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68 headlines found matching 'gold'
Sun February 01, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The average city's sewage-treatment plant has enough gold and silver in it to make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Bring a snorkel
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(11)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(News Daily)
 
 
 
Bandits steal several gold nuggets during armed heist of Wells Fargo. This is not a repeat from 1852
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(39)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
550 diamonds, 10 feet of gold wire and it still won't play Stairway To Heaven by itself
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(63)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Golden State set to be the goat of the NBA
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(17)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gold-plated switchblade wielding, ex-Florida alternative newsweekly journalist Marilyn Manson makes you want to have a beer with him: "Not cyber bullying--I got it kicked the old-fashioned way, in person"
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(27)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School sends note to parents attempting to shame them with request for signature. The parent's response is golden, and then it gets better
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(181)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman-Sachs has been throwing down a lot of money lately on investments that would seem to violate the "Volcker Rule," a key Dodd-Frank reform. It's almost as if they know something already about the fate of that rule in the new Congress
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(28)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait attempts to top the heartwarming, feel-good movie: 'World's Greatest Dad'
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(31)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Marshawn Lynch threatened with fines if he wore non-standard footwear because the NFL is evidently serious about rules
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(138)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Germany resumes gold repatriation. Bankers reportedly confused as to why the bars are all marked with eagles clutching windmills
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(41)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
More Australian NOPE bought to you by Queensland's Gold Coast
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(39)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Apple to start manufacturing its own CPUs, probably out of solid gold and diamonds to justify the price of a Macbook
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(47)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks that Fark earned a gold medal with this headline: One if by land. Two if by sea. Five if chosen by the USOC"
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(3)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Social media ratings--apparently this is now a thing--are in for the weekend, and the Golden Globes almost beat out NFL football for most mentions on Twitter and Facebook
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(15)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Birdman swoop in and sweep the show? Will Fargo win? Will Tina Fey and Amy Poehler make some Cosby cracks? How did Modern Family not get nominated? Find out tonight at 8PM ET. It's your Official Golden Globes Discussion Thread
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(441)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Golden Gate is shutting down, shutting down, shutting down
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(44)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
"Here are eight award-winning appetizers for your Golden Globes Party." My what?
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(13)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to everyone's favourite Olympic gold medallist, hacker, and Nobel Peace prize winner, Kim Jong-un
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(35)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Gamers, enjoy these golden years of video games, for it's all downhill from here. Psssst... not really
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(164)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Farker mr_larry trades $150 worth of gold for a $27 bottle of champagne. All is good in the world
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(84)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs: We think our competitors should have to break up, so they cannot rival us
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(13)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's Canada vs Russia for Gold and the World Jrs and Sweden vs Slovakia for Bronze. Will Canada end its medal drought, will Slovakia win a medal? The whole thing starts at 4pm est. (Subby will be at the games, I'll be the one in the Canada sweater)
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(104)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman makes New Year's resolution to laugh and have an orgasm every day. Subby would have tried this, but there are only enough episodes of The Golden Girls to make it through half a year
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(43)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Would you spend $500 for surgery to save your pet goldfish?
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(32)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Minimum wage to rise in 21 states this week, leaving job creators so poor they can only afford gold plated swimming pools
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(74)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Duude--**pfft**--if you watch The Wizard of Oz and listen to Dark Side of the Moon, they totally match up. **pfft** It's also all about how farmers in Kansas wanted Washington to keep the dollar on the gold standard back in the 1930s **pfft**
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(48)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kiss have announced plans to perform their 1975 gold-selling album 'Alive' in full next year, and you only have to spend a week on a boat with these guys to hear it
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(45)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ever dream of pulling off a bank heist where you and your crew swap gold-painted bricks of lead for the real thing? These guys in Ukraine are living that dream
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(28)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
And today's weird Salvation Army kettle donation? A gold tooth
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(14)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Gold disc found on Mars by Rover lander. Scientists aren't sure what it is but it's been pretty well established in the crank community that it's a miniature spacecraft flown by tiny aliens (pic)
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You can now buy a £350,000, 18-carat white gold belt buckle that doesn't even come with a belt. Well, not you, specifically. More like rich dumb people
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(21)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors win their 15th straight game, still on pace for an 80-2 season
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(13)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Sad: wild African dog pups abandoned by mother at OKC Zoo. Good: adopted by surrogate golden retriever. With dawwww pics of the "wild" pups
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(45)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'Birdman' tops Golden Globes. EVERYONE GET IN HERE
