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Fri February 10, 2012
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Mr. Plinkett retrofits his Phantom Menace critique for 3D. (Put on your glasses now) OMG THE PIZZA ROLLS ARE COMING RIGHT AT US
(
redlettermedia.com
)
(16)
George Will nearly fogs up his wire rimmed glasses in a rage: "Republicans who think America is being endangered by "appeasement" and military parsimony have worked that pedal on their organ quite enough" Oh snap
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(60)
Sun February 05, 2012
Moderate drinking, which was bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, then bad for you, then good for you, is now bad for you again, doubling your risk of pancreatitis and cancer of the bowel, mouth, throat and neck
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(61)
Thu January 19, 2012
The secret to being a hipster revealed in new Harvard study, you've probably never heard of it
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(89)
"Good Samaritan" who loaned phone to report decapitated head in Hollywood Hills then used phone to take a picture. Now that's what I call(puts on sunglasses)a Hollywood headshot. YEAHHHHHHHHH
(
tmz.com
)
(60)
Thu January 12, 2012
(NME)
Johnny Marr designing his own line or Ray Ban sunglasses. Meanwhile, Morrissey is busy designing his own line of lettuce strainers
(
nme.com
)
(27)
Fri January 06, 2012
Johnny Depp may be splitting from Vanessa Paradis. I guess you could say that there's... *puts on sunglasses* ... trouble in Paradis. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
(
celebitchy.com
)
(55)
Sat December 24, 2011
Overturned ice cream truck closes down Interstate 69. I guess you could say this ice cream spill made for a *puts on sunglasses* Rocky Road. YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(
seattlepi.com
)
(32)
Sat December 17, 2011
Tis the season.... And now - Sugar Plum Fairy played on a glass harp. Glass harp - also known as glasses of water. Don't even try to not like this, can't be done
(
youtube.com
)
(21)
Thu December 01, 2011
PROTIP: Raise your nostalgia glasses and have a moment of silence for GamePro, which is shutting down
(
aggrogate.com
)
(57)
Sat November 26, 2011
Magpie steals woman's $900 Gucci glasses. Naturally, she wants council to swoop in and pay for a new pair
(
news.com.au
)
(93)
Thu November 17, 2011
Teacher rapes 11 pupils. It looks like they should have *puts on sunglasses" put on sunglasses. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
(
news24.com
)
(151)
Thu November 03, 2011
No seriously, I was just talking into my sunglasses case. I'm, um crazy
(
stuff.co.nz
)
(31)
Mon October 31, 2011
12-year-olds drinking 19 glasses of wine a week. Save some for the rest of us
(
dailystar.co.uk
)
(43)
Fri October 28, 2011
Invisible glass eliminates glare. THE FUTURE IS *THWACK*... okay, who the hell closed the door?
(
gizmodo.com
)
(25)
A troll doll with glasses, a bad-ass hair net, and Grandma's mullet await you in this week's Mughot Roundup
(
thesmokinggun.com
)
(131)
Wed October 26, 2011
The 30 coolest movies ever. Best watched with lens-free glasses and unpopped corn
(
shortlist.com
)
(247)
Thu October 20, 2011
For a while it would seem, the A. C. Gilbert Toy Company was trying desperately to maim or kill every child in America
(
cracked.com
)
(136)
What two glasses of wine a day can do to your face
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(166)
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