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142 headlines found matching 'gold'
Tue April 25, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golden parachutes to be replaced by shiny metal asses
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Sat April 22, 2017
(The British Museum)
 
 
 
Tuner working on antique piano discovers some things stashed away inside, like gold coins neatly sewn into little parcels
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Fri April 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell says he had sex with Goldie Hawn on their first date and it was interrupted by cops investigating a robbery
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Wed April 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Facebook Live murderer undone by his love for the golden arches. Hero tag is for the crew kid who called 911
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA astronaut's space treasure map sparks hunt for Caribbean wrecks. Cursed Aztec gold now available for the courageous
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU sports stadium economist, well known as shill for boondoggles like publicly funded gold-plated spring training stadiums, isn't actually an economist, badgers teams to accept his insane economic benefit estimates
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how getting a six pack is a "life changing event." Submitted 26 minutes before subby has to be at the gym
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump demands that he get the use of Queen Elizabeth's golden carriage. There's a joke in there somewhere
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Worf turns down role in Star Trek: Discovery due to insulting lack of gold-pressed latinum
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Kickboxer won 64 gold medals last year, is multiple British and European champion, has been undefeated for 2 years and just bought his first house. He's also 9 years old
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WH sources say Trump, possibly just to mess with EVERYONE is considering making economic adviser Gary Cohn Chief of Staff. Cohn is a Goldman-Sachs Alum, but a Democrat, in favor of a carbon tax and reinstating Glass-Steagall, and against big tax cuts
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You never know when your business will strike gold, even if it's inside the fuel tank of your Russian tank
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Sun April 09, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Wall Street banks look to invest in platinum mining. News: On asteroids. Fark: Potential value of $66 billion
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
While exploring an abandoned mine in Baja California, scientist discovers a baseball sized AW HELL NO
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bear and two cubs show up in back yard of one Gold E Locks. They are suspected to have eaten some porridge and slept in some beds. Expected to live happily ever after
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: 'Zero chance' Assad is behind the 'false flag' chemical attack in Syria. Now buy some overpriced gold from me
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
"Golden shiners at center of bait debate" Not QUITE as interesting as it appears at first glance
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Tue April 04, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
We all know Golden Retrievers love the water, but they really love it when they can 'play' with their friends the dolphins
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Sun April 02, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Lesnar Vs. Goldberg. Wyatt Vs. Orton. Reigns Vs. Undertaker. Rollins Vs. Triple H. McMahon Vs. Styles. Jericho Vs. Owens. Hosted by The New Day, it is WWE WrestleMania 33, The Ultimate Thrill Ride, live from Orlando on the WWE Network @ 7PM ET
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
You. Pretentious. TWATS
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget the stock market, gold, or bonds ... The best investment since 1971 is a Plymouth Barracuda, which has increased 58,000% in value over time
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What will happen when Goldberg and Brock Lesnar face off one last time before Mania? Will Seth Rollins sign the contract for a match against Triple H at Mania? How will they hide Xavier Woods this week? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Samsung hopes to resell recalled Note 7s in countries with fewer regulatory hurdles, like Vietnam, Afghanistan, and Syria
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
221-lb gold coin is stolen from museum in Germany. Authorities have fired the security guard who believed the thief's story about it being a new satellite dish, and could he help wheel it out to the waiting van to go get the dish fixed?
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Fri March 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matt Barnes of the Golden State Warriors wants to kill his former team the Kings, take over the throne as well
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
R3dsk1ns propose rule change to opt out of Color Rush uniforms. Their stated reason? "Garish uniforms"
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Wed March 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr will take a pay cut....if it meant less games in the season
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. is tapped as the new Doctor
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Labrador retrievers are again #1 in America's most popular dog breeds, narrowly beating out German shepherds, golden retrievers and meth labs
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar bowels
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
What were the best toys to a child of the '80s? Those L'eggs pantyhose containers
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may as well call him President Midas, because everything he touches turns to Goldman
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Why not a hundred foot high wall made from gold and diamonds that can't be seen by those who are unfit for their positions, stupid, or incompetent?
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Tue March 14, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Meet "Future Income Payments": We've got the gold, so sell us your soul
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Thu March 09, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
One Fish, Two Fish, Gold Fish, Carrots
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$25,000 taco? Is it made with unicorn meat or just a victim of the US-Mexico trade war?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After losing the first match 0-4, Barcelona beats PSG 6-1 to move on in Champions League. Golden State Warriors and Atlanta Falcons seen hugging PSG players, knowing that feel, bro
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Wonder how Jeff Goldblum looks in Thor: Ragnarok? Entertainment Weekly, uh, finds a way
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gold Star father Khizr Khan: "Guys, I have been persecuted by having my ability to travel put under review by these fascists." People: "Wow, that sounds terrible. Details?" Khan: *waves pocket Constitution, throws smokebomb*
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Official attempts to prevent British runner from taking traditional victory lap after win, forgets that runners are fast
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Sat March 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe after all this, Caterpillar may not be crawling around soon
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is the coolest Viking funeral that you will see for two goldfish all day long
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Fri March 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Venezuela now downgraded from broke to "Has anyone got cash?"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Golden Knights officially join the NHL. Injuries from not paying off gambling debts to be replaced by injuries from high sticking
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is now worth its weight in gold
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Thu March 02, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Old piece of mold goes for $14,600. Looks like my refrigerator just became a goldmine
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Even though the movie Logan hasn't premiered in the United States yet, director James Mangold says he is already "working on" a black-and-white version of the movie
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Apparently, getting caught embezzling $63,000 provokes the same reaction as losing the gold medal in the vault
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
There's gold in them thar hills. And after this year's historic rains, it's pretty easy to find
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Q: What happens when Steph Curry goes a career worst 0-for-11 in 3-point shots? A: Golden State only wins by 11 points
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, Sarah Connor can forget about hiding underwater now
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Mon February 27, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will Seth Rollins say about his knee injury? Will Kevin Owens confront Goldberg? Will Roman Reigns fight Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson for the third week in a row? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what was the motive for Mama June to lose so much weight? How about get revenge on Sugar Bear? Well eating a lot of Golden Crisp cereal will make you big
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(Black Sports Online)
 
