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81 headlines found matching 'girls'
Sun September 25, 2016
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1970, The Partridge Family premieres on television. Millions of teenage girls tell David Cassidy "I think I love you"
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Fri September 23, 2016
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Principal Cumback tells student to remove her skirt, and I think I've seen this one before
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When will the boys of summer let the girls of summer play major league baseball?
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans are losing their ability to understand other people's viewpoints according to experts who spent way too much time conducting research in Fark's Politics tab
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Sun September 18, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sixteen going on deceased
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Fri September 16, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Utah cheerleaders told not to wear their uniforms to school after male student said they make him have 'impure' thoughts
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Thu September 15, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
In one fell swoop, South Park ingeniously savaged the non-scandal involving the National Anthem, the Clinton/Trump election, the non-scandal involving Colin Kaepernick, and, of course, online trolls. [Warning: Spoilers]
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Wed September 14, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
ACC pulls an NCAA on NC
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Mon September 12, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
This school year's inaugural student assbeating and tasering brought to you by Lake County, Florida
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kendall and Kylie Jenner rescued after being stuck in an elevator. Neither one was injured other than being traumatized from having to wear the same outfit for more than an hour
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A) Buy a hot chick a drink. B) Get her phone number. C) Don't score. D) Ask for a refund via text
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Sat September 10, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
To be fair, when your cab fare asks to be taken to prison for drinks they could just really like pruno
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Teen pregnancies plummet as teenagers are too busy sexting to have actual sex in person. Or maybe it's the all the free condoms being given out . . . nah, let's go with the sexting angle, we can run that on page 1
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Wed September 07, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Why was Dario Cueto smiling when he was taken away by police? Who will Asuka destroy tonight? Who will be the last two finalists in the CWC? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground season premiere on El Rey at 8 PM
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
So, what you're saying is, Egypt needs female genital mutilation because Egypt is full of limp-dicked men who can't please horny women?
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Despite his wild week of partying after the Olympics, Usain Bolt has decided to run back to his girlfriend
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese schools hire barbers to stand at the gates of schools to fix pupils' summer haircuts
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Former space shuttle commander indicted for reckless murder of two girls
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Thu September 01, 2016
(The Chive)
 
 
 
A 2-year-old shows how we should all be dealing with those "moral dilemma: who should you kill?" type questions that are sweeping the internet
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Wed August 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Brown taken into custody after all-day standoff, says he'll beat the charges
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the most recent episode of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the split-action sequences prove Junkie Depp, his mother, the rich guy, and the two girls are just idiots doing idiot things. LET'S PLAY A PIANO, THAT WON'T ATTRACT ZOMBIES
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Thu August 25, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If a guy wants to meet a girl, he doesn't need to get a good job or fancy car. He just needs to get a dog
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Tue August 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paint me like one of your Welsh girls
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey Earl, it's your turn to clean the sex robots
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Fri August 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sorority girls chanting will absolutely terrify you
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Thu August 18, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt and Ana Faris are trying to enjoy breakfast when Courtney Love shows up and opens her Hole
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Wed August 17, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Barnes and Noble clerk: This meth-head has returned the same copy of "The Old Man and the Sea" 16 times... I think something's up
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do not taunt the dynamite, er, poop monkey
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paul considers Yoko a Beatle now. Still no explanation for Bungalow Bill
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"A naked Oxnard man was arrested near a Boys & Girls Club on Saturday after allegedly threatening officers from a tree and spitting blood while under the influence of drugs"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Ah, Key West High School. Come for the Conchs cheerleaders, stay for naked man showering off with garden hose next to girls' locker room
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Spice Girls reunion could be wrecked after Sporty Spice turns into Litigious Spice
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Tue August 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's a chance
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate brags about his IQ, getting policy positions from movies, hitting on underage girls, and that the Holocaust would have been pretty awesome if it targeted Democrats. You might want to sit down for this, but he endorsed Trump
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
"Yes, it's important that their dad is a feminist, because now that's what they expect of all men." Thanks, Obama
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Thu August 04, 2016
(The Chive)
 
 
 
