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Headlines matching 'gentlemen'
Tue May 14, 2013
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(Perth Now)
 
  
 
 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your co-pilot speaking. If you look to the front of the aircraft you'll see the pilot trying to get back into the cockpit. The door is jammed so I'll be landing the plane myself
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Mon April 29, 2013
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Ladies and Gentleman, our Stand-up Comedian-in- Chief: "I know CNN has taken some knocks lately, but the fact is I admire their commitment to cover all sides of a story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate"
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Sat April 20, 2013
(Chicago Trib)
 
  
 
 How world's most precious substance lured traders and destroyed cultures, wiped out species, and left behind a bloody trail of destruction and mayhem. Gentlemen, raise your grinders to pepper
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Fri March 29, 2013
(Science Codex)
 
  
 
 Gentlemen, we have developed the biological transistor. Now, I predict in 100 years, we will have twice as many transistors and be 100 times the size and it will be so expensive only the 5 richest kings of Europe will have them
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Tue March 05, 2013
(io9)
 
  
 
 List of the ten least competent time travelers. This fine gentleman next to subby would like to know if Sarah Connor is available for comment
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Thu February 21, 2013
(The Australian)
 
  
 
 Gentlemen, we just took one big step closer to sex on the holodeck
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Thu February 07, 2013
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
  
 
 After a first date, a true gentleman never expects a kiss...or tries to steal an Xbox from the neighbor's kid at gunpoint
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Mon February 04, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
  
 
 NYC to introduce a new subway announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, don't inconvenience your fellow riders. Stay on the platform, far from the edge, don't take a nap on the tracks and refrain from being a jackass at all times"
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