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Headlines matching 'gifts'
Fri January 20, 2012
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(Sun Sentinel) Florida A church that is moving into an abandoned strip club is getting a $12,000 donation. To be paid entirely in one dollar bills  (sun-sentinel.com) (43)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy 63 years ago, a broke student was handed an envelope with $200 in to finish school, and was told to pay it forward once he was able to. Now, he's giving back $1000000  (winnipegfreepress.com) (84)


Thu January 05, 2012
(USA Today) Interesting "Angry Birds" downloaded 6.5 million times on Christmas Day. In related news, 6.5 million belated Christmas gifts to be mailed this week  (content.usatoday.com) (63)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Top selling Christmas gifts over the years  (shopping.yahoo.com) (69)
(Some Guy) Strange So long and thanks for all the fish  (couriermail.com.au) (34)
(Fox Business) Stupid Author of "Scroogenomics: Why You Shouldn't Buy Presents for the Holidays," Compares Christmas shopping to the Homer Simpson theory of why people do things: "It's because they're stupid, that's why"  (foxbusiness.com) (72)


Fri December 23, 2011
(GovWin) Interesting Get last-minute gift ideas from the Army's PEO Soldier Portfolio, or if you prefer, a printable calendar from the National Counterterrorism Center  (govwin.com) (14)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida St. Petersburg Times notes that no article about the weirdness of Florida is complete without FARK finding a way to poke fun (1st paragraph)  (tampabay.com) (1)
(ESPN) Satire ESPN gives some suggestions for Christmas gifts, including a Tackle Me Polamalu  (espn.go.com) (18)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Slate) Cool Need a last-minute gift for your kids but can't figure out what to get them? How about these new Occupy Wall Street-inspired Lego sets?  (slate.com) (65)
(The Local (Germany)) Obvious "Boob job vouchers 'not a good gift idea'"  (thelocal.de) (108)


Tue December 20, 2011
(ok magazine) Followup Still wondering what Kim Kardashian did with her wedding gifts? Well, she played Mother Theresa ... to her family  (okmagazine.com) (32)


Mon December 19, 2011
(AOL) Spiffy Police in Texas town handing gift cards to good drivers. Cards easily redeemable at all local businesses, liquor stores, firearms dealers  (autos.aol.com) (104)


Sat December 17, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) Fail Woman puts $700 worth of Christmas gifts in wrong car. Who needs the Grinch to steal Christmas when you can give it away yourself?  (wxyz.com) (77)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: Girl writes letter to Santa. Fark: Spoiled rotten snowbrat writes a letter to Santa telling him that she'll hunt down & cook his reindeer if she doesn't get at least two of the lavish gifts she's demanding  (dailymail.co.uk) (127)


Tue December 13, 2011
(The New York Observer) Interesting Derek Jeter isn't going to sleep with you again, but here are some lovely parting gifts: an autographed baseball, some Lee Press-On Nails, and a gift certificate from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills  (observer.com) (57)
(NPR) Amusing This year's Christmas must-have gift for kids: Spinning Tops. Next thing you know, those little whippersnappers will be pushing steel hoops down the pathway with a stick. Now excuse me while I go get some fresh onions for my belt  (npr.org) (73)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Need ideas for passive aggressive gifts to give to your ex? This might help. Yes, the Avatar Blue Fleshlight is in the list  (gizmodo.com) (74)
(Daily Mail) Scary Beware of fake "designer" gifts this holiday season, in particular these exploding candles  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Boston.com) Amusing Finally, for that filthy, dirty beatnik on your holiday gift list; Jack Kerouac Soap  (boston.com) (78)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly I have no idea what's going on, so here's a tiger with a Christmas present on its head  (mailonsunday.co.uk) (19)


Wed December 07, 2011
(WXYZ Detroit) PSA It's Christmastime, so here's your obligatory "gift cards may cost you money if you don't use them" story  (wxyz.com) (75)


Thu December 01, 2011
(BBC) Scary Oldest Holocaust archive features gifts for under the National Socialist Christmas tree: Nazi Viewmasters, childrens' books on how to identify Jews like poisonous mushrooms, and the delightful "Juden Raus" board game  (bbc.co.uk) (91)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely How to get away with not giving any gifts for the holidays  (missminimalist.com) (93)
(Wired) Cool Nine gifts that will take you to the future, with the most obvious and appropriate item at #1  (wired.com) (24)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Scrooge) Obvious Bah, humbug. If you try to smuggle illegal items like marijuana to put in Santa Claus's cookies this holiday season wrapped as gifts, the TSA warns that you won't get away with it  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (83)


Sun November 06, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious "If [LSU-Alabama] was The Game of the Century, then I want my 100 years back...these two teams deserve a BCS championship rematch like Kim Kardashian deserves to keep her wedding gifts"  (espn.go.com) (267)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Komo) Interesting Survey says that one third of Americans plan to spend less for Christmas gifts this year. Other two thirds still paying off Christmas 2007  (komonews.com) (10)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool New robotic suit allows woman to walk, fight alien queen mothers  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)

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