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59 headlines found matching 'glass'
Sat August 23, 2014
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(Brew Review)
 
 
 
Attention all you hipsters with your fancy glass growlers: The experts say a metal growler is better. What is your preferred beer growler material? Discuss
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The self-chilling beer glass might just be the most important invention of the 21st century
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Wed August 20, 2014
(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Just an average guy trying to work out his attachment issues by hurling a stapler through a glass window on the sixth floor of an apartment complex
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Mon August 18, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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AMAZING FACE, JAPAN: New Japanese Product Exercises Your Face. In The Stupidest Way Possible.
 
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bad news for anyone drinking Corona. Also, there might be glass in your beer
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Sun August 17, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the one made of glass to the one illuminated by bioluminescent phytoplankton, here are some of the world's coolest beaches that you've probably never heard of before
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Thu August 14, 2014
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian city bans kite flying after kite string covered in powdered glass was, ya know, cutting into motorists' necks
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Mon August 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Dave Bautista is thrilled with a Drax lunchbox he was given by James Gunn for his collection. Wait... Buddy Holly glasses... skinny jeans... collects lunch boxes... BAUTISTA IS A HIPSTER
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Sun August 10, 2014
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man is arrested for choking his girlfriend, pouring hot coffee on her, cutting the back of her leg, threatening to kill her with a knife to her throat and slamming her down on a glass table. All because she cheated on him in a dream
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Architect designing a zoo free of cages and glass enclosures, failing to realize that a concept like that exists called NATURE
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock says that he doesn't even farking know the farking people on either farking side of the farking Insane Clown Posse lawsuit, and he most certainly does not farking have their glass farking dildo
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Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Who would take Edmonton Oilers MDMA, and be perpetually waiting for it to kick in? Or Ottawa Senators meth, which costs half what it did three years ago and is one-fourth as effective? Or Maple Leafs mushrooms, an Ontario fungus growing since 1967?"
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How to think about the new Middle East" No, not as a radioactive glass parking lot
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Mon July 28, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The most piss-poor excuse for a drug bust I've ever heard
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Fri July 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ducere Technologies somehow manages to make Crocs and Google Glass actually seem cool with their "Smart Shoes"
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Thu July 24, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're an artist, it's one thing if you manipulate bees to build trippy-looking beehives inside plexiglass. But do you really need to bring a handful of bees to your face so you can purposely be stung during a performance?
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Headlines that Cure Hunger: "Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass sex toy in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is only one way to save Gaza, Israel, and Palestine. And it doesn't involve the words "glass parking lot"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Giants' Matt Cain placed on 15-day DL; team says he won't be....*puts on sunglasses*....Abel to play
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police impressed by guy who robbed a Miami bank, then drove his getaway car to Bellingham, Washington in 50 hours. Presumably he had a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and he was wearing sunglasses
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(Expert Reviews (UK))
 
 
 
How Google Glass will read your mind and allow it to be controlled remotely unless you apply a double-thick layer of aluminum foil to your scalp before putting them on
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Brit Hume: Governor Perry, I realize the glasses are supposed to make you seem smarter, but come on. What the hell is the point of putting troops on the border if they can't arrest people?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadians prove they have their priorities straight with the invention of a drinking glass designed to protect your beer from UV rays. Or as most Americans call it, a red Solo cup
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
A man who failed in his attempt to set a Guinness world record for the "Fastest Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Tempered Glass," is now attempting to break the record for the fastest time to file a lawsuit against truTV
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Wed July 09, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
'When should you take off Google Glass, rather than just turn it off?' and other etiquette questions for the digital age
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The British tried to build a two-million ton aircraft carrier out of ice during the Second World War. Fortunately, someone brought a camera
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
It's amazing how many actors from 'Do The Right Thing' did the right thing with their careers
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Sat July 05, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Master glassblower creates an intricate horse sculpture in 1'35"
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, you bought hundreds of dollars of fireworks. You have the clay tubes...the blowtorch, and the safety glasses. Now, what do you have on your playlist?
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists stop working on wasteful projects like searching for a cure for cancer or creating a clean, renewable energy source to focus on real groundbreaking research: figuring out which shape of glass makes beer taste best
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Booze kills roughly three times as many people per year than guns. When will it be time to have a discussion about high capacity pint glasses and assault bourbons?
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Thu June 26, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Steven Wright walks down street wearing glasses when prescription runs out, sustains foot injury
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Report finds Jimmy Savile 'wore huge rings made from the glass eyes of dead bodies'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think the price tag on Google Glass is too steep, our Google overlords have you covered. With Cardboard
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Mon June 23, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Google's solution to the Google Glass backlash: Have Diane von Furstenberg design frames for them and charge $300 more
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(Reviewed.com)
 
