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76 headlines found matching 'gold'
Wed July 30, 2014
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Olympic figure skating pair throw out Tampa Bay Rays first pitch in gold medal style
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery"
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Sat July 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Leprechauns turn to the U.S. Navy to protect their pot of gold
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If Richard Branson's massive wealth, luxurious golden locks, or devil-may-care grin can't persuade you to give up meat, nothing will
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Well who wouldn't want to buy a solid gold Godzilla for $1.5m?
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Finally, a useful Rube Goldberg machine
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(20)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden opportunity
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Fri July 11, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
Yarr, the Bitcoins, they arrrre not gold bullliiiion
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Wed July 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian politician: "Someone broke in my house and stole $800." Police: "Uh... We caught the thief and he had like a quarter million in cash and gold on him"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A comparison of airline service now with that of the Golden Age of Flight in the 1960s, when you could smoke and drink on planes, bring on what you wanted because no one checks the bags and die five times as often in crashes
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
3500 copper canisters found in old mental hospital. Gold mine for scrappers? Doubtful. Each contains a person
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most patriotic July 4th beer? Anthem Golden Ale, which honors Francis Scott Key
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a blow to those hoping for alien life, scientists re-examine and find: That planet is too hot, that planet is too cold and that planet nicknamed Goldilocks doesn't exist at all
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Wed July 02, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Artist's" messy bed "strewn with cigarette butts, discarded condoms and empty booze bottles" sells for $4.4 million. In related news, Farkers are going to sleep on gold mines
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daily News' review of NYC's Tavern on the Green sets a new gold standard for evisceration by sarcasm. What's this guy's Fark handle anyway?
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Funding approved for Golden Gate Bridge suicide barrier after only 1,400 have already jumped to their deaths
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Is that a giant aquatic bug in your pocket, or are you glad to answer my call?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
San Francisco officials are considering a giant net to deter people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Rejected ideas include: ninjas, drunk Mel Gibson, a cardboard life-size replica of the bridge, and cats with lasers
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Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen things you didn't know about the greatest NBC sitcom of the mid-'80s to early-'90s, The Golden Girls
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mississippi has become the federal government's Fort Knox of marijuana and it is held under security just as tight as gold: "It is a bizarre situation. The DEA is acting like this is 1935 and cannabis is this extremely dangerous substance"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs robs the middle class and gets a bailout. Goldman Sachs robs Warren Buffett and down comes the hammer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Goldman Sachs trader disappointed by paltry $8.25 million bonus, sues for another $16 million. Trial to be accompanied by Mendelssohn's Tiniest Violin Concerto in E minor
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Tue June 17, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama wishes our Finest Hour to be but a reflection in our rear view mirror and our future to be but a glimmer of what could have been, replaced by a Dark Age of Islamic terrorists run amok and in pursuit of a "golden" age of Shariah
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Science reality-checks another assertion made by Game Of Thrones: Would pouring molten gold over your head kill you? And how painfully?
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Wed June 11, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
My name it Eric Olaniyan. Much nice vehicle you have there. I am willing to pay top dollar in gold for your vehicle. Please contact me at freestolenvehicles shippedtoafrica .com
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fred Goldman says that OJ's lawyer Robert Kardashian had evidence that would have easily convicted OJ of the murders of Goldman's son and Nicole Brown
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Mon June 09, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Former gold medalist Amy Van Dyken severs her spine in ATV accident
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just one more reason why Montana truly is the Last Best Place: residents' faucets are dispensing tap water laced with pure gold
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(West Sussex Today)
 
 
 
