Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
84 headlines found matching 'girls'
Wed August 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan is greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls. Kazakhstan is origin of all the tasty apples
source: dnaindia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun August 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gordon Cole drinks wine while cuddling with a beautiful woman, Dougie Jones repeats the last word someone says while staring blankly into space, and every plotline is resolved neatly on tonight's episode of Twin Peaks. The fun begins at 8pm ET on Showtime
source: twinpeaksrestaurant.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 10, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NOBODY puts Baby in a corn..I mean, refrigerator
source: bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon August 07, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter's publicist vies for the sympathy vote in the aftermath of his recent negative press
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Mama June's daughter Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon is pregnant. Linus inconsolable
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat August 05, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Some new Equestria Girls shorts, music video, official broadcast of the Shatner episode, and some other pony stuff. It's this week's My Little Pony - Hatin' the Hiatus, Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
source: equestriadaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dating a curvy woman does not make you a nice guy or a hero
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Wrong turn" kills Grand Canyon hiker. Yeah, you don't want to take a wrong turn in the Grand Canyon
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri August 04, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
You can help stop sex trafficking by taking four pictures of your hotel room and uploading them
source: fox2now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 03, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
73-year-old-dude handing out "Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby" business cards with contact info to underage girls on the beach "devastated" that people took it the wrong way
source: news-journalonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed August 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Residents complain because guests at hotel next door keep having sex in view of their homes
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue August 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
August 1st is National Girlfriends' Day. Take your hand to lunch
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Federal judge strikes down Alabama law that enabled judges to put minors seeking abortions on "trial" in which the fetus could get a lawyer and prosecutors could object to the pregnant girl's wishes
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun July 30, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Sunday is Global International Friendship Day, and Hasbro is running a bunch of events all over the place AND there are new 4 Equestia Girls shorts and a music video on Discovery Family at 8:45 pm ET. Friendship Level: Global Domination
source: equestriadaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Dog runs to find help after two girls are struck by lightning. That dog gets the Hero tag and a steak
source: wral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dunkirk is #1 with $27.5 million, edging out the pile of smile poop that is The Emoji Movie's $27 million. Girls Trip is #3 with $20 million, newcomer Atomic Blonde a dud at #4 with $18.3 million, Spider-Man: Threeboot cut to #5 with $13.6 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed July 26, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump to discuss politics with American Legion boys & girls, welcome them to the Trump Youth™. Live now
source: c-span.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump stump speech includes sadistic rant about carving up young, nubile little girls into tiny pieces. What the actual Fark? Transcript included for your viewing horror
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun July 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oh, the huge manatee
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dunkirk is #1 with $51 million, Girls Trip is #2 with $28 million. War For The Planet Of The Apes slips to #3 with $21.7 million, Spider-Man Threeboot a dismal #4 with $21.6 million. And sci-fi spectacle Valerian flops at #5 with $16 million
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat July 22, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese still flout rules on schoolgirl dating services, call them tourist information. "As long as there are girls who can't forget that 'taste of honey' and adults out there who are using the services, it's just a cat and mouse game for us"
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri July 21, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Police officers √ New Drone √ Stand there while I test the anti-collision detection feature √ anti-collision feature doesn't work in sports mode.?. Whoops
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon July 17, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus 'felt sexualised' while twerking during 2013 MTV VMA performance
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell: I'm bored with the Cheatriots. Time to give the Cowgirls some love
source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat July 15, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen girl shoots mom in head, tries cleaning up blood, sets fire to house, then posts "I love you so much mom" on Facebook. Brilliant
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu July 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump told denying visas for the Afghan robot girls was bad. So Trump orders Trump's State Dept. & DHS to rethink Trump's policy...and Afghan girls are still denied visas. But they will be allowed in on "parole." With cute Hello Kitty ankle monitors
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Tinder moments lead to old fashioned courtship
source: buzzfeed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson never told his wife about his infamous foursome, but she found out anyway. This was her reaction
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat July 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bacon Hair's magic phonebook plan runs out, and she has to return to Equestria to get a new one. What happens when reformed baddies get together to compare notes? Find out on My Little Pony Equestria Girls - Mirror Magic 8:30am ET Saturday
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri July 07, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Virginia girl freed by emergency personnel after getting trapped in sofa
source: fox6now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu July 06, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our neighbors are a young religious couple; they told the kids Santa isn't real, Halloween is devil worshiping, and dancing is sinful for older girls. Can I get them to cut back on their religious rhetoric without pushing them away?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon July 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baylor University regent called female students suspected of drinking alcohol at parties "perverted little tarts" and "vilest and most despicable girls". And you know what THAT means: Someone is going to make a MINT selling t-shirts with those phrases
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-Trump campaign official called 'danger to the community' over charges he raped 17 women and girls
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun July 02, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo enters new era where dating services that match horny men with teenage schoolgirls will no longer be wholly unregulated. In this new world, the schoolgirls must be 18+
source: japantoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat July 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump calls out 27 states, surprised when no young girls show up
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Merry Maids: Expert cleaners, reliable service, certified employees. Since you're reading this here, guess what their certifications are in?
source: clickorlando.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Movie trailer, a dark secret about the Apple family, Shatner, Equestia Girls solving a mystery on the Daring Do set, and Canadians sacrificing beer to appease their Beaver God. It's a My Little Pony Party Weekend starting at 8:30 am ET Saturday
source: equestriadaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri June 30, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Dangerous all-girl Afghan robot inventors denied 1-week visa to attend robotics challenge event in US. But the robot can come. Do you feel safer now?
