Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'gasoline'

Headlines matching 'gasoline'

Wed May 23, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		6 in 10 consumers have cut back on non-essential spending due to high price of gasoline. Of course, without a job or car, gasoline also becomes non-essential (marketwatch.com)	(36)

Mon May 07, 2012

(Billings Gazette)

Naked, screaming and pouring gasoline on everything in your garage is no way keep your probation from being revoked, son (billingsgazette.com)

(7)

Thu May 03, 2012

Kyrgyzstan's 'eternal flame' goes out because of unpaid gas bill (washingtontimes.com)

(51)

Sun April 29, 2012

ᴴᵉᴵᵎᵁᵐ ᴾᴿᵎᶜᵉᵌ ᵁᴾ (bostonherald.com)

(119)

Mon April 23, 2012

Old GOP meme: Rising gas prices are Obama's fault. New GOP meme: Falling gas prices are free markets in action (abcnews.go.com)

(152)

Sat April 21, 2012

Ansel Adams photographs of Los Angeles in the nineteen dickities, way before the Kaiser stole the word forty, back when gas cost just a few bees and everyone wore an onion on their belt (dailymail.co.uk)

(56)

Wed April 18, 2012

Nothing Obama can do will lower gas prices, unlike Newt who can cut it to $2.50 a gallon just by being elected (foxnews.com)

(66)

Wed April 11, 2012

Commodity speculators are having a hard time keeping gasoline over $4 a gallon (businessweek.com)

(31)

Mon April 09, 2012

Santa Catalina islanders grumbling that the only gas station on the island charges $7 a gallon for gas. It's almost like it's a monopoly profiting off of stupid people (nbclosangeles.com)

(94)

Sat April 07, 2012

(Decatur Daily)

Local church gives away free gasoline to the poor. Story contains photo of what poor people in Alabama might look like (decaturdaily.com)

(144)

Wed April 04, 2012

Near all-time high prices heading into Easter. No, not for gasoline, for ham. Fark: no word on how high bacon prices are (abcnews.go.com)

(27)

Sat March 31, 2012

The CBC tries to comfort you in the fact the while gas prices are rising, printer ink is still $1750 a liter (cbc.ca)

(47)

Sat March 24, 2012

The true cost of burning a gallon of gasoline. Goofus and Gallant aren't about to tackle the subject so please do pay attention to the cartoon (youtube.com)

(141)

Fri March 23, 2012

(KWQC)

Two men accused of stealing $25,000 worth of gas over the course of nine months. No word on what they did with the 600 gallons (kwqc.com)

(24)

Wed March 21, 2012

The politics of oil and Obama's complete and utter inability to understand it (nationalreview.com)

(205)

Tue March 20, 2012

		Is anesthesia a luxury when a 5-foot snake and Taco Bell proportions of gas are shoved up your ass? (npr.org)	(138)
(Some Guy)		A member of the California Board of Equalization is seeking an author to his bill that would limit sales tax on gasoline to the first $4 per gallon (scvnews.com)	(55)

Mon March 19, 2012

		"Yes, Mr. President, that makes a lot of sense. Your regulations and unconstitutional executive orders have caused the price of gas to skyrocket. So, you do control gas prices. Want examples? I'll give you five" (townhall.com)	(277)
		The Fox News graphic on taxes paid per gallon of gas was not intended to be a factual statement (mediamatters.org)	(144)

Sun March 18, 2012

In the latest "why gas is so expensive" excuse, oil companies claim that they can't buy crude cheap enough to make money, so they must close down refineries (foxnews.com)

(278)

Wed March 14, 2012

Energy Secretary Steven Chu would like you to know that he no longer thinks high gas prices are a good thing (foxnews.com)

(374)

Sun March 11, 2012

Cute girl can't stop drinking gasoline: "It makes me feel good" (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)

(196)

Sat March 10, 2012

		Ancient Judean silver coin from the first century sells for record price in NYC, still buys as much gas as it did 2,000 years ago (nypost.com)	(44)
		One drawback to rising gas prices? Fewer and fewer sexy Midwestern college girls will be wearing bathing suits on the beach (desmoinesregister.com)	(335)

Tue March 06, 2012

		Tennessee professor attempts to drive across the US on ten gallons of gas. Probably won't get out of driveway (news.yahoo.com)	(29)
		It's even worse than we thought: Obama is intentionally increasing the cost of gas to sabotage his own re-election because he wants America to fail (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(85)
		Scientists working on tobacco derivatives create new dilemma for smokers: Would you rather have cheaper cigarettes or cheaper gas? Added difficulty: Door #3 is cheaper booze (cleantechnica.com)	(33)
		Fair and Balanced Fox News in 2008, making sure Americans understand the president has no control over gas prices, United States oil production makes little difference, and we should be promoting mass transit (youtube.com)	(128)

Thu March 01, 2012

While you're trying to scrape up the change to fill your gas tank with gasoline, here's how a billionaire fills his tank for $1 a gallon. His solution: Natural gas (cnn.com)

(117)

Wed February 29, 2012

		Ever hear the phrase, "Like pouring gasoline on a red-hot wood stove in a garage"? Well the guy who coined it never will (freep.com)	(47)
(Jacksonville Daily News)		Drinking and smoking turns out to be bad for health. Especially if you're drinking gasoline (jdnews.com)	(49)

Tue February 28, 2012

Five myths about the high price of gasoline (big1059.com)

(264)

Mon February 27, 2012

Obama says "There is no magic bullet" that will instantly lower gas prices. GOP leaders immediately criticized Obama for dangerously weakening America by failing to maintain our magic bullet arsenal (news.bostonherald.com)

(163)

Sat February 25, 2012

		Eight reasons why gas prices will hit $5/gallon this year. "Because fark you, that's why" suspiciously absent (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)	(299)
(Detroit News)		Price of gas hits a whopping $625,000 per gallon in White Lake, Michigan (detroitnews.com)	(130)

Thu February 23, 2012

		Gas prices are rising so fast reporters can't even get through a report about how fast gas prices are rising without the price of gas rising (abcnews.go.com)	(129)
		Obama to deliver a speech, possibly involving song, explaining how contraception limitations cause high gas prices (foxnews.com)	(43)

Wed February 22, 2012

(Some Fueler)

Alcohol may be the gas for future airplanes. Hell, this alcohol-to-gas conversion has been running Fark since '99 (flightglobal.com)

(18)

Tue February 21, 2012

President Gingrich will bring us $2 per gallon gas. Book it. Done (boston.com)

(100)

Sun February 19, 2012

(Insert party out of power) ready to hit (insert President) on the soaring price of gas. Not a repeat from every election year in the 21st century (msnbc.msn.com)

(239)

Wed February 15, 2012

(WJAR)

Again: Gasoline is for use in internal combustion engines--not to clear brush and leaves from your yard (www2.turnto10.com)

(26)

Fri February 10, 2012

		It's 106 miles to Moscow, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we have a Tiger tank. Hit it (liveleak.com)	(35)
		Mets GM Sandy Alderson finally starts a Twitter account. First tweet: "Big fundraiser tonight for gas money" (sports.yahoo.com)	(5)

Thu February 09, 2012

Gasoline prices expected to spike 60 cents a gallon in next few months on news that Apple is getting all the headlines (usatoday.com)

(20)

Tue January 31, 2012

Lazy New Jerseyans don't like pumping their own gas or using parking meters where you have to walk back to your car to put the receipt in the windshield (nj.com)

(114)

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