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64 headlines found matching 'girls'
Wed September 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Someone has actually calculated how many men the golden Girls have slept with. Enjoy your breakfast while trying to get that mental image out of your head
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(65)
 


Sun August 30, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man uses mop to save girl dangling from apartment window
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(28)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Subway is re-launching its investigation into how much the company knew, if anything, about Jared Fogle's improprieties after numerous women claim they informed the company about his comments about boys and girls as young as 12
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(133)
 


Wed August 19, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Problem: ISIS is enticing teenage girls over the Internet with money and gifts to get them to join ISIS. Solution: Pretend to be a teenage girl on the Internet to scam money and gifts from ISIS. BRILLIANT
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(67)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents and students in an uproar after young strumpet sent home from school for showing *GASP* collarbone
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(185)
 


Sun August 16, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
For health reasons, Lemmy has had to switch from whiskey to vodka. Which itself is like switching from Motorhead to the Spice Girls
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(47)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Spice Girls to reform for farewell tour, with the exception of Skeletor Spice
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(39)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Calvin and Hobbes disqualify boys' basketball team from national basketball tourney because they wouldn't Get Rid Of their Slimy girlS
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(99)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(NewsOxy)
 
 
 
Cyndi Lauper will tell you that girls just want to have fun, just not with psoriasis
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(37)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl hikes up a steep embankment while barefoot to flag down help after her mother and brother are injured in a car accident. "She's just five years old and so happy to be home and playing with her dog and her ducks"
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(42)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Come from your houseboats, your jet skis, your poolsides and your waterslides: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Come for the girls in bikinis, stay for whatever could be better than girls in bikinis
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(37)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Drunk Japanese women finally give up, create "hangover style" to deal with themselves waking up with makeup on their faces. Yes really
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(50)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Feeling up the developing middle school girls is best left to their classmates, Mr. Assistant Principal
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(74)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Fox presidential debate now includes an undercard for the throng of sub-1% candidates, will have ring-card girls on hand to class it up a bit
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(120)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen girls are less likely to be sexually active today than they were during the Reagan Administration. Thanks, Obama
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(88)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
High school teacher suspended for not doing enough to break up student fight. "At 62, the girls outweigh me by 40 pounds ... I got arthritis in my wrist, fused vertebrae in my back. I'm not going to break up a fight by myself"
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(199)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Tennessee full of great advice on how drunk driving is bad and how you'll regret taking ugly girls home from the bar
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(103)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
"Thanks dad for talking me down from the ledge"
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(24)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
I'm not sure, but I really don't recall the job description for assistant softball coach requiring you to text underage girls pics of your junk with the message "I thought you should see why white guys are better"
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(77)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl pulls out her own tooth. With a crossbow
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New music video celebrates America with mullets, light beer, monster trucks and girls in bikinis. "Do you want to America-size that?"
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(20)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The score is now man 280,481,369,239,257,257,112 to 1 for fish after a sturgeon leaps into a boat and kills a five year old girl
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(69)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
So, who's ready for James Bond: The Musical? It will feature such memorable songs as "Shaken, Not Stirred;" "Bond Girls Never Die;" and "Blofelds of Gold"
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(32)
 


Fri July 03, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien crashes Girls Night for Magic Mike XXL with hilarious results
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(34)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Girls, don't become like a sticky note that's been stuck to too many places and gets unsticky by getting stuck too often or you won't be able to stick by your man, because chemistry
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(99)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five things in life that make growing old seem more like 'Golden Girls' and less like 'Cocoon'
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(10)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these feigning fan girls
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(21)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
How could you possibly improve on girls dancing around with flags, guns and swords? Add some David Byrne?
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(15)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
England urges soccer fans to "Come on our girls"
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(51)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Focus group finds that girls with glasses are scientifically hotter
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(85)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Girls + '80s cartoons + Drugs = Grrl Scouts, the best new show on the internet EVAR (some not safe for work language)
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(38)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the wild and crazy Cyndi Lauper. Here's a 1984 clip from The Tonight Show showing that time after time girls just want to have fun. And a good time was had by all ... even Johnny Carson
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(35)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
There is now an adult summer camp you can go to that is just like the summer camps you went to as kids, but this one has more alcohol and casual sex. "It's fun to wake up at 6 a.m. and see who's doing 'The Walk' from the girls' cabin"
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(69)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
What do fifteen schoolgirls, nine prisoners, and a Fano plane have in common?
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(32)
 


