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Headlines matching 'girlfriend'
Tue April 15, 2014
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(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
If your Nigerian "girlfriend" whom you met on the Internet sends you thousands of dollars in hundred-dollar bills, then asks you to wire it all right back to you to "pay medical bills," don't be surprised when the cash turns out to be counterfeit
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
You're a jerk for burgling your ex-girlfriend's flat. You're an even bigger jerk for making her stand in her underwear on her own balcony while you're doing it
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bald man with a beard easily goes through airport security... by using his girlfriend's passport
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, I want to propose to my twin brother's drunken one night stand. She's been dating me, and only banged him the one time. Does she really need to know she got in on with her future BIL?
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(Swimmingly)
 
 
 
So, how much does your favorite MLB team charge for you to propose to your girlfriend on their scoreboard?
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Mon March 31, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper's supermodel girlfriend dumped him because he wanted sexy time with Renee Zellweger
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After death of girlfriend, Mick Jagger comforted by very ordinary eldest daughter whose mom inspired Brown Sugar. "He's never been one for needy women. And Karis has never asked him for anything. Not one thing - unlike all his other children"
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Sat March 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's punishment for beating up his girlfriend: Marriage?
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(The Global Dispatch)
 
 
 
I wore my pants half down my ass, I asked for 30 days vacation and I texted my girlfriend during the interview. Not sure why I didn't get the job
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested after beating his girlfriend and killing her dog. Police believe he was a country music fan that had too much to drink
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Wed March 26, 2014
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
In hindsight, he probably shouldn't have shipped his weed to his ex-girlfriend's house ... and shown up with drugs, an open bottle of booze with a toddler in tow to pick it up
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Tue March 25, 2014
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Man hits girlfriend with anger management book. Ironic and Dumbass tag are having words in the corner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighter proposes to his teacher girlfriend by getting his department and the school to help stage a fake fire drill proposal. Damn dusty in this school
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Mon March 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone has to do something about these damn ninja trains
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
My girlfriend's sister revealed my gf was formerly a man, so I dumped her and married the sister. The in-laws sided with my transgender ex. Dear Prudie: how can I add more outrageous details while still being believable enough for you to answer?
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones cancel entire Australia and New Zealand tour after the death of Mick Jagger's former girlfriend. Which is unusual since the Stones didn't even take a break after any of the times Keith Richards was found dead
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Tue March 18, 2014
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Live-in ex-girlfriend." Well, there's your problem right there, dude
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Mon March 17, 2014
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Fashion designer L'Wren Scott found dead after hanging herself with a scarf. The scarf was a Loro Piana from the Spring 2014 collection, a hand-woven indigo pashmina with inlaid silk drop
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Sun March 16, 2014
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
The Cascadia Subduction Zone could one day create a new West Coast. In other news, a wig-wearing bald man with a pig-squealing assistant and blonde-haired girlfriend is preparing to buy up a ton of land
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Wed March 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some countries take their soccer very seriously, Brazil takes it too seriously if they're going to let a murderer out of prison to play professional soccer
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Tue March 11, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rev. Pat Robertson reports that demons are bad drivers, and that they like to watch porn and "The Walking Dead." That certainly explains my ex-girlfriend
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Sun March 09, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Guy proposes to his girlfriend in front of 20,000 people. Since this is on FARK, there's only one way it can end
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Fri March 07, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Man who poked holes in girlfriend's condoms because getting her pregnant would be "exciting" waits for court decision on how big a scumbag he actually is
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Thu March 06, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We all hate those awkward family moments, like when you hire a hooker for the evening and it turns out to be your son's girlfriend
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Wed March 05, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you catch your girlfriend with another guy? Don't you REALLY hate it when the other guy ends up shooting at you
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez wants a baby with her girlfriend, model Cara Delevingne. I smell a sitcom in the future
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Pizza place won't serve you and your girlfriend? Setting the place on fire will solve everything. Alcohol may have been a factor, since the couple's homemade booze was used to start the fire
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Tue February 25, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Like a Greatest Hits of right-wing slurs, American Family Association director Bryan Fischer calls people opposed to AZ's pro-discrimination bill "Jack-booted homo-fascist thugs". Jack Boots? After Groundhog Day? Girlfriend, PLEASE
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Fri February 21, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter reconciles with model girlfriend. Apparently he's batted around and is back to the top of the order
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Thu February 20, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
The first unofficial Yelp Review Awards, bar and restaurant wing. "Like the musk of the Kraken in full rut, we tangled with this odious funk on Saturday night while sipping fine cocktails in celebration of my girlfriend's birthday"
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Wed February 19, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Before you assault your girlfriend because you think all these random men are sending her direct messages, first educate yourself about how Facebook really works
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Tue February 18, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
It turns out the missing man who search crews had spent four days looking for in the woods after his girlfriend dumped him was really just staying at a nearby resort
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Police respond to reports that Michael Lohan pulled a knife on his girlfriend and threatened to take their baby
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(10)
 


