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126 headlines found matching 'god'
Mon July 27, 2015
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson admits he's puzzled as to why God failed to smite the US Supreme Court after they handed down their decision in Roe v. Wade. Maybe God was worried people would see it as a disapproval of US v. FL East Coast Railway instead
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Sat July 25, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Apparently an underwater volcano named "Kick 'Em Jenny" is threatening to erupt. Not to be confused with Mount "That's Enough Jenny," "OK They've Stopped Moving Jenny" Trench, and the "My God Jenny What Have You Done??" River
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(58)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
God told Scott Walker He wants him to run for president. Also, He also told John Kasich, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson, Mike Huckabee and Rick Perry the same thing
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(169)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The man behind Trump's run" Satan? Jesus? The God of Tits, Wine and Lols?
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(30)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What could be the oldest copy of the Koran has been found in Birmingham. Scholars say "thank God it wasn't in Liverpool"
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(50)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(camp guy)
 
 
 
Christian youth camp softball game interrupted by naked woman on LSD fleeing car crash. Thank you God
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(90)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish restaurant that claims to have invented deep-fried Mars bars told to take down banner bragging about it: "When I read the letter I was like, 'Oh my God, are you joking me?'"
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(32)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
You have been sentenced to one hour in the bear cube. God have mercy on your soul
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(18)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(The Nation)
 
 
 
God knows why, but if you ever find yourself in Flint, Michigan, whatever you do DON'T DRINK THE WATER
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(82)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
For the last time: A) If you're going out to commit a crime, and B) you might reasonably expect a pursuit because your vehicle is the goddamn getaway car, C) put some gas in it first
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(9)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
This Mormon temple is the first temple in Indiana of its type, worshipers heard saying "Hoosier God now?"
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(93)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
I'm getting old, and I'm really not sure what a Based God is, but one just endorsed Bernie Sanders for president
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Things you will say to your kids a million goddamn times. I swear, don't make me come up there
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(29)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Obama goes full troll, compares himself to Real Reagan, not GOP Demi-God Reagan
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pastor's daughter uses giant swing to get closer to God
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(139)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Scott Walker says his Presidential run is "God's Plan", misses the important detail that God said nothing about winning
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Fri July 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Omar Sharif is the latest to be outlived by Abe Vigoda
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(39)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Pope Francis changes clothes in a Burger King. Where is your God now?
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(80)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Good God Almighty, there is a squirrel virus that jumps to human beings. Three squirrel researchers are dead
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(58)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man filming himself with a selfie stick as he walks through crowds at Pope's massive outdoor mass in Ecuador catches the moment a pickpocket steals his phone. God works in mysterious ways
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I was met by fires in the streets, the screams of the dying tourists and the shouts of former traders offering sacrifices to their new gods
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Wed July 08, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CA Councilman is REALLY mad that Gays have taken the wholesome symbol of God's promise not to get so homicidally mad at us the next time we farked up, and PERVERTED it into a symbol of love and acceptance
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Tue July 07, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
To put things in human-understandable terms, a road trip from Earth to Pluto at 65 MPH would only take you eleven Abe Vigoda lifespans to arrive there, not counting bathroom breaks and dealing with those damn kids in the back seat
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(51)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson says God spoke to him after the Super Bowl and told him to stop touching himself
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(108)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh come on, bankers aren't all that ba... Oh MY GOD, what the hell were you thinking
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(69)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're a preacher, it's always a little embarrassing when you're trying to give a sermon and your adult nephew interrupts you by running down the aisle screaming that he's God
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(56)
 
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
The 'Godfather of BMX' found dead in homeless camp according to a spokes person
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(52)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Playbill)
 
 
 
The electrical outlets on the sets of Broadway shows are often non-functional, so please don't disrupt a show in order to charge your cell phone
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(64)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ten tips from the survivor's guide to running with the bulls in Pamplona leaves out rule #11: don't run with the goddamn bulls
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(37)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
God, no
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
This one anti-gay radio lady is pretty sure that gay rainbow White House display made God mad enough to send starving Muslims to do 9/11 to America again
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(96)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The reason Chris Christie will never be nominated as the Republican candidate for president is ...god forbid, he was caught palling around with President Obama in 2012 during Hurricane Sandy
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(67)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Fire at black church possibly act of God
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(95)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Lawyer for the Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice is having an all-out meltdown over the gay marriage ruling: "Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The next film calling itself Star Trek that is anything but will be entitled "Beyond." So this is the movie they meet Sybok and the being calling himself God that really needs a starship, then
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(112)
 


