| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Sign number 34 the recession is over? Illinois zoo stands to make $16,500 on jewelry made from reindeer crap (qctimes.com) | (41) | ||
| (Intelligencer) | General Washington and Continental Army worry that park closure may disrupt secret plan to cross Delaware, surprise Hessians at Trenton (phillyburbs.com) | (26) |