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Thu March 18, 2010
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(The Morning Call) Scary HA HA, QUAKERTOWN MAN RECEIVES MENTAL EVALUATION AFTER SETTING HIS CAR ON FIRE  (mcall.com) (222)

Tue March 16, 2010
(Marketwatch) Obvious Wal-Mart will drop food prices because of annoying competition from traditional grocery stores. Since this is Wal-Mart, this is bad for consumers  (marketwatch.com) (108)

Fri March 12, 2010
(VolunteerTV) Obvious Spring is in the air, so it must be time for AAA to announce that gas prices are going to go up because of the warmer weather  (volunteertv.com) (19)

Tue March 09, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely "Gasoline prices want to decline" says expert, apparently trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them  (suntimes.com) (106)

Thu March 04, 2010
(PennLive) Obvious Don't panic but Three Mile Island is, um, leaking  (pennlive.com) (280)

Tue February 23, 2010
(The Morning Call) Stupid 68-year-old man tries to pass a beer bottle off as a gun and attempts to rob his roommate. Somehow, he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through  (mcall.com) (30)

Mon February 22, 2010
(Yahoo) Dumbass Dumb: Man has thousand mile commute to work because he decided to keep his job with GM. Fark: To save money  (news.yahoo.com) (135)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass Woman loses control of car, ends up in creek, inadvertently becomes convenient bridge  (mcall.com) (71)

Sat February 20, 2010
(Miami Herald) Obvious Despite proclamations from Randian economists of rampant "Zimbabwe-style hyper-inflation", inflation remains in check. Maybe this Bernanke guy knows what the hell he's doing?  (miamiherald.com) (89)

Fri February 12, 2010
(The Morning Call) Scary Woman injured after getting hit by a cinder truck. Why couldn't it have been something softer like a pillow truck or a marshmallow truck?  T-Shirt  (mcall.com) (30)

Tue February 09, 2010
(The Morning Call) Weird A man, a pickup truck, a theft, a chase, a hospital stay, Panama  (mcall.com) (51)

Thu February 04, 2010
(PennLive) Fail Middle-of-nowhere Pa. gets its 1st traffic signal. It uses a video detection system, which makes it far too difficult for the locals to understand  (pennlive.com) (84)
(The Morning Call) Dumbass I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a letter "P" today  (mcall.com) (67)

Tue February 02, 2010
(PennLive) Silly Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow. Sorry folks, there'll be six more weeks of winter  (pennlive.com) (98)

Mon February 01, 2010
(PennLive) Cool Just in time for Valentine's day, Pennsylvania Goodwill store launches "Dump 'n' Drive", where you can put your ex'es leftover belongings to good use  (pennlive.com) (85)

Thu January 21, 2010
(MSNBC) Asinine MSNBC tech gurus: don't buy an external hard drive--they're COMPLETELY obsolete for 2010. After all, there are online data storage alternatives that barely exist now and cost much much more  (articles.moneycentral.msn.com) (225)

Sat January 16, 2010
(The Straight Dope) Unlikely Pop quiz, hero: Is mass transit a waste of energy?  (straightdope.com) (62)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Due to tough economic times, 98.2% of U.S. commuters now favor public transportation for others  (reason.com) (71)

Fri January 08, 2010
(The Morning Call) Hero This understated yet powerful Cabernet Sauvignon, with its aggressive flavor, bold aroma, and strong color, is the wine of choice for home invasion victims. Enjoy it in a glass or smashed against an intruder's head  (mcall.com) (67)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Reuters) Obvious Little Timmy Geithner goes after TurboTax® for embarrassing him with their complex software  (reuters.com) (64)

Wed December 30, 2009
(PennLive) Amusing Rural county citizens split over first stoplight, which sister is hotter  (pennlive.com) (64)

Sun December 20, 2009
(Lubbock Online) Spiffy Waylon Jennings' brother honors his memory with a combination museum/drive-thru liquor store  (lubbockonline.com) (23)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Slashdot) Interesting 1900: Electricity should go to people who had money, not hooked up willy-nilly to everyone. 2009: Broadband should go to people who have money, not hooked up willy-nilly to everyone  (hardware.slashdot.org) (98)

Sun December 13, 2009
(The Morning Call) Stupid ♫ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♫ Fa la la la la la la la la ♫ Tis the season to scratch a car & leave a note saying "Your $30,000 car isn't worth taking up 2 spaces" ♫ Fa la la la la la la la la  (mcall.com) (492)

Sat December 05, 2009
(The Morning Call) Dumbass "Judge nixes please for man, who's accused of hosting racy underage drinking party, and sneds him to prison for stalking." Proofreading is only for print media these days?  (mcall.com) (29)

Tue December 01, 2009
(The Morning Call) Weird Two men get probation over an oregano fight, thanks to a judge's sage decision  (mcall.com) (27)

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