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63 headlines found matching 'girls'
Mon September 15, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, a fairytale 'happily ever after' means 'the Handsome Prince was booked on kidnapping and sexual exploitation of a minor charges'
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(59)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jersey Boys' Bob Crewe, who wrote Four Seasons classic songs, died at 83. He wrote the original "Big Girls Don't Cry," "Walk Like a Man," "Dawn (Go Away)" and even "Lady Marmalade" for LaBelle
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(24)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Two British girls do the chapstick challenge. Best. Video. Ever
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(44)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
DEVOUTLY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS: Oklahoma Woman Takes DMV Photo Wearing Religious Headwear - A Spaghetti Strainer. Wait- Did He Boil For Our Sins?
 
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen girls are known to try and get as close to their idols as possible as they become emotionally over-attached to stars, like Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber, ISIS, David Beckh--WAIT WHAT?
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"No girls allowed" is a fun rule for your clubhouse when you're 8. When you're a member of Congress holding a fundraiser, not so much
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(33)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Daily News will no longer refer to a professional football team by its unacceptable nickname. Henceforth, Giants fans are to call the team from Dallas the Cowpies and not the Cowgirls
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(43)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of the nine-year-old girl who mowed down an instructor at a gun range with an Uzi wants everyone to pray. Because that will make it all better
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surrogate mom, 'Bama style
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(91)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can Seth Meyers carry an entire awards show? Will Breaking Bad go out on top? Will Modern Family rightly be named TV's best comedy? Will Girls get shut out? Find out tonight at 8PM ET on NBC. It's your official Emmy Awards Discussion Thread
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(ABC)
 
 
 
