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129 headlines found matching 'gas'
Fri July 25, 2014
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
It's probably best to turn off your pump when fleeing from a fire at a gas station
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Tue July 22, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
China seals off 30,000 people after bubonic plague death, no one tell President Madagascar
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Two bumbling brothers straight out of a Cohen movie try to rob a guy one of the brothers had known since the eighth grade out of a $13,000 jackpot he recently won in Las Vegas. With Cohen-esque results
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(Fortune)
 
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Sometimes you can't top the original headline: "Workers sickened by gas leak at Boulder burrito company"
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Mon July 21, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT research develops a new sponge that uses solar energy to convert water into steam. Researchers considering calling it a Useless Brother-in-Law, which also lays around and does nothing but convert energy into gas all day
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott approves natural gas pipeline to be built by company he just happens to own stock in
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(99)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
High cost of gas keeping Canadians from travelling this summer. On the positive side, what they're not spending on fuel, hotels and meals they're able to reinvest into beer
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Sat July 19, 2014
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Google: our street view cameras are being used to track gas leaks. So we cool, right? Just don't ask us about any other tracking activities. *Smokebomb*
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US east coast holds enough oil and gas reserves to supply Europe and China for decades
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Never get involved in a land war in Asia"- also, if you're a Las Vegas club promoter, don't reply "no 'Whales or Hippos' allowed" to a bachelorette party planner
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Wed July 16, 2014
(iFixIt.com)
 
 
 
If you are *legally* being tracked by the FBI this is probably the breakdown of the device that is in your gas tank. (While it lasts)
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(54)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Scorched hole opens up in Russian gas field. Authorities are looking into it
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(46)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study shows 30% of men have faked an orgasm. Why partners didn't notice the sound of someone spitting on their backs is a mystery
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(172)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A very lonely guy finds a way to make his shower orgasm every time he sneezes
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(75)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police impressed by guy who robbed a Miami bank, then drove his getaway car to Bellingham, Washington in 50 hours. Presumably he had a full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and he was wearing sunglasses
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(Hartford Business)
 
 
 
White House study finds that Connecticut (nation's third highest gas tax) and California (nation's highest gas tax) have the nation's worst roads
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
The media crucifixion of Johnny Football continues, as he's photographed innocently rolling up a dollar in a Vegas bathroom. Not to do coke or anything
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police searching for suspects who siphoned gas from a gas station. Perhaps they should start looking in 1982
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Thu July 03, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
The deadline to resolve the dispute over Iran's nuclear programme runs out on July 20th. If successful, Iran will be able to unlock its HUGE natural gas reserves and flood international markets with loads of energy. Probably
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Wed July 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
A guy who writes about the Columbus Blue Jackets predicts what cities will have hockey teams. Quebec gets Florida, Seattle poaches Phoenix, Bettman bets on Vegas and expands to Portland. And Columbus stays. Unbelievable
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The squirrels of Berkeley, California will get to live another day. But the City Council has warned that if you show them your nuts, they will gas them
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Tue July 01, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
First we had solid, liquid and gas. Then came plasma, supercritical fluid, and nuclear pasta. But now come the millennial hipster states of matter: excitons, tetraquarks, and dropletons. You've probably never heard of them
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida attorney fighting hard to legalize weed in the state, while rich guy from Vegas and Governor Skeletor fight against it, thus ensuring the perpetuity of the Florida tag
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frank Lloyd Wright's 1927 vision of a luxury gas station is equipped with two fireplaces, an observation deck, and.... wait, FIREPLACES in a GAS STATION? He might want to rethink that
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
National Corvette Museum will keep the sinkhole that destroyed several cars. It's the first bottomless pit associated with Corvettes since gasoline went over $3 a gallon
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Fri June 27, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
There is 3,500-year-old Egyptian obelisk hidden right out in the open in Central Park. And buried underneath it is a set of important symbols of the Freemasons. Somewhere Dan Brown is having an orgasm
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Tue June 24, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Okay hockey fans, the NHL Awards are live from Vegas @7:00ET... We can compare notes on the Hall of Fame selections too.. CBC & NBCSN
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CDC reassigns director of the anthrax mishap to another lab, hopefully to have a SARS mishap, or maybe VX. Anyone up for some mustard gas?
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(Roadtrippers)
 
 
 
