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Headlines matching 'girls'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Mental Floss) Amusing What do Radar O'Reilly, Arnold Horshack, Goober Pyle and the Fly Girls have in common? They were each this close to being spun off into their own TV series  (mentalfloss.com) (57)
(Houston Chronicle) Asinine All fifth graders who want to go see "Red Tails" please step forward. Whoa not so fast there girls  (chron.com) (176)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Stupid The good news is girls are no longer dumber than boys when it comes to math and science. The bad news: Both sexes are pretty dumb when it comes to math and science  (desmoinesregister.com) (32)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Scary Ok, for the last time, the 7-year-old girls in Walmart are NOT free samples. Please make a note of it  (ajc.com) (64)


Sat February 04, 2012
(E! Online) Silly Joe Francis sends Madonna cease and desist letter concerning her "Girls Gone Wild" song. "Mr. Francis has worked tirelessly for an excess of two decades to build his brand and to protect his trademark Girls Gone Wild"  (eonline.com) (92)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Hero Heck of a job, Brownie  (nbcdfw.com) (71)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Teen boy who had sex with his 36-year-old fitness trainer tells a judge his life is ruined because girls in his class want to date him because he's experienced and boys come to him for sexual advice  (thespectrum.com) (204)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Vancouver Sun) Stupid Girls of the Vancouver hockey riots 2011. Hhhmmmmm....yeah, want some of 'em  (vancouversun.com) (69)
(YouTube) Video 6.3 for the landing, 10 for getting the TV to turn on  (youtube.com) (25)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Sun) Interesting Rare medical condition means woman who nearly joined the Spice Girls can sing, but cannot speak, making her the exact opposite of the Spice Girls  (thesun.co.uk) (33)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LiveLeak) Cool Girl paints with Basketball, scouted by Lakers  (liveleak.com) (11)
(MSNBC) Interesting In spite of popular demand, the Spice Girls will be reuniting to perform at the Queen's Jubilee  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail 11 year-old, super tough guy-in-training, picks on woman with baby stroller. Has to pull his gun to make sure everyone knows he is a true gangster. Ends up in jail. Next up-stealing candy from 5-year-old girls  (katu.com) (298)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The Sun) Sick Four-year-old girl with cancer has accident at school. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that her teacher was a scumbag about it  (thesun.co.uk) (130)
(My Fox DC) Florida Girls with big boobs date football players, have more fun, and apparently deserve to live longer  (myfoxdc.com) (861)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Emirates 24/7) Scary Things most girls do with grandma: learn crafts, cook. Things most girls don't do with grandma: pose together in lingerie for a photo shoot  (emirates247.com) (112)


Tue January 24, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Adorable girl honored for saving her mother's life, albeit a little unconventionally....."I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza"  (mysuncoast.com) (35)
(YouTube) Amusing What if the Duke boys lived in Pennsylvania, drove a Kia, and were actually girls?  (youtube.com) (58)


Mon January 23, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Every minute, 60 hours of video is uploaded to Youtube, with 58 of those hours consisting of 13-yr old girls lip syncing to Katy Perry songs  (physorg.com) (39)


Fri January 20, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail Spiffy: Dutch girl becomes youngest sailor to circumnavigate the world. Fark: She can't return home because the government will prosecute her  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (213)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Gawker) Amusing This 8 year old girl is more hardcore than your 8 year old girl  (gawker.com) (37)
(WHDH.com) Hero Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday  (www1.whdh.com) (89)


Wed January 18, 2012
(The Sun) Interesting Upcoming tell-all book claims Britney Spears had wild lesbian orgies with her dancing girls while on tour, just like in your fantasies  (thesun.co.uk) (51)
(The Sun) Hero Man dumps girls for a living. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (61)
(Daily Mail) Strange 19-year-old girl from Middlesex disguised herself as a boy so she could date girls. Heh, Middlesex  (dailymail.co.uk) (88)


Tue January 17, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting So, if I'm reading this correctly -- and I'm pretty sure that I am -- the best way to keep your out-of-pocket girlfriend expenses down is to make sure that there are lots of other girls around, too  (usatoday.com) (27)


