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Headlines matching 'glass'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN) Ironic How to select the most appropriate wine by vintage and bouquet for your delicate palate after you slap the burgers and dogs on the BBQ. With helpful picture of wine glass full of beer  (eatocracy.cnn.com) (12)
(The Atlantic) Amusing How Kickstarter became the Hipster Home Shopping Network. "From aquariums made out of vintage iMacs to handcrafted bamboo sunglasses, the following projects read like a game of hipster bingo"  (theatlantic.com) (39)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Times Tribune) Fail Suggestions for Father's Day activities: go fishing; go watch a sporting event; sit outside and grill; get arrested together for meth distribution  (thetimestribune.com) (14)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Sports Illustrated) Cool Will Martin Brodeur need a glass of Metamucil? Will John Tortorella need a sippy cup of apple juice? The answers and more in tonight's Devils at Rangers Game 5 ECF thread (8:00 PM eastern, NBCSN)  (nhl-red-light.si.com) (662)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary ...and at night, the meth fairy flies through your window to spread her gift of love and joy (with fairy mugshot)  (kirotv.com) (60)
(Sun Sentinel) Amusing Today's FARK-ready headline: "Ohio family in 'Porkopolis' seeks return of stolen swine statue that was wearing eyeglasses"  (sun-sentinel.com) (7)


Mon May 21, 2012
(WCPO) Obvious Concluding yet another "Who would have thought that?" study, CDC discovers that overweight teens are most at risk for future heart related problems. Next on their list, do glasses help people see better?  (wcpo.com) (41)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Boing Boing) Cool Hidden pint-glass QR code is only visible when filled with Guinness. There *is* one major flaw in that design  (boingboing.net) (40)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Stupid Naked man fleeing police falls through ceiling, breaks through glass door and then it gets interesti.... No, actually that's pretty much it. Ta Da  (chicagotribune.com) (14)


Thu May 17, 2012
(The Big Picture) Stupid Brief history of how lobbyists and banks whittled away at Glass-Steagall over time until it was gone. Kind of like Lisa and Bart saying "Can we have a pool, Dad?" until Homer relents  (ritholtz.com) (74)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Looks like CSI Miami (puts on sunglasses)...just got the ax. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH   (insidetv.ew.com) (66)


Tue May 01, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy Yes, yes, yes, sort of want, mmmmeh why not, yes, yes, HELL YEAH, maybe, yes, sort of want, YES, would hit, fist of an angry god, hmmmm crazy eyes, no thanks, how about no, what's with the glasses, maybe, maybe, DO NOT WANT  (buzzfeed.com) (110)
(Some Cool Guy) Cool This is why America still rules--the shot glass greeting card  (55his.com) (14)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Architizer) Cool Home's glass-bottomed bathroom situated above deep elevator shaft will have guests crapping their pants before they ever reach the toilet (w/crap-inducing pics)  (architizer.com) (58)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Bloomberg) Interesting Opera glasses used by Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theater could bring $700,000. Auction house desperately hoping someone will take a shot at it  (bloomberg.com) (40)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some crafty brewer) Obvious MIT researchers invent new water-repellent "super glass". Which is why American light beers will no longer be available in bottles  (ibtimes.com) (32)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Click On Detroit) Hero You still have the right to run through the streets naked and high on meth without being charged with a crime. USA USA USA  (clickondetroit.com) (64)


Tue April 24, 2012
(WPTV) Florida Self-described prophet breaks glass, rips out TVs, destroys Jeep, and writes 'Fear God' in his own blood. Don't blame the Devil for this one  (wptv.com) (23)


Fri April 20, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Scary Some garbage collectors find tin cans and glass bottles in the trash. These guys found a used military-style rocket launcher  (blog.chron.com) (117)
(Time) Fail Chinese company names sunglasses after Helen Keller  (newsfeed.time.com) (117)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Ironic Obama throws some equal pay stones from his glass White House, where the women make 18% less than the men  (breitbart.com) (181)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Metro) Amusing London Olympics ask The Who's manager if Keith Moon would be available to play during the ceremonies: "If they have a round table, some glasses and candles, we might contact him"  (metro.co.uk) (48)
(Some Bruins Blog) Scary Pane of glass takes a major penalty for delivering a blow to the head (with video)  (bigbadblog.weei.com) (48)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Tulsa World) Followup Meth head fuel tanker driver who led cops on 20 mile long, high speed chase, gets sentenced to doing 55. In other news: Apparently you can get a job driving a fuel tanker with 5 previous felony convictions. w/ meth head mugshot goodness  (tulsaworld.com) (36)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Telegraph) Fail Not News: Man breaks into game preserve. News: Cannot get cash so he saws off a Rhino horn. FARK: It was a fiberglass Rhino head  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)
(Fox News) Followup How bad can meth and hookers mess you up? How about going from Sheriff of the Year to being locked up in the jail they named after you?  (foxnews.com) (52)