For $2,000 a plate you can eat at the world's most expensive restaurant, featuring "molecular gastronomy" and a hi-tech light show. Or you could drop about $30 on a couple tabs of acid and some Ding-Dongs, if these photos are accurate
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ron Paul to make acting debut in third installment of Atlas Shrugged. Paul Ryan reportedly orgasmic
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Berkeley to add carbon-shame labels to gasoline pumps. Are you ashamed yet, you horrible, horrible, fossil-fuel-burning, earth-hating monster? SHAME
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Remember the McDonald's worker fired for calling 911 and reporting a gas leak? McDonald's: Here's a check for $10,000. Can we still be friends?
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Thu June 19, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Gas prices up: Meh. Cable TV prices up: Yawn. In-N-Out raises price of Double-Doubles: SHIAT JUST GOT REAL
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
'Security concern' is cited as reason flight to Las Vegas was re-screened, and by 'security concern,' they mean 'TSA screener fell asleep.'
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Mother tries to put out a fire with water from dog's bowl, finds that her toddler filled it with gas
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So it may not be the Whitey Tapes but it turns out that Hillary defended a child rapist. It is as if a thousand Republicans all gasped...and quickly wiped themselves
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tells cops he was "only joking" when he doused his wife with gasoline and tried to set her on fire, then threatened her with knives when he couldn't get a spark. Yeah, that's hilarious
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Siemens bids $5.4 billion to blow off a load of gas
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Mon June 16, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky town, tired of higher gas prices than surrounding areas, turns to the only obvious solution: socialism
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US surpasses Russia as world's top oil and natural gas producer. Thanks Obama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Exxon tries to blame high gas prices on taxes. Bonus: they include a map detailing exactly how much each state pays. Guess who pays the most?
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Sat June 14, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If Baghdad falls, today's gas prices will "look like a bargain in a couple weeks". Happy vacation season, everyone
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm totally cool with my husband farking other women whenever he goes to Vegas, but the last time he was there he hooked up with my half-sister, do I have a right to be pissed?
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Tue June 10, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
No matter what you may think, injecting your equines with gasoline will not increase their horsepower
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Las Vegas shooters were huge Alex Jones fans
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it's during a layover at the Vegas airport. Then it gets turned into a music video
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(17)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Vegas shooters' Facebook "likes" included Operation American Spring, Alex Jones, "Support the Second Amendment," "I Will Not Vote for Obama," Conservative America, "Don't Tread on Me," Ron Paul, the NRA, Americans for Prosperity, and FreedomWorks
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
You should sit down for this absolutely shocking news: the Las Vegas shooters were known for spouting white power propaganda, bragging about their extensive gun collection, and joining Cliven Bundy in his standoff against the BLM
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til cops catch you at a gas station after you burglarized a home and you just happen to be wearing the items you stole. Bonus: Was also wearing a stolen woman's swimsuit under his clothes
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(28)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're inevitably nudging your daughter towards the stripper pole if you manage to practically live Tweet the entire 12-hour labor to millions of strangers including photos of you sucking on a gas pump
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(58)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Two Las Vegas Police officers dead in execution style slaying (developing story)
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Fri June 06, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two high school pitchers taken at the top of the MLB Draft for the first time in history. Will have both gas and beer money now
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(19)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Maryland gubernatorial front-runner Anthony Brown would like you to know that the scantily-clad woman with her arm around a stripper pole who's photobombing his Las Vegas picture is most definitely *not* a stripper
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Owner finds spider in headlight of his car. What kind of spider, you ask? THE KIND YOU KILL BY T-BONING A TANKER TRUCK FULL OF GASOLINE
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(42)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think cilantro tastes like unleaded gasoline, it's probably because your great-grandmother thought it tasted like lantern oil
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Mon June 02, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
1st year anniversaries. US: Paper. UK: Cotton. Turkey: Tear Gas
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news, Caracas has cheap gasoline, plenty of toilet paper and an abundant supply of deodorant. Oh, you want drinking water too?
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(16)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sex toys √ Drugs √ A positive pregnancy test √ AMC Gremlin with a completely pink fuzz interior √ Naked photos √ A cut handcuff hanging on the steering wheel √ Just another day in the life of a Las Vegas valet (SFW)
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Toxic toads threatening 'ecological disaster' in Madagascar. SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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(28)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If Johnny Football had gone golfing or to church, no one would say anything. But he goes to Vegas with Gronk to spend his first few paychecks on hookers and blow and everyone thinks he's already boarded the fail train. WTF?
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(64)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Vegas lays the odds on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's inevitable divorce
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(74)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Robert De Niro, star of Meet the Fockers, Analyze This, and Last Vegas among other notable films, offers one minute of brilliant acting advice. "It's simpler than you think"
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(20)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doolittle's Raiders receive Congressional award. Here's to the four surviving guys who strapped a bunch of twin-engine bombers to an aircraft carrier, steamed towards Japan, and took off to bomb Tokyo without enough gas to get back to an airfield
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(92)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rapper Ti gets into fight with boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. at Fatburger in Vegas. Police trying to determine the cause of their beef
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(29)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices break a record, staying above $3 a gallon for 1,245 days. Or as oil company executives call it "The continuation of the golden years"
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(68)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists quantify the "what the hell effect" and say it's responsible for everything from people going off their diets to taking that one-eyed gas bar attendant with a limp home from the bar after last call
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(19)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
So apparently it wasn't "social conservatives" objections to Las Vegas that scuttled holding the 2016 RNC there but Vegas itself saying "Look mobsters and gambling addicts are one thing, but Republicans? C'mon even we have standards"
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(52)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
'Gasoline price climbs ahead of holiday weekend." Why yes, this is a repeat from last year, the year before, and every year before that
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(23)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
The speed bumps in your parking lot might be working a little too well if they cause a car to come to a complete stop before ripping off the gas line
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(51)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Survey finds that women whose partner suffers from premature ejaculation develop psychological issues from never having orgasms. Huh. In related news, women can have orgasms now
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(35)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(World Review)
 
