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229 headlines found matching 'god'
Fri July 21, 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alt-right says John McCain's cancer is "godly justice" for consorting with the Devilcrats for 30 years
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(Metro)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I did not think humpback whales could fly
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(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
If you were 100% certain that an acquaintance was a demon, how would you handle the situation? Kill 'em with an axe, or what?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Why on God's green earth did he do the New York Times interview today?" wonders a baffled Anderson Cooper over Trump's bonehead decision
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Trump Prophecies - basically, it's a gospel for stupid angry greedy people who want to blame all their problems on Obama. So ya know. there's that. which is nice
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Michael Snyder calls himself a "true believer" as he runs for an Idaho congressional seat. His beliefs include vaccinations are evil and fluoride is a secret mind control experiment. No word if he thinks it's a Soviet plot too
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Wed July 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
BAH GOD KING That copter just landed in the ocean and climbing out is ... MY GOD, IT'S SHANE MCMAHON
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Mon July 17, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"As God is my witness, I thought cars could fly"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Rabbinical students on summer visit to Montana dress like Native Americans, speak in fractured Yiddish
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton posed between the statues of George HW Bush and George W Bush and the internet is losing its goddamned mind
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The speech Jeff Sessions gave to the anti-LGBT Christian group has been printed in full
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Thu July 13, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just in case you think you're brave by being an atheist in the West
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Wed July 12, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
"But Mom said it was okay"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Dear conservatives, no need to shoot up any pizzerias. Trump has already arrested thousands of elite pedophiles, stand down warriors for children, stand down
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God only listens to the righteous. so that explains why God abandoned Trump, in case anyone was still confused about that fact
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
A dingo's got my Swiss backpacker
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did cancer exist before 1973?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump gives a speech which the neo-Nazi "Daily Stormer" summarized as "Trump used his speech in Poland to declare the global supremacy of the white race." Asinine: They are not wrong, it might as well been cribbed from David Duke
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Sat July 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
3D printer accidentally prints out 3D fly. So, of course, the 3D ass-print must have already happened... and the 3D god knows what else
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Fri July 07, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Macklemore takes his Grandmom out on her 100th birthday. Epicness ensues
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-Vaxxers feel "betrayed" by Trump's pick to head the CDC, thank god
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Podesta tweets back at Trump: "get a grip"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the "Godzilla: Monster Planet" is here and includes what appears to be a tentacle plant monster. Never change, Japan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Really? Everybody in Poland and at the G20 is talking about this? This is the main topic of conversation among world leaders?
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker proposes kicking off a class action lawsuit against those who are trying to "strip power away" from Trump
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rauner, keeping the great tradition GOPers f*cking over their constituents time and time again, vetoes the goddamn Illinois budget, and has thereby allowed his state to reach "Junk" status
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy continue looking for God and head to New Orleans, the Saint of Killers hot on their tails. Will Tulip's secrets come to haunt them? Find out in "Damsels." It's your Official Preacher Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The DJ gets up at some ungodly hour on the 4th to get the Mrs to the airport, so he's putting tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) on autopilot while he gets some shuteye. Check in and berate the DJ for leaving his Farker friends all alone. DIT
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Full meme status is go
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne was a real thing in the Aztec world
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club, what three books should be on everyone's book shelf?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Movie trailer, a dark secret about the Apple family, Shatner, Equestia Girls solving a mystery on the Daring Do set, and Canadians sacrificing beer to appease their Beaver God. It's a My Little Pony Party Weekend starting at 8:30 am ET Saturday
