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Tue November 21, 2017
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, My fiance refuses to vacate our house for my girls' weekend, he doesn't understand girl time: drinking wine, watching chick flicks and talking about our lives. Am I asking too much?
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(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Fiona watches hopefully through the glass, wishing that she, too, will meet the love of her life while at the Cincinnati Zoo's Hippo Exhibit
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
This guy gave an inch and then someone finished his aphorism
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Florida-ready headline: Florida man throws girlfriend's shoe out of his truck to stop her from strangling him, police say
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend convinced me to let his mistress move in. We broke up, but not before he damaged my car. He left his old couch; there was $10,000 in it. He thinks his other girlfriend took it. Can I keep the money for pain & suffering?"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend is a sweet woman with a young daughter. She's a compulsive hoarder; I helped her move and throw away trash. She can't stop hoarding. She says I'm not moving fast enough; I can't be with her rodent-filled mess. What do?"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
New Aladdin film will pass the Bechdel test but fail the Baekho test
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homemade ad for used Honda Accord drives price so high eBay cancels auction
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Tue November 07, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Texas authorities refuse to use name of church shooter to avoid encouraging potential copy cats or admit the guy is a terrorist
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Someone took my picture on my drive into work today. So when it shows up on Twitter, I'm the asshole
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother's girlfriend has breast cancer. She thinks medicine is evil and corrupt and is going the naturopathy route; she went full vegan, and is doing mental exercises. She'll die; it will ruin my brother. How screwed up is this?"
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher, 22, not taught correctly how to deal with the real world and his work, quits in tears after one term because of 'impossible hours' and getting home by 6:30pm
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Sat November 04, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Guy makes a commercial to sell his girlfriend's 1996 Honda Accord. Genius marketing + great production value = true brilliance
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carlos Correa proposing to his girlfriend just moments after winning the World Series not only surprised her it left Big Papi speechless
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain adds his two cents to the harassment scandals in Hollywood and the restaurant industry: "I'm not that optimistic about the human race"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Felon who fired his public defenders, to act as his own attorney in fatal shoot-out case, starts rough when his ex-girlfriend testifies for the prosecution: "When did your feelings change?" "When you shot at the car"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Judge orders man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend after sending her gross text messages
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Millennial men are at "it" again ;)
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Sun October 29, 2017
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Clearly, the sensible choice for a Halloween costume is "gun-toting terrorist"
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman crashes wedding, pours a drink on her boyfriend, punches a bridesmaid and runs to the bathroom. Then it gets weird
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Stamos engaged to someone who never suffered through an episode of Full House or his time with the Beach Boys
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Cross defends racist comments toward actress by saying he was "doing his asshole racist redneck character". Bill Cosby last seen frantically calling his publicist to let it be known he's just been doing his serial rapist character for decades
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Emory set to release a cache of love letters President Obama wrote to a girlfriend during his time at Occidental College, and even back then he was smooth AF: "Hearing your voice was like discovering a passage in a book I had read a while ago"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That guy from Buffy got arrested again, this time for attacking his girlfriend
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
University of Washington researchers warn mobile ad targeting technology allows stalkers to follow you around a city for less than $1000. Overly attached girlfriend nods smilingly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend recently bought a vibrator for us to use in our lovemaking. We have had sex several times, but never using the vibrator; I brought it up, she said the batteries were dead. Should I be concerned she's using it herself?"
