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Headlines matching 'girlfriend'
Thu February 09, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News) Followup Remember that guy who wants to adopt his 42-year-old girlfriend? His kids have asked a judge to block the adoption because they don't want to have a mom-sister, like so many of their friends in the Panhandle do  (foxnews.com) (61)


Wed February 08, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida When your friend gives you a ride to work instead of your girlfriend, does your girlfriend a) say you made her look bad and try to run you over in an alley b) hit you with a jack c) burn your wardrobe d) all of the above. With luscious mug shot  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (100)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Cute girlfriend of New York Giants linebacker Greg Jones gets her own Super Bowl ring during post game celebration (w/video)  (dailymail.co.uk) (33)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Cool Meet the man with over 1,500 boardgames and exactly 0 girlfriends  (omaha.com) (148)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Polo club founder adopts his adult girlfriend. He incests he had a good reason to  (palmbeachpost.com) (36)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Beatcalls) Florida You have a fight with your pregnant girlfriend - do you a) take the blame even if it's not your fault. b) walk away and come back when things cool down. c) rip off all of her clothes and leave her naked in the street. HINT: Florida Tag  (beatcalls.com) (64)


Thu January 26, 2012
(TMZ) Stupid ♫ Don't stop...berating ♫  (tmz.com) (12)


Wed January 25, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Strange "In her application for a restraining order ... the girlfriend said the argument was sparked by a cat and an Estee Lauder skin-care product"  (twincities.com) (26)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy The hot wives and girlfriends of the Patriots and Giants. Bill Belichick definitely has no reason to cheat  (nydailynews.com) (65)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Dacula Patch) Amusing Everything was fine until their 9 o'clock shot, witnesses said. Then he called his brother's girlfriend a whore and the fight was on  (dacula.patch.com) (37)


Sat January 21, 2012
(Townhall) Dumbass WHAR ex-girlfriends WHAR  (finance.townhall.com) (167)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Great Warrior) Hero In which I fix my girlfriend's grandparents' WiFi and am hailed as a conquering hero  (mcsweeneys.net) (99)
(CNN) Dumbass Look, people. Stop repeating the lies. The Concordia's captain did *not* flee his ship right after the crash. He ordered a nice dinner with his girlfriend first while supplies were falling off the kitchen shelves. Michael Brown nods approval  (cnn.com) (104)


Wed January 18, 2012
(The Sun) Hero Man dumps girls for a living. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (61)


Tue January 17, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting So, if I'm reading this correctly -- and I'm pretty sure that I am -- the best way to keep your out-of-pocket girlfriend expenses down is to make sure that there are lots of other girls around, too  (usatoday.com) (27)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Funny Or Die) Video Used girlfriends for sale. Low milage  (funnyordie.com) (53)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Followup Man sentenced for trying to bury girlfriend alive in cardboard. He should have been thinking outside the box  (mirror.co.uk) (44)


Thu January 12, 2012
(NJ.com) Scary My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who knows the kids who were stabbed during lunch break at Ferris High School  (nj.com) (49)
(Salon) Misc New book claims that BDSM isn't so bad. Not that your girlfriend won't still think you are weird for asking for a spanking while wearing a latex body suit  (salon.com) (108)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Bryan Ferry, 66 weds again - this time his son Isaac's ex girlfriend, 29 year-old Amanda Sheppard. But he's rich, right? So nothing so say about that  (dailytelegraph.com.au) (50)
(Daily Mail) Silly A-Rod's new girlfriend has some sweet puppies. And her little chihuahuas are cute, too  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)


Mon January 09, 2012
(New Zealand Herald) Sappy Just a typical love story of boy meets girl, girl gives boy wrong number by mistake, girl finds boy with the help of nationwide internet campaign, girl finds out boy already has a girlfriend and needs to get to the gym in 26 minutes  (nzherald.co.nz) (91)


