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Headlines matching 'god'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(io9) Spiffy My God, it's full of ANCIENT stars  (io9.com) (20)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Hill) Dumbass "Our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult for me to do as I damn well please" Thank God  (thehill.com) (162)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting District Attorney investigating the goddamn BAT vans  (610wiod.com) (30)


Sun February 05, 2012
(YouTube) Scary Oh God. We're doomed  (youtube.com) (132)
(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus) Spiffy Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink?  (newsminer.com) (38)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God"  (usachristianministries.com) (198)


Thu February 02, 2012
(ABC) Amusing So what happens if two "unelectable" candidates, Obama and Romney, square off in the 2012 presidential election? Oh, dear god, the Mayans were right weren't they?  (abcnews.go.com) (80)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Sun) Scary Zookeeper: "Now watch, children, as the barn owl majestically soars over the lion's head and OH MY GOD"  (thesun.co.uk) (178)


Mon January 30, 2012
(NPR) Interesting Man leaves Catholic church, can't get off god's mailing list  (npr.org) (101)


Fri January 27, 2012
(BBC) Hero American sniper with 255 kills asked if he feels remorse. "When I do go face God there is going to be lots of things I will have to account for, but killing any of those people is not one of them"  (bbc.co.uk) (563)
(Daily Mail) Sad We know that bacon is the delicious nectar of the gods, but beware of its evil cousin, ham, the silent killer  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass In a shocking turn of events, public officials determine that God is a lousy babysitter  (citizensvoice.com) (16)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Uproxx) Hero "Where the Wild Things Are" author Maurice Sendak hates children. And he doesn't know who Vin Diesel is. God bless him  (uproxx.com) (61)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine Santorum says that pregnant rape victims should realize that they have "a gift in a very broken way, the gift of human life, and accept what God has given to you"  (thinkprogress.org) (454)
(Some Guy) Asinine The worst church singer ever. God help us and create trees with chicken finger leaves while you're at it  (worldwideinterweb.com) (31)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Scientific American) Interesting The smart way to play god with...okay, that's it, we really need to get these geeks out of the lab and get them to the movies  (scientificamerican.com) (10)


Fri January 20, 2012
(YouTube) Scary Oh. My. F**king. God  (youtube.com) (95)


Thu January 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Sad 21yroldstudent: @GOD: Thank you for another year of life / God: @21yroldstudent: Come here and say that  (msnbc.msn.com) (161)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ABC) Followup 3,500 year old cypress tree was destroyed by lightning, not arson. Where's your God now?  (abcnews.go.com) (30)
(Miami Herald) Asinine Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow  (miamiherald.com) (63)
(Think Progress) Stupid Santorum's campaign, on why Bachmann's campaign failed, says that a woman cannot be President as it is against God's will - YEAH NOW WERE TALKING  (thinkprogress.org) (120)
(Fark) NewsFlash ALRIG/ht GODDMN IT YOU KNOWWHAT? PEOPLE ARE ASKING ME WY I SUPPORT SOPA AND WANT ME TO DELETE POLITICS QUEUE GOTOHELL UM GONNAAPPROVE EVERYTHING THEY SUbMIT UntiL IU PASS OUT  (fark.com) (¼)


Tue January 17, 2012
(io9) Strange To be the Goddamned Batman, or not to be the Goddamned Batman, that is the question  (io9.com) (28)
(thelocal.ch) Amusing Greeks make last-ditch attempt to keep angry economy gods at bay  (thelocal.ch) (29)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Southern Baptist pastor and his wife promote "sexathon" by climbing into bed. On the roof of their church. Along with their teenage daughter and three other kids  (dailymail.co.uk) (88)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Tampa Bay plans to take their time in hiring their head coach. Translation: "No one wants this POS job, for God's sake we couldn't convince Wade Phillips to come down here"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (30)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious This just in: God doesn't follow football  (scores.espn.go.com) (271)


