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52 headlines found matching 'good news'
Thu April 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Good news: drunk driving deaths are down for 7th straight years. Call and text your friends about how safe the roads are
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(15)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The good news: Somebody finally moved into that vacant building next door in your New York City neighborhood. The bad news: It's coyotes
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Thu March 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: In Florida, you're still allowed to build a gun range in your backyard
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(74)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers: $ix new $peeding camera$ in the Di$trict are about to make you a whole lot $afer
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(58)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. We have now convinced dietitians that Coca-cola is a healthy snack
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(65)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here's good news: Those security tags that hospitals put on newborns actually work
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(35)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(70)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have created a drug that will make your sex life better than ever. Now the bad news: It requires an injection into your penis
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(73)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Good news hippies. You are right, marijuana can provide many health and medicinal benefits... when taken rectally
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(74)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
The name Gary could soon be wiped off the face of the Earth. This is good news ... for Indiana
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(56)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Good news - Apple's plan to brainwash us all might not be working as well as they'd hoped
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(125)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Good news: Your autistic child's asthma is not due your use of SSRI antidepressants during pregnancy
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(28)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia thrift store: Remember that large sum of money you withdrew from your bank in 2006? Well, we have good news for you
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(42)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: You can make beer more alcoholic by freezing it
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(77)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting tired of dealing with your old, decrepit body? Good news- full body transplants are just a couple of years away
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(32)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Today)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, your coffee addiction is actually a good thing now
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(56)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The North Koreans are no longer starving. There's plenty of lawn grass around town for everyone
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(29)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Virginians: You may be able to legally break out your trusty brass knuckles or throwing stars for your next gang fight
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(64)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Good news: New pill for new mothers helps increase milk supply, boost energy and even help with postpartum depression. Bad news: It's made of placenta
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(43)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS says the average federal tax refund this year is $3,539. Which is good news for the seven people who had enough income to file a return
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Sun February 08, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
Well, sir... The good news is that you don't have bladder cancer. The bad news is that you need a hysterectomy
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news, 40-somethings. Your marriage to that 23-year-old will be better if you move in together first
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The bad news is your grandmother is slipping into dementia. The good news is she's now a wicked saxophonist
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(10)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
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The bad news is that Neeson season is over. The good news is that Neeson will be our spirit guide for the dark days ahead, one that nobody will mess with because it will insult them and follow it up with a neck punch at the first sign of trouble
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(23)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news stalkers. In Australia "It looks romantic in the movies" is a legitimate defense
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(33)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Good news Democrats, Obama is banning oil drilling in Alaska's wildlife refuge... and allowing it in front of your beach house in Virginia
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(66)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
America's 10 best and 10 worst states for education. The good news: no state got an F. The bad news: no state got an A
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(119)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The good news: Job growth is through the roof as employers go on a hiring spree. The bad news: they still aren't paying for shiat
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Wed January 07, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: antibiotic resistance may not have doomed us to painful death by bacterial infection after all
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News: The economy's getting better. Bad News: ...which will directly cause a million unemployed poor and disabled people to get kicked off food stamps
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(107)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's phone numbers come up 21 times in the little black book of Prince Andrew's alleged procurer of jailbait. This is bad news for Hillary, good news for Elizabeth Warren
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(475)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. The biggest obstacle to sex in space is not re-entry, but NASA's working on it
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(30)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
As of January 1st, the income tax in Massachusetts dropped due to hitting a series of triggers. The state minimum wage also increased. This is both good news and bad news depending on who you talk to and which one you're referring to
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Fri January 02, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Good news if you own property in Portland. The previous "cumbersome" tree code has been replaced by a "streamlined" 100-page version. You now need a permit to plant, trim, cut down, and probably pick an apple from a tree
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(89)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Good news: The number of celebratory gunshots to ring in the New Year reported to Phoenix police was down by 22 percent compared to last year. Bad news: Only 206 people reported gun shots this year
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(71)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, Chicagoans: the murder rate is down. The bad news: it's because your aim is terrible
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(37)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Good news, France: This New Years' Eve, you only set 940 cars on fire....12 per cent less than the 1,067 set aflame last year
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(54)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news for fans of the Raiders, Rams, Jaguars, and Vikings: Goodell says there will be no team moves to LA in 2015. Which is actually bad news if you happen to play for the Raiders, Rams, Jaguars, and Vikings
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Thu December 18, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Good news everyone... You know those floaty, cell-like, thing-a-ma-bobs you see in your field of vision when you look at bright lights? There's at least a 50% chance it isn't Ebola; here comes the science
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Wed December 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: Your murder charges have been thrown out. Bad news: 70 years after you were executed
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(EventHubs)
 
 
 
Good news from Capcom for anyone who always thought being a competitive Street Fighter player required talent, practice, or more than one button
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(63)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: The Supreme Court ruled today that, contrary to popular belief, ignorance of the law is a perfectly good excuse -- as long as it's a cop who's claiming ignorance... wait, that's not good news at all
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Sun December 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: When you reach the age where you're starting to forget things, it doesn't necessarily mean you're suffering a decline in your cognitive abilities
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(18)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Police break into home and shoot woman's husband to death in drug raid. But the good news is no drugs were found. So, no harm, no foul
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(235)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
"Are much lower oil prices good news for the U.S. economy? Only if you like collapsing capital expenditures, rising unemployment and a potential financial implosion on Wall Street"
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(67)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The good news is that we've determined the cause of your mysterious stomach cramps. The other good news is that you're 39 weeks pregnant and it's a baby girl"
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news if you dropped out of college after a year and are living in parent's basement playing video games: you still have four years of eligibility left. Report to your nearest campus. Bring your controller. And yes, this is a sports story
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(12)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Good news: Red Dead Redemption 2 is in production. Bad news: it's gonna be mostly an online co-op game
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Been avoiding dating sites because they try to limit your sprawling sexuality into too few categories? Good news, your sapiosexual cisgengered heteroquestioning panthroandrogynous tendencies can now be advertised
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Thu December 04, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Newspaper announces it will run only good news for one day, loses 80 percent of readership despite stories such as "No disruption on the roads despite snow"
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. We may have a budget deal to avert another shut down. It may only cost us our dignity, respect, sense of self-worth and freedom from tainted beef, but hey, no shutdown
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(28)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did your parents ever tell you about Burger King's infamous 'Yumbo' breakfast sandwich? Well, we've got good news
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(51)
 

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