Mon June 29, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Katy Perry now in legal battle with nuns. God appreciative of nuns' service, but torn because he also likes titty sprinkles
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(82)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Ben Carson just wants to go to the movies, but unfortunately God is forcing him to run for president
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Solar plane makes second Pacific bid, is past the point of no return in its five-day journey from Japan to Hawaii. Godspeed and good luck
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come for the Confederate flag parade. Stay for the wreck. And remember "God don't like ugly" (some not safe for work language)
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Sun June 28, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Egypt sees a sandstorm and an earthquake in the same day. It looks like the Old Testament God is in a grumpy mood again
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman will write "multiple episodes" of American Gods for Starz. Assuming it gets off the ground. To cautious optimism
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson explains why she is wearing a wig for the X-Files: "My hair started falling out last year. So yeah, unfortunately, it is a wig. Oh my God, it's like wearing a vise on your head"
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(44)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto sign new contracts that will propel the lensflare-filled Star Trek reboots into time traveling whale territory, which means next they'll go looking for God and after that fight the villain from the Dragnet movie
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Fri June 26, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish theme park rejects racism charge, as once again the political correctness Nazis target an innocent. . . *looks at pic* holy god, what's wrong with these people?
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(233)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Oh my God, double rainbow appears over the White House after SCOTUS gay marriage decision. What does it mean?
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"You shouldn't put messages of hate on billboards. Remember, God is Love." "Well, then He can rent his own damn billboard if he wants to." GOD: "Okay, then"
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(74)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Teen killed by fallen tree while on church camping trip, atheists heard yelling "Where is your God now?"
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(111)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Angry Swiss man complains about neighbors' noisy sex life: 'It's no fun when you have to explain to your elderly relatives that "Oh God, I'm coming" has nothing to do with religion or suicide,' he writes in anonymous letter
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(66)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Interfaith group attempts to thwart God's plan for California
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(51)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
One Million Moms outrage du jour? LESBIAN YOGURT
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(156)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Good news, Neil Gaiman's American Gods TV series has been greenlit. Bad news, you'll have to subscribe to "Starz". Yes, with a "z"
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(53)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In yet another attempt to distance herself from her father's legacy, Billy Graham's daughter says terrorist attacks and natural disasters are just God's way of demonstrating his love for America
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Thanks to a new law, you could get a goddamn $250 ticket if you farking swear in Arlington, Virginia
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Fri June 12, 2015
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
To counterweight all that nature and science stuff, National Geographic Channel to air "The Story of God" series, produced and narrated by God. Well, not exactly. Titty sprinkles
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(19)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
If you're going to make a big deal of signing a key player from your main rivals and parade him in front of the press, for God's sake spell your own team's name correctly on the club scarf
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(7)
 