Fri June 19, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
First set photos from the new Ghostbusters movie leak out. It doesn't look as bad as you expected. No, it's much worse than that
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(160)
 
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
Grab your joysticks and stop looking at elf girls creepy stepdad... It's time for the Friday Fark gaming thread -- What are you playing? What have you been playing? What should others be playing? Link goes to a great site to look for deals
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(221)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunken man on 'mobility scooter' flees cops after exposing himself to girl. What a rascal
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(29)
 
(KVI 570 AM)
 
 
 
Overachieving 12-year-old girls advocate for CPR training by saving their friend's freaking life
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(24)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
This woman is changing the lives of school girls everywhere. Period
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(73)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That's SIR Van Morrison to you brown-eyed girls everywhere
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(28)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of Sticky Fingers, the "greatest" of all Rolling Stones album. Ah, pretty sure you misspelled "Some Girls"
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(94)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Two thirteen-year-old girls are detained for creating a 'hit list' of 31 students and seven teachers. "The plan detailed a map of the gym, awaiting for the students to be at an assembly and bringing in small guns in backpacks"
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(164)
 


Sun June 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gilmore Girls reunion brings together Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel. Lots of hugs, laughs, very fast talking
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(79)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Our girls 'have been victimized more' by the news of the molestation"
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(149)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee tells religious crowd he fantasized about being transgender in high school...so he could "shower with the girls"
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(295)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In Sanrio 2015 character popularity poll, Hello Kitty lagging far behind glammy J-pop boy band Shingan Crimsonz. Experts suspect "that Japan's homo-erotic fan fiction loving girls known as fujoshi may have formed a powerful voting bloc"
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(10)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter says: "No Fat Chicks." What about chicks with "man hands"?
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(119)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Well somebody is going to have a problem when a school's dress code for graduation includes using the term 'girls' for boobies
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(68)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Denver ComicCon holds "Women in Comics" panel... fails to have any actual women on the panel. "Girls get bored with comics easily"
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(374)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
North Korea has the ability to produce its own Fat Little Boy, man shot outside furniture store means officers don't need to give chaise, and Mean Girls mansion might fetch $12 million: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 5/17 - 5/23
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(1)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mansion from Mean Girls goes on sale. Owners are hoping to fetch $12 million
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Josh "The LGBT Community is a threat to children's safety" Duggar has confessed to molesting more than five girls and resigned from the Family Research Council. His parents knew for 12 years and covered it up
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(648)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
And now, for no reason whatsoever, women try their hand at drawing an "ideal penis" (Not safe for work)
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(31)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Father complains that Melbourne has removed his "love locks" from a bridge. "When I see my little girls' locks it reminds me to never give up trying to be a part of their lives." Because apparently he can't be arsed to look at the kids themselves
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(68)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't bogart the schoolgirls' cannabis transaction, for the revenge will be sweet
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(16)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bison vs tourist: FIGHT
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(136)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Community in uproar over adult bookstore's mural of a girl stuffing her beaver
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(127)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
After seven weeks, a zoo finds out they have a baby girl hippo. No word on if it will be part of a live Fantasia remake
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Q: What do you get when you combine Japanese girls with the best of Survivor and Fear Factor? A: Your next new favorite show
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(11)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Duggar fans try to pray away hacker's sexy clickbait featuring photos of girls in pants
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(80)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe celebrates 25 years sober. Bad Rob Lowe celebrates 25 years of snorting blow off the asses of high school girls
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(64)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Police were able to identify the girls after locating their mother, who told them that her daughters occasionally spent weekends at Miller's home." Well, no red flags there; the dude didn't look sketchy at all
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(90)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girls at one New York high school can't find prom dates because there aren't enough boys. Now they know how us guys feel at a typical Fark Party
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(68)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Las Vegas police on the lookout for a stolen props from the Crazy Girls show, including a 7' Phallus that shoots streamers. Which doesn't stand out as easily in Vegas traffic than you think, given all the dicks already on the road
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(20)
 

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