Fri January 13, 2012
(NFL.com) Silly How will the New England Patriots defeat God's chosen Broncos? With witchcraft, of course  (nfl.com) (104)
(The Hill) Amusing Force a government shut down again. C'mon, force a government shut down again. I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfarker. Force a government shut down one more goddamn time  (thehill.com) (225)
(Washington Post) Obvious Republicans: Government is too big, there are too many agencies, we need to cut, cut, CUT. Obama: Here's a starter list of six agencies I want to eliminate. Republicans: OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE GOVERNMENT  (washingtonpost.com) (203)
(Some Guy) Fail Coach's husband admits setting up video camera to spy on volleyball team's slumber party. I'D DO IT AGAIN. AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, I'D DO IT AGAIN  (kirotv.com) (107)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Some Guy) Misc God bless topless bars...and women  (thebradentontimes.com) (412)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Google) Cool Communist America-haters at Google are at it again, this time choosing to celebrate the dark art of geology, through which God has so often tested our faith, instead of Naomi Judd's birthday  (google.com) (57)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Proposed bill in Israel would make "Godwining" a crime punishable by six months in jail and a $25,000 fine. You know who ELSE like to criminalize unpopular speech?  (news.yahoo.com) (218)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Interesting Charlie Sheen shared a few revelations over the weekend: he's not crazy anymore, 2011 was just an episode, and he's now just a goddess-less single man hanging with his kids. Oh, and then he shared a Playboy twitpic  (bittenandbound.com) (26)
(TorrentFreak) Dumbass The Missionary Church of Kopimism (file sharing) is now recognized as an official religion in Sweden. A Catholic bishop has just labeled it "farcical" since it has no God. Wait until this guy hears about Buddhism  (torrentfreak.com) (114)
(Slate) Obvious Denver beat Pittsburgh not because Tim Tebow is Godlike, but because the Steelers held him in such low esteem they didn't believe he could nail a simple cross pattern  (slate.com) (191)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Strange Couple renew their marriage vows after husband becomes a woman and wife becomes a - oh .. my .. god  (dailymail.co.uk) (138)
(Stuff.co.nz) Interesting Two Australians a day are arrested while travelling abroad. If only there was some godforsaken continent they could be transported to  (stuff.co.nz) (44)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Spiffy Demi Lovato is angry with God and wants him to know it. On the bright side, things with Timbaland appear to be just fine  (bittenandbound.com) (48)
(CNN) Interesting CNN investigates whether God plays in active role in helping you hook up online  (religion.blogs.cnn.com) (63)
(YouTube) Cool Good God...David Bowie is 65??? Here he is with his Spiders From Mars on the BBC from 1973...LIVE and not seen in 39 years...The Jean Genie  (youtube.com) (50)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Dissection animals, the God Jesus Robot, the Carp Person, and other weird toys from Japan  (incrediblethings.com) (21)
(si.com) Scary God may not decide football games, but God seems to be doing everything he can to help out the Broncos  (tracking.si.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Interesting Josh Hamilton got a new accountability-buddy. Who was also an addict at one time. I bet this will end just OH MY GOD SPIDERS  (sports.yahoo.com) (23)
(American Museum of Natural History) Repeat My god....it's full of stars  (amnh.org) (55)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool "Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they're in the same general area"  (bisserjeta.hsara.com) (92)
(CBS News) Hero Rand Paul: My daddy says that if you want to snort coke off of a whore's tits, then God bless you  (cbsnews.com) (78)
(Guitar World) Amusing Lamb of God frontman announces Presidential candidacy. Now you've got someone to vote for  (guitarworld.com) (51)
(Spinner) Stupid Christian group prayed to God that George Michael would die while in the hospital, didn't have enough faith  (spinner.com) (80)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Independent) Strange Lady Gaga leaves blood in hotel bathroom after ritual sacrifice to the God, uh, Goddess, of gender bending shock singers with a desire to push fashion trends where they dare not go  (independent.co.uk) (53)
(Huffington Post) Silly Guess who knows who the next president will be? God. Guess who God told? Pat Robertson. Guess who Pat Robertson is going to tell? NOT YOU  (huffingtonpost.com) (184)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Dumbass Mitt Romney: "Obama will make us a welfare state, he will poison the spirit of America, and he will keep us from being a Nation Under God. He's also the great divider and I'm an optimist"  (washingtonpost.com) (133)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time  (news.yahoo.com) (23)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup About that so-called GoDaddy "boycott?" Yeah, they registered twice as many new domains as were transferred out  (techdirt.com) (52)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Detroit Free Press) Fail I'll motivate the team by showing them a trained professional wrestling an alligato-- OH DEAR GOD UNPRY ITS JAWS WILL HE LIVE  (freep.com) (16)
(WLS) Spiffy And God said, be fruitful and multiply and get off this farking plane with your herd of crotchfruit  (abclocal.go.com) (203)


