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65 headlines found matching 'good news'
Tue August 25, 2015
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good news, Michigan: Wayne County's credit rating has just been upgraded to 'junk bond'
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(25)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Although the massive wildfire in Washington is ravaging the landscape, the good news is that it's giving Montana, North and South Dakota, Minnesota, and Wisconsin some killer sunsets
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Mon August 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news and bad news, Hillary supporters. Good news: She's not, in fact, the first government official to store secret intelligence on her home computers. Bad news: The other guy was former CIA Director John Deutch, who needed a presidential pardon
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Bad news: Republicans might end up electing a fascist as President. Good news: Trump is only a Mussolini, not a Hitler
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Sun August 23, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Suddenly the online news business is red-hot. Money is flowing into digital news ventures at an unprecedented pace as investors anticipate an accelerating shift away from traditional media." This is good news. For Drew
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(19)
 


Mon August 17, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The bad news is that the birther movement has descended on Rubio, Jindal and Cruz. The good news is that a Republican not named Trump is saying the worst bigoted drivel of the week
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Thu August 13, 2015
(Realty Today)
 
 
 
Only 10% of San Francisco residents can afford to buy a house. The good news is that the other 90% have already been prequalified for foreclosure
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(42)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The Federal debt has remained the same amount at $18,112,975,000,000 for 150 days straight. IT'S A MIRACLE
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(42)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you live in Florida, Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota, or North Dakota? Good news. No earthquakes for you, like ever
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Oath Keepers have arrived in Ferguson. We're all good now
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(447)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
College textbooks have risen 1,041% since 1977. The good news is that it's only about half the increase over the same time in tuition
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Thu August 06, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, Windows 10 users too stupid to select appropriate privacy options during the setup of your system. Now there's an app that presents those same privacy options you ignored the first time
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(79)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Matador Network)
 
 
 
Good news, America. You're no longer the most obnoxious traveler
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(124)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The good news is, Doctor Who has already been renewed for a 10th season. The bad news is that it won't happen in 2016, because Steven Moffat has better things to do
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news; the cops who lied on their report about the DuBose murder will not be charged, because a report is not a sworn statement by an officer and they changed their story when questioned by a jury
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Sat August 01, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news for the Google car is that the automatic elevator was able to replace elevators that required a human operator. The bad news is that it took 50 years
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(88)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Search for the bodies of 43 missing students has been a case of good news/bad news. Bad news: They haven't found any of the missing students yet. Good news: They've found at least 129 other missing people, in 60 unmarked graves
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things we will see in 10 years, and good news for you people who were wondering who the Mona Lisa was
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(61)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Almonds have adapted to be pre-salted for the American palate
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Thu July 23, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, workers: The 8-hour, 9-5 workday is about to be completely extinct, which means you'll finally be free to become even more productive across 9,10, 11 hour days -- hell, as many hours as your boss needs
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Tue July 21, 2015
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Have you ever been listening to iTunes and wondered, "What is the quality of my sperm?" Well, we have some good news for you
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(13)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news, taxpayers: there's going to be even less competition for defense contracts now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: Beijing's overcrowding issue of 21.52 million residents has been solved. The solution? Make it a colossal enormous gigantic astronomic vast mega supercity of 130 million
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(249)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news, hipsters - there's still one bit of Times Square that's as seedy as it was in its '70s glory days, complete with stabbings, junkies and unspeakable goings-on in the restrooms. And it's McDonald's
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Sun July 19, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Good news: For the first time in 12 years, spam made up less than 50 percent of all email. Bad news: Rise in malware attacks continue to hold consumers ransom
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(21)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news is that he didn't fall very far
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(24)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad news: You're down 6-1 to the Tigers. Good news: You come back and win. WTFark: By scoring seven runs when you're down to your last batter in the ninth inning
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(22)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good news, California: A massive El Nino event is in bloom and should break the drought. Bad news: You're gonna need a bigger boat
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(171)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
You know that Tinder profile with the pic of a celebrity? The one that keeps sending you pictures of his penis? Well, Tinder has some good news for you
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Sun July 05, 2015
(IT Business Edge)
 
