I've missed this home. Wait...THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread "Antici-"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, concerned Republicans. Trump announces a major shakeup to his campaign, adding two top new people. The bad news is that the campaign's new chief executive is the guy who heads up Breitbart News
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Bad news: 100,000 people will soon lose their jobs to robots. Good news, those people are lawyers
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In Japan, Pokémon Go matchmaking parties are now a thing to get singles to mix based on their shared love of catching them all. "Everyone will gather for drinks after the hunt for Pokémon comes to an end"
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(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Google expands "Critic Reviews" feature, will allow vetted restaurant critics and local business critics to show their reviews on search-results page alongside places you google for. Sorry, Yelp and TripAdvisor, you need to do some extra work
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
FIVE. Five forces of nature. HA HA HA
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jon Jones wants to return to the UFC, possibly just to see if he can break his own record of drug suspensions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A perfectly logical explanation about why you wake up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep that fails to take into consideration the ghoul-faced shadow beast perched menacingly on your dresser staring at you in the dark
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi: "Fark you, 2016"
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Bad news: Southern California is having its worst smog in years. Good news: No one has seen Pacoima since June
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Fri August 12, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Since when did "better than expected loss" become good news for a company?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The trailer for Bad Santa 2 is here. Bad news: no Lauren Graham. Good news: we get an upgrade to Christina Hendricks. Bonus: the red band trailer is linked in the video; and is Not safe for work like you wouldn't believe
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People who read books live almost two years longer, finally finish Atlas Shrugged
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure Trump has said the 2016 election will be a rigged one many times, but in these states with electronic voting machines, it may be impossible to prove him wrong
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists think they have an all-natural way to clean up oil spills. Bad news: The method requires fire tornadoes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analyst sees major stock market crash ahead
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New study that says Botox can spread from its injection site raises eyebrows in the medical community
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Check the MLB boxscores lately? For the first time since 1975, a player had seven hits in a game. Enjoy your place in the record book, Brandon Crawford
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Want a massive database of real life chess matches on Steam but aren't willing to pay $234.99? Good news, it's 15% off now
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(Morbotron.com)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: the entire run of Futurama has been indexed and is now searchable for your memeing and giffing pleasure
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(Some Evangelical)
 
 
 