Actors dressed as Nazis invade the second biggest airport in the United Kingdom to shoot scenes for the world war II film 'Woman in Gold' starring Helen Mirren and Ryan Reynolds. Not surprisingly a lot of people have a problem with this
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Thu June 05, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Disgraced Blue Angels commander had an oversized penis painted on an airplane hangar's roof in the team's blue and gold colors - so large that it could be seen by satellites and appeared on Google Maps images
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment adviser/author of "America's Coming Bankruptcy" says all your dollars are soon to become worthless pieces of paper-which is why he will selflessly take them off your hands and give you gold instead
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Gold rides longest losing streak in seven months. Suck it, gold bugs
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If the Tea Party wins the primary in Mississippi, could that spur the Democrats to win the senate seat? In related news, if I eat bacon from a pig that just flew out my butt, will I find the leprechaun's gold too?
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Sun June 01, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The epic drought that California is experiencing has revived an old hobby: Prospecting for gold
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The case for selling gold is perfectly reasonable
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The case for buying gold is perfectly reasonable
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Mon May 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
More people are going with mixed breed dogs over the pedigreed ones so they can brag about having a Goldendoodle or a Puggle. Or how about a Jackhuahua or a Poochon?
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Sun May 25, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices break a record, staying above $3 a gallon for 1,245 days. Or as oil company executives call it "The continuation of the golden years"
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Fri May 23, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Virginia county board says that no "pre-Christian" prayers are allowed at its meetings. So you Muslims are golden. Jews... not so much
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
World gold supply is running low; miners race to find Deney Terrio and shake him by the ankles until he gives up the goods
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Mon May 19, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
"... and one naked man was arrested for harassing a bison at the paddock at Golden Gate Park"
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Fri May 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rube Goldberg machine zips a zipper in 75 steps
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Red Lobster sold to Golden Gate. Makes Green Gobster
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks will have a busy year; already touring with Fleetwood Mac, she's just wrapped up recording a new solo album, "24 Karat Gold," to say nothing of running her chain of Fajita Round-up restaurants
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Good senior prank: Plugging the bathroom sinks at school , filling them up, and putting live goldfish in them. Bad senior prank: Chopping down 25 trees growing on your campus
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Web host throttles FCC's internet access to dial-up speeds to remind them what net neutrality can do. But is happy to restore their access for 1,000 bars of gold-pressed latinum. Quark, you're doing it wrong
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Hey guys, you know what we should remake? "Private Benjamin" But let's have Rebel Wilson as the star for some unknown reason. Sounds like box office gold if you ask me"
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A golden retriever protected the body of its elderly owner from coyotes after the 81-year-old died while skiing in Colorado. Give that dog a steak
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There may not be a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but the Odyssey just found $1.3 million of it in an old shipwreck
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Sun May 04, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"We're living in the Golden Age of celebrity nudity," says Mr. Skin
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Sat May 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One day. Three game sevens. The greatest athletes in the world on the grandest of stages. I am enthralled. THROW. IT. DOWN. Atlanta-Indy, 5:30 ET. Memphis-OKC 8:00 ET, Golden State-LA Clippers 10:30 ET. Your elimination day NBA playoff thread
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Will the CMC carry the town flag and meet Ms. Harshwhinny's professional standards? Will Spike choke? Will Cadance help Shining Armor win another gold in the javelin competition? Find out on My Little Pony, "Equestria Games," at 10:30ET on the Hub
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
In a sure move to excite the gold bugs Europe prepares to fight deflation
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a frog riding a goldfish across a pond
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Sun April 27, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
49ers fan suing the NFL over playoff ticket sales. What a gold digger
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Sat April 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hermes proves they have no idea who their demographic is by releasing a $14,100 hand-stitched, gold swift calfskin baseball glove. And if you just have to buy the matching bat it will only set you back another $1,925
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Fri April 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors are looking into possibly changing their name. No not the Warriors name, but the Golden State part of it
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
A 55-year-old man has been arrested for stabbing a 24-year-old at a Golden Corral restaurant. They must have been fighting over the last roll at the buffet. But if they had just waited 5 more minutes there would have been more rolls
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1888 shipwreck found near the Golden Gate Bridge. Which makes one more Carnival cruise ship that has now been accounted for
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(15)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Selling your house? Real estate agents say bathtubs are out, big showers are looking golden
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Mon April 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do you believe in miracles? Okay, do you miraculously have $62,500?
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(12)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
For the first time in 352 games Mike Trout gets the golden sombrero
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Sat April 19, 2014
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
"He was operated for gall bladder removal, appendicitis and incisional hernia. He had diabetes. We were shocked when gold biscuits came out of his abdomen during the operation."
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Thu April 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This should be easy: Can you spot the gold digger from these photos? Hint: Just look for high maintenance in their eyes
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Tue April 15, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Asher Svidensky photographed several Kazakh children learning how to hunt with Golden Eagles. Here are his pictures of Ashol-Pan, a 13 year-old eagle huntress
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(75)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
New strain of performance-enhancing weed discovered
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(22)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SyFy hopes their adaptation of The Expanse will strike gold and become "Game of Thrones" in space. But given it's SyFy, it will most likely wind up being like Matlock
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(72)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This murder case has EVERYTHING: a multi-millionaire who dumped his 24-year-old Czech bikini model for a bimbo four years younger, sappy YouTube videos of the breakup, a shotgun killing of the guy at his mansion and a 30-hour getaway in a gold Hummer
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(88)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Greece to end bond exile. "You want me to talk, Goldfinger?" "No, Mr. Bond, I want you to PAY"
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(27)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast narrowly stinks past Monsanto to win the coveted Golden Poo as Worst Company In America
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer (D-Wall St.) says the attacks on the Koch Bros. will continue, and he'd say more but he's got an important luncheon with the Goldman and Citigroup guys
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(74)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(People Pets)
 
 
 
Here's your daily dose of 'awwwww' as a golden retriever mothers a flock of baby chicks. Either that or the dog has taken up ranching, but it's still damn cute
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(43)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Golden Gophers basketball team are champions...of the NIT
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