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25 headlines found matching 'get it'
Fri December 09, 2016
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When a friend learned she was pregnant she asked to borrow my cot; I told her yes but I wanted it back as it was an heirloom. The baby died; she wants to burn everything for religious reasons. Including my cot. How can I get it back?"
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to register the domain name MuppetF**ker.net, you can't get it. Disney owns it
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Mon November 14, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump U litigants who asked for $30 million damages now stigginit for treble $120 million settlement, and likely to get it because prez-elect just wants it to go away
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Fri November 11, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
With all due respect Mr. Trump, we would have had massive protests no matter who won. Just let everyone get it out of their system, and move the country forward
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Wed November 09, 2016
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
How did we get it so wrong?
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
'I'm a single 23 yo trying to get rid of a car. It needs just a little work to run but doesn't run now. It's an 86 Chevette. If you haul it or fix it to drive away it's yours. I will offer a blowjob to get it off my property. Serious inquiries only.'
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Newsy)
 
 
 
Italians living in New York City compain that Americans get Italian food completely, idiotically wrong, and don't even get them started on ketchup-and-cardboard New York pizza
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Mon October 24, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
All right, class, whoever brought the uranium in for show and tell, please get it out of here
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Sun October 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PASS THE COLLECTION PLATE: There's video of Trump saying the N-word but it'll cost $5 million to get it
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Shameless: President Obama refuses to act as Hurricane Matthew heads straight for Trump's estate in Mar-A-Lago, just where he ordered the military to target it
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Forget it, Jake. It's Fox News
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Sat October 01, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio resident wasn't expecting pulp in her orange juice. She didn't get it either
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man's cock continues to get him in trouble, given 30 days to get it under control
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Dude, that's a long pole. Shouldn't we rent a flatbed truck or someth--" "Whatever. Just throw it in the truck we have and get it to the worksite." "But--" "Did I stutter?"
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Space News & Reference)
 
 
 
NASA helping SpaceX get its ass to Mars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer receives Fourth Estate Award from National Press Club, citing a "dogged desire to get it right." Only 4,600 steps to go and he'll finally get there
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Chris Darden and Marcia Clark were testing the old glove, if you know what I mean. I mean they were filing their briefs, if you know what I mean. I mean, oh forget it
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy Kimmel draw an audience? Will Veep run a clean sweep? Will The Americans finally get its due? Will the Game of Thones drought drag on? It's your Official 68th Annual Emmy Awards Discussion Thread. Red Carpet starts at 6 PM ET on ABC
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Sat September 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RNC: You just don't get it, do you? This country isn't cranking out old white men fast enough to keep us afloat and those hispanics you just scared off? We REALLY needed those
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
The Fark app may soon disappear from the Apple store, so get it while you can
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Thu September 01, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Artists makes a portrait of Albert Einstein made entirely out of Smarties. Get it? Because Einstein was smart
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Wed August 17, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
This is Sting's brain. This is Sting's brain on music. Get it?
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Vaginal shrinking' creams that promise to make you feel like a virgin again, and link is probably Not Safe For Work. You know what? Just don't click on it. Forget it. Yeah. You don't want that in your browser history. I mean, what the hell?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How did the Universe get its first supermassive black holes? Maybe it wasn't stellar mass ones merging; maybe there was a direct collapse
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Fri August 12, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Cubs Outfielder Chris Coghlan asks for time with the bases loaded, doesn't get it, rips a game-tying two-RBI single to right anyway on an emergency swing in what became the Cubs season-high 10th straight win
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