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Headlines matching 'good news'
Fri February 10, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Des Moines Register) Stupid The good news is girls are no longer dumber than boys when it comes to math and science. The bad news: Both sexes are pretty dumb when it comes to math and science  (desmoinesregister.com) (32)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Slate) Obvious The good news for Santorum: raising $1m in just 24 hours. The bad news: Gingrich is vowing to stay in the race till the bitter end. Romney smiles from high atop his heaping bags of cash  (slate.com) (50)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick If you ever wanted the pleasure of having the measles AND you were at the Super Bowl village last Friday, I have some good news for you  (fox59.com) (58)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico  (latino.foxnews.com) (112)


Sun February 05, 2012
(SlashFilm) Followup Great Scott, it looks like there's some more good news about that Back to the Future musical. Specifically, that it's not happening  (slashfilm.com) (31)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy More good news for Mitt Romney as Sharron Angle is set to endorse Rick Santorum   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (11)
(USA Today) Asinine Hey, good news everybody. Your frequent flier miles might now be taxable  (travel.usatoday.com) (28)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy with an Optigrab) Interesting Bad news: today is the last day you can apply to be an astronaut. Good news: you can use the application as identification when cashing checks for 250 donuts  (wptv.com) (25)
(Daily Mail) Interesting If you lost your cat about 200 years ago, good news, someone just found it  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine If you were planning on going to Olympics this year but were concerned that there wouldn't be enough infants and screaming babies present to make it a truly enjoyable experience, I've got some good news for you  (moms.today.msnbc.msn.com) (55)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Telegraph) Obvious The good news: Google+ hits 90 million users. The bad news: and by "users", we mean everyone who opened a page, looked around, shrugged and never came back  (telegraph.co.uk) (112)
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)


Thu January 19, 2012
(BBC) Fail Good news: FIFA says beer must be sold at all World Cup venues, regardless of local bans. Bad news: It's Budweiser  (bbc.co.uk) (71)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting The good news: we really aren't getting any fatter. The bad news: we really aren't getting any skinnier, either  (reuters.com) (27)
(Gawker) Interesting If you guessed Michelle Trachtenberg as the next celeb to have a sex tape out there then I have some good news. Maybe  (gawker.com) (95)


Tue January 17, 2012
(PennLive) Fail Good news, everyone. I've invented a concrete manatee that can live in a creek  (pennlive.com) (46)
(Short List) Cool Bad news: it's the end of the world. Good news: great surfing conditions  (shortlist.com) (10)


Thu January 12, 2012
(MSNBC) Stupid Mitt Romney picks up a key endorsement from John Bolton. Wait, this is supposed to be good news for Romney?  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (43)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Connecticut Post) Dumbass Good news: You weren't drunk at a DUI checkpoint. Bad news: Your car reeked of marijuana  (ctpost.com) (102)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Good news: "Community" has not been canceled. Bad news: The fourth season could still fall victim to Evil Troy and Evil Abed  (pastemagazine.com) (99)
(Chicago Tribune) Asinine Good News: You're a lottery winner. Bad News: You only won $1000. Fark: The check bounced  (chicagotribune.com) (34)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Good news for iPhone 4S and iPad 2 users: Hacker to release untethered jailbreak within a week. Bad news for iPhone 4S and iPad 2 users: you are still using an overpriced piece of shiat, but hey, you can now change your wallpaper  (ibtimes.com) (62)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down  (cnn.com) (22)


Tue December 27, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Good news: Kids not being exposed to undesired boobies as much. Take Away: Study makes parents feel better about the internet. Kids: Whatever you say mom, you never did learn how to use encryption  (latimes.com) (61)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Fail Okay, Eagles, I've got good news and bad news. Good news: You beat the Cowboys. Bad news: It don't mean jack  (theglobeandmail.com) (110)


Mon December 19, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Good news, everybody. USA Today has released its annual "I'm a social leper with no communication skills and need advice on how to handle even the most simplistic issues" advice column. Not that anybody here needs that, of course  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (37)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Cool If the Republicans run an incredibly long primary, it will be good news...for Team Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)
(ABC) Interesting Well GOP the good news is that Obama's unfavorable rating with voters is that it's highest level ever. The bad news? Independents are running away from Newt like rats from a sinking ship  (abcnews.go.com) (69)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Good news: the Ark of the Covenant is at a chapel in Ethiopia. Bad news: they can't show it to anyone or prove that it exists in any way. I'm glad religion is usually never like that  (dailymail.co.uk) (134)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Gawker) Scary The good news if you fall into molten lava is that you won't actually sink. The bad news is that you've landed on a waterbed set at 2200°F  (gawker.com) (48)