Thu June 11, 2015
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Do you get emotional during your period, ladies? That is just your "God-given sadness" at the loss of potential life
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
New 3D printers allow you to design and make your own outfits at home. Helloooo crotchless Godzilla wingsuit
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(14)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
The Vietnam Memorial is a black slab of shame built by godless communists who want to portray war as something bad rather than the actualization of the almighty Lord's plan to bring capitalism to the savages
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Wed June 10, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Arizona pastor prays for God to rip out Caitlyn Jenner's heart: "I hate him with a perfect hatred." Just like Jesus said
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(225)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oh My God, you cloned Kenny
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(23)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
And on the sixth day, God created dinosaurs. Don't believe me? Go ahead and ask Google for yourself
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tim Robbins would like to remind everybody that for God's sake it's just a movie and he's not a prison escape expert
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(62)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
GMO foods "an abomination unto God"
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(45)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
His Royal Highness The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Son of God, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter... wait, what?
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(22)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Rugby war goddess shows how to play the game right
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(39)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mt. Shasta is the modern Mount Olympus; a spiritual peak that brings those looking for the essence of the gods and lost soft drinks of legend like Sangria and Tiki Orange Mango
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(53)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Arkansas lawmaker has Facebook freakout over Sunday pride parade: It "intimidates people who believe God"
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(161)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas Congressman declares on house floor that God must understand Spanish because he named his only son Jesus
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GoDaddy may be using "fat, neckbearded, trilby-wearing Christian" as criteria for denying job applicants an interview. In other news, GoDaddy just got a lot cooler
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(260)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
A music group has made a music video using only GTA V and Subby is pretty sure GOD MODE must have been used to keep this from being the most frustrating process of all time
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
God rolls 1D20, smites Texas teen for... wanting a snack from the fridge
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(76)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christian minister writes Op-Ed on subject of Caitlyn Jenner. It's what you would expect from a Christian minister
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(106)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Godzilla given official citizenship by Japan - shame he's still not allowed into the US after that unsavory incident in 1998
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(89)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's transition into Caitlyn Jenner is a sin against God on par with molesting children according to -- well, THIS is awkward -- the pastor who runs the church that the Duggar family attends
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(324)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Julie Harris, who was a Oscar-winning costume designer of the swinging 1960s London, will now design shagadelic clothes for God
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(10)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
NewsFlash
 
Either Godzilla's waking up, or there were just a bunch of earthquakes off the Oregon Coast. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(136)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One Million Moms gets thousands of signatures protesting Fox's Lucifer because it portrays him as the good guy, and not as how he appears in the Bible. You know, where he does nothing but watch God be a dick to Job and his family to win a bet
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(216)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Famous Japanese civil engineer was blocked from working in Japan by Shinto superstition, made part of national labor law, that "if a woman entered a tunnel under construction, she would anger the jealous mountain goddess and cause worker accidents"
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(23)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Oh, God, Ed Sheeran is talking about his sex life
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(11)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen recalls the day that he discovered guitar amp capacitors hold voltage: "I'm poking around, and all of a sudden I touch this huge blue thing. My God - it was like being punched in the chest by Mike Tyson"
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(110)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey... for once, we're the good guys. This feels weird: "FIFA is a 'global behemoth'", but the US is an even more powerful adversary. "FIFA has met its match ... in the United States of America." "God Bless America"
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Thu May 28, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
God is alive and well and living in Brooklyn...and he is pissed. So he sued them, of course
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(27)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet John Romero, the godfather of the first-person shooter video game. A first-person shooter is a game where the player experiences the action through the eyes of the protagonist. A protagonist is the key figure in a story
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Marine court-martialed for defending God... and disobeying a series of lawful orders
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(294)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Scary: Evil scientists playing god develop Frankenmosquitos. Cool: which have drastically reduced birthrates, limiting mosquito carried diseases such as malaria and yellow fever
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(40)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's almost as if those climatologists predicting stronger storms and unusual weather patterns as a result of global warming may have been on to something. Either that, or God really, really hates Texas
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(338)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Humans will become God-like cyborgs within 200 years"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How China is combating the greatest threat to their freedom that isn't Godzilla: road rage
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(80)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama's brilliant Chief Justice explains the "pursuit of happiness" means if you don't follow God's law, you'll never be happy
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(146)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There ain't nothing that makes a politician's teeth itch like money just sitting there doing nothing. Or, God forbid, helping people
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(13)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Let's look in and see how many people have lost their job over the VA scandal. "One firing? That's all we got, one goddamn firing?" "You can't say goddamn on the air." "Don't worry, no one is listening anyway"
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(78)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Whoa. Quadruple quasar. What does it all mean? Thank you. Wow. It's so...full on. Quadruple quasar. Oh my God. Incredible. Quadruple quasar. I can't believe it. Just, just like, wow. Quadruple quasar? It takes up the whole sky
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(25)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
"Following the glorious resurrection of the Nintendo World Championships, we thought it would be a good time to reminisce over the events of 25 years ago, when the original competition took place. My god, the HAIR and the CLOTHES"
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(51)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Seahawks DB Will Blackmon's Tweet: "For Goddell so loved the NFL he gave his one and only son... Roger 3:16"
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(55)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas House committee OK's full marijuana legalization bill because "marijuana comes from God and therefore shouldn't be banned by government"
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(74)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Slowly Boiled Frog)
 