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In addition to The Joker, Mad Hatter, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, and Catwoman, Gotham also gave us Trump. Goddammit, Batman, you had ONE JOB
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans stagger away from Washington in disarray after health care bill collapses. With helpful 'My god, what have I done' picture of Senator Mitch McConnell
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Children must be stopped from reading Harry Potter as it makes them sympathetic to immigrants and LGBTQ people, warns pastor Jesse Lee Peterson
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
See a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck. Throw a coin into a jet, people will call you a goddamn idiot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Business owner claims she was personally offended after the TSA fondled her lobster. And thank god that's not a euphemism
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swear to god, if I have to spend one more day in Winnipeg I'm gonna punch someone right in the face
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pharmaceutical company boss sentenced to 9 years in prison. No, not him, the one whose greed killed 76 people
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jesse, Tulip, and Cassidy embark on a road trip in search of God. But God has other plans and sends The Saint of Killers to track them down. The comedy turns deadly in "On the Road." It's your Preacher Discussion Thread, 10PM ET on AMC
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Sat June 24, 2017
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Not normally a hat in hand guy, but a friend who has a kid in a bad way could use a hand with some outrageous medical expenses. She's probably going to lose her foot. Anything would help. Please and thank you. God bless
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God requires Christians to be doomsday preppers, guest tells Jim Bakker
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you need proof that God hates Texas, here it is in arachnid form
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Thu June 22, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Charlie Crist calls for national day of civility, that goddamn bastard
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disrespect to the president will lead to the rise of the Anti-Christ, no word on whether that includes the disrespect towards Obama from the right for eight years, but probably not
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Wed June 21, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
9-year-old has his act together, saves his mom's life
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The head of Trump's legal team is part of "Jews for Jesus", so he's used to making logical backflips
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump-loving pastor Jesse Lee Peterson says all of the Democrats at the congressional baseball game were busy praying to Satan and that's how they won. He believes in this stuff, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wind blows car door shut on 1-year-old. Mom calls cops for help, police arrive, free child, ticket mom with misdemeanor, for The Infallible Gods of Municipal Revenue must be appeased
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Putin-backed Russian Priest believes that beards protect a man from being gay. Hollywood has known this for decades
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A Shadow is cast over Easter as Wednesday continues rallying the Old Gods against the New Gods. Will Mr. Nancy be enough to convince Easter to join the fight? It's the season finale of American Gods, 9pm ET on Starz
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
So, the most admired father figure in all of cinema is...Atticus Finch? Did we forget about Marlin from Finding Nemo? Don Vito Corleone from The Godfather?
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
First we were 'not even people' and now we're all agents of satanic demons. way to ratchet down the rhetoric guys
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's an odd blip for ya. Apparently, Mike Pence's lawyer is James Comey's daughter's Godfather. Also, I am my son's uncle. I mean that quite literally
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweets to his 32,400,000 followers that he has 100,000,000 followers
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesse Lee Peterson says Pride Month "proves we are not all children of God." Christ, what an asshole
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Heroic, 12-year-old Mormon girl stands up in church meeting, and says she knows her Heavenly Father loves her and it is okay that he made her gay. Cowardly church officials cut off her mic. With video
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Thu June 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wanting a challenge and another chance to defy the basketball gods, 79-year-old Jerry West leaves Golden State to advise the Clippers. Defiance or dementia, maybe
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx allowed a soulless ginger leprechaun searching for fame to sleep on his couch for six weeks. Shockingly, while it sounds like a plot from American Gods involving Mad Sweeney, it's about Ed Sheeran
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Wed June 14, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Did Bob Dylan plagiarize Spark Notes of Moby Dick for his Nobel speech? That would explain the references to God and the "other"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As God is my witness I thought kangaroos could fly
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(NPR)
 