Mon December 05, 2011
(The New York Times) Cool Good news the recession is over as demonstrated by a huge jump in global CO2 emissions  (nytimes.com) (77)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some server monkey) Asinine Good news overworked, sleep-deprived IT workers Kay Hagan submitted a bill making it so you can't get overtime pay, thinks that money would be better spent on hookers and blow for the MBAs  (standalone-sysadmin.com) (383)
(Boing Boing) Cool Have you ever dreamed of razing Endor and eating those farking Ewoks? Well then GOOD NEWS EVERYONE  (boingboing.net) (25)


Thu December 01, 2011
(USA Today) Hero Good news, everybody: Black Friday proved that Americans have recovered from their temporary fear of credit cards and are once again charging like the True Patriots we've always known they are  (usatoday.com) (59)


Wed November 30, 2011
(USA Today) Stupid Good news, everybody. Now you can go hundreds of thousands of dollars into debt earning a college degree in how to play video games  (usatoday.com) (42)
(Some Awkward Moment) Strange The good news, your prostitute arrived on time; the bad news, she's your daughter  (weinterrupt.com) (161)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Warming Glow) Cool Good news, NBC: You have one new show that's doing well  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (74)
(The New York Times) Interesting Good news: Scientists may have found a legitimate way to significantly slow the aging process. Bad News: It won't help much until they find that cure for cancer we're always talking about  (nytimes.com) (13)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Marketwatch) Interesting New research validates how foods affect genetic expression at the cellular level. Unfortunately, this isn't very good news for people with mozzarella blood type  (marketwatch.com) (17)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious The good news: the members of the so-called "super-committee" are finally talking with each other. The bad news: they're talking about how to spin their failure  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (194)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Gizmodo) Spiffy Good news everyone, the American Museum of Natural History just invented the Smell-O-Scope so that you can finally find out what the moon smells like. Bad news everyone. It just got the worst grade imaginable-an A minus minus  (gizmodo.com) (23)
(WSYX ABC6) Fail Good news: You avoided hitting that car. Bad news: You hit that pole... and that house... and that car  (abc6onyourside.com) (8)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Gigwise) Cool Well, at least there's some good news on the horizon, Doctor Who fans: John Barrowman doesn't think Torchwood will be back for a fifth season  (gigwise.com) (76)
(Boing Boing) Sad Good news: Silicon Valley job fair features Amazon, Accenture, other large tech firms. Fark: They're hiring people for jobs in India  (boingboing.net) (35)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida You served your country. Then your country ignored you, so you turned to crime. Good news: Florida has designed special prisons painted with American flags just for you  (orlandosentinel.com) (24)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Slashdot) Scary Good news: We're nowhere near a global warming worst-case scenario. Bad news: We're doing much worse  (news.slashdot.org) (418)


Tue November 01, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Good news, consumers. Banks have heard your outrage over the utterly transparent debit card fees, so they're going to roll those on back and replace them with far more subtle fees instead  (usatoday.com) (153)
(Telegraph) Weird Bad news: You have a tumor. Good news: Your tumor has a face (w/pic)  (telegraph.co.uk) (99)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail Good news: White House responds to folks calling for marijuana decriminalization. Bad news: White House tells them "Yeah... no"  (wwws.whitehouse.gov) (391)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting The good news: There was a massive income growth in the Reagan and post-Reagan years, particularly during the George W. Bush administration. The bad news: But only for the famous 1 percenters - everybody else got hosed  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (142)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sad Bad news: County would lay off more than 1,000 under Preckwinkle budget. Good news: "Preckwinkle" is pretty fun to say. Try it  (suntimes.com) (25)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Stupid Good news, everybody: Herman Cain has finished the last bits of 999. And no worries, the poor won't have to pay more taxes as long as they live in opportunity zones and give up minimum wage and unions  (foxnews.com) (353)
(BusinessWeek) Spiffy IPad shipments are triple last year's, which is good news for Android makers since the market as a whole quadrupled  (businessweek.com) (99)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Good news: Your daughter announced her engagement. Bad news: She's 15, missing in Mexico, and is pregnant. Fark: Announced it all on Facebook  (dailymail.co.uk) (150)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Deadline) Followup The Micronauts movie is moving forward, with the Zombieland screenwriters attached. While that's good news, the bad news is that JJ "Lensflare" Abrams is on board as well  (deadline.com) (99)

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