Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'girlfriend'

Headlines matching 'girlfriend'

Tue April 09, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Man won't stop singing 'Thrift Shop' at thrift shop, so girlfriend assaults him source: timescall.com \| share:	(63)
		What do you get the man who has everything except a girlfriend? source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(63)
		Sara Gilbert gets engaged to one of the 4 Non Blondes. What's going on? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(89)

Fri April 05, 2013


		You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude source: kansas.com \| share:	(53)

Thu April 04, 2013

Woman arrested for the murder of a man on I-Drive. If only he'd hidden behind a partition

source: orlandosentinel.com | share:

(36)

Wed April 03, 2013

Dear Abby, my girlfriend has huge implants and walks around the house topless all the time. I find it a turn off. Do I have a penis?

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

(510)

Tue April 02, 2013

		You had me at "half-naked zombie ex-girlfriend" source: rawstory.com \| share:	(31)
		Guy turns into Stompy McWindshieldsmash. after finding out his girlfriend cheated on him. (Not safe for work language) source: liveleak.com \| share:	(37)

Mon April 01, 2013


		Guy designs video game to propose to girlfriend. Guy who designs video game has girlfriend source: omaha.com \| share:	(31)
		Not news: Man's girlfriend gets pregnant. News: She has to have part of her leg amputated. Fark: Because his ex, who he also got pregnant, ran her down. His take? "I mean, I am handsome" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(54)

Sat March 30, 2013

Problem: You need $1500 to bail your girlfriend out of jail. Solution: Sell your 6 year old daughter. I always like a good problem solver

source: wrcbtv.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

Florida man guarantees years of uninterrupted basketball TV time, by arranging for girlfriend to be "randomly" picked for chance to make $20,000 halfcourt shot at Orlando Magic game, and then proposes to her after she misses the hoop

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Thu March 28, 2013

News flash: No, you cannot adopt your girlfriend. Especially not as part of an alleged bid to safeguard tens of millions of dollars

source: newser.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

With a name like Whiskey Dalton Welcome Williams, chances are you will have interacted with the police once or twice or repeatedly

source: star-telegram.com | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

If you had money on Jack Bauer's girlfriend and the kid from Party of Five doing an NCIS spinoff set in Idaho, you win

source: stableytimes.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Bacon: the perfect food. The BLT: a perfect sandwich made with the perfect food. The PLT: a perfectly disgusting sandwich made with NO NO DON'T SCROLL DOWN

source: vice.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

		Christina Ricci exits NBC pilot Girlfriend in a Coma. They know they know it's serious source: deadline.com \| share:	(45)
		"Dear Prudence: my girlfriend kisses and makes out with her cat and it really grosses me out. What should I do?" source: slate.com \| share:	(112)

Sat March 16, 2013

		Olivia Wilde: Best. Girlfriend. EVAR source: nypost.com \| share:	(91)
		I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now. Would you like to meet her? My people, the Princess Bone-Us source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(52)

Fri March 15, 2013

The best fictional bands of all-time. List fails without "My Canadian Girlfriend"

source: blogs.villagevoice.com | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

Man found guilty of Shake Weight beating - surprisingly not a euphemism

source: wlfi.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

(Some Guy)	Man proposes to girlfriend via re-edited trailer for THE GREY. Is this trailer presented in dust-o-vision? source: horrorsociety.com \| share:	(36)
	Drunk man punches girlfriend's father and bites boat captain after getting caught having sex in the bathroom on a cruise. In his defense, maybe they misunderstood the "implications" of a booze cruise source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(16)
	If taking your girlfriend's baby out for a walk around the neighborhood seems mundane, clearly you've never done it on PCP, stark naked, across the interstate, like this guy source: nbcconnecticut.com \| share:	(7)

Tue March 12, 2013

If you steal your ex-girlfriend's iPad, don't later send her a text thanking her for it

source: azcentral.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

"Dear Prudence, I have a condition called micropenis, and it has been the cause of the end of a few relationships. One of my ex-girlfriends couldn't stop giggling. How can I overcome this obstacle?"