The Amish show you how to say, "thank you for being awesome"
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(52)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skeletor Spice says she isn't interested in Spice Girls reunion
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two girls received $47k in benefits after their father goes missing and is declared dead in 1994. 20-years later he is found alive. SSA: Uh about that money, we want it back
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(134)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Amish girls abducted from their roadside vegetable stand found alive, say they can't wait to get back to doing chores
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Sat August 09, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
What: "Investigators refused to say how the girl died or when..." The: "...but said that whoever killed her was likely..." Fark: "...'covered in mud' at some point over the weekend"
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(37)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get caught using a pen camera to look up girls' skirts at a Publix grocery store
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What the right has been reduced to: Tucker Carlson's online rag is trying to gin up outrage that Malia Obama accidentally kicked someone in the crowd at Lollapalooza, and the Secret Service did NOTHING to restrain this dangerous thugette
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Mon August 04, 2014
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
More women not shaving their pits in what could be a fashion statement, could be an illustration of what it looks when a woman is carrying a couple of sea urchins around everywhere
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Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 20-year-old model who previously lived as a boy sets sights on Miss World despite death threats: "I'd love to help other confused girls and boys who are scared to be themselves. Nobody should be ashamed to be who they want to be" (w/pics)
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Silly White Girl or: How I learned that I am useless at foreign aid and love staying the fark away so professionals can work
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(166)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Two words: chick Lego
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Sat July 26, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Sharp knees are still ok with this guy
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(96)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're an older lady and you want to make a few nice gestures for the kids in your community, it's probably not a good idea to start anonymously leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of girls to whom they hold an eerie resemblance
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police confused after porcelain dolls are being left on the doorsteps of girls they hold an eerie resemblance to
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(118)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick
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Tue July 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
12 year old girl who was attacked by friends has been receiving cards with homemade 'purple hearts,' opens one card with an actual Purple Heart Medal
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(60)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Five Russian girls - simple harmony, pure singing. Infectious joy
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(50)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian President accuses #BringBackOurGirls of psychological terrorism, proving that the hashtag campaign has at least accomplished something
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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Mon July 14, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
SJ Sharks fans are upset about A. Lax attitude by team after humiliating playoffs B. No major free agent signed or trade or C. Sharks' ice girls outfits. Down south, LA Kings fans await another ice girls bikini calendar featuring the Stanley Cup
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls we were gonna save with hashtags? Well, it has been more than 90 days, and yes, they are still kidnapped
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten brands that will disappear in 2015. Some spoilers: TV will suck more, things may no longer plump when cooked, time to sell those virtual turnips, DUH, and beware the wrath of fat girls in yoga pants
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(91)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Never mind the Disney princesses, a Japanese artist has drawn the World Cup teams as anime girls
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(28)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Selfies are primarily taken by teenage girls who like to show themselves off in the mirror, often making the dreaded 'duck face.' Then there's Ringo Starr
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Sun July 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nerds fail to lure girls to enroll in engineering and tech schools with sparkles, pink flowers, pantie raids
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii's alien spaceport opens for business. Apparently "first contact" is less about warp drive, and more about hippie girls in white dresses
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris convicted of having young girls tie his kangaroo down
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Sun June 29, 2014
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Attorney who received "Austin Under 40" award wins FBI's "Girls Under 18" award
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Thu June 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you like green slave girls, you might like this NEW episode of OLD Star Trek
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin: Crikey, dress your age, girls
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian singer offers her virginity to Boko Haram to return kidnapped schoolgirls. Of course she has also offered her virginity in exchange for a jet, so take it for what it's worth
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen things you didn't know about the greatest NBC sitcom of the mid-'80s to early-'90s, The Golden Girls
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(36)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a fist-fight with a 12-year-old girl" and take it from there
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jason Biggs is one lucky man: Two girls at once for a birthday present. Damn, that's a good wife
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even hot girls like the one pictured can't open bank accounts if they bounced a few checks years earlier. so NY State is going after the much abused use of ChexSystems by banks. Because somebody has to protect hot girls, like the one pictured
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network to reboot the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, great, another cartoon for little girls with an inappropriate adult male fanbase
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Mon June 16, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Girls, guns and a bike...what could go wrong?
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(29)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
James Franco offers online screenwriting class. Buy for $120 and you'll get a free class on 'How to Pick Up Girls on Instagram'
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(14)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of its 10th Anniversary, Cinefix remakes "Mean Girls" into an 8-bit (and 16-bit) video game
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(8)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Young's Twitter account was hacked and filled with porn, mostly of Southern Men and Cinnamon Girls
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(20)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This week in "Getting Smarter and Better at Cocktail Parties with John Oliver," Mr. Oliver takes FIFA to the woodshed just in time for The World Cup. Complete with Two Girls One Cup metaphor, of course
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for you aspiring pimps - keep your business cash only. And calling your girls "clowns" isn't the brightest move, either
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(32)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former tennis champion's lawyers may argue it was love, but accusers find fault with him, claim girls he coached were too young to be good matches for him, and the racket where they played with his balls was clearly over the line
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(6)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
12 year olds, dude
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(154)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man admits to 20-year obsession with instructional VHS that came with DragonStrike board game he got when he was 10. "I've watched this at least once a month. I've pulled this tape out at parties. God help me, I've shown this thing to girls"
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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(219)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Man grabs girl; dog bites man; man stabs dog; police taser man
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(22)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Utah high school secretly photoshops yearbook photos to make female students "less sexy", because when you think of yearbook photos, the first thing you think is "sexy"
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(135)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♬ 223 Nigerian girls in the camp. 223 Nigerian girls. ♬ Four see a break, make their escape. ♬ 219 Nigerian girls in the camp. ♬
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(59)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man arrested with underage girls, condoms and a book on pimpology. Big daddy Kane was right
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(78)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton eats a cheeseburger, world thinks she's pregnant
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(57)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Mattel conducts in-home study to show how girls play with Barbie dolls, claims it's just a toy and not a tool of the patriarchy. "There's less hair / makeup / boyfriends than you'd expect, and more superheroes / gymnasts / veterinarians"
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