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Sun July 23, 2017
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Ground control to Major Tom, we could use a little help down here. Besides, what else are you gonna spend $5 on?
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Showtime)
 
 
 
Will Dougie Jones finally snap out of it? What's the deal with Diane getting texts from Evil Bob Cooper? Is Bobby gonna cry again? Where's Audrey and who is Jerry Horne's foot working for anyway? You better believe it's Twin Peaks Sunday again, 9pm ET on Showtime
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk you scamp, what are you gonna do with X.com? And how much did you shell out to PayPal?
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman's nasty obit was plagiarized. I'm mad at grandma but not so mad that I'm gonna come up with something original for her obituary
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Milo mad that Simon & Schuster figured out his shiate book was gonna be shiate. Oh, and the whole pedo thing
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic challenger to Paul Ryan's seat picks up $430k in...12 days? Oh lordy, this is gonna be a fun mid-term
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Food & Wine)
 
 
 
Busy food personality Guy Fieri reveals that Donkey Sauce is nothing more than aioli, takes another shot at Anthony Bourdain, rips frozen pizza: "If you're gonna eat [pizza], eat something really good. Don't waste your time on a frozen pizza"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swear to god, if I have to spend one more day in Winnipeg I'm gonna punch someone right in the face
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone hold on to your butts, Yertle is actually gonna try and take away your healthcare next week
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Fri June 09, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're gonna sue your employer over trumped-up ADA claims, be prepared for your own lawyer to walk out on you and then get ready to pay the $2 million in damages when your whole plan backfires miserably
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Wed June 07, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Breaker Breaker this is Rubber Duck, I'm gonna put the hammer down
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I was gonna repeat as NBA champ, but then I got high
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Thu June 01, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Putin claims a 400 pound guy in his bedroom in Moscow may be the hacker, Comey's gonna talk next week and Nunes doesn't understand the word "recusal". It's time for the Rachel Maddow Thread on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Paul Allen unveils his ginormous rocket launching plane. With a 385-foot wingspan and six Boeing 747 engines, it's not even gonna fit in Jay Leno's garage
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat
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Thu May 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump budget slashes job training programs 40% because why the hell not? It's not like these idiot coal miners are ever gonna take the initiative to get better jobs
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
A video of Trump moaning "I'm gonna take their guns. All of them, believe me." while engaging in sexually explicit acts with Putin during a satanic ritual, performed on a Sunday while a nun looks on in horror?
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Tue May 16, 2017
(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Sure, you could watch Rachel Maddow tonight, if you'd like. Or, you can watch Bernie Sanders debate John Kasich on CNN at 10PM ET. Either way, you're gonna come out ahead
 


Mon May 15, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo is gonna let you Link to the Past with your Ocarina of Time, just don't be wearing your Minish Cap or Majora's Mask when you FaceTime me later
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former FBI director James Comey is reported "furious" at the "lack of respect" being shown to him in comments made by Trump and White House officials. It remains to be seen whether he's gonna do something about it or just stand there and bleed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Adam Schiff responds to Trump. Oh, there are tapes? Well, hand 'em over. Congress needs to investigate. Law of unintended consequences gonna be gettin' a workout with Trump in office
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Wed May 10, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What's gonna happen on the Senate floor? This is your Democratic Insurgency thread #1. Action kicks off at 9:30AM EDT (link fixed)
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Now you are gonna want to sit down for this: a TX lawmaker admitted his bill to reclassify TX prisons as "day care centers" so they could be used to house ICE detainees, was written by a lobbyist for one of the largest private prison corps in the US
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(Las Vegas Optic)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve Pearce: I voted to repeal Obamacare because of states rights. Governor: repeal is gonna bankrupt us. Pearce: exactly, we now have a right to bankrupt ourselves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Le Pen lost because the French really hate Trump, even more than they dislike Putin. Looks like the Trump effect is really gonna help libs
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's indecision on how to best metaphorically bless the rains down in Africa could be China's gain, and if they get a foothold it's gonna take a lot to drag them away
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump, 2016: "We're gonna build a wall, and Mexico will pay for it". EU, 2017: "We're going to demand £92 billion, and the UK will pay it"
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Spectrum to former Time Warner customers; We checked, and it turns out you weren't paying enough for your cable, so we're just gonna go ahead and cut off most of your channels without warning, ok?
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Fark all this mamsy-pamsy humane execution bullshiat. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right with firing squads and guillotines. And live stream that shiat." -- 9th Circuit Federal Judge Alex Kozinski
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rockstar to companies using GTA V to help AI driving: perhaps you should have noticed by now that our AI cant drive worth dick and using GTA V is gonna get a lot of innocent pedestrians run-over
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The cutest Rogue One cosplay spends her convention time fulfilling her purpose, again, in the cutest way possible. Smitty is gonna need a moment. Seriously. Where did all this dust come from?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Frisco has this cool new car vending machine which is gonna suck when it doesn't work right and you're standing there banging on the window, hoping the car will fall in the slot
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Wed April 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"President Donald Trump on Tuesday promised.." You know what? I'm just gonna stop you there, not really worth reading any further
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Hollywood downgraded from "out of ideas" to "incapable of thought" as "King Kong: Skull Island" TV series is in development - completely unrelated to the movie "Kong: Skull Island." Let me list all the ways you're gonna die
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nope. Not gonna die. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin'
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
If you live in Austin, TX, tomorrow we're gonna need you to sit back, relax, take a couple deep, cleansing breaths, and maybe enjoy a cocktail or three. as the mayor has officially declared Tuesday as "Austin Everybody Chill Out Day"
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some experimenter)
 
 
 
ER nurse: "You are the stupidest person I've ever met." People share stupid things they've done out of sheer curiosity. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say there are few - if any - females among these would-be Einsteins
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Fri April 14, 2017
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees
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(Huffington Post)
 
Video
 
Leopard: Yeah, I'm gonna attack this porcupine
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Moisture farming in the desert is now a reality. Poor Luke is never gonna get to leave now
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Wed April 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Colonel Sandurz: "Prepare ship for light abs." Dark Helmet: "No, no, no, light abs is too slow." Colonel Sandurz: "Light abs, too slow?" Dark Helmet: "Yes, we're gonna have to go right to LUDACRIS ABS"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Tuesday: ZOMG Dems gonna take this special election in Kansas and prove Trump is hated by all and Congress will turn red states blue in 2018. It's soooo close. Wednesday: Crickets after Democrat is crushed by nearly double digits
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Mon April 10, 2017
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Financial Conduct Authority makes Great Britain great again, post-Brexit, by approving the first fintech firm that operates under Sharia law. The UKIPpers are gonna love this one
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Why are fewer Americans trying to lose weight? Subby searched for the answer but it was too much work. Hey, you gonna finish that doughnut?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Time to grab a big ol' bucket of popcorn - this is gonna get good
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Thu April 06, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"But Grandma, what red eyes you have." "All the better to... hey, are you gonna eat that?"
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: The US is ready to act alone on North Korea if necessary. China: You pull some shiat that results in our eastern border being overrun with millions of starving, frightened, and uneducated refugees and we are gonna have "a problem", monkey-boy
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the next generation of RAM, DDR5, will reportedly be twice as fast as this generation's DDR4 technology. Bad news: you ain't gonna see it around anytime soon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Qatar Airways: Oh yeah? Well then we're just gonna hand out laptops to everybody
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rainn Wilson's name is gonna be Mudd
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh oh. Putin gonna be mad. Sexy Rexy says that sanctions will remain in place against Russia until they return the Crimea to Ukraine. All that work in 2016 for nothing
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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