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Headlines matching 'gate'

Wed May 22, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Your local soccer team is relegated out of the top division. Do you: C) Buy some other city's team, move them to your town and continue on as if nothing has happened source: whoateallthepies.tv \| share:	(23)

Tue May 21, 2013

Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo

source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Mon May 20, 2013

CBS' Bob Schieffer to administration, "This isn't Watergate, so why are you acting exactly like the Nixon administration did when faced with Watergate?"

source: newsbusters.org | share:

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Sun May 19, 2013


		Conservative groups: "We were singled out and picked on by the IRS. This is Obama's Waterlooghazigate." Nonconservative groups: "Whoa now, sassy pants, we got picked on too." Conservatives: "....fark" source: npr.org \| share:	(188)
		Gate 14....gate 15.....gate 16....gate 17 source: usnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(74)

Sat May 18, 2013

(Some Guy)

Conservatives are doubling down on umbrellagate, as they now ponder the Freudian meaning behind the worst scandal since man arose from the primordial soup, discovered how to control fire, then decided that staying out of the weather was for wimps

source: althouse.blogspot.com | share:

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Thu May 16, 2013

		Our long, national nightmare is over: Bill Gates is once again the world's richest man source: mashable.com \| share:	(85)
		Was that a fart on ESPN? Deadspin embarks on groundbreaking journalism to get to the bottom of Fartgate source: deadspin.com \| share:	(23)

		Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(68)

Wed May 15, 2013

In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Tue May 14, 2013

		Andrew Wiggin chooses Kansas. Remember Jayhawks army, the enemy's gate is down source: espn.go.com \| share:	(91)
		Republican with an agenda calls for public Benghazi hearings. Wait, he's a Democrat? Benghazigate is here. Finally, its here. Oh, I thought it would never come. But it came, just the same source: htrnews.com \| share:	(369)
		Congratulations Boston Herald for coining the new term for the IRS scandal: "Obamagate" I just hope no one finds out about "Nixongate" source: bostonherald.com \| share:	(74)

Mon May 13, 2013

Who killed Steve Jobs? It was you and me, and Bill Gates

source: stableytimes.com | share:

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Sun May 12, 2013

		Bloomberg, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Jeb Bush, Oprah and other members of the Justice League are meeting this weekend to decide the fate of the world source: wbtw.com \| share:	(61)
		Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates: Republicans have a "cartoonish impression" of US military capability. OH SNAP source: rawstory.com \| share:	(596)
		Ranking all the comic book films based on an aggregate data from Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, and IMDB user ratings. Can you guess the three films that are actually rated worse than Superman IV? source: darkhorizons.com \| share:	(153)

Sat May 11, 2013

In 2005, a man wanted to take his life. He climbed over the railing of the Golden Gate Bridge and was ready to take a fatal jump when he heard a voice calling out to him from above. Eight years later, he met that voice

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow angers Brentwood neighbors by building nine-foot-high security gate, in violation of the six-foot limit. Rich people problems

source: celebslam.celebuzz.com | share:

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Wed May 08, 2013

FDA announces plans to investigate/regulate caffeine. FROM MY HOT, TWITCHING HANDS

source: theatlantic.com | share:

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Mon May 06, 2013

		Bill Gates: The iPad is "frustrating" and should be more like the Microsoft Surface source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(198)
		Ass-gate continues as Lululemon is sued for boosting the maximum payout of the executive bonus plan just before a $60 million recall of yoga pants after the company determined that the pants' fabric was too sheer and revealing source: nypost.com \| share:	(205)

Sat May 04, 2013

Author investigates why Iron Man is so much cooler than Thor and Captain America. If you guessed because of Robert Downey Jr, step up and claim your prize

source: entertainment.time.com | share:

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Thu May 02, 2013

Bayern Munich thumps Barcelona 7-0 on aggregate to move to the Champions League final. Spain hasn't been destroyed this badly by Germans since Guernica

source: uefa.com | share:

