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Headlines matching 'glass'
Wed April 16, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NYC government agency to be issued Google Glasses. Would that be a) the NYPD, b) MTA bus drivers, or c) Restaurant Health Inspectors?
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Smoking doobies, cutting up a magnifying glass, and translating text messages to semaphore - meet the new Scouting badges
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The best thing about $1 Beer Night at minor league hockey games? Using the empties to build a giant "beeramid" against the glass
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(13)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists have created pair of glasses that imitate that creepy robot 709 from the TV series "Lexx"
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Tue April 08, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
New study shows that music listeners prefer more repetition within songs. All hail our ultimate music overlord, Philip Glass
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Someone richer than you just paid $36 million for a shot glass with a picture of a cock on it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WH: Hey, our pay gap is still better then the rest of you assholes. People in glass houses sink ships, ya know
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Google really, really, REALLY wants to trademark the word "glass". Let's see how high the trademark office can get them to pony up before that happens
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
"Looks like someone got into..." **puts on sunglasses**..."DOUBLE Dutch..."--YEAAAAAHHHHH
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A $400,000 fiberglass sculpture of a camel staring at a needle will be put up in Pakistan, where the average yearly income is about $1,250 per year. Guess who is paying for the sculpture? Take a guess
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man scams Kohl's out of $109 by buying 6 pairs of sunglasses, taking them out to his car and putting the price tags on 6 pairs of sunglasses that he already owned then returning the old sunglasses. Seems like a lot of trouble for $109
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Spec's Liquor Stores gets new prescription glasses, realizes they've been hacked the past 17 months
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Dayton Flyer's are this season's Cinderella team until their glass slippers break. Or maybe they're the three little pigs. Its hard to keep up with these brother's Grimm sports analogies
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Uh yeah, that's a tugboat towing a ship off the Canary Islands, not a passenger jet crash. You Spanish airport officials need some glasses
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Wed March 26, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
No matter how bad your job is, at least you don't have to dangle from a harness and clean the underside of a glass sidewalk jutting out over the Grand Canyon
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news, Luxottica is partnering with Google to make Glass even more expensive
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Mon March 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There's nothing like standing right up front at a hockey game and banging on the glass. It gives you the feeling of really being part of the action
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Fri March 21, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
RIP Pat McGovern (1937-2014). You may not know his name, but if you ever read GamePro, MacWorld, PC World or a "Dummies" book, lift a glass in his memory
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Corey Hart wished old teammates had worked harder to keep him, had worn sunglasses at night, and had never surrendered
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man and teen use PVC pipe, a plastic bottle and ice to create redneck American Gladiators in a WaWa parking lot
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Two societal outcasts find true love and get married at a Juggalo wedding. Pardon me - it's getting a little meth-y in here
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Sat March 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just in time for the weekend: savvy gal puts together "Walk of Shame Kit" that includes dress, sunglasses and appropriate notes to leave behind after that drunken hookup; all this within a free spirited gal's budget
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not news: A guy is selling sunglasses previously owned by Paul Walker. Farking sick news: The sunglasses were looted from the wreckage of Paul Walker's crash
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Some dos and don'ts for St Patrick's Day: Do stock up on Guinness early, don't forget to raise a glass to other great Patricks
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Aaron Paul used to greet Breaking Bad fans at his home with a glass of champagne. Now, he's been forced to move
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Obit of the day: "There will be no viewing since his wife refuses to honor his request to have him standing in the corner of the room with a glass of Jack Daniels in his hand so he would appear natural to visitors"
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Thu March 06, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to cut a thick round glass plate from a sheet of 19mm glass without cracking under pressure. No pane, no gain
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Wed March 05, 2014
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says "I am not Superman", though strangely lately he seems to have taken to wearing glasses with thick, un-stylish frames, and NEVER seems to be around when Superman shows up to save the day
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
And the award for most redneck gang name goes to
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Mon March 03, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Marketing and branding gurus begin to target up-and-coming generation of Google Glass users. It's the perfect marriage of assholes and Glassholes
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Sat March 01, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple shareholders: "Hey, you know, this environmentally friendly attitude is cutting into our profits." Tim Cook: "There is the rounded-edge bi-metal chrome trim sapphire glass retinal display door"
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Thu February 27, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Twenty-one year old man arrested for making meth. And yes, he was even wearing a Los Pollos Hermanos t-shirt
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Wed February 26, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
So a Glasshole walks into a bar
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Today's media fear-mongering story: glass in your home could be dangerous
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"It's easy to fall for the hysteria surrounding meth since it's the drug warriors' scapegoat drug of choice, but there is no empirical evidence that meth causes physical deformities, rots teeth or is even close to as addictive as it's made out to be"
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Tue February 25, 2014
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Hedgehogs quickly gaining popularity as pets. "You might say it's *removes sunglasses* a Sonic boom"
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Sat February 22, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old and busted: medical marijuana. Hot new idea: medical coke and meth
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Wed February 19, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Google has released a list of dos and don'ts for early adopters of Google Glass, explaining how not to be a Glasshole. Step One: don't wear them. Ever
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
If you thought Google Glass was dorky, wait until you see the knock-off version with the "birth control" rims
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Tue February 18, 2014
(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
We're one step closer to cyborg cops as police trial Google Glass
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Sun February 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fill a glass of water and coins appear? Badass
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Thu February 13, 2014
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
A man, and a burglary plan. Up to the roof, down through the ventilation system. Smash and grab, and exit? Oh...the doors won't open. And the glass is bulletproof. What does one do? Have a smoke and wait to be arrested
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Wed February 12, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
And the latest free-market hating hippy and "Occupy" stooge to call for the return of the depression area Glass-Steagle banking law that split investment banks from traditional banks is: Billionaire investor Carl Icahn
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
1988: He first strode upon the icy slopes of our consciousness. Slightly-crossed eyes a fuzzy, hyperopic blue thru impossibly thick glasses, tongue thrust firmly into the frigid Calgary air... Where the hell's Eddie the Eagle Edwards these days?
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Tue February 11, 2014
(Washington University St. Louis)
 