source: slate.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

		"Contestant Number One, what is the strangest place your girlfriend has hidden hypodermic needles?" "Uh, that would be in the butt, Bob" source: wpbf.com \| share:	(27)
		But who amongst us hasn't faked our own kidnapping instead of facing up to an angry girlfriend? source: gawker.com \| share:	(75)

Sat March 02, 2013

		In a bizarre lawsuit, a man claims a vengeful ex-girlfriend duped a sperm bank into handing over his specimens, which she then turned into a bouncing baby boy source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(66)
		Elderly library custodian takes in his girlfriend's 5 cats when she passes away. So what happened to them when he died? The librarians promptly adopt all 5 felines - proving that what goes around, comes around on Caturday source: capitalgazette.com \| share:	(1124)

Thu February 28, 2013

		Lead On: Photographer's pictures of girlfriend leading him by the hand around the world, yeah you'd follow her too source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(134)
		Good: Your girlfriend likes three way sex. Bad: With other men Worse: Dead men, cold murdered dead men source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(123)

Wed February 27, 2013

Turns out it's against the law to dress up to impress your girlfriend -- when you're wearing a cop uniform for five months

source: www2.tbo.com | share:

(23)

Tue February 26, 2013

Andy Samberg gives his longtime girlfriend a gift in a box

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

(23)

Sun February 24, 2013

Berlusconi set to upend the Italian Elections just like he did with his previous girlfriends

source: world.time.com | share:

(17)

Sat February 23, 2013

Man charged with felonious "polluting to harm humans, animals, plants." His crime? Releasing a dozen helium-filled balloons

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

		No matter how horrible your girlfriend treats you today at least she didn't beat you with a Furby source: 961kiss.com \| share:	(36)
		Comic nerds unsure how to react on news that Batwoman has proposed to her secret girlfriend. In other news, Batwoman is gay, has become a ginger, and apparently likes wearing clown makeup source: bleedingcool.com \| share:	(58)

Wed February 20, 2013

		BBC 6 Music apologizes for playing Jimi Hendrix's "Hey Joe" after running the news about Oscar Pistorius murdering his girlfriend source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(81)
		What kind of world do we live in when a man can't sit on his couch and scratch his balls without his girlfriend yelling at him? source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(50)
		Investigator says Pistorius' account of how he killed his girlfriend consistent with what police found at the crime scene. Wait, you mean there might be another side to the story? What are we supposed to do with these torches and pitchforks? source: voanews.com \| share:	(190)
		Police find testosterone and needles in Oscar Pistorius' home. I don't know what this has to do with shooting your girlfriend, but if you're gonna destroy an athlete, you might as well go all in source: usatoday.com \| share:	(112)

Tue February 19, 2013

Manti T'eo says he doesn't want people to judge him on the infamous girlfriend hoax; acts like it never existed

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

Man whof tied to kiss an make uph wif his girfrien haf his tongue bih aff

source: gawker.com | share:

(51)

Fri February 15, 2013

		Rep. Steve Cohen: The college age swimsuit model I was tweeting to during the SOTU is my secret love child, not my girlfriend source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(64)
		Sometimes proposing to your girlfriend in public doesn't go exactly as you had planned source: dumbassdaily.com \| share:	(37)

Thu February 14, 2013

		Are you a geek in love? These simple tips will help you win and keep the heart of your Girlfriend in Canada or anime body pillows source: blog.seattlepi.com \| share:	(34)
		Paralympian Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius mistakes girlfriend for a home invader, allegedly shoots and kills her source: lastangryfan.com \| share:	(418)

Wed February 13, 2013

		If your girlfriend is following #BBC, you might not want to assume she's just checking the TV schedule source: dailydot.com \| share:	(191)
		Jimmy Kimmel wants you to get your wife/gf a horrible gift for Valentines Day source: youtube.com \| share:	(42)

Tue February 12, 2013

		Sixteen "true story" film characters that are as genuine as your Canadian girlfriend source: blog.sfgate.com \| share:	(123)
		Fortunately for his girlfriend, Larry Bird's son doesn't have the old man's accuracy source: wdrb.com \| share:	(14)