BBC accidentally includes Aziz Ansari stand-up comedy subtitles over nature documentary, and yes, there are photos
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will this protect you from Zika virus? Will it help you get the girls? (pic)
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Decade after 'Showgirls,' a cable network is making a strip club drama called 'Pussy Valley' about the behind the scenes antics in a strip club called Pink Pony
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Sun July 31, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Have technology and social media killed the teen movie? "I'd argue that there hasn't really been a generation-defining teen movie since Mean Girls, back in 2004, just before the internet turned society into one big, interactive Burn Book"
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Sat July 30, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're a rescuer who boards a disabled yacht off the Irish coast, with three Norwegian girls bound for the Caribbean aboard. Difficulty: not a Penthouse letter
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Tue July 26, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Racist waitress Snapchats about having to serve "N*****s." Customer responds with full-on grace and beauty. Manager responds with pink slip
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Mon July 25, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A child psychologist finds himself in hot water after running a Craigslist ad for 'Daddy road trips' in order to teach underage girls how to have "a healthy sex life"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A bizarre new craze has women catfighters brawling in lingerie to earn £150." Let's just call this one not safe for work
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these girls and their fire
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Later on, the girls practiced juggling bowie knives and then a quick round of running across the major highway before bedtime with the tigers
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman, three daughters stabbed for not dressing conservatively in Pakistan. And by "Pakistan" I mean "France"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Mattel introduces "President Barbie" who comes along with another female doll as Vice President. It also includes their own presidential limousine, Secret Service agents and instructions for hiding their private e-mail server
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Fark marriage material. Understandably that's not a high bar to cross, but this is impressive nonetheless
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters is grrrreat. I ain't afraid of no girls
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese government cracks down on cam girls after already doing away with sexy banana eating ....yes the horrors of the Internet
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aubrey Plaza comes out as bisexual. By sheer coicidence, she has a movie to promote, and hey wait Where did everybody go?
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Distractify)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate uses a ham sandwich to compare Taylor Swift's vagina to her daughters', when we all know that she should have used a roast beef sandwich
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Tue July 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Number 973045 of things Steve Doocy just can't understand, why would anyone have a problem with Hooter's girls at Cub Scout camp
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
On this week's You're Doing It Wrong episode: School removes bathroom stall doors to "reduce anxiety" for students
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
You want to know why 'Murica is great. Cuz we have K-proms now. Yes, proms for 5 year-olds
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control says risk of female genital mutilation is on the rise for women in the US, and as for the reason this is happening they cite hey, would you look at the time, gotta run
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Don't file an official report about suspicious activity with the police, because they hate that
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of the Orlando shooter and the mass media, screaming you're with ISIS while behaving badly is now a thing
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Milk does a body good
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Fri June 17, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Actor Bill Murray owns a minor league baseball team, and celebrated with them after they made the playoffs
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Thu June 16, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Flying Japanese girls in thigh-high stockings, pink tanks, MechaTrump, and laser destruction of the earth: the best and weirdest Trump ad ever
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(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Robbery suspect fails geometry class
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Students in trouble for racy yearbook photo. Shocker
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
National sex survey finds that Catholic girls have the most orgasms
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Leave it to the student section to properly troll an opposing pitcher
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Sun June 12, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile makes a special stop to pick up the 'Hot Dog Princess'
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Disciplined for not wearing a bra, high school girl creates No Bra, No Problem Facebook group. And since you've already clicked the link, Trump has made Snoop Dogg his running mate
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The original Ghostbusters cast praises the all female reboot saying that they "were screaming, cheering like at a sporting event." With a bonus "get out of your Mom's basement you sad little whiny man child" comment from McCarthy
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Founding member of the Minutemen border militia group found guilty of child molestation. Bonus: He represented himself in court because of course he did
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Wed June 08, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ex-shuttle astronaut charged with murder in crash. Man, you ding one of those things and NASA doesn't screw around
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(UPI)
 
 
 
High school student expresses his love for one of his favorite video games by bringing it to his prom as his date, pretty much locking in his date for all future reunions
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
"Are you okay, little girl?"
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(Some Mad Man)
 
 
 
If they had mommy bloggers back in the 70s this is what you would have had
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia ACLU director resigns because transgender people might scare rape victims and the reverse vampires can smell their fear or something
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(Google)
 
 
 
My boyfriend talks to me a lot about other girls. Red flag?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, 68, becomes the father of twins, now hopes to take up a healthier lifestyle in order to live long enough to see them graduate preschool
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Wed June 01, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Kids with super soakers save old man from fire, are now welcome on his damn lawn
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(Fox 10 Mobile)
 
 
 
Middle school teacher causes outrage after handing out 'racist' math quiz - one that's been circulating online for decades. BRILLIANT
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