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83 headlines found matching 'glass'
Tue August 23, 2016
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can now use a beer glass embedded with a smart chip that records how many drinks you're having at the bars which will in turn let you earn free drinks and shall in no way be introduced in a court of law during your next DUI trial
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The hosts of Fox and Friends apparently believe that wearing glasses, as Hillary now does, is "a sign of brain damage." Though, in their defense, they have had to interact with Rick Perry a lot, so you can see how they'd think that
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Latest traffic delay in Calais caused by refugees running around with chain saws attacking cars: "It was something that I can only imagine would resemble a war zone"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The very first Camaro prototype is on display in a huge glass box on the side of a street in Detroit
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glass coated kite strings leave three dead in India
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Ray-Ban Camo Aviator Classic Sunglasses. I went looking for a joke about wearing sunglasses in winter but it turns out it's actually a good idea. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Institute for Relentless Killjoys finds that three glasses of milk a day can lead to early death
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Beijing auntie becomes viral sensation in China for R-rated rant against unruly Chinese tourists breaking laws abroad and showing no respect to local laws. The sunglasses make the video
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
RI Environmental Police think that there just might be something suspicious about a boat that drifted into a Warwick marina with a still-running engine and nothing on board except a fair amount of blood and broken glass covering the deck
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Murder suspect fleeing cops gets taken out by officer glass door
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Missing Jeb: Male, 63, neutered, beige, glasses, missing a sweater vest, in need of polite but vigorous reinforcement. If found, Please call his mom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The GOP wants to bring Glass-Steagall back, but for all the wrong reasons
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Blackpool Gazette)
 
 
 
This is why you should always pay your garbage disposal bills
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're probably holding your glass of wine all wrong. Wait ... "glass?"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Rose-tinted glasses may make you fondly remember school and beer goggles may help you drunk dial your ex at 3am, but these amber coloured glasses could help you overcome manic episodes
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Will there be peace and love in the convention hall tonight? Will Hillary come out swinging? Will Trump live tweet the burns? Does someone hear glass shattering? THIS is your DNC Day 4 thread. "She's got this" edition. (Coverage starts at 4:30pm)
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Want to make it easier for your doc to check your intestinal health? How about a tall, cool glass of fluorescent spinach?
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Wed July 20, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Get out your rolling papers and bongs, it's time for Uruguay's Cannabis Cup
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Tue July 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Glass Explosion at 343,000FPS
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"Police said there is no reason to believe the glass was intentionally placed in the sandwich"
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets new job, drinks six pints, wakes up on glass roof 75 feet above the ground with no recollection of how he got there. When police asked if he had caused a public nuisance he said: 'Yeah, I was found on the roof so I suppose I did"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A single fastened button at the waist helped show off First Man Philip May's fantastic figure and a pale blue tie brought out his eyes. Round glasses accentuated his amazing bone structure - no doubt one of the assets he used to bag his wife"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers reliever hits DL due to wound from shattered Cheers souvenir beer mug. It's a dog-eat-dog world and someone's wearing Milk-Bone underwear
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Thu July 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tiny fish trolls sea turtle
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Since we're having a heatwave, here are five different Mojito recipes to try out
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
Yale dishwasher breaks through another barrier of racism - stained glass windows
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Thu July 07, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ottawa clinic has a new treatment for severe alcoholics, an hourly glass of wine
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Wed July 06, 2016
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Cuba will be conquered and appropriated by only the finest American hipster colonialists, who will turn it into retro Cold War museum and ruin it the way they ruined hoodies, trendy glasses, bacon, and Che shirts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man accused of groping six teens at Disney's Typhoon Lagoon blames his "broken glasses"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: DropShades colored LED glasses light up and change in response to music and sound. Made for EDM festivals but also useful in weird late night conversations. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue July 05, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
To make sure your information is not stolen when you pump gas should you a) shake the card reader b) check for a security sticker c) use cash, wear a dark hoodie and sunglasses, send an identical car to a different gas station or d) all of the above
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Sun July 03, 2016
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Some stories are all about the numbers: 12-year-old girl. Six-year-old sister. Forty-mile police chase at 118mph. A full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes and two pairs of sunglasses just assumed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
General Mills gets into the spirit of the Olympics with special edition Gold Medal Flour that will make you believe you just drank a refreshing glass of river water in Rio
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Sat July 02, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Woman that proudly proclaimed herself "The Duck Whisperer" pulls a gun on a neighbor over a missing duck. I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses*... she didn't have all her ducks in a row
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Tue June 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? Watch a former England manager's heart break as he comments through the second goal
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? He was even more awesome at the end of the England game
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists take time out from their busy disease-curing work to solve a much more pressing issue
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jay Leno gets to scratch something off his bucket list. Has to ask 'what can go wrong' while doing it
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Sun June 26, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
America could fall behind in science not because of lack of PhDs, but because the best laboratory glassblower in the country is retiring and there's no one to take his place: "There just aren't any scientific glassblowers anymore"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's been 30 years since David Bowie and his manhood made a huge splash on the big screen. So why did 'Labyrinth' become such a beloved cult classic? Grab your (glass) balls and read on
