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Sat February 04, 2012
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Scientists want to engineer designer babies with three parents. MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
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news.com.au
)
(63)
Tue January 31, 2012
In search of the "Liberal" gene
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guardian.co.uk
)
(157)
Tue January 17, 2012
Researchers spot smiley face in cancer cell. Neener, neener
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news.com.au
)
(18)
Fri January 13, 2012
...and does not the Bible say, in Genesis 2:2, "And on the seventh day, He got drunk, climbed a tree, and shot at some deer"?
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washingtonpost.com
)
(27)
Tue January 10, 2012
Alzheimer's gene carriers may be able to reduce their risk with exercise. If not, they can try exercising
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businessweek.com
)
(4)
Fri December 30, 2011
Doctors store patients' genetic codes, in a revolutionary step toward tailoring therapies specifically to an individual, and so they have a template to help reintegrate you after the transporter splits you into good and evil duplicates
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(63)
Tue December 27, 2011
The U.S. Department of Defense is evaluating a proposal to distribute an airborne virus which turns off genes causing religious fundamentalism, effectively vaccinating a population against religious belief
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youtube.com
)
(111)
Thu December 08, 2011
Ten reasons the internet is well worth the risk if poses of making you sterile. "Your Facebook page is a greater legacy to your time on Earth than any snot-faced little kid who shares half of your genes"
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blog.trutv.com
)
(32)
Thu December 01, 2011
Lady Gaga says spinach and orgasms are how she maintains such flawless skin. Subby would help out there, except that girls who wear Peter Gabriel's old Genesis costumes aren't quite his thing
(
nydailynews.com
)
(50)
Wed November 30, 2011
Scientists identify "morning person" gene. Researchers tentatively call it Couric7AM
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abcnews.go.com
)
(72)
Sat November 26, 2011
Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call
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tmz.com
)
(30)
Tue November 22, 2011
Gene tweaking makes muscles twice as strong. I'm not gonna tweak Gene. You do it. Go ahead. Do it. Go on. DO IT, YOU WUSS
(
sciencedaily.com
)
(39)
Fri November 18, 2011
Worms may hold the secret of eternal youth in their genes. Which explains why women look so much better after a bottle of tequila
(
abcnews.go.com
)
(8)
World's most popular strain of lab mouse a stereotypical farker: "He's a teenaged, alcoholic couch potato with a weakened immune system"
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slate.com
)
(11)
Tue November 15, 2011
People that have the "kindness gene" are known to be far more kind and caring than people without it, according to the "Give me a hug" Institute
(
ca.news.yahoo.com
)
(161)
Sun November 06, 2011
Scientists discover genetic proof that beer was invented at least 40,000 years ago
(
arstechnica.com
)
(40)
Wed October 12, 2011
Eating fruits and veggies may outwit bad heart genes, if you can get past the sequins and crutches
(
healthland.time.com
)
(30)
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