Mon February 11, 2013

It turns out the sex is going to be better if you take your girlfriend to exotic destinations than if you keep your lovemaking confined to your bedroom

source: azcentral.com | share:

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Sat February 09, 2013

Christina Ricci to star in a new NBC comedy called Girlfriend in a Coma. I know. I know. It's serious

source: hollywoodreporter.com | share:

(102)

Fri February 08, 2013

Thu February 07, 2013

		Boyfriend charged after his girlfriend gets run over. And over. And over. Bonus: tattoos source: big1059.com \| share:	(42)
		Old and busted: Jay Cutler mails in his performance at Soldier Field. New hotness: Jay Cutler mails in his marriage proposal to his girlfriend source: bleacherreport.com \| share:	(30)

Wed February 06, 2013

Woman breaks into ex-boyfriend's home, attacks new girlfriend in bed. Bonus pic of hittable crazy

source: news-journalonline.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

Entire police squad caught on tape falsifying records and failing to report to 911 calls while going for coffee and making out with their girlfriends. Norbert unavailable for comment

source: 610wiod.com | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

		You meet a tattooist and less than 24 hours later he's got his name tattooed all across your face, now that's amore source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(179)
		Iran insists it really did send a monkey into space and they do too have a hot girlfriend, she just lives in Canada source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(42)

Fri February 01, 2013

My neighbour walks her girlfriend on a leash. How do I register my disapproval?

source: theglobeandmail.com | share:

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Thu January 31, 2013

		Your girlfriend has just told you she'd be up for a threesome. Do you C) Make a video inviting her best friend to join you and accidentally upload if to your public youtube account? source: gawker.com \| share:	(25)
		Abusing your girlfriend is vile and disgusting and isn't even a joke. Abusing your boyfriend? There's an app for that, but it's cute so it's ok source: games.yahoo.com \| share:	(321)

Tue January 29, 2013

(Some Guy)

Man steals truck to stop ex-girlfriend's wedding. Romance is not dead

source: sickonews.com | share:

(12)

Sat January 26, 2013

Man robs four businesses with BB gun rifle to pay off his girlfriend's probation fees, which he does after the last robbery. He now needs his girlfriend to return the favor

source: blog.al.com | share:

(16)

Fri January 25, 2013

The Atlanta Hawks have the same number of All-Stars as Manti Te'o does girlfriends that exist

source: outsidetheredzone.com | share:

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Thu January 24, 2013

		Sammy Sosa thinks the Cubs should retire his number, he should be in the MLB HOF, and that he should be president of the Dominican Republic. Sammy, we have an imaginary fake dead girlfriend for you source: rotoexperts.com \| share:	(37)
		You wouldn't know Jeremy Renner's knocked up ex-girlfriend, she's Canadian source: dlisted.com \| share:	(31)

Wed January 23, 2013

Woman in Te'o fake girlfriend photo speaks out, says she would like to meet him

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

(21)

Tue January 22, 2013

From the book: "How To Tell If Your Girlfriend's Dad Doesn't Like You". Chapter Three: Michigan

source: mlive.com | share:

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Fri January 18, 2013

		Good rule of thumb: Don't bite off the one belonging to your girlfriend source: wftv.com \| share:	(19)
		Manti Te'o mourned the death of his fake girlfriend to cancer by immediately starting a relationship with a smoking hot chick that actually exists source: tmz.com \| share:	(130)
		Remember last week's media delight over the fact that pubic lice were going extinct? Yeah, turns out the science is about as real as Manti Te'o's girlfriend source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(52)
		Not News: Bobblehead night at Minor League game. News: Of Manti Te'o's girlfriend. Fark: They're giving away empty boxes source: cincinnati.com \| share:	(112)

Thu January 17, 2013

Arizona Cardinals fullback Reagan Mauia says he met Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend, Lennay Kekua, in person in 2011 - before she started allegedly dating Te'o - and that Mauia and Kekua became friends and Mauia was close to Kekua's family

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Wed January 16, 2013

		Like most of you, Notre Dame's Manti Te'o made up his dead girlfriend source: deadspin.com \| share:	(580)
		Taylor Swift tried to hook up with Bradley Cooper at the Golden Globes, got to celebrate Cinco Denied-O in January source: celebitchy.com \| share:	(111)
		Hawkeye's aim is better than he thought source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(29)