Fri March 30, 2012
(WTSP) Florida So you look out your window and see someone you don't know camping in your yard. And then it gets weird  (origin.wtsp.com) (31)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid Man reportedly on uppers, downers, and pot arrested. He was agitated, sleepy, and hungry  (thenewsstar.com) (21)


Wed March 28, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Woman calls 911, reporting she's "lost in the woods" and doesn't know where to pee. Or, as they call it in Florida, high on meth in her front yard with a gun and a cooler of beer  (wtsp.com) (47)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Some Guy With Friggin' Lasers) Dumbass Wear 2 pairs of glasses (one with friggin' lasers), 3 or 4 "man purses", Superman socks, demand to to see the pilot, and everyone on the plane gets all bent out of shape. Jeesh, what's the world coming to these days  (dfw.cbslocal.com) (61)


Fri March 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Want your boner pills? Ohio wants to make it... *sunglasses* ...a lot harder. YEEEAAAAHHHHH  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (124)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Man steals giant fiberglass chicken. "The drumsticks were left behind"  (citytv.com) (27)


Sun March 04, 2012
(ESPN) Sad Brewers right fielder Corey Hart needs surgery, sunglasses at night  (espn.go.com) (37)


Sat March 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Police looking for stolen iPads seize 750 pounds of meth, with a street value of $34 million, or two months of AT&T data charges  (paloaltoonline.com) (56)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Fail Meth lab explodes in bathroom on college campus. I'm guessing the culprit wasn't a chemistry major  (desmoinesregister.com) (65)
(LA Times) Amusing Nerdiest. Meth Dealer. Ever  (latimes.com) (57)


Mon February 27, 2012
(CNBC) Misc People in glass economies shouldn't throw BRICs  (cnbc.com) (9)
(TMZ) Interesting Lindsay Lohan wants SNL to joke about anything. *Seductively lowers sunglasses* ANYTHING  (tmz.com) (36)


Fri February 24, 2012
(The Chattanoogan) Sad Remember when you were little and you'd wake your drunken mother to take you to school and she'd hurl a glass and hit you on the head and you'd bleed everywhere and she'd get arrested? Those were the days  (chattanoogan.com) (54)


Wed February 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Google to sell heads-up display glasses by year's end, allowing you to see information on things around you, find Sarah Connor  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (47)


Sun February 19, 2012
(YouTube) Video David Haye hits Derrick Chisora with a glass bottle at the post fight presser for Chisora/Klitschko. A new meme of "HE GLASSED ME" is instantly born (includes profanity)  (youtube.com) (64)


Sat February 18, 2012
(Denver Post) Strange Before dumping your garbage down your apartment's trash chute, please make sure to separate all your glass, papers, and dead bodies  (denverpost.com) (32)


Thu February 16, 2012
(MyFox Twin Cities) Amusing Neighbor from Hell wears sunglasses at night, flashes crotch at kids birthday party, flips the bird to news reporter  (myfoxtwincities.com) (187)


Sun February 12, 2012
(The Sun) Hero Why Homer is our greatest philosopher. Simpson, I mean, not that dead Greek guy  (thesun.co.uk) (79)
(SeattlePI) Spiffy Canine blood bank helps to save other dogs in need. Your dog wants a small glass of orange juice and a sugar cookie  (seattlepi.com) (36)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Mr. Plinkett retrofits his Phantom Menace critique for 3D. (Put on your glasses now) OMG THE PIZZA ROLLS ARE COMING RIGHT AT US  (redlettermedia.com) (16)
(Washington Post) Amusing George Will nearly fogs up his wire rimmed glasses in a rage: "Republicans who think America is being endangered by "appeasement" and military parsimony have worked that pedal on their organ quite enough" Oh snap  (washingtonpost.com) (61)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely North Korea's iconic concrete pyramid, the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang, is now covered in mirrored glass and set to open in the spring, only 23 years behind schedule  (washingtonpost.com) (162)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Consumerist) Asinine From the "Why Haven't They Been Doing That All Along?" files: Congress introduces legislation to limit levels of lead and arsenic in fruit juice. Next up - Bringing down the levels of broken glass in breakfast cereal  (consumerist.com) (104)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Good News: Researchers invent vaccines to prevent heroin, cocaine, and meth addiction. Bad News: It's in Mexico  (latino.foxnews.com) (112)
(Sci Mag) Cool News: Scientists accidentally make a sheet of glass only three atoms thick, analyze its structure. Fark: It exactly matches a prediction made by a glass theorist in 1932  (news.sciencemag.org) (45)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary When asked why he was drinking beer from a wine glass, this guy didn't know, but he took a stab at it  (chicagotribune.com) (48)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Alamo Drafthouse) Cool First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours  (princessbridewine.com) (49)

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