 
 
Who is Jason Simpson and was he the real killer of Nichole Brown and Ronald Goldman? Inquiring minds want to know
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors just became the fastest team in NBA history to clinch a playoff berth ... topping their own record by two days
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Get Out takes in 30 million at the box office. Serio-comedy about living in a "post racial" society seems to be striking a chord. Jordan Peele would like to thank Trump, whose administration is box-office gold for my movie
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Sat February 25, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Poky Little Puppy and the Little Golden Books line turn 75. What is your favorite title?
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(NBA)
 
 
 
It's not news when the Golden State Warriors score 40 points in a quarter. It's not even news when they put up 45 points in a quarter. But, it's seriously off the charts when they put up 50
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
President Trump and his cabinet are a bunch of criminal mercenaries. They include a master of disguise, a persuasive con man, a madman, and a gold-chain bedecked thug. And this is according to the comedic sidekick Mike Pence
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Pitying fools and showing off dance moves
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In keeping with the tradition of weirdly named celebrity children Nick Cannon names his new son Golden "Sagon" Cannon
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Wed February 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to change the fabric of the US, likely to something gold, tasseled, and horrid looking
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Polygon)
 
 
 
How Blizzard launched the Gold Rush of 2017
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reality: Trump's time as POTUS has been extremely rocky. Trumpers: Fark you reality. The national debt is gone, Americans now shiat gold bars, and no POTUS has ever had a higher approval rating
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone outraged Russia may send traitor Ed Snowden back to the US for imprisonment, execution
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Thu February 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin eyes possible merger of CIA, FBI, NSA, folding them into the KGB. Goldman Sachs eyed as possible lead underwriter of the merger. NSC CEO Steve Bannon unavailable for comment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The only solution to a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a golden eagle
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Doctors say man's attempt at smuggling gold bars almost rectum
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Value of gold tarnishes after Yellen teases a rate hike
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Tue February 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to own a piece of Eric Lindros? Here is your golden opportunity
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Want to see what happens to the Golden State Warriors when Steph Curry shoots a dismal 4 out of 18 from the field and only 1 out of 11 from the three point line? It's not pretty
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the Grammy Award for Best Street Performer goes to CeeLo Green... err Gold. I saw his act on Jackson Square in NOLA and it was creepy then too
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Cross-country skiiers found to be the fittest of all athletes, which is why cross-country skiing packs millions of cross-country ski fans into skiing stadiums every weekend to watch cross-country skiiers completing for trucks full of gold
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Thu February 09, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago the NHL doubled in size. Happy birthday, LA Kings, Minnesota North Stars (now Dallas Stars), Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins and St. Louis Blues; San Jose Sharks fans, pour one out for the California Golden Seals
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Another part of cheap Las Vegas dies: Du-Par's restaurant at the Golden Gate in Downtown Vegas closes its doors abruptly. Bleary-eyed subby stumbles to hotel room hungry after an all-nighter in the casinos
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Wed February 08, 2017
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Over past 15 years, Goldman Sachs replaced 600 lunchbucket stock traders with computer algorithms. "The pay of the average managing director at Goldman will probably get even bigger, as there are fewer lower-level people to share the profits with"
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a pal and a confidant down the road to the new Golden Girls themed cafe
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Goldie Hawn and Amy Schumer are 'Snatched', which unfortunately is not a sequel to 'Snatch'
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Mon February 06, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg accept Brock Lesnar's challenge for a match at Wrestlemania? Will Seth Rollins need to get his knee redesigned and rebuilt? Will Roman Reigns get booed more than Roger Goodell did last night? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here are the funniest tweets about the Atlanta Falcons losing the Super Bowl, where they have something in common with the Golden State Warriors
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Charlotte5)
 