Tue January 15, 2013

Pitch Perfect's Anna Kendrick manages to cover masturbation, theater-going, censorship, and Ryan Gosling's film career all in one tweet, is your new pretend girlfriend

source: uproxx.com | share:

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Thu January 10, 2013

Wed January 09, 2013

		Fresh off her Musbergerish moment in the sun, A.J. McCarron's smoking hot girlfriend breaking into acting, being considered as a judge for Miss USA pageant source: thehollywoodgossip.com \| share:	(61)
		AJ McCarron's life expectancy dramatically shortens after he tells Darnell Dockett to back off from his girlfriend source: nesn.com \| share:	(54)

Tue January 08, 2013

		Man tries to choke girlfriend using his dreadlocks. With a "Yep, it would work" photo source: katu.com \| share:	(36)
		73-year-old BCS Championship game announcer Brent Musberger creepily freaks out about how hot Alabama QB AJ McCarron's girlfriend is. In fairness to the old fart, she's really, really, really hot (with pics) source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	(129)
		Community creator Dan Harmon's girlfriend has compiled all of his ramblings into a book and they are now selling them in "exclusive limited editions" on his website source: avclub.com \| share:	(12)

Mon January 07, 2013

Police find meth lab in cab of truck. With picture of "Mr. Rolling Methlab" himself, as well as his lovely girlfriend. Why yes, they are from Arkansas, how'd you guess?

source: katu.com | share:

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Fri January 04, 2013

You got a text from a drunk ex-girlfriend last night? Well, I got a text from a dead moose

source: duluthnewstribune.com | share:

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Thu January 03, 2013

		Poking holes in your girlfriend's condoms? That's a jailin source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(251)
		There are several acceptable ways to deal with a six-year-old who called your girlfriend's son a name. Punching him is not one of them. "The child flies approximately four feet in the air and lands directly on his buttocks and slides up to wall'' source: azcentral.com \| share:	(107)

Sun December 30, 2012

		Forty-nine-year-old dude comes clean about laundry bill, his 24 year-old girlfriend hammers home her point source: nj.com \| share:	(69)
		Carmen Electra's bedroom technique gets two thumbs up from the researchers at the Dennis Rodman School of Intimacy source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(40)

Thu December 27, 2012

Have a two-minute timer on your motorcycle, ate your shark fins, sent the dogs after the pheasants, said goodbye to your prison girlfriend before she got on the bus, and are smoking the feral bacon? You're ready for 2013

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Wed December 26, 2012

Scarlett Johansson looks for more challenging roles like being your girlfriend

source: post-gazette.com | share:

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Mon December 24, 2012

		Donkeys help Somerset man pop the question to his girlfriend. Dare I ask source: thisissomerset.co.uk \| share:	(53)
		Relationship tip: It's probably best to avoid political party arguments with your girlfriend, especially during a game of strip beer pong source: onlineathens.com \| share:	(37)

Sat December 22, 2012

[ X ] Poke. [ ✔ ] Stab

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Thu December 20, 2012

		"I pushed the wrong button" is the often heard lament of those who post pics of their genitalia on Facebook source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(73)
		Meet Silvio Berlusconi's hot new 27 year old girlfriend source: worldnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(72)

Mon December 17, 2012

Woman accused of running her boyfriend over with her car. But in her defense, he did get out of the car and lie down in front of it

source: chicagotribune.com | share:

(23)

Sat December 15, 2012

		November 20: Terrell Suggs' girlfriend applies for restraining order against Suggs. December 14: "I now pronounce you man and wife" source: aol.sportingnews.com \| share:	(22)
		Cool: Man proposes to his girlfriend. Cooler: In 150 yard long letters to been seen by airplane. FARK: He spelled her name wrong source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(49)

Thu December 13, 2012

Life's been hard on John "Crazy Card" McAfee lately -- leaving your $20M fortune behind in Belize is one thing, but forfeiting your 20- and 17-year-old girlfriends? Now that's harsh

source: maximumpc.com | share:

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