Worried young evangelical decides Proverbs 22:6 may be more pressing than 1 Timothy 2:12 for this election
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Sat August 06, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cheap oil has killed off 200,000 U.S. jobs. Mostly the cooks, chauffeurs, and butlers of oil company executives who have started downsizing
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post has a sudden panic attack at the thought of a Hillary landslide
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Sharks could help humans regrow their own teeth. This is good news for hockey players
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
"Yes, it's important that their dad is a feminist, because now that's what they expect of all men." Thanks, Obama
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Good news: GAO investigators find that buying the materials to make a radioactive dirty bomb is a tiny bit more difficult than clicking "Buy It Now" on eBay
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Wed August 03, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
There's something strange about this campaign ad, but I can't quite put my gun on it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you're always wondering how a person's blood would spatter if you shot them just now, I have good news for you
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Mark October 2 on your calendars for the premiere of Ash vs. Evil Dead Season Two. And it looks spectacular. Link has a red band trailer that was deemed too gory to be shown at Comic-Con
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The F-35 fired its gun pod for the first time. Bad news, everyone: The aiming software isn't ready yet
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Sun July 31, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The Big Lebowski needs a spinoff or sequel. That's just, like, Jeff Bridges's opinion, man
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Sat July 30, 2016
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
When a large tech website calls Windows 10 their "favorite OS" you don't know whether to laugh or cry
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, OCD Farkers: Here's a complete list of every item in your house that needs cleaned and how often you should wash stuff, down to the air vents. You're welcome
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Following embarrassing week of bad news, Trump plummets to 7 point lead
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Toronto is cool,' says 'Suicide Squad' star Margot Robbie. Also, Edmonton is 'nifty', Vancouver is 'fun', and WhaleBlubber, Newfoundland is 'exciting'
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Science explains why small talk is so awkward - and so essential. So, how about this weather?
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Fri July 22, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
Rumors swirl that Bush might be willing to accept Johnson
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, if you think everything at Best Buy is about twice the price that makes it worthwhile, this could be a good weekend for you
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
The good news - he'll soon be able to fap, for the first time in three years. The bad news - he'll be using someone else's hands
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
While everyone focused on CopyPastaGate, the RNC enjoyed this uplifting moment together
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's almost like they want you to play more and pay more
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. It wasn't really an earthquake off the coast of Florida. It was just one of the Navy's secret doomsday devices. Relax
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The NFL has a brilliant plan for how refs can deal with the incredibly complex rules regarding when a ball has been caught: if you have any doubt, just call it incomplete
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The group End Times Prophecies says you're going to miss your 10 a.m. dog grooming appointment on July 30th even though you've never missed it before
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hiring slowdown? Brexit scare? U.S. economy laughs it all off, continues to roar full speed ahead
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: to ensure fairness in the upcoming election, the DoJ is going to monitor elections in *five* whole states
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Heard enough news about Pokemon Go over the last week? Too bad...because it's now launching in 26 additional countries, bringing 26 times the potential headline submissions. It's not news, it's FarkemonGO.com
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Immigrants are not well people," says noted psychologist Donald Trump
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news: ESPN already knows who's going to the NFL playoffs this year
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You'll probably spend £53,000 on rent by the time you're 30." Well, if you're gonna live overseas, sure
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
OrgasMe is sex turned into a hilarious card game with a twist: The first one having an orgasm loses the game. For 2-6 naughty players (Not safe for work)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Donkey shows are back on the docket in Philadelphia
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert bids adieu to non-viable candidate Bernie Sanders, a man who managed to "highlight outrage with voters without blaming Mexicans or Muslims"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With the release of the Fark Fiction Anthology and the first Fark Book Fair this Saturday, you may not find the time to write, but we did it anyway. It must be a day beginning in "Wed". Come on in and spin a yarn. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out that you probably do have an alt in real life, not just on Fark
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Those of you too young to have experienced the worry of Skylab landing on your head: Good news
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not even the people who were running as candidates when this elections race started say they want to vote for either of their party's choices
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news from the utopia that is the Brownbackistan. Well... good news if you were afraid the world would run out of ditch-diggers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Like Monica going down on Bill, Hillary's poll numbers drop against Trump
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Mon July 11, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you lost your GoPro about a year ago in a U.K. lake, then there's good and bad news. The bad is that the camera has been found, but it's toast. The good news is the that SD card is intact. Bonus: You have a new bestie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Muslims, the bad news is that only 42% of Republicans have a favorable opinion of you, the good news is everything else
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
What if Trump's goal is really a Clinton victory?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bad news: One winning ticket for the $540 Million Mega Millions lottery was sold in Indiana. Good news: The total net worth of Indiana just doubled over the weekend
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Sat July 09, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pilot: "Good news - we've arrived 10 minutes early. Unfortunately, we're at the wrong airport"
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
We're phone-obsessed -- we touch our phones 2,617 times a day on average. Power users touch them 5,427 times per day
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
At this point, you are so desperate for the NFL season to start you are willing to even read an article ranking each team's back up QB...but not QUITE desperate enough to click through a 32-page slideshow, so, you're welcome
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Obama logic: More terror attacks mean we're winning the war on terror
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Tue July 05, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian study claims pasta will not make you fat. In other news, new NRA report suggests gunfire can reduce tooth decay and Monsanto research claims RoundUp is basically a condiment
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
To make sure your information is not stolen when you pump gas should you a) shake the card reader b) check for a security sticker c) use cash, wear a dark hoodie and sunglasses, send an identical car to a different gas station or d) all of the above
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"You're a crook, you're a cheat and a swindler." Share your stories on how someone ripped you off or cheated you out of something
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Mon July 04, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the 4th of July. While real people spend time with family and friends, no one likes you so your ass is stuck watching Raw. Good news, you ain't alone. WWE Monday Night Raw, begins at 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET on the USA Network, which is now on Sling TV
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your next job could be wearing the costume of "the most terrifying mascot on Earth." Here's how to apply
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Leming jumps off cliff, cheerleader hopefuls work on the Detroit Lions' cheer, and tiny American flags at half-mast: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/26 - 7/2
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical storms Agatha and Blas form in Eastern Pacific. Good news: they currently pose no threat. Bad news: Who names these storms, anyway? Agatha? BLAS???
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Sat July 02, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Student federal loan rates drop from 4.29% down to 3.76%. College students now able to pay off all their tuition loans in just 38 years instead of 40
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bring these BBQ stats with you to your Fourth of July get-together and be King of the Cookout
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A good read about bad sex from a "sex object"...who sadly knows a lot about bad sex
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Taking selfies is actually bad for your health
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
There's something terribly wrong about drinking a martini that came from a can or sucking on a piece of sparkling wine candy
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Good News: ESPN the Magazine's upcoming 'Body Issue' to feature nude athlete on cover. Bad news: It's 325lb Vince Wilfork of the Houston Texans. (Yup, there's a pic)
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. California is very close to making it legal to SWAT your co-workers if you "think" they may have a gun. Oh, and your boss and your mental health workers can do it too
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Nearly thirty years after an international treaty banned the use of chlorofluorocarbons, the Antarctic ozone hole is finally starting to heal. By mid to late century, it should be fully recovered. HIGH FIVE
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Good.is)
 