 
 
Paid off your granite countertops yet? Good. Or too bad, whatever. Here comes tempered glass and nanotech finish. Your granite will join laminate in the junk heap
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thank you, Scott Walker, for being such a fark-up that you may help bring about campaign finance reform. *clinks glass*
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Mon June 16, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why are glasses so expensive? And how is that Laissez Faire thing working out for you?
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Fri June 13, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
I've been falsely conned by this balcony glass
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Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese company realizes that since Google Glass is just some off-the-shelf parts totaling less than $100, it can undercut Google by $1,000 and still make a 600% profit
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oliver North concerned that Obama financed terrorists with Bergdahl release. We're through the looking glass here people
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Tue June 03, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
News: Google announces it has finally made Glass 'Très chic.' Fark: It's even uglier than the original AND it's more expensive to boot
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(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Now where is that key? I had it just a minute ago. It was sitting with my glasses and wallet just before the 911 call came in
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(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Man buys penis enlarger online, gets magnifying glass instead. "The instructions that came with the package merely read 'Do not use in sunlight'"
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything. And it just sold for half the original price
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Wed May 21, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hours after hitting pregnant elk with his Volvo, Swede finds ugly-ass newborn elk on back seat. Bonus quote: "I was completely covered in glass and the elk's innards" (pic)
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Tue May 20, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
If the glass is filling up with U.S. spending on social welfare programs, why is the glass that's going to the poor getting less and less?
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'll see your non-alcoholic beer lollypops and up it with the all new alco-lollies. At 15%, each lolly is has the equivalent alcohol content to a glass of wine
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Liberal columnist agrees with Benghazi theory. We're through the looking glass, people
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Do you like to pour cold beer into frosty chilled mugs or glasses? You're doing it wrong
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Police: Glass bong is shattered; angry teen reacts by smearing mom's car with yogurt
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
In response to bars banning Glass, SF Glassholes decide to start their own bar. The result? "This bar is the opposite of fun"
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(University of Michigan)
 
 
 
"Dude, nice stained glass window." "Actually, that's my solar panel. Thanks"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sunglasses synch with your phone so you can't lose them, attempting to defy the immutable law of inverse relationship between the price of sunglasses and the mean time 'til you lose them
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Wed April 30, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
In Tennessee a pregnant woman can now be charged with criminal assault on her fetus if she sparks up a joint. Drinking a glass of chardonnay still ok though
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are fitting praying mantises with 3D glasses. Finally, my tax dollars going exactly where I want for a change
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar switches out his goggles for horn-rimmed glasses to let everybody know he was hating Donald Sterling back before it was cool
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Sun April 27, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Such vocal range. Such amazing lyrics. Such delicate musical nuances.Oh, who am I kidding.... It's a Russian metal band with a female vocalist who apparently is severely asthmatic and gargles with crushed glass and kerosine
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Would-be bank robber walks into Chase bank, selects a teller protected by bulletproof glass. Flustered, he leaves behind his ransom note, which contained his full name, making things easier for the FBI
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Things are getting so safe in Chicago for fast food workers that you now have to talk to a guy behind a bulletproof glass booth to get a sandwich
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