 
 
After potentially becoming irrelevant at home, National Organization for Marriage sets its sights on another godless nation across the sea. Which African nation, you say? Oh, Ireland, of course
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(61)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man hoping to become the world's first vegan to scale Mt. Everest arrived twice at the mountain only to be turned away both times because of devastating acts of God. Which gives some insight into what God thinks about vegans
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(53)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
End Times broadcaster: God will send a 'fireball from space' to destroy Earth if gay marriage is legalized. Quick, someone call Bruce Willis and tell him this time it's for real
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(160)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
He's the goddamn Baltimore Batman
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(27)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
GoDaddy figures out that sponsoring a race car that never wins is not a good marketing strategy
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Antarctica's Blood Falls explained" BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. SNOW FOR THE SNOW THRONE
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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(105)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
God bless NASCAR infields: Man arrested after trying to ride his bicycle onto Richmond International Raceway
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(8)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Oh God. Oh God. Oh GAWD. No, seriously, oh god. Oh God (not safe for work)
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Sun April 26, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(12)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal may have helped break up the marriage of big business and social conservatism, which is fine, because God Himself condemned that sort of marriage in the Old Testament
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(63)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
As we send more and more teams golfing, on this fine Day of Rest the Hockey Gods provide us with just 2 elimination games: At 3:00PM ET, the Wild can send the Blues packing then at 6:00PM ET Montréal will try for a third time to toss the Sens. GO HOCKEY
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Sat April 25, 2015
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Woman finds 3.69 carat diamond after asking god to lead her to it and save her son Coyotito
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(26)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Film critic Richard Corliss will review his next film next to God
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(4)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Prosperity Gospel " preacher, Rev. Creflo Dollar (yes, really) explains why God needs a spaceship: "I'm gonna have to believe God for a billion dollar space shuttle. Cause we got to preach the Gospel on Mars"
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Medium)
 
 
 
I was an "at-risk" tween rock guitarist, so my parents sent me to a halfway house to play Dylan songs for God. Here's how it went
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(2)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Note to police unions: If you kill a black man in a suspicious way, causing mass protests over your conduct, for the love of god, don't call the protests a "lynch mob"
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Wed April 22, 2015
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Drunken pickup driver suddenly finds God
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(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Radioactive drone found on the roof of Japan's Prime Minister's home. Mothra, Godzilla, and Biollante sent to investigate
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Tue April 21, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
NBA and NHL playoffs continue tonight as both leagues feature key matchups in th--(thunderous stamping sound) NFL 2015 SCHEDULE RELEASES AT 8PM EASTERN (insert Godzilla shriek here)
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Sun April 19, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
BMW recalling 92,000 Mini-Coopers after people start realizing how goddamned ridiculous they look driving the things
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"For God's sake get a grip, it's only a movie"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Beautiful snowflakes complain about the 'presentation' of their school lunch, with a--*looks at pic* Holy God, who's the cook over there, Mussolini?
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Fremont News Messenger)
 
 
 
Give a mouse a cookie and he'll want a glass of milk. Try to set a mouse on fire and you burn your whole goddamn garage down
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(26)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
The ice is thinning on the lakes as spring approaches. Please remove your fishing shanties and for God's sakes, stop landing planes on them
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge manatee. OH. MY. GOD
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(27)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
And God said "Gas is too cheap"
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(27)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Godzilla is Japan's newest employee, as the giant lizard has been appointed Tokyo resident and tourism ambassador
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(15)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Put the ladder down Jackie Chan. Put the Bowl down Jackie Chan. Put the motorcycle down Jackie Chan. Stop riding dolphins while shooting people Jackie Chan. God, can you just sit still for one movie?
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And on the right, children, you see the hippos, which are native to Africa and actually have a common ancestor in whales. And on the left, you'll see local favorite Melvin the Giraffe, who OH MY GOD LOOK AWAY
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Mon March 30, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently God is as effective as a co-pilot as Andreas Lubitz
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