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114 headlines found matching 'gas'
Fri May 22, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Who nearly stop a concert because someone in the arena was *GASP* smoking marijuana. In other news, the site of Keith Moon's grave was disturbed, as though someone was spinning beneath the ground at a high rate of speed
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men who orgasm every day "have lower risk of prostate cancer," which means Farkers are at higher risk of being struck by a meteor while riding a pogo stick on a fishing boat in the Indian Ocean
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
A three month inspection of 7,571 gas station pumps yielded 103 credit card skimmers ready to pluck your data
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a move that's sure to please everyone, Oregon is getting ready to test a pay-per-mile program meant to replace gasoline taxes
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(151)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Searching for videos on how to juggle knives while balancing a chain saw? Taste battery acid? Make chlorine gas? Tie a noose? You can find all of this, and more, on YouTube Kids, the new app Google has marketed as safe for preschoolers"
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(25)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chelsea's Cesc Fàbregas earns the funniest and stupidest straight red card of the season; during a stoppage in play he booted the ball off of Chris Brunt's damn head. One might say Brunt took the himself of the damage
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(25)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
And in the end there was just one state left in Union that mandated only gas station employees could fill customers' gas tanks
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(166)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After critics slam her opening Las Vegas performances for being under rehearsed, Mariah Carey cancels concerts because of (*cough cough*) bronchitis
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(42)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
German engineers develop a car that can move sideways for parking, like a crab. Unfortunately it will only run on gas from a Shell station
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(28)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In today's bout of pearl clutching, finance gurus are once again flabbergasted as to why people aren't stashing 15% of their income into their 401Ks
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(282)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(AXS)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bulls will face the Cleveland Cavaliers without Pau Gasol in game four, but Derrick Rose says he's built for it
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(10)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas museum gives Monica Lewinsky one million reasons to part ways with her infamous blue dress
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In Las Vegas, where you can wager on anything, the odds are now posted for the length of the Tom Brady suspension. Place your bets
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(297)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Las Vegas police on the lookout for a stolen props from the Crazy Girls show, including a 7' Phallus that shoots streamers. Which doesn't stand out as easily in Vegas traffic than you think, given all the dicks already on the road
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(20)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shut down everything, Captain Kidd's treasure found in Madagascar
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you will see we're flying over lovely Las Vegas. If you look to the right, you will see I'm a pedophile
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(42)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nine-page appendix of NFL's Ballghazi report is hardcore statistical analysis of underinflated balls, invokes regression, standard deviation, variance, the Ideal Gas Law, and everything else you napped through in college
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(240)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Americans' average daily spending rises to $91. Which comes out to $5 for food, $24 for housing, $8 for gas, $54 for lottery tickets
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(59)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
After 60 years on the Las Vegas strip, the Riviera will go lights out
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(63)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rich people problems, 2015: No room to park all the fight fans' private jets at Las Vegas airport
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(69)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
First the merger to create a singularity of suck was avoided, now consumers may get some of their *gasp* rights back.... where's my fainting couch?
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(21)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(KEZI Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon considers joining the 21st Century and allowing residents to pump their own gas
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(149)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Fries in the gasoline yeah fries in the gasoline ♫ ♫
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(39)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Woman approaches man at gas pump, asks for cigarette but man refuses. Woman responds in perfectly normal fashion and uses her lighter to set the pump on fire. Hilarity does NOT ensue
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(25)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
The science of the female orgasm explained, without using the phrase "leaping for the clitoris like a bull at a gate"
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(60)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
No gas allowed in Glastonbury Festival this year. So welcome to Ltonbury
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(24)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The "Little Rooster" is an alarm clock that wakes women up by twiddling their clitoruses. It even has a "snorgasm" setting for those who want to catch a few more winks
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(66)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If a developer gets their way, the South Rim entrance of the Grand Canyon will soon look like the Las Vegas Strip
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(50)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Carnegie Deli shut down after illegal gas hookup. Looks like somebody had the stuffed derma (baDUMtssh)...thanks for coming to Grossinger's, I'm here all week, and don't forget it's Lou Goldstein and Simon Sez out by the pool at 2:30
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mogul Larry Pfeifer decided to fabricate the story that Harry Reid was beaten up by his drunken brother to see how many right-wing hacks would buy it. The real question turned out to be, how many right-wing hacks didn't buy it?
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(39)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Lemmy hospitalized in Brazil due to gastric distress and dehydration. Motorhead forced to cancel Monsters of Rock appearance hours before show. On the bright side, Judas Priest will add 30 minutes to their set
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A massive sweep of gas stations finds hundreds of credit card skimmers, which will ensure customers will pay dearly for convenience
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(43)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The NHL better think twice about relocating to Las Vegas, they may not get a lot of support there in the end
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(55)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
European Commission charges Gazprom with abusing dominant market position in Central and Eastern European gas markets. Gazprom praises Central and Eastern European countries, notes it would be a shame if someone were to invade them
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(27)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
How do you find out if a gasoline can is leaking? Smoking while you look at it may help
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need to spend 30 billion on your homes because of earthquakes caused by gas extraction? Don't worry, the oil company has set aside 1.2 billion for you
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(61)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman who designed "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" sign cashes in her chips
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Musical based on 'Duck Dynasty' opens in Las Vegas, complete with camo, shaggy beards, Bibles and sequins
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the fact nobody has ever been executed by using nitrogen gas except in movies, Oklahoma decides to give it the greenlight over the chair
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas House approves gutting municipal fracking bans and would give the state the exclusive right to regulate the oil and gas industry, because Texas
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(56)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volkswagen van set to return, though the "Gas, Grass, or Ass" bumper sticker may have to be updated for political correctness
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Closer Online)
 
