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Headlines matching 'gate'
Wed May 22, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Who Ate All The Pies)
 
 
 
Your local soccer team is relegated out of the top division. Do you: C) Buy some other city's team, move them to your town and continue on as if nothing has happened
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Tue May 21, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama to deliver statement at 10am today regarding the Oklahoma Tornado. Will admit he only heard about it when the rest of us did, despite receiving memos hours earlier stating otherwise. THIS....is Twisterghazigateloo
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Mon May 20, 2013
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CBS' Bob Schieffer to administration, "This isn't Watergate, so why are you acting exactly like the Nixon administration did when faced with Watergate?"
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Sun May 19, 2013
(NPR)
 
 
 
Conservative groups: "We were singled out and picked on by the IRS. This is Obama's Waterlooghazigate." Nonconservative groups: "Whoa now, sassy pants, we got picked on too." Conservatives: "....fark"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gate 14....gate 15.....gate 16....gate 17
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(74)
 


Sat May 18, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conservatives are doubling down on umbrellagate, as they now ponder the Freudian meaning behind the worst scandal since man arose from the primordial soup, discovered how to control fire, then decided that staying out of the weather was for wimps
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Thu May 16, 2013
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Our long, national nightmare is over: Bill Gates is once again the world's richest man
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(85)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Was that a fart on ESPN? Deadspin embarks on groundbreaking journalism to get to the bottom of Fartgate
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kanye West's expensive sports car is crushed by the two enormous swinging gates guarding the entrance to Kim Kardashian's private sanctuary. This headline is not a metaphor
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Wed May 15, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink
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Tue May 14, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Wiggin chooses Kansas. Remember Jayhawks army, the enemy's gate is down
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(Herald Times Reporter)
 
 
 
Republican with an agenda calls for public Benghazi hearings. Wait, he's a Democrat? Benghazigate is here. Finally, its here. Oh, I thought it would never come. But it came, just the same
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(369)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Congratulations Boston Herald for coining the new term for the IRS scandal: "Obamagate" I just hope no one finds out about "Nixongate"
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Mon May 13, 2013
(Stabley Times)
 
 
 
Who killed Steve Jobs? It was you and me, and Bill Gates
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Sun May 12, 2013
(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Bloomberg, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Jeb Bush, Oprah and other members of the Justice League are meeting this weekend to decide the fate of the world
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates: Republicans have a "cartoonish impression" of US military capability. OH SNAP
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Ranking all the comic book films based on an aggregate data from Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic, and IMDB user ratings. Can you guess the three films that are actually rated worse than Superman IV?
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Sat May 11, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In 2005, a man wanted to take his life. He climbed over the railing of the Golden Gate Bridge and was ready to take a fatal jump when he heard a voice calling out to him from above. Eight years later, he met that voice
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Fri May 10, 2013
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow angers Brentwood neighbors by building nine-foot-high security gate, in violation of the six-foot limit. Rich people problems
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Wed May 08, 2013
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
FDA announces plans to investigate/regulate caffeine. FROM MY HOT, TWITCHING HANDS
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Mon May 06, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: The iPad is "frustrating" and should be more like the Microsoft Surface
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ass-gate continues as Lululemon is sued for boosting the maximum payout of the executive bonus plan just before a $60 million recall of yoga pants after the company determined that the pants' fabric was too sheer and revealing
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Sat May 04, 2013
(Time)
 
 
 
Author investigates why Iron Man is so much cooler than Thor and Captain America. If you guessed because of Robert Downey Jr, step up and claim your prize
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Thu May 02, 2013
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Bayern Munich thumps Barcelona 7-0 on aggregate to move to the Champions League final. Spain hasn't been destroyed this badly by Germans since Guernica
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Mon April 29, 2013
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Hey, hey you, hey, hey, hey listen Hey, hey, hey did you know the FDA is going to investigate added caffeine in food? well did you? Huh, did you?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the court encourages reasonable discovery to intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to a happy ending," Biery wrote
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politicians claim that the FBI, whose sole purpose is to investigate people, need a closer look at how they investigate people. Man, this is as bad as Reddit trying their hand at Where's Waldo, the Bombing Edition
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(25)
 


