Headlines matching 'gas prices'
Thu March 18, 2010
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HA HA, QUAKERTOWN MAN RECEIVES MENTAL EVALUATION AFTER SETTING HIS CAR ON FIRE (mcall.com)
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Tue March 16, 2010
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Wal-Mart will drop food prices because of annoying competition from traditional grocery stores. Since this is Wal-Mart, this is bad for consumers (marketwatch.com)
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Fri March 12, 2010
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Spring is in the air, so it must be time for AAA to announce that gas prices are going to go up because of the warmer weather (volunteertv.com)
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Tue March 09, 2010
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"Gasoline prices want to decline" says expert, apparently trying to use the Jedi Mind Trick on them (suntimes.com)
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Thu March 04, 2010
Tue February 23, 2010
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68-year-old man tries to pass a beer bottle off as a gun and attempts to rob his roommate. Somehow, he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through (mcall.com)
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Mon February 22, 2010
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Dumb: Man has thousand mile commute to work because he decided to keep his job with GM. Fark: To save money (news.yahoo.com)
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Woman loses control of car, ends up in creek, inadvertently becomes convenient bridge (mcall.com)
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Sat February 20, 2010
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Despite proclamations from Randian economists of rampant "Zimbabwe-style hyper-inflation", inflation remains in check. Maybe this Bernanke guy knows what the hell he's doing? (miamiherald.com)
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Fri February 12, 2010
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Woman injured after getting hit by a cinder truck. Why couldn't it have been something softer like a pillow truck or a marshmallow truck? (mcall.com)
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Tue February 09, 2010
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A man, a pickup truck, a theft, a chase, a hospital stay, Panama (mcall.com)
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Thu February 04, 2010
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Middle-of-nowhere Pa. gets its 1st traffic signal. It uses a video detection system, which makes it far too difficult for the locals to understand (pennlive.com)
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I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a letter "P" today (mcall.com)
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Tue February 02, 2010
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Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow. Sorry folks, there'll be six more weeks of winter (pennlive.com)
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Mon February 01, 2010
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Just in time for Valentine's day, Pennsylvania Goodwill store launches "Dump 'n' Drive", where you can put your ex'es leftover belongings to good use (pennlive.com)
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Thu January 21, 2010
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MSNBC tech gurus: don't buy an external hard drive--they're COMPLETELY obsolete for 2010. After all, there are online data storage alternatives that barely exist now and cost much much more (articles.moneycentral.msn.com)
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Sat January 16, 2010
Tue January 12, 2010
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Due to tough economic times, 98.2% of U.S. commuters now favor public transportation for others (reason.com)
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Fri January 08, 2010
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This understated yet powerful Cabernet Sauvignon, with its aggressive flavor, bold aroma, and strong color, is the wine of choice for home invasion victims. Enjoy it in a glass or smashed against an intruder's head (mcall.com)
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Mon January 04, 2010
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Little Timmy Geithner goes after TurboTax® for embarrassing him with their complex software (reuters.com)
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Wed December 30, 2009
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Rural county citizens split over first stoplight, which sister is hotter (pennlive.com)
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Sun December 20, 2009
Mon December 14, 2009
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1900: Electricity should go to people who had money, not hooked up willy-nilly to everyone. 2009: Broadband should go to people who have money, not hooked up willy-nilly to everyone (hardware.slashdot.org)
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Sun December 13, 2009
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♫ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♫ Fa la la la la la la la la ♫ Tis the season to scratch a car & leave a note saying "Your $30,000 car isn't worth taking up 2 spaces" ♫ Fa la la la la la la la la (mcall.com)
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Sat December 05, 2009
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"Judge nixes please for man, who's accused of hosting racy underage drinking party, and sneds him to prison for stalking." Proofreading is only for print media these days? (mcall.com)
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Tue December 01, 2009
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Two men get probation over an oregano fight, thanks to a judge's sage decision (mcall.com)
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