Sun January 15, 2012
(STLToday) Hero Normally, Subby would rather pull his own hair out than spend time with a chatty, 9 year-old third grade girl. But then there's this one. She knits hats for kids who don't get to pull their hair out, and I'll do whatever she says  (stltoday.com) (96)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man faces felony after breaking into girl's dorm. "He also said he had drank four beers at a fraternity earlier, but police didn't say which one". Subby will take a guess here and say Genny Cream Ale  (centredaily.com) (89)
(Buffalo News) Followup Those high school girls exhibiting symptoms of a Tourette's-like illness? Seems to have been brought on by cats and dogs living together  (buffalonews.com) (41)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Fox News) Strange Quadmother beats identical odds of 13 million to one  (foxnews.com) (47)
(NJ.com) Scary My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows the kids who were stabbed during lunch break at Ferris High School  (nj.com) (49)
(Some Guy) Strange High school girls get a motherf**king mysterious disorder that's very similar to Tourette's Syndrome  (wgrz.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Sad Kathleen Edward, the Michigan girl who was taunted by her neighbor, passes away at nine years old  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (311)


Wed January 11, 2012
(StrangeBeaver) Sick These Japanese girls take a far too literal approach to the term "Slobbing the knob" (SFW)  (strangebeaver.com) (91)
(New Scientist) Scary Nature finds a way. Clever girl  (newscientist.com) (39)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Scary Lion and three-year-old girl get into staredown at zoo enclosure, with surprising results  (stuff.co.nz) (68)


Sun January 08, 2012
(NYPost) Interesting "My life as a live nude girl." Disappointingly safe for work  (nypost.com) (166)


Sat January 07, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K's 6th season, it's Girls' Town. Mike & the 'Bots mock a caper film with Mel Torme, Mamie Van Doren, Paul Anka, The Platters, and Dick Contino. "It's either Jerry Van Dyke or a trained chimp"  (youtube.com) (19)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool This girl has steel balls: She snuck into a Russian military rocket factory, took amazing photos and then gave authorities the finger when they asked her to take them down  (gizmodo.com) (59)


Tue January 03, 2012
(St. Petersburg Times) Silly Feminists upset after Lego launches a toy line for girls. "Someone should tell them that they already have one; it's called Legos"  (tampabay.com) (327)
(Daily Mail) Followup How attention whores are made: 7 year old daughter of "The Human Barbie" who got a boob job voucher last year got one for liposuction in her Christmas stocking  (dailymail.co.uk) (136)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ABC) Obvious The eleven most intriguing missing persons of 2011. Eight are pretty white girls, with a token black girl, a white boy, and one ugly girl  (abcnews.go.com) (92)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail Today on What the F*ck is Wrong with Michele Bachmann: "Obama supplies abortion pills 8 year-old girls"  (huffingtonpost.com) (550)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sad Middle eastern religious extremists bully, harass, and even spit on girls as young as 8 years old for immodest dress. Just another day in the life of Muslim funda...wait, what? Orthodox Jews?  (huffingtonpost.com) (317)


Sun December 25, 2011
(Deadline) Followup It was a merry Christmas weekend for Mission Impossible 4, Sherlock Holmes, and Alvin & the Chipmunks, but not for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Tintin  (deadline.com) (209)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Huffington Post) Hero "Teen Girls Having More Same Sex Contact". The Mayans were wrong. 2012 won't be the end. It is going to be the Best Year Ever  (huffingtonpost.com) (170)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Study shows significant numbers of teenage girls are having group sex. Somehow this is supposed to be a bad thing  (dailymail.co.uk) (191)


Sun December 18, 2011
(NJ.com) Obvious Even the cops still haven't figured out that all the 13 year-old girls in internet chat rooms are cops  (nj.com) (93)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Fail If you're going to drunkenly send a picture message of your penis, make sure you input the right phone number and don't send it to a teenage girl  (press-citizen.com) (99)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Brewers fan girls: "Yayyyy" then "Ohhhhh..." Ryan Braun: I will flare up in revenge  (yardbarker.com) (30)