Fri April 26, 2013
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Due to security concerns, Kentucky Derby is banning backpacks, coolers, large purses. Horses told to check their saddles at the gate
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Wed April 24, 2013
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Clean up after 4/20 celebration at Golden Gate Park cost San Francisco $10,000. City parks department takes it out of its budget for "weed control"
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Sun April 21, 2013
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
81 parents change their baby's cloth diapers at the same time in a room that could not possibly have had adequate ventilation to mitigate the smell, then raced their babies to win a diamond necklace. Yeah, this week still stinks
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Thu April 18, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two smoking hot teachers investigated for having sex with some high school athletes. How come this never happened to subby in high school
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Wed April 17, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite batshiat-crazy Congresswoman is being investigated for yet another possible ethics violation
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Thu April 11, 2013
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
Two DHS agents indicted on federal charges of obstruction of justice, falsfying records and conspiracy. Fark: The agents were assigned to investigate fellow DHS agents to root out corruption
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(35)
 


Wed April 10, 2013
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Alaska high school football coach being investigated for knocking 8th grader out cold with a cheap shot in a boxing match
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Tue April 09, 2013
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Further proof that living in a gated golf course community does not protect you from neighbors with "hold my beer and watch this" tendencies
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(46)
 


Thu April 04, 2013
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity and Michelle Malkin praise Rutgers for firing coach Rice for his tirades. Just kidding, they compare it to being whipped with a belt and say the whistleblower should be investigated
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Bill Gates and Paul Allen recreate 32 year old Microsoft photo
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Tue April 02, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gate to Hell found in Turkey, somewhere near the giblets
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(51)
 


Sat March 30, 2013
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Why are people flocking to see a tiny door in the base of a tree in Golden Gate Park? Go ask Alice
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Fri March 29, 2013
(Komo)
 
 
 
Baby gorilla has ten humans playing surrogate mom for her, with off the scale cuteness pics. Bonus: surrogates have gorilla chest vests
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(45)
 
(Science Codex)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we have developed the biological transistor. Now, I predict in 100 years, we will have twice as many transistors and be 100 times the size and it will be so expensive only the 5 richest kings of Europe will have them
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Thu March 28, 2013
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
FARK-ready headline: Boulder couple involved in topless-gardening fight investigated over threat to president
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Wed March 27, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates pledges to re-invent the condom. Because Bill Gates has such a great track record preventing viruses with his products
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Tue March 26, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida Lt. Governor is being investigated. Governor Scott will now SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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Sun March 24, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shelby announces a 1,200 horsepower Ford Penis Surrogate
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Fri March 22, 2013
(Betabeat)
 
 
 
Bill Gates is offering $100,000 to the inventor of the next generation condom. Ideas to the right
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(203)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Farking Farker finds a live hand grenade metal detecting in Golden Gate Park. Farking Farker is me. Photos and video if this goes green you goofy mods
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(174)
 


Thu March 21, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Octomom investigated for welfare fraud for collecting aid while making more than maximum welfare limit of $119,000. In other news, you can make $118,000 and be on welfare
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Wed March 20, 2013
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Gates McFadden has apparently gone crazy and now chronicles the adventures of Dr. Beverly Crusher's action figure with Captain Picard drawings and cats
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Sat March 16, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Celery: a gateway to a) cream cheese b) peanut butter c) ickyness d) none of the above
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Fri March 15, 2013
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
CPAC delegate: "Why can't we just have segregation?"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NY Attorney General asks the NFL to investigate itself about the whole "Do you like girls?" thing
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(57)
 


