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47 headlines found matching 'gift'
Thu May 25, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker who believes in chemtrails and asserts that the earth is 6,000 years old tapped to head education committee, because of course
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
And Jesus said unto his disciples "Verily I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven...unless you are offered a free Toyota Land Cruiser, then I say go for it"
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Sun May 21, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
That's one way to get guns off the streets. LAPD offers Target gift cards in exchange for guns and collects 800 pistols and assault rifles at neighborhood buyback
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Mon May 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FBI, don't look a gift horse like Comey's firing in the mouth
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Tue May 09, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
After shopping for gifts at the feminist bookstore and sparring at the cruelty-free gym next to the old-time barber shop, treat yourself at Portland's first ever all-vegan artisanal doughnut shop
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(AOL)
 
 
 
If Julian Assange, one of the men who handed Trump the Presidency, is a criminal as Trump alleges, why is Trump sending hand written gifts to Assange's girlfriend and pretending to be Melania as he does so?
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Mon May 08, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 19 best Mother's Day gifts for 2017. Why not 20? Does Fark have something to add to make this a nice even number?
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
4:14 p.m: A Columbia Falls man reported that his neighbor's dog is a jerk
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Consumers give e-books a grade of F
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
It's the gift that keeps on giving nightmare fuel: in divorce proceedings, Alex Jones claims that by the age of 16 "I'd already had over 150 women"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
F8 of the Furious is #1 with $38 million,The Boss Baby #2 with $13 million. Newcomers disappointed; Unforgettable was forgotten at #7 with $4.7 million, Gifted unopened at #9 with $4 million, The Lost City of Z unfounded at #10 with $2 million
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat wrote a story featuring the Mondasian Cyberman as a parting gift to Peter Capaldi
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you ever turned down a wedding invitation because it was too expensive to attend?
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Sun April 16, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh Japan ... the weird news gift that just keeps on giving
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: Urine-soaked woman detained at Denny's over moon rock
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Thu April 13, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember Charlie Murphy as he would want you to: By watching this supercut of all his Chappelle's Show "True Hollywood Stories"
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A very special thank you to all those sponsors out there who give the timeless gift of TotalFark
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Sat April 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crazed stalker tells reporters he was "put on this planet to be with Sofia Vergara." Oh wait, it was Joe Manganiello. Not that anyone can really tell the difference
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Okay, stay with me. Hookers allegedly turned a gay man straight. Wait, there's more. This claim comes from a "Christian consultant." WAIT, there's more. The hookers accomplished this feat not as you would expect, but with an anointed cake
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Willis Tower Skydeck expansion to allow visitors to rappel on the building's exterior from the Skydeck's top floor to the gift shop below where they can purchase new underwear
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Tue March 21, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Georgia nonprofit was duped into unwittingly giving white supremacist Richard Spencer $25,000 after an anonymous donor gifted them the money with specific instructions
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Katy Perry kissed and experimented with a girl and liked it, but her ultra-Christian parents taught her to "pray away the gay"
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Let's ride bicycles)
 
 
 
Got ADHD? You might have the natural gift of being able to sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The perfect gift for white guys who want to dance even more robotically than they already do
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Robber trapped in bank for the gifted
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle plays his local city council meeting and kills (with video)
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
County Durham pub unveils Britain's biggest steak dinner - 220 oz of beef for $150. It's on the same stunt menu as Britain's largest mixed grill and "a kebab sandwiched between two chicken parmos"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Proving once again that Tom Hanks is an A+ kind of guy, he gifted an espresso maker to the White House press corp. He didn't skimp, either, knowing full well how much mileage will be put on it
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Apparently those new Peep Oreos are the gift that keeps on giving
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Today's naked woman on a rampage in a church comes to us from the hamlet of Stamford, Connecticut. With why yes, she was likely high on drugs mugshot goodness
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
February 22nd is National Margarita Day, so break out the sponge cake but don't blow out your flip flop or step on a pop top
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone outraged Russia may send traitor Ed Snowden back to the US for imprisonment, execution
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
The reason that your Valentine's Day cards cost you so much? Two companies are playing monopoly and you can't win
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Tue February 14, 2017
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's annual Valentine's Day card collection. The perfect gift for that special someone you love to hate
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Burger King is offering an adult "Happy Meal" for Valentine's Day with adult toys and a happy ending
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Special screening footage of Jordan Peele's Blumhouse horror 'Get Out' released
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin considers giving Edward Snowden to Trump to "curry favor." It's rare, but not unheard of, for the mating ritual between superpower nations to include gifts of live prey
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Thu February 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can't afford one of those ridiculously priced weddings? Try the Domino's gift registry
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out the airline carry-on limit for pancakes is 30 pounds, provided they're a gift for someone
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina woman is giving away the farm ... for a 200-word essay
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Phone blow up and catch you on fire? Sorry, but your life is a gift from the Blessed Corporations, Peace Be Upon Them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats, don't look a gift Gorsuch in the mouth
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to take a peek and see the $30,000 worth of goodies inside the Grammys gift bag?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Queen of England uses all that land she owns to start a winery
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll destroy the separation between church and state. Plans on wiping his arse with the rest of the constitution later this week
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Old man refuses to sell his giant 40-year-old cock bush
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vince Carter is half man, half amazing, old
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