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Headlines matching 'gonna'
Mon May 21, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(UPI) Amusing Nobody's gonna be afraid of you in jail if your nickname is Skidmark  (upi.com) (19)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Statesman) Interesting Listen doctor, we didn't mind you electrocuting those troublesome mental patients' brains for all those years, but now that you're writing about it and publishing, we're gonna have to put a stop to it. KTHXZAP  (statesman.com) (15)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Daily Stab) Stupid Brooke Hogan signs deal with TNA Wrestling. I have a hunch she's gonna take it on the chin, brother  (dailystab.com) (68)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Digital Spy) Interesting Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan talks about the show's final season: "We're gonna do our damnedest to make this thing end with a blast and end on a high note"  (digitalspy.com) (60)


Wed May 09, 2012
(YouTube) Scary He's gonna need a bigger boat (NSFW language)  (youtube.com) (41)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Ars Technica) Interesting Virtual shooting games may improve real-world accuracy. That Duck Hunt dog is still gonna laugh at you  (arstechnica.com) (43)
(ExtremeTech) Interesting Hold on to your browsers, Firefox is gonna get another overhaul  (extremetech.com) (120)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sappy Ugly ass baby kangaroo asks its mom: "You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Some Poor Sap) PSA If you copy-paste and run random commands you find online, you're gonna have a bad time  (askubuntu.com) (65)


Tue April 17, 2012
(New York Daily News) Spiffy New light bulb will purportedly last 25 years, could save the U.S. $3.9 billion per year if everyone used them. We're gonna turn it on. We're gonna bring you the power  (nydailynews.com) (231)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Big 1059) Weird "Tower, we're gonna need to make an emergency landing. Someone has plugged their cell phone into the shaving socket in the restroom"  (big1059.com) (144)


Thu April 12, 2012
(The Daily Dolt) Strange Good news: economy is improving so you can find a job and stop farking around all day. Bad news: Grandma's gonna die. Draw?  (thedailydolt.com) (38)


Tue April 10, 2012
(ESPN) Cool ♪ ♫ I got a contract extension/I got a contract extension/Yes, I got a contract extension/I'm stuck in Cleveland now, I can't leave/But it's a contract extension/It's gonna make a millionaire of me ♪ ♫  (espn.go.com) (18)


Tue April 03, 2012
(TechEBlog) Silly You gonna get graped  (techeblog.com) (20)
(Some Tater) Amusing To commemorate the 75th anniversary of Idaho Potatoes, the Idaho Potato Commission has... HOLY FARK, we're gonna need a lot of bacon and sour cream  (983thesnake.com) (20)


Sun April 01, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary We're gonna need a bigger boat  (news.com.au) (32)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Who's it gonna be today? Tony Stewart? Kevin Harvick? Jimmie Johnson? Tweetmaster Flash Brad Keselowski? It's the April Fool's Goody's Fast Relief 500 at Martinsville Speedway, 1pm, FOX  (sports.yahoo.com) (623)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Jezebel) Dumbass Why do some fans of "The Hunger Games" have to be racist idiots? Not gonna lie, kinda ruins the Internet  (jezebel.com) (317)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Science Daily) Ironic Popular "Junk" food contains more antioxidants than fruit, vegetables. Grab some popcorn, it's gonna be a knock-em-down, drag-em out fight  (sciencedaily.com) (171)


Sat March 24, 2012
(MN Public Radio) Amusing AccuWeather last fall: Winter is gonna be so bad you are gonna want to move. AccuWeather this spring: yeah about that, we're going with tsunami debris  (minnesota.publicradio.org) (57)


Wed March 21, 2012
(ESPN) Followup Sean Payton Aint's gonna be coaching in New Orleans next year  (espn.go.com) (586)


Tue March 20, 2012
(WFAA) Scary Door-to-door magazine salesweasels now offering advance copies of "Knife'n'Face", "You Gonna Get a Beatdown" after being told no by prospective customers  (wfaa.com) (72)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Comics Alliance) Amusing Psychedelic "Batman Live" stage show finally coming to America. Get your glowsticks, there's gonna be a Bat-Rave  (comicsalliance.com) (35)


Tue March 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick "Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I've just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could've sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole"  (vice.com) (90)


Mon March 12, 2012
(Celebslam) Interesting Eva Longoria dumped Penelope Cruz's brother . . . *daydreams about world's sexiest catfight* . . . You're not just gonna sit back and take that, are you Penelope?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (32)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Politico) Amusing Mitt Romney, you have pandered to every white guy in America for his vote and almost won a decisive victory on Super Tuesday, what are you gonna do next? "I'm going to Praiseland"  (politico.com) (82)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Mitt Romney would like to suggest to his rivals that, gosh, it's gonna be really hard to get enough delegates to compete in the end so maybe, you know, you people should just consider, I dunno, dropping out of the race or something?  (washingtonpost.com) (50)


Mon February 27, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Imagine Helm's Deep at the end, breached and about to be overrun by orcs, and you've got a pretty good idea of what the GOP now looks like. Except, this time, Gandalf ain't gonna show  (cnn.com) (175)


Sat February 25, 2012
(CNN) Cool Patrick grabs the pole, haters gonna hate  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (232)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Unlikely "Hey Matt Kemp, are you gonna be good this year?" "50/50"  (sports.yahoo.com) (37)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Statesman) Interesting TransCanada: We're gonna take your land for our pipeline, eh. North Texan: The hell you are, don't mess with Texas  (statesman.com) (50)


Thu February 16, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting That's gonna be one loooooong nap  (articles.latimes.com) (23)
(Science Daily) Obvious It's gonna be a long hot summer. Odds of extreme summer heat, already occurring in the USA, rise from 1 in 20 (1950-1979) to 7 in 10 (1995-2024) in all 48 contiguous states according to observations, 16 different climate models  (sciencedaily.com) (131)


Wed February 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop the demise of our over-used meme and Fark cliché, Lootie. (So long, buddy, we're really gonna miss ya)  (imageshack.us) (85)


Tue February 14, 2012
(ABC) Followup The DOJ just re-armed both sides in the Great Patent Troll War: Google gets Motorola, but the "Rockstar Consortium" of Apple, Microsoft, Sont Ericsson, etc. gets Nortel and Novell. Buckle your seat belts, this is gonna get ugly  (abcnews.go.com) (38)


Sun February 12, 2012
(SB Sun) Dumbass You gonna disrespect me by declining my credit card, that's a stabbing  (sbsun.com) (60)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WPTV) Florida After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee)  (wptv.com) (73)


Mon February 06, 2012
(NewsMax) Interesting Iran bank accounts in the US frozen, basically putting them at a zero balance. Those overdraft fees are gonna be murder  (newsmax.com) (51)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Huffington Post) Amusing Obama follows through on promise at town hall meeting to help a woman's husband with his resume-but she's still not sure she's gonna vote for him  (huffingtonpost.com) (155)


Wed February 01, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing A huge mighty earthquake is gonna hit California and day soon now, so look out  (liveleak.com) (27)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off... wait a minute, are you just holding on to the can??  (wwlp.com) (54)

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