 
 
When Russia falls out with Ukraine there is always a mad dash for Europe to wrench itself away from Moscow's gassy grasp. But the truth is, over 80% of EU's gas supplies are from Norway, Nigeria and the Middle East
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(10)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gas prices are so outrageous thieves have turned to siphoning gas directly from gas stations
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(45)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Physicists measure second Efimov resonance of three particles in an ultracold quantum gas, proving for the first time the periodicity of this universal physical phenomenon experimentally. Well, duh
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(17)
 
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"It makes me crazy when people without gluten allergies choose to eliminate such things from their diet. If you're lucky enough to be able to eat a muffin and not find yourself in gastrointestinal hell, you should probably just eat the damned muffin"
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Tue May 13, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy and girlfriend try to rob gas station using a pair of pliers. Then it gets stupid
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(28)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Zack Ryder teach Daniel Bryan how to change a tire? Is Zeb Colter going to have to stand his ground against Adam Rose's bunny? Are Brie Bella's orgasmic screams going to once again permeate the air on WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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Sat May 10, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
If you've been leaving piles of beheaded birds in east Las Vegas, police would like to know WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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(61)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gasserby
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(16)
 


Fri May 09, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
Video
 
Good idea: use a vibrator to have an orgasm. Better idea: use a vibrator while singing your latest single while having an orgasm. Best idea: film it and make it your band's newest music video. SFW
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(158)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Storm Troopers will exterminate customers who drive off from this gas station without paying after being upgraded by their friendly neighborhood Dalek or Cyberman
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(37)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you go in to rob a gas station, but then you have to end up working a shift?
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(71)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How dry is California? Part of I-15 between Los Angeles and Las Vegas burned down yesterday
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(160)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"English identity" could be "undermined" by the growing minority population in Europe. That sound you heard was thousands of gasps followed by thudding monocles
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Vegas cops tell teenagers pre-marital sex leads to DEATH
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Should you pay a higher federal gas tax?" You drive on interstate highways? You're pissed all the potholes aren't fixed yet? Congrats, you're paying a higher gas tax
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Sat May 03, 2014
(St. John's Telegram)
 
 
 