 
 
New colour is discovered, immediately taken for rough ride in the back of a police van
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Apple's invented a way to stop everyone from filming and taking pictures of things they don't want you to see. Wait, that's not good news at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova says she will spend part of her two year ban at Harvard pursuing an MBA. The good news is her $125 million net worth is just enough to cover the cost of tuition
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the Tetris movie is now going to be a trilogy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news for the British parliament: Somebody would still like to be their friend after the Brexit.The bad news for the British parliament: It is the GOP's presidential candidate Donald Trump...asking them for money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It is absolutely true that San Francisco has flipped for Bernie," This was not true
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Sun June 26, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Recipients of free ticket vouchers from that Ticketmaster lawsuit are learning that Ticketmaster puts on some pretty shiatty concerts
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bob Barker accuses CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series "Zoo." The good news is that there really aren't any witnesses since the show airs on CBS
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Fri June 24, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Walmart is the only stock thriving during Brexit madness, proving that after the apocalypse there will only be roaches and Walmarts
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mystical forces take you on a [choose your own adventure] for a month. Upon returning and being found, you have no memory of where you were or what you did. Do you try to figure out what happened or move on with your life?
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Thu June 23, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Good news, everyone. I've confirmed that comets smell like cat pee"
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(Eater)
 
 
 
1) Cut a hole in a box. 2) Put some KFC and a 6100mAh battery and a USB port in that box. 3) Wait, what the actual fark? And that's the way you do it
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Tue June 21, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Scientists attach license plates to 500 bees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news New Yorkers, Police Commissioner Bratton says another terror attack is inevitable for NYC. Comforting, I know
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
American universities increasingly dropping math courses so undergraduates have more time for diversity training seminars
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Gamenguide)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky to remain "No Man's Sky", which is good because "No Man's Anal Leakage" probably would've run afoul of copyright infringement with the RNC
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Star Wars had blue milk, but reality now has blue wine
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Motorsports not your cup of tea? Hours before the NBA Final? How about some US Open from the country club with a name like a winery? It's golf live at Oakmont on Fox
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It won't take long for us to put the band back together," vows Curb Your Enthusiasm's once and future executive producer
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Remember NASA's Juno spacecraft launched in 2011? Well, after 8.6 million miles it's finally approaching Jupiter. Prepare for some BIG photos
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Fri June 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: the recession is finally over. Fark: in Russia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
1st round at rain soaked Oakmont continues, I'd keep playing I don't think the heavy stuff is coming down for a while. Streaming at usopen.com, FS1 begins at 10:00am EDT
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Damn you, autocorrect
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The good news: Cures for the Zika virus are now available online. The bad news: They are all bullshiat
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If Trump and his followers figure out how to use doors, we're farked
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Wed June 15, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Good news NYC Sunday brunchers, you can get drunk even earlier now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, that's the news from the federal government, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the employees are fully successful
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Contrary to Bernie Sanders' and Donald Trump's claims that the media is biased against them, studies show they were the beneficiaries of the most favorable coverage by the press, while Hillary Clinton received the most negative coverage
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're part of a Fitbiatchallenge with your friends, the best way to ensure that you win is to attach the device to a chainsaw, a ceiling fan, or a puppy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Summer box office is down 22% compared to last year, though when you think about it, when your only choices are Warcraft, a horror sequel, and a substandard comic book sequel, it's not that hard to fathom
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Sun June 12, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
LA is making strides to be the greenest city in the US. Don't worry, not that kind of green, Colorado. You're safe
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America's gas stations are about to become as rare as bookstores
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First the good news: automobile crashes are no longer the leading cause of accidental deaths in America. Bad news: because we've drugged ourselves to the point where we can't even get in the car in the first place
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news: John Williams will be providing the score for Indiana Jones 5. Bad news: Indiana Jones 5
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump is not yet pulling enough white votes to be competitive
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Opinions on going to a bar by yourself? The guy by himself at the bar? Voting
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Professor warns sexbots will destroy humanity
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rain advances like a king In awful majesty / Hear, dearest, how his thunders ring / Like royal drums, and see / His lightning-banners wave; a cloud / For elephant he rides, / And finds his welcome from the crowd / Of lovers and of brides
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LAPD decides that electric BMWs can outrun criminals better than Teslas
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What was an unexpected win you had in the kitchen? Was it a recipe you 'fixed' or a utensil you found on the cheap? Victory is yours.. now share the good news. Difficulty: aside from not poisoning your family
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Wed June 08, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
So you say RG3 can't hit the side of a garage, huh?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Toll bridge in Boston will swing both ways
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
So the Carolina Hurricanes, formerly the Hartford Whalers, may be packing up and moving again. Destination? Las Vegas, nixing the NHL expansion draft
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