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15 headlines found matching 'gentlemen'
Mon August 25, 2014
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
What better way to remember America's bloodiest battle than with a nice cold beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gettysburg Brewfest
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Thu August 21, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better . . . stronger . . . faster. He'll still probably get distracted by light bulbs, but hey"
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, may l have your attention please. Our country is run by a dictator, our infrastructure is in shambles, and our economy is about to implode. Oh, and we're out of beer"
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Fri August 15, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
And now a truly historic document. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: The Declaration of Inderpendence
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen the long dark summer is over. League Champions Man City play FA Cup winner Arsenal in the Charity Shield. Get ready to practice your banter before the league kicks off next week
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Wed July 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, as we start our descent, please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position, also make sure that anything that might be detected by drug-sniffing dogs is flushed down the loo"
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Thu July 03, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We're well on our way to lawn-darting into the tarmac since my computer went out, but on the bright side here in the back I'll survive for a few hundredths of a second longer than any of you"
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Fri May 30, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know what the Walking Dead needs? A peppy '80s-style theme song. And ladies and gentlemen, Wil got that done
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, want to make the ladies swoon? Show them a bit of tasty ankle and set their hearts aflutter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just an Alabama Caveman, and your strange rules against drug smuggling frighten and confuse me"
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Douglas MacArthur: Officer, Gentleman, Insubordinate Asshole who wanted to nuke China for shiats and giggles. Some people want us to rethink that last part
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Thu May 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Behold, gentlemen, the dizzying future, where we can choose to become scientists, astronauts, or mealworm ranchers
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll see... uh, better yet, just look out the right side"
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
And if you look out to the left, ladies and gentlemen, you will see a military drone about to smash into our plane
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Thu May 08, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
"He described that he stuck two straws up his nose and was attempting to break his own nose using a door that he would open rapidly and impact his face," Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, Idaho man
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