 
 
Good news: In the first 3 months of this year, over 440,000 new apps were released for Android. Fark: That's only counting the malware
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody -- Sarah Palin has solved California's drought crisis. "They should just build more reservoirs"
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news is that more than a dozen research chimps involved in test to determine why people yawn will get to leave their lab and have a more leisurely life. The bad news is they're retiring to a zoo
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(17)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good News Everyone: Season 6 of GoT will reveal Jon Snow's parents, Freda and Benny Snow
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Wed June 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A bit of good news, Confederates -- you've still got Crazy Cooter on your side
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Mon June 22, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the man who claimed KFC served him a fried rat? Well, we've got good news and bad news
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Sun June 21, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you lost your dog in Egypt 4,000 years ago, the good news is they found it
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Thu June 18, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Charlize Theron is back on the market. Bad news: So is Sean Penn
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news, Neil Gaiman's American Gods TV series has been greenlit. Bad news, you'll have to subscribe to "Starz". Yes, with a "z"
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Some good and bad news about the future of food. First the bad news: Robots will take over food like they will take over the planet. Good news: You'll still be able to smell the BACON
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Bad news: Dave Grohl fell off stage and broke his leg. Good News: his guitarist took over vocal duties while they rushed Dave to the hospital. Farkin Dave Grohl News: Dave later returned in a wheelchair to finish the set
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Good news--if you deleted your salacious twerking video from YouTube, these dudes archived it and are charging people $20 to watch it
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Good news: Math professor determines the final fate of MH370. Bad news: Includes a bit of geometry, specifically a 90-degree angle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news everybody. If you've been on the fence about updating your luggage collection, the airlines are about to help make the decision easy for you
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone who wishes X-Files/My Little Pony fanfiction existed but is too lazy to write it: somebody else totally did
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Mon June 08, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Police spokeswoman: "The good news is that we found your cat. Unfortunately our patrol car ran it over"
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Fri June 05, 2015
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
The good news is that Waldo has been found. The bad news is he is in critical condition
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Good news: Facebook has a plan to kill the 30-second TV-political-ad business. Bad news: It wants to put those ads on your phone, instead
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(17)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
If you're depressed about having Ebola, there's good news for you
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(5)
 
(El Pais)
 
 
 
Good news: Activists have revived an organism thought to have died out in Europe. Not so fast: Activists are anti-vaxxers, and the organism is diphtheria
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Wed May 27, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for Europeans: Net neutrality will be law. It will also outlaw porn filtering, though most twelve year olds already know how to switch the filter off anyway
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The FEC has decided to not implement any new regulations concerning political activity on the internet. The vibrant, heady discourse of the learned Politics tab may now continue UNABRIDGED
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Good news: If you're a NYC tourist, you can now buy a $30 hot dog to go along with your $150 ride to the airport
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(25)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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(31)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to Cancer Fund of America, Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of America and the Breast Cancer Society, we've got good news and bad news for you
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, Kim Jong Un is a climate "believer"
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(60)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If for some reason more than 30 bags of cocaine worth $175,000 accidentally fell from your boat into the Galveston Bay, good news: The Galveston police found it
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(16)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Good news: State agency director wants to enforce the law. Bad news: He works for the State of Arizona and is fired by the governor for doing his job
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(51)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Michigan and borrowed from Western Sky Financial, the bad news is you are an idiot. The good news is MI's AG is forcing them to drop the interest rate on their loans from 169% to 7% the max by law in the state for unlicensed lenders
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: California has an established Dane Cook-free zone
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Good news: Five of the biggest banks in the world are about plead guilty to criminal felonies for their parts in a Forex-rigging scheme. The Bad news: the SEC will then grant them waivers so the pleas have no actual consequences for them
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Good news: FDA proposes ending lifetime ban on blood donations from gays and lesbians. Quizzical dog news: They have to remain abstinent for a year first
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(209)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Good news Chicago, you'll be plagued by hoards of flying spiders in your downtown area soon. Enjoy the summer
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(36)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone
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(11)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: On Friday, you may get a surprise delivery of free Russian space junk
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(45)
 

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