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95 headlines found matching 'girlfriend'
Sat August 27, 2016
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Mirage, Cannonball, Wolfsbane, Sunspot, Warlock, and Magik
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man proposes to girlfriend with time capsule they buried together five years ago. Oh, Canada
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Thu August 25, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Crazed woman releases crickets and worms into a NY subway train car at rush hour after being bullied by teens. Then things get weird
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Daredevil Russian couple go for a date on the top of the world's highest construction site in Tianjin
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Wed August 24, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
41-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio and his 24-year-old model girlfriend were in a car crash where neither was hurt. Fortunately, he was wearing his seat belt and she was strapped into her car seat
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Tue August 23, 2016
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
Dog wins third term as mayor
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
He chose . . . parkourly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"He then dropped his trousers and tried to insert pool balls in his bottom as he perched on the side of a table"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign manager on Sunday: "Trump does not hurl personal insults" Trump tweet on Monday: "Some day, when things calm down, I'll tell the real story of @JoeNBC and his very insecure long-time girlfriend, @morningmika. Two clowns"
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Roommate responds to "Deez Nuts" with "Deez Bullets"
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Asshat caught on video kicking girlfriend unconscious in parking lot says he's the victim
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots: "Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood's ex-wife marries his ex-girlfriend's ex-husband
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Mon August 15, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man refuses to have sex with his girlfriend so she kicks him in the face. Mugshot of girlfriend would indicate a flying dropkick followed by a figure-four leglock would have been her next move
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing - just Ivanka Trump sightseeing on holiday with Vladimir Putin's girlfriend
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Sun August 14, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Could this be the end of Justin Bieber? ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man leaves his car with parking attendant, returns to discover it has been taken for a joyride. If only there were some movie reference to complement this story
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Fri August 12, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' ex-girlfriend, who has made a porn movie about heir relationship, is very upset that since the Olympics the press won't...HEY where are you going? OVER HERE, now as she was saying, she's VERY UPSET the press won't leave her alone
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's a new Hillary conspiracy theory brought to you by the totally-not-for-Trump Wikileaks. It involves Hillary murdering a staffer. Hillary is actually secretly a serial killer. Her real father is Jack the Ripper
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
R. Kelly is finally dating an adult, barely
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
A man dies. His wife and girlfriend can't agree on wording so they run dueling obituaries
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Fri August 05, 2016
(DCW50)
 
 
 
Lonely movie critics all agree Suicide Squad is boring, but Margot Robbie is super sexy hot and they wish she would be their girlfriend. Or look at them without gagging
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Wed August 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump spokesperson: Khizir Khan says he supports Sharia Law. CNN: Nope, that's not what he said, let's go to the tape. Trump spokesperson: Well, damn. Um, wharrgarble
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Reason #36 you can get ejected as a fan from a major league baseball game: You yell at the umpire that he should meet you later to perform a sexual act
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
41-year-old Dutchman gets visa, flies to Changsha, waits in airport for ten days in expectation his online girlfriend will pick him up. Take a wild guess as to what happened
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Wed July 27, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart's one look opens up about her girlfriend
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Man visiting Daytona Beach gets stabbed by violent rando, immediately proposes to his girlfriend because the Florida tag wants what the Florida tag wants
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(Newark Advocate)
 
 
 
Small business dos and don'ts: DO announce your wares to increase revenue. DON'T use a loudspeaker to broadcast you have illegal drugs for sale. BONUS: At the gathering of the Juggalos
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My friends are totally racist but I've put up with them all these years. Now I'm dating a Korean guy and they hate him. What should I do? Dear Nitwit: Dump their sorry asses
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Sat July 23, 2016
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Another Washington arboreal escapade. It's something in the trees
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman tries to exact revenge on her ex-boyfriend by pretending to be pregnant and then paying men to beat her so she can scare away his current girlfriend. And then things get weird
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nice lone wolf terrorist linked to five other lone wolf conspirators who have been arrested, now preparing to appear on a t-shirt
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"So You Think You Can Survive Prison With All The Other Inmates Knowing You Won A TV Dance Show?"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a black man with a white girlfriend. We discussed raising a family, but thanks to all the racism in the US and things like Trump, she is afraid that our child will look too black and be persecuted. What do we do?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger now expecting his eighth grandchild
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"Dr. Nerdlove, my girlfriend tried to catfish me and got upset over my jealousy. What should I do?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tell us about a time you got picked up or did the picking up. k thnx bye
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
On second thought trying to impress your girlfriend by taking her to the local police station and pretending to be the police chief maybe wasn't the smartest idea
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Wed July 13, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go: Girlfriend informer edition. "She saw that I had caught a Pokémon while at my ex's house"
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Tue July 12, 2016
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Handyman tries to earn quick buck working as Deuce Bigalow, Malaysian Gigolo. It didn't work
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Flathead Newsgroup)
 
 
 