Wed December 14, 2011
(New York Daily News) Spiffy 'SNL' star Abby Elliott strips down and gushes about girl crus...Hey, get back here  (nydailynews.com) (65)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Drunk Girl) Dumbass Perhaps the anti-drinking PSA with the drunk girl pulling her panties down wasn't such a great idea  (wtsp.com) (290)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Think Progress) Ironic Michele Bachmann: "Girls don't ask boys to dances." Sadie Hawkins unavailable for comment  (thinkprogress.org) (180)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Maryland high school English teacher and Joey Tribbiani look-alike arrested for banging three 15- and 16-year-old girls. WHOA  (washingtonpost.com) (129)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Warming Glow) Scary Louis C.K. on the Future of America: 'Girl Rules, Boys Drool'  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (218)
(The Sun) Spiffy College girls strip (you've already clicked) to raise money to fund their team. Possibly Not safe for work  (thesun.co.uk) (485)


Mon December 05, 2011
(BBC) Scary Your girlfriend isn't as pretty as the girls you see at the gym. Do you c) Use a stun gun on her, seal her in a box and then bury her in a shallow grave? Bonus: She digs herself out  (bbc.co.uk) (150)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop these Golden Girls  (i.imgur.com) (32)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Hollyscoop) Stupid "What you're going to see is more raw, I think, it's going to be raw and more about acting," says Selena Gomez of her *GAAAAAAAAAASP* PG-13 movie role  (hollyscoop.com) (31)
(Daily Mail) Amusing "Rihanna and Christina Aguilera simulating S&M on The X Factor have a direct correlation to small-town girls going to discos in nothing more than a scrap of tissue and a thong, hoping for a 'shout-out'"  (dailymail.co.uk) (80)
(LiveLeak) Amusing Behold, a simpler time, with more dancing girls, flashing lights and awesome rap  (liveleak.com) (11)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Immigrants are now stealing American jobs that should belong to girls who are really just doing this to work their way through college and who want you to buy them a drink because they really, reallly like you  (news.yahoo.com) (66)
(New York Daily News) Interesting Lady Gaga says spinach and orgasms are how she maintains such flawless skin. Subby would help out there, except that girls who wear Peter Gabriel's old Genesis costumes aren't quite his thing  (nydailynews.com) (50)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Washington Post) Strange It's the classic story: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get drunk and have sex. Girl tells boy she has AIDS. Boy shoots girl in head with shotgun. Girl survives. Boy goes to jail. Bonus: Girl was just joking, doesn't really have AIDS  (washingtonpost.com) (211)
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Oddly enough, the ol' "Call colleges your daughter is applying to, pretend to be a concerned nurse, and warn them that a rival girl applying for acceptance is a lesbian with an untreated STD" strategy somehow backfired  (stuff.co.nz) (19)


Mon November 28, 2011
(SacBee) Misc Gay softball organization ordered to pay off players who were banned because they liked icky girls  (sacbee.com) (45)


Thu November 24, 2011
(WSB TV) Stupid And the woman in the back said "your prices are on crack" and it turned into a salon blitz. And the girl in that place took a bowl to the face and it broke her teeth in to bits  (wsbtv.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Followup A league of topless female basketball players can't wait to fill the NBA void. "The girls are really excited. We're practically busting out of our tops"  (couriermail.com.au) (92)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass This is why zero tolerance makes zero sense  (thesmokinggun.com) (109)


Sat November 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting When girls compete in boys' sports, it's all how heroic, how gender bending, how wonderful. When boys compete in girls' sports, ... not so much  (nytimes.com) (107)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Slate) Obvious Boys' brains are different than girls' brains. Well, for one, boys are smarter, more mature, and better suited to being leaders while girls have cooties  (slate.com) (125)


Wed November 16, 2011
(WFTV) Florida Just another day in Florida features a knock down, drag out, school lunchroom fight between two 11-year-old girls ... and a parent  (wftv.com) (66)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Trapped girl survives after car wreck by drinking Gatorade and eating Pop-Tarts, or as your kids call it, "lunch"  (thetimesnews.com) (64)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting "By the age of 17, most girls have had surgery": Behind-the-scenes at Colombia fashion week reveals butt implants and "mountains of cocaine"  (dailymail.co.uk) (607)
(Yahoo) Unlikely "It is difficult to get sponsorship because no company wants to be associated with girls in bikinis"  (nz.sports.yahoo.com) (32)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary Another child takes the washing machine out for a spin. It's a never ending cycle  (huffingtonpost.com) (42)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Politico) Stupid Evidently, asking a stranger out to dinner is harassment. Every FARKer who has ever left the basement and asked a girl out should panic  (politico.com) (198)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Surprisingly, some people have a problem with an escort agency offering up the virginity of a teenage girl for $15,400  (myfoxdc.com) (232)
(MSNBC) Fail Bad: 13 year-old, poor African American girl is raped. Real bad: She's impregnated. Fark: The state decides she's a whore and needs to be sterilized  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (230)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange South Korean school teaches eight-year-old girls the art of being a bride-to-be. TLC seen rapidly trying to develop it into a reality show  (asiaone.com) (61)