Thu March 14, 2013
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Appeals court replaces judge in Whitey Bulger trial because former prosecutor who investigated Bulger and/or helped cover up his crimes might not appear impartial
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(52)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bill Gates on D.C. politics: "You don't run a business like this" which means Boehner is Steve Ballmer and Paul Ryan's budget is Windows Vista
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(44)
 


Wed March 13, 2013
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Tortilla-eating man too busy to investigate shooting
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Sun March 10, 2013
(Press TV)
 
 
 
Headline: Iran's 24th fleet heading for Malacca Strait, Article: the 24th "fleet" is a destroyer and a helicopter carrier, Reality: the "helicopter carrier" is a secondhand oiler and the "destroyer" is a light frigate the US almost sunk in the 80s
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Thu March 07, 2013
(In Touch Weekly)
 
 
 
Clippers star Lamar Odom caught streeeeetching out in family court for a nap while waiting for child custody hearing to be litigated
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(10)
 


Wed March 06, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This could be it, folks: Sequestergate. Leaked email shows that Obama has been deliberately trying to make the sequester a bad thing
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(469)
 


Tue March 05, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: Couple hires a surrogate. News: Baby is defective. Fark: Offer to exchange is rebuffed
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(310)
 


Mon March 04, 2013
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Airways does not allow dogs in the main cabin, so when a biatch was discovered, the plane returned to the gate so she could be removed. And her little dog, too
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(34)
 


Fri March 01, 2013
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat is watching you litigate
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(42)
 


Thu February 28, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Despite getting their budget slashed thanks to the sequestration, the FAA still has enough resources to investigate if a 'Harlem Shake' video filmed on a plane broke any rules
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(36)
 


Wed February 27, 2013
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Bill Gates and Zuckerberg create short film to entice kids to become code monkeys
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(116)
 


Fri February 22, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is why you don't tailgate in Taiwan
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(78)
 


Tue February 19, 2013
(The Comics Chronicles)
 
 
 
Comic book sales at highest point they've been since the mid 90's. Time to break out the chrome foil gatefold covers and clone EVERYTHING
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(83)
 


Fri February 15, 2013
(NPR)
 
 
 
The South rises again to take down all those cotton-pickin' horsefeathered gotdamn Yankees who have the nerve, I say the gumption, I say the sheer unmitigated gall, to call something like chicken and waffles a "southern dish"
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(181)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What's dumber than harassing somebody on a bike? Calling the police who show up to investigate, 'slime.' What's dumber than that? Bringing up Christopher Dorner's name after they taser your ass
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(27)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
One of Bill Gates' biggest regrets? That MS canned the WinFS file sharing system. Subby's biggest MS regret? Ever buying WinMe and Vista
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(38)
 


Fri February 08, 2013
(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Smooth, elongated digital pen vibrates when you make grammatical errors or exhibit poor penmanship. Yeah, that's right, your bad, naughty penmanship. You like it when I dangle those participles, don't you?
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(27)
 


Thu February 07, 2013
(North Country Public Radio)
 
 
 
GOP congressman being investigated for illegal lobbyist based trip to Taiwan. Oh, wait a minute, he's a Democrat. That is why this is a link to a local news source and not MSNBC or CNN
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(203)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"We feel that every citizen has a right to communicate, the right to send data without the fear of it being grabbed out of the air and used by criminals, stored by governments, and aggregated by companies that sell it"
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(29)
 


Sun February 03, 2013
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Skeet-gate continues as gun owners lampoon President Obama for pandering to them with "idiotic" picture of him skeet shooting
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(434)
 
(Some blog)
 
 
 
In the wake of Waitressgate, Applebees' PR folks go into a meltdown, then squirt out another disaster for the Internet critics pick apart. It's just like eating their sizzling skillet fajitas
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(197)
 


Fri February 01, 2013
(CBC)
 
 
 
The weather forecast for Halifax is cloudy with a chance of decapitation
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(23)
 


Mon January 28, 2013
(NBC Latino)
 
 
 
Obama set to push massive immigration reform package next week. That should keep Benghazigate at bay for a little longer
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