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Mon April 29, 2013

		Hey, hey you, hey, hey, hey listen Hey, hey, hey did you know the FDA is going to investigate added caffeine in food? well did you? Huh, did you? source: khou.com \| share:	(37)
		"Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the court encourages reasonable discovery to intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to a happy ending," Biery wrote source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	(30)
		Politicians claim that the FBI, whose sole purpose is to investigate people, need a closer look at how they investigate people. Man, this is as bad as Reddit trying their hand at Where's Waldo, the Bombing Edition source: politico.com \| share:	(25)

Fri April 26, 2013

Due to security concerns, Kentucky Derby is banning backpacks, coolers, large purses. Horses told to check their saddles at the gate

source: blog.al.com | share:

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Wed April 24, 2013

Clean up after 4/20 celebration at Golden Gate Park cost San Francisco $10,000. City parks department takes it out of its budget for "weed control"

source: ktvu.com | share:

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Sun April 21, 2013

81 parents change their baby's cloth diapers at the same time in a room that could not possibly have had adequate ventilation to mitigate the smell, then raced their babies to win a diamond necklace. Yeah, this week still stinks

source: gazette.com | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

Two smoking hot teachers investigated for having sex with some high school athletes. How come this never happened to subby in high school

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

Fark's favorite batshiat-crazy Congresswoman is being investigated for yet another possible ethics violation

source: salon.com | share:

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Thu April 11, 2013

Two DHS agents indicted on federal charges of obstruction of justice, falsfying records and conspiracy. Fark: The agents were assigned to investigate fellow DHS agents to root out corruption

source: valleycentral.com | share:

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Wed April 10, 2013

Alaska high school football coach being investigated for knocking 8th grader out cold with a cheap shot in a boxing match

source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

Further proof that living in a gated golf course community does not protect you from neighbors with "hold my beer and watch this" tendencies

source: mysuncoast.com | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013

		Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin praise Rutgers for firing coach Rice for his tirades. Just kidding, they compare it to being whipped with a belt and say the whistleblower should be investigated source: dailykos.com \| share:	(192)
		Bill Gates and Paul Allen recreate 32 year old Microsoft photo source: geek.com \| share:	(40)

Tue April 02, 2013

Gate to Hell found in Turkey, somewhere near the giblets

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

Why are people flocking to see a tiny door in the base of a tree in Golden Gate Park? Go ask Alice

source: nbcbayarea.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

		Baby gorilla has ten humans playing surrogate mom for her, with off the scale cuteness pics. Bonus: surrogates have gorilla chest vests source: komonews.com \| share:	(45)
		Gentlemen, we have developed the biological transistor. Now, I predict in 100 years, we will have twice as many transistors and be 100 times the size and it will be so expensive only the 5 richest kings of Europe will have them source: sciencecodex.com \| share:	(27)

Thu March 28, 2013

FARK-ready headline: Boulder couple involved in topless-gardening fight investigated over threat to president

source: denverpost.com | share:

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Wed March 27, 2013

Bill Gates pledges to re-invent the condom. Because Bill Gates has such a great track record preventing viruses with his products

source: ca.news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

Florida Lt. Governor is being investigated. Governor Scott will now SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING

source: talkingpointsmemo.com | share:

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Sun March 24, 2013

Shelby announces a 1,200 horsepower Ford Penis Surrogate

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013

		Bill Gates is offering $100,000 to the inventor of the next generation condom. Ideas to the right source: betabeat.com \| share:	(203)
		Farking Farker finds a live hand grenade metal detecting in Golden Gate Park. Farking Farker is me. Photos and video if this goes green you goofy mods source: sfgate.com \| share:	(174)

Thu March 21, 2013

Octomom investigated for welfare fraud for collecting aid while making more than maximum welfare limit of $119,000. In other news, you can make $118,000 and be on welfare

source: omg.yahoo.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

Gates McFadden has apparently gone crazy and now chronicles the adventures of Dr. Beverly Crusher's action figure with Captain Picard drawings and cats

source: badassdigest.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

Celery: a gateway to a) cream cheese b) peanut butter c) ickyness d) none of the above

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

		CPAC delegate: "Why can't we just have segregation?" source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(385)
		NY Attorney General asks the NFL to investigate itself about the whole "Do you like girls?" thing source: sbnation.com \| share:	(57)