Thu January 05, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine And if elected to office as one of the country's youngest public officials, I pledge to throw a brick through my ex-girlfriend's window and slip out of handcuffs during an alcohol-related arrest  (myfoxdc.com) (63)
(TC Palm) Florida Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (10)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Macomb Daily) Asinine Nothing handy with which to beat your girlfriend? Hey, there's a two-foot cross  (macombdaily.com) (37)


Tue January 03, 2012
(My Fox DC) Interesting Officer, he didn't sever the brake line to the car his girlfriend and their son were riding in...he pulled it loose. Oh, glad we cleared that up  (myfoxdc.com) (20)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Alex Rodriguez sees George Clooney's WWE girlfriend and raises him with Torrie Wilson  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida You've officially got a psycho ex-girlfriend when she dips her hand in pink paint and leaves her palm print on the front seat of your car  (palmbeachpost.com) (56)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Sports Climax) Asinine The more Tebow is hyped up, the more my system attempts to shut down and stop breathing like some bitter ex-girlfriend just hauled off and kicked me square in the nut sac  (sportsclimax.com) (61)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Gizmodo) Sappy Will you marry meme?  (gizmodo.com) (74)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange 9mm mouse hunting & wounded roommate & a 13 yr old girlfriend. The Fark crime trifecta hits in Taylorville, UT  (ksl.com) (81)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Quad City Times) Fail Would-be car thief learns the hard way not to break into a car belonging to the girlfriend of a mixed martial-arts fighter  (qctimes.com) (25)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Man critically injured after his girlfriend decides to clean her gun at 4AM and it "accidentally" fired  (sun-sentinel.com) (37)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Fox 4 KC) Amusing Best. Girlfriend. EVAR  (caller.com) (51)


Thu December 15, 2011
(The Register) Silly New iPhone app lets you brag about all the ways you just did your hot girlfriend. In Canada  (theregister.co.uk) (24)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Van Morrison's 44-year old girlfriend and mother of his youngest child, Gigi Lee, dies of cancer. Michelle Rocca, Van's wife and mother of his two other children, can hopefully help Van deal with this tragedy  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)
(SLTrib) Strange Before you start tearing down the walls of your home because you hear your girlfriend calling for help behind one, first make sure she's not actually vacationing in Texas  (sltrib.com) (33)


Sat December 10, 2011
(redding.com) Strange Man rams one car into an apartment, then rams another car into his girlfriend's apartment, kicks down the door and, sheriff says, "this is where it gets kind of weird, he takes off all his clothes and starts jumping on cars"  (redding.com) (32)


Fri December 09, 2011
(azfamily.com) Dumbass You find a nude picture of your girlfriend's teen daughter on her cell phone. Do you: A) Ground her B) Take her phone away from her C) Forward the picture to all the contacts on her phone in order to teach her a lesson  (azfamily.com) (221)


Wed December 07, 2011
(ESPN) Followup Packers Linebacker charged with beating his girlfriend. IMO, she would be better off dating someone from the Colts. They don't beat anyone  (espn.go.com) (71)


Mon December 05, 2011
(BBC) Scary Your girlfriend isn't as pretty as the girls you see at the gym. Do you c) Use a stun gun on her, seal her in a box and then bury her in a shallow grave? Bonus: She digs herself out  (bbc.co.uk) (150)


Sat December 03, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Sad Universal Studios Orlando is closing the Jaws ride. Where are 80s geek hopeless romantics going to propose to their girlfriends now?  (iheartchaos.com) (69)


Fri December 02, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida You know you've found a special girlfriend if she parks her car in the intersection to have sex with you, refuses to put her clothes back on when the cops tell her to, and then pees on the sidewalk of the woman who called the cops on you  (nwfdailynews.com) (42)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Florida If you're going to get drunk and then ransack your ex-girlfriend's apartment remember two things: 1) Don't pass out in her apartment. 2) Make sure you have the right apartment  (sun-sentinel.com) (13)
(WBIR) Dumbass Not news: Teen accidentally shoots his girlfriend. FARK: while he was pistol-whipping his mother  (wbir.com) (42)
(YouTube) Strange Blizzard is now apparently targeting the "biatchy sullen ex-girlfriend" demographic. WoW  (youtube.com) (234)