Thu December 29, 2011
(ESPN) Scary Tom Brady gets shoulder X-Ray. When you embarrass God's only son Tim Tebow on the field, you had better bet God's going to get even  (espn.go.com) (54)
(CNN) Scary Japanese earthquake and tsunami spawned not only Godzilla and Mothra, but also a debris field the size of California that's starting to wash up on the West Coast  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (114)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Today's weather forecast: Godzilla is retrograding towards Iowa, but by Wednesday Mothra will swoop in from the northwest and push Godzilla off to the east  (i.imgur.com) (25)
(Boing Boing) Scary Who needs SOPA when you have GoDaddy's shutdown policy?  (boingboing.net) (52)


Fri December 23, 2011
(TechEBlog) Cool Holy God damn  (techeblog.com) (53)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Ars Technica) Stupid As if you needed another reason to not use GoDaddy, they're pretty much the only Internet company that supports SOPA  (arstechnica.com) (48)
(LiveLeak) Fail For the love of god, stop throwing the booze  (liveleak.com) (16)


Mon December 19, 2011
(NewsBusters) Obvious By mocking Tim Tebow and giving Mormonism a pass, it's obvious that the Soros-funded Saturday Night SNL Live wants a 2012 race between the atheist antichrist Muslim currently in the White house and the follower of an alien moon god  (newsbusters.org) (181)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Neko Case: "Wow. That just made me bawl my eyes out, what beautiful singers. I'm not worthy... Holy god. They broke the s**t out of my heart" They may also have just saved their school. Darn dusty staircases  (huffingtonpost.ca) (40)
(Chud) Amusing "Crank III" is officially in the works. Here's hoping that it's more satisfying than "The Godfather Part III"  (chud.com) (72)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Security guards try to stop Christian Bale from visiting blind Chinese activist under house arrest, fail to recognize him as the Goddamned Batman  (mirror.co.uk) (48)
(Vanity Fair) News Christopher Hitchens, God.....God, Christopher Hitchens  (vanityfair.com) (823)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Telegraph) Strange Angry Fruit God pelts English town with apples  (telegraph.co.uk) (41)
(Some Guy) Interesting Freedom From Religion Foundation: "If the county can put a Nativity scene on the courthouse lawn, then we can hang a sign saying there are no gods." County officials: "YOINK"  (kltv.com) (475)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Khloe Kardashian gets love from Lamar Odom's new Dallas coach. Pray to God there is no sex tape  (wtkr.com) (38)
(FOX6Now) Asinine Oh my God, Cartoon characters are living in Wisconsin and they're voting Democratic  (fox6now.com) (186)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Substitute teacher cries out to God after, during affair with 15-year-old boy  (dailymail.co.uk) (111)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Grantland) Stupid Dear God, it's a perfect storm of Fark hate: hipsters and the NBA. God help us all if Twilight gets worked into this somehow  (grantland.com) (87)
(ESPN) Interesting Albert Pujols' wife: "It's just like God to put us on a team called the Angels." It seems that God has really deep pockets  (espn.go.com) (106)


Mon December 12, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting God exists  (scores.espn.go.com) (401)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Kate Beckinsale: "I'm not averse to doing a nude scene." Mother of God  (dailymail.co.uk) (71)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Oh my God, trampoline  (mirror.co.uk) (55)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Washington Post) Followup For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but be forever protected from government plots to embed GPS tracking devices in their bodies  (washingtonpost.com) (105)
(Breitbart.com) Scary With Kermit on the run and Gonzo being held in a secret location for his own safety, the lamestream drive-by mainstream LSDBMSM media have circled their wagons around the remaining Muppets for the endgame battle against the right wing blogodome   (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (81)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Abc.net.au) Interesting Japanese quake caused double tsunami. Woooooow. Yeahhhhhhh. Oh my God. What does this mean?  (abc.net.au) (41)


Mon December 05, 2011
(New York Daily News) Obvious Mother Palin needs to scoop up Mitt Romney, ruffle his perfectly coiffed hair, hold him to her bosom, and explain to the Tea Party faithful that it's OK to vote for a Northeast Liberal elitist that believes in some scary moon God  (nydailynews.com) (124)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine Study: People trust atheists about as much as they do rapists. "There's this persistent belief that people behave better if they feel like God is watching them." Oh for God's sake  (theblaze.com) (645)
(Daily Mail) Interesting St. Petersburg, Florida has again been named the nation's saddest city, God's waiting room  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)
(UPI) Scary Violent video games alter brain function, claim researchers from the Institute of DON'T TOUCH ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN  (upi.com) (71)