Thu November 03, 2011
(CNNGo) Amusing Eight random Americans asked what they think about Korean girl group Girls' Generation, whose first U.S. album dropped this week. 30-year-old guy: "Midriffs are always appreciated"  (cnngo.com) (93)
(Mirror.co.uk) Scary Justin Beiber on Twitter: "I did not lose my virginity to a random 20-year-old fan and get her pregnant after a 30 second sex romp backstage." Justin Beiber to girl's lawyer: "I plead the fifth"  (mirror.co.uk) (291)


Wed November 02, 2011
(National Review) Sick Well, the right has picked its defense of Cain: sexual harassment is just a girl with a filing fee and a printer  (nationalreview.com) (186)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Pravda) Interesting Two Russian girls switched at birth to live next door to each other without exchanging parents  (english.pravda.ru) (39)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Girls: The proof is in the pudding. Apparently, lots and lots of pudding  (izismile.com) (187)
(Vimeo HD) Cool Some girl hiked alone across Iceland. Oh, and she took some amazing video along the way, too. Enjoy your fifteen minutes of stunningly beautiful scenery  (vimeo.com) (51)
(Some Damien) Scary The ten most terrifying tots in all of horror. Missing from the list: the twin girls from The Shining and the kid from Jerry Maguire  (toplessrobot.com) (101)
(WRAL) Sick Pricipal caught sayof with two fourteen-year-old girls. Bonus: a few of his love emails attached  (wral.com) (129)


Thu October 27, 2011
(FOX6Now) Dumbass When trafficking underage girls over state lines you may want to do it in something a little less obvious then a gold painted van that says "Ho Hauler" on it  (fox6now.com) (59)
(Denver Post) Fail Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?  (denverpost.com) (41)


Wed October 26, 2011
(9 News) Obvious Little boys aren't allowed to join the Girl Scouts? What if they dress like a girl? Still no???  (9news.com) (122)
(CBC) Dumbass Store sends autistic girl a $25 gift certificate to apologize for asking her to leave because of her service dog. Guess what happened when she went back to use it  (cbc.ca) (213)


Tue October 25, 2011
(My Fox Boston) Dumbass Guy gropes teenage girl out with her family, is lucky bar bouncers were nearby to keep her father from killing him  (myfoxboston.com) (158)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Gawker) Amusing TSA agent tells passenger to "GET YOUR FREAK ON GIRL" after finding sex toy in her luggage  (gawker.com) (195)


Sat October 22, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Title IX finally does something for guys: high school girls sand volleyball   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (24)
(Some Guy) Cool Finally, an Eddie Murphy production we can all enjoy (could be not safe for some workplaces)  (theybf.com) (26)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Wed October 19, 2011
(kfor) Dumbass Naked, covered in cooking oil, and making indecent proposals towards young girls is no way to go in life young man  (kfor.com) (30)
(Some Guy) Stupid What actress said this?: "I had to eat a lot of pasta and get cinched really tightly into the corset to get the effect and let the girls do the acting for me." Of course, think new releases  (tgdaily.com) (124)


Sun October 16, 2011
(The Atlantic) Obvious Why are so many robot helpers ladies?  (theatlantic.com) (60)
(Daily Mail) Cool Best job ever: determining the ideal breast shape by examining Page 3 girls. With a rather Not Safe For Work illustration of the perfect breastastic geometry  (dailymail.co.uk) (439)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Asinine Not news: Starting your day with a cup of coffee & a cigarette. Fark: A 2-year old starting their day with a cup of coffee & a cigarette (w/photos)  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)

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