Wed November 30, 2011
(The Journal Times) Stupid You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results  (journaltimes.com) (48)


Tue November 29, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Followup That viral story about a man getting sued for tattooing a steaming pile of poop on his cheating girlfriend's back? Totally full of crap  (thesmokinggun.com) (69)


Sat November 26, 2011
(C|Net) Sappy Man builds girlfriend $125 iPad from scratch. Geek love is so adorable  (news.cnet.com) (88)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Gizmodo) Dumbass Not news: Man goes on Maury to confirm his girlfriend is a cheating with another man. Ultra Fark: He think's it's her MySpace friend Tom  (gizmodo.com) (85)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Caution: If your girlfriend rips off the used condom and runs out of the room you might just get super served with twins  (dailymail.co.uk) (147)


Tue November 22, 2011
(MetroWest Daily News) Dumbass Man plants drugs on ex-girlfriend's car, causing her to suddenly remember that he tried to rape her  (metrowestdailynews.com) (36)


Thu November 17, 2011
(WISHTV) Scary Guy beats girlfriend off with dumbbell. Let's see how this shakes out  (wishtv.com) (85)
(Short List) Unlikely Man gets dumped by girlfriend. Goes through standard phases: 1. get drunk 2. listen to Kelly Clarkson and 3. buy a full suit of Halo armor  (shortlist.com) (60)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Scary LaGrange man accused of stabbing and killing his pregnant girlfriend in 1981. "She was stabbed 34 times in the chest and back." A how how how how how how how how sick can you get?  (suntimes.com) (47)


Sun November 13, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If you break into an ex-girlfriend's house and light her ironing board on fire, it's a pretty good bet that she'll press charges  (nwfdailynews.com) (38)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Telegraph) Sad JFK's Swedish girlfriend dies at 79: "He made love...with a surprising innocence - swooning, sighing, weeping. At one point he lifted his eyes to the heavens and proclaimed, 'The stars, Gunilla. The stars' "  (telegraph.co.uk) (69)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Things to do during the 2011 Tour de France: Win five stages, check. Win the Green Jersey, check. Knock up hottie Page Three model girlfriend, check  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)
(The Smoking Gun) Fail Florida man whose girlfriend announced her intention to break up with him does the logical thing: tries to commit suicide with Flintstone's vitamins  (thesmokinggun.com) (62)


Wed November 02, 2011
(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Man tricks his girlfriend into believing he'd been kidnapped by men in skeleton masks on Halloween, gets treated to jail cell and multiple criminal charges for tampering with evidence and drug possession  (helenair.com) (13)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Not news: Man in Halloween mask scares girlfriend. Still not news: her dog attacks him: Still not news: he understands the dog reacted normally. Fark: he wants dog put down  (courierpress.com) (131)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Naples News) Florida Definition of doing it wrong: beating your girlfriend for playing with a sex toy in bed because you'd rather sleep  (naplesnews.com) (69)


Fri October 28, 2011
(People Pets) Sappy Rosie O'Donnell and her new girlfriend bonded over dogs. Amazingly, they were not of the mustard and ketchup variety  (peoplepets.com) (29)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Stuff.co.nz) Sad If the father of your unborn child crashes into a liquor store while trying to evade police, and runs off leaving you stuck in the car - you may have made some bad life choices  (stuff.co.nz) (29)
(Denver Post) Fail Your girlfriend comes home early at the same time another girl you met on Craigslist arrives at your apartment. Do you: C) Call the cops to report a burglary in progress?  (denverpost.com) (41)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary When sorting out the stuff of a recently-deceased relative, it's common to find little surprises, like the body of an old girlfriend  (news.yahoo.com) (87)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Staffordshire Bull terrier which mauled boy escapes being put down... because it was 'drunk on Stella Artois'  (dailymail.co.uk) (128)


Wed October 19, 2011
(The Frisky) Cool When the zombie apocalypse hits, look for a girlfriend who knows how to use a chainsaw  (thefrisky.com) (58)

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