Thu December 01, 2011
(truTV) Amusing A One Percenter's adorable "godammit" reaction when the guy behind the camera instantly refutes his O'Reilly-esque rhetoric  (blog.trutv.com) (54)
(The Morning Call) Weird Scallops stolen in burglary. Goddamn clamcakes still unaccounted for  (mcall.com) (24)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary Oklahoma earthquakes opened a gateway to hell. Where is their God now?  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (61)
(Google) Cool Godless communists at Google at it again, this time choosing to celebrate with today's Doodle noted America-hater Mark Twain's birthday instead of the anniversary of the divine merger of capitalist juggernauts Exxon/Mobil 13 years ago  (google.com) (40)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Space) Obvious Why hasn't the LHC found the Higgs boson? Aliens  (space.com) (42)


Sun November 27, 2011
(ICNetwork) Sad God Speed  (walesonline.co.uk) (20)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail Oh my God, it's a waffle maker. A waffle maker. A FARKING WAFFLE MAKER  (huffingtonpost.com) (226)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Republicans upset because Obama doesn't mention God in Thanksgiving address. In other news, Subby is pissed Obama didn't mention Galactus, The Doctor, Tom Servo, and other important fictional characters, too  (dailymail.co.uk) (336)


Wed November 23, 2011
(KTLA) Sappy Landscapers chop down tree at church, find shape of cross throughout trunk. Says one, "It's God and mother nature working together." (w/ pic)  (ktla.com) (156)
(Daily Stab) Interesting Jeremy Renner: "I'm blessed to have cool roles in these big movies. Because nothing against Transformers, but thank God I don't have to do a monologue to a robot. I don't know how Shia, God bless him, does that"  (dailystab.com) (47)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Contact Music) Strange Francis Ford Coppola regrets sequels to "The Godfather." He's half-right  (contactmusic.com) (85)
(Stuff.co.nz) Interesting "God help us, have we become such a humourless, politically correct...eager-to-please and appease society that a bit of good old-fashioned direct political action is akin to a criminal act?"  (stuff.co.nz) (16)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Politico) Ironic For having the red phone to God and all, religious organizations are lobbying the federal government unlike ever before  (politico.com) (58)


Sat November 19, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season two, it's the classic Godzilla VS Megalon featuring Jet Jaguar and Rex Dart: Eskimo Spy. Watch as Joel, Servo, and Crow suffer through this low moment in Godzilla's life. "That's not my tail"  (youtube.com) (27)


Fri November 18, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Silly Thank God, it's Friday's Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (159)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Since Herman Cain announced he was running for President, Godfather's Pizza has come to be viewed more positively by Republicans, more negatively by Dems. Independents have always thought it was soggy cardboard  (brandindex.com) (95)
(USA Today) PSA Behold your new geeky redheaded sex goddess  (usatoday.com) (109)


Wed November 16, 2011
(io9) Scary The 25 most disturbing Twilight products. Besides those god-awful movies?  (io9.com) (75)
(Meteorologist Rich Uncle Pennybags) Scary It's like God's own Monopoly game as tornado moves house from Mediterranean to Baltic  (wwltv.com) (66)
(The Consumerist) Dumbass Japanese cook arrested after squirting sake into a two year-old's mouth. Thank God that's not a euphemism  (consumerist.com) (58)
(Starpulse) Obvious God turns Danny Trejo's life around after prison chat. Danny Trejo returns the favor by starring in "The Muppets" and "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas"  (starpulse.com) (43)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Asinine Georgia Republicans do not want the public money spent on drug addicts. That money should go to put "In God We Trust" on license plates  (ajc.com) (133)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Life.com) Amusing After 75 years and 2,237 issues, how on earth is an iconic American magazine supposed to choose its 20 worst, embarrassing, woefully god-awful and downright hideous covers of all time? LOUDLY, that's how  (life.com) (125)