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(95)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Whoopi Goldberg farts on The View, echoing sentiments of viewers since Barbara Walters left
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(14)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Whiskey lovers are discovering the emerging world of Tasmania's liquid gold. It'll spin you around like a whirlwind, but it's a devil of hangover
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy 50th Anniversary to Rankin-Bass's animated version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer." Not Silver, but Golden
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's a list of top 10 lists that won't make a goldarn lick of sense unless you're English
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(6)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How the NSA's AURORAGOLD program gets inside every cellphone network in the world, and why it's way scarier than you think: "Once NSA introduces a weakness, a vulnerability, it's not only the NSA that can exploit it"
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(10)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs knew about the Fed's 2012 "QE3" ahead of time because a "Mole" at the Fed, and its investigation has never been reported to Congress nor made public. You keep using that word "Mole." I do not think it means, what you think it means
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(37)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking would like to play a Bond villain, or at least get painted gold and wear a sexy bikini
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(42)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Ready, set... GO. Spaghetti-eating competition between a Golden Retriever and a German Shepherd. Nom Nom Nom
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(24)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Disney is building a community with an airtight HOA and creepy golden statue gardens
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(66)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The age of the big supermarket, like that of the battleship, may limp on, but the glory days are over. One in five supermarkets needs to close, Goldman Sachs said this week, especially the gigantic ones"
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(60)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former Commissioner of the Mississippi Department of Corrections expressed his sorrow for taking over $1M in bribes from a private prison lobbyist. Just kidding, he showed up to court in a gold Rolex
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(51)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Golden Slumbers
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(19)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Creators of comic book movies have adopted San Francisco and Golden Gate Bridge as their setting of choice, particularly for beautiful set pieces with lots of fighting and asplosions
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(30)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Much like FDR banned Americans from owning gold as he devalued the US Dollar by 75%, Russia's Vladimir Putin may ban Russians from cashing out of Rubles into Western currencies
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(18)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Expert: Gold prices have formed the "dreaded vomiting camel" pattern
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch the amazing plays of the 2014 NL Gold Glove winners
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(15)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch the even better plays of the 2014 AL Gold Glove winners
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(36)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Can you pass the background test to own -- I mean, live with -- a golden retriever?
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(138)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In Hollywood, 60 is now the new 20. Raise a glass to Jaclyn Smith, Jessica Lange, Goldie Hawn
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(50)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Warriors co-owner mistakenly writes he's learning to speak "hoodish." No word on whether he has learned how to enjoy gold spray paint
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(38)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
FX traders fret over upcoming referendum forcing the SNB to hold 20% of its assets in gold, repatriate all holdings outside Switzerland. Stay tuned for the 'followup' when it, like Germany, mysteriously can't have its gold back from the Fed
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(26)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man huffing gold paint somehow survives being hit by a train. Go Warriors
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(98)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A man who once tried to corner the world silver market succumbs in his golden years: Nelson Bunker Hunt, Oil Tycoon, dead at 88
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(34)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
A pregnant Blake Lively drops the jaws at the Golden Heart Awards
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(48)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans remake The Empire Strikes Back on a budget so low, C3PO is played by a guy in his underwear who was spray-painted gold
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(67)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Using gold in food to produce ridiculous 'most expensive dinner in the world' signature dishes slammed as "pointless and outdated" by people who say metal adds nothing to a meal's taste. Goldschläger would like a word
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(62)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
You've won a Nobel Prize and just gotten a half-pound of gold in the form of a medal. What's it like to take it through TSA screening?
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(79)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Google's Eric Schmidt on the six golden rules of email. Don't accidentally send pictures of your wang to 'All' strangely not among them
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(26)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Author offers $500,000 in solid gold to anyone who can solve the puzzle in his new fantasy book. Now where did I put that decoder ring?
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(81)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
What's more asinine - the fact that a company makes a $12,500 24-carat gold play slde, or the fact that someone in Dubai custom ordered one embellished with rubies?
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(65)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum: ID4 sequel will, uh, find a way
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(149)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
The world's most expensive burger: Canadian lobster, Kobe beef and black truffle brie in a gold leaf coated brioche bun. Also, coincidentally, the world's most disgusting burger
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(67)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ebola could pose a threat to both gold and cocoa in the commodities markets, so the wise investor is stocking up on krugerrands and cocoa puffs
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(10)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bucks and Terps, Vols - Gators in the Orange (sherbet) Bowl, The Cardinal at The Gold D'ohme, Dawgs & Dores, WDE-LSU, WisCONsin - NurthWASSturn, Nebraska-MSU in the Clash of the Creepy Dude Mascots & more. Fall, you say? CFB is finally heating up
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