 
 
Charlotte's Phat Burrito closes forever-are developers or hipsters to blame? "South End is a place where young people sleep and drink beer, and that's about it, The property market killed the goose that laid the golden egg, but still worships it"
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Thu February 02, 2017
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Judge Doody drops the puck on gold digger that smuggled precious metals in his Canadian starfish
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget about stocks. Forget about gold. Financial experts say the potential profit from rare coins is no chump change
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lego brick made of 14 carat solid gold sells for £12,000, still hurts like a mofo when you step on it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medals for 2020 Olympic games will be created in part by the people of Japan. Will also have WiFi, Bluetooth, and 5G capabilities
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Tue January 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dodd-Frank is now in the sights of the Golden Cheeto. Between his Goldman Sachs cabinet and this, seems when he was on the campaign trail saying Wall Street would hate him he meant they'd hate all the bigly winning
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Undertaker and Goldberg showed up at the Royal Rumble to prove it's still real to them
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a look into the super-secure Royal Mint coinage plant in Wales where the UK's new ass pound coin is being manufactured, along with existing ass pence, ass shillings and ass farthings
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
When the NBA All-Star Game takes place on Feb. 19 we may witness an all-time first as 4 Golden State Warriors may be playing all at the same time vs. the East
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
16-year-old girl wins X-Games snowboarding gold with historic "double cork" maneuver. BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump voters: Hillary's in jail, we're getting a multi-trillion dollar wall that shiats gold, and 0bama is back in Kenya. No POTUS has ever had a better week than Trump's first week. Next target: Presidential term limits
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once wrote an entire novel using only words that rhyme with 'orange.' He writes haiku . . . in iambic pentameter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writers' thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt forced to give up an Olympic gold medal because his idiot teammate couldn't lay off the methylhexaneamine
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Tue January 24, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Turnabout is fair play as Dion Waiters knocks down a three with 0.6 seconds left as Miami (14-30) stuns Golden State (38-6) and ends their seven game winning streak
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Natty hatty for Marleau wasn't enough, as he completes the Golden Sombrero all in the 3rd period
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Swallowing a live goldfish and posting it to Facebook? Yeah, that's jail time
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar have a confrontation? Will there be more Bayley poetry? What will Alicia Fox do to Cedric Alexander? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Fri January 20, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will there be Golden Showers? Will riot police use rubber bullets or real ones? Will Barron Trump pick his nose again? Find out during the Inaugural Parade at 3:00 PM Eastern
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Once again the old Wall Street axiom is proving true - "As gold starts to shine, stocks start to dull"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
At last count, the number of Goldman Sachs executives in Trump's administration is up to six, or a Goldman Shower if you will
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This fragile, near-sighted annoyance with a gold head and tiny genitals was named after... go on, guess
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seven wonders of Instagram have now been calculated according to hashtags, and the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and the Golden Gate Bridge are the most photographed things in the world
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James does not consider the Golden State Warriors a rival of the Cleveland Cavaliers, but thinks they are a mighty fine team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden shower
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On the slim chance that you are a license plate collector, for the first time since the late 1920s there won't be a Donald Trump inaugural license plate produced
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Sat January 14, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
After 23 years, 11 Olympic and world Championship gold medals, 65 games in European men's Pro Hockey, an average of almost 1.5 points per career game, and 2 Olympic Tourney MVPs, Hayley Wickenheiser is calling it a career
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
U.S. Mint unveils $100 gold coin featuring Liberty as a black woman to "reflect the cultural and ethnic diversity of the United States"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Golden retriever saves owner from freezing to death after he slipped and broke his neck on New Year's Eve. Your dog gets a lifetime of steak
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Penthouse offers $1 million reward for video of former Playboy and GQ cover model receiving a golden shower
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today it's kale, coconuts and avocados that will KILL YOU. Water still unsafe