Mon November 14, 2011
(With Leather) Spiffy New world record combo lift set at 328kg. What a strong... OH GOD THAT'S A WOMAN  (withleather.uproxx.com) (54)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Herman Cain criticizes Obama for Bush cancelling the space shuttle program  (rr.com) (238)
(Yahoo) Fail The Marlins debut their new stadium and uniforms, and...oh, dear God  (sports.yahoo.com) (90)
(SFGate) Unlikely Herman Cain claims that God told him that he needed to run for president. You don't even want to know what message he received from his Alpha-Bits cereal  (sfgate.com) (87)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Police use the promise of free beer to capture suspects during Operation Dirty Goddamn Trick  (news.sky.com) (49)
(BBC) Followup Testicle biting woman...oh god...they're throbbing already, I can't even finish the sentence  (bbc.co.uk) (58)


Thu November 10, 2011
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Sappy Broke family, living in a motel: 'Sorry son, there might not be a Christmas this year.' 7-year old son: 'Not on my watch. So help me God Christmas is happening'  (cbsatlanta.com) (110)
(Some Guy) Scary Did you order the Code Red? - You're Goddamn right I did  (nctimes.com) (70)
(Chicago Tribune) Silly Whoopsie-doodle. What the diddly? How could those gosh-darned admins keep redlighting my submissions. God bless them. Stupid sexy Flanders  (chicagotribune.com) (90)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Guardian) Obvious Of course the Koch brothers secret Tea Party database is named for the Greek goddess of divine order on human affairs  (guardian.co.uk) (92)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup 10 thoughts on Bears' win over Eagles. Excluded from these thoughts is: "Good God, the Eagles are horrible"  (chicagotribune.com) (64)
(CNSNews) Obvious The latest Gallup poll finds Democrats to be godless heathens  (cnsnews.com) (436)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Ars Technica) Stupid OLPC to drop tablets from helicopters, says they will be fully configured and ready for use. As God is my witness, I thought turnkeys could fly  (arstechnica.com) (39)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Poll shows Obama's approval rating has risen from "Two ferrets fighting in your pants" to "Oh god, BATS IN MY HAIR" levels  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (141)
(YouTube) Video The greatest montage of cinematic god's-eye-view shots you will see this fortnight  (youtube.com) (69)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Wired) Interesting Why do fingernails on a blackboard sound so god awful?  (wired.com) (41)
(AZCentral) Asinine For Halloween, did you hand out: A) Chocolates? B) Candies? C) Comic book-style pamphlets about fearing God in which three children die, one by hanging himself?  (azcentral.com) (267)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic If you think you hated Justin Bieber before, the little twink bastard has a goddam Batmobile  (geekologie.com) (93)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop "My god, it's full of stars"  (universetoday.com) (54)
(Science Daily) Scary Through-the-nipple breast cancer therapy OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  (sciencedaily.com) (26)
(Some Old School Track) Cool I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says "paperclip". Martinsville coverage starts at 1:30 edt on ESPN  (gastongazette.com) (404)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Gawker) Asinine NYPD Godwins themselves  (gawker.com) (106)
(I Heart Chaos) Stupid Now that Gadhaffi is gone, freedom is spreading across the whole of Libya. Um, except for Benghazi, where Al-Qaeda has been taking over. Oh god dammit you guys, you just ruin everything don't you?  (iheartchaos.com) (87)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Washington Times) Amusing GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  (washingtontimes.com) (347)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Live Science) Interesting Premature orgasm affects women...ohh, OHH GOD...too, study suggests  (livescience.com) (184)
(NESN) Interesting God has some helpful words for Jesus  (nesn.com) (38)


Sat October 22, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool The new WoW expansion announced and oh my god it's full of pandas  (iheartchaos.com) (184)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Turkey drops soldiers from helicopter into Iraq. "As god is my witness, I thought soldiers could fly"  (news.yahoo.com) (108)
(ESPN) Florida Muschamp: look, motherfarker, I'm sorry. All right? Goddamnit  (espn.go.com) (17)


Tue October 18, 2011
(CNN) Obvious In the 2012 presidential campaign, there's only one question that really matters: Who does God want in the White House?  (cnn.com) (147)
(CNNGo) Spiffy Beer in Space tour planned to begin in 2013. Because there's only one element in the universe that could possibly make the majestic view of the Earth from outer space even more god-like, and it's beer. Sweet, otherworldly beer  (cnngo.com) (18)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Sportsman thanks God and family for his success. Sorry, I meant cocaine and brandy  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)
(LA Times) Scary These over-the-counter cosmetic contact lenses seem legit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OH GOD. MY EYES  (latimes.com) (112)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Angry and easily provoked Puerto Rican man gets all goddamn batman when someone accuses him of being an angry and easily provoked Puerto Rican  (orlandosentinel.com) (25)

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