 
 
My God, there's a milk shortage in Qatar. Quick, AIRLIFT THE COWS
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Don't listen to the trolls, and for God's sake don't become one," grads Cook with gas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ivanka's comment on the "largest world religions" speaks volumes about this alternative-facts administration and its bubble-dwelling cult
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Because nobody expects the Christian Inquisition
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Spiceweazel: When Trump said he would testify under oath, he didn't mean to Congress, you silly plebe. God Kings get adulation, they aren't answerable to mere mortals
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Get to da choppa' you god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, "Predator" turns 30 today
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Bear surprises runners in the Garden of the Gods 10 Mile Run. With 'I'm running back to the starting line' photo
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions cancel tomorrow? Will Trump be caught saying he loves Putin and Russia? Will Putin dump his load on Trump? THIS is your daily Trump scandal/speculation thread (3-5pm ET estimated shoe drop)
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Dear God, why?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"You can't hear this story and not see God in it," says woman whose arm was bitten off by a shark
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
American Gods is without a Shadow this week, the focus on as Laura, Mad Sweeney, and Essie MacGowan. Histories are learned and quests coninue in "A Prayer for Mad Sweeney", 9 pm ET on Starz
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
No, you're not doing God's work by selling concert-goers fake drugs no matter how many times you try
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To get the most out of a tasting room experience be sure to do your research ahead of time, avoid wearing cologne or perfume, and for the love of God don't be a cheapskate and buy something
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from occasional bouts of constipa-... OH. MY. GOD. (Warning: Graphic images)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so we'd have a reason to be dragged to Mosul by our parents to be home schooled
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
I swear, if the first question he gets is "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?" I will buy that farker a year's worth of Total Fark, and top it off with a BareFark reacharound. Live Presser at 2:45
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It took 140 years, but designers have finally created the "most horrific piece of swimwear ever"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson says there's nothing in the Bible saying polygamy is sinful or "against the Bible"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
So the only people qualified to serve on the Supreme Court are evangelical Christians
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Thu June 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Burr: Goddammit, Kamala. Shut the hell up. Jeez, what is with you Democrats and asking another question before the witness can even answer the first one? Harris: But with all due re- Burr: Put a sock in it, Harris
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker claims the Manchester victims "literally invited themselves to be attacked and cursed themselves by attending the Ariana Grande concert." If God exists, he'd smite such a hateful asshole
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"They're not even people." Meanwhile, zombie camera angle proves there is a God. A God with a wicked sense of humor
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh my god, what a terrible idea. Of course he is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Ortiz: "Aaron Judge is the scariest thing I've ever seen"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't do the whole religion thing, so when a friend asked me to be a godparent--he's Catholic, does the weekly church thing and whatnot--I demurred as I wasn't the best choice. He's shut me out of his life. What are my options?"
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
"My atheist friends are, in general, driven by a conviction that the earth is sacred"
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Shadow and Wednesday are on the run after the New Gods took care of their police problem in the prior episode. Will Vulcan prove friend or foe? Find out in "A Murder of Gods." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Evangelical Trump voters are facing a new threat from so-called "hidden atheists"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God and the Holy Spirit control Trump's tiny Twittering hand. Also it's actually part of God's plan that Trump knows nothing of the world around him. Oh and: "God's changed the game," Wallnau declared, as he and the audience began speaking in tongues
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How the hell did this happen? Blame Mammon, Caesar, marketing, and the GOP. God? Not so much
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having a wonderful time in India. Vishnu were here
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Dan Harmon, the "luckiest" character in Rick and Morty is none other than... Jerry Smith?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Metacritic)
 
 
 