Thu March 14, 2013

		Appeals court replaces judge in Whitey Bulger trial because former prosecutor who investigated Bulger and/or helped cover up his crimes might not appear impartial source: boston.com \| share:	(52)
		Bill Gates on D.C. politics: "You don't run a business like this" which means Boehner is Steve Ballmer and Paul Ryan's budget is Windows Vista source: politico.com \| share:	(44)

Wed March 13, 2013

Today's Fark-ready headline: Tortilla-eating man too busy to investigate shooting

source: koco.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Headline: Iran's 24th fleet heading for Malacca Strait, Article: the 24th "fleet" is a destroyer and a helicopter carrier, Reality: the "helicopter carrier" is a secondhand oiler and the "destroyer" is a light frigate the US almost sunk in the 80s

source: presstv.ir | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

Clippers star Lamar Odom caught streeeeetching out in family court for a nap while waiting for child custody hearing to be litigated

source: intouchweekly.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

This could be it, folks: Sequestergate. Leaked email shows that Obama has been deliberately trying to make the sequester a bad thing

source: foxnews.com | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

Not news: Couple hires a surrogate. News: Baby is defective. Fark: Offer to exchange is rebuffed

source: cnn.com | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

British Airways does not allow dogs in the main cabin, so when a biatch was discovered, the plane returned to the gate so she could be removed. And her little dog, too

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

Ceiling cat is watching you litigate

source: fox59.com | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

Despite getting their budget slashed thanks to the sequestration, the FAA still has enough resources to investigate if a 'Harlem Shake' video filmed on a plane broke any rules

source: nbcnews.com | share:

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Wed February 27, 2013

Bill Gates and Zuckerberg create short film to entice kids to become code monkeys

source: engadget.com | share:

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Fri February 22, 2013

This is why you don't tailgate in Taiwan

source: youtube.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

Comic book sales at highest point they've been since the mid 90's. Time to break out the chrome foil gatefold covers and clone EVERYTHING

source: blog.comichron.com | share:

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Fri February 15, 2013

		The South rises again to take down all those cotton-pickin' horsefeathered gotdamn Yankees who have the nerve, I say the gumption, I say the sheer unmitigated gall, to call something like chicken and waffles a "southern dish" source: npr.org \| share:	(181)
		What's dumber than harassing somebody on a bike? Calling the police who show up to investigate, 'slime.' What's dumber than that? Bringing up Christopher Dorner's name after they taser your ass source: azfamily.com \| share:	(27)

Tue February 12, 2013

One of Bill Gates' biggest regrets? That MS canned the WinFS file sharing system. Subby's biggest MS regret? Ever buying WinMe and Vista

source: theinquirer.net | share:

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Fri February 08, 2013

Smooth, elongated digital pen vibrates when you make grammatical errors or exhibit poor penmanship. Yeah, that's right, your bad, naughty penmanship. You like it when I dangle those participles, don't you?

source: gizmag.com | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

		GOP congressman being investigated for illegal lobbyist based trip to Taiwan. Oh, wait a minute, he's a Democrat. That is why this is a link to a local news source and not MSNBC or CNN source: northcountrypublicradio.org \| share:	(203)
		"We feel that every citizen has a right to communicate, the right to send data without the fear of it being grabbed out of the air and used by criminals, stored by governments, and aggregated by companies that sell it" source: slate.com \| share:	(29)

Sun February 03, 2013

		Skeet-gate continues as gun owners lampoon President Obama for pandering to them with "idiotic" picture of him skeet shooting source: nypost.com \| share:	(434)
(Some blog)		In the wake of Waitressgate, Applebees' PR folks go into a meltdown, then squirt out another disaster for the Internet critics pick apart. It's just like eating their sizzling skillet fajitas source: rlstollar.wordpress.com \| share:	(197)

Fri February 01, 2013

The weather forecast for Halifax is cloudy with a chance of decapitation

source: cbc.ca | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

Obama set to push massive immigration reform package next week. That should keep Benghazigate at bay for a little longer

source: nbclatino.com | share:

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