Sun February 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen engaged to adult film star girlfriend. Witnesses say he wore Armani, she wore latex
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Sat February 15, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Inmate climbs 12 feet of fence, crawls through razor wire, scales another wire-topped fence, and then runs for ten miles to the Gallopin' Goose Saloon & Grill just so he can meet his girlfriend for Valentine's Day dinner. Awwww, what a sweetie
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Thu February 13, 2014
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay pitcher Alex Cobb proposes to his girlfriend with the help of a dolphin. Once again, a Rays pitcher needs a closer to seal the victory
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Wed February 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having a baby can be a stressful time, but you might want to wait until you leave the delivery room until you vaporize some marijuana in order to relax
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Tue February 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nigella Lawson coincidentally posts recipe for 'Slut's Spaghetti' after former assistant is found to be playing 'hide the cannoli' with a married man
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Mon February 10, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman interrupts anal sex to beat up her partner's wife, who had the temerity to walk in on the session
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Sun February 09, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Climbing through your ex-girlfriend's bedroom window and slapping her around? That's a shootin and paralyzing, compliments of her mom
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Moran for sale on eBay -- by her boyfriend
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Sat February 08, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A college student's ex-girlfriend "ratted him out" to police about a burglary and credit card fraud crime. His retaliation? Post some of the 'revenge porn' he had on his iPhone to Twitter and Instagram
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Tue February 04, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp to marry his bisexual fiance on a beach named after his ex-girlfriend
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Sat February 01, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis signs on as Jim Beam spokesperson to represent what your girlfriend can look like if you drink enough of their bourbon
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Fri January 31, 2014
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You take a man's woman, he gives you a mug to the face. That's the Sunshine State way
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Mon January 27, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Understatement of the year after cops arrest angry girlfriend for allegedly running down boyfriend after party: "They were young and they had kind of a fiery relationship"
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Fri January 24, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
High School Student Spends Two Months Impersonating every US President on Instagram, Almost Certainly Doesn't Have Girlfriend
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(20)
 
(Go Lackawanna)
 
 
 
Ah, date night. Nothing like dinner, a movie, dropping off your girlfriend at her place, having her husband chase you through two counties and eventually running you off the road
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Thu January 23, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Quick fire pit etiquette reminder: Roasting marshmallows over the fire = good. Roasting your girlfriend's daughter's face over the fire = bad
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez 'devastated' to hear that the Biebs landed himself in jail
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Man accused of throwing mixture of eggnog, hot sauce, and WD-40 into his girlfriend's face
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(43)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The scariest places in the world to stand. Between your wife and your girlfriend suspiciously absent
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Tue January 21, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hollande wins "Most Awkward Presidential Situation Ever" prize as he begins negotiations to break up with his First Lady girlfriend and move his new lady friend into the Elysée...while getting set to meet the Pope
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Mon January 20, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
DNA tests have solved the last mystery of the Titanic, I mean apart from why I let my girlfriend drag me to see that crap back in '97
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Sat January 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet Lindsay, nudist, free spirited dancer, abandoned girlfriend of Edward Snowden. He left her all alone, penniless and heartbroken. See PNot safe for work pics and videos of her 'artistic expressions'. Whatever shall she do?
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Fri January 17, 2014
(Johnson County Daily Journal)
 
 
 
A man avoids jail time with plea deal after shooting his girlfriend in the face. Maybe. She also might have shot herself but wasn't sure. Yes, alcohol was involved
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Wed January 15, 2014
(Medford Mail Tribune)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunk dialing your ex-girlfriend. New and fresh: Drunk driving your car into your ex-girlfriend's home
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(13)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp gives bisexual actress Amber Heard a big rock
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(52)
 


Sat January 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Prosecutor considering felony charges against Justin Bieber for, A) assault in a nightclub, B) drugging an underage girlfriend, or C) egging his neighbor's house?
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(64)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Pawn Stars" lead character loses 75 pounds of excess chum
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(113)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen marries for the 4th time, to his porn star girlfriend. Witnesses say he wore an Armani suit, she wore a cheerleader outfit with crotchless panties
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Sat January 04, 2014
(San Luis Obispo Tribune)
 
 
 
"Dear Samantha: I hope this card finds you well and you are doing OK in prison. Just wanted to wish you a Merry ChristMETH hint hint. Love, Dumbass"
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Fri January 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New contacts allow the wearer to see high-definition virtual screens and are said to provide an experience equal to watching a 240-inch TV at 10ft away. Can be used for getting driving directions or watching porn without your girlfriend knowing
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember when George Zimmerman's girlfriend detailed his violent episodes to police before recanting? Someone else did too and they leaked a video of it to the press
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Thu January 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Good: Your girlfriend gets you a new set of tires for your anniversary. Bad: She tries to give them to you while they're in motion
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(17)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Number of days since last Banana Incident: 0
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intelligent wrapping paper heals broken bones. But men will still need their mom or girlfriend to do the wrapping for them
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(18)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Attempted lesbian hookup leads to toe being bitten off. In other news, somebody's New Year's Eve party was more fun than yours
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(51)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Visual evidence proves that "hot ad girls" are actually smoking hot actresses who are made uglier in order to credibly portray clerks, waitresses, and girlfriends of average Joes
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(78)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man refuses girlfriend's request to spoon, so she reaches for the knife. Now she's forked
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(28)
 


Tue December 31, 2013
(WTAE)
 
 
 
State Trooper seasons greets his girlfriend's teenager with a HOLY CRAP Is that a front porch?
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(73)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
TLC debuts new reality show "Sex Sent Me To The ER." No, it's not about people who have been dating Paris Hilton
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(28)
 


Fri December 27, 2013
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Some families spend Christmas unwrapping gifts and having a meal. Other families spend Christmas hunting down Daddy's ex-girlfriend so Mommy can beat her up while Daddy films it
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Tue December 24, 2013
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Montana judge who rationalized giving child rapist only 30-day sentence by saying teen victim was "older than her chronological age" now sentences man who fractured girlfriend's face in three places to writing "Boys do not hit girls" 5,000 times
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(137)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Son head-butts girlfriend, girlfriend hits son in head with oxygen bottle and mom tackles girlfriend to couch and punches her in the mouth. Oh, did I mention that it all started when the power went out during an argument over marijuana?
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(79)
 


Sat December 21, 2013
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets bright idea to design video game for girlfriend to ask for her hand in marriage by a pixellated knight. Lucky for him she said yes or it would have been Cheetos 24/7 for him in his mom's basement
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