"Wonder Woman emerges as not only the strongest movie in the present DC cycle, but also the first one that feels like an enveloping, honest-to-God entertainment rather than a raging cinematic migraine"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to decide whether he will block Comey from testifying. If he does, it would be political suicide and likely challenged in the courts. Oh my god, he's going to do it
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Saying that Hitler was sent by God to kill Jews, that the Catholic Church is an antichrist, & that gays caused Katrina is not enough to scare Mike Pence from your conference
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher explains why he sent Noel a birthday Tweet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman: Worry not climate deniers, God will "take care of it"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Godzilla VS Kong snares a director in Adam Wingard, best known for really low-budget horror films. So clearly, a blockbuster monster film is right in his bailiwick
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Are you having too much sex? Use this calculator to find out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Artist's version of Michelangelo's 'The Creation of Adam' depicts God not as a white-haired white man, but as a black woman, reaching out to touch a younger black woman. You better believe some people have a problem with this. Tag is for those people
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Does God exist in the Marvel universe?
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Shadow deals with Laura's unique state of existence as Wednesday's war on the New Gods heats up, and Media makes an appearance to offer a deal. Forces collide in Lemon Scented You. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christians who promote LGBTQ acceptance are committing heresy
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Fri May 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Food store chain announces that gay customers will be refused entry
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One man sits upon a golden throne, wears funny things on his head, likes for his underlings to call him father, and believes he speaks for God. The other, of course, is the Pope
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Hey, everybody, I've got God on the phone right now ... for reals. No kidding"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Sex Gods
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sentient blob of hate pudding Alex Jones says the children and teens killed in Manchester were "Liberal trendies." God help us if his children grow up as hateful and--oh, right, the judge ensured that wouldn't happen
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Pence has started jockeying for Trump's job. Here's hoping Trump acts in typical Trumpian fashion when a rival tries to muscle in on his power. Oh god, we've entered into Stupid Goodfellas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do do do do do do do do d oOOOH OH OH OH GOD YES YES YES NOKIA RINGTONE (page might be not safe for work)
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Tue May 23, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
How bad will the Celtics be destroyed? Will their families disown them? Will the NBA consider a mercy rule? Is LeBron James literally god? Game Four tips off at 8:30PM eastern on TNT
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God removed from $1.3M mansion purchased for her by angels, put into jail by police. Well, I guess we see whose side the cops are on
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God did not get Trump elected to see him impeached
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Man and two women arrested for having sex on the deck of the Triple D Bar "right there, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight. In front of God and everybody"
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Sun May 21, 2017
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Even the Gods need a break as the narrative shifts to the life and afterlife of Laura Moon, showing events only hinted at in the novel, including how she met Shadow. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on STARZ
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Because God cares about permission slips, Kushner and Ivanka had to get a rabbinical pass to fly on Air Force One on the Sabbath
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Flat-earther performs experiment with level on airplane to disprove the curvature of the earth. There goes the science
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This should keep the discussion going nicely
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Arguments why God (very probably) exists to the left. Arguments for Obvious and Doubtful tags to the right
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
A quarter of Americans are really atheists in the closet. That's a big closet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
[NEWS FLASH] tab: Okay, today's breaking Trump scandals are out of the way, I can finally sit down and rela... OH GOD DAMN IT
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The Supreme Court declared 'WE ARE GOD' with the Obergefell decision," claims a confused Mike Huckabee
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed from former Congresswoman Corrine Brown's fraud trial told other jurors "Holy Spirit" told him she was not guilty. God/Jesus/Holy Ghost: "Not me"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
To be a member of the Democratic Party, you must willingly serve the devil and be possessed by a demon; it's not one or the other either. You've gotta go all-in
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden's son eager to follow in his father's footsteps
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Drunk tries to break into an apartment building, but fails. Being a good Canadian, he sent the tenant "a six pack of 'average tasting' apology beer." Bob and Doug nod in agreement, eh?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
America's oldest verified surviving U.S. WWII veteran turns 111, credits his longevity to cigars and God
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Undercover cops discover that Nashville "church" is really a swingers club. Say it was hard to tell since both are filled with people shouting "oh God"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's is selling curly fries again
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If I'm not the best backyard griller in the entire tri-county area, may God strike me down
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stars have aligned for American Gods, Starz greenlights second season. Meanwhile, Shadow has a Head Full of Snow. American Gods discussion thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In America, we do not worship government. We worship God"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump wants "Goddamn steam" power for carrier catapults. Next up, the U.S. Navy will be switching back to coal
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
Boss - de plane - I am the god of tits and wine - de plane
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Orlando Jones lays out exactly why Mr. Nancy's speech in his debut in American Gods needed to be the verbal buttkicking that it was. And it was
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg plans "Snoop Fest" in Podunk, Miss., which is code for "God Bong"
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley comments that with all the NBA playoff blowouts on TNT, he's been catching hockey during studio breaks. "Thank god for the NHL playoffs"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If someone tells you he will pay you back, he will not pay you back. The more assertive the promise, the more likely he will break it. If someone writes "I promise I will pay back, so help me God," he is among the least likely to pay you back
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I never thought the US-Turkey relationship could die
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(Spiked)
 
 
 
Nietzsche is blamed for WWI and Nazism, and maligned as the godfather of postmodern relativism, but a case could also be made that he was a champion of the Enlightenment
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Mark "Club Trillion" Titus is rooting for the Rockets, because another Cavs-Warriors finals would be like "Godfather III," a blatant cash grab after two of the greatest stories ever
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Man walks up the pulpit during church services, pulls his pants down and shows his quarter inch killer to parishioners because "The Lord told me to do it." Amen
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From the office of Dear God Why, I bring you a James Patterson / Bill Clinton collaboration
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Sun May 07, 2017
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Wednesday begins his godly recruitment drive in Chicago as Shadow plays checkers with Czernobog as the Zoryas watch, the new gods waiting in the wings in "The Secret of Spoons." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on Starz
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gearing up for 2020, John Kasich calls the GOP health care bill grossly inadequate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't say anything bad about God in Ireland or the cops will put down their drinks and arrest you. Also, don't have blasphemy laws if you don't like Irish drunk jokes
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
Oh God. Please, no
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
The Satanic Temple, doing God's work
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news for those that care about climate change, the world's biggest polluters, the fossil fuel demigods are headed to Germany for UN climate talks that will accomplish nothing
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(European Southern Observatory)
 
 
 