 
 
Visualization of malignant neoplasmic tissue injected with indocyanine green fluores... Wait, this is Fark: Combine Google Glass and Geordi La Forge's Visor and you can get rid of cancer faster
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(Computer Business Review)
 
 
 
Five real life uses for Google glasses. Looking like a douchebag, asshole, idiot, moron, and of course porn
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Because Google Glass wasn't creepy enough, it will now be used in airports to start tracking you the moment you arrive; sell you 200% pure Strong Rhino pills make you go strong like rat
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Sun February 09, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"I now shop for food with a collection of 1-liter glass canning jars in a big basket. When I approach the deli, meat, or fish counters, I hold out my glass jar and politely ask the employee to put it in the jar"
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Wed February 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not News: At a congressional hearing with the director of the CBO, Congressman tries to set the record straight on what the report on Obamacare and jobs really means. All the Way Through the Looking Glass: It was Paul Ryan
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP Senator: CBO says Obamacare will cost 2M jobs. Reporter: CBO says that current GOP plan will add to deficit. Senator: You can't believe the CBO
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Sun February 02, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Truck spills 6,000 pounds of glass on road. What a pane
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(34)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Congress Jeff Sessions (R-Ala) quotes Lady Gaga to prove the president is wrong on marijuana. We are ALL the way through the looking glass now, people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Being asked a question by a Daily Show 'reporter' can be like being invited to walk into a glass door. Witness Peter Schiff running into one at full speed when asked about minimum wage
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Tue January 28, 2014
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
"You know what would make Google Glass even better? Attaching a pencil-holder to it. Or a flower-pot." Google Glass's usefulness as a pickup tool drops rapidly to 0
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bristol Palin takes a step outside her glass house to start throwing stones
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Fri January 24, 2014
(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
When a police officer asks you if you consent to a search of your car, you are allowed to say no...particularly when you are driving with $2 million in meth. You also don't have to talk. Especially when you tell police your plans to sell it
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Thu January 23, 2014
(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Tennessee sure has a meth on their hands
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(8)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
One of the glass panels of the New York Apple Store is shattered by a snowblower. Fark: The panel costs more than your house
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Tue January 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeland Security detains man for 3 hours after he wears Google Glasses to the movies. Feel safer, citizen?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Google Glass app promises to make sex "more awesome"
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Fri January 17, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
78-year-old woman has genius idea of abseiling down chimney to retrieve lost glasses. What could go wrong?
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Thu January 16, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
And now we raise a glass, repeatedly, until exhaustion, in honor of Andy Holden, the only world-class runner known to have run 100 miles and downed 100 pints in the same week
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Wed January 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
FBI arrests fundraiser of Representative. Looks like things are getting a little *puts on sunglasses*...Grimm. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
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(11)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pillow fort. New hotness: Colored ice fort
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(25)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Blue tinted Meth is making people sick, unlike regular meth which is perfectly healthy
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Mon January 13, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
You kids are cute with your Jennifer Lawrence worship, but we grown-ups are over here fighting over which one of us gets to lick the residue from Emma Thompson's martini glass
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Thu January 09, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
University student hacks off his own penis and stabs his mother while stoned out of his head on mephedrone; his answer to 'Hey, how was your Christmas break dude?' from fellow students to produce slack-jawed, glassy-eyed horror
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Wed January 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having a slow day? Here are some '80s movie posters in stained glass for you to look at
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(49)
 


Tue January 07, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're going to shoplift at Wal-Mart, try not to cary your crystal meth and loaded Glock with you. And don't try to bribe the arresting officer
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Sun January 05, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Uses for duct tape: home repairs, protecting glass during storms, making crazy prom dresses and wallets, fixing the Fukushima nuclear meltdown, plumbing leaks... wait a minute, go back a couple
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(90)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Legendary science fiction producer Bernard Glasser, who brought us The Day of the Triffids, Return of the Fly, and The Three Stooges in "Gold Raiders" has died at 89
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(16)
 


Sat January 04, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"Dear Samantha: I hope this card finds you well and you are doing OK in prison. Just wanted to wish you a Merry ChristMETH hint hint. Love, Dumbass"
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(31)
 


Fri January 03, 2014
(Viral Nova)
 
 
 
The best glass sculptures of viruses, diseases, and bacteria you'll see this week
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(6)
 


Mon December 30, 2013
(Telegram)
 
 
 
What would you do with a building that is 20th century glass and steel on the outside and a medieval castle inside? This is a serious question to some
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(29)
 


Sat December 21, 2013
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gallant always returns his empty glass to the bar. Goofus notices this and fines the pub for using 'undeclared labor'
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