Glacier National Park tourist savagely attacked by tent, manages to shoot it with pistol
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
America: Road rage incites gunfire. England: Road rage incites ketchup spraying
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop: Your taillight is out. License, please. Driver: Okay, but my wallet is next to my licensed pistol. Cop: BLAM. BLAM BLAM BLAM (warning: graphic)
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever have an ex-girlfriend that dumped you and talked trash about you, then came crawling back when things inevitably went bad? The US has one of those too: Venezuela
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
$508 million still up for grabs. Remember, you can't win unless you piss away any hope of eating people food in your old age
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Reality: Intoxicated man furiously pursues another car, gets out at a red light, and beats the driver through his open window. News Headline: Off-duty NYPD cop shoots unarmed motorist to death
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dear Dr Petra: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a female coworker, and we're addicted to each other. Now I can't enjoy sex with my wife any more, and she's getting concerned. What should I do?
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you fall asleep in the sun with your iPhone on your chest?
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart gets its collective nose out of joint after Marvel Comics creates M.O.D.A.A.K. (Mental Organism Designed as America's King), complete with Donald Trump's face and a desire to make America great again by eliminating foreign filth
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BBC Wimbledon commentator accused of "creepy sexism". Yes, he should have gone for the "normal sexism" instead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Suspension
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
As a reminder for drunken boaters out there during this coming holiday weekend, as tempting as they may be, children do not make good boat ramps
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Man rapes his buddy's girlfriend, agrees to be tied up and beaten as punishment. Then they all go smoke some meth. Then things get weird
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie appears to be super mad now that his girlfriend prefers chicks
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy arrested in May for driving the streets in a stolen bus arrested again...for driving the streets in a stolen van
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Okay so copulating with my girlfriend high up on the arch of a bridge at 11am in front of traffic was maybe not the best spot for a romatic rendezvous ....jeeesh"
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN man charged with murder in the death of his ex-girlfriend-who committed suicide
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the Overly Attached Girlfriend, who-- damn, sorry, can't finish the headline. She's calling me AGAIN
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Tue June 21, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia teenager who killed a man after agreeing to buy his PS4 on Craigslist gets 40 years in prison. By that time, she'll be ready to kill someone else for a PS7
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the efforts of the Orlando shooter and the mass media, screaming you're with ISIS while behaving badly is now a thing
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia develops shot that protects track and field athletes from contracting Zika virus at 2016 Brazil Olympics
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Thu June 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ravens rookie Ronnie Stanley goes to the pound and asks for an unwanted dog "We are looking for dog that's been here a long time and maybe not-so-adoptable"
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Tue June 14, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Only in Florida can you drive your car into a bay, strip off all your clothes, walk into a complete stranger's house and sleep it off, greet them and the police officer the next morning, and face no charges
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Officers declined to release the suspect, who then apparently relieved himself in the back of the car"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, my husband saw a news story about a naked guy falling from a balcony and won't stop cracking dark jokes at naked guy's expense. I'd like him to stop because I'm cheating with the naked guy who is my boyfriend. What should I do?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
You think your girlfriend is cheating on you? Here's what you do. Torch some guy's car at one A.M. and then confess to police while you are sitting on your porch, drinking a PBR and watching it burn. It's the Wisconsin way
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Fri June 10, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, there was once a 'Friends' storyline that network execs thought was too offensive, and prepared for a huge audience backlash
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Thu June 09, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL man calls 911 because his girlfriend won't buy him vodka. I think many farkers would agree this is a 911-worthy crisis
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC's Verrazano Bridge, North America's longest suspension bridge, has been spelled wrong ... for 52 years
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're 'almost killed' by a turtle as it nearly smashes through the car windshield while driving on the freeway?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When they say that everything is bigger in Texas I'm not sure they were thinking about a 6' tall wasp nest
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Russian man sues ex-girlfriend for expenses incurred during their relationship. Breaking up is hard to do
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Fri June 03, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scottish police officer: We're just going to remove this drunken patron from your pub ....but first I'm going to sing you a karaoke song to calm everyone down
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Broncos wide receiver was conveniently wearing GoPro camera during fight with girlfriend
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Facebook interests: smoking pot, drinking alcohol, "getting blitzed," stabbing people. Dislike Dislike Dislike
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(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No regerts
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
After knowing her for a year and a half, man decides to betray her trust. After observing him for a few minutes, these ladies got her back
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Sat May 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBA player fatally shot after entering (or kicking open the door of) the wrong apartment
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, here is your Fark-ready headline: Man assaulted woman with package of frozen brats
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp's divorce has gone nuclear
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Making love to your new bride can be awkward enough, even without the entire family watching
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My partner and I are women and have made plans to marry and start a family. We agreed to have one child and that I'd get artificially inseminated and carry the baby. But she cheated on me with a man and is pregnant. What do I do?"
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Fri May 20, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eagles of Death Metal have decided that instead of cashing in on fame and sympathy after the Paris attacks, it's better to make total asses of themselves by spouting conspiracy theories
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets breast implants to win $100,000 bet. Textbook red flag for a gambling problem right there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Father stands his ground against toddler who wouldn't stop jumping on the bed
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man settles in for a good overnight standoff with police.......aaaaaand he's asleep
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yeah about that whole NYT hit piece on Trump from his former girlfriend
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Warning: Smoking may be hazardous to your health
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Sat May 14, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're going to put on your disability application that a workplace accident has left you blind, then you just can not be caught on video: 1) Reading something that isn't in braille; 2) Holding the door open for someone; or 3) Driving a car
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Fri May 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man gets penis stuck in wrench. Serves him right; those are only supposed to be used on nuts
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
An argument over an online goat video leads to stabbing
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting on the Jumbotron can be cool. Falling off the Jumbotron can be deadly
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Thu May 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Johnny Mugshot
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
In a nod to The Facts of Life, Elsa fans want Disney to "Let her Jo"
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