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
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Tue October 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Subby never knew there was a "Whiskey Bible," but it has announced the best whiskey of the year
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Dontcha wish your girlfriend was in a celebrity prostitute ring like me"-Pussycats singer claims group was a high end prostitution ring
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Sat October 14, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jilted girlfriend of Wall Street banker gives his £100k Mercedes a bath after being scorned on business deal, dumped at dinner (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a person who gives positive feedback to everyone. My girlfriend says I have been a great boost to her self-esteem and image by calling her attractive. But, she's not; how can I tell her I love who she is more than how she looks?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CBS reporter: "Kaepernick says he'll stand for the anthem if he gets to play again." Same CBS reporter a few days later: "We didnt actually talk about that subject"
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt threatened to give Weinstein a "Missouri whooping" for harassing his then-girlfriend Paltrow. No word if he also was going to collect his scalp
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Tue October 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
How much would you pay for 17,300 movies in DVD, Blu-ray, Laserdisc, VHS and Betamax format? Certainly not 1 million dollars
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thanks to concussions and mini-strokes Frankie Muniz doesn't remember Walter White is his father
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bag of ignorant antlers Tomi Lahren says gun-free zones "neuter everyone there," then blames liberals for insensitivity over gun control
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Wed October 04, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend says Hef cured her of bulimia. He was good at getting me to eat and keep things down. What? You people are disgusting
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Part of it, I think, is that it just feels good to let out a great meow"
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man won't face trial for murdering his ex-girlfriend after receiving early death sentence by prison chicken sandwich
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman tries to con boyfriend into cheating on her, gets totally humiliated instead. GOOD
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Black Twitter" has a problem with Ray Lewis
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
In Limerick, a furious lover / Shot at his ex-girlfriend's mother / The miscreant fled / The woman's not dead / And don't panic - the manhunt is over
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man behind the infamous 1995 "Alien Autopsy" video reveals he was just fooling us this whole time. Finally we can take all these tight-fitting tinfoil hats off our loosely-wrapped heads
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Men's Fitness)
 
 
 
Anthony "Abs" Bourdain shows off his eight-pack on Rome vacation
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Mon September 18, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yep, he's scum
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Sat September 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what all those numbers stamped on the end of an egg carton really mean? Well wonder no more
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Tue September 12, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Zayn Malik says he doesn't have a bad word to say about Taylor Swift. Maybe he should date and then break up with her
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
He got dumped. You read about it on Fark. Facepunching ensued
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Cops pull man from burning home and solve murder at the same time
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
This is why when your kid wants to go to the park, you take your kid to the damn park
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Sat September 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The mighty Monarch is dying out west of the Rocky Mountains. Dr. Girlfriend inconsolable
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Fri September 08, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Take my car, please: Keys guy gives away car to whoever needs it for Irma getaway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I had an affair with my married boss 25 years ago. His marriage was crumbling; we eventually married, and I raised his children, apologized to his wife, and we're happy. I just can't shake the feeling I did something wrong. Did I?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Haunted by his defeat at hands of Mayweather, McGregor works on his demons with his girlfriend and child right by his side. By "demons", of course, I mean "suntan"
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
In 2017, war was beginning. You have no chance to survive, make your time
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ray Lewis was pushing Ravens management hard to sign Colin Kaepernick. Wonder what changed his mind?
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a Houston native and lesbian. The Harvey damage lead me to donate $250. My girlfriend matched but donated to the Humane Society as she didn't want her money going to Trump voters for being anti-LGBT. I am upset. Who is right?"
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: A brown-haired man flies from Gatwick to Berlin. News: Using the wrong passport. Fark: The passport belonged to his blonde-haired girlfriend
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out that having a best friend when you're a teenager could benefit you for life. Unfortunately for many us here, the study didn't include imaginary friends and Canadian supermodel girlfriends
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girlfriend turns down your proposal? Yep, that's a punchin'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Celebrity bodybuilder Rich Piana dead at 46
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The question "Who are you to tell me what to do?" is understandable if a stranger orders you to do something, not so much if you're in court and you're saying it to a judge
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time your girlfriend hints that she wants a diamond, tell her to go search Uranus
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is truly the sun and the moon in your universe, you probably should have proposed to her during the eclipse
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I discovered that my cousin's husband--a homophobic bigot who is wrong for her--posted photos of her having sex with another man on his Tumblr page. Should I tell my cousin these photos are online, or just leave well enough alone?"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel descends into anarchy after a guest questions if a Storm Trumper sharing airtime is really black
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Father. Of. The. Year
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice is Swift
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA says they didn't speak out against the shooting of Philando Castile because of reefer madness
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell still hasn't come up with a way to weasel out of punishing Cowboy star Ezekiel Elliot for beating his ex-girlfriend. Presumably, if all else fails, Goodell will pin it on Brady and Kraft
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Did you hear that Elon Musk broke up with his girlfriend? No? Well Amber Heard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I dated a woman whose son never knew his biological father; he thought of me as his dad. She died; he's in the care of his grandma, and we are all close. But my girlfriend is jealous of me treating him like my son. What do I do?"
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The DEVAST8 tattoo guy decides not to remove any more of the tattoo because he now has a job as a "chicken chaser" and "the chickens don't care about my face"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's girlfriend Nessa decides to help his job search by C) comparing the Ravens owner to the slave owner in Django on Twitter
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Wed August 02, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Good cinderblocks make good neighbors
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
August 1st is National Girlfriends' Day. Take your hand to lunch
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Ohio man gets new girlfriend who's cool with having his ex around. Really cool
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even at 49, Stephanie Seymour is hotter than your 20 something girlfriend. (Not Safe for Work)
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Family retrieving murdered man's belongings find pieces of him police overlooked
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