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49 headlines found matching 'gonna'
Wed July 30, 2014
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Given the state's terrible economy, failing schools, looming budget deficits, Kansas Democrats think they have hit upon a winning message to re-take the Governor mansion this fall: "We TOLD you this was gonna happen"
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(179)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
L. Skywalker's passport application rejected. Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those 'droids
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(43)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Carolina AG: You know, we're gonna lose this fight anyway. Let's be the better person and stop this silly fight over gay marriage now
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(99)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Dress yoga pants are coming to an office near you (Featured Partner)
 
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dude, it's not gonna fit." "Oh, shut up, it'll totally fit"
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(77)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth-grade girl makes actual scientific discovery while working on school science project. With "you know I'm gonna be the freaky science chick in college" pic
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(225)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
FL GOP to judge: So I know you said the districts we drew make a mockery of the democratic process and all, but it's gonna take us... say, two years to redraw them, so we're cool using them until then right?
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(135)
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
What if I told you there's gonna be a Mike Tyson cartoon where Mike Tyson solves mysteries, aided by the Mike Tyson Mystery Team: the Ghost of the Marquess of Queensbury, Mike's adopted Korean daughter, and a pigeon who was once a man? No YOU shut up
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(40)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls we were gonna save with hashtags? Well, it has been more than 90 days, and yes, they are still kidnapped
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(189)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
NUDE BURGER: Three Naked Dudes Steal A Bunch Of Meat In The Middle Of The Night. Where? Come On, You Know... (HINT: Florida)
 
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Holder: She was a terrible VP candidate and quit everything she did halfway through. You're *really* gonna listen to her when it comes to judging character?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On July 14th, 2015, NASA's New Horizons craft will arrive at Pluto. And boy, is it gonna be pissed to learn we demoted it
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(98)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
This is gonna shock you so you better sit down for it: US teens are pretty crappy at money management
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(60)
 
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
To you, it might just be spontaneous art unleashed in a spontaneous moment of late-night creativity, but to the cops watching you paint an ATM white at 2 a.m., it's always gonna be graffiti
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(23)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(GMA Network)
 
 
 
US label's China's claim to the entire south China sea a "problematic" which is Diplomat-speak for "yeah, no, we're still gonna sail the 6th Fleet through it anytime we want and you ain't gonna do nothing about it but whistle"
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(37)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The A's trade a bunch of players for Jason Hammel and Jeff Sama...Sama... Samanotgonnapitchhereanymore
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(41)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Hey everyone - there's gonna be traffic this weekend. This article is a repeat from every year and every holiday
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(34)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Kitchen Daily)
 
 
 
Your weekly 'These Foods Are Gonna Kill you' list, making one wonder just what, by now, is actually safe to eat. Like bacon? Too bad for you
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Sun June 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yanno you really need to maintain a strict separation between the devices you and your spouse use for your own fun, and those you use to disciplining your kids or prosecutors are gonna take a really dim view of your parenting
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(95)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
"When I get out of jail, I'm gonna put you in the hospital" probably not the smartest thing to tell an arresting officer. Bonus matching Mother/Daughter "At First I Was Like" mugshots
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(23)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Gang banger Jesus is gonna bust a cap in yo ass
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(32)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Haters gonna paint: I don't always leave passive-aggressive notes for my neighbors, but when I do they're in the form of an 8-foot-tall painted sign
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(58)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google's never gonna give you up
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(18)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger boat: Nine-foot great white shark eaten by "mystery sea monster"
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(96)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Broadway musical based on Tupac's songs. Gonna be tough to jazz hands to "I Don't Give a F*ck"
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(36)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look, dude. I know gym teachers aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the tree, but if you're gonna record the hot foreign exchange student you're hosting while she's taking a shower, do something more subtle than sticking your iPad under the door
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey girl, how you been? I just broke out of my cell and was gonna go make a phone call but i got a better idea. You're looking good, girl. How about you come back to my cell, drink some toilet wine and i show you how much I've missed seeing you"
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(41)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed the reaction videos of the Red Wedding, you're gonna love this: an entire bar watches and reacts to the fight between the Red Viper and the Mountain
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(346)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: We're getting out of Afghanistan finally. Better news everyone: We're gonna up our presence in the Europe because we love the 1950s so much
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(49)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Yeah if you're gonna arrest a guy for drunken boating make sure his lifevest is on, or don't handcuff his arms behind him, officer
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(69)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Can Power win again? What kind of clownshoes are we gonna see today at Belle Isle? It's Race #2 of the Indy Dual In Detroit (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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(93)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Josh Gordon doubles down. What are they gonna do, suspend him?
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(23)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
That cool Batsuit pic? Yeah, forget that - Kevin Smith says Affleck's gonna wear blue and grey lycra
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(68)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, gonna be an inmate with those pants on the ground
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Tue May 13, 2014
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Somebody's going golfing, who's it gonna be? It's game 7 between the Rangers and the Penguins at 7:00ET then at 9:00 The Hawks have a shot at sending the Wild packing, other than home team wins.. in the immortal words of Bob Cole: Oh yeah, BABYꜝꜝ
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(1059)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The inner Bush battle. It's gonna be a close shave, likely killing a Brazilian in the process
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(13)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
One in four people admit that they will have to work well into their seventies because that cat food they'll be living on ain't gonna buy itself
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Mon May 05, 2014
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Malaysia is never gonna give this up. They'll probably let you down. They will fly around to find you. Never gonna look you up and fly right by. Never gonna tell a lie to desert you
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger aquarium
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(20)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49ers: We are so upset with you, Aldon Smith, and your multiple DUIs, your felony gun charges, and the impending investigation into your bomb threat. We are SO mad, we're gonna reward you with a few million more and some job security. Take that
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(31)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Cops, Imma let you finish chasing me ... but first, Imma gonna drink these stolen beers
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(28)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger LEGO set
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(27)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Gore is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. He'll never run around and desert you
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(25)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Sherpas to Tourists: If you want to "Climb" Mt Everest this year, you gonna have to carry your own got-damn luggage, 'cause we OUT
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Mon April 21, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Aereo's argument to SCOTUS: "Look, let's face it. Broadcasters are gonna get hosed one way or the other. If we don't do it, someone else will. Don't harsh our mellow, dudes"
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Sat April 19, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Man recovering from a freak lawnmower accident where a nail shiat up in to his chest had previously survived an IED explosion, been shot multiple times and stabbed. So odds are that he's probably gonna recover just fine
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(67)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS admits, sadly, that they're probably gonna have to decide just how constitutional your right to privacy really is
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(109)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Wendy Davis to host Willie Nelson fundraiser. Bring the BBQ, there's gonna be a bunch of munchies
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(24)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bad boys bad boys what ya gonna do
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(15)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(China Daily)
 
 
 
"What did the doctor say?" "Farker, he said, you're gonna die"
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(19)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Colbert responds to #CancelColbert: "Folks, I'm not gonna lie, we almost lost me"
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(56)
 

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