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30 headlines found matching 'genitals'
Thu November 16, 2017
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
And all along you thought you knew why the theater floor was sticky
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Wed November 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 27 years of having his namesake license plate, Mr. Grabher has it revoked
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Mon November 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Liberals might as well be complaining that Roy Moore stole a lawnmower
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Doug Jones, Democrat running against Roy Moore, compares himself to Confederate General who nearly won the Civil War during Siege Of Little Round Top at Gettysburg. Dude, wait what?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rule #1. Keep it in your pants
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Fri November 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Why men use masturbation to harass women." Because they're jerks?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Egyptian accidentally shoots groom in the genitals during stag-do celebration
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Fri November 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I licked Carrie Fisher's face ... she loved it. Now she's dead. I'll lick your face and you'll be dead"
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Wed November 01, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot lights a firework clenched between his bum cheeks. Shockingly, it doesn't go well (not safe for work)
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Mon October 30, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just in time for Halloween, the case of the missing submarine reporter gets weirder and darker
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Mon October 23, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Tip: Do not offer to use your semen rag to wipe the vaseline off your driver's license when stopped for speeding wearing nothing but a bikini thong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Underwear bomber complains about the fruits of his loom(ing) long term incarceration. A thousand tiny violins begin warming up
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Colbert, Stewart not as funny anymore because they only use one source of material
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
OW my jihadi BALLS
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas regulates sex toys more than they do firearms. solution simple: reclassify guns as sex toys, and problem is solved
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
Weeners
 
You say you're cutting things off between us? Well, then I'm cutting things off, too
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Landlord recorded having sex with other man in tenant's bed gets 2 years in prison
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The suspect is pants-less... I repeat, pants-less"
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
As a PSA, you're reminded to tickle the little man in the boat
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Wed September 20, 2017
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
And here's a story about duck dicks
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Tue September 12, 2017
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
I know what you are thinking: Are 7 pats to the crotch by the TSA enough? Are 9 too many?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man threatens McDonald's staff with his penis in one hand and a knife in the other. Says he just wanted to have it his way
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Schoolkids forced to make replica genitals out of plasticine. Odd as it might seem some parents have a problem with this
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(Denver Post)
 
Weeners
 
Denver nurses suspended for opening body bag to admire man's genitals
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Man 'tied his penis to shotgun and then shot himself in the head'
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Tue August 15, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked, intoxicated man at a truck stop yells at man that "he should go back to Africa," then exposes his genitals to everyone in the parking lot. Then it gets weird
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Man caught masturbating in park blames groundhog
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trump is a clown show - evangelicals supplied the tent': Conservative scorches religious right frauds
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