 
 
Condom created that 'guarantees female orgasm every time.' In related news, women can have orgasms
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(47)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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(24)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst baby names in the world, revealed. Come for 'Orgasm,' stay for 'Obamaniqua'
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Mon April 13, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Automakers to further trim the weight of their cars for better gas mileage, plan to limit occupancy to only two adult Americans
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's a place where you can essentially live like a millionaire. Fill your car with gas for one cent, get a dozen beers or a bed for $1. However, there's one small catch - the second highest murder rate in the world
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Sat April 11, 2015
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
A Colorado bill which would make it a felony to use explosive gases to produce marijuana concentrates at home "follows a rash of explosions and injuries resulting from amateur hash oil production"
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(89)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
How do gas pumps work, and just where in the machine is the gouge/sodomize the customer circuit?
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(44)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
And God said "Gas is too cheap"
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(27)
 
(Some Sad Badger)
 
 
 
Josh Gasser gives his hail and farewell to Badger fans, thanking them for their support. Classy enough not to mention that Duke still sucks
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(13)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
ISIS loses control over large oil fields in Iraq, starts mounting machine guns on hybrids instead of gas guzzling pickup trucks
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(56)
 
(Seven Days)
 
 
 
You stop at a gas station for lunch in New England. You get A) Pizza B) Sandwiches or C) Nepalese curry and choila
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If and when Las Vegas gets an NHL team, will it use any of these nicknames and uniforms?
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(70)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(NK News)
 
 
 
Buying gas in North Korea turns out to be as difficult as anything else there
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas man who had lifetime of free buffet meals taken away from him commits suicide, says he couldn't live without those tiny ham cubes
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(120)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man claims he was robbed at a New Jersey gas station by gangster rapper and bicycle aficionado DMX
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(27)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The B-2 looks like a UFO, has the coolest gas cap in history
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(31)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Phoenix area gas stations can now remove vapor-reducing nozzles first installed in the early-'90s because using them with modern automotive fuel systems has led to the release of more fumes
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(11)
 
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Teaching your 16-year-old to drive? Lesson 1 - This is the brake. This is the gas
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(25)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to work as a valet parking attendant, it really helps if you know the difference between the gas and brake pedals, especially the ones in a $600k Ferrari GTO 599
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(51)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(West Fargo Pioneer)
 
 
 
If you drive 10 mph under the speed limit there's a 50% chance you're drunk. So hit the gas. For the children. For yourself. For society
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(88)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's a time and a place to take selfies, the NYC East Village gas-explosion site is not one of them
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(105)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Think that last free throw was meaningless for Duke as it beat Utah in the Sweet 16? Thousands of gamblers in Las Vegas disagree - "When he made the shot, it cost me somewhere between $200,000 and $300,000"
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(37)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(The Week)
 
 
 
HHwæt We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon
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(28)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Woman in smiling mugshot claims she's trying to let go of her anger - which is why she went to the yoga center Saturday carrying a baseball bat and a can of gasoline
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(18)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Van Halen announce major US tour. Vegas oddsmakers betting on how long it'll take them to cancel the tour
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(55)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In worst invasion of Japan by alien species since Megalon, yellow-legged hornets from Korea are killing native honeybees in Nagasaki. "Concerns are rising that they will spread throughout the nation"
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(45)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's recent stock investments summed up: oil, oil, oil, gas, oil
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(61)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Air travel does far more climate damage than other modes of travel, trailing only the Fark politics tab in per-capita release of greenhouse gases
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(28)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. military families: Could you do something about the radioactive radon gas way above EPA limits in the homes you assigned us? Military: Maybe in a few years, or not
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(80)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Celine Dion is returning to Las Vegas since no one has bothered to deport her
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(27)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New things you can now buy for two bucks: #56- A gallon of gas. In your face, Chevy Volt
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(31)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Journal Inquirer)
 
 
 