My God, It's FULL of stars
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Præy to the copyright Gods
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican tells Dem Rep she's being 'hysterical' after powerful statement against 'Trumpcare' bill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Alcoholic British Baby Boomers Overrunning NHS" is the name of my Godsmack tribute band
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Hillary, we'd like to talk to you about the 2016 election. Also CNN: God, why won't Hillary shut up about the 2016 election?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Here are your 2017 Tony nominations - otherwise known as the "Thank God We All Waited Until The Year After Hamilton Was Released Awards"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Protests, in Seattle: "Screw you for voting for Trump" "Screw you for voting for . . . hey, man, is that weed?" "Hell, yeah, bro, pass it around." *puff* "What were protesting, again?" *puff* "Dunno. Eh, screw it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's likely Federal Family Planning pick is anti-contraception and believes that "family planning is what occurs between a husband and a wife and God"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wondering why we didn't get that graveyard sex scene in the series premier of American Gods? Shadow was cock blocked by Neil Gaiman himself
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what would happen if you accidentally over-inflated a 3 ton tire, today is your lucky day
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to freak out about Trump and "Loyalty Day", but it's just more fake news because Loyalty Day has been an anti-communist staple since 1958. Don't expect the comrades at Fark to greenlight this one
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of the series premiere of American Gods, which showed the dangers of sleeping with Gods who like a human sacrifice
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
God, Guns, and the GRU: Making Amerika Great Again
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Good Lord Above)
 
 
 
Best Twitter bot of all time trolls megachurch evangelist pastor and notorious conman Joel Osteen's tweets by replacing all mentions of "God" with "your dick"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Gods are real. A shadow descends on the land as war looms between the Old and New Gods. After a long wait, the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's legendary novel is here. American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
A 'Godfather'/'Godfather II' double-feature seemed cool enough. Then the whole cast walked onstage
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dumbarse investment banker claims demons and his daughter and ex-wife and some other nonsense, all in court. Sorry, you're an investment banker, nobody believes you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Irish government plans to hand over maternity hospital to order of nuns famous for doing laundry as God intended
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The long, winding road to get American Gods onto television
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Wed April 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
God help us all if this is an exercise to prepare Trump for the real thing
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Scott Baio is a dick
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Riddle me this: What show about Batman doesn't have the Goddamn Batman? After a long hiatus, Ed Nygma breaks bad, Dr. Bashir and Court of Owls exert their power, and heroes rise. "Gotham" finally returns with its Spring Edition, "?", FOX, 8 PM
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United beats you up. American hits you with strollers. Delta violates the Geneva Convention
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Please, God, stop Chelsea Clinton from whatever she is doing"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
Four games on tap Thursday night. Pens & Perds can close things out if the hockey gods so choose. First pucks drop at 7PM ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dear God, it's the gathering of the Trumpalos
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mystic suggests you hold May 13th open
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump's "destiny" is to subdue "ungodly" unchristian nations in order to allow for the spreading of Christianity
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Trump was anointed by God himself to subdue all nations threatening God's purposes? BECAUSE HE TOTALLY WAS
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Some Woundwort)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "Happy Easter" like sitting down as a family and watching that timeless classic "Watership Down" with all the cute little bunnies... OHMYGOD
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Sun April 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico revives Aztec ball game Ullamaliztli, banned by Spanish conquistadors, due to its ancient cultural, religious significance. Well, except for that part where losers get sacrificed to the gods
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Sat April 15, 2017
(The Baffler)
 
 
 
