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64 headlines found matching 'girlfriend'
Wed July 16, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank to pay for girlfriend's engagement ring. Hopes to propose in 7 to 10
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(21)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A very lonely guy finds a way to make his shower orgasm every time he sneezes
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(75)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scottish mayor steps down after a month on the job, a period in which he and his girlfriend managed to get banned from all 36 pubs in his town (pics)
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(39)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Dress yoga pants are coming to an office near you (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only person hotter than German World Cup hero Mario Goetze right now is his girlfriend. Wow
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(52)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Things you don't expect to see on a Monday: video of Oscar Pistorius re-enacting shooting his girlfriend
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(9)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Ian Curtis's girlfriend Annik Honoré, the inspiration behind Joy Division's classic "Love Will Tear Us Apart," has died at age 56
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(46)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"Man chases cab driver with pots & pans after trying to buy his girlfriend's cats." You have to click on the story to find out who wanted to buy the cats and who had the pots and pans
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(20)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Before devouring 61 dogs in 10 minutes Joey Chestnut asked his girlfriend to marry him
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(33)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
"Totalfark made me the artist I am. Before TF, I was sane. And could still wear normal glasses" -Vincent van Gogh
 
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
One guy - two girlfriends = enormous banner on the bridge over the highway that says "You're Dumped"
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(64)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Police bring stabbing victim back to life, promptly arrest his girlfriend. So, win win
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(53)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(85)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(32)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When trying to explain how your girlfriend literally got shot in the foot, get your story straight - otherwise you'll figuratively do the same to yourself
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(23)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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(178)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Some Married Guy)
 
 
 
Man gives everyone on the plane a flower to give to his girlfriend who's waiting inside the terminal at the airport. They pour out of the plane one-by-one and give her a flower each, then he comes out and gets on his knee and proposes. Ta Da
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(91)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JetBlue denies a 3-year old child permission to use the restroom while the plane is stuck on the tarmac, and nature takes its course, anyway
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(159)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Monarch butterflies are vanishing. Dr. Girlfriend distraught
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(23)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody murdered someone in a strip club over...a) sleeping with somebody's girlfriend...b) they owed them money...or c) they were asked to move so someone could make a pool shot
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(74)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs' fifth round pick Aaron Murray says it like it is in response to comment about his smoking hot girlfriend: "Thank god I can throw a football"
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(6)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix's ex-girlfriend and the inspiration behind the songs The Wind Cries Mary and Foxy Lady lets everyone know what she thinks of the movie made about his life. Spoiler: She is considering taking legal action
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(33)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stop texting your girlfriend for hours in the dark, kid, you'll pop your retina out
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(53)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man kidnapped by insurgents tells his girlfriend to move on thinking he is going to die. News: He gets released after 5 years. Fark: She has moved on and now doesn't know what she should do
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(169)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's amazing what being Bradley Cooper's girlfriend can do for your movie career
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(29)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Josh Harnett explains why he turned down roles in Superman, Spiderman and Batman. For one thing, he was busy getting back together with his high-school girlfriend in Minnesota
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(38)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
You know that one thing you wanted your girlfriend to try that one time? Turns out that it can cure your hiccups, too. Who knew?
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(40)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man killed his girlfriend's mother's boyfriend and shot her 7-year-old son because he got the wrong Burger King order. He then planned to kill his girlfriend's brother and turn the gun on himself, but he couldn't have it his way
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(63)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Michael Lohan's girlfriend sentenced to six months in jail, will still suffer the indignity of dating a Lohan
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(7)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Even if you think that your ex-girlfriend is a pig, that doesn't mean that you can spiral slice her finger down to the bone, while trying to get her to tell you where your stolen drugs are at
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(25)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Guy has heart attack at bar, do you a) call 911, b) perform CPR, or c) steal his wallet and hit on his girlfriend?
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
As further evidence of his awesome power, Best Korea's leader has brought back to life the former girlfriend he had executed
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(30)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran "doesn't sing for girlfriend." In more surprising news, Ed Sheeran has a girlfriend
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(31)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm sorry but my dog did not like the room, my girlfriend's snoring kept me awake and you served me left chicken legs when I specifically ordered right legs therefore I must lodge a complaint
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(42)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy and girlfriend try to rob gas station using a pair of pliers. Then it gets stupid
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(28)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested after attacking his ex-girlfriend with a sword, a hacksaw, and wind chimes
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(18)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to feed your girlfriend a "special cake made with special seasonings," make sure she doesn't feed it to her kid, because the ER doctors are going to ask a lot of questions about how the child ingested marijuana
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(51)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Regulations and permitting hassles are for thee, and not for the governor's girlfriend Sandra Lee
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(41)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If NFL teams drafted players based on the attractiveness of their girlfriends, A.J. McCarron, Blake Bortles, Aaron Murray, and Johnny Manziel would be the first names off the board
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(20)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Harry Potter is engaged and it's not to a Weasley
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(56)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Man has fight with his smoking hot girlfriend
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(53)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Driving drunk to a police station, beating your girlfriend in the lobby and resisting arrest is no way to go through life, birthday boy
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(20)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling says the Clippers are not for sale. Although apparently his girlfriend still is
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(54)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling's girlfriend joins Daft Punk
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(140)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Zach Braff breaks up with his longtime girlfriend, plans to use Kickstarter to fund his search for a new chocolate bear
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(18)
 