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration shutters the White House Council on Women and Girls, reportedly after Trump found out that no matter how many times he pushed that red button on his desk they wouldn't deliver a single one to his office
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu June 29, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
There's "cultural appropriation," and then there's this
source: consequenceofsound.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue June 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of numerous allegations of sexual assault of athletes, USA Gymnastics has completed an audit and concluded that they should have realized there's something creepy about grown men hanging around with young girls in leotards all day long
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 26, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten sitcoms that would work as dramatic films. Imagine the Golden Girls, only grittier
source: pastemagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu June 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boys at stuffy British school told dress code forbids shorts, and if it's too hot they can wear skirts like the girls. Boys: challenge accepted
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Decider)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise allegedly got a lot of blowjobs on the Risky Business set. From girls
source: decider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed June 21, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts to offer cybersecurity badges. Coming up next: Girl Scouts' new cookie "tracking"
source: boingboing.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 19, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Have you ever done a Polar Bear winter swim?
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri June 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
YouTube 'Star' accused of asking underaged girls for sexy videos. Difficulty: Not PewDiePie
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue June 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Hunger Games" - Not just getting girls interested in archery, now teaching them lifesaving first aid
source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun June 11, 2017
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is your captain speaking ... errr ... there's a 50-50 chance an engine might not work, so raise your hand if you think we should take off"
source: plymouthherald.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu June 08, 2017
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland Chefs react to the "Kooks Burritos" incident
source: wweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawsuit claims GA cops conducted a warrantless search of over 900 HS students that included "public exposure of bare breasts" and "touching and manipulation of student's genitals and vaginal areas"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue June 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn walks back on his calls for Theresa May's resignation. That man just can't see anything through
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
So what does Dan Aykroyd think about the Ghostbusters remake? "The girls are great in it.... I was really happy with the movie....[But] The director, he spent too much on it....So he will not be back on the Sony lot any time soon"
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 05, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside (not safe for work)
source: liveleak.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Need a totally unique baby name? Popular baby name website releases a list of options from their database that no one - yes, no one - in the United States used in 2016
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat June 03, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How to raise a feminist son like we do for girls
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri June 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
John Mellencamp, 65, to women: "Never trust a man under 40"
source: pagesix.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu June 01, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do they give out Gold Glove Awards to ballgirls?
source: mlb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed May 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"When your father, the president of the United States, was screwing Lewinsky and the girls there in the White House, how did you feel? Did you slam your father?"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"My world has been rocked today. Jamie Foxx's real name isn't Jamie Foxx. Wow. I have no words"
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 30, 2017
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered why lesbians exist? Of course you haven't, that's just a stupid question. Yet, it has an answer
source: gaystarnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Australia proposes denying passports to convicted child sex offenders. If only there were some other island that they could dump these criminals on
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 25, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
CEOs of Charter Cable and CBS are the highest paid executives in the country. Not bad for one who gave us "Two Broke Girls" and the other makes us wait three weeks to be hooked up to see it
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask our police to *not* run over and sock 14-yr-old girls in the face? I hope that's not placing too much of a burden on our heroes in blue
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Don't judge a book by its cover - especially when that book is face down
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 20, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Mayor under fire for joke about turning machine guns on press and making them "cry like little girls"
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox reports on leftists being taking in by obviously false news stories: Trump will be impeached any day, Russia is funding Paul Ryan, "Girls" was a watchable TV Show
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon May 15, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Marlin Man's ultimate plan was having a woman flash her breasts at a Marlins-Cardinals game
source: sun-sentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun May 14, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Newsflash: fat kids are more likely to become fat adults
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After six seasons that seemed an eternity, CBS mercy kills Two Broke Girls
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri May 12, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Girls' school head leaves helpful note for parents as she leaves. You're a bunch of slackers who let your brats run wild. And you back up your brats rather than punish them because you're a bunch of slackers. Now, I'm outta here
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Caitlyn no longer a popular name for girls. In fact, all four versions of the name Caitlyn have fallen from the top 1000 names of girls. Hmmm... wonder why?
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 11, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
7 things that won't make it into the Vince McMahon documentary. Yeah, strap yourself in boys and girls. This one is going to get twisted, even for Pro Wrestling
source: actionagogo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Only girls soccer team in a league of boys teams wins championship. Top scorer already has another goal
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 09, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
I see your Hillary Clinton, Pennsylvania DUI suspect, and raise you Darth Vader, Memphis Surgical Tech: "Once I got through high school and the girls were digging it, I thought, 'I can use this to my advantage'"
source: myfox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon May 08, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
A record-breaking 29 babies were born on the same day at Nebraska's Methodist Women's Hospital
source: omaha.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu May 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone will not feature the Mr. Garrison/Donald Trump storyline this year as "a monkey running into a wall can't be made funnier"
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed May 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Baby names in danger of dying out. Really, is anyone going to go with Cilla unless there is a twin named Charybdis?
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 30, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Pricipal caught sayof that "white students should be in the same class"
source: rare.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat April 29, 2017
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
While Roger Goodell might be a terrible person, he wouldn't go and wipe a booger on a handicapped girl, would he?
source: barstoolsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed April 26, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
United's epic PR disaster couldn't possibly get any worse, could it? The dead giant rabbit says yes, yes it can
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri April 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mean Girls star tries to make her boobs happen. She needs to stop trying to make her boobs happen
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 84 of about 454 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.

In Other Media
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report