The Energy Department prepares for changing climate by hoarding gasoline. You think they might know something the rest of us don't?
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida mistakenly executes two inmates after a gas explosion levels a large section of prison intake facility
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Wed April 30, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Now that the nerdgasm has (somewhat) subsided after yesterday's Star Wars VII cast announcement, the real question that is on the minds of all fans is just who (or what) character will Andy Serkis be playing? IO9 reads Twitter for you
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
There is now a Las Vegas vodka vault that leases $10,000 liquor lockers for your $10 Popov bottles
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(74)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study finds that, during sex, 43% of all men have an orgasm within two minutes. Chin up, dear Farker, I know that seems like an eternity, but there are exercises you can do
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(167)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Decoding "Fargo"'s sign language. It's real, it has nothing to do with the vocal translation, and it probably has something to do with your mom or orgasms or both
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(58)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'We have constructed Denmark online in Minecraft, so that young people can plant their own forests, establish a lake, riding school, biogas plant, wind turbine, and so on, The imagination is the only the limit'
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(17)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Massive gas explosion rocks North Bend. Subby thought that massive gas explosions usually happened a bit further south
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(30)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Think all that new oil the U.S. is producing will bring down gasoline prices at the pump? Don't worry, the refiners have a plan to prevent that
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(52)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
A $500,000 study by the feds and released Sunday in the peer-reviewed journal Nature Climate Change: "biofuels made with corn residue release 7% more greenhouse gases compared with conventional gasoline"
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(75)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
For $3000 you can buy your own mini coffee shop on a cargo bike complete with a solar powered battery pack for brewing, a cold sink for ice, gas burners, a speaker system for music, and a parasol to keep the sun or rain off things
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Fri April 18, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a very Good Friday when your church starts handing out free gasoline
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Wed April 16, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Does whisky taste woody to the sound of a crackling fire? Is your dessert sweeter when served on a round white plate? Neurogastronomy says yes and Diageo and Starbucks are listening
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(21)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
EPA says U.S. greenhouse gas emissions have fallen 3.4 percent over the course of 2012 after reaching a high in 2007. Thanks, Obama
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Sun April 13, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Megadeth flies born-deaf woman to Las Vegas so she can experience her first rock concert, reconsider her ear implant surgery
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(37)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Best 10 Jewish delis in the country. Mmmm, who wants to meet up at Katz's and stage Fark's first group fake orgasm. Well, first at a deli anyway. OK, fine. First today at a deli. Fine you win. Who wants to meet at Katz's?
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Fri April 11, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today thoughtfully compiles a list of places never to swipe your ATM card: 1) gas stations, 2) restaurants, 3) stores, 4) online. Phew, thank goodness whorehouses didn't make it on there
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian taxpayers find they can't write off haircuts, trips to Vegas or profits from pot that was seized and destroyed by cops
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The religious right block of the GOP fears the Republicans will burn in hell if they have their national convention in Las Vegas. Subby for one, is taking collections for one-way airline tickets
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Thu April 10, 2014
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Hillary gets the Bush Iraqi Press Conference treatment at Vegas Scrap Dealer's Convention
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Because a Princess Cruise wouldn't be complete without shuffleboard, buffets, and a little gastrointestinal norovirus
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
After Russia's Gazprom hikes natural gas prices 80% for it's Ukrainian customers, Ukraine this morning reminded Russia that its natural gas pipeline to Europe all run through Ukraine, who can shut them off if they want
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Heckler brings murder investigation to a close, is gassed by the Comedian
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(10)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Summer gas prices predicted to drop by a whole penny. Now I can buy myself a nice piece of rock candy from the jar here in 1955
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British drivers 'worry' about rising fuel costs, even though they could drive around their tiny island twice in less time using less gas than it takes American motorists to navigate a Wal-Mart parking lot in Delaware, America's smallest state
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gas prices are higher now than they were at this time last year. Thanks, big oilbama
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Sat April 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia: Hey Ukraine, about that cheap gas we've been selling you. How about an 81% price rise
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Australian groom banned from getting married because he showed up to the wedding drunk. If this happened in the US, there wouldn't be a chapel left in Las Vegas
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Fri April 04, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Should we be in favor of the pro-orgasm movement? Yes yes YES YES OH GOD YES YES YES
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Thu April 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John starts Vegas run at age 65, shows up in leather pants riding in the Grease Caddy. If you haven't clicked already, you should have -- she's OMG GILF material
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
World's tallest Ferris wheel at 550 feet opens in Las Vegas. People are amazed at seeing a large wheel in Nevada that doesn't have numbers on it
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"What eventually made him feel ready was practicing orgasmic meditation, which entails stroking a woman's clitoris for 15 minutes"
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Tue April 01, 2014
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Outspoken chairwoman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission steps down, is now unlikely to challenge for a senate seat with this scandal surrounding her
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Mon March 31, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cheer up, men: It turns out women actually enjoy faking orgasms. Or else they're telling researchers that to make them feel better
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gas station attendant who publicly challenged his boss to fire him has been fired
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of pumping more than fuel at gas station
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker are in Las Vegas, discussing their plans on bringing America back from the Obama abyss. Both are in agreement that he won't be able to organize his way out of this mess
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Election expected to get messy as "Chocolate King" and "Gas Princess" square off
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(Las Vegas Weekly)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mile-high club finally takes off
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(26)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arizona students take their NCAA Tournament loss to Wisconsin with grace, other than the riot police, tear gas and crowd being shot with bean bag rounds
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you live in Louisiana and recently filled up with Exxon gasoline, you might want to save your receipt for the upcoming class action suit
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(AP)
 
 
 
Las Vegas revenues down 14%, and winnings down 20%. Las Vegas workers unions: "This is a perfect time to strike"
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