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Fri June 24, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out the new Skyslide at a Los Angeles skyscraper, a slide where only 1.25 inches of glass separates you from a thousand-foot drop
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink a cup of coffee first thing after you wake up, turns out that all you're doing is wasting coffee. Here comes the sweet caffeinated science
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The polls are a dead heat. The $150M betting market says Britain stays. But with $5.3T at stake in the currency markets, a shrewd trader could manipulate the betting market with pocket change. Whose glass contains iocaine powder? Place your last bets
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The perilous new housing fad that has hit Paris is for the amateur carpenter everywhere. Although It's high on style, it's low on permits and safety
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Without mentioning "causing", Michigan sues two companies for continuing and worsening the Flint water crisis. One company says Michigan DEQ made the decisions, not them. Get your popcorn and a glass of something
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
"Even the editors of Fark, the funny repository for 'It's not news, it's Fark' headlines and stories, selected this NPR drinking and sex story for its main page"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are five man-made substances that never got the memo about obeying the laws of physics
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Forty years after a chemistry teacher in Maine put an unwrapped Twinkie on his chalkboard to see how long it would take to decompose, it's still intact in a glass case at the school. This is not the premise of Stephen King's newest novel
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Fri June 17, 2016
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
If you were one of the people playing bumper cars with cement mixers in Stafford County, Virginia, the police would like to have a word with you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To help people feel safe on China's new 1,000-foot-high glass bridge, engineers let a reporter hit it with a sledgehammer. Don't worry: He was wearing his brown pants
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been one year since Donald Trump declared his candidacy. Let's check in on his poll numbers. You might need to use his "special" magnifying glass for this
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Behold Winecream: when you need your comfort food to get you drunk, too
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
The world's perfect beer glass is apparently "the biggest breakthrough in pouring since gravity"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
UW-Stout student got OW after too much stout
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
America's first cat wine bar to open in Denver. Subby was told the cats are great but whoever served the wine did a pour job
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Large wine glasses make you drink more. Here comes the science
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Activist walks on broken glass with four snakes in his mouth because deforestation
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Six thousand lottery tickets stolen in smash-and-grab burglary. Redeemed value projected at $487.00
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever walked into a sliding glass door that you thought was open? Well this is exactly like that EXACTLY
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Wed June 01, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How to get a good night's sleep? Simple. Just follow the 10-3-2-1-0 routine
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
A theme park opening in France devoted entirely to wine? Pour me a glass and take my money
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
There's a SodaStream for beer now
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gang armed with guns, bats and machetes attacks barber shop, trashes Alfa Romeo belonging to owner because one of them didn't like the haircut he got there. Fark: This fight has been going on for a YEAR
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After knowing her for a year and a half, man decides to betray her trust. After observing him for a few minutes, these ladies got her back
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
X-Men: Apocalypse draws in $64 million, well below Fox's expectations, perhaps because Apocalypse looks like a rejected Power Rangers villain. Alice 2: Looking Glass Boogaloo debuted at #2 with a soft $30 million, sending Angry Birds to #3
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teen intentionally leaves a pair of glasses on the floor of a gallery, patrons think it's art
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp is back again as the Mad Hatter in 'Alice Through the Looking Glass.' Can we just watch his dog apology video again instead?
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Wed May 25, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
25 years ago this month, a newly adult Bill Gates rocked the saucer-shaped glasses, touted Microsoft Windows 3.0, Visual Basic, Pen Windows, and multimedia to the masses at Windows World
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Meet the fish that people are killing each other to own
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Raptors even the series with the Cavaliers at 2-2. Old, cranky sportswriters sharpen their pitchforks and prepare their annual "LeBron Is Not Clutch" pieces
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mildly attractive English girl enjoys her first ever alcoholic drink on her 18th birthday. IT'S NEWS TO US, DAMMIT
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: You hit a person with your car. Worse: You leave the scene of the crash. Fark: You stop to check the damage and your car rolls over you, pinning and killing you
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Baker Duff Goldman created a functional beer glass made of crystalized sugar and cake, and he doesn't even drink
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor Bill Weld stands by his remarks comparing Donald Trump's immigrant plan to deport Muslims to that of Hitler's own plans. And he hopes it will make him the Libertarian Party's essential VP candidate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, channeling his inner Bono by wearing sunglasses inside, says Donald Trump is "the worst and it's scary Republicans love him so much"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Day Britain is back for a second year so on June 15, raise a pint glass of barely alcoholic, room-temperature lager that kinda tastes like dollar store pilsner spit into your mouth by a dog to whatever we were talking about
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Lost behind Stephen Curry's offensive explosion was how confused Kevin Durant and Oklahoma City looked on the offensive end of the floor
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Wed May 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Planning to visit Tamil Nadu in Southeast India? Better get going before they take away your right to drink booze and pass out on the sidewalk with all the broken glass
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Frightened turtle crashes through woman's windshield. No euphemisms were harmed in the making of this headline
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Congressional Research Service produces a report showing that Judge Merrick Garland is basically Antonin Scalia in glasses. Still won't get him confirmed however because stigginit
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to young, scrappy and hungry Hamilton, which just set the record for Tony nominations with 16. Link includes complete list with all the other nominees (a.k.a. losers)
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Thu April 28, 2016
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Granny to celebrate 100th birthday with pole dance. Suck it Betty White
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Wed April 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Philadelphia emerges as favorite to host 2017 NFL draft. Giveaway prizes to audience members may include officially licensed t-shirts, glass bottles, 9-volt batteries
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