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67 headlines found matching 'glass'
Sat May 20, 2017
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Season 42 of Saturday Night Live ends with the smell of what host Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is cooking, musical guest Katy Perry's boobs, and more Trumpy Dumpys, Live from New York at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What happens if I watch a Google Assistant ad while wearing "THEY LIVE" glasses?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Have you been the victim of Wineshaming? And no, that doesn't involve waking up naked in someone's back yard surrounded by empty Sutter Home bottles
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves \ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: \ All mimsy were the borogoves, \ And the mome raths outgrabe." Huh, maybe that's my writing problem, I keep using words people recognize. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Since it doesn't look like Spiceweasel wants to come out and play today, why don't we take a second and discuss/digest the news that has come out in the last week? It's only Wednesday. Let's try and parse through the unending flow of shiat, shall we?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Joe Maddon won his 1,000th game as a manager, drank a glass of wine as part of the celebration
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Lich queen and presidential fellator Baba Yaga said if Trump "doesn't keep his promises I'm out." Holy hell, we're through the looking glass here, people
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If you have lost your pet zebra, Hillsborough County Sheriff Department knows where it is and want you to call them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Being declared creator of Earth's finest composition is a boost to your Ego
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The areas of the UK that drink the most. Alternatively, the best places to party in the UK
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate Star Wars Day than with a nice tall glass of blue milk
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Tue May 02, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman prays, then stomps out car windshield of man she thought was her boyfriend. With glass stomping video
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Thu April 20, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
People are buying $100,000 bongs. See? Pot does make you stupid
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Slamming your girlfriend through a glass table, exposing yourself to her 13 year-old son, and stealing Medicaid funds for strippers is no way to run a retirement home, dad
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Is it OK to tell off other people's children?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this glass of fruit
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Be careful taking selfies while wearing mirrored sunglasses
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple looking to invent the Galaxy S8 with the next iPhone
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on iZombie, Liv embraces a zen outlook to solve the case, (CW 9ET) Later, on Agents of HYDRA, while Fitz and May remain firmly bound by Madame Hydra's tentacles, the rest of the team tries to escape through the looking glass. (ABC 10ET)
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Wed April 12, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Glassdoor takes a moment out of sending you fake job notices to state the surprising and fake results of their survey of the highest-paying companies. It surprised them, too
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In a twist that will surprise no one, the best EA Hockey title was made 24 years ago. "We've basically identified it as the best game we've ever played, and why would you spend your time playing anything else?"
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Mon April 10, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is how the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad was supposed to be watched...through a pair of "They live" sunglasses
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WH sources say Trump, possibly just to mess with EVERYONE is considering making economic adviser Gary Cohn Chief of Staff. Cohn is a Goldman-Sachs Alum, but a Democrat, in favor of a carbon tax and reinstating Glass-Steagall, and against big tax cuts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Prostitute who Michael Jacksoned Google executive to be Trumped back to Canada
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Fri April 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered that bees have great eyesight. Well duh. When was the last time you saw a bee wearing glasses?
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Thu April 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
How about a nice cool glass of insecticide? er,......I mean tap water
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Is that Frederick Douglass in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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Wed March 29, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A glass of Country-Western served with a shot of Goth. Git yer shiatkickers on
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Tue March 28, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Jack Russell with an addiction to COCA-COLA has to have twelve teeth removed
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Someone used a cement pig to try to break into UPS store
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Everyone else, just throw a bible through a mosque's glass door
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He is fine taking eyeglasses from children so he can pass a bill," an angry Joy Reid says of Paul Ryan and his ironic Ayn Rand philosophy. When will Republicans learn Rand was a welfare queen with terrible ideologies that would destroy America?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail scientists dress svelte model in three different sets of office wear to learn which gets most glances from attractive men in eye-tracking glasses. The result was shocking
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drifting itself takes practice and some getting used to, so how about reverse-entry drifting?
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
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Danica Patrick's huge aviator sunglasses are the only thing keeping her from floating away from the Earth's surface
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Tue March 21, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Female CEO of lady-time-undies company breaks another glass ceiling
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Lunch Lothario strikes again, ditching a woman after ordering steak, Caesar salad, side of shrimp, glass of Pinot and a baked potato at BJ's in Pasadena: "He's not out there. Is this a first date?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA to use Sun as a magnifying glass to spy on alien planets
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Fri March 17, 2017
(TBK Magazine)
 
 
 
Discussions on Gambling, the awkwardness of the strip club, clothing for pets, and did I mention wine?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The cheapest wines at most restaurants are often the best bargain on the menu. At least that's what you can keep telling yourself
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Visa wants to put your credit card in your sunglasses, because who ever loses sunglasses?
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Tue March 14, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Fark servers to be offline March 24-26
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Wed March 08, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Because who doesn't like chugging a glass of tap water that looks like Pepto-Bismol?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes. Giggity also accepted if you are in to that sort of thing
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Mon March 06, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Wine-infused coffee. For when you need to get up for work, and want to forget where you are once you get there
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Mon February 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's new "chunky shards'o'glass" apple sauce may not cut it in the market
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Science creates a source of free air conditioning, and it's even cheap to produce. Still no cure for Florida
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Navy Secretary withdraws. I guess he didn't feel like (sunglasses) going down with the ship.....YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Sat February 25, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
One researcher went to the Chinese factories that make Mardi Gras Beads and spoke to the workers who believe the beads will be given to royalty
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge to claimant: Fat, drunk and careless while wearing high heels is no way to go down the stairs lady
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Hey ya fuggin' Southie, ya lucky this bah switched ta plastic. I'd a busted ya head
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to get ketchup out of a glass bottle without ruining your clothes? Let's call on an engineering professor for a demonstration
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to possessing dead sheep and eel porn. Looks like he's headed down a slippery slope
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangely-shaped new wine glass fits the contour of your face to intensify the taste. Supposedly better than just drinking out of a paper bag
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Like sands through the hourglass soap opera Spicer brings in higher ratings than actual soap operas. Does this mean Victor from The Young & Restless become the new press secretary? Will Trump's Twitter rage soon send him to General Hospital?
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
All you can drink for less than a dollar. Difficulty : Japan
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Alternative facts are about to turn Iran into a glass parking lot
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Frederick Douglass may have been a civil rights pioneer but his descendants are clearly our nation's greatest practitioners of the passive-aggressive sick burn
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Google patents glasses that can tell if you're in a coma
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Judging by this statement: "Abolitionist leader Frederick Douglass 'an example of somebody who's done an amazing job that is being recognized more and more, I notice'", Trump clearly doesn't know who Fred Douglass is
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Actually glass skywalks are safer than wooden skywalks.'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice clears up Donald Trump's Frederick Douglass comments as only Bullshiat Spice can
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Sat January 28, 2017
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Middletown man's electronic heart monitor leads to his arrest
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's hard to imagine anything quenching a thirst quite like a tall glass of Oreo-flavored 7% Hornswoggler chocolate milk stout
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New 'smart glasses' automatically focus on whatever the wearer is looking at, whether it be words, movies, or breasts
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turning 80, Philip Glass asks why some don't consider his wide variety of works, remarks on haters of his style of classical music: "Those people just died. The people who don't want you don't change their minds. You outlive them, if you're lucky"
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