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sink maker: "I gave Donald Trump a golden shower." With video and thank-you note
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After the "golden shower gate" report leaks Trump takes to Twitter to angrily ask "Are we living in Nazi Germany?" Which is ridiculous - Hitler was a coprophiliac
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You're in for a ride today as 4Chan says it made up the Golden Showers Trump report
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers the trailer for "Hidden Fences," which features Denzel Washington telling a fence that fences don't go into space. "This is the movie white people were talking about at the Golden Globes"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man finds way to combine the three great loves of his life: vodak, cocaine and goldfish
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Mon January 09, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stranger Things skit at the Golden Globes brings Barb back
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like one of their meals the next day, McDonald's is blasting out of China
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Sophie Turner was an awesome TV big sister on the red carpet at the Golden Globes. Will enact her sudden but inevitable betrayal on the SAG Awards red carpet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forget the Golden Globes, the SAG Awards, the WGA Awards, the Oscars, et al. Let's talk about what really matters, "Batman v. Superman" is leading the Razzies shortlist
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'La La Land' tops most diverse group of Golden Globe Award winners... maybe ever
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Deadpool and Spider-Man kissed at the Golden Globes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara praises the anal tradition of the Golden Globes
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Will Deadpool be acknowledged as Best Picture? Will Veep nab the Best Sitcom award? Will Anthony Anderson get acknowledged for his genius? Will Jimmy Fallon be awkwardly unfunny? It's your Golden Globes Discussion Thread, 8pm ET ON NBC
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For the first time, the greatest NBC sitcom of the '80s is coming to a streaming service; that's right, Hulu has landed the rights to The Golden Girls
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(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA to stream its first regular season game live on Facebook when the Golden State Warriors visit the Sacramento Kings. Difficulty: Only available to fans in INDIA
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Sat January 07, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Inventory of Prince's $300 million estate includes cash, gold bars, Diamonds and Pearls
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One percent problems: £7 million worth of your gold is stolen, and it takes you two years to realise
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In 2022 a new star will appear in the night sky. Sales of gold, frankincense and myrrh set to increase
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(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Conditions on newly discovered 'Goldilocks' planet: This is fine
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Team USA overcomes two 2-goal deficits against Canada to win gold at the World Hockey Juniors
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Industry desperately seeking new resources in Alaska after hitting peak output of: A: Oil. B: Gold, or C: Reality TV
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Mon January 02, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Goldberg have a jackhammer for someone? Will Sami Zayn survive Braun Strowman in a Last Man Standing match? Will Stephanie McMahon mock Ronda Rousey? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:50 PM
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Sat December 31, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chefs, nutritionists say gold leaf topping is tasteless on $2,000 pizza
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Mike Goldberg leaving UFC play by play after tonight's PPV. And will be replaced with UFC fans clicking mute if this is true
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
World's smallest snowman carved using a scanning electron microscope, just under 3 micrometers in height. Still way too big to play the Tiniest Violin™
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Thu December 29, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You might think it's a good idea to set up a refinery in your apartment to extract gold from old cellphone and computer circuit boards, but that's because you're an idiot
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher really wanted people to know how much she hated that farking gold bikini. She was also an extraordinary woman
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Trump Towers evacuated after a suspicious package was discovered. Turns out a bag of toys that are not gold plated is considered suspicious in Trump's world
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Canada's border guards could throw a weird and elaborate party with all they confiscated at the border in 2016. Booze, shatter, bacon, guns, porn, a horse, a small plane, and $100,000 of gold jewelry were some of the items people tried to smuggle"
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Get ready to see the Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA finals for a 3rd consecutive year ... and a 4th ... and a 5th
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Golden State and Cleveland played the game of the year on Christmas Day. And the numbers prove it
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