Mon April 28, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Former GOP presidential frontrunner Donald Trump defends Clippers owner, Donald Sterling: "He got set up by a very, very bad girlfriend, let's face it"
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(205)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshopping your adult self into your girlfriend's childhood photographs might be a reason Fark needs a creepy tag
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man wakes up to find horse's head on the hood of his car. "I'm not involved with any gangs; it was left by my ex-girlfriend. She's a bit crazy"
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Sat April 26, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clippers owner Donald Sterling is caught on tape telling his girlfriend not to bring black people to his basketball games. Obviously, he's oblivious to his product, marketing demographics, employees and his half-Mexican, half-black girlfriend
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(226)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Although not divorced yet from his wife Tipper, Al Gore confirms that he's dating an environmental activist, who also happens to be a Klingon. With bonus photo of Klingon environmental activist
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(143)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes again as tech CEO avoids jail time despite being caught on tape beating and kicking his girlfriend 117 times
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(208)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster is now officially off the market. Sorry guys, you never had a chance anyhow
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(79)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's ex-girlfriend and porn star, joins the cast of Human Centipede III, says it's a role she's spent all her life preparing for
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(74)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Well Tiger's screwed (like he wasn't before) now that his ex Elin Nordegren has become friends with his girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn. They even claim to have gone on vacation together and talk to each other all the time
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(30)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the least believable tell-all book ever, Michael Jackson's former bodyguards detail his trysts with two mysterious "drop dead gorgeous" women known only as "Flower" and "Friend"
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(14)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese women offer tips if you discover your boyfriend has an anime girlfriend on the side. Surprisingly, "Break up" is all the way down at #4
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(52)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
If your Nigerian "girlfriend" whom you met on the Internet sends you thousands of dollars in hundred-dollar bills, then asks you to wire it all right back to you to "pay medical bills," don't be surprised when the cash turns out to be counterfeit
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(112)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
You're a jerk for burgling your ex-girlfriend's flat. You're an even bigger jerk for making her stand in her underwear on her own balcony while you're doing it
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(52)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bald man with a beard easily goes through airport security... by using his girlfriend's passport
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(37)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, I want to propose to my twin brother's drunken one night stand. She's been dating me, and only banged him the one time. Does she really need to know she got in on with her future BIL?
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(80)
 
(Swimmingly)
 
 
 
So, how much does your favorite MLB team charge for you to propose to your girlfriend on their scoreboard?
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(27)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper's supermodel girlfriend dumped him because he wanted sexy time with Renee Zellweger
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(78)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After death of girlfriend, Mick Jagger comforted by very ordinary eldest daughter whose mom inspired Brown Sugar. "He's never been one for needy women. And Karis has never asked him for anything. Not one thing - unlike all his other children"
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(62)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's punishment for beating up his girlfriend: Marriage?
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(34)
 
(The Global Dispatch)
 
 
 
I wore my pants half down my ass, I asked for 30 days vacation and I texted my girlfriend during the interview. Not sure why I didn't get the job
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(275)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested after beating his girlfriend and killing her dog. Police believe he was a country music fan that had too much to drink
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(43)
 

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