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51 headlines found matching 'good news'
Wed May 27, 2015
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers. The American Freedom Defense Initiative is planning to use your Metro system as its next canvas for cartoon images of Muhammad that celebrate free speech. Thanks for having the courage to stand with them
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for Europeans: Net neutrality will be law. It will also outlaw porn filtering, though most twelve year olds already know how to switch the filter off anyway
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The FEC has decided to not implement any new regulations concerning political activity on the internet. The vibrant, heady discourse of the learned Politics tab may now continue UNABRIDGED
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Thu May 21, 2015
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Good news: If you're a NYC tourist, you can now buy a $30 hot dog to go along with your $150 ride to the airport
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Good news for middle-aged drug dealers in NYC, the police no longer want to arrest you
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(31)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've donated money to Cancer Fund of America, Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of America and the Breast Cancer Society, we've got good news and bad news for you
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news, Kim Jong Un is a climate "believer"
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(60)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If for some reason more than 30 bags of cocaine worth $175,000 accidentally fell from your boat into the Galveston Bay, good news: The Galveston police found it
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(16)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Good news: State agency director wants to enforce the law. Bad news: He works for the State of Arizona and is fired by the governor for doing his job
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(51)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you live in Michigan and borrowed from Western Sky Financial, the bad news is you are an idiot. The good news is MI's AG is forcing them to drop the interest rate on their loans from 169% to 7% the max by law in the state for unlicensed lenders
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: California has an established Dane Cook-free zone
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(31)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Good news: Five of the biggest banks in the world are about plead guilty to criminal felonies for their parts in a Forex-rigging scheme. The Bad news: the SEC will then grant them waivers so the pleas have no actual consequences for them
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Good news: FDA proposes ending lifetime ban on blood donations from gays and lesbians. Quizzical dog news: They have to remain abstinent for a year first
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Good news Chicago, you'll be plagued by hoards of flying spiders in your downtown area soon. Enjoy the summer
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(36)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone
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(11)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: On Friday, you may get a surprise delivery of free Russian space junk
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(45)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Caché employees, The bad news: We are bankrupt. The good news: I can assure you that I'll be fine. Toodles, your Caché CEO
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bad news: U.S. ranked 15th on the list of the world's happiest countries. Good news: We still hold a sizable lead over Rwanda and Burkina Faso
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Wed April 22, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
30 Helens agree - a Kids In The Hall reunion is good news
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Bouvier's Red Colobus Monkey isn't extinct after all
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(14)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO RACE, SALUTE YOU. It's the ninth episode of the NASFARK Podcast, which is good news for all race fans
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(4)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Now you can ask Google "where's my phone" and it will tell you where it is, lock it, or erase it. Just remember to log out of Google on your desktop when your girlfriend is home alone
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Tue April 14, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bad news: Drone delivering asparagus crashes and burns. Good news: Grilled asparagus
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(32)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Good news : The government is going to show you free pr0n. Bad news : If you get a woody, you're going back to jail
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Thu April 02, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're still looking for a lawn yeti, there's good news on the horizon
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(19)
 
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Good news: drunk driving deaths are down for 7th straight years. Call and text your friends about how safe the roads are
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(18)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The good news: Somebody finally moved into that vacant building next door in your New York City neighborhood. The bad news: It's coyotes
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Thu March 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: In Florida, you're still allowed to build a gun range in your backyard
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Mon March 23, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, D.C. Farkers: $ix new $peeding camera$ in the Di$trict are about to make you a whole lot $afer
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(58)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. We have now convinced dietitians that Coca-cola is a healthy snack
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Mon March 16, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Here's good news: Those security tags that hospitals put on newborns actually work
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(35)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Pocono Record)
 
 
 
Good News: More Americans than ever are reaching 100+ years old. Bad News: Evidence provided by false social security records. Fark: No one can do anything about it
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have created a drug that will make your sex life better than ever. Now the bad news: It requires an injection into your penis
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Fri March 13, 2015
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Good news hippies. You are right, marijuana can provide many health and medicinal benefits... when taken rectally
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
The name Gary could soon be wiped off the face of the Earth. This is good news ... for Indiana
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Good news - Apple's plan to brainwash us all might not be working as well as they'd hoped
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(125)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Good news: Your autistic child's asthma is not due your use of SSRI antidepressants during pregnancy
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(28)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia thrift store: Remember that large sum of money you withdrew from your bank in 2006? Well, we have good news for you
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Fri February 27, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: You can make beer more alcoholic by freezing it
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(77)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Getting tired of dealing with your old, decrepit body? Good news- full body transplants are just a couple of years away
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Today)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, your coffee addiction is actually a good thing now
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Wed February 18, 2015
(The National Interest)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: The North Koreans are no longer starving. There's plenty of lawn grass around town for everyone
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(29)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Virginians: You may be able to legally break out your trusty brass knuckles or throwing stars for your next gang fight
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Fri February 13, 2015
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Good news: New pill for new mothers helps increase milk supply, boost energy and even help with postpartum depression. Bad news: It's made of placenta
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(43)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS says the average federal tax refund this year is $3,539. Which is good news for the seven people who had enough income to file a return
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Sun February 08, 2015
(National Post)
 
 
 
Well, sir... The good news is that you don't have bladder cancer. The bad news is that you need a hysterectomy
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Good news, 40-somethings. Your marriage to that 23-year-old will be better if you move in together first
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Thu February 05, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The bad news is your grandmother is slipping into dementia. The good news is she's now a wicked saxophonist
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(10)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The bad news is that Neeson season is over. The good news is that Neeson will be our spirit guide for the dark days ahead, one that nobody will mess with because it will insult them and follow it up with a neck punch at the first sign of trouble
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(23)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news stalkers. In Australia "It looks romantic in the movies" is a legitimate defense
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Wed January 28, 2015
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Good news Democrats, Obama is banning oil drilling in Alaska's wildlife refuge... and allowing it in front of your beach house in Virginia
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