We knew that Dilbert guy Scott Adams was weird but you should check out his weird theology
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Fri April 14, 2017
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Actual prayer in the OK Legislature : "We pray, oh God, that our elected officials will have the courage to take care of our kids instead of upgrading the executive suites in Chesapeake arena." Fark: there is video
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nearly every house in this rural 450-acre development of stargazers is equipped with its own domed observatory, and outdoor lights are strictly forbidden. There's only one rule here: "Turn off your goddamned lights.""
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Police in Jerusalem have arrested a 33-year-old homeless man with ties to religious extremists. The man has a troubled history and may be mentally unstable
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model with 'biggest boobs in Europe' shocks fans with 'crispy brown' look. Well, it can't be that bad, let's take a look...OH DEAR GOD (possibly Not safe for work)
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Jenna Elfman hosts an AMA; enturbulation ensues. Sample question: "How long have David Miscavige and Tom Cruise been dating?"
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Wed April 12, 2017
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Canadian rich guy offers Jane the Virgin star millions to sleep with him but she refuses. Says she can't be on the show if she's no longer a virgin. For God sake, it's in the title
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Liberal witches worldwide are binding Trump with Satanic curses. Look what they've already done to Bannon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poe's Law found dead at hands of Godwin's Law in bizarre murder/suicide case
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ryan Phillipe would like you to know that he is not dating Katy Perry, she is not at his house, and would you please just leave him the hell alone? k thx bye
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A story so horrible it can use Hitler and concentration camps without invoking Godwin's Law
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Sat April 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Do you want to get Godzilla? Because this is how you get Godzilla
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Fri April 07, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
My moody ex-girlfriend is acting like Godzilla. No, literally. On the other hand she looks like Anne Hathaway, so there's that
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Thu April 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch coloring book featuring famous people unintentionally left out Mike Godwin
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Person finds hope and solice after deadly storms ravage South because broken power pole looks like a cross, or something
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Wed April 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"When Hitler won his election in 1932, his policy then was that Jews should be moved to Israel. He was supporting Zionism before he went mad and ended up killing six million Jews." Now let's play True, False, or Dear God Don't Say This Out Loud
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sack of hate potatoes Pat Buchanan calls Vladimir Putin "godly," says the Russian/US President will fight "self-indulgent secularism"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This is the worst corner kick I have ever seen in the English Premiere League, we are all worse athletes for having watched it, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the love of God, just leave the farking sea alone
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christians upset over chocolate manufacturer's removal of Germanic fertility goddess' name from traditional pagan egg-hunting rite
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Does someone want to explain why the hell foreign leaders are meeting the goddamn president at his goddamn private resort in goddamn Florida instead of the goddamn White House? Goddammit
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God will curse Trump's opponents. And then he will curse their children. And in turn curse their grandchildren. And then their children and just the whole f*cking family line for eternity
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Konami is about to be struck by the Hand of God
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
You know that whole "the Bible says the unemployed shouldn't be allowed to eat" thing? Yeah, about that. Bonus: WaPo edits the hit piece without admitting their errors. Tag is for WaPo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Seattle Mayor, to Democrats: "You goddamn idiots" (paraphrased)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers have confirmed that Fast Radio Bursts have an extraterrestrial origin. Carrier wave Godwin from Vega not yet detected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What can I tell you - it was the '70s
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The American Pastors Network says the "religious left and progressives" cannot be true Christians
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Sat April 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember the breast cancer survivor who walked topless from Biloxi to D.C. to confront Congress? A journalist finally actually investigated the story, raising questions about the importance of truth versus the value of an inspiring symbol
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So with a guaranteed #1 draft spot and nothing to gain, why did Myles Garrett run a 4.61 40 at his pro day? Because he goddamned could, that's why
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Thu March 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling's big fat mouth strikes again: "Thank God we got Trump in office. If we would have had that skank [Hillary Clinton], [expletive] we'd already be in World War III"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Apparently putting 'In God we Trust' on state-issued license plates could be considered unconstitutional, who knew? Obviously not the Tennessee State Legislature
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What are the odds that your girlfriend, who drives for Uber, is going to pick up your other girlfriend at the airport and bring her right to your front door? (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) can't decide if she'd rather lose her seat in a general election, or a primary
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hate muppet Pat Robertson claims God used Trump to "spare us from the chaos of Muslim immigration"
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Staffordshire Bull Terrier owner: "You see there are no bad Staffies, just bad Staffie owners and.....AAHHHHH, uhhhHHHh, hrghhhuuuu, HHHggrruhhhHHhh, AAAAHHHH, OH GOD, SOMEONE HELP ME, AAAAHH"
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brexit begins. God save the Queen and all that bollocks
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Is fake news a game to you? What's that? It is now? Huh. Carry on
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Okay, stay with me. Hookers allegedly turned a gay man straight. Wait, there's more. This claim comes from a "Christian consultant." WAIT, there's more. The hookers accomplished this feat not as you would expect, but with an anointed cake
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
College students rescued man from train tracks because God doesn't always protect fools, drunks, Fark headline submitters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Paul Manafort may be 'gone' but his business associate, Rick Gates, is still deep within the Trump operation." Wait, who the hell is Rick Gates? Goddammit, the Washington Post needs to hand out scorecards so we know who's who in this saga
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma state representative calls rape and incest "the will of God." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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