Falling ice starts gas fire
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is becoming one of the most dangerous cities in America to walk: "At one point, we killed 10 pedestrians in a two-week period. How did we do that?"
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(25)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why the price of gas hasn't reached bottom yet
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(29)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Even with record-low gas prices, we're still getting screwed at the pumps
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(31)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey cops: THIS is why you don't Taser a dude soaked in gasoline
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(67)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jeff Gordon HAD the pole until he was wrecked in practice. Can he storm from the back to the front without getting wrecked yet again in his farewell season? Its the Kobalt Tools 400 from Las Vegas, live at 3 PM EDT on Fox
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(945)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Okay music experts, what is the one common thing about all the following songs - "California Dreamin'," "Mrs. Robinson," "I Got You Babe," "You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'," "Viva Las Vegas," "Surf City," "Mr. Tambourine Man," "Turn, Turn,Turn"?
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(87)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Crayons finish blue or live up to his promise to finish potato at the NASCAR Xfinity Series Boyd Gaming 300 from Las Vegas, 3:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1?
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(271)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
High school student invites a Las Vegas showgirl to his junior prom and she says yes. Naturally, the school has a slight problem with this
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(91)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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(29)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Faking orgasms lead to real ones. Subby's not saying subby is available to give you a reason to fake it, but
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(63)
 
(The Shorthorn)
 
 
 
The pharmaceutical community is very, very, very interested in helping women achieve orgasm
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(50)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Like the low gas prices? Too bad
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(77)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
New measles case linked to Las Vegas restaurant. Officials surprised someone in Las Vegas only caught the measles
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(18)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
News: Vegas police hold an old man at gunpoint and force him to strip in public. Fark: Because of a clerical error. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Killer frog disease hits Madagascar, prompting President Madagascar to, well, you know
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(15)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed is happy to see all you plebes paying more for your stuff, even if you did get an undeserved break on oil and gas
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(9)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stock market indicators say the bull is out of gas
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(6)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
DRUMGASM: Peart, Carey... and Copeland on guitar
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(28)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Watch this guy's dog defend his owner by biting a gas station robber in the face. Good dog. Gooooood dog
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(46)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(E&T Magazine)
 
 
 
Number of solar panel installations in 2014 doubled over the year before. And THAT'S gonna be totally sustainable now that gas is so cheap we can keep the burn barrels in our kitchens going 24 hours a day now
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(57)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Tolo News)
 
 
 
The stupidest people ever born on this planet want to try to build a pipeline across Afghanistan and then fill it with high pressure explosive gas
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(78)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British couple arrested after groom forgets bride's name. If only they had been getting married in Vegas, where that's just par for the course
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(39)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
Gas prices too low for you? The State of Washington has a solution for that
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(43)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Challenge: Create a realistic advertisement for Las Vegas
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
More reviews are in, and not only does "50 Shades of Gray" not suck, it doesn't blow, lick, thrust, poke, throb or penetrate. "Nobody sweats, nobody strains, nobody orgasms"
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(53)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you really want to be on the Alaska Commission on Judicial Conduct you probably shouldn't post a picture on Facebook of you clad only in a thin Speedo bathing suit with women in Las Vegas
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(49)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let's say you only have 100 orgasms left, how would you go about working them out?
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(129)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Former janitor and gas station attendant was a secret stock market multi-millionaire, leaves $8 million to local library, hospital
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(66)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of East Timor resigns. Leader of gas-rich West Pumbaa expected to follow suit
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(18)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair asked a bunch of famous Brits to reenact memorable scenes from American films, and as Keira Knightley proves by her version of Meg Ryan's orgasm from When Harry Met Sally, it's safe to say the British are definitely coming
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(44)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA voters: "No taxation without representation" *repeals law tying gas tax to inflation* MA Legislature: "Okay, fine, no increased money on transportation or infrastructure, but don't come crying to us when the T breaks" *T breaks down*
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
OPEC to world: About that cheap gas you've been enjoying
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(200)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
U.S. to begin destroying its stockpile of mustard gas. Refusing to budge on its supply of ketchup and mayonnaise gas
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(55)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi thinks now is the perfect time for a gas tax hike. Prices will stay this low forever, right?
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Vegas over/under on "deflated balls" being mentioned during the game is 3. This is your official Super Bowl XLIX prop bet list
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Fri January 30, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
They bring a gun, you bring a gasoline hose. It's the Milwaukee way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First White Castle in Las Vegas open to huge crowds. Kind of pointless saying 'This is why we can't have nice things' when it comes to Vegas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Franken to Natural Gas CEOs: You better farking believe you didn't build that
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Tue January 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If lower gas prices don't impress you due to your bacon-fat burning flex-fuel car, you're in luck
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(10)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
"From what I can tell from the ad, the Pegasus motorcycle can change from a single to a V-twin to an inline-four depending on whether you're doing a burnout, pulling a wheelie, or just shooting people in the face while standing on the bike"
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